Previously, on Alan Wake...

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @Chloroxite
    @Chloroxite Год назад +4176

    I feel violated just by listening to this. good job!

    • @n8bayonet
      @n8bayonet Год назад +20

      That's cute

    • @erwins_arm
      @erwins_arm Год назад

      ​@@n8bayonetwhat

    • @matthiass._.
      @matthiass._. Год назад +70

      ​@@n8bayonet edp energy 💀💀💀

    • @handletemplate
      @handletemplate Год назад +8

      126,473 dead

    • @Lady_Graham
      @Lady_Graham 11 месяцев назад

      Better drink some Chlorox now given your namesake

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius Год назад +5145

    "I'm a little uhhh... horny"
    THE worst sentence to hear in a horror game. Or the best. I dunno, I don't judge.

  • @KycenPetersen
    @KycenPetersen Год назад +926

    When I heard Caine and Jax I was like “god damn it” 😂

    • @bwackbeedows3629
      @bwackbeedows3629 Год назад +52

      "She kinda bad tho."

    • @bidge6353
      @bidge6353 Год назад +1

      @@bwackbeedows3629neither of those two are women

    • @marcinkrz3140
      @marcinkrz3140 Год назад +23

      wherever we go it's the blood of Caine which makes our fate

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Год назад

      @@marcinkrz3140 MY MAN

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 Год назад +6

      ​@@marcinkrz3140So true, child of Cain.

  • @Entrogaph
    @Entrogaph Год назад +2387

    I would like to take this time to make everyone remember the fact that Gianni has voice acted in a furry porn game. So this seems about right lmao.

    • @nemichungort4093
      @nemichungort4093 Год назад +155

      Which one tho

    • @oneperson7633
      @oneperson7633 Год назад

      That's awful, is he fuckable in that one

    • @cobratine7184
      @cobratine7184 Год назад +574

      Name? Game name? Which game? What game was he in? Name of game pls? Game pls? Can you tell us the title of the furry porn video game Gianni Matragrano voiced in? Game title? Which yiff game? Game?

    • @sandwich1571
      @sandwich1571 Год назад

      @@cobratine7184Anthro Heat VR. There will be no further questions

    • @dvb7
      @dvb7 Год назад +367

      ... Anthro heat, the red robot

  • @hampttr
    @hampttr Год назад +214

    Imagine hearing "I'm a little horny" in a horror game. Definitely makes it way more terrifying

    • @DisorientedWanderer
      @DisorientedWanderer 11 месяцев назад +7

      But it's only a little. Maybe they'll be gentle.

    • @alankiitty
      @alankiitty 8 месяцев назад +2

      What a time to be named Alan . this is sarcasm i feel unsafe and need an adult

    • @user-burner
      @user-burner 15 дней назад

      That's probably something someone says in fear and hunger ngl

  • @___._
    @___._ Год назад +793

    Oh, an Alan Wake video, that’s nice!
    Edit: it wasn’t nice, I feel dirty and unsafe, I need an adult

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 Год назад +60

      Caine and Jax are adults

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Год назад +25

      Guru: _"I AM AN ADULT!"_

    • @FerdinandFoster
      @FerdinandFoster Год назад +13

      Inside you? 👉👈😥

    • @upthorn
      @upthorn 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@arifhossain9751 are they, though?

    • @tnrstnrstnrs
      @tnrstnrstnrs 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@upthorn yep every tadc chars ages was confirmed by the creator of show, i dont remember exactly but them all over 20+

  • @Finn_01
    @Finn_01 Год назад +119

    "In a Gianni meme, the victim keeps asking "Why?" But there can be no explanation."

  • @thedarkomega9062
    @thedarkomega9062 Год назад +250

    The darkness has really gotten to Thomas Zane.

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 Год назад +5

      You can only go so far when you lose your lover.
      And darkness can't create, only corrupt, use a novelist's words to manipulate reality. In this case, to write smut inti reality

    • @colbyboucher6391
      @colbyboucher6391 Год назад +12

      The best part is this isn't even Zane, the real Zane is hanging out in a little pocket world he made for him in Barbra. This is the Bright Presence, just like the Dark Presence is wearing Barbra Jagger's skin. Remedy only revealed that in an in-universe WordPress blog.
      The interdimensional entity is horny, somehow.

