Bank robber - Martin Lawrence in Blue Streak

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2010
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    Martin Lawrence in Blue Streak
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  • @kiranjogia
    @kiranjogia 7 лет назад +322

    Can I buy you some cereal? What a line.

  • @lazminit03
    @lazminit03 13 лет назад +93

    "Yo sad azz sack a bones is here" LMAO

    • @tremainworrell5997
      @tremainworrell5997 3 года назад +3

      Octavia Spencer need award for this never got any credit

  • @mninawamali7170
    @mninawamali7170 Год назад +23

    🤣 "Janice! I never robbed youuu!" 🤣😂😭😭

  • @staxmarley8259
    @staxmarley8259 2 года назад +31

    “Yo sad ass sack of 🦴 ☠️ 💀 is here” flamed his ass real quick 😂 😂 😂

    • @detroitMC313
      @detroitMC313 Год назад +2

      What's really funny is, I just realized this. They are both weight jokes.

  • @09dlwilson
    @09dlwilson 4 года назад +119

    "I thought you was banker", "no bank robber" mad funny 😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
    @skwisgarskwigelf7191 8 месяцев назад +13

    “Don’t do me like this! AWWW!!!” 😂

  • @c.galindo9639
    @c.galindo9639 6 лет назад +156

    “Janice! I never robbed you.”
    Lmfao.

    • @biggestbruhmoment6996
      @biggestbruhmoment6996 3 года назад +5

      got a point

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 3 года назад +3

      @@biggestbruhmoment6996 it’s true which makes it even funnier

    • @biggestbruhmoment6996
      @biggestbruhmoment6996 3 года назад +2

      @@c.galindo9639 DAMN! 2 year comment replying to a day old reply, good job

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 3 года назад +3

      @@biggestbruhmoment6996 I got lucky. Sometimes my notifications miss these but I caught this one lol. Thank you

    • @biggestbruhmoment6996
      @biggestbruhmoment6996 3 года назад +3

      @@c.galindo9639 much love 👊😎

  • @Jake-bi5hr
    @Jake-bi5hr 8 лет назад +241

    That random kid just chillin there in the back watchin 😂

    • @kermitfig97
      @kermitfig97 8 лет назад +11

      never noticed that before 😂

    • @brentpurt
      @brentpurt 7 лет назад +24

      This used to bother me when i watched it as a kid because i thought they were using a still photo as a backdrop

    • @DMVAUDITS
      @DMVAUDITS 6 лет назад +2

      brentpurt right me to Lmaooooooooooo

    • @joe.limbus
      @joe.limbus 5 лет назад +11

      He probably rode around that whole day like maan nothing ever happens here til he pulled up on Martin Lawrence arguing with some lady😂

    • @marcelurban4120
      @marcelurban4120 4 года назад

      I always thought the same thing lol

  • @TheOsk1e
    @TheOsk1e 8 лет назад +136

    I never robbed you!

    • @Woo88
      @Woo88 6 лет назад +10

      TheOsk1e This is a throwback movie but that part is still hilarious!

    • @askesqkuyea2184
      @askesqkuyea2184 10 месяцев назад

      The lamest excuse ever heard... I never robbed you 😅😊

  • @psychogeezo3857
    @psychogeezo3857 3 года назад +23

    This went from Romantic to Break-Up 😂😂

  • @deandreyoung109
    @deandreyoung109 6 лет назад +35

    More cushion for the pushin. 😂😂😂😂

  • @mpa1931
    @mpa1931 6 лет назад +88

    All this time I didn't realize Octavia Spencer was the heavy set woman, she is the famous one now haha.

    • @AlbertV90
      @AlbertV90 4 года назад +10

      And has an Academy Award.

    • @rooneya100
      @rooneya100 3 года назад +12

      When she first started getting recognition, all I could think was that's the woman from Blue Streak and Big Momma's House!!

    • @ashleysmith8402
      @ashleysmith8402 3 года назад

      I had no idea that was her at first.

  • @omarbaca3435
    @omarbaca3435 Год назад +20

    To this day. One of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

  • @IronMan-tk8uc
    @IronMan-tk8uc 7 лет назад +29

    And the kid back there in the street seeing the whole situation, like nothing else.

  • @MyMIXmedia
    @MyMIXmedia 6 лет назад +57

    1:27 the best face ever, so hilarious.

  • @nuknuknuk111
    @nuknuknuk111 11 лет назад +47

    no bank robber!! see sometimes i stutter!!

  • @ancientstaffpub
    @ancientstaffpub 5 лет назад +18

    1:27 funniest and cutest thing on earth.

