Name? Game name? Which game? What game was he in? Name of game pls? Game pls? Can you tell us the title of the furry porn video game Gianni Matragrano voiced in? Game title? Which yiff game? Game?
You can only go so far when you lose your lover. And darkness can't create, only corrupt, use a novelist's words to manipulate reality. In this case, to write smut inti reality
The best part is this isn't even Zane, the real Zane is hanging out in a little pocket world he made for him in Barbra. This is the Bright Presence, just like the Dark Presence is wearing Barbra Jagger's skin. Remedy only revealed that in an in-universe WordPress blog. The interdimensional entity is horny, somehow.
@@DisorientedWanderer Fill a wheel with fetishes that turn your stomach and give it a good spin, you'll likely land on something that someone has requested of me at some point.
“Alan, the darkness isn’t real your crazy!” “Crazy? I was crazy once. I was in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.”
I haven’t played an Alan Wake game in ten years and this catapulted me back through time in the most hilarious way possible. _Kudos, Alan… you will get kudos if you do this one thing for me…_
Gianni AND Alan Wake content! That's like, two of my most favorite things! And one of the... weirdest ways to cross over, but- what else did I expect, really?
- Thomas Zane was tempted by the lake to become an erotic fiction author, Emil Hartman was part of him and Barbara's fling - After Tom disappeared Emil started kidnapping artists to create the perfect scenarios, since Tom was gone - The Dark Presence is _really_ into BSDM (and knife play) so Tom tied it up and asphyxiated it, sent himself and Barbra into a pocket dimension to be a good Christian couple again - The Bright Presence wears Tom's skin, is just as horny as the Dark Presence, to Alan's disappointment - Alan's ability to write IRL smut needs to work off of already-true facts to avoid plot holes, otherwise the Dark Presence will turn it into 50 Shades of Gray - Alan has been trying to get himself out of a "bind" the Dark Place for thirteen years
I was gonna say this must be how nsfw artists feel when getting commissioned but if you have visited some threads in certain imageboards it's even closer to how writeanons feel when getting requests
Im so f'n tired of hearing about this show, because literally there has not been a single time where it hasn't been a reference to how f'n gross the fandom has been.
Bruh I thought I got an ad and had to look this shit up! Good job! edit: wtf? i got an ad for the "straight mug" and it played that instead of the video 💀
I feel violated just by listening to this. good job!
That's cute
@@n8bayonetwhat
@@n8bayonet edp energy 💀💀💀
126,473 dead
Better drink some Chlorox now given your namesake
"I'm a little uhhh... horny"
THE worst sentence to hear in a horror game. Or the best. I dunno, I don't judge.
I mean... work💅✨
the worst sentence to hear in gianni video
I CANT STOP SEEING YOU EVREYWHERE I GO I SEE YOUR COMMENT
Really is determined on if the enemies are human or not. This goes both ways too
The Coffin of Andy and Leyley.
When I heard Caine and Jax I was like “god damn it” 😂
"She kinda bad tho."
@@bwackbeedows3629neither of those two are women
wherever we go it's the blood of Caine which makes our fate
@@marcinkrz3140 MY MAN
@@marcinkrz3140So true, child of Cain.
I would like to take this time to make everyone remember the fact that Gianni has voice acted in a furry porn game. So this seems about right lmao.
Which one tho
That's awful, is he fuckable in that one
Name? Game name? Which game? What game was he in? Name of game pls? Game pls? Can you tell us the title of the furry porn video game Gianni Matragrano voiced in? Game title? Which yiff game? Game?
@@cobratine7184Anthro Heat VR. There will be no further questions
... Anthro heat, the red robot
Imagine hearing "I'm a little horny" in a horror game. Definitely makes it way more terrifying
But it's only a little. Maybe they'll be gentle.
What a time to be named Alan . this is sarcasm i feel unsafe and need an adult
That's probably something someone says in fear and hunger ngl
Oh, an Alan Wake video, that’s nice!
Edit: it wasn’t nice, I feel dirty and unsafe, I need an adult
Caine and Jax are adults
Guru: _"I AM AN ADULT!"_
Inside you? 👉👈😥
@@arifhossain9751 are they, though?
@@upthorn yep every tadc chars ages was confirmed by the creator of show, i dont remember exactly but them all over 20+
"In a Gianni meme, the victim keeps asking "Why?" But there can be no explanation."
The darkness has really gotten to Thomas Zane.
You can only go so far when you lose your lover.
