Mount and Blade: 1000 Stat Man's Bizarre Adventure (Part 4)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @NotSimo
    @NotSimo  5 лет назад +612

    **5k likes and I make Part 5 before Bannerlord is out**
    Previous Video: ruclips.net/video/MtPS9HnUYQ8/видео.html
    Discord: discord.gg/KyPAV2m
    Twitch: www.twitch.tv/definitelynotsimo
    Twitter: twitter.com/SimoIsJustice

    • @FRENKI8888
      @FRENKI8888 5 лет назад +2

      What mod is this?

    • @SnorlaxFriend
      @SnorlaxFriend 5 лет назад +22

      Yo Simo when are we gonna see 1 stat man, the shittiest man alive

    • @total_chaos4u620
      @total_chaos4u620 5 лет назад +9

      We all know that’s a lie

    • @pauliusbaranauskas7915
      @pauliusbaranauskas7915 5 лет назад

      Ye gonna make dork souls video?

    • @PeferG17
      @PeferG17 5 лет назад +1

      When Bannerlord comes out will 1000 Stat man continue in that?

  • @Koifish
    @Koifish 5 лет назад +2581

    No, seriously, When am i getting my 50 dollars?

  • @flaviusstilicho1239
    @flaviusstilicho1239 5 лет назад +1096

    You know it's Pendor when even 1000 stat man has troubles surviving.

    • @anown315
      @anown315 5 лет назад +16

      Damn, I havent played it yet.

    • @natherian5654
      @natherian5654 5 лет назад +39

      That mod is nuts

    • @Oryxification
      @Oryxification 5 лет назад +54

      @@natherian5654 heres a tip for monarchs. The Ai will only attack a castle if troops < 800. 800 troops means never getting seiged. Best troops for this are anything 17 denars a week or under. Also you should try and leave a highly defendable castle like Tuldar Fortress or Knudarr castle undermanned and then swoop in after the kingdom attack lands with a heavy force of crossbowmen and knights and pin them in a location where they have a hard time getting at you or your troops in full view of your archers and crossbows. Personally I like trapping them on the tuldar fortress courtyard stairs with infantry while crossbowmen are arranged on the walls so all has a clear shot at the forces trapped on the stairs and access path. Knudarr has a similar idea: A middle hill for a archer force and a big open gate to pin their troops.

    • @quetzalcoatl974
      @quetzalcoatl974 5 лет назад +20

      STR has to be higher than 1000 usually, when I playtested this, I gave my character 100,000
      The rest has to be 1000 as 10000 AGL can make you faster than light

    • @willprox440
      @willprox440 5 лет назад +23

      well, 1000 stat man can be born in Pendor even without the cheats. But i guess you need to grind qualis game for 500-600 hours to achieve this lmao

  • @stormtruppen4039
    @stormtruppen4039 5 лет назад +666

    I thought this series died but really glad it's back 😍

    • @R4de
      @R4de 3 года назад +7

      *sigh*

  • @ehhh4483
    @ehhh4483 5 лет назад +458

    still waiting for the 1000 stat man vs 1001 stat man arc

    • @zueonfishykk1958
      @zueonfishykk1958 5 лет назад +25

      Егор Клейменов well the anime is far behind the manga

    • @bernardoluis7699
      @bernardoluis7699 5 лет назад +15

      Fool there is a 9999 stat man now

    • @crazyroundman7049
      @crazyroundman7049 5 лет назад +9

      Eh, not as good as 1 star mans arc. 1000 stat man is cool and all but it's nice to see an underdog once in a while.

    • @jorojoro2395
      @jorojoro2395 4 года назад +1

      He's coming now that harvesting season is here

    • @draenor624
      @draenor624 4 года назад

      хех

  • @hankolijo
    @hankolijo 5 лет назад +261

    ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED
    GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
    ...Robert Baratheon = 1000 stat man confirmed?

  • @serithlenigod
    @serithlenigod 5 лет назад +110

    *Received couched lance damage!
    1k stat man: ”and?”