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 4 года назад +36

    Janice: Maybe you shold have thought of that before you started ROBBING PEOPLE!?
    Miles: Janice,I never robbed YOU!!
    😂😂😂

  • @zwem6
    @zwem6 11 лет назад +53

    I never robbed you. LMAO!!

  • @DMVAUDITS
    @DMVAUDITS 6 лет назад +46

    Tamela jones is an beautiful actress!!

  • @Flankster
    @Flankster 5 лет назад +54

    Used to watch this movie all the time 😂

  • @israelcavuilagi2501
    @israelcavuilagi2501 3 года назад +14

    Her face!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 0:25

  • @usmanbaba6860
    @usmanbaba6860 6 лет назад +34

    Am a rehabilitated man!!!! 😀😀😀

  • @joedkat
    @joedkat 11 лет назад +11

    I love how there is a kid in the background on a bike watching the whole thing go down.

  • @AKaudio
    @AKaudio 7 лет назад +57

    Now your like...FWAAAVWOOOOM!!!!

    • @Woo88
      @Woo88 6 лет назад +13

      IamThatIam And some Oprah sh*t

    • @TheHistorianKing
      @TheHistorianKing 6 лет назад +3

      &a.l.l.thatjazz can I buy you some cereal? 😄😄😄😄

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 6 лет назад +7

      “It’s ok. It’s the love. I can adjust to a plus size woman. It’s just more, cushion for the pushing.”

  • @MyMIXmedia
    @MyMIXmedia 7 лет назад +39

    I laugh all the time when i see him do 1:27 haha, so funny.

  • @yedum321
    @yedum321 12 лет назад +7

    " janice , i never robed you! janice!."you told me you were banker.." "no BANK ROBBER" I warched this movie sooo many times

  • @tiffaniL5
    @tiffaniL5 4 года назад +15

    1:26 I cannot stop laughing at his face

  • @Frasier016
    @Frasier016 13 лет назад +9

    1:56 guy on his bike heard "bankrobber" and waited for Miles to ask what he did. Rofl xD

  • @radinsyah1574
    @radinsyah1574 7 лет назад +17

    Flaboom! Can i buy you some cereal? Lol 😂

  • @jwright8550
    @jwright8550 Год назад +3

    1:26 The typical Martin

  • @TheBlackIronFist843
    @TheBlackIronFist843 Год назад +6

    Pause at 2:21, notice that his tongue on his right shoe is sticking out for the fact that he only got one shoelace back from jail 😂😂

    • @mediumfade
      @mediumfade Год назад +2

      Amazing observation 🤣

  • @yolandimare1
    @yolandimare1 6 лет назад +16

    This movie is awesome. Every scene is funny as hell

  • @Bootyjoose2117
    @Bootyjoose2117 2 года назад +7

    That girl cousin be landing some good movie roles these days, crazy how people peak at different times

  • @Alvarez9246
    @Alvarez9246 Год назад +3

    Daaaaamn! What happened???
    Did you eat the whole time I was in there? 😂😂😂

  • @dareviewer4265
    @dareviewer4265 7 лет назад +50

    What I really like about this scene is that he was clowning the first lady for being fat, and then she clowns him back for being skinny.

    • @CleanAndShineInDfw
      @CleanAndShineInDfw Год назад +1

      Lol

    • @mediumfade
      @mediumfade Год назад

      And he's fat now.

    • @shkrsimpson44
      @shkrsimpson44 11 месяцев назад

      Sorry ass sack of bones lol

    • @theach84
      @theach84 10 месяцев назад +3

      Love how she did it so nonchalantly as if he did not get to her at all 😅

  • @piyushbhagwandeen9259
    @piyushbhagwandeen9259 Год назад +5

    Are we not gonna talk about " I think about you all the time " scene 🤣

  • @chaunceemotivate4250
    @chaunceemotivate4250 6 лет назад +21

    0:57 she is So Fine😍😍❤❤

  • @KingIjazMalik
    @KingIjazMalik 7 лет назад +14

    My Childhood Is right there

  • @DMVAUDITS
    @DMVAUDITS 6 лет назад +5

    "Now you're like Kaboommmm..and some Oprah shit" Lmaooooo

  • @thebarber2009
    @thebarber2009 5 лет назад +6

    The kid in the back learned to never be a liar right then and there

  • @Tantamani
    @Tantamani 4 года назад +43

    Miles: Oops, I apologize, you’re her cousin.
    Shawna: Mmm Hmm
    Miles: I apol, can I buy you some cereal?
    Shawna: Uugghh.
    Too funny.

