Joe Rogan Schooled by John Danaher on BJJ 4 basics Tenets

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @akash-dsouza
    @akash-dsouza 5 лет назад +976

    Danaher: what side does the sun rise
    Joe: East
    Danaher: hmm the sun doesn't rise the earth is rotating.

    • @a.d.ggon.2081
      @a.d.ggon.2081 5 лет назад +45

      😂😂😂😂😂if this isn't spot on

    • @Jesus-oj5de
      @Jesus-oj5de 5 лет назад +6

      The best

    • @jah5635
      @jah5635 5 лет назад

      I tell people this every day

    • @lafisga8618
      @lafisga8618 5 лет назад +18

      The statement is a fallacy. A circular argument.

    • @jordanbabcock9349
      @jordanbabcock9349 5 лет назад +25

      A flat argument. Definitely flat. Look into it.

  • @randalwung8715
    @randalwung8715 5 лет назад +489

    The key to Brazilian Jujitsu: Describe everything like you're a Hollywood serial killer.

  • @Cleveland_Chris
    @Cleveland_Chris 5 лет назад +185

    Who argues jiu jitsu with a guy that wears rash-guards as his formal clothing?

    • @djvibes3704
      @djvibes3704 4 года назад

      Joe's a black belt in BJJ himself

    • @TheClutchVOD
      @TheClutchVOD 4 года назад +1

      @@djvibes3704 2 black belts in fact

    • @jcd776
      @jcd776 4 года назад +2

      Hey that's work clothes

    • @khan_senpai
      @khan_senpai 4 года назад

      Loool

    • @7Nahshon
      @7Nahshon 4 года назад

      😂🤣

  • @cdearden1
    @cdearden1 5 лет назад +532

    this guy is a bjj master... he put me to sleep without even touching me

    • @josht7468
      @josht7468 5 лет назад +2

      Great comment Haha

    • @twitchypow241
      @twitchypow241 5 лет назад +3

      we aren't even in the same state bruh, he's got the power

    • @azulamazigh2789
      @azulamazigh2789 5 лет назад +1

      oooooooooooooh LOL.

    • @Fjdjwbsjdbfnr
      @Fjdjwbsjdbfnr 5 лет назад +1

      Best comment ever

    • @willarceo6304
      @willarceo6304 5 лет назад

      He did touch he was just too good for u to notice lol

  • @juliansimpson3951
    @juliansimpson3951 5 лет назад +249

    Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to tell Danaher about the jiu jitsu system.

    • @cassidyerickson7408
      @cassidyerickson7408 5 лет назад +1

      @Dread Man 😂😂😂

    • @PianoMan5000
      @PianoMan5000 5 лет назад +13

      Tony Ferguson the type of guy to ankle pick his son while he's taking his first steps.

    • @pukeskywalker9256
      @pukeskywalker9256 4 года назад +3

      Tony Ferguson the type of guy to get ankle picked by sound equipment

    • @patricklutherwinchester4260
      @patricklutherwinchester4260 2 года назад

      Charles Oliveira almost tore Tony's arm off lol

  • @kidk007
    @kidk007 7 лет назад +990

    Imagine Danaher explaining to a kid how to ride a bike, “Tell me child, why do you want to master the system of bike riding?”

    • @chriscornelius2518
      @chriscornelius2518 7 лет назад +13

      kidk007 He would totally say that! He's awesome though. His demeanor is that of a sociopath and he says he freaks out in his training courses.

    • @daveg2545
      @daveg2545 7 лет назад +72

      Yes child, the next step is to place your feet on the pedals, but why do the pedals help propel the bike? What is the mechanical reason? ;)

    • @chrisf5186
      @chrisf5186 6 лет назад +69

      Tell me... why does it have two wheels? Hmm?
      20 min later: You’re close. But tell me. Why would you “want” two wheels?

    • @chriscornelius2518
      @chriscornelius2518 6 лет назад +2

      Christopher Forno fn hilarious. Ha ha ha

    • @dontbescaredhomie3137
      @dontbescaredhomie3137 6 лет назад +48

      "Hmm yes stability, but there are people who ride a bike with 1 wheel, they are stable" I'm looking for another answer..

  • @09gorman
    @09gorman 7 лет назад +1498

    I feel like no matter what Joe said his answer was never gonna be correct.

    • @louduva9849
      @louduva9849 7 лет назад +51

      Bingo.

    • @ScorpionXII
      @ScorpionXII 7 лет назад +122

      Joe's answers were correct, Danaher was playing a lot of word games. Joe said the final step was... "Get to a dominate position and work on a submission", then Danaher is like... "Wrong, you need to work on a submission, you already have a dominate position". I mean... that's just semantics.

    • @Gaolii
      @Gaolii 6 лет назад +13

      He told him he was correct for step 4.

    • @UnexpectedWonder
      @UnexpectedWonder 6 лет назад +6

      Wrong. Joe got the 3rd and 4th points close to correct.

    • @suuuuukyamom
      @suuuuukyamom 6 лет назад

      Hahaha

  • @dannycaliforni4780
    @dannycaliforni4780 5 лет назад +182

    John: What are the four pillars of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Joeseph?
    Joe: I don’t know, what?
    John: A passenger train, traveling 60 miles per hour, leaves Fairfax station at 2:00 PM and heads for Springbrook, 200 miles away. At the same time, a freight train, traveling 80 miles per hour, leaves Springbrook heading for Fairfax. Now Joseph, a conductor on a passenger train cannot remember the last time a freight train traveled from Springbrook to Fairfax at this time of day. He’s not questioning you. It just seems unusual. A conductor on a passenger train has thought about it, and he’s fairly certain there’s just the one track between Fairfax and Springbrook, and there definitely shouldn’t be two trains traveling on it in opposite directions at the same time. You see Joseph, a passenger train is not really a passenger train at all. If you think about all the complexities between passenger trains and heirloom tomatoes, you will find 8 basic anomalies between the Araucana hen and the fact that it lays blue eggs. Blue eggs, Joseph.

