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I enjoyed the frequency with which you cussed, they hit harder for me sprinkled in there like salt on popcorn.

Rest in peace Star Wars 🪦

Never thought there was anything in this show salvageable let alone defendable, but yes Jedi can levitate backwards, run at super speeds in bursts, jump insane heights, etc. And as far as Smilo swinging at nothing, he’s dark side,it’s an intimidation/off settling technique that we even do ourselves…all jabs aren’t meant to land. But yeah this is by far the worst thing I’ve ever sat through, ever, not just Star Wars.

That little droid is amazing. It can shoot goo in faces; it can unlock any door. It can be used as a taser. It can unlock restraints. It's a very amazing little droid that can do anything the plot needs it to do. OMG I think Amandla almost had a different expression on her face.... wow, great acting. I didn't watch after three except reviews. What happened to May after she escaped the Vagina fortress? How did she get to Darth Thirst Trap? Another, great acting job by Amandla. You could really see her emotions as she chokes Sol. I mean her hand looks like she was going to tickle Sol. SMH, 180 million and they couldn't even cover the giant plot holes.

Wow they really ran out of f**ks to give with the 6 of swords. That’s so lame lol

Man this sounds like it could have been a hit! Such a shame because I freakin love horror movies

Dude this movie concept is actually so good. In terms of the reading is how you die. You could have some crazy good suspense because us as the viewer know they will die. And if they get some gruesome reading, we just know it’s gonna be painful to watch.

Gosh I’m up late tonight haha. I saw a review on this movie and heard it was crap. Looking forward to this one

I actually blame Lucas for selling SWs to these franchise killers called Disney... Smh

1:05:45 "I don't like the CAGE-ANGLING going on in this show." What is "cage-angling?" Is that a term from wrestling? What does it mean?

18k views holy cow man you always do so good!! Can’t wait for the next episode for house of dragons!! Hope you’re having a good week!

52:00 Nice to see that the automatic motion detectors and lighting panels in that ventilation tube are still functioning, after the whole complex was burnt to a crisp SIXTEEN YEARS earlier! I guess that when OSHA hotwired the elevator, that magically fixed EVERYTHING in the entire installation!

30:55 Mae and OSHA back in their old bedroom. Shouldn't there still be some burnt scraps of "boy band" posters hanging from the walls visible in this scene?

30:30 Fencer here: Swinging your sword like that - through thin air - would, at least, have the effect of possibly confusing / distracting your enemy. In contrast, holding it steady would make it clear to your opponent from which direction / angle your first blow will come.

Yeah so... im sure no one remembers my post. I commented on one of your videos. I think it was for episode 4 or something. Anyway. I was right and none of my.made up ideas came true and the actual reason for the plot was much dumber. I said something along the lines of that tge witches built their home atop an acient shit temple. That they were a splinter group of dark side teachings. The space house they were worshipping connects to a dark place. So theg used the dark side of the force to make sith lord jesus. But they got a two for one deal. So the jedi sense this and come to this planet to examine it and then want to test the children to see if one or both of them are Sith Jesus. Thats why the witches are "hiding from the jedi" Thats why they are clearly evil looking. Thats why they pray to a giant hole in the ground. Thats why they are secluded from the rest of thr galaxy. So they can keep worshipping the dark side. Where they built their home on a soth temple ruin. Thats why their compound looks like that. But anyway. I forgot exatly what i said but thats more or less it. BUT the answers we actually got and how the story actually ended made me feel dumber. This show reminds me of that famous scene from Billy Madisom "and we are all dumber forhearing you" or however it went. Jesus christ. I hate this show. Everyone who worked on it is such trash. (And no im not counting the people that just showed up and did the work under the direct orders of their boss. The guy that spent 12 hours blending a squence in a scene isnt the ring leader or the master mind)

I don’t know about anyone else but the lightsaber fights in this show are just a breath of fresh air because they look like they’re actually trying to kill eachother. Unlike the sequels. But that’s it, everything else was an eye sore

Nepotism

So dark and weird.

They have to make a movie about the aliens now otherwise it's gonna go stale quick.

I liked it but was disappointed at the same time. The story would’ve been a great short as in sidebar story. But in comparison to 1 and 2….. no

Unfortunately I did watch it 😭

Sith mind wipe… 🤣🤣🤣

Do a see a Little IRONMAN creeping in the closet ? guess i get why the STARK name also FFFFFFFFFFFFFF ffffCCCCCKKKK DisneyWars into eternal coma truly i am not exited to see their BackSakkk Version of Yoda Ruin even further the Legacy of the once True Great SW if that is even possible enough ?