  • @biggestbruhmoment6996
    @biggestbruhmoment6996 3 года назад +4

    The song is While you were gone by Kelly Price, yw

  • @TheSilverSuperman
    @TheSilverSuperman 3 дня назад

    Wow, if only breakups were this chill 😆

  • @beakyfree7023
    @beakyfree7023 Месяц назад +1

    Kid on the bike is still there in 2024

  • @rylock29
    @rylock29 Год назад +1

    Was watching this movie on Netflix. Couldn’t stop laughing at the kid staring in the background.

  • @shingobeats693
    @shingobeats693 Год назад +2

    "think aboutchu right NOW! 😁" 😭

  • @jonplaud
    @jonplaud 3 года назад +9

    00:50 I always crack up

  • @goodbyeseeyalater
    @goodbyeseeyalater 2 года назад +3

    1:55 some random kid on a bike watching the filming. I always noticed this as a kid.

  • @oshitomaha
    @oshitomaha 3 года назад +2

    Think about you all the time, think about you right now. Legend. That face while saying that

  • @gregpresley1466
    @gregpresley1466 4 года назад +3

    Who would have thought that the fat woman who opened up the door, would be a huge star today! ..Lol.. Life is crazy..

  • @johnmolina607
    @johnmolina607 7 лет назад +9

    i apologize... can i buy u some cereal lol 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @harlemkiid149
    @harlemkiid149 11 лет назад +26

    0:51 can I buy you some cereal lol

  • @Borthenman
    @Borthenman 13 лет назад +7

    LoL, Don't do me like this!

  • @euqniceuqnic1023
    @euqniceuqnic1023 5 лет назад +6

    Octavia is now an “A” lister... Hattie McDaniels tho

  • @askesqkuyea2184
    @askesqkuyea2184 11 месяцев назад +1

    I can adjust. It's the love that counts. Just more cushion for the pushing 😂😂

  • @r6685
    @r6685 7 лет назад +48

    That's rogers house on Training Day.

  • @somnuswaltz5586
    @somnuswaltz5586 2 года назад +2

    ...AND some Oprah shit!!! Lmao amazing 🤣

  • @aus80srockradio94
    @aus80srockradio94 5 лет назад +1

    I see anything from Blue Streak - I hit "like".

  • @biggestbruhmoment6996
    @biggestbruhmoment6996 3 года назад +1

    my fav movie of all time

  • @Jonquez1
    @Jonquez1 8 месяцев назад +1

    He was too too funny

  • @bs20sanders
    @bs20sanders 13 лет назад +2

    damn, now thats some good quality

  • @11gingin
    @11gingin 10 лет назад +15

    lol 2:00 kid in the background, ive done that

  • @evolutiontail5697
    @evolutiontail5697 5 лет назад +3

    This shows how much his mouthpiece did wonders for him.

  • @captainearth-wire3704
    @captainearth-wire3704 Год назад

    One of my favourite movies 😊

  • @hanyourbae5854
    @hanyourbae5854 7 лет назад +24

    Noo bank robber Lol

  • @jacobburdak3430
    @jacobburdak3430 3 года назад +2

    Would have been nice to see this movie in theaters

  • @mroth1998
    @mroth1998 Год назад +1

    My mom always told me they deleted a line from the guy on the bike behind martin. It played in theaters only and it was super funny

  • @johnconstantine5006
    @johnconstantine5006 2 года назад +2

    Damn what happened I mean you eat the whole time was in there 😂😂😂😂 0:21 Martin is always funny in the movies

  • @krlm2280
    @krlm2280 9 месяцев назад +1

    I apologize, can i buy you some cereal 😂😂

  • @VARJAGAMINGENTERTAINMENT
    @VARJAGAMINGENTERTAINMENT 2 года назад +2

    Damn she's fine. What's her name?

  • @Tantamani
    @Tantamani 4 года назад +11

    I remember when i saw this 20 years ago I laughed soooooo hard when Octavia (Shawna) answered the door because I knew it was Tamala she was mistaken for just by looking at her before Tamala (Janiece) entered the scene.

  • @bluntec
    @bluntec 11 лет назад +4

    lol Jeanise! i didnt rob you!

  • @jwright8550
    @jwright8550 Год назад +1

    1:35 I'M A REHABILITATED MAN!!!!!

  • @isrealobannon1498
    @isrealobannon1498 6 лет назад +20

    I wonder who that boy is in the back of the bike when Martin Lawrence is talking with his ex-girlfriend about the relationship. does anybody know who he is? I believe that should have been cut out. in other words it's a mess up

    • @NorthPhilly-zr7xc
      @NorthPhilly-zr7xc 5 лет назад +8

      Blood Beryl not only that the director probably try to make it realistic in real life kids be always nosey when people argued all the time

    • @mariebore4495
      @mariebore4495 4 года назад +1

      Ur a mess up, shut up.

