Bert Kreischer Breaks Down His Favorite Snacks | Snacked
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- Опубликовано: 3 май 2024
- Bert Kreischer is a hilarious stand-up comedian, infamous party animal, and beloved member of the First We Feast family, whose new movie, The Machine, hits theaters on May 26. But when Bert isn’t drinking Russian gangsters under the table, he’s approaching snacking with the same level of debauchery and reckless abandon found in his standup routine. From the patriotic splendor found in a pack of Double Stuf Oreos, to an outrageous love affair with the Holy Trinity of American potato chips, Bert breaks down the dos and don’ts for snacking like the Machine.
CHAPTERS
00:00 - 00:26 - Intro
00:26 - 01:24 - Combos
01:24 - 02:20 - Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos
02:20 - 03:14 - Double Stuf Oreos
03:14 - 4:04 - Nutter Butter
04:04 - 04:33 - Rap Snacks
04:33 - 05:31 - FlipSlides
05:31 - 07:30 - Lay's, Ruffles, and Pringles (The Three Sisters)
07:30 - 8:07 - Shopping List + Outro
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Thumbs up if Bert just made you want to marry a can of Pringles...
Marry? Maybe finger
It’s making him want to buy bots and likes for this… There’s literally a bot account that has a comment on how “she hates Bert” on a Joe Rogan show recently
My hand gets stuck in the can. Just like it did with my last girlfriend.
So glad i’m not the only one with an olympic snack eating body :-D
Baked potato paste? NO. I love chips.
It's impressive how the First We Feast producers were able to cut Bert down to just 8 minutes, especially when it comes to snacks lol
That's so unbelievably accurate
Magic of editing. I'm a content creator and currently edit my first review. I bet there is at least more than an hour of footage here. Lol
I thought you were going to say 8 snacks lol
They have hours on the cutting room floor!🤣
420th like😂
finally, an episode from someone who clearly likes snacks
This man knows hands down
Steve O?
We tell by his belly, Ha. I'm trying all of this snacks
I swear if they threw at him a snack he's never had, he would react the exact same way. "The best snack ever" and throws in a specific story.
Yes he is the main character in his own story, figuratively and literally.
Well yes, cause he's a liar.
Bert describing the 3 sisters was just perfect. 😗 🤌
I love how bert made an entire storyline about 3 chip company's.
Bert, what’s your favorite snack?
Bert: yes
Came to post but you beat me to it 😂
Hilarious how effortlessly Bert opens that pack of Combos
he's had practice
I'm pretty sure every snack is Bart's favorite
It’s Bert.
@@lastnamesonly1612 it's Burnt.
It's Bart, for sure
Plastic bags, couch cushions, anything a wild hog or raccoon can eat is his favorite.
I literally laughed out loud haha
Dude knows his snacks. Purple Doritos & the honey bbq fritos are impossible to not eat a ton of.
The classic/plain chip analogy will forever go down in SNACKED history😂😂😂🔥
"You ever had a chef make dinner at your house?"
These comedians. So relatable.
Look at this man …. His favorite snack is whatever is in his mouth.
ok
That’s what she said.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can't wait to hear how much he loves everything.
First we feast: "what's your favorite snacks?"
Bert: "yes"
Bert makes me realize I need to change my eating habits 😂
At the very least you can't say the intro was off brand for Burnt
This is Snacked’s wildest interview yet and Bert killed it! So glad FwF didn’t bleep anything!
Didn't censor??? Pfff this is bert, who knows what we didn't hear!?
You can tell Bert is joking because his shirt is off
Yes Bert, we've all had a chef prepare a meal at our house. Impressive job making it something we can all relate to. 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Here for this comment 😂😂
Haha .
Thanks Ian for being THAT guy 😒
Oh geez. Watch out...there's a perpetual victim in the comments.
Description of the chips was awesome
no one:
bert half a second into the video: THE MACHINE
I got to appreciate his personification of these three snacks. That just got me to fall in love every single one of them all over again
So poetic!! I want all the snacks!
The 3 sisters analogy was great haha. Excited to see the movie!
Bert was spot on with the chip comparison, I freaking love Bert man.
3:17 here comes baby walrus hahaha. Love it!
Bert and I have several snacks in common. We also have our body type in common. 😂😘
This an unironically great video from Berty.
True. Those 3 chips really define 🇺🇸. God Bless 🇺🇸 and our snacks!
I swear the spicy sweet chili goes harder than anything. Bert I’ve always loved you and now I love you 100x more. LETS FEASSSTTTT
Those Doritos and the greatest thing ever invented by human hands
Hot take ruffles r f tier… HOWEVER with a sour cream n onion dip s tier
Random fact: the Doritos that are marketed as Spicy Sweet Chilli flavour in America are called ‘Thai sweet chilli’ in New Zealand 🇳🇿
I wonder if the “Sweet Chili Heat!” that we have in Canada is the same flavour. The bag is black though, not purple.
