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God, Dave has one of 'no thoughts head empty' faces Is it the beady eyes? The mouth that doesn't close all the way? The neck trying to hide in his chest fat? I need answers.

I thought Dave was going to be under there

I hate that they don't show someone helping this poor, helpless kitty!

Comfy kitty ❤️

snyort

He was even more sassy and dramatic in the earlier stages of alcoholism. ActualDaveSadge 😔

I love how he says to the Native Americans: "It's football, it doesn't freaking matter" As he gets mad over people wanting the racist name to change Sounds like it matters to you, Dave

In 10 years, he has somehow become even worse! Unreal.

Jake needs to watch this and react to it

masterpiece gloop of the year

Also I wish this is how he communicated irl. What a blessing that'd be

Wow, finally I can support something Dave said! 🫁💨

Now this Dave is tolerable to listen to! 😂

Was he ignoring chat, or just so drunk he didn't understand what they were saying? Also, he claims to be in his right mind, but he is so absolutely wasted

JUST TAAAAPPP

Raptr seems like a really fun person to talk to. Absolutely destroyed Dave

Beautiful ❤

5:38 Really convincing Dave 😂

I think Dave is completely lying when he’s claimed that he wouldn’t date Blaire White or trans people in general. He looks like he’s infatuated with her right here! So yeah, cretins like Dave hate anyone that doesn’t look, act or smell like him. He’d fit well with the basket of deplorables as Hillary Clinton once said.

Watching old Dave is surreal. He's almost reasonable, not nearly as creepy, Hell, he even looked better than what he would become. Its almost sad. Or it would be, if not for, ya know, Dave

I love this one

Surely it takes effort to be this terrible at games. It practically held his hand at every point.

Games and Beer and all the cooking crap put me to sleep. Thanks for clipping it!

Man who fancies himself a stoic, can't understand a tutorial. Makes my favourite Assassin's Creed game almost unwatchable Why is Thumbhead Dave like this?

He seemed more libertarian back then compared to how he is now. The whole not having government be part of marriage thing gave it away. A lot of them are a special kind of crazy (the Ron Paul Mises crowd types I mean), even if there are a few things one might agree with them on. Their little fantasy down in Argentina with that moron Javier Millei has proven to be a disaster! Austerity on steroids is what clowns like Dave want. Anyway sorry for that tangent but I think many libertarians are insane and dangerous in their own right but can happen to make some almost decent points when they want to. I also give them props for booing Orange Man, Dave’s idol, recently but that’s it.

So is Dave a pathological contrarion, or has the Milkiest Sop spent his whole life under a truman show dome

Soooo many thing that were said in this one sounded like projection lol

You can almost pinpoint the precise moment it stops being fun

Wouldn't the more sigma title have been "Uncommon Grievances"?

This is a good one gloop Dave is a legend

How has Dave aged at a presidential rate? Is this what happens when your life is yelling at the Internet, delivering chips, making women uncomfortable and drinking himself to sleep

I would love to see Dave’s past blunders reuploaded to RUclips in all its gloopiness. One of his biggest fails besides yelling at a little girl was insulting the entire state of Hawaii on his old channel and got the retaliation he deserved. He actually did apologize for it from what I remember.

Wow, Slob AND Creepy in the first 20 seconds! It's like he's trying to speed run Dingo now.

This is so fucking funny lol

I love how Dave has so little faith he has in the audio levels he has set up that he has to pause to make a comment.

Again!

1. Lock door ✅️ 2. Fondle nuts ✅️ 3. Sniff test ✅️ Like a well-oiled (er...smegma'ed?) machine

Next time on Dave Ranks: Yakking about Yaks! Then he’ll rank some alpacas and get kicked in the groin by one.

Masterful

We need a video that's just a compilation of assorted Dave noises. The sounds of a man in physiological failure

Pooter is such an idiot. READ WHAT THE PERSON YOU'RE TALKING TO IS SAYING, DIPSHIT.

I love how Pooter always has these smug "stances" on things but it never logics out. This is why I hate how he talks 2 words per minute so much.

you, raptr & irongullet are a fucking powerhouse

Raptr is so fuckin funny by simply being correct while Dave chokes on his own bile

Nice! A new video. Dave has been more boring than ever since he’s been streaming from his pathetic cooking channel now. He knows that his idol Chump has gotten creamed lately and is too chicken to talk about that.

Jesus christ, get a life. You degen!

raptr is the best

LMFAO. This is hilarious! The voiceover is spot on too. Way better than any of Dave’s slop he calls “content.”