2:10 as a waitress I usually respond with “ah my apologies, I see that you hated it so much you had to destroy the evidence that it ever existed” people usually love it
I was staring off into the distance in the grocery store, when I snapped back to reality(oh, there goes gravity), I realized that if someone had walked into that isle, they would have been hit by my unyielding stare.
You know when a friend/family member has their arms open like they want a hug but they don't and you go to hug them but realize they were grabbing something and so you slide past them like you were trying to get past them?
*_I ' M N O T S M A R T E R T H A N 5 G A Y R A T S_* Edit: its been a fuckin year and im still getting notifications every single day about likes and replys on it, yall are crazy, my humor aint even funny or original lmao. But obligatory thx for the likes and have a great day yall
my favorite part was those long cats that had a really cool blue color and a lots of fangs and those stretchy dogs that were also kinda blue and they look like carpets so funny
That means that every time mike nodded he twerked welp I did not need to know that but now I have to live with the image of mike twerking burned into my brain
5:58 This one hurts me so much, as I know _exactly_ what that's like. It's like you honestly thought they were waving to you so you wave back, but when it turns out they weren't you try to play it off because you don't want to seem self-centered.
Wait you can join the Raiders I thought it was just all the pussy groups you could join it would be awesome if there was a Fallout game where you could become the f****** King of the the Raiders and took down Liberty Prime and s*** with sheer numbers. Like if Preston garvey's missions actually had a goal once you get enough settlements some Raider Preston Garvey comes up and asks you to help form a coupe against Garvey and lead a militaristic form of your settlements
Oz: b-brother! emkay: brother... Oz: its been so long... emkay: I've missed you so much... Oz: *hugs* emkay: *crying* let's go home.. brother Oz: yes lets go home. this have been a short fan-fic i hope you liked it :)
I was watching this on my phone and I was laying down so I was holding my phone on my chest and I let go sub-consciously and I was too tired to notice so it fell onto my chest and I had a panic attack
9:28 holy shit this is me soooo much Edit: actually, now I don't know if 10:34 should be the one originally marked... I've never seen a meme describing my feeling so well
I would be more impressed if it was "man sues himself and loses" because that would imply that he lost both sides of the case which is just a talent honestly-
9:07 I FRICKING HATE THAT I INTERPRETED THIS SO LITERALLY. LIKE A GUY LITERALLY PUNCHING ALARM CLOCKS WHILE A CALENDAR IS TRAUMATIZED AND WHEN HE ADMITS HE'S STOPPING THE CALENDAR SAYS THAT AND I- MY STUPIDITY IS EVOLVING
You're walking in your Minecraft world. You've had this world for months, so many memories, so many adventures. Your small forest felt cramped recently, so you decide to travel the world and see what else it has to offer. You come a across a village, "Great!" You thought, "Maybe I can find some decent trade deals." But when you get closer, things seem off. It quiet, too quiet. You shake off the feeling and enter into the blacksmith, hoping to find something good. But inside, there is a never ending darkness, only broken by the outline of a villager. "Thank god!" You think, "Finally a villager." But then he turns around, and shows his true self. The horror, the horror! You should have left while you had the chance! This thing approaches you, and lets out... a single... "3:02"
0:21 I can say, this is false. For my friend group at least. At the last sleepover I was at, we, ate until we all fell into food comas, woke up like 4 hours later, lit some wood on fire and chucked it at cars (After the fire went out), sat in a circle and played with a Quiji Board, then all made out with each other. 🙂 We also pissed in the sink, so...
Man: *sues himself and wins*
Florida man: Not bad kid...
Wouldn't that technically mean he lost too?
HeyIt's Midnight maybe
@@siredionysus
*a little price to pay for salvation*
He was probably Florida-born.
why does the make sence?
and is that a sider man home coming referance?
0:00 I forgot Fahrenheit existed for a bit and was about to wonder who THE HeLL BROught THE DamN SUN down upon us.
69F is about 20C
however
69C is about 156.2
Same
Oh god
That’s the one and only reason Fahrenheit is superior. 69 degrees is actually nice
ф Same, a time google send me this notification "100° in your zone" and I inmediatly thought "Or google is broken, or satan is here". ф
Before coffe: depressed
After coffe: depressed but FASTER
Your telling me you had the opportunity to say depresso and you threw it away?!