And darkness can't create, only corrupt, use a novelist's words to manipulate reality. In this case, to write smut inti reality
The best part is this isn't even Zane, the real Zane is hanging out in a little pocket world he made for him in Barbra. This is the Bright Presence, just like the Dark Presence is wearing Barbra Jagger's skin. Remedy only revealed that in an in-universe WordPress blog.
The interdimensional entity is horny, somehow.
@@colbyboucher6391 I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Shame it wasn't in the game, or probably was and I didn't notice.
@colbyboucher6391 Huh, it's been a bit since I last played Alan Wake, so it's good to know.
This video is somehow in-character for the Zane we see in the second game
Oh god, I hadn't even considered how much smut TADC must have already generated.
It’s over 2000 results for pomni alone on the funny green website
Oh you have NO IDEA
I have considered it. I have greatly considered it.
I have thoroughly considered each piece of smut I could find. There's actually some really good stuff to consider.
@@Felix-vy8kk 👀
Gianni recreates my twitter inbox with horrifying accuracy.
The joys of being a writer am I right?
My condolences. I am curious what the worst one was though.
@@DisorientedWanderer Fill a wheel with fetishes that turn your stomach and give it a good spin, you'll likely land on something that someone has requested of me at some point.
drop the 3 strangest requests youve gotten
@@CRT_YT I feel like you're asking questions you don't wana hear the answer to.
@@Wanderer_bun 😨
“Alan, the darkness isn’t real your crazy!”
“Crazy? I was crazy once. I was in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.”
Crazy ? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A dark room. A dark room with a typewriter. And typewriters makes me go crazy.
@@an0maly404 Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Get out.🔫😐
@@polishgigachadCrazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
@@Local_IntruderCrazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.
It's wild that before the advent of Rule 34, blue movies and adult funnies before that, people would crank it to books
Text-based porn games still exist
Yeah
People still crank it to books. 50 Shades of Grey, remember?
AO3. Enough said.
Erotic literature still sells like hotcakes
Gianni doing Alan Wake whimper audios and Resident Evil 4 fanfiction was not on my 2023 bingo card
we're finally in the good timeline
whimper audios? did you say whimper audios? where? which ones? source? can i get the link?
@@rrenadrawsSo you can avoid it, right?
Hey. Hey, what?
Oh boy, a new Gianni upload, time for another incredibly niche shitpost with uncannily-good voice acting
How does this video just fill me with the feeling of disgust just by listening to it? Impressive work.
Alan Wake mfs when I go to sleep: (they haunt my dreams)
That's why you stay Alan WOKE
He's not called Alan Sleep for a reason
That final _"mmph~"_ and the eye on the mirror...
Making eye contact makes it intimate
ALAN WAKE MENTIONED
WAKEHEADS RISE UP
All 5 Alan Wake fans have risen
If you felt uncomfortable listening to this: Gianni did a good job.
If you didn’t: you’re the problem and we’re disappointed in you.
the fact that his eye rolls back at the end makes this simultaneously better and worse
Oh god I almost choked on my own spit as soon as I heard "Caine and Jax" lol
Imagine showing this to someone in 2010 when the game came out
If he were talking about Pomni... Well, you know what happens next.
“…Why are you like this…?”
-Caine
I haven’t played an Alan Wake game in ten years and this catapulted me back through time in the most hilarious way possible. _Kudos, Alan… you will get kudos if you do this one thing for me…_
Now I understand why the moon is so excited at the circus.
God FUCKING damnit, i cannot believe that I knew it would be something about the amazing digital circus, well played gianni, well played
A truly terrifying upload for Halloween
Personally I just can't believe that Alan Wake 2 is not only real but already out.
Thank you Gianni, very cool.
Artists being summoned by suspiciously rich obscure furries in a random day and hour:
Oj, självklart! My friend, Tom the Pervert
"it's caine and jax" is where the pain set in
I love Alan Wake, this video really makes me feel the darkness coming inside of me
Gianni AND Alan Wake content! That's like, two of my most favorite things!
And one of the... weirdest ways to cross over, but- what else did I expect, really?
Alan Wake doesn’t make sense to me
So it makes sense
"Alan, it's been 13 years, you still owe me 16 dolars"
The moment he mentioned Cain And Jax I felt my soul leave my body.
Thank you, Gianni.
i (who is currently hyperfixating on digital circus) watched this and had a fucking heart attack when i heard the "caine and jax" line
The eye rolling back got me rolling.
