I like how, when GLaDOS is going over Sheila’s descendants, she mentions “two male sons”. You know, in case you thought one of her sons might have been female. lol
They were going to add Brock’s brother to the show, his name was joe, but each time they tried to wright him in it would get to sad because he was insane. This was a way to mention him
that and the walking dead joke max made when same lost kinda also teased the telltale Series there too. I wonder if they'll do a third one at some point?
"Battlefield Earth" is a science-fiction novel by L. Ron Hubbard. In it, humanity has been enslaved for 1,000 years by aliens called Psychlos, themselves enslaved long ago by another race. It follows humanity fighting them off and destroying the Psychlos -- and, to be honest, it's not well-written.
I love Glados no matter what media she is in. That tidbit about Ash being Brock’s ancestor is gold. For me I think Glados was actually bluffing, given the timeline she spoke of. But you can’t be sure of that because this is a devious A.I. we are talking about who delights with messing with people.
So everybody decides to get back at the player for winning "Hey, let's all put on beards! You too Moxxi! GLaDOS, make some alien sound effects would ya?" "Sure, you moron."
I believe it's renowned as one of the worst movies of all time. It's a hamfisted laughably ridiculous sci fi starring John Travolta in one of the lower points of his career, and is notorious for it's constant use of a dutch angle throughout the entire film.
Before the movie, it was a book by L. Ron Hubbard. Not a good book, though -- humanity, oppressed by an alien race for 1,000 years, rises up and destroys them with their own tools and weaknesses.
i love this game. i love that they made a blood line for ash since in evil dead 3 aka darmy of darkness he sleeps with shela and made him related to brock. lol
Knowing Sam is from a point and click game I’m gonna assume that if that lil book ended up in one of the games there would be an achievement for it but also an instant game over... or it’s a complete fake
Sam: Whatever happened to that nice Sheila lady you rescued from the Deadites back in the 14th century? Ash Williams: No idea. I tried to find out once or twice, but ancient history’s not exactly my strong-suit. GLaDOS: Perhaps I can help. Scanning...Scanning... Shiela, the very pregnant daughter of Uford, married Sir Theodore in 1300.... Ash Williams: Pregnant? Hey man, we only did it once! Twice tops! GLaDOS:...One son, eight grandchildren...killed by the Black Plague in 1347, along with all but one of her heirs... Ash Williams: Aw, damn. GLaDOS:...Direct descendants emigrate to Poland in the 15th century... Brock Samson: Hey, a fellow Pole! Gratulacje! GLaDOS: Remaining family escapes Nazis in the mid 20th century, eventually settling in a Swedish enclave in Nebraska... Brock Samson: (Realizing where this is going) Waitaminute... GLaDOS: By the 1960’s the sole surviving descendant of Theodore and Sheila, Bonnie Jablonski, briefly marries a traveling salesman giving birth to two male sons including...Brock Fitzgerald Samson. Brock Samson: Oh, son of a bitch... Ash Williams: Hey, welcome to the family!
I just realized that it says "Klaatu barada nikto" on the sides of the chips. Even though I've never seen the movies (shameful, I know), I love tiny little details like that that keep calling back to the source material.
Brock, I don't get your beef...I'd be fucking stoked to have the slayer of all evil manifestations of every shape and size to be a distant blood relative of mine
ClapTrap's comment about the Walking Dead....I remember coming across sound video on RUclips which, according to my knowledge, would've been used when The Walking Dead chips, decks and table was unlocked. It never happened, but the sound files were still saved. I guess it was supposed to be used if there was a DLC made for Poker Night 2. But that's just me I guess!
@@dianeaishamonday9125 You're in luck actually, I JUST remembered seeing the video of it on RUclips and it's still up! I'll send you the link to the video: ruclips.net/video/3Ko0-YMwv08/видео.html
Considering Sam and Ash talking about how the Necronomicon should never be read, I think it’s a little ironic how this Inventory elimination method is Sam accidentally activating it and incidentally deleting them from the mortal plain
glados: santa destroy's #1 assassin has run out of chips. travis:yeah, I think i'm goona head to the bathroom. I haven't dropped a nice save in a while. plus I have a tittle to defend, so...*leaves table*
For the people who don’t get the joke about max floating up in the air and air and vomiting it’s a reference to the exorcist and San and Max’s car is a 1960 Desota adventurer which is the car Christine which is a car Stephen king owns
I just read that TellTale Games have been bought by another entertainment studio, and that The Wolf Among Us 2 was announced at the Video Game Awards 2019.... So does that mean Sam and Max will have a possible new game in the near future?! Please say yes...!
