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@@natherian5654 heres a tip for monarchs. The Ai will only attack a castle if troops < 800. 800 troops means never getting seiged. Best troops for this are anything 17 denars a week or under. Also you should try and leave a highly defendable castle like Tuldar Fortress or Knudarr castle undermanned and then swoop in after the kingdom attack lands with a heavy force of crossbowmen and knights and pin them in a location where they have a hard time getting at you or your troops in full view of your archers and crossbows. Personally I like trapping them on the tuldar fortress courtyard stairs with infantry while crossbowmen are arranged on the walls so all has a clear shot at the forces trapped on the stairs and access path. Knudarr has a similar idea: A middle hill for a archer force and a big open gate to pin their troops.
STR has to be higher than 1000 usually, when I playtested this, I gave my character 100,000 The rest has to be 1000 as 10000 AGL can make you faster than light
Could you make a video that 1000 Stat Man and his friends; Apyr, Salah-Eddine 2.0, Count Margarine, Discount Genghis Khan, Ironman and Ragnar the Red from Mount and Blade experiences series fights against Dark forces.
You fight broken troops with more broken troops. Once you have several hundred top tier troops you can wipe them off the surface of Pendor for good. I even kill off all their surviving horses at the end of battles.
1000 Stat man in Pendor??!!! He's here to gather Qualis Gems and kick Heretic and snake worshippers butts. And he's already got the gems so they better start running.
Imagine the life of a saranid mamluke in this : spending thousands of hours of training and fighting many hard battles just to be killed beside an well prepared army , by an fast naked man trowing with stones
dude i can't believe this, i was watching part 3 yesterday and thinking "when Simo going to continue this series?" and now you release another episode, thank you Simo
Will we ever see chief again? Will pineapple dude improve his fighting skills even more? Will green discover that Robin Hood was his great great great grandfather?? I sure hope we do
God this series is awesome. Warband has so much potential for narrative stuff, yet the vanilla game doesn't even have a main arc that's worth something. I hope when you finish with this one you start out more projects like this. And I bet in the manga version 1k Stat Man harvested that wasted potential M&B has to get his power and not by eating some butter. #mangawasbetter
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What mod is this?
Yo Simo when are we gonna see 1 stat man, the shittiest man alive
We all know that’s a lie
Ye gonna make dork souls video?
When Bannerlord comes out will 1000 Stat man continue in that?
No, seriously, When am i getting my 50 dollars?
How do you block someone on youtube?
Oh shit this isn't google
Never
heh so you did the voice acting in there clever. :P
Hey! He actually saved you from those hunters!
You know it's Pendor when even 1000 stat man has troubles surviving.
Damn, I havent played it yet.
That mod is nuts
@@natherian5654 heres a tip for monarchs. The Ai will only attack a castle if troops < 800. 800 troops means never getting seiged. Best troops for this are anything 17 denars a week or under. Also you should try and leave a highly defendable castle like Tuldar Fortress or Knudarr castle undermanned and then swoop in after the kingdom attack lands with a heavy force of crossbowmen and knights and pin them in a location where they have a hard time getting at you or your troops in full view of your archers and crossbows. Personally I like trapping them on the tuldar fortress courtyard stairs with infantry while crossbowmen are arranged on the walls so all has a clear shot at the forces trapped on the stairs and access path. Knudarr has a similar idea: A middle hill for a archer force and a big open gate to pin their troops.
STR has to be higher than 1000 usually, when I playtested this, I gave my character 100,000
The rest has to be 1000 as 10000 AGL can make you faster than light
well, 1000 stat man can be born in Pendor even without the cheats. But i guess you need to grind qualis game for 500-600 hours to achieve this lmao
I thought this series died but really glad it's back 😍
*sigh*
still waiting for the 1000 stat man vs 1001 stat man arc
Егор Клейменов well the anime is far behind the manga
Fool there is a 9999 stat man now
Eh, not as good as 1 star mans arc. 1000 stat man is cool and all but it's nice to see an underdog once in a while.
He's coming now that harvesting season is here
хех
ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
...Robert Baratheon = 1000 stat man confirmed?
