It is crazy that he's still holding onto the "no random dude is beating me in tekken 7" excuse while swapping between Tekken 7 and 8 on stream and performing about as poorly in both for a live audience. That is some potent denial
Watching this guy spit into a water bottle that's already a quarter full of spit, that is just sitting on the desk beside him is really turning my stomach upside down.
not the time stamp bear twerk 🤣 and if im not mistaken kuma is the worst character, or he is kind of a meme is tekkens past. its been years since ive played i just enjoy the salt. and this man child never ceases to amaze me with how low he will go.
- shitting in bathtubs - pissing in bottles - renting section 8 housing with other men - giving said men slices of his pizza before his 1-man pizza party
@@EthanLeonhart Not only a deadbeat but spending years cursing his daughter on stream for simply existing and telling his misfit flunkies how having a daughter is the worst outcome ever for any man. Dude is disgusting since it's sad that his daughter is inevitably going to learn about and see those clips sooner or later from her dad, when she looks just like him, and feel way down and messed up about it.
This is getting sad already... Mf joins the game, gets bodied, say literally the SAME list of excuses each match, rage quits, uninstall and swear that will not come back, two days later install the game as nothing happened, gets bodied, excuses, cycle repeats forever. this is the 'grind' that this living ameba says that he is doing over 10 years of stream, absolutely pathetic
That same garbage he repeats nearly every time someone beats him in a video game is just SCREAMING projection. Those are the things that bother Dale, he's afraid he'll never be of "elite status" or be rich or have a lot of people like him. Not gonna happen, Dale. It could have if you simply didn't have one of the worst personalities imaginable. That is why you are stuck being a low traffic streamer. It is all you have been for years and it is all you will ever be. You have hit your ceiling. Also, what happened to that acting career you promised was supposed to start by now and you wouldn't be doing this anymore? You're a lolcow, nothing more. You belong right beside DSP, you two are just like each other.
19:47 he says he plays on 2% but everytime people don't be his sandbag and let him win he cries like a baby and proceeds to trash on the other player like he did the worst thing possible to him 💀. like if you always get mad when you lose and act like it's the end of the world why you don't try to win instead of supposedly going just 2%?
What LTG fails to notice is that it's not that fighting games became copy and paste. It's that the internet became widely accessible for people to learn combos fast from better players.
I feel like he is in a catch 22 situation, hates the game but has no other choice but to play it to make a living. The trolls ain't letting this juicy lolcow break free from the vigorous milking 😅
"I'm goin 0.0 percent" Implication: he could win easily if he tried, but he isn't trying Extrapolating from this, we can safely assume video game playing Dale is 1 of 3 things: 1: a liar (he's doing his best but he sucks) 2: a maschocist (he gets off to losing) 3: some combination of both Not a great combination of outcomes regardless
He did this for literally 7 years in SFV with the, "This wouldn't happen to me in a real fighting game like SF4" and still played it every day while having Farris and others boost his ranks back up from the constant ragequit penalties off-stream for the next night. His life is a torturous Groundhog Day loop and the fact that he's 40 and back to living with dudes, who are half his age by the way, and still repeating himself like an NPC a decade plus later is some marvelous lolcow achievement.
@@heroicsquirrel3195 Urien was broken af when he was released for SFV, still kept losing, and Dale sperged when he was nerfed even though Urien remained top tier with the best VT for the entire lifespan of the game up until Luke. Dale still stayed insisting that, "Urien is mid tier at best if you know how to use him" lol. So no way his fraud ass ever admits he constantly picks characters to try to cheese out and carry him in ranked when he can't win with them anyway. Bet he says Clive isn't good in T8.