My Poker night 3 Line up. Xander Crews Conker (Bad fur day) Jules Winnfield Alucard (aka The crimson fucker) (Dealer) Francine Smith (Bartender) Peanut from Harvey Birdman
I like where you went with that I'll Keep Conker and The Crimson Fucker But...I'll replace Xander Crews with Sterling Archer(Archer's just funnier, dude...Xander Crews is just spoiled and obnoxious, at least Archer can kill multiple people with just a spatula) Jules Winnfield with The Bride (KILL BILL, BITCHES!) Francine Smith with Either Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty or Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Peanut with one of those FEAR Henchmen that became bartenders in Harvey Birdman because that would make more sense....Well one of those FEAR Bartenders or Blue Falcon from the same show
So...Brock and Ash are related?
Headcannon accepted.
funny thing about that, in the Evil Dead series, Ash's father is name Brock. what a strange coincidence. lol
That part had me rolling
When that happened... Brock needs to call Ash "So... uh... your my great-great-great-great-great-great-great Granddad?"
Let's not forget that brock called his great(x10) father a crippled
@@jrickducking6685 lol
Lmao brock
"...waitaminute"
brock is a willams
I won't lie. That "waitaminute" is probably my favorite moment in all of Poker Night 2.
interesting though, because Ash's father is name Brock.^^
when he said wait a minute. it all makes sense.lol
That dawning horror...
I like how, when GLaDOS is going over Sheila’s descendants, she mentions “two male sons”. You know, in case you thought one of her sons might have been female. lol
They were going to add Brock’s brother to the show, his name was joe, but each time they tried to wright him in it would get to sad because he was insane. This was a way to mention him
well nowadays....
@@MahajiHaji Haha I was about to say the same
I also like how she says "enclave in Nebraska" even though Nebraska doesn't exist
@@charleshaskell2056 ???
GLaDOS with a beard is the best thing ever.
Gentlemen.
look at Moxxi in the background xD
What do you mean?
16:05 for those you look for this moment
Yea I saw that even she was part of the joke as well. Now I wanted to see Steve with the beard as well
"And now I'm learning arousal"
"Hey, that's not fair"
Looks like someone had a little 'work' done as a young pup...
LMAO
Oh gosh
What perfect timing can do is scary
The fact that the prank made The Player have a panic attack and go unconscious was cruel and i love it.
They actually announced The Wolf Among Us in this game. Anyone else notice that little detail?
When?
Zachman Cometh 4:30
ZE VOLFV UMUNG OS!
that and the walking dead joke max made when same lost kinda also teased the telltale Series there too. I wonder if they'll do a third one at some point?
WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!!
"Its a demonic book that should never EVER be read out loud."
"Like Battlefield Earth?" HA HA HA HA XD
+nonchalantstu54 It's funny because that movie is awful. X3
Tell me about Battle Field Earth, Please.
"Battlefield Earth" is a science-fiction novel by L. Ron Hubbard. In it, humanity has been enslaved for 1,000 years by aliens called Psychlos, themselves enslaved long ago by another race. It follows humanity fighting them off and destroying the Psychlos -- and, to be honest, it's not well-written.
and the movie is 10x worse!
and the movie was much worse.
3:55 "Shut the @#$% UP, STEVE!!!" Is my favorite line
Yesss
Claptrap:and now I'm learning arousal
Sam:that's not fair
Me:...
Assassination Gamers oh my... /blushes/
Steve: "HEY-OOO"
Lol
Huh? OH I get it he got a surgery
I love Glados no matter what media she is in. That tidbit about Ash being Brock’s ancestor is gold. For me I think Glados was actually bluffing, given the timeline she spoke of. But you can’t be sure of that because this is a devious A.I. we are talking about who delights with messing with people.
when i saw GLaDOS with a beard.. i laughed so hard..
what about Mad Moxxi?
