Ex-Men: Magneto
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- Опубликовано: 22 май 2014
- Professor X tries to fire his arch nemesis Magneto. Feat. Rob Huebel. Watch our behind the scenes video here: • On The Set Of Ex-Men: ...
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"You fucking refrigerator." That line gets me laughing still to this day.
you still laughing
@@abcddcba7703 nah man
Oh.
@@molamimelon3162 sad… he lost his sense of humor
@@abcddcba7703 Indeed he has.
I like how Xavier was actually speechless for a second after the Steve Harvey comment.
He was like mmmm that hurt lol
“Piping hot comeback, Magneto!”😂
It was the verbal equivalent of the Jorge Masvidal knee
It was the sitting joke that did it for me.
I mean....that's pretty devastating...
the guy playing Magneto actually pulls it off perfectly....i can imagine him playing Magneto in an actual movie
Both are the same guy 😅
I hope that was a joke.
@@AobatrozFilms no they aren’t
@@AobatrozFilms bruh, read the effin description.
@@AobatrozFilms dude
When you realise this is really what X-Men is about, two old friends who can't decide if they love eachother or hate eachother 🤣
No, its just about moneygrab
their like a lover they breakup and then get back together
Who use young ppl seeking a father figure to fight their battles.
@@lawlaw295 Donald Trump
@@saymyname8925 I'm sorry, how much did you pay to watch this?
I would pay SO MUCH MONEY to watch Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan play this scene.
This actually does seem like something that Patrick would do. He loves doing dirty humor because everyone sees him as being so civilized.
Alejo Enriquez how much money?
Or even better have James Mcavoy & Michael Fassbender.
Ditto
+jagarcia0705 coincidentally all 4 of them are british
Magneto is the best. You should make video where both of them sit and cast mutants like america got talent commenting on silly mutants powers.
Lol that's a good idea... I am gonna totally steal that idea of yours! Hollywood here I come!
it is a good idea! Do it Pete!
Toby Kral Especially if they have to sing and dance at the same time!!!
That's a brilliant idea.
***** I am pretty sure he heard it somewhere
I love that Magneto is the only one in any of these skits that has comebacks for Professor X
jean grey managed him quite handily.
Superman did too
@@rushpan93 in fact, in the lastest video it ends with Superman telling Batman HE is fired.
Old homies… of course he got comebacks then some.
I like how this is basically the only one where the person getting fired actually holds their own. If nothing else it proves Magneto deserves the position of Prof X's rival.
Yep
Jean Grey kind of did as well, especially when she tricks him inti reading her mind and put up the image of Docking Dicks.
Xavier is in no position to fire magneto so not like he cares
Neto !
And, he had it coming. This Professor X is a dick!
I like that Xavier seems intrigued by the "neato" idea.
@@abderrahimaourir Good point.
Professor xneato
Intrigue? Or disbelief?
@@jimmysonglaugh8110 It is actually a good question. I don't know. Maybe both.
I seriously thought Professor Xavier was being sincere in his apology and for a moment, I was going to forgive his childishness (As well as "Mag-Neat-O's"! Lol).
4:36 "You ****ing Refrigerator" I burst into Laughter when he said that!!!
And that damned smile after that
He delivered that line perfectly.
I was smiling the whole time not laughing then that part happend .I fucking busted a gut laughing
Godamit me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
me too, i love this
"You look like a college basketball coach, standing on the sidelines!"
(Sotto voce): "Or in your case, sitting."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like to imagine they have these "fights" on a weekly basis and after they're both like "this is stupid" they just sorta break out into laughter with each other. Basically an overall wholesome friendship which goes to show that you don't need to agree on anything in order to get along with someone.
No but it helps especially if you cannot agree on basic issues and are so divided. What's the point? it's like when the person you know is no longer the person you met and you can't continue on the same path because you feel they've lost them self.
You fucking refrigerator... Gets me everytime. Lmao
John Connor Magnets stick to refrigerators...
John Connor In Mavel's X-men Issue #110. It was revealed magneto's dad is a refrigerator.
John Connor also its common for parents to stick their kids drawings on the refrigerator for display
Telekinesis does indeed beat magnets. Too bad Xavier doesn't have telekinesis.
