HOW THEY MAKE US VOTE - Vir Das - Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 12 окт 2019
- Here's a short video on how election slogans work and how we are psychologically motivated into Voting :-) Just me messing around at a club. Also...jokes...calm your pants.
Do give it a share if you like it. Also catch my new show the 'Loved' Tour as it does a world tour starting November!
Cities and Tickets: www.virdas.in/tour 
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This guy deserves more movies than some star born sons
He is. He was the main actor in andhadhun
@@AnkitKumar-mt8mj the lead actor is ayushmaan
@@AnkitKumar-mt8mj that sarcasm, i like that.
What movie.. Think of the last 10 movies released, where does he fits as the lead role..
Star born sons can't match his world wide fame in a thousand years.
If u have doubts watch his Netflix show and standup on Conan.
This guy deserves an Indian late night show. We do too. PLEASE SOMEBODY MAKE IT. I can't survive 5 years without it. Please!
I agree, let's replace Lilly Singh with this guy.
@@nathanracher2911 Don't pit celebs against each other... not cool.
word.... now we know wht to replace koffe with karan with.
@@muhammedshaheen2744 exactly
@@nathanracher2911 you can't, she's Canadian and Vir's Indian 😜
The fact that Nehru, Indira can be said but Amit Shah is beeped.
Well, the first 2 are dead. Last one can make you dead.
That's because vir likes to take morning walk with his dog.
Well ! Indira couldn't be said during 75 either.
BTW I agree with the last one.
@@avinashmishra6863 True. But Indira needed to impose emergency to have that kind of fear, current regime doesn't.
@@kushalvora7682 what's with assassinations and morning walks?
I saw one poster from bihar election about nitish kumar....
"Kyu kare dusara vichar
Thik hi toh hai nitish kumar"
😂😂😂
Last time, it was, "Bihar me bahaar ho, Nitishe Kumar ho!"
@@Uran.Khatola i heard it as "bihar me bahar ho Nitish -ko-maro"
@@alien8982 😂😂
@@alien8982 oh shit 😂😂 😂
Vir sounds like he's had enough. He's fed up. 😄
Not at all.
😂 aren't we all
Yeah...like many of us.
So you're the guy who's comment was asskicked by Vir
@@sumannath806 when?
Atul Khatri tickets: 750
Vir Das tickets: 500 (better comedy)
Depends on the location as well.
Both are best even atuls good
@@richardlobo88 it does
Absolutely true. Atul is comedy for comedy's sake, Vir is a class apart
Bro usually it is 1500.
"You didn't expect layered samosa jokes this evening, did you, ladies and gentlemen ... that's why the tickets are 499" ... 😂😂😂😂😂
‘He’s not the other guy’ - 2019 elections in a nutshell
Not just in India, I can tell you that 😟
Better of the bad options
it's India's politics in a nutshell dear.
No One:
Literally No One:
Vir Das: Uploads video full of Hindi (without subtitles) to promote a world tour.
Vir das's face is like mixing of Ayushmann Khurrana & Diljit Dosanjh 🤔
yeah same I felt like more Ayushman
True
Oh shit yeahhhhh 🤣
Holy shit😂😂😂😂😂
Nailed it 😂😂😂
Politicians are doing comedy and comedians are talking about country
It was funny the first 10234 times.
@@PetrolSniffingDoofus 177013
And that's why comedians just talk...
And politicians do policy changes...
It's funny how the most important pawn in a democracy a politician is almost a word for corrupt ppl...
This is the perfect tactic of communists who have nailed it deep in you...
@@putmyfistinherlikecivilrig1023 bro.........wtf?
@@sidhantjasrotia220 Its not Wat the fuck... It's a fucking fact....
World wide what is the common man's perception of a politician, most think a politician is a synonym of corrupt,bigot,fascists,lazy,money mongers etc... It's what the communists owned media has been imprinting the public since its inception.... That's y MSM is crumbling now and these comedians are one of the last presstitutes of communists...
Hail China! Hail the communist party..
One of the most underrated fine talent, actor and comedian that our country has produced. Take a bow, Vir 🙌
This is comedy.
Humor is used to recognize the contradictions in power structures and with the people who hold power. This is the 21st century response to power.
Good luck and be strong Vir Das.
He is getting in the zone where he thinks he can do comedy without doing comedy...nd the wierd part is he is thinking right....😅😅
Yea many famous people do that.. their quality deteoroit gradually as they become famous
Thats a great point because a lot of people when asked why they voted for Modi answered "what was the other option?"
Thats why all Modi did was prove how much of a pappu Rahul is.
Modi gov did other things and efficiently too. But since people keep believing most of what these bunch of stand up comedians say, they carry this impression of " THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOTHING".
@@jayantjha4970 Modi's strategy:
Do Rs. 10 worth of Work. And Rs. 90 worth of advertising and lies about it.
@@jayantjha4970 keeping aside the Marketing and all the useless overhyped nationalism, what substantially has changed in India which wasnt there during congress? Economy still same, health still same, education still same, jobs worse, environment still same. Then what was he being so superman about himself while campaigning?