    • @stephenahern9562
      @stephenahern9562 5 лет назад +8

      danny californi4 Dan Severn levels of riddles here. I still wonder to this day how many apples Mary had in the basket.

    • @Durin_Son
      @Durin_Son 5 лет назад +1

      Underrated comment

    • @a.d.ggon.2081
      @a.d.ggon.2081 5 лет назад +7

      Exactly now tell me child....was it worth it describing this joke just to realize all flamingos aren't pink

    • @110PRIMO
      @110PRIMO 5 лет назад +1

      Hmmm, that was rather long. How about something like "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop"?? The world may never know.

    • @prestonwalker4752
      @prestonwalker4752 5 лет назад +4

      Damn that's funny

  • @whereswaldo7852
    @whereswaldo7852 5 лет назад +271

    "What's step 4?"
    "Secure position and submit."
    "You already have position, so what's step 4?"
    "Submit...."
    "Correct" (drinks water like a douche)
    This reminds me of playing a board game with a kid where they just make up rules as the game goes on.

    • @dovadude1622
      @dovadude1622 5 лет назад +16

      LOL fuck that kid 😂😂

    • @stevenpoole7235
      @stevenpoole7235 5 лет назад +13

      He's playing that game of ' what am I thinking?...Wrong. Therefore you're stupid.

    • @TDUBSohtrue
      @TDUBSohtrue 5 лет назад +2

      @@stevenpoole7235 Haha I couldn't agree more

    • @bikibaws
      @bikibaws 5 лет назад

      @@dovadude1622 hahahaha

    • @heyeverybodyitsnosaj2376
      @heyeverybodyitsnosaj2376 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @littleuzi2775
    @littleuzi2775 6 лет назад +181

    "Joe why do you use the rear naked choke?"
    "To choke your opponent unconscious and win the exchange"
    "WRONG, the RNC is used to cut off oxygen to your opponents brain"
    "......"

    • @4968ace
      @4968ace 5 лет назад +23

      "Why do we take the opponent to the ground?"
      "Better control."
      "No, it's so they can't exercise explosiveness. They lose their control."
      :>

    • @genaro1771
      @genaro1771 5 лет назад +1

      Little Uzi your so accurate

    • @jojojohnson8056
      @jojojohnson8056 5 лет назад +5

      Weird mofo thinks he's smarter than he is.. Nobody likes a mother fucker like him but dumb mother fuckers that believe he's as smart as he thinks he is

    • @kushsmoker4206
      @kushsmoker4206 5 лет назад +1

      @@jojojohnson8056 thank you sir😂

    • @klalrinchhana5680
      @klalrinchhana5680 4 года назад +1

      *Rear naked strangle

  • @dannorman1113
    @dannorman1113 6 лет назад +100

    "What time is it Joe?"
    "1:55."
    "No. It's 5 to 2."

  • @mtnfraggle
    @mtnfraggle 7 лет назад +703

    Danaher was playing a game of "Guess what I'm thinking" and then presenting his thoughts as the only logical response one could have. It's a great way for someone to make even the most knowledgeable individual look like a moron, and frankly it is douchebag move. Joe knows his shit, he just doesn't know Danaher's personal interpretation of everything. Btw, who wears a rash guard to a podcast interview?

    • @jamesmcquaid9502
      @jamesmcquaid9502 7 лет назад +38

      Michael Owens Spot on dude.

    • @Tousanx
      @Tousanx 7 лет назад +9

      only john "the ego" danaher.

    • @dirkhamilton2709
      @dirkhamilton2709 7 лет назад +37

      I've got to agree. The guy's theoretical exploration was good, at least for non fighters, but Rogan's answers were NOT wrong, the guy was just being a douche.

    • @dirkhamilton2709
      @dirkhamilton2709 7 лет назад +3

      I've got to agree. The guy's theoretical exploration was good, at least for non fighters, but Rogan's answers were NOT wrong, the guy was just being a douche.

    • @mtnfraggle
      @mtnfraggle 7 лет назад +2

      falloutrangerlol Holy crap! That's nuts! Dude has drunk his own Kool-aid.

  • @MarkB-vp9ki
    @MarkB-vp9ki 5 лет назад +282

    Nice to see Hannibal Lector took up ju jitsu

  • @Nahom.YT2
    @Nahom.YT2 5 лет назад +290

    Kudos to Joe for playing along with this game of semantics

    • @robertblake1228
      @robertblake1228 5 лет назад +29

      kudos for joe not beating the crap out of that creep

    • @Nahom.YT2
      @Nahom.YT2 5 лет назад +44

      @@robertblake1228 Nahh bro. I wouldn't go that far. John Danaher's legit. A little too condescending, but legit no less.

    • @k2m524
      @k2m524 5 лет назад +8

      @@Nahom.YT2 1 turning side kick and that guy would be dead. Also Jamie is there so if a fight starts and Rogan gets taken down he'll stomp that creep out.

    • @dannysharkDS
      @dannysharkDS 5 лет назад +15

      @@robertblake1228
      Danaher will KILL Joe Rogan, lol...

    • @twitchypow241
      @twitchypow241 5 лет назад +4

      I would keep in mind he's severely outnumbered, and bjj is 100% useless when facing multiple attackers... Going to the ground will get you fucking head stomped against 3 people.

  • @userjim83
    @userjim83 5 лет назад +105

    The one time joe hasn’t had to ask if the guest has tried lsd

  • @swthpawfraser
    @swthpawfraser 7 лет назад +751

    Wish Eddie bravo would walk in and choke him out

    • @CaslavNorisavljevic
      @CaslavNorisavljevic 7 лет назад +94

      I don't think Eddie could stand a chance. This guy would bore him into submission

    • @Gaolii
      @Gaolii 6 лет назад +39

      Eddie would get choked out, and he'd be the first to tell you that. Danaher is the lead advanced black belt instructor at Renzo's academy. Eddie visited that academy and fangirled out about it.

