@jacoberickson2558 that could harm people unrelated to the situation. If they sink their own boat, nobody else would be harmed. If they lost all oil suddenly, nobody else would be harmed. No brakes and they could hit a pedestrian or a family just minding their own business.
Not only he gets his employee' to pay for his charismas.. but he also funnels it through the business for tax deductions!.. showing us all why he is management material.
I think there was a quick Reddit story a few years back about a the wife of Minister had family on her side signed up for these things. A well to do families of a church get assigned a family. They've gotten this same family the last few years. Person the normally deliver these things is sick (Minister's brother-in-law). They decide they could take it themselves. Minister's wife very standoffish about it but does it. They arrive in a rich area, pull up to a nice house get ready to unload as the opens the garage and see that they may have done a few time that year and brag about it.
Dealt with it in person. Manager went around with a clipboard asking for donations to buy the boss a Christmas gift. He would note down who donated and how much. I refused and got the hell out of there. I'm getting paid under industry standards and so can barely afford my bills, much less Christmas gifts for my family, and I'm going to get asked to donate so this multi millionaire can get fresh premium steaks delivered to his house every month? Nope, you've got the wrong one. I pointed out the absurdity of it and asked if he would be giving us presents as well. "Well, no. Your paychecks are your present." Haha, hell no they aren't! I worked and earned those. Is the boss giving me an extra? "Okay then, your job is your present!" Nooo, my job is a business arrangement. The boss needs work done and I need money. That's not a present either. "Why do you have to be so difficult?" Yet others lapped it up like good little fools...
Right? Was the craziest thing! Just went for a jog one break at work, bossman done ran at full stride right smack into some barstock stickin off the end of the supervisors truck. Smashed the absolute shit out his face. Jaw wired shut, best damn thing thats happened! Bossman gonna be silent for the next 6 months. Id have stopped him, or warned him, but my last 2 raises "werent in the budget." Sounds like his safety was not in my budget then either. Oops.... 😂😂😂😂
I worked for a company that encouraged us to donate to a charity. We would raise a 1000 dollars but the only thing I can think of was that the company makes millions and they couldn't match our donations. It was like asking poor people to donate to poor people charities.
Sears always tried to persuade everyone to donate to the store managers fav charity. Bunch of pt employees making $8.50 wtf u expect from us ? Meanwhile she making $120k plus bonuses.
In all seriousness. The real angel tree request aren't much better than this. I generally get mad whenever I look at them. Their parents ought to be ashamed of some of the stuff they request.
This material had the ability to cure depression ye'all...they just keep getting better....."some high taste"..lol...and those trumpesqe hand signs are comedy genious..
"Boss, I'm gonna get you a real special gift. Now, it won't be that expensive, and it won't be that big, but it'll move faster and harder than any gift you ever got!"
It legit happens, I've heard of someone asking my friend, who is a nurse, for a donation to a charity she found out his family ran. You know how that charity money is spent too, a lot towards the management of the charity, and little to the actual cause.
We used to get 50$ gift cards every month for every employee that got perfect attendance ( mind you if you take a reward like a vacation day you no longer get or have perfect attendance so you basically or penalized for taking a reward ) any ways we didn't get any gift cards for a out 4-5 months next thing ya know ya h.r gets fired ( she handled these things along with pay roll) I asked the manager why she got fired and he said "if tell you but if I did I'd prob get fired .. I think she was pocketing that money and that's why she got fired ... But then again they could have discovered she also used to be a teacher and got fired for being a pedophile
Those trees in a workplace I would be Leary about , but damn y'all still working there with that same boss remember HR is watching.. Damn ...just ....Damn
I found the reddit story this made me think of. "Why last year’s donation to a charitable Christmas collection will be our last ever." On Choosing beggers subreddit.
A company i worked for back around 2005 pretty much required you to all give $20 to buy the owner a xmas present. He was a multi millionaire and had 60+ employees that some got paid minimum wage. They gave him an extremely expensive chainsaw. We didn't get anything for xmas from work.
Ma company never even gave us a dollar bonus in past 15 years, and no raise for kast 4 years, but every year around the holidays they always ask for donations to buy gifts for the boss . The fkn audacity.
First job I ever had was when I was a teenager. Lifeguard at a waterpark. We made minimum wage, which I think was about $6 per hour at the time. One day the water park manager comes around to all of us saying it's the park owner's birthday and we all need to pitch in $5 so we can buy him a 'Ferrari Parking Only' sign for his car.
Reminds me of the charity that makes you donate to them every year. I've had two employers make you log in. I never donate to them because I have to log in.
Believe me when I say its been a bs kind of week at work but if I had this donkeys backside as a boss I'd be thinking the same thing to do with that tree!
