Pyronthus CD: "Fuck it, I'm heretic! Let me sacrifice you if you wanna live! I will become the worm!" >*DELTA ALERT* _a few moments later_ HoS: "Det thinks he found prints of a heretic but I dunno who he thinks it is" Cap: "Probably Cydia" This is some next level brainlet command staff, holy fuck
I remember one round that I played where Assault Cyborgs were something like 90% off, and Maulers were something like 60% off. There were 12 syndicate assault borgs, and two of the three operatives had Maulers.
That has to be the worst possible luck for an NT station. No Captain, HoP turns out to be a tot and gets automatically promoted to Acting Captain, and then the round rolled Nukies. The round was over before it even started. Legit, nothing could have been done to prevent this outcome short of the Nukies blundering or going with some weird off-strategy. The Tot-HoP has no reason to give the real disk to anyone of import (even if he knew about the fake disk). The HoS/Warden (whoever got the fake disk) has no reason to believe that the Acting Captain gave them the fake disk. I think the only element that could have changed would be the Tot-HoP getting the Encrypted Syndie Comms item as soon as he saw the nuke being armed and asking the Nukies for a ride back to Syndie Command.
Legit. If the HoP had about two more braincells, he could've made things a lot easier for the nukies AND gotten a free ride out of there. Hell he could've gotten his objectives done just by giving the Nukie's access, the disk for free, and going to get reactive armor from the armory while everyone is panicking
As one of the nukies, that wasn't even a matter of being robust. The crew just straight up didn't even notice us even when we announced ourselves on radio. Me PDA bombing the entirety of Sec as soon as we armed it probably didn't help them, though.
@@HonkzeeBeezs I dunno, I appreciate the compliment but like. We straight up declared that we were real before we pushed the nuke, and then we armed it, and half the crew didn't even notice we existed even with a delta alert. I didn't PDA bomb the Acting Captain (if I remember correctly) and he didn't even notice until the very end.
Fastest nuke ops round for me was about 5 minutes mid round spawn we got on station and captain is dead in space outside of armory we take it nuke the station and saw nobody..
kilo has two disks. The real one, a fake that looks slightly different and they're on top of one another. This has lead to some comedy before but nothing as hilarious "walk in, break one door and take it"
so about this mid round when the delta alert went off i went to go ask the hos if they had the disk they said yes i asked for the pinpointer they gave it to me it pointed SE and they kept saying they had the nuke disk and i just stared at them with anger in my eyes a few mins later melbert shot me with his sniper rifle
WE WERE WANTING TO STEALTH. But they just...DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. We set the Nuke to a 5 minute timer and nobody even came for us. Hell nobody even reacted to Joey in the halls. (We also wanted to War Ops, but there wasn't enough people)
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I swear next video won't be nuke ops, I've just rolled them a lot recently
All I get is cultist
"Little help?"
Nukie opens the door for him.
"Thanks."
Nukie blows his face off with a 50 cal sniper.
Fuckin incredible.
He said thanks for freeing him of existance on Kilostation
👋
>Delta alert went off
>Nukies ran around domeing people in the halls for fun
>70 seconds till detonation
>Acting cap: “so are the nukies real?”
Pyronthus CD: "Fuck it, I'm heretic! Let me sacrifice you if you wanna live! I will become the worm!"
>*DELTA ALERT*
_a few moments later_
HoS: "Det thinks he found prints of a heretic but I dunno who he thinks it is"
Cap: "Probably Cydia"
This is some next level brainlet command staff, holy fuck
Yeah true
I mean cap is a syndie so
most robust command
Incompetent acting captain saves the server from Kilostation.
It looks like the acting captain was a syndie...so probably wouldn't have changed much.
Kilostation makes me want to Kilover and fucking die
@@toaster9922 its the only station where i am not afraid to use hellfoam as a self defence weapon
The part of Kilostation I hate the most is the fact that Xeno is permanently red
“Disk don’t do swag on me”
-Major Tommy Houston, incompetent captain
Traitor captain, even better
I remember one round that I played where Assault Cyborgs were something like 90% off, and Maulers were something like 60% off. There were 12 syndicate assault borgs, and two of the three operatives had Maulers.
WHATS A LOT OF KILLIN'
"Lil help?"
BANG
astounding nuclear gameplay. ultrakill ost was certainly the right choice
Assistant even thanked him
ultrakill is the fucken best
This has the same energy as the Killteam
"Im infected."
[Shoots in the face with a pulse carbine]
That has to be the worst possible luck for an NT station. No Captain, HoP turns out to be a tot and gets automatically promoted to Acting Captain, and then the round rolled Nukies.
The round was over before it even started. Legit, nothing could have been done to prevent this outcome short of the Nukies blundering or going with some weird off-strategy.
The Tot-HoP has no reason to give the real disk to anyone of import (even if he knew about the fake disk). The HoS/Warden (whoever got the fake disk) has no reason to believe that the Acting Captain gave them the fake disk.