  • @dvrius1214
    @dvrius1214 5 лет назад +217

    Like 10/10 video well worked an I’m glad that koifish helped you,you two are the best

  • @viper9776
    @viper9776 5 лет назад +71

    ahh, *It's been 84 years...*
    good to see warband again :D

  • @vaclavsoukup7302
    @vaclavsoukup7302 5 лет назад +98

    1000 Stat Man : ( * Gets the best armor in game * )
    1000 Stat Man : ,, 5/10 It was okay "
    Blacksmiths : REEEEEEEEE !

  • @ilyasopdekkbeat8534
    @ilyasopdekkbeat8534 5 лет назад +119

    Koifish and Simo ❤❤

  • @remonusvatikes5
    @remonusvatikes5 5 лет назад +141

    Could you make a video that 1000 Stat Man and his friends; Apyr, Salah-Eddine 2.0, Count Margarine, Discount Genghis Khan, Ironman and Ragnar the Red from Mount and Blade experiences series fights against Dark forces.

    • @NotSimo
      @NotSimo  5 лет назад +35

      When he comes back to Calradia, you will all get a nice surprise

    • @remonusvatikes5
      @remonusvatikes5 5 лет назад +8

      @@NotSimo I am excited now.

    • @sleepy_fredo
      @sleepy_fredo 5 лет назад

      I'm waiting for Salah Eddine 2.0 tho

    • @krispy1414
      @krispy1414 4 года назад +4

      @@NotSimo We hit 5k likes, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT. BUTTER? I HAVE. VODKA? I HAVE. BANNERLORD? *Oh shit I dont have*

    • @Nuka0420
      @Nuka0420 4 года назад

      Dont forget sanboi

  • @VincentHarold
    @VincentHarold 5 лет назад +26

    2:56
    1K Stat Man's stats were so high up, that even most weapons are suspended telekinetically instead of actually hitting him

  • @yigithatunoglu3293
    @yigithatunoglu3293 5 лет назад +16

    Wtf time flies... I remember i subscribed u when u have 13K subscribers... And look at u know... Im proud of u :'D

  • @BadLemonsXI
    @BadLemonsXI 5 лет назад +11

    11/10 Quality voice acting if ever I've seen it!

  • @michaelfields849
    @michaelfields849 4 года назад +1

    Love the Oblivion and Skyrim music you're playing in the background

  • @TheOtherwise1337
    @TheOtherwise1337 5 лет назад +45

    HE'S BACK!
    AND HE BROUGHT KOIFISH!
    YEEEEEEEEEBOOOOIIIIIIII

  • @yungshino3330
    @yungshino3330 5 лет назад +78

    By the 9 it's TRUE hes returned the great......
    1000 stat man

    • @kasugapepegon
      @kasugapepegon 5 лет назад +2

      it's only 8 bro

    • @PeferG17
      @PeferG17 5 лет назад +9

      @@kasugapepegon You filthy Elf! How dare you refuse to recognize the greatness of Talos!

    • @theoneandonlydetraebean8286
      @theoneandonlydetraebean8286 5 лет назад +2

      Talos guide you 1000 stat man!

    • @yungshino3330
      @yungshino3330 5 лет назад +3

      I believe in the 9 talos is a God you fool

    • @NotSimo
      @NotSimo  5 лет назад +7

      @@kasugapepegon Talos forgive you, brother

  • @kevindecarvalhocampos6868
    @kevindecarvalhocampos6868 5 лет назад +135

    If even 1000 stat man had trouble with the Jatu, how the hell am I supposed to kill them?

    • @huntermad5668
      @huntermad5668 5 лет назад +16

      A hundred or so Decked out order knights with several million in upgrade money!!!

    • @huntermad5668
      @huntermad5668 5 лет назад +10

      Alternatively, gather a ridiculous number of Qualis gem and recuit load of Noldor troops then sit on a hill.

    • @roubinnick
      @roubinnick 5 лет назад +13

      Capture a hill nigga

    • @VojislavMoranic
      @VojislavMoranic 5 лет назад +4

      I use a pike and shoot army.
      With 30 knights with me.
      Camp on a hill and when they get bogged in your lines.
      Send in your knights

    • @andyhaochizhang
      @andyhaochizhang 5 лет назад

      You fight broken troops with more broken troops. Once you have several hundred top tier troops you can wipe them off the surface of Pendor for good. I even kill off all their surviving horses at the end of battles.