I always gave nothing back to the company or its other employees, on December 23, I gave to the Salvation Army, If The Company Started Up Any Shit, I Showed Them My Receipt. And Told Them To Shut Up.
The boss man is also the one spending 6.5 hours a day standing there talking to certain female employees. Before you know it, he'll be creating her an "assistant" position in his office. All the while yelling at anyone that's on the floor ( and a male) for standing around talking.
our boss actualy has the manager go around and ask for small donations as a christmas gift to get him top golf gift cards.... BRUHHHH like he owns 4 companies he is a millionaire has 2 houses and a lake house. No im not getting him a gift card
I worked for a place that tracked employee participation in charity events (I wasn't aware of that - I thought it was just doing it for a good cause). One time I wasn't able to make it and the secretary called me or messaged me to see if I went to the event and I said unfortunately I wasn't able to make it. She said "OK, I'm removing you from the participant list." I thought, .....O.....K...... why is this being tracked? For insurance reasons? No reportable injury events occurred. I thought this was just charity.
Sounds like someone’s asking to have the drain plug removed from their boat again
Or the oil plug from their truck.
@@cagthetismI was literally just about to post that
I think cutting the break lines would be more appropriate
@jacoberickson2558 that could harm people unrelated to the situation. If they sink their own boat, nobody else would be harmed. If they lost all oil suddenly, nobody else would be harmed. No brakes and they could hit a pedestrian or a family just minding their own business.
I think emptying the trailer brake reservoir would be good enough. Two birds one stone.
4:24 “How am I not in prison”. We’ve all been there brother.
Works on multiple levels, in this case.
lol, “Put the dang tree down!”
@@MrIgottap If it ever went to court, Case closed, :)
Not only he gets his employee' to pay for his charismas.. but he also funnels it through the business for tax deductions!.. showing us all why he is management material.
It's funny and all, but that's not how tax accounting works.
Yes it is. You're just not informed
😂😂😂😂😂
@@gregdubya1993 Greg relax bud it’s LITERALLY a skit dude. What’s wrong with humans!!! If it was really funny. Just laugh.
@@Nellz_OTH hey...I said it was funny.
The sad thing is that there probably are people in the world that would try to pull that
" Probably " na this is exactly some bs that management would pull.
Like starting a charity for kids with cancer, then getting caught stealing from it? Nah, nobody would do that.
I think there was a quick Reddit story a few years back about a the wife of Minister had family on her side signed up for these things. A well to do families of a church get assigned a family. They've gotten this same family the last few years. Person the normally deliver these things is sick (Minister's brother-in-law). They decide they could take it themselves. Minister's wife very standoffish about it but does it. They arrive in a rich area, pull up to a nice house get ready to unload as the opens the garage and see that they may have done a few time that year and brag about it.
Dealt with it in person. Manager went around with a clipboard asking for donations to buy the boss a Christmas gift. He would note down who donated and how much. I refused and got the hell out of there. I'm getting paid under industry standards and so can barely afford my bills, much less Christmas gifts for my family, and I'm going to get asked to donate so this multi millionaire can get fresh premium steaks delivered to his house every month? Nope, you've got the wrong one.
I pointed out the absurdity of it and asked if he would be giving us presents as well.
"Well, no. Your paychecks are your present."
Haha, hell no they aren't! I worked and earned those. Is the boss giving me an extra?
"Okay then, your job is your present!"
Nooo, my job is a business arrangement. The boss needs work done and I need money. That's not a present either.
"Why do you have to be so difficult?"
Yet others lapped it up like good little fools...
Don't put nothin' pass management. Nothin".
Someone's getting a shovel, a tarp, a hacksaw, garbage bags and duct tape for Christmas.
Bag of lime
I'd get him a bag of concrete 😂
@@Texas2Step79 That's what happens when you don't make a shopping list. 🤣
How'd you know my weekly Shopping List?
My kids get duct tape every year. A roll of decorative and a roll of good silver. They put it to use!
This skit isnt even real but man my blood was boiling
Shit does it to me too, cause I know they're people like this out there.
There are disney villains less evil than the manager character, and that makes me chuckle quite a bit. Keep up the great content Marshall
Each episode gets me more pissed off than the last one!! But I can't stop watching!!!
3:32 R.I.P Steve Horwell, lead singer of Smash Mouth.
Lol a wake surf board for a needy family.
I was waiting for his phone to ring with All Star as the ringtone
I gotta bad feeling nobody is going to a live Smashmouth concert...
😢
Right?
Was the craziest thing! Just went for a jog one break at work, bossman done ran at full stride right smack into some barstock stickin off the end of the supervisors truck.