Apparently he has
CaptHayfever He actually used to back in the early days. Very weak but in the earliest comics he used to show it once in a blue moon. I saw it decades ago in one of the Classic X-Men comics that were being peddled that showed the stories of the original X-Men.
Even when he DOES have telekinesis, it's no where near as strong as Magneto's powers. Plus Magneto raising a stapler is pretty scary.. he can easily shape it into something sharp and make it fly through your head...
@bryan diaz varela that is scary af
Magneto and his daughter can manipulate objects that don’t have metal in them they control the magnetic force around them Erik can only control metal and the magnetic force and he has had time to control them but his daughter Lorna has the same powers along with electrokenisis, magatism and she can control emotions like an empath I don’t know who is stronger though
Had me dying when Xavier said somebody made a wheelchair joke 😂😂
Making fun of each other's clothes was great
I"m mostly just impressed at the effort they put in to get the voices.
"You look like Mr. Clean at a job interview"
omfg so true
"You look like a tool that tells us the gender of a fetus!"
White Steve havery was funnier
I just wish he floated a gold earring to his ear right when he said that lol
Dude, I broke out laughing when he said that.
Magneto has control over the entire Electromagnetic Spectrum. That is easily one of the most OP and versatile abilities ever, something the movies never capture.
I just commented about that xD
+Aniruddha Sharma The have to lower the awesomeness level or the movies would be too boring. Just like Superman or intergalactic warlords like Thanos. They are depicted as pretty much invincible, but the characters most people love are weaker and they somehow need to win in the end.
"Something the moves never capture" he lifted the Golden Gate Bridge and a damn stadium!
Imme Matt How is that controlling the entire Electromagnetic Spectrum? Google Electromagnetic Spectrum.
Can anyone here come up with a dialogue of Professor X firing Kitty Pryde?
“One of our gifted youngsters drew this and I thought it would be nice to show it off, you f**king refrigerator” years later and this sentence is still enough to make me bust a gut
My favorite thing about this is how he had the drawing and magnet on hand implying he planned all of this out for a single joke.
I always loved how his 'nemesis' actually puts up a worthy fight.
Makes it quite enjoyable.
This was the best one! Magneto was his only match in the name game but that ending...that was gold!
Well since they are basing it on movies. He is his Ying to his Yang. But in reality Magneto would wipe the floor with Charles. Out of respect for their friendship he doesn't. Even in the worse of times they advise each other. Best frienemies ever
Ken Shamrock don’t under estimate Charles, he tries to be some what of a pacifist but god knows what someone of Charles skill could do if he were evil
@@sangun123 True. It is only because Professor X rendered Magneto catatonic that Onslaught was born. When they became Onslaught, only the combined efforts of the X-Men, Fantastic 4 AND the Avengers could stop them.
@@lorenzovonmatterhorn4756 To be honest, they showed how powerful Professor X was when he made everyone stop what they were doing just to have a conversation with Magneto. If Magneto did not have his helmet then the fight would be over before it began. Basically, they had to give the professor a handicap (ha!) to make it fair. XD
It's been 8 years and I still go back to this just to laugh.
X doesn't have telekinesis. He can't move stuff with his mind.
He can in some versions of the comics. It's kinda shady to use it as a reference point, but Imma let it slip.
He does, it's just really weak and he never uses it. When magneto kidnaps everyone and stuffs them in a power enhancing machine or apocalypse comes and chooses Xavier as one of his horsemen the power enhancement makes his telekinesis crazy strong... It would kinda make sense id cerebro enhanced it too but I've never seen him use it for that
Isn't telekinesis the ability to read minds whilst Psychokinesis the ability to move stuff with your mind?
@@riicky83 telepathy is reading minds. tele means distance. Teleport, telephone, etc. Kinesis is physical movement. Cinema (kinema), kinesology, etc. So telekinesis is moving things from a distance (which could be with your mind), Psychokinesis is moving things specifically with the mind. They're the same thing basically.
@@riicky83 Telepathy is the ability to read/project thoughts/feelings. Telekinesis/psychokinesis is the ability to move things with thought.
Tele: communicate
Kinetic: move
Pathy: feelings
Psycho: mind
"One of our gifted youngsters drew that, thought it'd be nice to show it off, you f**king refrigerator."