So everybody decides to get back at the player for winning
"Hey, let's all put on beards! You too Moxxi! GLaDOS, make some alien sound effects would ya?"
"Sure, you moron."
Love how Brock gets consumed by the Book while Sam is like, "Well... At least I wasn't the first one out."
i lost it at "welcome to the future kid"
+TITAN I hope you like alien invasions.
i told you these phony beards were a bad idea!
max tho
6:19 - 6:50 The explanation of why Max is not playing in this tournament.
"Couldn't keep a...lid on his gambling?"
"Not in the slightest. But that didn't matter because he kept winning."
@microwave. (Starts choking and coughs out a poker chip) There you are!
So wait... in this game Ash is the lots of greats grandfather of Brock!?!?!? God I hope this is canon somewhere!
Well they never said it wasn't canon.
@@DaveMiller6042 they're not around to say it's not canon either......
This makes so much sense
3:36
Ash: just don't read the book!
Also ash: *gets stoned and high and reads the book anyway*
Ash vs evil dead hehe
"Klaatu Barada Tiptoe!"
"Keanu Barbera Nimoy!"
"Claptrap Babushka Neato!"
Fucking lost my shit at that "Battlefield Earth" line from Sam. Beautiful.
what exactly is "Battlefield Earth"?
I believe it's renowned as one of the worst movies of all time. It's a hamfisted laughably ridiculous sci fi starring John Travolta in one of the lower points of his career, and is notorious for it's constant use of a dutch angle throughout the entire film.
TomboTime Thanks for clearing that up. Now I get the joke.
Before the movie, it was a book by L. Ron Hubbard. Not a good book, though -- humanity, oppressed by an alien race for 1,000 years, rises up and destroys them with their own tools and weaknesses.
Wolfrover igniting the aliens home world with a small nuke.
Nostalgia Critic lost his shit with that film
Brock's face at 2:18 is priceless
1:23 apparently badassery and invincibility are genetic traits.
Claptrap's Steve line might just be the best part of this sequence of video.
Hyee-oh
@Ethan Kellerman And people say I’m annoying!
You know, I'm not going to lie, Russian Roulette with ray stun gun actually sounds kinda fun.
Ash Williams: I told you these phony beards were a bad idea
"Max, it's Klaatu Barada Nikto"
NOW you remember it, Ash?
Well, I suppose he does, cuz it's written around the edges of the chips.
Peja21000 yeah
Sam"but that got some trouble with the zombie union"
Brock"yeah you got to watch out for those guys, they'll eat you alive." Lol, that's a good one.
2:38 Is *being a Badass* a family thing then ?
BJ blaskowitz=doomslayer
@@anthonywhite4656
It gives the vibes
@@axaeleterno477 damn rite son
@@marxgalacticambition7023 we got a badass
@@marxgalacticambition7023 News flash bitches turrets kill
13:57 Max just combined Kiana Reaves with Hanna-Barbera and Leonard Nimoy! 🤣 That’s quite the combo.
If Sam is still in the game when Brock says his "didn't screw the pooch" line, Sam replies to that. I don't know what he said.
"Should i be offended by that?"
The Fant yeah, that's it!
i love this game. i love that they made a blood line for ash since in evil dead 3 aka darmy of darkness he sleeps with shela and made him related to brock. lol
"Anil Nathrak..... BLAAAAAAUGH!"Just how absurd, random and over-the-top that is has me just rolling over here. XD
I just had that cleaned!
"Mr. Williams has placed the remainder of his chips in the pot. And apparently also his brain."
2:18 That face is extremely accurate.
11:50 even though I never met the owner, I'm flattered that he cares so much about us (the player)
"That sounded like the shutdown of a Quantum Predictor Field." Lol
I really like how Sam goes not again before being taken by the Necronomicon
16:14 GLaDOS just got a beard? I just laughed at that part. lol.
2:03 That awkward moment when you try say in Polish "Gratulacje" but in the end you sound like Italian.
If Ash being Brock's distant relative doesn't find its way into a Venture Brothers episode, I'll be incredibly disappointed.