These are some of my favorites too. Wow
He has multiple stories for everything and I get how some people don’t like it but it’s impressive 😂
Those combos snack are fire amazing
Bart prepping for his first heart attack
Next time this needs a drink accompaniment! I almost died of thirst watching this😫🥵
Combos are also one of my go to snacks 🤘
omfg the sisters! he explains them so well!!
This man knows how to choose a snack. My favorite Doritos flavor is the Salsa Verde in the green bag. I would also recommend the crunchy jalapeno Cheetos. They are spicy, cheesy, and oh so good. As far as crackers, nothing beats a Chicken in a Biscuit. We can thank my eldest sister for introducing me to those.
Do you remember how the Salsa Verde Doritos tasted in the 90s?🔥And also, do you remember those Swiss Cheese crackers that were shaped like swiss cheese? They need to bring those back🔥
Thanks Bert, now I have to buy a bag sweet chili Doritos 🤤
I have never seen Rap Snacks before. I will have to keep an eye to try them. About to hit up all the local stores.
Best episode by far
Talking with your mouth full. Comedy gold
After dealing with a severe abdominal issue for almost a year now and being on a bland diet with raw fruits and vegetables... These fake, salty, sugary, highly processed foods look SO GOOD. I miss them so much 🥺
Please release the 2 hour long director's cut
kriescher really talked about a personal chef likes it relatable lol
Bert is perfect for this. What a showman
Thanks for getting me hooked on Buffalo Blue Cheese combos
The 3 sisters thing was the best 😂
I have not idea who is he, but his selection of snacks is insane🔥🔥🔥
(Fake laughter-wheeze)
***PHWEEeEEeEeE-HEEE-HEEEE***”
Just tried spicy sweet chili Doritos with Tostitos queso dip for the first time I was in heaven!
If you're getting these snacks, you'll be put in the DEA watchlist 😭
Ahh old "bert it didnt really happen 2 more shots please kreischer". Lol
Best episode ever I love all those snacks...my favs sweet chili Doritos...been eating those since they came out...try Franks sweet chili sauce on a roast beef sandwich or chicken nuggets it's good on everything
best episode they’ve ever done. high snacks with the machine are elite 🔥
All that plus a gallon of Kool-Aid every day.
RIP Bert Kreisher
Okay, but this obviously the abridged version. Please release the full 10 hour video
He nailed the chip descriptions 😂
How can people hate Bert? I thought this video was a couple minutes. Those 8 minutes flew by. The three sisters analogy was hilarious, "don't bring the horses back wet". C'mon dude. Bert haters are wrong.
I just can’t believe still that he said, “if you want a SWEET snack” I’m reference to butter butters AFTER talking about double stuff oreos
Can't wait to see the new movie!
Them spicy sweet chili Doritos are next level
I love combos too
his story of his wife eating Doritos is so sweet
I have all but 3 of these currently in my pantry
Awesome!
Potato chips as three sisters was my favorite😂
I love flipside pretzel crackers! That's so good! I remember there being two other flavors, those being cheddar and garlic herb. Sadly, then not around anymore. At least they're not available where I am. Kellogg's, if you're watching this, please bring back those flavors of townhouse flipside crackers.
I also love combos. Personally, I love the pizza ones the best.
Them pizza combos are the goat 🐐
short clip: everything! lol
The spicy sweet chili Doritos did a collage with jack links. It’s 🔥
Well now I know what to load up on before I go see Bert when he hits MA again 🤷🤣
Lays Ruffles and Pringles yeah the trifecta. I've had every single one of them I've grown up with every single one of them down to last year I was eating chili and lime I think it was spicy Pringles God its so good man.
Can we jus appreciate the perfect sister analogy wit the potato chips⁉️⁉️
Bert is like if a 90's soda company marketing team came to life
Plain potato chips are only good with dip. I would never choose to eat alone when there is an entire isle of flavors to choose from
Why is everything on his list my favorite stuff lol
Sweet with that spicy kick.
Bert you are soo soo soo funny 🤣 can't wait to see your new movie?
"Rap snacks rock" this made me chuckle as a rock fan.
Its impressive how this man is still alive sweet Jesus
Oh right, just like when a private chef cooks in my kitchen, so relatable
He wasn't talking about a private chef. He was neighbors with Roy Choi before either of them were really famous. You're allowed to be friends with a chef too.
How is this not an hour long video?
Awesome
Always a good choice with Bert. Though goes too quick, what flavor Combos?
Now I've never had this specific Doritos one day hopefully though. But I have eaten Doritos so somewhat relatable
that panda daytona is crispyyyyyy
Bert’s favorite snacks consist of a high school stoners gas station run on the way home after hot boxing the car with the boys (or girls) on a Friday night.
He makes it so interesting
Counting "Rap Snacks" as one thing is like counting breakfast cereal as one thing. Boosie's hot chips are way different from Niki Minaj's truffle cheese puffs
I've never heard of combos that's new to me. It looks good though
Watch this while buzzed and drinking to make it better.
Ruffles, Pringles, and Lays are the squash, corn, and beans of the snacking world
This was the most entertaining of these so far
I counted 4 baby walrus moments. Iykyk
This mans snacks! 👌
I will watch anything with Bert in it.