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Bustyard? I don’t mean to sound so perverted, but is it a yard full of busty women?

RIP DERIK

And at last, the final battle is resolved and with it, Steppenwolf's final kill count is 19. In total the two of them have killed 26 people over the course of the entire journey. A not insignificant number to say the least but definitely restrained. It'd be alot higher if we had any over/under on how many people worked on that Island, even ignoring that Reggie killed anyone that got too close, there were ALOT OF PEOPLE on that Island, just by necessity even! All told, casualty-wise? There's the Fat dude on the boat who got riddled with Arrows, the two Tibetan Militiamen who got turned into Emergency Food, The Security Guard that The Albino shot dead, the 4 Scientists who Heruka!Shelly ate, the two FrostJet pilots who basically ran afoul of Shelly, then the two guards that are murdered by Reggie. (Counting STRICTLY On-Screen Kills or Shown bodies that we can trace concretely to an active killer), That makes 12 additional bodies, making a grand total of 38 people who've met their end during the course of The X-Creatures Project.

Alright, Meg has effectively managed to HEAVILY topple Steppenwolf this episode! Anyone on the Island is toas-Oh wait, we aren't counting Off-Screen Kills unless the number of people taken is mentioned? OK then. So the final kill tally for Meg Crimson, Former Reporter for [INSERT NEWS COMPANY HERE] is: 7 kills. It'd be a crapload more if we got a positive number on how many people are at this remote island. We can at least KINDA cheat and add the Captain so that's 8 kills in all because we never see the Captain ever again and he isn't seen escaping the Island. Impressive but not exactly on the level of Steppenwolf who's a bit of a murder machine at this point with his whopping 18 kills so far! Will we be able to see that number rise one more time to an unequal 19? (Spoiler Warning: YES)

OK so once again, Steppenwolf just stepping it up with 1 guard (Apparently Voss) dropped to his death via unsafe platform positioning VS Boulder tied to supports. Then another via cut bridge sending him hurtling towards the lake and getting washed downstream, undertow is a cruel mistress. Meaning his kill tally has now clocked at a still even 18.

OK so Steppenwolf is off to a DAMN Good start with the first episode of Season 6 here! That's adding 4 ADDITIONAL bodies to the count, including The Albino! Meaning he's up to 16 kills so far! Meg at this point has only killed like 5 people. Next time we return to her, that's gonna change.

Also we can now add 2 more kills to Steppenwolf's Tally! 2 Cultists (One via Drowning, the other via Chupacabra-I mean Chupakabra (It is weird they spell it with a k instead of c)) Making 12 so far, that number's only gonna go UP next season so look forward to that!

911 in Mexico? *Bitter Laughter* Yeah no, that wouldn't help there....Like at all.

Meg has now added 2 additional kills on her Tally! (The guy who plummeted from the rig to the ocean below? Well physics actually does tell that it'd be no different from slamming into unyielding concrete. Then the guy who got a bunch of barrels slamming into him, including his head) giving her 4 so far. Steppenwolf is still at 10 kills.

I will point out: As I did something of a kill tally when watching the non-commentary versions of the episodes. At this point Meg has killed a whopping 2 people! (I'm fairly sure the tribal dude she clonked with the idol is dead) at this point having added the one soldier she crushes with a Roof. While Steppenwolf, badass extraordinaire has killed 9 people! (The Tribal Queen, the two Guards via BOULDER, 4 people in the helicopter MINIMUM AND the two guys he killed via Avalanche)

It is painfully funny to note that some of this is wrong. Azathoth is basically the Blind Idiot God which also dreams up our very world, the moment he wakes it's our doom entire. This is why, in the Tabletop, him being summoned is AUTOMATIC GAME OVER even in the games where a God being summoned isn't an instant game over usually (Arkham Horror for instance), literally he wakes up and we all die. ALSO Yeah I always considered the rituals to be only grand in our scale but in the case of the things they try to invoke, it is the equivalent of 'tapping them on the shoulder'.

0:15 Hey, What's going on? 0:18 Yeah, Where's the food?

Meg crimson Videl

26:33 who’s Allen Karter?

18:51 the grate is open every time you tamper with the gears

9:13 that’s not true. The alarm gets magically activated if you don’t drag the first guy onto bed

Wait are you from Quebec Canada?

I actually never noticed until now but Steppenwolf was wearing a Donovan Corporation sweater in the picture!

Your commentary is hilarious I love it

Get out of there!

Do they all have bad endings

The fact that it doesn't have any music is what makes it spookier, in my opinion.

HOPPER:OH NO! NO!NO!NO! 0:32

Orange version

Oh my god 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 This game from my childhood ! I remeber this game but i've didn't remeber the title and i was searching for the entire internet. Now i can live on peace 😭😭

2:43 YOU'LL REGRET THIS!

I had fun watching your playthrough and commentary! Steppenwolf was my favorite game when I was a kid, it's been a decade since I last played it, so I watched your let's play as a walkthrough. Keep it up!

TIME TO GO MEET DADDY IN HELL!

The death animation is he submerging into the abyss

GAME SET AND MATCH YOU BASTERED!

The story is actually pretty good... shame the first two seasons are really really racist. Not even my nostalgia goggles can look beyond that.

1:21 Wtf!

5:59 which kind of gang was that ?? Who are the guys??

OH MY GOD! This is the game that I find for years!!!

LMFAOO 11:03 unlike Gregor, Ophelia doesn’t have the power to light candles with just a thought

BYE LMFAOO 8:52 PRESCOTTS smirk after mentioning his collection of umbrellas if he don’t sit down somewhere 😭😭

I rlly wish season three came out I would have loved for him to be the cardinal in disguise.

0:21 I stand on what I say Gregor knew good and damn well not to take his old ass on that damn old elevator 😭😭👏

6:53 the undertale related memes 😭

LMFAOO Gregors smart ass remarks always gets me 😂😂 he’s so damn sassy for no reason!!

IM BACK FOR REWATCH LMAO. 😭

it's a Huge Seismosaurus!

whats that annoying shit on the top?

35:15 this is actually the most likely ending as it's the last scene

32:22 I managed to speedrun 3-4 without taking any damage but not this episode, no matter how much I try I always get at least 2 hits

huh last time I'd check you'd just fall down to the scene below 2:46

there's also the security guard in 4-1

also I think you're supposed to just walk before taking out the cultist

1:10 TIL after 15 years the boy warns you

but there's only four: Mokele Mbembe, Yeti, Kraken, and Chupacabra is Eruka the 5th?