@@TheJericho1123 Anyone who somehow got convinced to put their credit and name on a leased house to live Covenant Manor fantasy with Dale can't be much smarter than him either lol.
always hilarious when he teabags someone and then they beat him and teabag and he proceeds to cry and call them a sniper and block them. HoF accountability dodging loser, only people worse are the idiots in his chat who don’t even play the game who gas him up and call everyone he plays a sniper or cheater
Bro emailed Sallow personally to call names and "run the fade" to flex like Sallow was scared to fight, Sallow told him to pick an MMA gym of his choice (even if it was up in middle of nowhere Lancaster) when Sallow was down here in LA for business, and what did Dale do?... Blocked him on everything but first made sure to report all his socials for "harassment and bullying" lmao. A year goes by and Sallow made a video exposing the actual reason why Dale took his previous perms from Twitch for issuing bogus fraud claims against PayPal to refund his 20 gifted subs to Kai when Dale was literally begging for more attention and clout, and Dale went right back to going on stream begging to "run the fade" and trying to threaten Sallow's job by calling his workplace. Dale is the biggest type of coward; for him, only his Internet bubble counts, even if everyone else sees that he's a buffoon, but hey that's why he's a lolcow.
Because he's an idiot. Any charge, boost, anything, right? In these Japanese fighting games...like DBZ has people yelling to raise power levels and boost themselves. Dale sees anybody not him getting boosted as thinking they're better or mocking him. Which is doubly funny when he loses to Heihachis I bet, with them built in laughs as he flings you ALL the way across the map lol
Is funny how he acts like Tekken 7 is a completely different game but in fact the only thing that changed from 7 to 8 is the heat mechanic, besides that everything is literally the same so he suck equally in both games 😭
Seeing Dale getting hit by obvious rage arts will always be hilarious to me 😂 he just can't help but mash when he thinks he's gonna win, and for that he's gonna hold an L instead lmao
He never accepts that rage arts are a check against mashers with his dumb habits. Yet he'll use rage arts himself all the time when he's desperate to win a round lol.
As somebody who’s just started going through the tekken ranks last week (I’m now at dominator) I’m shocked at how my clive gameplay actually isn’t as predictable dales, with his repeated same move usage over and over, meanwhile I try to vary up my moves so the opponent doesn’t get comfy with me.
Wait i can’t throw random shit out as clive? I’m getting my ass handed to me on a silver plater by this lee? This dude sucks at the game. Not me. Listening to him talk and option select on his loses hurts my brain lmaoo.
He coughs up mucus and spit it into bottles, it's so gross, mainly because he does it on camera. He has a lot of nasty habits he does on stream, he used to pee in jugs, and chewing like an animal when he eats food/gum Edit: Oh, and burping after drinking multiple Red Bulls
@@isaaccooper862 You forgot that he also shits in his shower, and used to make Alaina to clean the towels he was using to wipe his ass after the dirty deed.
Real talk. He's spent 180 hours on tekken in a year. He doesn't lab, doesn't learn the match up, doesn't punish. I'm 800 hours into the game and my main is tekken god, I spend hours labbing the match ups. If he spent less time streaming tekken, learning the match ups he'd be out of blue ranks but he won't so he'll continue to bitch about characters
It is crazy that he's still holding onto the "no random dude is beating me in tekken 7" excuse while swapping between Tekken 7 and 8 on stream and performing about as poorly in both for a live audience. That is some potent denial
I’ve been watching ltg for a bit and his excuse on Street fighter 6 is the same thing but he says street fighter 4 😂
I've been saying this since the first video I ever watched 😂. I know I can't be the only 2k ppl thinking this way 😅
Watching this crap regularly would make me a worse player .
His Clive is so hard to watch
It's the opposite if you're actually trying to improve. You see this and use it as motivation to never be this bad lol
Literally happened to me
When will LTG finally admit he's just mediocre in fighting games 😭😭
I dont watch this for tekken tips😂 i watch to see rog the bounty hunter ape out.
“This would never happen to me in Clayfighter 64!”
I imagine him cutting off the camera, as soon as his opponent start an insane combo.
@@ShinmegamiPersona Duu plays that one on stream, and a day later, Revolver or LG got a video called "LTG smells this action in Clayfighter"
This would've never happened in SEGA's heavyweight champ
Petition for a Billy Mitchell/LTG crossover
See me in Dong Dong Never Dies, that game takes actual skill
This would never happen in TLOU multiplayer
@@Blittsplitt5
Dude, that game is fun af, one of the most badass mp i played in PS4. I wish the online was free, getting ps plus here is not easy.