    • @tyleryoakum8147
      @tyleryoakum8147 6 лет назад +29

      Eddie Bravo would fan girl over this guy. Yes, Danaher may have a boring voice, but what he says, you listen to. His skill in bjj is unpresented.

    • @JulianfDeane
      @JulianfDeane 6 лет назад

      lol

    • @benbray4982
      @benbray4982 6 лет назад +10

      Scott Fraser Eddie knows the death squad are superior at bjj. He likes it it gives him something to chase. John's body is fucked. Sometimes the best teacher isn't the best practitioner.

  • @MacroEverything
    @MacroEverything 7 лет назад +298

    John Danaher, the Hannibal Lecter of Brazilian Jui-Jitsu.

    • @charlesprice6973
      @charlesprice6973 6 лет назад +7

      Macro Everything Around Me oh so true. Surprised he didn't ask Joe " what do you dream of?" Or say quid pro quo Joe quid pro quo . After the podcast I ate his liver with some Lima beans and chetantey.

    • @Pigeonman99
      @Pigeonman99 6 лет назад +5

      With a nice kian and fava beans

    • @BobBelson
      @BobBelson 5 лет назад +14

      It puts the spandex on its skin or else it gets step 4 again...

    • @darrenfreeman7066
      @darrenfreeman7066 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TwigJitsu
      @TwigJitsu 5 лет назад +2

      @@BobBelson fk me dead. I'll never watch another BJJ Fanatics video the same.

  • @beckgrayson4254
    @beckgrayson4254 7 лет назад +186

    I respect John Danaher, but God Damn what a nightmare would it be to get stuck in a conversation with that guy. Dude talks like he's all knowing lmao cut the shit my god. Not to mention he's condescending

    • @10babiscar
      @10babiscar 7 лет назад +7

      Same, i accept his knowledge and talent but the way he talks annoys the fuck out of me.

    • @tonysmmaclass9507
      @tonysmmaclass9507 6 лет назад +1

      john jaxon he sounds like a British old friend of mine, the guy talks like he’s some prodigy but very ammy level as far as skill. The fact that he’s British means dick but both are coincidentally British is why I say it lol

    • @TheSiepp
      @TheSiepp 6 лет назад +4

      Steve MacInnis No dude, he is just condescending. He could just as well have explained this in a way that didn't make him look like a pompous dildo. Wouldn't have taken the extreeeeme profoundness of his words away...

    • @Danimal77
      @Danimal77 6 лет назад

      Why do you keep defending him?

    • @Chaosdude341
      @Chaosdude341 6 лет назад +1

      Met him when I trained at Renzo's, real nice dude, pays attention to you when you talk to him. He's just real smart and a bit of an intellectual is all.

  • @danpullen1315
    @danpullen1315 5 лет назад +232

    I know he’s super knowledgeable about BJJ, but he could have said all that in 15 seconds without the cat and mouse nonsense.

    • @johanberggren1177
      @johanberggren1177 5 лет назад +4

      Makes you think about it.

    • @eev1066
      @eev1066 5 лет назад +23

      they way he does it makes it much more memorable. He's a teacher, remember.

    • @demichael5815
      @demichael5815 5 лет назад +9

      I took part in many of Danaher's classes when I trained at the Renzo Gracie Academy. John is really smart, but the whole mystic philosopher bit is actually annoying when you want to improve by learning techniques. In a class of around 50 students, he'd whisper instructions that were impossible to hear. I respect the man, but I learned a lot more from Gregor, Igor, Rolles, and Daniel Gracie.

    • @eev1066
      @eev1066 5 лет назад +1

      @@demichael5815 Nice! I imagine that would be very annoying tbh (him whispering philosophy at you) lol

    • @MetaleiroBarizon
      @MetaleiroBarizon 5 лет назад +1

      The guy is so pretentious, silly as fuck

  • @engineereells79
    @engineereells79 5 лет назад +55

    This guy scares me. I just cleaned my room, vacuumed and took out the trash.

  • @mattjns
    @mattjns 7 лет назад +161

    Step 1 Wear your rashvest. At all times.

    • @jamiebill2664
      @jamiebill2664 5 лет назад +3

      Always be ready... even when you bow!!!

    • @Comedyschule
      @Comedyschule 5 лет назад +2

      @@jamiebill2664 XD guys these comments are killing me

  • @loogy123
    @loogy123 7 лет назад +872

    This dude couldn't sniff his farts in any deeper.

    • @theonlyEYEBROWKING
      @theonlyEYEBROWKING 7 лет назад +2

      Hahahah

    • @chillingguy8386
      @chillingguy8386 7 лет назад +10

      Thank you God so fucking smug

    • @tottenhamhotspurish
      @tottenhamhotspurish 7 лет назад +3

      john dellatto 😂😂Brilliant

    • @briansteffen
      @briansteffen 7 лет назад +39

      John Danaher is an intellectual and a BJJ genius. You...you're an idiot. So, yeah, there's that.

    • @tottenhamhotspurish
      @tottenhamhotspurish 7 лет назад +16

      Brian Steffen - Anyone can see Danaher is thoughtful, intelligent, BJJ practitioner. It's only a joke, you need to get your knickers out of a twist - you need to practice your BJJ skills.

  • @shanegilhooley8682
    @shanegilhooley8682 7 лет назад +137

    John Danaher should play the Riddler in a batman movie

    • @brottarnacke
      @brottarnacke 7 лет назад +10

      Shane Gilhooley He's already dressed for the occasion.