  • @niko7877
    @niko7877 5 лет назад +2

    This is like the wait time between part 4 and part 5 of JoJo, so glad this is back

  • @leroydsouza69
    @leroydsouza69 5 лет назад +39

    1000 Stat man in Pendor??!!! He's here to gather Qualis Gems and kick Heretic and snake worshippers butts. And he's already got the gems so they better start running.

  • @MeMe-fn6nd
    @MeMe-fn6nd 5 лет назад +67

    It took as much time as bannerlord

  • @comradep8519
    @comradep8519 5 лет назад +5

    the virgin hunter joke was 10/10

  • @joagluck
    @joagluck 4 года назад +3

    It is almost year since last time when we see you 1000 stats man. Come back to us!

  • @apathymanthemundane4165
    @apathymanthemundane4165 4 года назад +2

    I can only imagine that 1000 stat man hasn't gotten back to calradia yet because of the nightmarish efforts to attack the noldor castle

  • @javaslapnervedjosh1877
    @javaslapnervedjosh1877 5 лет назад +1

    hey simo glad you got your monatisation back you deserve it man

  • @TheGabbernaut
    @TheGabbernaut 5 лет назад +3

    Goddamn you for using Oblivion music! Gotta reinstall it again.
    Awesome video as always!

    • @nerminkaya4698
      @nerminkaya4698 5 лет назад +1

      TheGabbernaut good to see someone finally realizes that

  • @serhatkerem8512
    @serhatkerem8512 5 лет назад +5

    Enemy: We are more than you. Retreat or die.
    1000 Stat Man: Hold my beer

  • @favre4ever39
    @favre4ever39 5 лет назад +8

    Fun Fact: 1000 Stat man knows when Bannerlord 2 will be released.

  • @darmam0o
    @darmam0o 5 лет назад +3

    That throwing axe was afraid to touch 1000 Stat Man's head, lol.

  • @agamajam5546
    @agamajam5546 5 лет назад

    We were waiting for this!

  • @snakept69
    @snakept69 4 года назад +6

    My man Simo Bannerlord is out and still no part 5? The saga of 1000 stat man must be told!

  • @spearmint165
    @spearmint165 5 лет назад

    Happy to hear things worked out in the end. Keep doing your thing boy

  • @raulcalimann7738
    @raulcalimann7738 5 лет назад +5

    Imagine the life of a saranid mamluke in this : spending thousands of hours of training and fighting many hard battles just to be killed beside an well prepared army , by an fast naked man trowing with stones

  • @googleisinvasive5067
    @googleisinvasive5067 3 года назад +6

    Bannerlord is out will 1000 statman return?

  • @gilpita
    @gilpita 5 лет назад

    dude i can't believe this, i was watching part 3 yesterday and thinking "when Simo going to continue this series?" and now you release another episode, thank you Simo

  • @DemonZero420
    @DemonZero420 3 года назад +6

    still waiting for part 5

  • @mertcanciftci937
    @mertcanciftci937 3 года назад +8

    Still waiting for Part 5 😭

  • @ethansbadatlife1223
    @ethansbadatlife1223 5 лет назад

    What an absolute unit! Love your videos and keep up the good work.

  • @heiskanbuscadordelaverdad8709
    @heiskanbuscadordelaverdad8709 5 лет назад +7

    4:53
    Koifish: that was rude

  • @martinsedej6681
    @martinsedej6681 5 лет назад

    Great video Simo! Keep up the great work

  • @Dulje
    @Dulje 5 лет назад +1

    Love the Payday2 heist music... kinda miss the game ;c

  • @papaphiladopolosthemagnifi1644
    @papaphiladopolosthemagnifi1644 5 лет назад

    I love 1000 stat man!!! Next time I got spare cash ill happily donate; keep on putting up them awesome vids

  • @Fichtelslynkahoudn
    @Fichtelslynkahoudn 5 лет назад +1

    So, i kinda got an oblivion vibe off of that first dialogue.
    Then the music hit me.