@@discorddiscord7054 bro come out of ur home and see the real world now, it's been 5 years u r sleeping. Education has improved and literacy rate increased. people started planning of discarding British era of education system. Health benefits increased and more remote people r accessible to doctors now. More countries r bringing business with India which by default improving economy. More jobs r available now and infact more startup culture is also getting support which by default increase more job. And bro let me inform u when swatch Bharat abhiyan started. More rivers got cleaned up and still in process. Now at least try to keen ur city clean out of wastes and shitty ideas..
@@amitsharma-jd1ub Haha yes carry on please...India has explore the black hole, won over china, invented spaceship to travel at speed of light, cured cancer and baldness. 🤣
Say everything, cz no ones asking for proof these days.
Experts have proved that Ganga is still as dirty as before even after so many programs. Climate has gone worse in India. Jobs have declined which everyone knows except you I guess. Small Business have shut down in India. GDP growth rate has been lowest since last 20 years. Press freedom index has dropped.
Any other praise bro? You can say India has invented time machine and modi ji has become immortal. Im sure many will believe you also. 🤣
*When lata ji sang everyone heard her, #### is accused of murder*
Why was it silent?🤭😂
Home Minister bhai jina haram kar dega iska.
You don't want to make jokes about someone accused of murder now, do you. ..?😄
Marna ha kya
Cause many of our patriot politicians can fit in, i guess
I honestly thought it was about someone who speaks great English
I like how the audience was dull in the beginning but after vir hits the ball audience couldn't stopped laughing. Guys this guys has represented us across the globe. Hats off vir😍
That beep meant ' Our Home Minister is an accused of the murder'. Instead of saying it loud beeping it made it more.....
For anyone reading this, the key word here is accused.
Indian knows the truth, but it's Modi's Democracy, you must keep calm
Did you know that Rahul Gandhi is also accused of rape and murder of a woman in amethi?
I guess not coz no fucker dares to joke about it.
@@chetan007ize I wonder why people just trust anything that is served with sarcasm! It has become so easy. Sarcasm Kiya Matlab Sahi hi Bola Hoga . Think ppl think.
@@prasadnanote549 fact + agenda 😂
He's really brave to have called out Amit shah as a murderer... wait.. somebody's knocking on the door.i'll back in aaadfrghjjmmm....
@Dhruv Kataria it's 1 year since he's missing :'(
Bhagwaan aapki aatma ko shanti de
What i learned? How political parties manipulates us
Types of samosa😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is just opening eyes of many people through his comedy. Bro you're my favourite.
I'm not the other guy is exactly what happened with modi in the 2019 elections 😂 😂
and some comedians are making much more sense these days.
GIVE. HIM. A. NIGHT. SHOW. OF. HIS. OWN.
2:05 thay waah waah waah lady from akash Gupta's show 😂😂
I love his movie Article 15. Badhai Ho, Andhadhun and Vicky Donor is still my favourite.
Zeeshan Shaikh he is not Ayushmann Khurrana 🤣
@@justsomerandomstuffs3078 🤣🤣🤣
@Akum he is doing disguised comedy 🤣🤣
@@justsomerandomstuffs3078 that's the joke you idiot🤣
Deserves so much more recognition for being the guy who literally started the scene and has 3 Netflix Specials. He is the BIGGEST COMEDIAN of India in every true sense.
i can't stop laughing... he knows what's he's talking about rather than jst make fun of everything he spills facts in a very entertaining way. ty vir for all these amazing comedy. yours never bore me.
That's my hometown "chikamagaluru"
Same bro
Roshal Martin nanu aste
Jai karnataka
Hey Cheers...
Even I'm from Chikmagalur
This guy is on fire, first Andhadhun and now this.
PS: Please do not correct me.
🤣
Ded
Whats with this vir das and andhadhun joke?
😂😂💀
@@divyanshkanoi3414 dono same hai dekhne me according to most ignorants
The most Talented Comedian ever...
Ahhhhh....the times when comedians have to do the jobs of journalists ....cause journalists are busy being lap dogs😔🙌
2 names come to mind when someone is accused of murder
a) one who speaks great English
b) other one can make that English disappear if he wants
That confusion part hope people would get it bravo , well done
Good to see you back Vir 😇😇😇😇 Ek sherni, so langoor.... CHIKMANGALUR bhai 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Vir Das,
you are the best!
Keep this up,
Coz their time's done.
(Bas itni rhyming aati hai 🙈😝)
Where did this rhyme?
the content is sure as hell out of the box, makes sense of a changing enVIRonment.
Great ..JUST GREAT MAN...LAUGHING LIKE HELL EVEN AFTER 5 MINUTES!!
You are a messenger of truth ❤️💗 so much love and respect for you and what you do 🤗😘
I like how they use "COMEDY" in every videos title.
well indian politics is!
Kudos vir.