    • @charlesprice6973
      @charlesprice6973 6 лет назад

      Shane Gilhooley lol you nailed it some one else said mummy but yeah put ??? Marks on the rash guard and he is in businesses

  • @berzirk
    @berzirk 6 лет назад +29

    Two things came to light in this clip - 1) John is incredibly knowledgeable and like all the excellent jiu jitsu practitioners looks at things from a body mechanics perspective (something I aspire to mentally get to someday) and 2) He absolutely has eaten a human being. Maybe several.

  • @twitchypow241
    @twitchypow241 5 лет назад +64

    Perfect Cell knows a lot about Bjj these days

  • @doubles7533
    @doubles7533 7 лет назад +283

    I must have missed the part where Rogan got schooled.

    • @danrhyev
      @danrhyev 7 лет назад +11

      Double S he was learning the whole time, did you not see the look in his face? he was taught about the importance of the ground game in a much more detailed fashion than perhaps he’s used to. If you missed the part where he got schooled, you weren’t watching: you were listening

    • @UnexpectedWonder
      @UnexpectedWonder 6 лет назад +1

      +behzigna Exactly!

    • @jbulletc
      @jbulletc 6 лет назад +15

      +behzigna Lol nah. That look was the "Just get over yourself and stfu" look. John thinks every word out of his mouth is the pinnacle of wisdom. Dont explain things like an ancient grandmaster in a kung fu movie. He could've explained everything he said in 45 seconds but he likes hearing himself talk.

    • @danrhyev
      @danrhyev 6 лет назад +1

      jbulletc hey, and if you think that, i get it. i do, i just think he’s trynna teah

    • @FR-ty5vn
      @FR-ty5vn 6 лет назад

      Double S get a dominant position - wrong! Pass the legs...gotcha.

  • @maskevito
    @maskevito 5 лет назад +47

    I actually like the way he's serious an intense about this. It's funny, but the man knows his stuff.

  • @S2kRaab
    @S2kRaab 5 лет назад +93

    He didn't 'school' anyone. John just explained what he feels the 4 tenets. A different way of thinking. Thats it.

    • @ricksundberg5659
      @ricksundberg5659 5 лет назад +2

      Well he was taught by Renzo Gracie so maybe it came from there too.

    • @TAROTAI
      @TAROTAI 5 лет назад

      Well put & that places Rogan on the 10th planet bullshit merry-go-round

    • @duke3250
      @duke3250 4 года назад +3

      Joe was out-alphaed on his own show. Danaher was even in control of Jaime throughout.

    • @executivelifehacks6747
      @executivelifehacks6747 2 года назад

      @@duke3250 Daniher sigma'd the alpha

  • @IrishTechnicalThinker
    @IrishTechnicalThinker 5 лет назад +78

    Creepy dude, imagine spending a weekend with this. That would be hell.

    • @aidendelgado1
      @aidendelgado1 5 лет назад

      Irish Technical Thinker hell or educating? Stop hating

    • @Wizardo187
      @Wizardo187 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah people like aidendelgado1 would marry the dude stop hatin

    • @IrishTechnicalThinker
      @IrishTechnicalThinker 5 лет назад

      @@JustSomeGuy69420 😂 😂 😂

    • @mrchow4106
      @mrchow4106 5 лет назад +2

      He seems arrogant, trying to prove he is some guru in BJJ.

  • @duke3250
    @duke3250 4 года назад +9

    The whole thing was a bjj match. Danaher took control and kept it by asking Joe high level questions he couldn't answer, repeatedly putting himself in a dominant position. He was also in control of Jamie, giving frequent orders that Jamie had to follow or else interrupt the flow of the show.

  • @SkyThreader
    @SkyThreader 7 лет назад +119

    "why take it to the ground joe?"
    "well so you can control them better"
    "no you take them to the ground to minimize their explosiveness in an attack"
    SO BASICALLY TO CONTROL THEM! this guy was going to argue scemantics with joe no matter what answer he threw out. there.

    • @UnexpectedWonder
      @UnexpectedWonder 6 лет назад +5

      Actually, it's not the same. You can control via clinches, distance, and so much more while upright and/or Striking.

    • @SkyThreader
      @SkyThreader 6 лет назад +1

      UnexpectedWonder it is the same, in order to minimize an explosive attack you have to implement certain techniques to CONTROL you're opponent which in turn keeps them from using an attack and it's easier to do that on the ground. I'm sorry but with stand up the only thing you can control is the pace. if you have them in the clinch, or you're at a distance while striking, control doesn't exist because your opponent has the same ability to hit you as you do to him. when you take him down you're decreasing that chance by controlling your opponents movements.

    • @cuzz63
      @cuzz63 6 лет назад +1

      Sky Threader, its not the same. You take them to the ground to make the person less dangerous so you can control them. Joe was part right he just skilled a few steps. You can control in a clinch if you get double underhooks.

    • @rainfarm3212
      @rainfarm3212 6 лет назад +7

      Yeah that shit was annoying. Unless someone worded it exactly the same way as he would, the answer would have been wrong.

    • @killersalmon4359
      @killersalmon4359 6 лет назад +3

      He's the type of guy who would say you did a technique wrong because you weren't wearing the right rash guard and gi at the time that you applied it.

  • @hossboss32
    @hossboss32 5 лет назад +60

    They should just grapple and see who's more right. Haha

    • @raybrozzo7850
      @raybrozzo7850 5 лет назад +1

      @Mark X Amd Joe wont even be disrespected by that COMMENT

    • @verstappen9937
      @verstappen9937 5 лет назад

      Mark X what are you talking about, danaher has the flexibility of a tree, Joe would fck him up like a dead deer

    • @SlightyStuupid
      @SlightyStuupid 4 года назад

      @@verstappen9937 John can't compete anymore hes had serious injuries to his knee and hip. He's just a fucking wizard.

    • @moerocco775
      @moerocco775 3 года назад +1

      Danaher would twist Rogan up like a Rubik's cube.