"like Battlefield Earth?" that is the best thing sam has said ever.
Knowing Sam is from a point and click game I’m gonna assume that if that lil book ended up in one of the games there would be an achievement for it but also an instant game over... or it’s a complete fake
2:30 Okay, if that's actually cannon, then my mind just got BLOWN! O.o
in the wiki it actually is
"everything I say Is a lie." Oldest paradox in the book. Not the necronomocon of course.
Sam: Whatever happened to that nice Sheila lady you rescued from the Deadites back in the 14th century?
Ash Williams: No idea. I tried to find out once or twice, but ancient history’s not exactly my strong-suit.
GLaDOS: Perhaps I can help. Scanning...Scanning... Shiela, the very pregnant daughter of Uford, married Sir Theodore in 1300....
Ash Williams: Pregnant? Hey man, we only did it once! Twice tops!
GLaDOS:...One son, eight grandchildren...killed by the Black Plague in 1347, along with all but one of her heirs...
Ash Williams: Aw, damn.
GLaDOS:...Direct descendants emigrate to Poland in the 15th century...
Brock Samson: Hey, a fellow Pole! Gratulacje!
GLaDOS: Remaining family escapes Nazis in the mid 20th century, eventually settling in a Swedish enclave in Nebraska...
Brock Samson: (Realizing where this is going) Waitaminute...
GLaDOS: By the 1960’s the sole surviving descendant of Theodore and Sheila, Bonnie Jablonski, briefly marries a traveling salesman giving birth to two male sons including...Brock Fitzgerald Samson.
Brock Samson: Oh, son of a bitch...
Ash Williams: Hey, welcome to the family!
Wish I could play this game now...but instead, I'll do the next best thing; Borderlands 2
i wish too, but... i dont know how to play Poker
16:14
*Wait... You notice it to?? That’s one my favorite!*
Steam unlocked games. Free and nice
GlaDOS with a beard is the single greatest thing to happen in a Valve related title.
2:06 That's not how you pronounce "Gratulacje". X'D
It means Congratulations
The way Brock said it, sounded like in Italian.... definitely not Polish pronunciation.
10:35 "ben zohna " meens "son of a beach" at hebrew
nidhin nidhin is that fake
Let's just say that if it were real, they'd have better things to do than dodge RUclips's spam filters.
idk its pretty fun. jk
I can confirm, this is true
I love it when Glados and Claptrap communicate to each other, One annoying robot talking to One amazing killer robot.
And now I'm learning arousal!
That's not fair!
I ended up spitting water all over the place at 6:05.
Dammit, Max!
GlaDoS actually mention's poland :D and even some characters are related with my country. I feel so proud :D
The player dies of seeing GLaDOS in fake beard XD
6:08 I just had that cleaned!
_ANIL NATHRAK!_
*BLUUUUURGCH! PTOOEY!*
10:00
I mean... Max did get that cameo in Jedi Knight which is an FPS.
3:55 "SHUT THE @#$% UP STEVE. And people say I'm annoying."
That's funny every time!
Isnt that the pot calling the kettle black
The ending made me laugh, but overall, this was quite funny stuff.
3:49 My favorite Claptrap moment
6:05 Anil Nathrak!, (throw up sounds), i just had that cleaned
i think Brock has some anger issues...
Nah, he accepts his anger better than anyone else. it's calm he can't quite comprehend...
SCP-049 The Plauge Doctor yup same
16:00 was that a tribute to the alternate ending of army of darkness
Had to be. NIOOCCEE!
I SLEPT TOO LONG!
The ending was funny, even Glados had a beard
When he said “just don’t read the book” I was expecting Max to ask how’s the film
GlaDos: Mr. Williams has put the remainder of his chips in the pot, and apparently part of his brain.
Ash: Hey!
Me: pfft.
I just realized that it says "Klaatu barada nikto" on the sides of the chips.
Even though I've never seen the movies (shameful, I know), I love tiny little details like that that keep calling back to the source material.
Brock being in Ash's extended family is my headcanon.
1:24 - 2:02 Interesting past events
2:04 sneak joke
2:09 - 2:16 more events
2:17 confused
2:19 - 2:33 what..?