I ride thee Depresso expresso..
I don't like coffee, my source of energy comes from my ADHD that is actually just autism behaving funny
GENETIKS
StarFox_Inc I would give you Reddit gold
Before coffee: depresso
After coffe: expresso depresso
Oof ouch why do my bones hurt
“Man sues himself and wins” if he sues himself and wins wouldn’t he technically lose too?
I think insurance gave him 300,000 dollars since he won
Well Ok but they also wouldn’t give him money because he lost
@@garythesnail8863 But he won didn't he?
Well Ok yeah, but he lost
@@garythesnail8863 It never said he lost but ok
2:10 as a waitress I usually respond with “ah my apologies, I see that you hated it so much you had to destroy the evidence that it ever existed” people usually love it
“Hey Mike want to go get some pizza?”
Mike Wazowski: *Busts down*
Bizza
🅱️izza
@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 🅱️izza🅰️
@@dujilli frick
Hahahahaha Funny maN
“Stares into space”
Snaps out and realizes that the person you looking in the general direction of is giving you a weird look......
:(
:[
*_*
"Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity..."
I was staring off into the distance in the grocery store, when I snapped back to reality(oh, there goes gravity), I realized that if someone had walked into that isle, they would have been hit by my unyielding stare.
Idubbz: I have crippling depression
Me: *MeIRL LMAO*
@@yummybred3611 do you like fire trucks and monster trucks
@@yummybred3611 holy shit it's Walter
Walter Clements omg
@@yummybred3611 walter
Walter Clements
🍗🍪🥣❔❔❔
Me: someone among us has been possessed by an owl
Friend: who?
Me: thats the thing we dont kno-
Me: ( panicking ) what did you say?
Friend :I said who..?
Me : *backing away with a cross* BEGONE!
Chaos!
Jevil Offical *DEVILSKNIFE*
*RICK ROLL I NOW YEET YOUR SOUL* CHAOS CHAOS MISCHIEF MISCHIEF!
Owls: *whoot whoot motherfisher*
I need a 10 hour version of Oz Media making villager noises
Please.
Yes
YEESSSS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
3:55 ....
So, the opposite of
"I rented my apartment to two college girls. They've been neighbors since 7th grade. Cute, they are SO CLOSE..."
Tbh, gay lovers is more likely. Pagan Rome was very LGBTQ.
Is anyone else in love with Oz's laugh?
Lou Draws me
Me I now love this man
2:13
YesNOyes huh? Potato?
Wait until you hear Damien's laugh...
Hey laughs like he just saw the funniest shit ever..!
RUclips channel - EmKay
When emkay and oz upload almost at the same time.
STONKS
saw your comment
@TyP Abyss i wish
Ah yes, the society of reddit youtubers
(ノ°ο°)ノ
i gave you your 400th like
3:58 in greek times being gay or bisexual was really normal. One of there gods (Apollo) was bisexual.
Zeus also had a male human lover
Just had to make sure you were the one doing the fucking, and not the one being fucked. Tops stay on top.
@@BigVisX thats such a bottom thing to say sorry
The story that guy gave them
Being war vets sounds better
chms gameplays
Who
You know when a friend/family member has their arms open like they want a hug but they don't and you go to hug them but realize they were grabbing something and so you slide past them like you were trying to get past them?
Someone: someone here is possessed by an owl
Me: whom?
Someone: we need to figure that out
You guys want some mice
The knowledge of whom the owl is eludes my ken, as well.
Which one of us has been comprised?
Glomo Railey who knows
@@kevinboyle3104 We found 'im, boys! Light 'em up!
Vill🅰️ger 🅱️e like:
*hurrr*
*her*
*HMM*
*hah*
🅱illager
*_HNNNGGG_*
*HMMMM*
*How does one simply be happy for... FOR NO REASON?*
What!?! Absurd!! The Internet is full of stupid conspiracy theories
Rahul Bansode
*I KNOW, RIGHT?!*
Meth
Kevin Boyle
Seems resonable
*I M P O S S I B L E*
this game s now my favorite dialogue in the whole world...
