If You See Something, You Should Say Something. Mal Hall
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- Опубликовано: 17 апр 2024
- If you see something, you should say something, or at least that's how Mal Hall feels in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Mal talks about the importance of saying something when you see someone leave the bathroom without washing their hands. Whether you're someone who has a see something say something attitude, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Mal Hall is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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I raised 3 boys and I can tell you if we are ever sharing snacks, chips, popcorn etc. they can't touch it until they've washed their hands and you always have that one kid that'll pretend he washed his hands by just quickly wetting his hands, that one would have to wash his hands in front of me before he could eat. Lol
Lol that's even worse... he's just giving the germs a nice moist environment to spread with, and then getting the clean towel soaked with them!
What bugs me most is people whose hand-washing technique is just putting some soap on their dry hands, then turning on the water and _immediately just rinsing off the soap,_ rubbing their hands for like 5 seconds under the water uselessly with no soap bubbles or anything. These people scare me cause they actually _think_ they're washing their hands and thus will confidently touch things like they've beem cleaned...
Why three "boys"? Why not just three "kids?" Sexist, much?
I did have one boy that would make a noise with his mouth that sounded like running water. That sounds even harder than just washing your hands in the first place. But he was busted! Makes me laugh now...😂
"See something, say somthing" - that was hilarious
I wasn't curious about which parent was which until he brought it up.
Same here but then figured Dad is Black as doesn't have an Asian name,
@@adwood201Makes sense. Also since Asian women in the U.S. marry outside their race more than black women do - more than any other group does, in fact.
I didn’t care either until he brought it up 😂😂😂😂
Right?! "Don't push the red button!" And then the video ended before we got the answer!!! Now we're gonna have to Google it!🤣
My sister and brother are half white, half black. Total strangers walk up to my sister and ask, "so, what are you?" I told her to answer, "more polite than you" and walk away.
I was in a restaurant saw an employee in the bathroom and she didn't wash her hands. And then I went to the restaurant to find out where she was and she had her arm elbow deep in the lettuce. Yes I Told the Manager . And I walked right up to the counter and pointed right at her and said that's her right there lol.. . I'm glad I wasn't eating there. I was just using the restroom I'm a Doordasher.. 😊
Great job. 👏 👏 👏
If you see something... 👀
Thank you for doing your part to save us from the fools that would ensure our downfall! I hope they disciplined her. Even if they didn't care about the hygiene, they care about customer complaints that could spread and cost them money, and making money isn't easy in the restaurant business.
yeah, she was most likely just checking her phone though lol
The only reason I can think she may not have washed her hands in the restroom is because she knew she'd be touching the door handle to get out and needed to rewash her hands anyway, so she washed up in the kitchen hand washing sink. At least, that's what I'm hoping and telling myself for the sake of everyone who ever ate there. 😆
He's a cutie!☺️ Funny material - the "guy from the bathroom" being a little boy cracked me up! What a character. His lead-ups to the stories are great.😊
We're at Panda Express, ask the Mexicans 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
FU
YES!!😂
Its been a long time since i have laughed 😂 thanks a bunch sir. Also i must admit that I have been guilty of getting into a fight with someone because they didnt wash their hands and they had the nerve to put their bare hands in the ice for beverages. Also when i put a scoop in the ice they refused to use it . I lost it on them but i have no regrets. Men touch their dingalings when they pee . I dont want dingaling germs in my ice!!!
Dingalings 🤣🤣🤣
😅
Truth! 😂😂😂
I thought he was an adult not a child 😂😂😂😂
Same! LOL! 😆
That was the joke 😜 best part of the video 🤣🤣
Same, but still gross.
I think we all did lol
❤Mal Hall❤ hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing..
"It's just vegans in there...dying slowly." 🤣
You're good...I can see you going somewhere with your comedy....straight up funny good story telling.
But which one is it???
Cliffhanger ending
By his last name I am assuming his dad is black and his mom is asian.
Teach em' when they're young 😂
He was just 5 but he stll didn't wash his hands. Still gross.
vashmatrix5769 It's ironic when you see a mom or dad teaching the child how to wash their hands after using the toilet, then you see that same parent NOT wash their hands!
I believe in preventive maintenance….offer them Purrell in front of their table! Say “I noticed we were out of Purrell in the restroom and you need some”!
Same with bad breath-offer them gum or mints before they need them
PERFECT ENDING OF THE CLIP! 😂😂😂😂
YES!
Hilarious. 😂
Funny! The “see something say something” campaign was popular at my job years ago. I found it to be annoying so I thoroughly enjoyed his sketch 😂 about it…Thank-you.
My knowing about people, both genders, who don't wash their hands after they use the toilet is the reason I stopped shaking hands BEFORE COVID!
I won't touch the bathroom door knob with my bare hand, I use the paper towel I dried my hands with.
That's a good idea, I'm gonna do that. Or not do that, as it were 😄
@@katiedrew4708Also everything in the bathroom. And the toilet seat 😬🤢
OMG! So funny! I live in NY and Whole Foods are intense.