  • @brucelee-hl8zn
    @brucelee-hl8zn 7 лет назад +59

    Step #5, when all fail, strangle my opponent with my white belt.

  • @chevyvans10
    @chevyvans10 6 лет назад +50

    omg dude acts like he invented electricity

    • @Thismanisright
      @Thismanisright 5 лет назад +10

      He is the best coach in the world to be fair so he has every right to talk about BJJ like this.

    • @kushsmoker4206
      @kushsmoker4206 5 лет назад +4

      @@Thismanisright best according to who his dick riders? I bet 20 bucks Nick Diaz puts him in a triangle high out of his gourd😂

    • @joys8634
      @joys8634 5 лет назад

      @@kushsmoker4206 you really think a one trick can lose?lmao

    • @Max-je2dx
      @Max-je2dx 5 лет назад +2

      @@kushsmoker4206 lol you know nothing about jiu jitsu

    • @kushsmoker4206
      @kushsmoker4206 5 лет назад

      @@Max-je2dx you know nothing about mma let's see if John's still einstein after 200 shots to the face his defense isn't gonna be too great when he's unconscious😎

  • @Its5hadyBaby
    @Its5hadyBaby 5 лет назад +36

    Whats step number 4?
    Secure position and submit...
    Youve already got position
    Submit?
    Correct. 🤣😂

  • @svenolle690
    @svenolle690 7 лет назад +50

    It's very hard to guess what another person is thinking and what specific answer he/she is looking for.

    • @Cin9999
      @Cin9999 5 лет назад +2

      sven olle
      Thats not the point...he is just 1. asserting his dominance by showing how deeply he internalized the knowlege of BJJ 2. he is tryna teach joe by leading him down certain paths of thought with different clues 3. he asks questions and wants to hear correct answers thats what teachers do

    • @mindtripper5071
      @mindtripper5071 5 лет назад

      @@Cin9999 lol

    • @Scholar4777
      @Scholar4777 5 лет назад

      Wrong

    • @dennisthemenace855
      @dennisthemenace855 5 лет назад +1

      @@Cin9999 exactly these ppl never be taught by a deep thinker before . He doesn't want to just give you the answer find it yourself and you'll have much better understanding

  • @Seuspesos
    @Seuspesos 5 лет назад +41

    bro this comment section is one of the funniest I've seen

    • @Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr
      @Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr 5 лет назад +1

      Top 10

    • @eazy1174
      @eazy1174 5 лет назад +4

      Mmmm not exactly, it's one of the most humorous you've seen

    • @Seuspesos
      @Seuspesos 5 лет назад +3

      @@eazy1174 schools me on 4 tenets of comedy in youtube comments lmao

  • @primeprimus2292
    @primeprimus2292 7 лет назад +40

    Joe said:
    takedown
    position and controll
    submission
    It's quite the same..

  • @imeakpan
    @imeakpan 5 лет назад +3

    1. Mitigate dynamic explosive movement. Get the fight to the ground.
    2. Get past dangerous legs.
    3. Hierarchy of pins determines potential to strike opponents on the ground effectively. Work to the best one.
    4. Attack with a submission.

  • @stephenahern9562
    @stephenahern9562 5 лет назад +31

    That moment when he says “correct” and drinks his water is just so condescending lol.

    • @twitchypow241
      @twitchypow241 5 лет назад +2

      I can't stand people who say correct. This isn't a quiz show

    • @harveydecker1944
      @harveydecker1944 5 лет назад +2

      Agree. He is such a pompous fucking asshole

  • @JamesSmith-cm7sg
    @JamesSmith-cm7sg 7 лет назад +203

    This guy acts like Joe needs to answer his exam questions. Pathetic.

    • @jakobalgeblad6732
      @jakobalgeblad6732 7 лет назад +5

      Da Do He was litle cringe, i didnt mind though

    • @swiftloco702
      @swiftloco702 7 лет назад +5

      He’s actually a real certified university Professor

    • @sacramentallyill
      @sacramentallyill 6 лет назад +1

      He's a good teacher. By having the person interact more with the topic, the more they learn N remember.

    • @iorekby
      @iorekby 6 лет назад +3

      @@sacramentallyill
      You're correct but I think you're wasting your time. There seems to be a high number of comments against the way JD speaks that essentially resort to juvenile insults in poorly written sentences. It's essentially just anti-intellectualism by a bunch of people that don't seem that sharp.

    • @Lonepreacher
      @Lonepreacher 4 года назад

      Wanna cry?

  • @MrLordofcoffee
    @MrLordofcoffee 7 лет назад +252

    I like how he explains it as a clear set of goals, but he's acting like that's the route to victory every time. Dude seems rather egotistical to me.

    • @AndreXMichael
      @AndreXMichael 7 лет назад +14

      MrLordofcoffee id be egotistical too if I spent my life tearing legs apart

    • @MrLordofcoffee
      @MrLordofcoffee 7 лет назад +11

      Andre Curran True, but Eddie Bravo has done the same and he seems a lot less big headed...very open to change and new ideas, and admitting that someone else's way of doing something might be better than his, no matter who it comes from

    • @SwishersBlowin
      @SwishersBlowin 7 лет назад +13

      This guy sounds so snobby and pretentious

    • @TelowVaughnMusic
      @TelowVaughnMusic 7 лет назад +11

      MrLordofcoffee When you say Danaher isn't open to change, you show that you just don't know him. He's an innovator when it comes to bjj.

    • @MrLordofcoffee
      @MrLordofcoffee 7 лет назад +1

      Chuck Pariah Exactly, it's the impression I get. I mean from this video alone he outlines BJJ in a very rigid format

  • @rastachip
    @rastachip 5 лет назад +2

    This is the funniest comment section i have ever read, i am in tears and my stomach hurts from laughing.....so many descriptions of this guy in green...the riddler.....i am in such a great mood, laughter is medicine..thanks you tubers

  • @CoCoKlan39
    @CoCoKlan39 5 лет назад +20

    ..something in the way he talks reminds me of Dwight from The Office

  • @art3251
    @art3251 7 лет назад +45

    Is this a test or an interview? His ego sickens me. I want to slap that smirk off his face.