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 Год назад +2

      @@colbyboucher6391 I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Shame it wasn't in the game, or probably was and I didn't notice.

    • @thedarkomega9062
      @thedarkomega9062 Год назад +2

      @colbyboucher6391 Huh, it's been a bit since I last played Alan Wake, so it's good to know.

    • @Warren_The_Warrinator257
      @Warren_The_Warrinator257 Год назад +5

      This video is somehow in-character for the Zane we see in the second game

  • @perotekku
    @perotekku Год назад +202

    Oh god, I hadn't even considered how much smut TADC must have already generated.

    • @JayFeather321
      @JayFeather321 Год назад

      It’s over 2000 results for pomni alone on the funny green website

    • @eternal221
      @eternal221 Год назад +21

      Oh you have NO IDEA

    • @Penultimeat
      @Penultimeat Год назад +11

      I have considered it. I have greatly considered it.

    • @Felix-vy8kk
      @Felix-vy8kk Год назад +2

      I have thoroughly considered each piece of smut I could find. There's actually some really good stuff to consider.

    • @baobamarcopolo726
      @baobamarcopolo726 Год назад

      @@Felix-vy8kk 👀

  • @Wanderer_bun
    @Wanderer_bun Год назад +222

    Gianni recreates my twitter inbox with horrifying accuracy.
    The joys of being a writer am I right?

    • @DisorientedWanderer
      @DisorientedWanderer 11 месяцев назад +2

      My condolences. I am curious what the worst one was though.

    • @Wanderer_bun
      @Wanderer_bun 11 месяцев назад

      @@DisorientedWanderer Fill a wheel with fetishes that turn your stomach and give it a good spin, you'll likely land on something that someone has requested of me at some point.

    • @CRT_YT
      @CRT_YT 10 месяцев назад

      drop the 3 strangest requests youve gotten

    • @Wanderer_bun
      @Wanderer_bun 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@CRT_YT I feel like you're asking questions you don't wana hear the answer to.

    • @CRT_YT
      @CRT_YT 10 месяцев назад

      @@Wanderer_bun 😨

  • @Danger11007
    @Danger11007 Год назад +747

    “Alan, the darkness isn’t real your crazy!”
    “Crazy? I was crazy once. I was in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.”

    • @an0maly404
      @an0maly404 Год назад +47

      Crazy ? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A dark room. A dark room with a typewriter. And typewriters makes me go crazy.

    • @polishgigachad
      @polishgigachad Год назад +15

      ​@@an0maly404 Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

    • @Local_Intruder
      @Local_Intruder Год назад +1

      Get out.🔫😐

    • @crusader2412
      @crusader2412 Год назад +5

      ⁠@@polishgigachadCrazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

    • @NotDefenderlol
      @NotDefenderlol Год назад +5

      @@Local_IntruderCrazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas Год назад +409

    It's wild that before the advent of Rule 34, blue movies and adult funnies before that, people would crank it to books

    • @LURKTec
      @LURKTec Год назад +105

      Text-based porn games still exist

    • @tezereth
      @tezereth Год назад +1

      Yeah

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper Год назад +71

      People still crank it to books. 50 Shades of Grey, remember?

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth Год назад +65

      AO3. Enough said.

    • @Chivi-chivik
      @Chivi-chivik Год назад +1

      Erotic literature still sells like hotcakes

  • @benjiguy4196
    @benjiguy4196 Год назад +79

    Gianni doing Alan Wake whimper audios and Resident Evil 4 fanfiction was not on my 2023 bingo card

    • @JosephJoeseph
      @JosephJoeseph Год назад +8

      we're finally in the good timeline

    • @rrenadraws
      @rrenadraws Год назад +4

      whimper audios? did you say whimper audios? where? which ones? source? can i get the link?

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 Год назад +11

      ​@@rrenadrawsSo you can avoid it, right?

    • @hamburger7243
      @hamburger7243 11 месяцев назад

      Hey. Hey, what?

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076
    @halfmettlealchemist8076 Год назад +368

    Oh boy, a new Gianni upload, time for another incredibly niche shitpost with uncannily-good voice acting

  • @gamerzan953
    @gamerzan953 Год назад +80

    How does this video just fill me with the feeling of disgust just by listening to it? Impressive work.