And they end it right there!?! The suspense is killin me!! Hahaha youre funny man keep it up brother!
I spit coffee! Mal Hall is 🔥
I love this guy!!
Video: [ends]
Us: "But seriously though... _which one's Black and which one's Asian!?"_
Super funny to me because my son and his wife are this mixed couple. And no, I'm not gonna tell you who is who! 🤣🤣🤣
I am this couple. I am black. My wife is Asian. Let’s just imagine that until we find the real answer…cause I wanna know too
Don't do that! It's your people too.
@@davidretondo2871 He told the audience he was gonna tell them anyway, because they're nice people. But then the clip ended without him telling us. So we must not be nice people. 🙁
@@SomeRUclipsTravelerI think it’s perfect that the clip cut off there. I imagined him saying “both parents are half” after that 😂
What gets me are the people who do not wash their hands grab the door handle that we all grab, those of us who do wash. That is why I use my sleeve over my hand on doorknobs.
Dude I saw you as a high schooler at Lestats in north park . You’re awesome. Good to see you again!
Very much❤this a great comedian x10.
Great energy 😂👏
My favorite part is how the end cut off 😂
He's really gonna keep me hanging like that?
Dry Bar edits the end with a "hook". Nice.
I was just in an airport where the handicap stall had a sink. I washed my hands in the stall and the looks I got and the shame I felt as I left the stall and walked out of the restroom. 😮
I was eating dinner watching this. Don't think I can finish
Dude killed me when he said the son was 5 or 6. Great comedy by a funny comedian.
I used to go to my local Nissan dealership for repairs. I quit going there when I witnessed the same service writer, on 2 different occasions, come out of the restroom well before the toilet or urinal finished flushing. (The waiting room is just outside the restrooms) The reason I quit going there had nothing to do with the fact they well overcharge for services. 😂
I am laughing so hard it hurts! Really good stuff.
i love how the video cuts off right before i get the reward for the shame i just suffered
Ain't nothin' chill about the vibe in Whole Foods.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my gosh he’s hilarious
Everyone who COMMONLY doesn’t wash their hands after using the toilet should be put on a watchlist, if not a blacklist.
Peeping Toms would have a field day 😂
I saw it when my kids were little in a bathroom. I just looked at her. She stuck her head back in and explained that she wasn’t going to touch “ that filthy sink”.
Saw a kitchen employee walk to the urinal, toss his apron covered with flour over his shoulder, finish, put the apron back to the front and walk out.
I walked out of the restaurant....but didn't say anything!
What a cliff hanger!!! Which parent is black?!?! 😂
My money's on the dad. Do you really see a black woman with an asian man? Maybe im racist but i just dont see it 🤣
Yea u racist 🤷 n dats crazy cus u dont bath twice a day 😂😂😂😂@lovepeacejoyhappiness
@@lovepeacejoyhappiness yea u racist 🤷 but dats crazy cus u dont shower twice a day nor do u brush ur teeth three times a day 😂😂😂😂
I didn't say anything but my 3-year-old daughter pointed her finger at the lady that was sitting back down & said "Mommy she didn't wash her hands" really loud on our way back to our table! It was hilarious & I didn't even reprimand her for it because my daughter at 3 years old was right! How nasty 🤢
Love his laugh 😄
Yes!!! I fully agree with the see something say something. This was an excellent set! More please!
Dope to see Mal killing it on DryBar 🔥
Awesome Mal!
Kinda surprised he did not work a Tiger Woods reference into this routine. Is Mal the GOAT of half-black-half-asian comics? Great conedy and very original.
But sir, there's a whole lotta hours you are not in the store , with lots of gross out people not washing hands after doing pooping. Eventually you just need to remember that's why we have immune system.
The cut off was perfect
Hypes the which one is which question, says he'll answer it, then the video cuts off 😂
Brilliant! Solid gold!
Too funny; want some more!
And THAT'S why I never buy anything that's unwrapped in a bulk bin!
Hilarious! I live in Texas & I absolutely freaked out the 1st I saw Mexicans cooking Chinese food - my mind was on tilt but the food was good though🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
I saw a DOCTOR come out of the stall without washing his hands at the clinic where he was the sole practitioner.
That is horrifying. I definitely never would have gone back to that clinic and that’s DEFINITELY a see something day something moment 🤢🦠
9:46 Me too, I want to know now!
He is so funny 😂, wow!!!
You should wash your hands before you touch your genitals before going to the bathroom. (Which no one does) for your safety. Washing your hands after you use the restroom helps other peoples health and hygiene not your own.
Oh no I absolutely wash my hands first.
Given a choice I would rather have an issue with my tummy over an issue downstairs.
Where do you wash your hands, when you wash them before going to the washroom? In the toilet bowl? Because by the time you touch the washroom stall door, washing your hands means squat lol
Seriously? You wash your hands at the sink. You then take a napkin to close the stall door. You use a napkin to open the stall door and! to pump the soap and or open the faucet if necessary. Generalisations - sigh.