“Follow my voice”
Alan proceeds to do a 360 and moonwalks away
"My name is Alan Wake, and I'm a coomer."
Am i automatically awarded the title "sexually assaulted" by watching this video?
you guys think if he called himself Alan Nap for like a couple hours or something he could get some sleep and stop seeing all the freaky shit?
I was _not_ ready to hear TADC being involved in this shitpost
Well, this serves as a good reminder to go back and finish the first Alan Wake.
I'm honestly surprised that Gianni wasn't in the digital circus.
this felt longer than seconds. More like eternity
this is some crazy crossover bullshit
Don't fall Alan Asleep lest you get an Alan Nightmare from that man's Alan Wet Dream
Why did bricky send me here 😭
Aw hell naw, Gianni found the Circus
This video came out of the screen and assaulted me in hawaii
It's great knowing I just played through the special episodes not but 3 days ago. I'm happy seeing more Alan Wake stuff.
I need to take a shower now
Father, why have you forsaken us?
Jesus answered
I am the way, the truth and the life
No one comes to the father except through m-
SIX DOLLAR SHRIMP SPECIAL
Phew, I thought Alan Wake 2 was going to alienate people not familiar with the original and its ties to Control, but this is an excellent summary!
- Thomas Zane was tempted by the lake to become an erotic fiction author, Emil Hartman was part of him and Barbara's fling
- After Tom disappeared Emil started kidnapping artists to create the perfect scenarios, since Tom was gone
- The Dark Presence is _really_ into BSDM (and knife play) so Tom tied it up and asphyxiated it, sent himself and Barbra into a pocket dimension to be a good Christian couple again
- The Bright Presence wears Tom's skin, is just as horny as the Dark Presence, to Alan's disappointment
- Alan's ability to write IRL smut needs to work off of already-true facts to avoid plot holes, otherwise the Dark Presence will turn it into 50 Shades of Gray
- Alan has been trying to get himself out of a "bind" the Dark Place for thirteen years
I was gonna say this must be how nsfw artists feel when getting commissioned but if you have visited some threads in certain imageboards it's even closer to how writeanons feel when getting requests
Tumblr smut askblogs
"Caine and Jax..."
GIANNI NO
It hasn’t even been 3 weeks yet…
NAAAAAH, the show just got released bruh💀
Thanks Bricky, I am BRICKED up (I'm tweaking I hate it)
Saw this at Bricky's video 😂😂
That really makes me feel wrong, you did a great job lmao.
ALAN WAKE ONE OF THE BEST XBOX 360 GAMES
HERE IS THE REASON
Alan Wake fan says
“ “
What a timing! Just finished playing Alan Wake for the first time.
Didn't see this in the game though. Maybe I missed something...
I feel very violated right now 😭
Most modest Digital Circus fan:
Perfect as always.
Alan, please. You have to crush me
thank you tom zane
congrats on hitting 860k
The man could have threatened to flay me alive and it wouldn’t have gotten anywhere near as loud a “OH HELL NO” as what he just said.
I'm scared and upset, good job 👍
DONT MOAN LIKE THAT! YOULL ATTRACT THE HOARDE!!
Played this on my tv on full volume. Was not happy
Thank you...
"Alan... Im over here strocking my shit I got lotion on my..."
what insanity does to a man😊
NAHHH THIS SENT ME THROUGH THE MOON.
My lad Thomas Zane had gone crazy due to his "lack of muse"
Tom went from the benevolent avatar of light against the darkness of Cauldron Lake to that desperate "commissioner" on Twitter that pays in exposure.
Happy Halloween geeannie
I am worried yet intrigued.
Tom has been lonely since GF was resurrected into a Eldritch shadowy nightmare. But his fixation on ADC characters is unforgivable.
Im getting think tank flashbacks for soylent green.
Im so f'n tired of hearing about this show, because literally there has not been a single time where it hasn't been a reference to how f'n gross the fandom has been.
the restroom
>Posts a video on Halloween that is completely unrelated to it other than it being a horror game
>refuses to elaborate
the gulp, i can't
lovely
I feel like it was only a matter of time before TADC showed up here.
Ilysm gianni
He's got an itch he needs to Mr. Scratch
cant believe caliborn would do something like that
Bruh I thought I got an ad and had to look this shit up! Good job!
edit: wtf? i got an ad for the "straight mug" and it played that instead of the video 💀
Perfect.
You go, girl!
Scratch wants Alan inside his dark place 😳😳😳
I've never played this game or seen anyone play, but I still feel disgusted. great work Gianni!