𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝑨 𝑴𝑨𝑳𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑫 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑼𝑷 & 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝗢𝗳 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻! - ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙

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𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝑨 𝑴𝑨𝑳𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑫 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑼𝑷 & 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝗢𝗳 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻! (and then beat them up, too) - ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙

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Dave makes people cry like a diced onion
The aroma from his innards induces chemical burns when they make contact with the eyes nose and throat

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Dave trying to fight me would be funny

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I'm imagining you punting a beach ball stuffed with burnt bacon grease

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@@ROBERTJMKLSDM7Q except I'm also wearing a skirt

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Dave trying to fight gravity and atmospheric pressure would be funny.
Dave fighting a human? *BRUTAL*
Also, gravity and atmospheric pressure is in a skirt, so skirts are still undefeated for Dave.