  • @JosephJoeseph
    @JosephJoeseph Год назад +63

    Alan Wake mfs when I go to sleep: (they haunt my dreams)

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 Год назад +7

      That's why you stay Alan WOKE

    • @Alpostpone
      @Alpostpone Год назад +7

      He's not called Alan Sleep for a reason

  • @blutarchmann9070
    @blutarchmann9070 Год назад +13

    That final _"mmph~"_ and the eye on the mirror...

    • @e69alpha
      @e69alpha 10 дней назад +1

      Making eye contact makes it intimate

  • @alguien6462
    @alguien6462 Год назад +18

    ALAN WAKE MENTIONED
    WAKEHEADS RISE UP

  • @grapplesauce9939
    @grapplesauce9939 11 месяцев назад +8

    If you felt uncomfortable listening to this: Gianni did a good job.
    If you didn’t: you’re the problem and we’re disappointed in you.

  • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
    @barrysteakfriessimp_real Год назад +13

    the fact that his eye rolls back at the end makes this simultaneously better and worse

  • @kovatoro
    @kovatoro Год назад +18

    Oh god I almost choked on my own spit as soon as I heard "Caine and Jax" lol

  • @nathanchapin8445
    @nathanchapin8445 11 месяцев назад +4

    Imagine showing this to someone in 2010 when the game came out

  • @jake_maciel
    @jake_maciel Год назад +11

    If he were talking about Pomni... Well, you know what happens next.

  • @MawDaws
    @MawDaws Год назад +7

    “…Why are you like this…?”
    -Caine

  • @thefischdeo
    @thefischdeo Год назад +15

    I haven’t played an Alan Wake game in ten years and this catapulted me back through time in the most hilarious way possible. _Kudos, Alan… you will get kudos if you do this one thing for me…_

  • @hackerheimerus
    @hackerheimerus Год назад +9

    Now I understand why the moon is so excited at the circus.

  • @wearr_
    @wearr_ Год назад +8

    God FUCKING damnit, i cannot believe that I knew it would be something about the amazing digital circus, well played gianni, well played

  • @The_ace-1233
    @The_ace-1233 Год назад +12

    A truly terrifying upload for Halloween

  • @dopey473
    @dopey473 Год назад +52

    Personally I just can't believe that Alan Wake 2 is not only real but already out.

  • @CrossoverWars
    @CrossoverWars Год назад +4

    Thank you Gianni, very cool.

  • @RyanRicardo-nw7fe
    @RyanRicardo-nw7fe Год назад +4

    Artists being summoned by suspiciously rich obscure furries in a random day and hour:

  • @birdonline2751
    @birdonline2751 11 месяцев назад +3

    Oj, självklart! My friend, Tom the Pervert

  • @Gate_Of_Gluttony
    @Gate_Of_Gluttony Год назад +5

    "it's caine and jax" is where the pain set in

  • @carlsjolund2379
    @carlsjolund2379 Год назад +3

    I love Alan Wake, this video really makes me feel the darkness coming inside of me

  • @jmaster2855
    @jmaster2855 Год назад +6

    Gianni AND Alan Wake content! That's like, two of my most favorite things!
    And one of the... weirdest ways to cross over, but- what else did I expect, really?

    • @thevessel-real
      @thevessel-real 9 месяцев назад

      Alan Wake doesn’t make sense to me
      So it makes sense

  • @dragondelsur5156
    @dragondelsur5156 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Alan, it's been 13 years, you still owe me 16 dolars"

  • @endernightthedrokain1770
    @endernightthedrokain1770 10 месяцев назад +1

    The moment he mentioned Cain And Jax I felt my soul leave my body.

  • @MogoPrime
    @MogoPrime Год назад +1

    Thank you, Gianni.

  • @aubreyjarvis4759
    @aubreyjarvis4759 11 месяцев назад +2

    i (who is currently hyperfixating on digital circus) watched this and had a fucking heart attack when i heard the "caine and jax" line

  • @lma6808
    @lma6808 Год назад +4

    The eye rolling back got me rolling.

  • @metroidhunter2861
    @metroidhunter2861 Год назад +5

    “Follow my voice”
    Alan proceeds to do a 360 and moonwalks away

  • @dylantortosa7678
    @dylantortosa7678 Год назад +6

    "My name is Alan Wake, and I'm a coomer."

  • @koshkovumen
    @koshkovumen Год назад +4

    Am i automatically awarded the title "sexually assaulted" by watching this video?