“Bad go-go juice make your vroom vroom get f####d”
“Oh no”
Indeed
Wait what
Bruh
#d
oh gee i sure love *_' g o g o j u i c e '_*
*_I ' M N O T S M A R T E R T H A N 5 G A Y R A T S_*
Edit: its been a fuckin year and im still getting notifications every single day about likes and replys on it, yall are crazy, my humor aint even funny or original lmao.
But obligatory thx for the likes and have a great day yall
None of us are, so.
I AM POSTING THIS ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DISCORD SERVER I AM A PART OF I AM SENDING IT TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS YOU HAVE CREATED COMEDY GOLD
Neither am I
Stop trying to take credit for this guy's video. HE found that post, not YOU.
You low self esteeme like begger.
Ok...uh...sorry about that...
Ozmedia:*says 69*
Me:Say nice right now!
Nice
nice
Nice
nice
Nice
I got prohibited from drawing anymore eat pants on a fanart site. In their defense I am still responsible for over 25% of all bort postings
XD
Congrats on being on a cursed comments video while back.
@@Darkcyndermaya I saw that too
Huuuuu is anyone goa talk a bout your.... Huuuuu your picture its weird you look like you haaa...
Spider man spider man does whatever a spider can gets a goat and a knife oh no satan man
Girl's sleepovers: * high-pitched gossip screamings *
Actual girl's sleepovers: * high-pitched screamings, watching 5-6 horror movies, filling ourselves with chicken and cake, and ruining ourselves with uno, monopoly, and halli galli *
I'm gonna sound so stupid here, but what's hally gally-
That's so cool and quirky I bet you like the office and Disney music
@@Mikey-zk5wc shush child
@@LeoKim-j1h am I wrong tho
@@Mikey-zk5wc i guess? have you been at a sleepover??????
“Nobody asked for it, but here it is.”
thats relatable
3:15
The way he said LMFAO tickled my non-existent chest hair
I've been to the liquid zoo, and I must say, my favorite part was the Swamp Cat exhibit and her kittens
theres one in Kelowna. very different place. I liked the strippers.
my favorite part was those long cats that had a really cool blue color and a lots of fangs and those stretchy dogs that were also kinda blue and they look like carpets so funny
Oz is honestly one of the best reddit readers! You try everything and if it doesn't work, you laugh it off and move on
Thanks for the laughs my dude
That means that every time mike nodded he twerked welp I did not need to know that but now I have to live with the image of mike twerking burned into my brain
Me: finally that ad is over
RUclips: there is another
6
Hello fellow Gacha
Me: wakes up after a nice nap
Everyone in the operating room: wot
Before coffe: depressed
After coffe: espresso depresso
Underrated tbh
0:24
Are you kidding me? When I was younger and went to sleepovers we played videogames and screeched/cussed at the character.
@@ivylol168 it's not r/notlikeothergirls if literally every girl does it
@@ivylol168 I get your point so I'm not gonna argue, but lemme just say that being feminine has nothing to do with volume or choice of words
Am on my brother's acc because I'm too lazy to logout and go into my account but I am a female and never had a sleepover...
Or friends
I’m pretty sure it’s based on the stereotypes of girls, Abigail.
@@athakuiang6108 they.dont tho
9:28 I can relate to this so much. I'm not the only one!
9:36
My insides hurt from laughing to much and I generally think im about to die
those 800 conscripts reminds me of aoe3 and how I just spam nothing but musketeers
Can you Unsubscribe me? OH FUCK YOU THAT PROFILE IS THE BEST ONE YET
I slapped my screen
Fuck you I had a seizure because of your pfp
WTF YOUR PROFILE PICK
When you *early* And theirs no good comments.
*CRIES IN DEPRESSION*
Lol
Not tryna be mean but it’s actuallyyyyy “there’s”
K bye.
Wtf.
Thank you TaZzY Smith
*sad comment noises*
10:35
Me: I feel attacked by this meme.
5:58 This one hurts me so much, as I know _exactly_ what that's like. It's like you honestly thought they were waving to you so you wave back, but when it turns out they weren't you try to play it off because you don't want to seem self-centered.