This would've never happened in Mario Party DS
Man that’s his go-to excuse. In fact, it does happen in tekken 7
"Cut on tekken 7. I bet you couldnt do anything to me in tekken 7"
"I don't cut on tekken 7 to be competitive. I come on here to have fun"
He contradicts himself so much then bans people or ends tournys for the dumbest reason all to do with him losing
Watching this guy spit into a water bottle that's already a quarter full of spit, that is just sitting on the desk beside him is really turning my stomach upside down.
That’s nowhere near as gross as him pooping in the tub and mashing it down
@badboytoby true but at least I don't have to see that.
Piss jug from 2013 era was even more crazy @@badboytoby
"We know you bald" Says the guy wearing a hairpiece.
I don't know why he wears that, the king of the cucks needs to show his crown.
You already know what it is since he's the master race of pure projection and no self-awareness.
@@citypopradioFM if there's ONE thing where nobody can beat LTG it's in projection olympics
Um I believe it’s called an “enhancement “ 😂
@@Voxyld 💯. It's the prime lolcow gene which Dale carries like patient zero.
Bro got no business calling someone bald
Lmao that was me who commented 😂
@ good shit 😭😭💀
Bro saying that like being bald is a bad thing 😂😂
4:20 the bear was twerkin on him im done😂
Big bear right?
not the time stamp bear twerk 🤣
and if im not mistaken kuma is the worst character, or he is kind of a meme is tekkens past. its been years since ive played i just enjoy the salt. and this man child never ceases to amaze me with how low he will go.
bear twerking loop is a technique that has ended a lot of men whole careers. Boom badaboom powww.
Things LTG is best at
- Quitting
- Losing
- Having no money
You forget being a deadbeat father
- shitting in bathtubs
- pissing in bottles
- renting section 8 housing with other men
- giving said men slices of his pizza before his 1-man pizza party
@@EthanLeonhart Not only a deadbeat but spending years cursing his daughter on stream for simply existing and telling his misfit flunkies how having a daughter is the worst outcome ever for any man. Dude is disgusting since it's sad that his daughter is inevitably going to learn about and see those clips sooner or later from her dad, when she looks just like him, and feel way down and messed up about it.
-talking to minors
This would’ve never happened in Bio-Freaks.
Woooòw
See me in Shrek Super Slam, bum, that takes actual skill
Fight me in Tom and Jerry Mouse Trap if you feel brave enough
This never would've happened to me in Pit Fighter for the SNES
Ayooooo! That game was hard AF!
Unc is going to quit 8, just to get completely demolished in 7, then come back to 8 for the 12th time, because he keeps smelling the syrup.
your life is WORTHLESS you serve ZERO purpose.......
Is dude gonna go back to tekken 6 now?😂😂
This would never happen in tekken tag 1
Nah, clearly he's gonna go back to Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection.
No he's going back to Tekken 1
Probably Tekken Bowling or something
Edit: No even better, "This wouldn't happen to me in Tekken Force mode!
This wouldn't happen to me in the tekken card game!!!!😂😂😂😂
This would've never happened in Fighters Megamix.
Not show this match on my stream "not like this"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you beat him in 8 he says try it in 7. When you beat him in 7 he's still saying something 😂
This is getting sad already... Mf joins the game, gets bodied, say literally the SAME list of excuses each match, rage quits, uninstall and swear that will not come back, two days later install the game as nothing happened, gets bodied, excuses, cycle repeats forever.
this is the 'grind' that this living ameba says that he is doing over 10 years of stream, absolutely pathetic
@@tonycezar1645 yeah grinding making big moves man….minus on block then mashing and getting counter hit but he’s making moves!
That same garbage he repeats nearly every time someone beats him in a video game is just SCREAMING projection. Those are the things that bother Dale, he's afraid he'll never be of "elite status" or be rich or have a lot of people like him.
Not gonna happen, Dale. It could have if you simply didn't have one of the worst personalities imaginable. That is why you are stuck being a low traffic streamer. It is all you have been for years and it is all you will ever be. You have hit your ceiling. Also, what happened to that acting career you promised was supposed to start by now and you wouldn't be doing this anymore? You're a lolcow, nothing more. You belong right beside DSP, you two are just like each other.