I wanna see him fire Deadpool
AJcaraballo95 Sorry if it took me two years to be the first comment on your comment. Lol
yes, I apologize as well.
Same
Deadpool isn't an X- men!!!! He is not a virgin!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@@skyfalldeadpool1633 no but you are 😜👍👌😉😝
“Oh, behold my power! I’m Children’s Dentist N!”
“If i were a children’s dentist named Ned, I would go by that.”
*I DIED.*
I love how magneto is the first person to actually start arguing back to Charles in this series
dude,i was like "oh snap!" when he said "you look like Mr Clean at a job interview."
then he was like "you ####ing refridgerater
Jajajajajajaja i know maan ! Jajaaja
You look like a white Steve Harvey!!
"neto's in there, like, neato" *thumbs up*
I would pay SO MUCH MONEY to watch James Mcvoy and Michael Fassbender play this scene.
You copy and pasted this comment lol.
And I would take your money and give it to Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen to do it instead.
@@Dukeflyhawker this +2000 (or any other large, arbitrary number that describes the magnitude of my concurrence with your opinion)
How much money are we talking about here ?
I personally prefer Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen
"You look like a Spartan who's REALLLY into Madonna!"
dead xD
Trojan
Pete, Professor X doesn't have telekinesis... Just max level telepathy
Umm profess x does in some comics to some extent so he does at certain times he also wore a suit that increased it once
never been remotely the point in these things lol
Joel Parshley
That was a writer going over the top, like Batman dodging bullets.
Anal Smegma
Batman dodging bullets isn't so much him dodging the bullets but rather him being faster than the aim of the shooter. So it's plausible.
Anal Smegma
and eww. gross.
"Oh ring the bell somebody made a wheelchair joke..... BOOM"
hahaha
"I don't stand a chance against you... in a 3rd grade science fair" LMAO
Finally, someone going toe to toe with Professor X.
He sounds so much like magneto it's amazing
still a better lovestory than twilight
Hey Ablaze 😂🤙🏾
i miss this joke
Jedidiah oyeyemi me too 😂😂
ABLAZE l
I can’t fucking believe you wrote this.
This is fucking incredible. I can't stop myself from laughing everytime I come back to this.
*3:57*
*Imagine One of the X-Men just walks into X's Office to see this..*
Just fucking dumbfounded at the pettiness and then slowly backing out!!!🤣🤣🤣
He/she would have to sign a non-disclosure agreement to remain on the roster.
"Oh ring the bell, somebody made a wheelchair joke," hilarious, keep up the good work sir.
Xavier is a telepathic, not a telekinetic. He can't lift jack shit with his mind.
well he could be trying to lie
Dam straight
He has had telekinesis at times in the older comics. It depended on the writers. Modern comics he doesn't, but he has had that power before, so it isn't entirely false. Just false to the modern interpretations.
I fucking love this. He actually captured the characters but he also made it legitimately funny.
the “you fucking refrigerator” line took me out 😂
"You look like a Trojan warrior who's reaaaaal into Madonna"...😂😂😂😂
That's all I needed to hear
Charles always calls him Eric
Yeah, that was the biggest error in this video. He never calls him Magneto when it's just them or they're talking. He only says Magneto when speaking about him to others.
@@SmaugUKA that and charles is not telekinetic.
@@saqwana25 Actually Charles had it tho it was very weak which was why he barely used it in the original Comics tho he does have it in the Ultimate universe
I'll never get tried rewatching this masterpiece
Magneto's costume here is still better than every movie version.
"You look like a tool that tells us the gender of a fetus" Can't stop laughing lol
Professor X of Earth-616 does not have telekinesis. Professor X from Earth-1610 (Ultimate Universe) has a small amount of telekinesis.
***** 616 Professor Xavier has used telekinetic abilities.
Huh. Good to know.
Joseph Lunan name one time.
Sener The only times he ever did anything telekinetic in the 616 universe was back in the old days of comics. He like flipped a switch or something trivial, and probably did something else. This was back when superpowers were far less defined for all the characters and you would see some crazy things that were some time later retconned and fixed. Remember Magneto using the power of magnetism to mind control people and to project his mind like astral projection? Silly things like that. 616 Xavier really does not have telekinesis in the vast majority of stories, like, by a good 99%.