I’m watching this with AirPods in tired as f*ck and every time I drift off into sleep I think someone’s talking into my ear and it’s terrifying
No I think if mike Wazowski nodded he would keep his legs straight and when he twerks you would bend them down and you know jiggle them little bit
Why would you take the time to analyze this concept
He would have to bend his knees to nod.
Naah he would be bodybanging
Go to church
Pleas no ruin mr wazowski joke
I've had the treadmill image saved on my phone since 2018
If you have a link to where it is, gib pls
@@yokaiju8909 uh it's on my phone
@@yokaiju8909 u got a twitter or discord or something
6:40 my mom bought me that for christmas and im now concerned for her mental health because this sale was indeed going on
"r/MeIRL. Nobody asked for it but here it is."
Oz. I have never felt more represented.
9:35 this is me when explaining my car guy things to literally everyone I know
curiosity through most of the video: i sleep
curiosity from 8:09 to 8:25: excuse me wtf
Oz: *uploads 1 minute ago*
People: Nice video!
*confused screaming*
9:31 me too.
The second I joined the raiders in fallout 4, and expected to be the bad guy?! I felt guilty the entire play through 😓😓
Wait you can join the Raiders I thought it was just all the pussy groups you could join it would be awesome if there was a Fallout game where you could become the f****** King of the the Raiders and took down Liberty Prime and s*** with sheer numbers. Like if Preston garvey's missions actually had a goal once you get enough settlements some Raider Preston Garvey comes up and asks you to help form a coupe against Garvey and lead a militaristic form of your settlements
Your profile pic and username is me.
I cannot say bad stuff on new vegas but i can kill the one ncr trooper on primm
@@justelliot4870 I found a fellow Emo
This post kind of shows that Bethesda don't make role playing games anymore
"LMFAAAAo sgudygsgudg" ok you got me.
plus your impression on the villager sound is impeccable
10:13 this one genuinely does make me feel attacked, because this is definitely me
6:47 is that a shout from skyrim?
2:55 *leave him there for a few more seconds and he's gonna become Michael Jackson*
61k views, 6.1k likes, 61 dislikes
*perfectly balanced as all things should be*
There you go, your welcome
As a technician, I would like to say that speaking in 'go-go juice made vroom vroom machine fucky' is a perfectly legitimately method of communication
It’s quite wierd how sometimes the the human brain sometimes can’t notice that there was 2 the
Selina I dab on haters well damn
It's quite wierd how sometimes humans mispell weird
Random Duck S T O P C O N F U S I N G M E
Oz: b-brother!
emkay: brother...
Oz: its been so long...
emkay: I've missed you so much...
Oz: *hugs*
emkay: *crying* let's go home.. brother
Oz: yes lets go home.
this have been a short fan-fic i hope you liked it :)
Plot twist. Emkay way crying because he did not miss Oz
69
Sweet home Alabama starts playing
I seriously I want to see oz on emkay
But oz always says brother in the warhammer 40k voice. *BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE.*
I was watching this on my phone and I was laying down so I was holding my phone on my chest and I let go sub-consciously and I was too tired to notice so it fell onto my chest and I had a panic attack
That's nice
Edit: tips on using Space Marines for UA? Also, GW released some more info on some Primaris units.
1:53 If i was in this situation i would say "CREWMATE there is 1 imposter among us"
9:28 holy shit this is me soooo much
Edit: actually, now I don't know if 10:34 should be the one originally marked... I've never seen a meme describing my feeling so well
Ok boomer.
eae suave?
Oz the great and powerful
Wizard of Oz
That's you
69th like is me, *n i c e*
Is it bad that my friends are disapointed at me for not knowing wizard of oz...
@@commonhousehuman I'll let it slide, just this once
0:30 I can confirm the 50% of the girl sleepovers, turns lesbian.
0:05 the split second of European panic at that temperature followed by me hating myself even more than I used to cus I'm feckin stupid.
Don't feel bad! The Americans are Wrong.
@@omgfiredragonYeah. (American)
Oz you give bongfeild vibes 10/10
8:28 it's their body doing that sound tho so they're like...