"Marvel and DC movies here I come"
@@justsomeguy727 I keep looking for him when I watch those movies but I just can't find him!
@@Orlandeau2415 he's in some of them, he's the hospital patient whose scenes got cut and his salary was basically just some snacks lmao
I remember when he said if he wasnt fully in acting 5 years from now, he'd kms. Crazy how that was 9 years ago
@ Wow, it should be a crime to cut a HUGE STAR's meaningless scene! This needs to be investigated.
Dale getting backshotted by Farris EVERY NIGHT!!!!!
I bet u like that huh
@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf
I do. Ltg should come out the closet already
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf uh oh C V N T merch wearer 😭
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkfWe know Dale does.
19:47 he says he plays on 2% but everytime people don't be his sandbag and let him win he cries like a baby and proceeds to trash on the other player like he did the worst thing possible to him 💀. like if you always get mad when you lose and act like it's the end of the world why you don't try to win instead of supposedly going just 2%?
He's hypocrite and a pussy
@@nightgodd7865lmao fr how can someone be that stupid
What LTG fails to notice is that it's not that fighting games became copy and paste. It's that the internet became widely accessible for people to learn combos fast from better players.
He's just getting too old for this internet stuff 😂
Bro said its a honour😭😭
Right, the delusion is crazy
@ what gets me is he calls people he LOSES to trash runs away and blocks them😭😭
i love how he talks about t7 touney mode but he rage quits every tourney
This would've never happened in Captain Commando
Dale genuinely must think just because he hosted a tekken 7 tournament and won due to sandbag. He's like certified in the FGC or something. 😂
That first round with him and Nina was the worst tekken I’ve seen from blue ranks
"This would never happen to me in Tekken 3"
>Someone picks Gon and mops him
>"STREAM SNIPER. This wouldn't happen to me in a real Tekken game without cartoon characters"
I feel like he is in a catch 22 situation, hates the game but has no other choice but to play it to make a living. The trolls ain't letting this juicy lolcow break free from the vigorous milking 😅
"I'm goin 0.0 percent"
Implication: he could win easily if he tried, but he isn't trying
Extrapolating from this, we can safely assume video game playing Dale is 1 of 3 things:
1: a liar (he's doing his best but he sucks)
2: a maschocist (he gets off to losing)
3: some combination of both
Not a great combination of outcomes regardless
He did this for literally 7 years in SFV with the, "This wouldn't happen to me in a real fighting game like SF4" and still played it every day while having Farris and others boost his ranks back up from the constant ragequit penalties off-stream for the next night. His life is a torturous Groundhog Day loop and the fact that he's 40 and back to living with dudes, who are half his age by the way, and still repeating himself like an NPC a decade plus later is some marvelous lolcow achievement.
Hé demoted with Clive back into purples? Bruhhhh😂
Imagine buying a DLC character just to get merc'd everytime you try to spam Gigaflare.
@ especially Clive who’s op ffs
@@heroicsquirrel3195 Urien was broken af when he was released for SFV, still kept losing, and Dale sperged when he was nerfed even though Urien remained top tier with the best VT for the entire lifespan of the game up until Luke. Dale still stayed insisting that, "Urien is mid tier at best if you know how to use him" lol. So no way his fraud ass ever admits he constantly picks characters to try to cheese out and carry him in ranked when he can't win with them anyway. Bet he says Clive isn't good in T8.
@@citypopradioFM i know haha, he always uses op characters
@@citypopradioFM feng clive victor urien jp rolento, probably more and he plays them all lame 😂
Man really bought a carpet thats for a child after leaving the child smh
2:11 dog really mashed on -17 lmaoooooooo garbage
Another episode on Delusional Island.
@@benniel.hilljr.7050 Bro's regional manager at DeluluLemon
Might aswell call it the "Daleusional Island"
@@BoomboxConnessieur There You Have It. 💯
This would’ve never happened in Multiversus
Well except when he kept playing it and lost all the time.