1610's Xavier has low level telekinesis, but someone mentioned that he did eventually do something big like levitate a sentinel. I really hate the Ultimate comics though, so I'd have to go digging around to find this... I don't really want to.
Which every writer since has ignored, and also, these videos are clearly based on the movies.
I feel like people really underestimate magneto's power, he controls and creates magnetic feilds of all kinds, his powers work on more than just metal and he has demonstrated the ability to disrupt electrical signals in his enemies nervous systems rendering them temporarily useless
He even controlled the magnetic fields of entire planets in some of the comics. Also, I'm not certain if my memory is right on this one, but I think I remember an "alternate timeline" story in which Magneto pretty much could sense and control magnetic fields from across the universe like it was nothing.
(I say my memory may or may not be right on that last one, because I'm not certain if it was actually a Marvel comic, or somewthing that I once saw which was made by a rather talented fan... it's been at least 20 years since I've actually read the comics, and delved into fan-arts for the comics, so the few things I still remember might have gotten a bit mixed up)
@@EvilFookaire Yeah, I feel like this sketch is a fair example of "know your audience", by which I mean I'm certain Pete Homes + whichever contributing co-writers were/are bright enough to have made a stop by some sort of online comic/superhero encyclopedia (that is, if weren't they already thoroughly familiar with the X-Men comics' canon powers from childhood already, of course), and probably deliberately decided to stick with the far more widely-known movie-version of Magneto's powers being nerfed/constrained to simply very powerful ferromagnetism manipulation. Keeps the banter quite a bit more competitive too, heh.
lol hes a comic book villian. of course he can do any dumb thing the writer wants him to. wolverine beat the hulk. because that makes sense. no one is underestimating anything
@@SoLoReTriButioN Wolw vs Hulk sounds cool tho
2 animal like heroea going at it
🐯 vs 🐸
I mean magneto should be super op with the level of control and power he has demonstrated coupled with the fact that we all have iron in our blood.......
I love that they actually battled each other with insults
"You look like a tool that tells us the gender of a fetus."
I had to pause the video, I was laughing so hard I nearly cried. Thank you Mr. Holmes for making these and making my day significantly happier.
You look like a white Steve Harvey.
-lmao
........ouch.....
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Got em
Charles totally felt that one!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
How the hell am I just NOW finding these!?
"This helmet is ingenious it prevents you from reading my thoughts!" -Magneto
"And does the cape do that as well? Or do you just like looking like a live action roleplaying nerd?"-Prof. X
Make a series of Magneto firing all of the Brotherhood members now!
I would love to see that!
It would make sense since some of them are useless
Magneto: Sabertooth, you're fired!
Hm, unlike most, I won't point out that Prof. X does not have telekinetic powers (I think maybe in some parallel universe he did) but instead I'll put out that the name "Magneto" is not "Magnet-O", its a device. A magneto is an electrical generator that uses permanent magnets to produce periodic pulses of alternating current. And I'd have to say that Magneto's powers are on a level that telekinesis would not at all beat magnetic powers to his level. THAT ASIDE....funny and I loved it. It's nice seeing someone that can go toe to toe with Prof. X of the Ex-Men.
The Trojan warrior who's really into Madonna kills me every time XD
"Piping hot comeback magnet man!" gets me every single time lmao
They dishing insults like a slapping contest.
I love it.
From the Marvel Wiki: "Professor X formerly also possessed low-level telekinetic abilities, though these seem to no longer exist. They seem to be part of his genes however, as Cassandra Nova has telekinetic abilities and is basically a clone of Xavier."
Professor X couldn't lift a plane, but it's a perfectly reasonable boast during the context of trash talking. Also, he says "Mags" not "Max". This is easily the best video yet. Well done.
except for magneto cuz of his helmet, he could make everyone believe he was levitating tho :P
Magnus is the name Magneto assumed after the war.
Actually, Magneto's name is Max Eisenhardt, as we learn in X-men: Magneto Testament
Hi
“You look like mr clean on a job interview”
*charles is slightly irritated*
The sound it makes when he hits his helmet with the magnet... I fucking die every time. 4:27 And his look, holy shit. Perfect scene. I wonder how many takes that took. Hahaha.