@@spicesmiles I sure am glad I'm not that filthy, lol
@@realemonful IDK about you, but I'm a guy... I wash my hands and the dispenser and faucet are automatic 99% of the time.
I go to a urinal which means that the only thing that I touch is myself.
Then I wash my hands, dry, and use the napkin to open the door. Of course most doors are open to the outside, have a foot handle, or a sleeve handle.
😂😂😂
Illl admit was t feeling himat first but but the emd of the clip, im a fan
Those ppl eating nachos will blame the restaurant for getting sick
He should tell the next person who asks which parent is black and which is Asian: "My mom is black, and my uncle is Asian."
When I was still working in the office there were men peeing on the toilet seats in the men’s restrooms on my floor. There weren’t many men working in my floor so I had a pretty good idea who it was. I called him out in the bathroom one day after it was obvious what he did.
No fight but it was awkward. There was less pee on the toilet seats after that though, so there must have been one more of them.
Young people, you will never arrive in a place where all the adults act their age!
Women pee on the toilet seats too when they hover above them too pee. It’s a simple courtesy to just wipe them off after though, no matter who you are. Toilets are loaded with bacteria 🤢🦠
I wanna know which parent!! 😂😂😂
VERY funny! 😆 🤣
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This guy already had me working on my abs, I expect to certainly have a 6 pack starting with 5:28, I know my neighbors heard me by that time… 🤣🤣🤣 From the start, I totally thought of an old coworker who used to bring in PLUMP, delicious chocolate covered strawberries. As I was at the sink, washing my hands, that chick came out of the stall, immediately going towards the door, until she looked in the mirror and saw my face!!! 😳😳😳
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I didn’t a word he said . Couldn’t stop looking at those caterpillars as eyebrows 😂😂
Nooooooooo! He was about to tell us. Why did you cut the video there?
😂😂😂
Not in a ladies room.
Not true- I work with nasty chicks that poop and walk out.
This guy is OK. He is funny…😅
If this guy ever finds out about how things get on store shelves he'll have a fit. The shopper in the restroom is the least of your worries lol.
Just as an aside, am I the only person that can use the restroom and not get sht or pss all over my hands?
Lady w a mask on in the audience. Hahahha😅
STILL!!. They really scared some ppl from ever getting adequate o² levels in public...she might wear it when she's alone in her car also. 😂
This video is great!
😂😅good fresh stuff
Didn’t miss! Well done!
I reckon which parent is caucasian/black/asian/hispanic makes a diffetence
You cannot do that at taco smell. I said something and the management called the cops on me ! FK taco smell !
Shame! Shame! Shame! That would have been a hilarious scene!
You are good!!!!!
Man, that was funny! A lot of these comedians are great …. But that had me truly laughing.
hilarious! I googled still dont know which parent is which :0)
Very funny 😂
Great jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was going to tell us but it got cutoff. By his last name I am assuming his dad is black and his mom is asian.
his mum black and dad Chinese that is a chef his mum love Chinese food
🤣 everyones half black/half asian. Drive by samari!
Funny guy but the line about the 5 year old should have been "thats when his mom said....He is 5!"
Funny guy! I gave this video a thumbs up for the comedian, but if I could I would give the channel a thumbs down because the video was cut short when he was about to tell us which parent was black and which was asian. 🤔
PS
I bet his father is black and his mother is asian. That's more realistic then the other way around. 😊
Lol i said a very similar thing in a reply 👆 up there
Both half black Asian...LMAO
This guy was alright. But I will say, comedy is about being relatable or at least believable. I don't think anyone as ever asked him those stupid questions about the Chinese food or the pandas. That was just a story he made up thinking it's funny. It wasn't bad. It was worth a mild chuckle. I would equate it to when my mom told me this joke, "What's black and white and red all over?", "A newspaper". I laughed because my mom laughed, so i knew it was funny. But being six years old, I had no clue what a newspaper was. I was totally wrong with what i was thinking. When she asked me that question, I thought "My baby brothers butt when after you caught him naked playing in the ashes of the fire place."
You didn't know what a newspaper was at six? You must be pretty young wow
I agree with your point though, as he was saying it I was also thinking "Yeah nobody asked you that"
He just wanted to mention the thing I've heard 20 comedians say, that the people working at Panda are generally Mexican
Produce area of grocery store.... emotional support animal messes on floor...it gets cleaned up.....next trip in, same store, see the clerk just pick up a green pepper from the floor and back onto the display stack. ALWAYS wash your produce peeps!
I mean yeah, obviously wash your produce, before it got to the store it was in multiple warehouses with dust, dirt, insects, and uh other pests.
The floor of the salesfloor is one of the cleanest places that produce has EVER been before you buy it 😂😂😂
Most produce isn't washed at store level.
If I had been at this show, I would have yelled out "So who IS half blck and half as!an?"
Wow, a lazy potshot at vegans? The rules are, if you punch upwards, it's comedy. If you punch downwards, it's bullying.
But sir, there's a whole lotta hours you are not in the store , with lots of gross out people not washing hands after doing pooping. Eventually you just need to remember that's why we have immune system.