*Received couched lance damage!
1k stat man: ”and?”
Thanks papa
Ketsu-wo-taberu I see you are a man of culture, btw how’s that ass tasting tho
Like 10/10 video well worked an I’m glad that koifish helped you,you two are the best
ahh, *It's been 84 years...*
good to see warband again :D
1000 Stat Man : ( * Gets the best armor in game * )
1000 Stat Man : ,, 5/10 It was okay "
Blacksmiths : REEEEEEEEE !
Koifish and Simo ❤❤
gayyyyyyyy
Best ship
They are cousins............SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Nuqman Hakim really?
@@n1h1luss61 yeah
Could you make a video that 1000 Stat Man and his friends; Apyr, Salah-Eddine 2.0, Count Margarine, Discount Genghis Khan, Ironman and Ragnar the Red from Mount and Blade experiences series fights against Dark forces.
When he comes back to Calradia, you will all get a nice surprise
@@NotSimo I am excited now.
I'm waiting for Salah Eddine 2.0 tho
@@NotSimo We hit 5k likes, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT. BUTTER? I HAVE. VODKA? I HAVE. BANNERLORD? *Oh shit I dont have*
Dont forget sanboi
2:56
1K Stat Man's stats were so high up, that even most weapons are suspended telekinetically instead of actually hitting him
Wtf time flies... I remember i subscribed u when u have 13K subscribers... And look at u know... Im proud of u :'D
Thanks boss
11/10 Quality voice acting if ever I've seen it!
Love the Oblivion and Skyrim music you're playing in the background
HE'S BACK!
AND HE BROUGHT KOIFISH!
YEEEEEEEEEBOOOOIIIIIIII
By the 9 it's TRUE hes returned the great......
1000 stat man
it's only 8 bro
@@kasugapepegon You filthy Elf! How dare you refuse to recognize the greatness of Talos!
Talos guide you 1000 stat man!
I believe in the 9 talos is a God you fool
@@kasugapepegon Talos forgive you, brother
If even 1000 stat man had trouble with the Jatu, how the hell am I supposed to kill them?
A hundred or so Decked out order knights with several million in upgrade money!!!
Alternatively, gather a ridiculous number of Qualis gem and recuit load of Noldor troops then sit on a hill.
Capture a hill nigga
I use a pike and shoot army.
With 30 knights with me.
Camp on a hill and when they get bogged in your lines.
Send in your knights
You fight broken troops with more broken troops. Once you have several hundred top tier troops you can wipe them off the surface of Pendor for good. I even kill off all their surviving horses at the end of battles.
This is like the wait time between part 4 and part 5 of JoJo, so glad this is back
1000 Stat man in Pendor??!!! He's here to gather Qualis Gems and kick Heretic and snake worshippers butts. And he's already got the gems so they better start running.
It took as much time as bannerlord
the virgin hunter joke was 10/10
It is almost year since last time when we see you 1000 stats man. Come back to us!
I can only imagine that 1000 stat man hasn't gotten back to calradia yet because of the nightmarish efforts to attack the noldor castle
hey simo glad you got your monatisation back you deserve it man
Goddamn you for using Oblivion music! Gotta reinstall it again.
Awesome video as always!
TheGabbernaut good to see someone finally realizes that
Enemy: We are more than you. Retreat or die.
1000 Stat Man: Hold my beer
Fun Fact: 1000 Stat man knows when Bannerlord 2 will be released.
That throwing axe was afraid to touch 1000 Stat Man's head, lol.
We were waiting for this!
My man Simo Bannerlord is out and still no part 5? The saga of 1000 stat man must be told!
Happy to hear things worked out in the end. Keep doing your thing boy
Imagine the life of a saranid mamluke in this : spending thousands of hours of training and fighting many hard battles just to be killed beside an well prepared army , by an fast naked man trowing with stones
Nah they are Jatu,they deserve it.
Bannerlord is out will 1000 statman return?
dude i can't believe this, i was watching part 3 yesterday and thinking "when Simo going to continue this series?" and now you release another episode, thank you Simo
still waiting for part 5
Still waiting for Part 5 😭
Yeah, bratan, yeah
What an absolute unit! Love your videos and keep up the good work.