  • @jacobrichardson1952
    @jacobrichardson1952 7 лет назад +4

    I died laughing so hard

  • @freemanmike47
    @freemanmike47 7 лет назад +21

    if my girlfriend didn't visit me for the 2 years i wouldn't want to see her again. can't believe he didn't wonder why she didn't call or visit for the time being.

    • @TheHistorianKing
      @TheHistorianKing 6 лет назад +10

      mike freeman Yeah true point. Especially if you know she was messing with other dudes that whole time. I know she was.

    • @evolutiontail5697
      @evolutiontail5697 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheHistorianKing exactly but his motives seemed like he wanted refuge or pussy.

    • @Maxxguy84
      @Maxxguy84 4 года назад +1

      It’s because he understood that she couldn’t stand to see him under those circumstances.

  • @aseed89
    @aseed89 2 года назад +1

    when she said byeeee

  • @isrealobannon1498
    @isrealobannon1498 6 лет назад +8

    when miles went to his girlfriends house..... you can see a boy sitting on a bike behind him.it's a mess up

  • @yedum321
    @yedum321 12 лет назад

    haha
    duuude! your awesome thanks

  • @dieguito578
    @dieguito578 4 года назад +4

    name song 2:17 ? I can not find it in sountracks CD

    • @ScotisticDad
      @ScotisticDad 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/5K3bQ2ZupSU/видео.html

  • @woozycarp
    @woozycarp 9 месяцев назад +3

    Dont do me like this

  • @Duncanvp5
    @Duncanvp5 12 лет назад +3

    Beginning song is awesome. Fits perfectly

    • @dancemaniaco
      @dancemaniaco 7 лет назад +4

      Kelly Price - While You Were Gone

    • @Real_and_young
      @Real_and_young 3 года назад +2

      @@dancemaniaco thank you thank you thank you 🙏🏾 🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @dancemaniaco
      @dancemaniaco 3 года назад +1

      @@Real_and_young you're welcome !!!

  • @jwright8550
    @jwright8550 Год назад +2

    0:21 DAMN!! ......WHAT HAPPEN??

  • @zeuskingofkings1423
    @zeuskingofkings1423 6 месяцев назад

    This house was also used in Training Day 🤯

  • @danidaniel2018
    @danidaniel2018 3 года назад +1

    Bine tata

  • @anthonychaparro3443
    @anthonychaparro3443 4 года назад +3

    "....AND some Oprah shit."

  • @fredschriks8554
    @fredschriks8554 4 года назад

    DAAAAAAAAMN!! 😯

  • @MonkeyRay4Gaming
    @MonkeyRay4Gaming 22 дня назад

    Funny thing when he’s released Jail other prisoners in bus seem so jealous seeing him showing off 🤣

  • @brunettebby234
    @brunettebby234 13 лет назад +3

    LOL I'm sorry, can I buy you some cereal? xD

  • @Cinemabuff97
    @Cinemabuff97 8 лет назад +15

    Doesn't he make that face at 1:25 in the show, Martin?

    • @grouphome4ever
      @grouphome4ever 8 лет назад +9

      That's the reason I'm here watching it lmao ;) that expression is legendary haha

    • @Cinemabuff97
      @Cinemabuff97 8 лет назад +5

      Classic Hiphop LOL so true. That face is hilarious.

    • @justindoctor7331
      @justindoctor7331 5 лет назад +4

      Christian Trahan that face is legendary

  • @michaelbull4344
    @michaelbull4344 2 года назад +1

    That same house is used in training day and drag me to hell

  • @BayAreaMike99
    @BayAreaMike99 4 года назад +1

    Mo cushin for da pushin🤣

  • @georgey5027
    @georgey5027 3 года назад +1

    I NEVER ROBBED YOU??

  • @ccdavis1498
    @ccdavis1498 4 года назад +2

    That's Octavia Spencer wow she had a small role in bug mamas house 2

  • @trevorslate9346
    @trevorslate9346 4 года назад +3

    Can i buy you some cereal?

  • @myelite100
    @myelite100 5 лет назад +3

    DAMN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RawDawgMaal
    @RawDawgMaal 2 года назад +9

    This house looks like Roger's house in Training Day 🤔😂

    • @sadambomb
      @sadambomb 8 месяцев назад

      Definitly the same area elysian park

    • @Omegaxtreme
      @Omegaxtreme 7 месяцев назад +1

      It's the same house. Just saw it recently in person

  • @alonzoakbar6760
    @alonzoakbar6760 10 месяцев назад

    Let me buy you some cereal!😂

  • @djstatyk1540
    @djstatyk1540 3 года назад +2

    Fyi, don't use the "Buy you some cereal" Line.
    It was a bad idea on my part 😅