Mind Blown!
hahaha, I died when claptrap told Steve to shut the fuck up.
Hail to the "king" baby. Thats why ash is the king card.... OMG THAT'S AWESOME!
Brock and Ash are Relative! lol
Ash is Brock's many times great granddad then?
No wonder Brock is such a capital B badass!
Brock, I don't get your beef...I'd be fucking stoked to have the slayer of all evil manifestations of every shape and size to be a distant blood relative of mine
2:17. That face.
8:27
seriously good part.
:)
GLaDOS with beard. Now, i saw everything :D
ClapTrap's comment about the Walking Dead....I remember coming across sound video on RUclips which, according to my knowledge, would've been used when The Walking Dead chips, decks and table was unlocked. It never happened, but the sound files were still saved. I guess it was supposed to be used if there was a DLC made for Poker Night 2. But that's just me I guess!
I've also heard the audio files for that one, but never seen any video for it. Weird 🧐
@@dianeaishamonday9125 You're in luck actually, I JUST remembered seeing the video of it on RUclips and it's still up!
I'll send you the link to the video: ruclips.net/video/3Ko0-YMwv08/видео.html
Considering Sam and Ash talking about how the Necronomicon should never be read, I think it’s a little ironic how this Inventory elimination method is Sam accidentally activating it and incidentally deleting them from the mortal plain
3:48 I’ve heard this before from something else and I’m going crazy thinking about it!
glados: santa destroy's #1 assassin has run out of chips.
travis:yeah, I think i'm goona head to the bathroom. I haven't dropped a nice save in a while. plus I have a tittle to defend, so...*leaves table*
12:23 SAMSON SMASH!
4:52 Craptrap feels Envy again...
What to watch a room of your favorite characters play poker ?
How did you know ? 😂
Love how they all just look at you at 9:09 like yeah that just happened player lol
3:55
“SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE!”
"SHUT THE F*&%$ UP STEVE"
God i love Claptrap
"The owner would frown on disintegrating the player."
Wow, DarkHawk, you're friends with the owner?
Ash is Brock's great great great great grandpa
at around 11:00 the suggestion of doc venture in this game actually seems like it would be hilarious. cmon, with his BS cockiness it would be a riot.
12:15 me when i keep getting knifed in gun game in cod
You mean 12:25 also go play halo it’s better
They need to make a Poker night 3 with bigby wolf in it.
wow, they actually tell you what happened to sheila!! Epic!!
Ricardo Escobar Its not canon though.
For the people who don’t get the joke about max floating up in the air and air and vomiting it’s a reference to the exorcist and San and Max’s car is a 1960 Desota adventurer which is the car Christine which is a car Stephen king owns
when claptrap mentioned steve and yelled at him i fucking beoke out laughing
Brock Samson and ash Williams are related. This is canon.
*CHANGE MY MIND*
Why it’s clearly true
I just read that TellTale Games have been bought by another entertainment studio, and that The Wolf Among Us 2 was announced at the Video Game Awards 2019....
So does that mean Sam and Max will have a possible new game in the near future?! Please say yes...!
CooperGal24 I hope to god it does. The series is too great to go unrecognized
when poker night 3 comes out, I hope Lee from the walking dead is in!
I like how glados knows that they are a killer robot. just not attacking at the moment
11:40 brock wants to hang out bro mute or not i be shaking my head up and down so fast
My Poker night 3 Line up.
Xander Crews
Conker (Bad fur day)
Jules Winnfield
Alucard (aka The crimson fucker)
(Dealer) Francine Smith
(Bartender) Peanut from Harvey Birdman
I like where you went with that
I'll Keep Conker and The Crimson Fucker
But...I'll replace Xander Crews with Sterling Archer(Archer's just funnier, dude...Xander Crews is just spoiled and obnoxious, at least Archer can kill multiple people with just a spatula)
Jules Winnfield with The Bride (KILL BILL, BITCHES!)
Francine Smith with Either Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty or Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
and Peanut with one of those FEAR Henchmen that became bartenders in Harvey Birdman because that would make more sense....Well one of those FEAR Bartenders or Blue Falcon from the same show
8:04 "That Goofball Larry"............as in LEISURE SUIT LARRY?!