There is no way he has room to talk about anyone when he's been rocking the same weak ass burst fade since like 2015
It's a man-weave lol
Sorry Dale, but the Law you played in T7 was way worse than this one.
That law was so bad but still cooked this crust bucket.
he has his collection of "how to avoid your child" books behind him.
Doubtful since Dale barely knows how to read.
@@citypopradioFM that's why he keeps the roommate around, and private time.
@@TheJericho1123 Anyone who somehow got convinced to put their credit and name on a leased house to live Covenant Manor fantasy with Dale can't be much smarter than him either lol.
How is it possible to get stuck in blue ranks with CLIVE goddamn
You not showing us but we hearing 😂 cant hide that "not like this" tho 😂
always hilarious when he teabags someone and then they beat him and teabag and he proceeds to cry and call them a sniper and block them. HoF accountability dodging loser, only people worse are the idiots in his chat who don’t even play the game who gas him up and call everyone he plays a sniper or cheater
Bro emailed Sallow personally to call names and "run the fade" to flex like Sallow was scared to fight, Sallow told him to pick an MMA gym of his choice (even if it was up in middle of nowhere Lancaster) when Sallow was down here in LA for business, and what did Dale do?... Blocked him on everything but first made sure to report all his socials for "harassment and bullying" lmao. A year goes by and Sallow made a video exposing the actual reason why Dale took his previous perms from Twitch for issuing bogus fraud claims against PayPal to refund his 20 gifted subs to Kai when Dale was literally begging for more attention and clout, and Dale went right back to going on stream begging to "run the fade" and trying to threaten Sallow's job by calling his workplace. Dale is the biggest type of coward; for him, only his Internet bubble counts, even if everyone else sees that he's a buffoon, but hey that's why he's a lolcow.
His vucabulary is just something else when he tries to insult people, Rog is talking about sperm now 🤨
Always has been. Dale is the only person where porn has literally cooked his brain.
"This would've never happened in Tekken 1!!!"
This would never happen in eternal champions
This would never happen to me on Desert Bus for the Sega CD
Remember guys get on his ass about ban evading. Get his ass outta here
His unit is looking particularly dusty and grimy today, he needs a replacement
He still thinks a ki charge for a counter hit is a taunt off the rip lmaooo
Because he's an idiot. Any charge, boost, anything, right? In these Japanese fighting games...like DBZ has people yelling to raise power levels and boost themselves. Dale sees anybody not him getting boosted as thinking they're better or mocking him. Which is doubly funny when he loses to Heihachis I bet, with them built in laughs as he flings you ALL the way across the map lol
Is funny how he acts like Tekken 7 is a completely different game but in fact the only thing that changed from 7 to 8 is the heat mechanic, besides that everything is literally the same so he suck equally in both games 😭
The big thing is Tekken 8 is more geared towards offense than defense, but it's pretty much no real difference
EXACTLY. This game feels just like 7 minus the heat system.
Actually quite a lot changed but thats the most easily recognizable change excluding the increase to tracking attacks and adding counterhit throws.
@@AlchemistStar50but do you really think that only this would make a very good player on Tekken 7 (like he says he is) suck on 8?
@@AlchemistStar50like a good player would just try to adapt and use this as advantage not just blame the game everytime someone beats you
Seeing Dale getting hit by obvious rage arts will always be hilarious to me 😂 he just can't help but mash when he thinks he's gonna win, and for that he's gonna hold an L instead lmao
He never accepts that rage arts are a check against mashers with his dumb habits. Yet he'll use rage arts himself all the time when he's desperate to win a round lol.
Low effort trolling posted some of these fights, the law and the dragunov highlighted his mashing ass precisely.😂
As somebody who’s just started going through the tekken ranks last week (I’m now at dominator) I’m shocked at how my clive gameplay actually isn’t as predictable dales, with his repeated same move usage over and over, meanwhile I try to vary up my moves so the opponent doesn’t get comfy with me.
The Rog Above All strikes again
This would never happen to me in Fighters History
16:07 I'll hit god of destruction
Also him: demoted from fujin
That Yu-Gi-Oh Forbidden Memories remix at 4:05 caught me off guard.