This guy is hugely talented . Great punches... never gets old 🤩😃
Please do more of political comedy
Rather write an hour special on how political scenario in India has evolved
No, Please! I'm so done with political comedy. Everyone is doing it. He should do something new and fresh
He will face the possibility of death
Aditya Kondamudi, He's Fine, He's Not In Kerala.
Jalaj Arya, People Like You.. You Don't Learn About Politics By Following News. You Do It By Listening To These Stand Up Comedians And Therefore Get A Biased Perspective. Vir Das Is Fine I'm Talking About The Others Here.. Those Guys Are Dumb.. They Don't Know Shit Other Than Modi Cow Pappu Kejriwal..
@@Sameeeeeeeeer the news on tv is also biased these people on one side and the tv news on the other there are very few if any unbiased outlet
The more I see and hear, the more I fall for yah.
He is just the best 🤗 I always enjoy his comedy
I love your work vir das!! Great job !!
Has more views than the netflix shit.... Think about it you brilliant comedian!!!!! You are awesome
This guy is insane, so underrated
Superb, hillarious and at the same time truth too😅🤣🤣🤣
My friends & I had a drinking game for everytime Vir said "Ladies & Gentlemen" in a video or at a show. xD
How I met your mother 😂
Damn! That writing bro! Keep it up!
killed it in the end!!!!!!!
Tight, tight, tight! Oh... blue, yellow, pink! Whatever, man, just keep bringing me that!
So underrated and yet so intelligent comedian.
Fan of yours as always, good that you put a seemingly decent balance between Movies , Standups and other chores. Admirer since Delhi Belly , Shaadi ke Side Effects , Shivaay.
Loved this 😍😍😍😍😍😍you should stand for elections 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
This is awesome comedy, intelligent and hilarious.
Finallllllyyyyy a video 🥰🥰🥰
2:16 the words that were beeped out lmao
And people say there's nothing to fear
Hush or they will find you😱
@@imaginieiota6298 If I ever disappear, now you know where I'll be
Comedy is comedy, journalism is journalism 🤷🏻♂️
Who is accused of murder? Pta chala?
@@OhNooJosephJoestar Let's just say it's a politician with initials same as mine
Omg.. Your mind is awesome.. Worship your brain.. I am in awe..
okay honestly , he's the cutest and his smile will be the death of me.
This guy is a national treasure.
Ohh thank god ...I really laughed out well after soo long .....😍😍
This guy make my day😍😍😎 well thanks for that😍😍
the best stand-up comedian in india
Is somebody else
Seperate genres, seperate comedians.
Anecdotal- Zakir
Topical- We have too many brilliant people.
Observation- Biswa
Sketch- Sumukhi, Naveen and Kanan
Improv- Kaneez
Alternate- Aadar and Kenny
That Congress guy could have rhymed it with..
Mummy
Mummy..??
Han santooor santoorr..
She was mother at that time right.??
Well done 😂😭🤣
The energy is mesmerizing. 😎
Please. Please this guy deserves more attention and support better than anyone 🔥
Love you man you're awesome 😍😂❤
He's cute yaar
This is actually smart.. goes well with black coffee..
Why do you have less subscribers dude?You are amazing....Fantastic humor...
2:05 The "waah waah" lady from Akash Gupta's video is here too ......
Hehe, that homeopathy lady
Waah waah kya observation skills hai 😂
Waah waah waah waah 😂😂😂😂
😂😂
loving this broooo
I love you vir and ur work.
We need a late night show with him
best material ever!
His comedy is much better than his whole movie career...
True 😅
Lmao
Go goa gone, Delhi Belly....he has worked in a bunch of good movies plus his acting is actually pretty good but he didn't get enough chances. But yeah I agree, his standup comedy is way better than his acting career.
Excellent presentation of facts + agenda.
More power to you!!!
Chikkmagalur represent!
And that wasn't the slogan.
Loved it 😂
Hey I'm from Chikmagluru!!!! ... Big fan!!!
Fantastic, simply fantastic
" Kya karun o ladies ... " had me cracking up
2:05 This Waah Waah reminds me of something :'D
Love you Virrrr❤️
I am from chickmagalur.. nyc Vir bro!!!👏👏👏
Achhe din hain kitne dur,
Chikmangloor, chikmangloor.😂😂
Nailed it
Enjoyed this!
Watching this from chikmaglur
Thanks for the treat
Vir Das is hands down the best comedian in this country
All those who are going bonkers at 5:23 ,just relax your phone is fine
Loved it!!!!!
Waankhade m aaya bhoot 😂
You are the best in this field
Intelligent man ,world class stand up artist
I am from Chikmagalur 😂and it was hilarious 🙏
At 2:18 I think that silence means Amit Shah.
@Chirag Patel or Sadhvi Pragya
Or every 3rd person in the parliament
@@akhilkamra1377 👏👏👏 👍
I think he said 'Home Minister'. If you listen carefully it seems like that and it is also true.
@@prasadpawar0819 yesss
*and you silently slipped in your own Channel in this conundrum of digital tatti* SUBSCRIBED RIGHT AWAY 👍🏼