30:20 Why not start with your most powerful attack? That's a question Sans from Undertale asked. These Jedi and Sith be screwed if they had to fight Sans XD. They be no match for Sans special ability... Dodge.

the red in her eyes was the red lightsabre in her vision

This show is horrible Oh my God I can’t believe I actually watched eight episodes of garbage.

Which one’s better, the strangers 2008 or the strangers prey at night 2018

Let me get my 🍿 ready. 😂❤😊

In the star wars universe, is the term heaven and hell even known among the living life forms?

28:55 Technically, Ashoka uses a short and long saber in the Clone Wars, but she used them more like a katana and wakizashi, with the shorter held in reverse grip...while Smie-o's is 1. A hidden blade, 2. Is more like a parrying dagger shorter than a wakizashi, and 3. He uses it like a parrying dagger with standard grip...and yeah, it's one of the few cool things to come out of the show...

Sol turns his Saber off before its hit with the helmet. That's why he can turn it right back on

Holes. Ventilation holes. Holes in the wall to escape a fire. Praying to the hole. Triple poked holes into the promising Padawan. Looking into the hole of Sol's former saber to witness the kyber crystal and its bleeding later. Plot holes. Holes in explanations. When is a door not a door? When it's a hole. Gotta love holes.

In terms of the fight choreography between Mae and OSHA, I was wondering why they had such similar fighting styles given that they were (supposedly) trained so differently. Why is it that they have the same level of flexibility? I could believe it if the concept of them being the same person was better represented, but it makes more sense to me that they should fight differently and have different fighting stances, as well as varying capabilities.

Unless next season starts with Yoda saying "Stupid you think i am?! Lies betray your words" this is biggest garbage from star wars yet

Mae and Osha are very uncoordinated runners.

I expected twist in the final, that's why I fallowed reviews. I hoped reviewers to be wrong and prematurely criticized of a good show. I feel I waisted 2 months.

i just realized that they made the character's job a mechanic to appeal to lesbians cuz lesbians never ask a man to fix a car for them they have to learn it...but any way that's exactly how the law and the law and justice works if you don't remember something your not guilty of it and it doesn't count as self defense even if they shoot arrows at you or try to kill you even if the set there own building of fire and lock yourself in i wait for the day we can all learn about morality frow SJW hollywood diseny

Moral of this woke shyt/sith show : "It's not a crime if you do the killing and you are either a woman or a rainbow degen.erate. Just BLAME it all on MeN !"

I agree with some of your points but a lot of your commentary is complete bs. I could break down a lot of your points but it’d be pages worth

26:26 stark cinema: gives choreography a 7/10 me: i'd give it a 2/10 sorry but go watch revenge of the sith anakin vs obi wan fight that is truly good choreography. this barely gets a pass.

"in true female fashion, they defer the question back to each other." brilliant

30:00 that wouldn’t have worked as Djimon Hounsou’s character is in the sequels to this film (a prequel) do that wouldn’t make sense.

Joseph was so annoying and useless😂. A terminally ill woman literally carried him through NYC. He was a whole heaux.

So I thought it was a good idea to let my identical twins watch the Acolyte. But then I got a call from the school my twins go to. Concerns grew when they were chanting inaudibly during afternoon classes while at math lessons. They were doing multiplication but kept repeating the power of many or Manny. Manny just happens to be the ice-cream van man and the school suspects he is selling them drugs in his ice cream. Anyway, one of the twins bumped off one of the teachers with throwing knives and then set fire to the stone building. Now the twins keep blaming each other for the crime and swapping places every two minutes. I'm now surrounded by child services all holding glow sticks and there's a shady looking bald woman on her mobile all the time and some creepy old guy has been watching everything the entire time. Its really getting out of hand.

I honestly thought Lady Shrek was speaking to Palpatine on her com. His voice sounds just like Ian McDiarmid to me, but I've only ever seen it mentioned in one other place on RUclips, so I'm clearly in the minority. I think, if I'm right, it's, as you said, just another piece of Disney Star Wars bullshit thrown in to confuse you, especially because Palpatine shouldn't be alive at this point. Then again, it wouldn't be the first time Disney has included a character that shouldn't be alive.

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“I don’t know how your mother did it, but she and your other mother did…..” that one line ends the conflict.

Sol had to turn his saber off in order to be disarmed by Mae.

OSHA never made sense.

First u go fornt then u go back then u go under the agsin front and back