He has a fixation on using the same moves over and over. Now that's one way to mix-up lol
would never happen to him in a real game like tekken revolution
As the Heavy from Team Fortress 2 would say "Cry Some More!"
Got another one "Keep crying baby!!" 😂😂
Its hilarious how he thinks notoriety equals success in life.😂😂😂
He needs to stop talking about games he thinks he’s good in, he gonna run outta games soon.
Brodie can't even play Mario Kart or Mario Party, he isn't good at any game.
He talks about Tekken 7 but plays characters who aren’t even in T7😂
24:10
When is this scholar gonna figure out it's "status" and not "stature"?
tekken on the game boy advance might be his best bet 💀
Would still get cooked by the ai on there
How many buttons does this goofball think you're supposed to press?
30:02 stop the cap
Wait i can’t throw random shit out as clive? I’m getting my ass handed to me on a silver plater by this lee? This dude sucks at the game. Not me.
Listening to him talk and option select on his loses hurts my brain lmaoo.
This would've never happened in Mike Tysons' Punch Out 👊
I was not expecting the I hate rich people comment from Law ngl
Dude I’m really obsessed with this shit favorite thing to watch
Tekken 7 was the birth of this dude did a ten hit combo😂
How does some truly think they’re getting stream sniped so much when they have such a low following?
The saddest thing is not only his pathetic excuses, it's the viewers that are somehow on his side
This would never happen to him in real life. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This would never happen in Terrordrome
Dale mixup: Spamming the same thing over and over, then spamming something else over and over.
23:40 oh he big snappin
i can barley watch this guy for 60 seconds.
Dale wilson and his miguel and sword miguel husbando
This would never happen to him in Tekken: The motion picture
"Hes wearing a corny ass outfit" is what Dale would say if he was facing a dude wearing a Trunks outfit smh. Double standards.
Man for someone with 200 average authentic viewers he sure is confident about how popular and successful he is
The first Clive match was god awful. He spams the same move gets it blocked like 99 times loses the round then gets mad 😂 classic Dale
Is duu back on twitch ?
12:35 i just saw him using 12 time consecutively the same exact move or im getting crazy
but don't forget the enemy is using only 1 button
Whoever told him he's good at fighting games lied to him.
4:05
Watching intro? Stream sniper. Twitch, 2 week him.
Lmfao literally hasn’t evolved one bit dude is 40 and still acting the exact same on T7 😂 Miserable
it's always the same 2 phrases.
dale is truly solidifying himself as a south park character.
a spit bottle???🤢🤮
Is Buddy doing Zyn now? Must be on that Ozempyc too.
Can someone count the amount of f 2 1 he ended up doing while playing Clive 😭
I didn't watch the whole stream but did he start a Tekken 7 tournament then lose in the first round?
I hope mainmanswe see this bro😂😂😂😂
Any video game music chads that can tell me the name of the track that is playing between 24:24 and 26:31 ?
Why is that weirdo spitting into the bottles?
He coughs up mucus and spit it into bottles, it's so gross, mainly because he does it on camera. He has a lot of nasty habits he does on stream, he used to pee in jugs, and chewing like an animal when he eats food/gum
Edit: Oh, and burping after drinking multiple Red Bulls
@@isaaccooper862used to? he pees in piss bottles and drinks it all the time.
Don't forget, he also defecates in the shower
He’s so disgusting.
@@isaaccooper862 You forgot that he also shits in his shower, and used to make Alaina to clean the towels he was using to wipe his ass after the dirty deed.
No wonder he's getting frustrated he doesn't understand punishment 🤣 that nina was getting away with murder. He's a bloody disgrace
Real talk.
He's spent 180 hours on tekken in a year. He doesn't lab, doesn't learn the match up, doesn't punish.
I'm 800 hours into the game and my main is tekken god, I spend hours labbing the match ups.
If he spent less time streaming tekken, learning the match ups he'd be out of blue ranks but he won't so he'll continue to bitch about characters
Dude literally spitting loogies in bottles tell me you're 40 years old without telling me you're 40 years old.