Smashed the absolute shit out his face. Jaw wired shut, best damn thing thats happened!
Bossman gonna be silent for the next 6 months.
Id have stopped him, or warned him, but my last 2 raises "werent in the budget."
Sounds like his safety was not in my budget then either.
Oops.... 😂😂😂😂
I worked for a company that encouraged us to donate to a charity. We would raise a 1000 dollars but the only thing I can think of was that the company makes millions and they couldn't match our donations. It was like asking poor people to donate to poor people charities.
The company then donates that $1000 and gets the tax right off on it.
not only dont they donate anything, you just paid their taxes for them with your donation lol
Oprah and The Rock just did that crap for the Hawaii wild fires.
Sears always tried to persuade everyone to donate to the store managers fav charity. Bunch of pt employees making $8.50 wtf u expect from us ? Meanwhile she making $120k plus bonuses.
Sounds like okra and the cock
Don’t act like we haven’t forgot about the lack of toilet paper, and the fked up bus rides to work each morning 😂😂
Love these skits.
also Rip to Smash Mouth lead singer. Man is a legend.
Really?? What else did he do outside of being in that band?
Nothing. So let's not talk about it
In all seriousness. The real angel tree request aren't much better than this. I generally get mad whenever I look at them. Their parents ought to be ashamed of some of the stuff they request.
This material had the ability to cure depression ye'all...they just keep getting better....."some high taste"..lol...and those trumpesqe hand signs are comedy genious..
The best part is the manager rationalizing it by saying his kids Christmas presents cost a little more.
When a narcissist thinks they're thinking of everyone else, but they really aren't.
Omg time to save up,HR set you up with a payment plan. Lmfao too funny
"!FACTS DON'T MATTER! JUST SHUT UP AND BLINDLY OBEY!"
"Boss, I'm gonna get you a real special gift. Now, it won't be that expensive, and it won't be that big, but it'll move faster and harder than any gift you ever got!"
Sounds like boss man should have had perfect attendance for that chance at a ten dollar dollar general gift card
Walking on the Sun is such a good song.
Now look, with the sinking of the one boat, and the wait for the insurance payout, he has to save Christmas somehow. This is a true hero of a manager.
Now this is getting a little over the top. But hilarious 😂
It legit happens, I've heard of someone asking my friend, who is a nurse, for a donation to a charity she found out his family ran. You know how that charity money is spent too, a lot towards the management of the charity, and little to the actual cause.
Well there are many people like this however they don't do this they just say no bonuses this year and take it for them selves
We used to get 50$ gift cards every month for every employee that got perfect attendance ( mind you if you take a reward like a vacation day you no longer get or have perfect attendance so you basically or penalized for taking a reward ) any ways we didn't get any gift cards for a out 4-5 months next thing ya know ya h.r gets fired ( she handled these things along with pay roll) I asked the manager why she got fired and he said "if tell you but if I did I'd prob get fired .. I think she was pocketing that money and that's why she got fired ... But then again they could have discovered she also used to be a teacher and got fired for being a pedophile
My favorite one was when the boss made them pay a fortune for new boots and the boots were worth 20 dollars
Technically you already bought his Christmas in the profit he earned from you. He was trying to double charge you for his Christmas
Yes boys let's tighten those belts. Christmas is going to be a bitch. I'll think of you and your families from St Tropez
I like the baby bottle brush up your ass, that part was funny I was laughing in tears 😂
“How am I not in prison” 😂😂😂
That tree went up bosses ass haha.
Those trees in a workplace I would be Leary about , but damn y'all still working there with that same boss remember HR is watching..
Damn ...just ....Damn
Remember everyone, your not a team, your not a family.... work is a buisness transaction
Waiting for the boss to make it where you can’t bring anything to work like food and drink wise, company food only no exceptions
I found the reddit story this made me think of. "Why last year’s donation to a charitable Christmas collection will be our last ever." On Choosing beggers subreddit.
I see some of these "requests" on these trees, PS5's, Xbox Blacks $500 items...
😂😂😂😂🎉
Somebody is gonna need 7 drain plug in their boat now
Hilarious.. Thanks.. Been a bitch of a week.. finally laughing my A$$ off.
When I saw these at amazon I was like "why don't amazon just take care of all these?"
They would never find boss mans body.
Let me tell you real quick... boss man never had a body, cuase boss man lives in a propane fueled acid bath in mexico.
The boss waffles like Trump
My kids presents are probably a little more than what your kids want. Lmfao
Get him some new shoes, made of concrete....😂
I really need to get into studying a bit of law in case I meet a boss like this.
That boss is going to be decked in concrete shoes for Christmas.