  • @alienking3231
    @alienking3231 2 года назад

    Love the payday music and Skyrim 🌹❤️

  • @north9849
    @north9849 5 лет назад +1

    Stones are nature's pommels.

  • @plutarchvonpluto6439
    @plutarchvonpluto6439 5 лет назад +2

    I am happy you got your monetization back! I hope we see more of your videos.

  • @michaelcorleone2794
    @michaelcorleone2794 5 лет назад +2

    TaleWorlds:
    Me: Meh that was easy
    ProphecyoPendor:hold my beer

  • @Fireway12
    @Fireway12 2 года назад +2

    6:11 This is insider info right there

  • @curtisstephens4482
    @curtisstephens4482 5 лет назад +1

    Jotaro: Hey old man, who the hell is this guy? What's his stand?
    Joseph Jostar: OOOHHHH MYYYY GOOOOD!

  • @illhave2number965
    @illhave2number965 5 лет назад +10

    Why does 1000 Stat Man look like cr1tikal lmao

  • @dr.vikyll7466
    @dr.vikyll7466 5 лет назад +1

    Look who's back

  • @TheNavyboy333
    @TheNavyboy333 5 лет назад +1

    LOLOL I love the Oblivion soundtrack!!

  • @iffy3256
    @iffy3256 5 лет назад

    the outro

  • @Striker345ify
    @Striker345ify 5 лет назад +6

    I needs more Kenshi bandit content...
    Seriously...
    I NEEDS IT!!!

  • @noise_rebeca
    @noise_rebeca 4 года назад +1

    THE TIME HAS COME

  • @setharookazoo
    @setharookazoo 5 лет назад

    Duuuude Koifiiiiiiish 😂😂😂😂🤩🤩🤩🤩. This was great, but I needed to hear “1000 Stat Man” about 1000 more times 😂👍

  • @aesopwolf3126
    @aesopwolf3126 5 лет назад

    the oblivion theme and the bad voiceacting in the beginning makes it 1000 times better

  • @raddragon1373
    @raddragon1373 5 лет назад

    1000 stat man, can jump from one riverside to another!
    Hopefully no one will die.

  • @reflectivegaming9979
    @reflectivegaming9979 3 года назад

    4:56 wow bro, really gonna do Koifish like that 😆

  • @troyani5992
    @troyani5992 4 года назад +2

    more 1000 stat man

  • @Galarzajoao
    @Galarzajoao 5 лет назад +9

    Will we ever see chief again? Will pineapple dude improve his fighting skills even more? Will green discover that Robin Hood was his great great great grandfather?? I sure hope we do

    • @NotSimo
      @NotSimo  5 лет назад +3

      You will you will, relax
      Kenshi fans need to learn patience, look at mount and blade fans sitting here and waiting for Bannerlord since 2012

    • @Galarzajoao
      @Galarzajoao 5 лет назад +1

      Simo true true, won’t say I’m not happy to see u keep on doing videos. Love u man, you are the best!

  • @thelordofforeheads2839
    @thelordofforeheads2839 4 года назад +6

    Bannerlord is out, where is it

  • @AmerikkaJuusto
    @AmerikkaJuusto 5 лет назад

    that oblivion music during their first conversation made me laugh so much

  • @CahitbeyAdiAlinmis
    @CahitbeyAdiAlinmis 5 лет назад +4

    02:16 your hitbox is also 1000

  • @metetural9140
    @metetural9140 5 лет назад

    That Oblivion music tho
    And the voice acting was a solid 9/11

  • @suirahplanogemo3407
    @suirahplanogemo3407 5 лет назад +1

    1000 stat man taking a significant amount of damage? Truly, the end times are upon us...

    • @gilgamesh1599
      @gilgamesh1599 5 лет назад

      Series final boss is probally gonna be something like Elf king , a giant or DİO 😁😁

    • @gilgamesh1599
      @gilgamesh1599 5 лет назад

      Final boss is probally be something like Elf king , a giant or DİO😁😁😁

  • @Tim1000064
    @Tim1000064 5 лет назад

    Welcome back!