    • @TheGrellie
      @TheGrellie 7 лет назад +4

      Arturo Chacon except this guy is a fucking jedi, and would rip you from consciousness before you even understood what was happening.

    • @art3251
      @art3251 7 лет назад +8

      TheGrellie I completely accept that, but still does not change the fact that he is a bit egotistical.

    • @sultanofmultan2012
      @sultanofmultan2012 6 лет назад +1

      I bet you fucking couldn’t lol u clearly don’t roll lol

    • @iorekby
      @iorekby 6 лет назад +2

      @@art3251
      So what if he is? He's earned the right. The fighters and champions he has produced are rivalled by very few living sports combat coaches. He's obviously also a very intelligent, well educated person. Why should he dial that down so some knuckle draggers listening to the JRE feel less insecure about themselves. That's the problem with today's world. Speaking in an intelligent way to show a deep understanding of something and communicating it effectively to share that understanding with everyone is looked down on. It's just another example of anti-intellectualism.

    • @mindtripper5071
      @mindtripper5071 5 лет назад

      He's an entertainer, not enlightened.

  • @SocialDem86
    @SocialDem86 7 лет назад +18

    Barf. Crazy annoying when dudes quiz you like this instead of just explaining something

    • @oooooooo4963
      @oooooooo4963 5 лет назад

      challenge your brain, think by yourself, confront your opinions

  • @bizzy523
    @bizzy523 7 лет назад +243

    John “Must be a 10th planet guy” danaher

    • @lskyrocker1
      @lskyrocker1 7 лет назад +9

      insults joe on his own show... pffff what a scum bag. Joe should have called him out.

    • @daballz89
      @daballz89 7 лет назад +29

      Wow Chill out, I guess Joe's ego is not as fragile as yours would be... It was a funny joke especially because it's relevant. 10th Planet is "new school" and the fundamentals Danaher is talking about is the old school.

    • @Ajc99130
      @Ajc99130 7 лет назад +7

      Danaher is one of the most dangerous men out there and you wouldn’t know it

    • @lskyrocker1
      @lskyrocker1 7 лет назад +1

      Ohhh I see... Danaher is the new Helio Gracie?! pffffffff

    • @lskyrocker1
      @lskyrocker1 7 лет назад

      has he actually won a tournament? Ever?

  • @JC_wonderland
    @JC_wonderland 5 лет назад +7

    How does one complicate something so simple it truly takes a master I guess

  • @moerocco775
    @moerocco775 3 года назад +5

    Danaher is levels above Rogan in his conception of BJJ theory.

  • @dietlamp
    @dietlamp 7 лет назад +6

    I feel like this is the intro speech he gives all of his new students on the first day.

  • @xwhite2020
    @xwhite2020 7 лет назад +13

    Why is he dressed up as a dinosaur?

  • @kycai8548
    @kycai8548 7 лет назад +29

    A little pretentious but I appreciate good information where I can get it.

  • @toddtrimble2555
    @toddtrimble2555 4 года назад +1

    Danaher is a skilled expositor. He speaks so quietly, but with such unshakeable and unquestioned authority, that you just have to lean in to catch every morsel. The exposition itself is thorough, principled, and methodical -- almost professorial. He's also a bit scary -- one has the impression of a fanatic who could crush almost anybody in five seconds.

  • @BTsNemesis
    @BTsNemesis 5 лет назад +9

    Danaher whispers so weirdly, I feel like I'm watching ASMR

  • @jsera
    @jsera 5 лет назад +9

    "Correct." - Gets me every time...

    • @Rage_Complex
      @Rage_Complex 4 года назад

      As he takes a sip of water. Had me dying 😂

  • @azabuvsobelo5687
    @azabuvsobelo5687 6 лет назад +6

    Get to the point Lex Luther.. ya, we get that you think you're smart..

  • @BobBelson
    @BobBelson 5 лет назад +62

    Kinetic energy ..lol...That green spandex must be affecting his circulation .Step 5 Call a tailor

    • @team3gaming749
      @team3gaming749 5 лет назад +1

      Bob Belson Man 😂😂😂

    • @TAROTAI
      @TAROTAI 5 лет назад

      step 6 - smell your polyester socks & pretend it's your girlfriend's twat!

    • @Andromeda_CT86
      @Andromeda_CT86 4 года назад

      What confuses you about kinetic energy?

    • @BobBelson
      @BobBelson 4 года назад

      @@Andromeda_CT86 I understand the basics of kinetic energy. Physics 101 covered that. However Pendantry , condescention and patronizing speech were not covered in the course. Why do you ask?

  • @turmat01
    @turmat01 6 лет назад +2

    this video is going straight in my favorites!

  • @smoothcriminal4038
    @smoothcriminal4038 5 лет назад +8

    I bet this dude was most likely to be a creepy serial killer in his High School yearbook..

  • @natural9743
    @natural9743 5 лет назад +3

    THE BJJ WHISPERER-LMAO

  • @ninocaselli6290
    @ninocaselli6290 7 лет назад +11

    I hate when someone’s asking questions like this,you have no clue where he’s going with it. Very hard to answer right!......frustrating...I get it ,still frustrating.

  • @drwillfranklin1
    @drwillfranklin1 5 лет назад +6

    Could you imagine being his date?
    "Do you know whats going to happen to you on this date?"
    1. Your going to wear something sexy, tight and designer....here take this rash guard, that will do nicely.
    2. We will always maintain awkward intense eye contact. Even while chewing your food.
    3. This important, dont fail this one.... fill in the blanks( dont get too dark)

  • @MrSolo247_22
    @MrSolo247_22 5 лет назад

    This is so bad ass. I just paid all my child support. And even gave the lady at the desk a tip. Lol

  • @JordanG-i5k
    @JordanG-i5k 3 года назад +1

    "You must be a 10th planet black belt" 😄😁 What a G!