  • @ls3rg1cyb1n5
    @ls3rg1cyb1n5 9 месяцев назад +2

    you guys think if he called himself Alan Nap for like a couple hours or something he could get some sleep and stop seeing all the freaky shit?

  • @hamham_6411
    @hamham_6411 Год назад +5

    I was _not_ ready to hear TADC being involved in this shitpost

  • @piedralisk7
    @piedralisk7 11 месяцев назад +1

    Well, this serves as a good reminder to go back and finish the first Alan Wake.

  • @Animum6062
    @Animum6062 Год назад +2

    I'm honestly surprised that Gianni wasn't in the digital circus.

  • @eualuchiha2383
    @eualuchiha2383 Год назад +3

    this felt longer than seconds. More like eternity

  • @Everettalla
    @Everettalla 11 месяцев назад +2

    this is some crazy crossover bullshit

  • @Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz
    @Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz Год назад +3

    Don't fall Alan Asleep lest you get an Alan Nightmare from that man's Alan Wet Dream

  • @griffin7314
    @griffin7314 9 месяцев назад +2

    Why did bricky send me here 😭

  • @amog8202
    @amog8202 Год назад +1

    Aw hell naw, Gianni found the Circus

  • @jakefromstatefarm8964
    @jakefromstatefarm8964 Год назад +1

    This video came out of the screen and assaulted me in hawaii

  • @ghostxan7775
    @ghostxan7775 Год назад

    It's great knowing I just played through the special episodes not but 3 days ago. I'm happy seeing more Alan Wake stuff.

  • @Astro_weeeeee
    @Astro_weeeeee Год назад +3

    I need to take a shower now

  • @babyback8799
    @babyback8799 Год назад +2

    Father, why have you forsaken us?

    • @thevessel-real
      @thevessel-real 9 месяцев назад

      Jesus answered
      I am the way, the truth and the life
      No one comes to the father except through m-
      SIX DOLLAR SHRIMP SPECIAL

  • @HardCodedGaming
    @HardCodedGaming Год назад +4

    Phew, I thought Alan Wake 2 was going to alienate people not familiar with the original and its ties to Control, but this is an excellent summary!

    • @colbyboucher6391
      @colbyboucher6391 Год назад +2

      - Thomas Zane was tempted by the lake to become an erotic fiction author, Emil Hartman was part of him and Barbara's fling
      - After Tom disappeared Emil started kidnapping artists to create the perfect scenarios, since Tom was gone
      - The Dark Presence is _really_ into BSDM (and knife play) so Tom tied it up and asphyxiated it, sent himself and Barbra into a pocket dimension to be a good Christian couple again
      - The Bright Presence wears Tom's skin, is just as horny as the Dark Presence, to Alan's disappointment
      - Alan's ability to write IRL smut needs to work off of already-true facts to avoid plot holes, otherwise the Dark Presence will turn it into 50 Shades of Gray
      - Alan has been trying to get himself out of a "bind" the Dark Place for thirteen years

  • @Ranzord95
    @Ranzord95 Год назад +5

    I was gonna say this must be how nsfw artists feel when getting commissioned but if you have visited some threads in certain imageboards it's even closer to how writeanons feel when getting requests

    • @Melonist
      @Melonist Год назад

      Tumblr smut askblogs

  • @infodeprived3119
    @infodeprived3119 Год назад +1

    "Caine and Jax..."
    GIANNI NO

  • @TheTorielJacksonVA
    @TheTorielJacksonVA Год назад +3

    It hasn’t even been 3 weeks yet…

  • @mafagafotherandom6821
    @mafagafotherandom6821 Год назад +1

    NAAAAAH, the show just got released bruh💀

  • @reallyreallymacroscule
    @reallyreallymacroscule 8 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks Bricky, I am BRICKED up (I'm tweaking I hate it)

  • @ConkerVonZap
    @ConkerVonZap 9 месяцев назад +1

    Saw this at Bricky's video 😂😂

  • @DoktrDub
    @DoktrDub 11 месяцев назад

    That really makes me feel wrong, you did a great job lmao.

  • @YourLOVE_10_21
    @YourLOVE_10_21 Год назад +2

    ALAN WAKE ONE OF THE BEST XBOX 360 GAMES
    HERE IS THE REASON

  • @Chitazen
    @Chitazen Год назад +3

    What a timing! Just finished playing Alan Wake for the first time.
    Didn't see this in the game though. Maybe I missed something...