  • @MultiNumenor
    @MultiNumenor 5 лет назад +1

    OH MY GOD SIMO IS RETURNED AT M&B AND WITH KOIFISH TOO

  • @ham5487
    @ham5487 3 года назад +1

    5:47 noticed you had the cow water glitch

  • @hadidsyahputra1714
    @hadidsyahputra1714 5 лет назад

    I'M SO GLAD IT'S BACK

  • @matthewtang8930
    @matthewtang8930 5 лет назад

    3:35
    Robert Baratheon: Only a fool would meet the Dothraki in an open field
    1000 Stat Man: Hold my axe

  • @wildand1116
    @wildand1116 5 лет назад +1

    "no one just deflect my stones splash" - 1000 stats man

  • @foxishere9158
    @foxishere9158 Год назад

    I now want to see a battle on 1000 stat man vs the immovable object

  • @realshadow6292
    @realshadow6292 5 лет назад

    Who needs One Punch Man season 2 when you can have One Thousand Statman

  • @bluereap6710
    @bluereap6710 5 лет назад

    I thought 1000 stat man was going to die but then I remembered he is one 1000 stat man.

  • @garotogaivota14
    @garotogaivota14 5 лет назад

    I still need a John Wick presentation for 1000 stat man

  • @adoringfan1924
    @adoringfan1924 5 лет назад

    The oblivion music in the background 😢my favorite game of all time

  • @Gothic_Christian
    @Gothic_Christian 4 года назад +3

    When's part five mate

  • @Matt_The_Red
    @Matt_The_Red 4 года назад

    This storyline is better than game of thrones and the marvel universe

  • @Lord_Simpwalker
    @Lord_Simpwalker 5 лет назад

    Only one thousand stat man could make the Noldor look like the Khergits

  • @AbhinavBorah
    @AbhinavBorah 5 лет назад

    MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

  • @JC-om7nr
    @JC-om7nr 5 лет назад

    1000 stat man just wants a quiet life.

  • @kay-ku5hm
    @kay-ku5hm 5 лет назад +1

    We need to wait longgggg time for the next video.

  • @equasian2702
    @equasian2702 5 лет назад

    I enjoyed this video.

  • @TheOtherwise1337
    @TheOtherwise1337 5 лет назад

    HE'S BACK

  • @booboocruze1510
    @booboocruze1510 3 года назад +3

    I am still waiting

  • @samburkey9962
    @samburkey9962 5 лет назад

    This video is gold

  • @Monke-fj2qz
    @Monke-fj2qz 5 лет назад

    44 days? You could've conquered France for extra money while you were waiting.

  • @antoniwrobel4292
    @antoniwrobel4292 5 лет назад

    I love that oblivion soundtrack

  • @villevalste1888
    @villevalste1888 5 лет назад +6

    I thought the release date was already settled into December 2019? Bannerlord then?

  • @weakpc1521
    @weakpc1521 3 года назад +3

    part 5?

  • @VSGBoneyard
    @VSGBoneyard 5 лет назад

    With this heavy axe Statman feels like, you know, Statman 3: Butterek

  • @Metalwrath2
    @Metalwrath2 4 года назад

    Oblivion dialogue music 10/10

  • @jesusfchrist7109
    @jesusfchrist7109 5 лет назад

    2:17 the axe got stopped by his overwhelming aura of power

  • @Jansay34
    @Jansay34 5 лет назад

    God this series is awesome. Warband has so much potential for narrative stuff, yet the vanilla game doesn't even have a main arc that's worth something. I hope when you finish with this one you start out more projects like this.
    And I bet in the manga version 1k Stat Man harvested that wasted potential M&B has to get his power and not by eating some butter. #mangawasbetter

  • @fourletterwords1826
    @fourletterwords1826 5 лет назад +1

    *Oblivion soundtrack!!* ❤️❤️

  • @shingekinowalrus9961
    @shingekinowalrus9961 5 лет назад

    Never played Pendor, but damn the armour in it looks awesome

  • @agustinc.368
    @agustinc.368 4 года назад +3

    Still waiting

  • @yungdagger1282
    @yungdagger1282 5 лет назад

    Damn you got koifish in this? Thats lit