4:53
Koifish: that was rude
Great video Simo! Keep up the great work
Love the Payday2 heist music... kinda miss the game ;c
I love 1000 stat man!!! Next time I got spare cash ill happily donate; keep on putting up them awesome vids
So, i kinda got an oblivion vibe off of that first dialogue.
Then the music hit me.
Love the payday music and Skyrim 🌹❤️
Stones are nature's pommels.
I am happy you got your monetization back! I hope we see more of your videos.
TaleWorlds:
Me: Meh that was easy
ProphecyoPendor:hold my beer
6:11 This is insider info right there
Jotaro: Hey old man, who the hell is this guy? What's his stand?
Joseph Jostar: OOOHHHH MYYYY GOOOOD!
Why does 1000 Stat Man look like cr1tikal lmao
Look who's back
LOLOL I love the Oblivion soundtrack!!
the outro
I needs more Kenshi bandit content...
Seriously...
I NEEDS IT!!!
No
THE TIME HAS COME
Duuuude Koifiiiiiiish 😂😂😂😂🤩🤩🤩🤩. This was great, but I needed to hear “1000 Stat Man” about 1000 more times 😂👍
the oblivion theme and the bad voiceacting in the beginning makes it 1000 times better
1000 stat man, can jump from one riverside to another!
Hopefully no one will die.
4:56 wow bro, really gonna do Koifish like that 😆
more 1000 stat man
Will we ever see chief again? Will pineapple dude improve his fighting skills even more? Will green discover that Robin Hood was his great great great grandfather?? I sure hope we do
You will you will, relax
Kenshi fans need to learn patience, look at mount and blade fans sitting here and waiting for Bannerlord since 2012
Simo true true, won’t say I’m not happy to see u keep on doing videos. Love u man, you are the best!
Bannerlord is out, where is it
that oblivion music during their first conversation made me laugh so much
02:16 your hitbox is also 1000
That Oblivion music tho
And the voice acting was a solid 9/11
1000 stat man taking a significant amount of damage? Truly, the end times are upon us...
Series final boss is probally gonna be something like Elf king , a giant or DİO 😁😁
Final boss is probally be something like Elf king , a giant or DİO😁😁😁
Welcome back!
OH MY GOD SIMO IS RETURNED AT M&B AND WITH KOIFISH TOO
5:47 noticed you had the cow water glitch
I'M SO GLAD IT'S BACK
3:35
Robert Baratheon: Only a fool would meet the Dothraki in an open field
1000 Stat Man: Hold my axe
"no one just deflect my stones splash" - 1000 stats man
I now want to see a battle on 1000 stat man vs the immovable object
Who needs One Punch Man season 2 when you can have One Thousand Statman
I thought 1000 stat man was going to die but then I remembered he is one 1000 stat man.
I still need a John Wick presentation for 1000 stat man
The oblivion music in the background 😢my favorite game of all time
When's part five mate
This storyline is better than game of thrones and the marvel universe
Only one thousand stat man could make the Noldor look like the Khergits
MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
1000 stat man just wants a quiet life.
We need to wait longgggg time for the next video.
I enjoyed this video.
HE'S BACK
I am still waiting
This video is gold
44 days? You could've conquered France for extra money while you were waiting.
I love that oblivion soundtrack
I thought the release date was already settled into December 2019? Bannerlord then?
part 5?
With this heavy axe Statman feels like, you know, Statman 3: Butterek
Oblivion dialogue music 10/10
2:17 the axe got stopped by his overwhelming aura of power
God this series is awesome. Warband has so much potential for narrative stuff, yet the vanilla game doesn't even have a main arc that's worth something. I hope when you finish with this one you start out more projects like this.
And I bet in the manga version 1k Stat Man harvested that wasted potential M&B has to get his power and not by eating some butter. #mangawasbetter
*Oblivion soundtrack!!* ❤️❤️
Never played Pendor, but damn the armour in it looks awesome
Still waiting
Damn you got koifish in this? Thats lit