  • @luigiymario2xd
    @luigiymario2xd Год назад +1

    I feel very violated right now 😭

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder 9 месяцев назад +2

    Most modest Digital Circus fan:

  • @EloquentiaSerpentis
    @EloquentiaSerpentis Год назад

    Perfect as always.

  • @Mexican_Steel
    @Mexican_Steel Год назад +1

    Alan, please. You have to crush me

  • @teeniepeenie3148
    @teeniepeenie3148 7 месяцев назад +1

    thank you tom zane

  • @fangirl-yq1bz
    @fangirl-yq1bz 11 месяцев назад

    congrats on hitting 860k

  • @patmianwinston
    @patmianwinston Год назад

    The man could have threatened to flay me alive and it wouldn’t have gotten anywhere near as loud a “OH HELL NO” as what he just said.

  • @erikdahl6861
    @erikdahl6861 Год назад +1

    I'm scared and upset, good job 👍

  • @theprometheusking5587
    @theprometheusking5587 Год назад

    DONT MOAN LIKE THAT! YOULL ATTRACT THE HOARDE!!

  • @NecromancerBree
    @NecromancerBree 3 месяца назад

    Played this on my tv on full volume. Was not happy

  • @verkku4301
    @verkku4301 Год назад

    Thank you...

  • @balintnemes6774
    @balintnemes6774 Год назад +1

    "Alan... Im over here strocking my shit I got lotion on my..."

  • @elka19215
    @elka19215 8 месяцев назад +1

    what insanity does to a man😊

  • @ChordsVC
    @ChordsVC Год назад

    NAHHH THIS SENT ME THROUGH THE MOON.

  • @slavboii420
    @slavboii420 Год назад +10

    My lad Thomas Zane had gone crazy due to his "lack of muse"

  • @dandydasyt4766
    @dandydasyt4766 Год назад +1

    Tom went from the benevolent avatar of light against the darkness of Cauldron Lake to that desperate "commissioner" on Twitter that pays in exposure.

  • @Postaldude2003
    @Postaldude2003 Год назад

    Happy Halloween geeannie

  • @crimsonreaper2725
    @crimsonreaper2725 Год назад

    I am worried yet intrigued.

  • @a.s.raiyan2003-4
    @a.s.raiyan2003-4 3 месяца назад

    Tom has been lonely since GF was resurrected into a Eldritch shadowy nightmare. But his fixation on ADC characters is unforgivable.

  • @consumerjtc5835
    @consumerjtc5835 Год назад

    Im getting think tank flashbacks for soylent green.

  • @StrangeWill97
    @StrangeWill97 Год назад +5

    Im so f'n tired of hearing about this show, because literally there has not been a single time where it hasn't been a reference to how f'n gross the fandom has been.

  • @livenishikireaction
    @livenishikireaction Год назад +1

    the restroom

  • @BrainrotterL
    @BrainrotterL Год назад +1

    >Posts a video on Halloween that is completely unrelated to it other than it being a horror game
    >refuses to elaborate

  • @eg0zb
    @eg0zb Год назад

    the gulp, i can't

  • @monke_1.085
    @monke_1.085 Год назад

    lovely

  • @misterhydra7285
    @misterhydra7285 Год назад

    I feel like it was only a matter of time before TADC showed up here.

  • @evancantatore9304
    @evancantatore9304 Год назад

    Ilysm gianni

  • @PanAndScanBuddy
    @PanAndScanBuddy Год назад

    He's got an itch he needs to Mr. Scratch

  • @dddw.
    @dddw. Год назад

    cant believe caliborn would do something like that

  • @0h_hey944
    @0h_hey944 Год назад

    Bruh I thought I got an ad and had to look this shit up! Good job!
    edit: wtf? i got an ad for the "straight mug" and it played that instead of the video 💀

  • @lordoftheslums8741
    @lordoftheslums8741 Год назад

    Perfect.

  • @Hairdresseroctopus22341
    @Hairdresseroctopus22341 Год назад

    You go, girl!

  • @theoutsiderprod
    @theoutsiderprod Год назад

    Scratch wants Alan inside his dark place 😳😳😳

  • @PLAYER2--
    @PLAYER2-- Год назад +5

    I've never played this game or seen anyone play, but I still feel disgusted. great work Gianni!