  • @ROFO79
    @ROFO79 5 лет назад +10

    I didn’t get that...could you tell me the steps again. Slower this time ...

  • @aeodian
    @aeodian 7 лет назад +20

    he thinks hes smart lol wtf is with his questioning, u can tell joe is annoyed

    • @alexdumortier3900
      @alexdumortier3900 7 лет назад +2

      It''s called the Socratic method.

    • @aeodian
      @aeodian 7 лет назад +1

      Look up the definition of that word please lol

    • @alexdumortier3900
      @alexdumortier3900 7 лет назад

      Not necessary.

    • @Danimal77
      @Danimal77 6 лет назад +1

      You're projecting your own annoyance on to Joe.

    • @gremsa
      @gremsa 6 лет назад +1

      ghostbb bentley no. Joe sees it as an challange and is honoured

  • @bensigl3766
    @bensigl3766 5 лет назад +5

    This guy is absolutely, head over heels, in love with his own voice and opinions

    • @atomariola6410
      @atomariola6410 5 лет назад

      Characterizing bjj as a system is perfectly reasonable, but there is no necessary reason to identify those four "steps" in that particular order as the integral steps. I was confused why getting past the legs didn't occur before the takedowns, as if It is true--and it generally is-- kinetic energy is killed on the ground, the legs should not be so destructive there. I'm more afraid of getting kicked while going for a takedown than getting kicked on the ground. Perhaps these steps are not sequential?

  • @genkishooto
    @genkishooto 6 лет назад

    His in depth analysis of every aspect of jiu jitsu have led to his success

  • @Aaron6791ae
    @Aaron6791ae 5 лет назад +7

    Eddie vs. John, my money is on Eddie. Make it happen Dana.

  • @danfindlay2151
    @danfindlay2151 7 лет назад +19

    I understand john danaher is a bjj legend but smug isn't the word lol

    • @BadgerBJJ
      @BadgerBJJ 7 лет назад +6

      Dan Findlay dude wears a rash guard as his street clothes, whadda expect

    • @AtTheDriveBy
      @AtTheDriveBy 7 лет назад +6

      There is an air of 'holier than thou' arrogance about him.

    • @johnsaku8423
      @johnsaku8423 7 лет назад +2

      "Bjj legend"???? Really?? How come? Has he ever fought anyone??

  • @Trindal
    @Trindal 5 лет назад +4

    I figured he would say step 1. Walk away or calm the situation. Avoid the fight, don’t seek it!

  • @calmic75
    @calmic75 7 лет назад +5

    Joe didn't get schooled. No one ever stops learning BJJ/combat arts

  • @KimuraX5
    @KimuraX5 6 лет назад +1

    Danahers mindset is amazing. This is why his team generates some of the best in the world! ...P.S. WHERE THE HECK IS PART 2?

  • @ked4
    @ked4 6 лет назад +1

    Danaher is great. Highly educated, very well spoken, very experienced in jiujitsu. I would love to train with him.

  • @sw33tlct
    @sw33tlct 6 лет назад +3

    John: "You already have the position, so whats step number 4?" Joe: "Attack with the submission.".... John: "Correct" *takes a swig of water whilst looking at Joe smug AF* that was some of the funniest shit I ever seen LOOOOL 7:20

    • @grahamdaniels2970
      @grahamdaniels2970 4 года назад

      The look on Joe's face was brilliant, like he wanted a biscuit for answering correctly.
      He definitely was taking the piss out of him.

  • @themacjunkie
    @themacjunkie 6 лет назад +12

    I bet Eddie Bravo can get this guy in the Electric Chair in under 30 seconds.

    • @GGtheRealest
      @GGtheRealest 5 лет назад +2

      Eddie was pulling those moves on royler Gracie. He'd fuckin twist and turn this guy like a wet towel, especially after that 10th planet joke he said.

    • @Priceluked
      @Priceluked 5 лет назад +1

      I'd buy a pay per view of Eddie vs Danaher grapple match, even if Eddie would have him in 20 seconds.

    • @MichaelJeffrey
      @MichaelJeffrey 5 лет назад

      Incorrect

    • @nickniehaus1763
      @nickniehaus1763 4 года назад

      I guarantee you Danaher would destroy Bravo

  • @crovax17
    @crovax17 7 лет назад +9

    I listened to this live and kinda felt he was asking questions and Joe would answer them logically and he would just disagree and just kept asking questions lol idk it was kinda weird to me. Not saying he doesn't know what he is talking about but it was just to cryptic to me.

  • @Accurize2
    @Accurize2 5 лет назад +2

    Him: What’s the event at the Olympic Games that requires the most energy...transfer of energy?
    Me: The lighting of the flame!

  • @tprnbs
    @tprnbs 6 лет назад

    1st step is close the distance ( you can't take somebody down from far away), takedown is the 2nd step, 3rd step is achieve dominant position (pass dangerous legs belongs here for me) and 4th submission

  • @Reckless1987
    @Reckless1987 5 лет назад +6

    Wow that was impressive. takedown, pass the legs, secure a dominant position and submit!! Thank you John Danaher for teaching a tenth planet black belt and JJM black belt how Jiu Jitsu works! We are all 🤯

  • @melfaloon5018
    @melfaloon5018 7 лет назад +8

    he sounds like a villain out of a bond movie

  • @davejohnson-yi2rk
    @davejohnson-yi2rk 6 лет назад +6

    This guy just "controlled" Joe from the seated Guest position.