I think the only element that could have changed would be the Tot-HoP getting the Encrypted Syndie Comms item as soon as he saw the nuke being armed and asking the Nukies for a ride back to Syndie Command.
Legit. If the HoP had about two more braincells, he could've made things a lot easier for the nukies AND gotten a free ride out of there. Hell he could've gotten his objectives done just by giving the Nukie's access, the disk for free, and going to get reactive armor from the armory while everyone is panicking
no heratic could stop them but didn’t get sacrifices untill he repeated the announcement he would destroy nuke as worm 7 times
This round was truly amazing btw the hop had removed all jobs except psychologist and assistant from joining mid round
Uh based.
Traitor acting captains are death incarnate
The graytide rolls in.
That's a nukie fever dream
the hop was a traitor and didn't secure the disk, that shit is hilarious
The absolute state of Manuel Command staff
I think it might have been intentional since cap was a syndie hop
"Little help"
"Thanks"
Is immediately shot
Hell yeah ultrakill OST. You've got music selection down pat.
When you play captain because you can’t tide AA anymore
Cap was a syndie hop lol
fun fact, you had a 63% off in assault borg... i had 87% off, it was 8 tc... and we had war mode, it was a funny thing, but not for the crew
SYNDICATE IS DEAD, LOYALISTS IS FUEL, STATION IF FULL
Even by your usual standards this match was nuts lmao. Bonus points for running around memeing on people with the sniper.
I have no idea what just happened for like half the video but I can certainly say I enjoyed it
Castle vein is pretty sweet, good work getting those poor souls out of Kilo station and straight to space heaven.
Bro you make me wish i could robust like this. The game's changed a lot since i played back in 2015
As one of the nukies, that wasn't even a matter of being robust. The crew just straight up didn't even notice us even when we announced ourselves on radio. Me PDA bombing the entirety of Sec as soon as we armed it probably didn't help them, though.
@@Raiden777ify that's to do with gamsense though, you guys all played well enough not to get noticed
@@HonkzeeBeezs I dunno, I appreciate the compliment but like. We straight up declared that we were real before we pushed the nuke, and then we armed it, and half the crew didn't even notice we existed even with a delta alert. I didn't PDA bomb the Acting Captain (if I remember correctly) and he didn't even notice until the very end.
@@Raiden777ify probably knew but didn't care since syndie captain
@@Zlonk7 He didn't because remember he tried to give us the disk like 10 seconds before we left.
"disk dont do swag on me" little did he know... it do
MANKIND IS DEAD.
BLOOD IS FUEL.
HELL IS FULL.
RIP AND TEAR.
UNTIL IT IS DONE
Hmm. Reminds her of a time when everyone was vibing so the Nuke Ops just wandered in, got the disk, left and blew up the fucking station.
Lou Greenawat:Lil help
*airlock got open then get shot*
Lou Greenawat:Thanks
Fastest nuke ops round for me was about 5 minutes mid round spawn we got on station and captain is dead in space outside of armory we take it nuke the station and saw nobody..
Oh shid, I was one of the traitors this round and I didn't even remember, pog.
Also sick round of casual nukie stroll gameplay.
Its now guranteed that Melbert made a deal with admins to roll Nukie every shift
Opening with the best song in Ultrakill.
"lil help?"
*BLAM*
"Thanks"
The absolute state of that capitain, jesus christ.
He wasn't incompetent, he was a very competent tool of the syndicate. That's what happens when you get a traitor hop
Fun stuff
The crew was sleeping instead of disky this time
"thanks"
Good video! Sucks it wasn't a world record though :(
Still have no idea why people think traitor heads is a good idea, makes for an entertaining video
Actually I'm somewhat sorry for that capitan…
i was watching this round shit was hillarious
Also how did you fire the gun from 0 tiles away in 7:27 by directlt clicking to the players sprite?When i do it it melee attacks in every weapon.
Intent
based
beautiful
masterpiece
how do you not know people can only hear you 1 tile away in space
Ultrakill nice.
Since when does command start with a fake nuke disk as well? I must have missed that change.
kilo has two disks. The real one, a fake that looks slightly different and they're on top of one another. This has lead to some comedy before but nothing as hilarious "walk in, break one door and take it"
so about this mid round when the delta alert went off i went to go ask the hos if they had the disk they said yes i asked for the pinpointer they gave it to me it pointed SE and they kept saying they had the nuke disk and i just stared at them with anger in my eyes a few mins later melbert shot me with his sniper rifle
lmfao, shit is gold as always
wait, im in this vid
heretic, nuke ops, traitor
oh dynamic....
ewww, blitz ops
blitz ops is deserved when no one secures the real disk
WE WERE WANTING TO STEALTH. But they just...DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. We set the Nuke to a 5 minute timer and nobody even came for us. Hell nobody even reacted to Joey in the halls. (We also wanted to War Ops, but there wasn't enough people)