"You look like a white Steve Harvey." I about lost it.
Same
"You fucking refrigerator."
this made my day !!
I love how it's a drawing of Beast and Professor X at the mansion having fun, even has the X-jet Blackbird in the sky😂
“OHHHHHH! Ring the bell, somebody’s made a wheelchair joke.”
I lost it at "You look like a white Steve Harvey" 😂
"You fucking refrigerator." will forever be ingrained in my mind.
The voice acting is amazing, Id have to admit that. And the skits are funny.
It's hilarious how one of the only people who can not only withstand but combat Xavier's insults is his own arch nemesis
So this is how Professor X and Megneto became enemies because they frequently bullied each other.
Hands down the best one. My god it's just marvelous.
"Behold my power, I'm Children's Dentist N" 😂😂😂
It's funny, but in the comics Xavier really could be this much of a jerk.
"Charles, we're being silly…" Only Max and Charles cause each other to spontaneously become two-year-olds...
New Ex-Men! Professor X tries to fire his nemesis. #PeteHolmes #XMen
Great work make one of beast
pro.x you look like dr.evil before the scar
Professor X you look like Lance Armstrong's lost testicle...
Come on Pete! We hold you to a higher standard bro. Professor Xavier does not have telekinesis.
Jw Smith I peeped the epic fuck up in the skit but Pete is golden so we have to let him have it. Lol
If this was some self proclaimed "comic geek channel" like Varient and they said that then it would be all thumbs down.
"You Fckn Refrigerator" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This sums their relationship up so much better than the movies do
when magneto said "you look like mr clean at a job interview" i just lost it.
You look like a white Steve Harvey won it for me
Joel Parshley Same. Spot on.
"You look like Mr. Clean at a job interview." 😂😂😂😂
magneto: you look like a white Steve harvy
Xavier: ouhh
I wanna see more Prof X versus Magneto arguments on this show. They are each other’s match!
This guy would be great as Dr Evil.
"Trojan warrior who's really into Madonna" hahahha
This is still the best. The slams, the snaps, oh lawwwdy lawwwwdy lawwwwdy! Parts of me hurt from the guffaws.
3:19 "Oh, for real?"
PERFECT delivery
“And does the cape do that as well?” Lost it there
I was smiling throughout but the ending I burst out laughing and couldnt stop. This was so well done.
"Oh, for real?"
XD
Gets me every time lol
I love how confident he is about people liking the "neato" part of his name. He sounds like he got honest positive feedback on that.
Professor X is a telepath not a telekinesist... that'S Jean grey who got both
He's both, but both Jean Grey's telekinetic and his telepathic abilities are stronger than his telekinesis.
Marqan Prof X does not have any level of TK.
Marqan Charles Xavier has *never* demonstrated any form of telekinesis, because he doesn't possess telekinesis.
Jean Grey does have both telepathy and telekinesis.
Please stop demonstrating your ignorance in the comments of this video, you've done it twice so far and I'm only 2 comments down the list...
(Side note: Jean Grey has been my favorite Marvel character since I began reading comics as a child in the early 80's.)
Disturbed0ne Amusing how you indicate that you've read my other comments yet you were unable to understand the one that answers the question. I'm gonna paste it here, maybe a 2nd read will help you:
"Marvel has infinite number of universes and at least in one of them he has telekinesis.
Since the characters have similar powers in the universes you can speculate that the Prof not using his telekinesis in the original universe can be something like Cyclops not being able to control his optic blasts."
Marqan there is a reason cyclop can,t control is eyeblast in the main universe, and that's because of a head injury he got as a kid... There is no such thing in Xavier background
" you look like Mr . clean at a job interview" LMfao
LOL this back and forth is hilarious
This is DEFINITELY my favorite episode in this series. 👍
Professor x doesn't have the power of telekinesis
Just love how they nearly hate each other in this discussion, could kill one another, but just throw insults at each other as best friends would do when angry. xD
Magneato is confident.
"You can't fire me, I quit!"
Either I’m in the right mood for this or the writing is brilliant
Yep! Pete Holmes is pretty much the best thing to come out of College Humour.
'I use my mind so should i be called MIND-O???'
I died lmao
"What's your 900 number again?" I don't get it. Do you?