A company i worked for back around 2005 pretty much required you to all give $20 to buy the owner a xmas present. He was a multi millionaire and had 60+ employees that some got paid minimum wage. They gave him an extremely expensive chainsaw. We didn't get anything for xmas from work.
He's gonna be really disappointed in that "reunion tour".
What about an episode of the shop wanting to go union
yeah.......I'm catching an assault charge if this ever happened. I'd probably be found not guilty honestly with all the evidence
Ma company never even gave us a dollar bonus in past 15 years, and no raise for kast 4 years, but every year around the holidays they always ask for donations to buy gifts for the boss .
The fkn audacity.
First job I ever had was when I was a teenager. Lifeguard at a waterpark. We made minimum wage, which I think was about $6 per hour at the time. One day the water park manager comes around to all of us saying it's the park owner's birthday and we all need to pitch in $5 so we can buy him a 'Ferrari Parking Only' sign for his car.
Sometimes this is what is really be like tho
Reminds me how hard they would push giving to United Way
man when I was a kid I was so happy to get 1 Bionicle for Christmas
Time to take "smash mouth" to a whole new level
His christmas present is another trip to the hospital with some nice fresh shiners again
It's sad that this shit really happens
This reminds me of Oprah and the Rock.with Hawaii
Hahaha 🤣 WTF OMFG 🤣👍 Haha i can't stop laughing 😂
Lake Oconee. I grew up in Greensboro and on that lake❤
Reminds me of the charity that makes you donate to them every year. I've had two employers make you log in. I never donate to them because I have to log in.
At this point I would be recording every meeting. Go ahead and try to pull this shit I'll talk to HR myself.
This when you add more weights to one of their tires
I'd grab the tree and smile at the camera
Lmao, the family.. who selected them…… it’s like a couple universities I know, who gets to decide if a family is “good” , is it the forgiveness? No
HR has to be getting a kickback from all this "charity".
Cough Cabela's cough.
Believe me when I say its been a bs kind of week at work but if I had this donkeys backside as a boss I'd be thinking the same thing to do with that tree!
I always gave nothing back to the company or its other employees, on December 23, I gave to the Salvation Army, If The Company Started Up Any Shit, I Showed Them My Receipt. And Told Them To Shut Up.
The boss man is also the one spending 6.5 hours a day standing there talking to certain female employees. Before you know it, he'll be creating her an "assistant" position in his office. All the while yelling at anyone that's on the floor ( and a male) for standing around talking.
our boss actualy has the manager go around and ask for small donations as a christmas gift to get him top golf gift cards.... BRUHHHH like he owns 4 companies he is a millionaire has 2 houses and a lake house. No im not getting him a gift card
That's infuriating.
Boss man’s tires gonna end up on flat
Im taking that tree to hr. I bet they dont know anything about this.
Sounds like he needs some sugar in his gas tank and salt in his radiator
Except for payroll, benefits, and other necessary things HR does not do these kinds of things unless they are told or they are poopoo heads
I worked for a place that tracked employee participation in charity events (I wasn't aware of that - I thought it was just doing it for a good cause). One time I wasn't able to make it and the secretary called me or messaged me to see if I went to the event and I said unfortunately I wasn't able to make it. She said "OK, I'm removing you from the participant list." I thought, .....O.....K...... why is this being tracked? For insurance reasons? No reportable injury events occurred. I thought this was just charity.
Am I the only one who thinks the bossman sounds like Donald trump. 😂
I’m mad that I went into Home Depot and already have Christmas decs for sale! 😡
Found the Grinch.
@@Mika-Fresh “it’s because I’m green, isn’t it” - Grinch
Don't forget to round up your totals for charity! 😂
You're a lot like me, you look better in a t shirt than a button up.
Great acting much respect hope u blow up on here😅
I have to ask: has this ever actually happened to anyone? Cause I could easily see this happening.
I have heard of people being asked to chip in for a gift specifically for their boss before. Not gifts for their entire family.
Did this kinda happen somewhere?
"sorry my family doesn't celebrate christmas sir"
The music 🎵😂🎉
Love your stuff
Lol 😂 I'm dead ☠️
Yup biggest scam ever but you never see where money goes this is real happenz
I worry whether or not this is satire.
charity fraud is a FBI issue
aint no way this real.....bruh...nah fuck the super....super always making more than employees unless we do overtime...
Youve already made him all his money.
Well smash mouths lead singer passed away
LMFAO 🤣 hahaha 🤣
IT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET AND WE'RE GETTING XMAS SKITS!?
His content is on the retail schedule.
Hey this is all fun and games and shit but... that never happened right? I just .. need to know.
lol
Stop giving them ideas.
I like Smash Mouth. :(
This is why I'm skeptical of charities.
Manag a ment