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Kelly Collette
Добавлен 12 апр 2015
Hi, I'm Kelly. I am standup comedian
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Cool Aunt: Episode 3- Holiday Traditions
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Cool Aunt: Episode 3- Holiday Traditions
Learning to Take a Compliment with Kelly Collette and Spark Tabor
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Learning to Take a Compliment with Kelly Collette and Spark Tabor
good set
If you want to be funny you have to learn to make fun of yourself not others.
The only compliment I remember is about 40 years ago when a woman said that my nose wasn’t crooked.
If she wasn't gorgeous, there would be no second show.
okay she's pretty funny. I don't say that about too many comedians these days.
Once in a great while a girl says I'm cute, and it melts me. In high school, two girls learned it was my birthday, got a sheet of line paper, drew me a birthday card, and gave it to me. NOBODY ELSE outside of my family has ever put in that much effort for me. I still have that birthday card. It means a lot.
The best compliments I got is when the girl thought I'd give her some money. 😂
Exactly! Watching loads on society trying to convince people that they're not the who they really are is PRIME entertainment!
Last compliment was about 15 years ago. A girl complimented my hair and how soft it was. Every since that day I liked how my hair looks and never doubted it.
36 year old man here and I have been trying to think though this whole video of a single compliment I've gotten in my whole life but i got nothing lol straight facts
One time in 2015 I was in a voice channel with a few randoms, and the girl told me that my voice wasn't annoying, unlike a few others she'd recently been talking with. I'm still living off of that one.
NO ONE gets hit on while walking with a senior wiener or any senior, for that matter. If you take me for a walk, you are safe! No one will hit on you, and you will get free transportation, a bunch of discounts, and I'm a bingo champion! Pops
Boy, I thought this was gonna be a sexy joke. Shit got dark WAY too quickly!
Steve Hofstetter sent me here. Pity I live too far away to actually see any shows.
Excellent. This appears to be a talented professional, in my opinion . This is the first time I’ve seen or heard anything about her. Instant fan.
Same!
I had a woman tell me "you taste good"😊
But do you taste good without A1 sauce? That's the true test for quality.
@turinturambar347 she preferred whip cream and choc-o-lit
this is what women do when they joke, they make one thats really not all there and then punch the guy's shoulder and demand he laugh
the constant laugher from the crowd made me smile..
hot dang im genuinely trying to remember compliments and im drawing a .... oh no... what is it when you draw something, i cant even rememberrrr
this girl is so bad i forgot what compliments ive ever recieved..
screeching harpy on stage demands people laugh or else lmao..
the president joke works without the president
good set
I have never seen a huge dog in an audience before. sweet
So now comedy for women is insulting men? 😒
It was always. This is why the majority of them are not funny.
@ facts!
They liked my dimples.
If a woman complements a man, she wants something.
It could also be pity, or they believe that by being good to others, good things might come to them, like karma.
Gyatt damn!
Memory foam is so hard to fuck on, you’ll be sweaty cause the bed doesn’t bounce back and foams mattresses are sponges that keep that heat it’s more of a work out than fucking
And again, it's proved that female comedians aren't funny
A 40$ gift card to target 😂😂😂😂
Female comedians aren't funny
This way, no gifts are wasted or unnappreciated. If you want to gift someone, get something they want and not something you like and think they'd like too. Her sister made it super easy for her.
That is just funny. What makes it soooooo funny is I think it’s true!!!!!
Finally, someone in this post-2020 era said “those are worse than crocs.” They just suddenly got popular again during covid and when you try to make fun of people for wearing them they’re like “but ThEy’Re cOmFy WhY U hAtiN’” I remember back in like 2007 when only rednecks wore them and then they just disappeared for like 13 years
Best compliment I get is when they don't look away when I make eye-contact for a second.
Do women not understand that they don't compliment us? Why is it they act surprised to learn that they don't because she should be able to realize that if she's not doing it, other women aren't either? Or is it because they compliment the small amount of Chads, that they did their part in complimenting men. Most men get nothing but criticisms, like what she said about his shoes. It's like a woman can always find at least one thing she doesn't like about a man and even if that's the only thing, that's all she'll focus on. Ladies, we wear shoes to protect our feet, not as a fashion statement. I remember hearing a woman who had been a matchmaker saying that her clients from hell were all women. After dates she'd have to ask why they weren't attracted to the man she'd set them up with and she'd get such stupid reasons as "he wore a brown belt with black shoes". You mean every other thing about that man could have been good but because of that one reason you're going to throw him away and spend another few years still looking? Or because you couldn't give a legitimate reason other than there just wasn't a spark, you have to criticize his shoes? Ladies, why do you think more and more men aren't bothering to even date anymore?
And then there's the dodgy compliments. She likes the things you buy for her, how you help her, etc. Or even objectifying comments about various body parts. If it's not ok to compliment her on her secondary characteristics then it's not ok towards men either.
Last compliment I received completely unsolicited was about 15 years ago when an older girl told me I had beautiful eyes Over half my life I've had to squeeze every last drop of motivation out of that cause there's been nothing else since.
Hey man. I like your avatar. Hang in there bro.
1:50 pretty funny ngl
About a decade ago an old woman in line at the bank told me I was a very handsome young man. I was never handsome and I’m no longer young, but I still remember
at least your vision is perfect :)
@ I wish, my right eye is going
@ bahhh im sure some weed will fix that glaucoma ;)
@ If weed fixed this I’d have 30/30 vision by now lol
@@LaBarata12 well you never know until you keep trying ;) hey, pretty girls will sleep with the pot smoker for some free tokes ;)
Seems the algorithm doesn't want me to watch this video. :(
"Dont recommend this channel" ✅️
So true.
She has a niiiice 🍑
Epic
Im proposing now
“ She’s funny. “ Me, 1/3/2025
She’s hot
When she said "I miss lasagna" i really felt that
we can here your jokes , we don't need to read them
Many people need the transportations by the fact that it's past one continent that this clip can get accessed. Acents deffer