  • @USAalltheway31
    @USAalltheway31 6 лет назад +1

    I love how this guy answers his own questions with more questions

  • @EdifyFM
    @EdifyFM 7 лет назад +6

    Step 1: wear a cringe green Lycra shirt to distract your opponent and speak like a wannabe Morgan freeman and boom, poke them in the eye when their not looking... what an annoying teacher he would be

  • @johnnyrainbow50
    @johnnyrainbow50 7 лет назад +6

    This guy reminds me of the liquid metal Terminator from Terminator 2.

  • @nicholaslewis8938
    @nicholaslewis8938 5 лет назад +6

    Got schooled makes it sound like Rogan was clueless. He just didn’t follow Donahers weird method of explanation. Clearly the guy who made this video doesn’t like Rogan and attempted to make him look bad. Failed attempt.

    • @TAROTAI
      @TAROTAI 5 лет назад

      Not in the least - Rogan was flushed and clearly is nothing better than be a second-rate commentator.

  • @egseven
    @egseven 5 лет назад

    High level practioner. I like how even though joe is a black belt he didn’t act like a prick or got sensitive. Respect to both guys

  • @TheClutchVOD
    @TheClutchVOD 4 года назад +2

    By 2:15 im just yelling "JUST FUCKING TELL US!!!"

  • @zafmo9829
    @zafmo9829 7 лет назад +10

    as cool as the guy is. he has control issues. evident by him asking joe what should a person do next etc etc so annoying its like a parent telling a child they spilt milk

  • @maximuscassius3121
    @maximuscassius3121 5 лет назад +16

    Just get to the freaking point Frank Gorshin!!

  • @chrisgammel2046
    @chrisgammel2046 6 лет назад +3

    That’s not the 4 most recognized steps. Danaher forgot step 1: safely close the distance. Danahers step 2 and step 3 are essentially the same thing which is why Joe said the next step is to get the submission.
    The 4 steps are close the distance, get the takedown, improve position, get the submission.

    • @nickniehaus1763
      @nickniehaus1763 4 года назад

      Chris Gammel I wouldn’t argue with Danaher

  • @christopherbako
    @christopherbako 3 года назад +1

    Thank you Dr. Lecter

  • @m_js5709
    @m_js5709 5 лет назад +1

    For as solid a mind as Joe is and I really do think hes solid, hes simply not a great abstract or theoretical thinker. He showed that on the episode with Firas Zahabi when they were discussing the philosophy of science and here again with JD. He is only able to answer Donaher's questions from concrete literal points of view but not the intuitive and abstract conceptual slants that Donaher is trying to apply. I wouldnt say he schooled Rogan though. He just applied his different manner of thinking and discussed the same fundamental concepts through a different lens.

    • @poorkwamoi
      @poorkwamoi 5 лет назад

      Agree with a lot of your statement. Joe is practical.. Has to witness actual evens to form his mind. Sensei Danaher not only scientific yet philosophical and can look outsider the box. He is a true thinker. Joe is a follower. Nothing wrong with that cause both are needed

  • @jeroengamez
    @jeroengamez 7 лет назад +7

    greatest cliffhanger ever

    • @dexistence19
      @dexistence19 7 лет назад

      jvw Absolutely! Perfect timing to end the video

  • @kevinhunt1202
    @kevinhunt1202 6 лет назад +5

    he deff wasnt schooled if anybody was it was the fans(myself included) listening..........

  • @brycemccool788
    @brycemccool788 5 лет назад +5

    John Danaher: "I'm watching you from a rooftop with a high powered rifle. You will listen and you will obey my directives. You have 1 minute to make it to Central Park. You will not engage anyone along the way. If you do, you leave me no choice but to dispatch you with a head shot. Do you understand? Good. Now. Start walking towards the park. You will see a barefoot homeless man, sitting on a bench beneath a purple maple tree, he will be drinking a no sugar added cherry flavored Gatorade, wearing a Rhonda Rousey walk out tee. You will place the briefcase at this mans feet. You will bow three times not exceeding your waistline, repeating three times the words, "I could have been a contender." At this point, the homeless man will offer you a sip of his Gatorade. You will take a sip. One quick, small sip. Then you will hand the homeless man back his Gatorade, at which point he will say, "Give me 50." Here, you will immediately throw yourself to the ground, performing 50 knuckle push ups, while singing the Marine Corps Hymn, maintaining a perfect posture. As you perform your push ups, the homeless man will retrieve the briefcase, leaving you a full bottle of 12 Proper. Once the homeless man is out of sight, you will take the bottle of 12 Proper. You will board a flight to Dublin Ireland, where you will meet a bearded young man, beating up the elderly in a dive bar. You will open the bottle of 12 Proper and empty it's full contents over the young mans beard, repeating three times, "Who the fook is that guy." Once you complete this task, you will exit the dive bar, and enter the phone booth to your immediate right, here you will encounter a passerby with a Boston accent and bald head. This man will say to you three times,
    "Pump the brakes," to which you will respond three times, "I have." Your tasks now completed to my satisfaction, you may walk away a free man."

  • @PiffFighting
    @PiffFighting 5 лет назад +2

    Hardly got schooled Joe Rogan is a black belt with a high level of knowledge in BJJ and various other martial arts John Danaher is a master in one

    • @eddiesid1149
      @eddiesid1149 5 лет назад

      And still got made to look child like.

  • @marston9106
    @marston9106 6 дней назад

    The traps Danaher set on Joe were masterful. Joe, Joey, Joseph, you walked right into them.
    Honestly, when he called the next step, I didn't even realize we transitioned to a new step.

  • @AustinInAction
    @AustinInAction 5 лет назад +4

    This was the funniest waste of my time ever 😂

    • @immigranthustlemind8655
      @immigranthustlemind8655 5 лет назад +1

      Austin Telford hahahahaha he was teaching as a deaf man. Repeating same phrase

  • @tenplus1025
    @tenplus1025 5 лет назад +10

    Get to it, guy! Reminds me of all my professors in pharmacy school. Spit it out, bro!