_farting non stop_
Joyner Lucas: “I should sample my own shit then sue myself”
Oz: Stonks
2:35
Me: hey she looks like that one Austr......wooo almost stepped into that one
Uh I’ve never gotten one of my comments highlighted....what does it mean
Do you even get the joke?
Woah
i was freaking confused reading these replies since both if you have similar names and pfps
I don’t get it help
I would be more impressed if it was "man sues himself and loses" because that would imply that he lost both sides of the case which is just a talent honestly-
Let's start a patishon to change the name of a aquarium to a liquid zoo
oz: i frickking hate this place
me: same
Appreciate this. Always so damn good.
7:53 i’m the pink guy in this situation and I am so happy that I’m this lucky to be this happy lol
I was just watching one of your me irl vids.
Lloyd
Lloyd
The boys sleep over thing is true, we once tied a rope to a tire, lit it on fire, and started chanting while swinging it around.
9:30 ouch I felt that I’m usually watching MeIRL stuff to think about me being sad at this time could be much worse but this one is me
3:23
Ludwig the Accursed, is that you?
Holy Jesus
@@eutriV33 Hm...
0:58 You didn’t know about Wikifeet? Oh you sweet summer child!
Lone tree on hill: does nothing
Lightning: I’m going to burn you
9:07 I FRICKING HATE THAT I INTERPRETED THIS SO LITERALLY. LIKE A GUY LITERALLY PUNCHING ALARM CLOCKS WHILE A CALENDAR IS TRAUMATIZED AND WHEN HE ADMITS HE'S STOPPING THE CALENDAR SAYS THAT AND I-
MY STUPIDITY IS EVOLVING
You're walking in your Minecraft world. You've had this world for months, so many memories, so many adventures. Your small forest felt cramped recently, so you decide to travel the world and see what else it has to offer. You come a across a village, "Great!" You thought, "Maybe I can find some decent trade deals." But when you get closer, things seem off. It quiet, too quiet. You shake off the feeling and enter into the blacksmith, hoping to find something good. But inside, there is a never ending darkness, only broken by the outline of a villager. "Thank god!" You think, "Finally a villager." But then he turns around, and shows his true self. The horror, the horror! You should have left while you had the chance! This thing approaches you, and lets out... a single... "3:02"
5:30
Imagine if he was a dbd player:
Her: NURSE = DC~
Y’all don’t realize, that he has the adorable laugh 💕
Must protec
5:10 - 5:15
He literly sounded like Draw with jazza.
True like an American Jazza!
That conscripts spam at the end made me happy inside.
That "STOOONKS?!" shooketh me.
What's is that? 1:42
YOU freaking typed "is" 2 times
I'm always watching you Mike wizouski
I ALMOST HAD A STROKE XD
Yes, Mike Wizouski.
10:14 , 5: Trying to read what it says on your shirt
3:20
rare image of SCP-106 watching it's prey from it's pocket dimension
6:18 the last time I tried to say aquarium I forgot what it was called and said “moisture museum” and now I have one less friend.
I see you are a man of culture, Oz. Dawn of War: Dark Crusade is my second favorite Dawn of War game. Soulstorm is my favorite.
before coffee: depressed
after coffee : despresso
Andreas Kbr copied
@@nimishpadhye3074 that joke is so we'll known it's not even coping anymore
Im kinda happy there is an FMA meme
1:48 I said it was “guava the hutt” (also yeah fma is the best)
I love r/MeIRL and r/CursedComments so much, they always make my day
Is that a JOJOS reference
And r/ComedyHeaven
69th like...
kids taste good
They both drop people farther into the abyss of insanity
0:21 I can say, this is false. For my friend group at least. At the last sleepover I was at, we, ate until we all fell into food comas, woke up like 4 hours later, lit some wood on fire and chucked it at cars (After the fire went out), sat in a circle and played with a Quiji Board, then all made out with each other. 🙂 We also pissed in the sink, so...
Anyone that doesn't love this boy/man and his mini human/robot text to speech pet, I think you need to know what humor is
Nobody :
Literally nobody:
Nexts doors dogs and neighborhood coyotes: snarl growl woof howl yip
I hate when they do math formulas like that. A lot of the time, there not that complacated.
10:57 I have a better version
Before coffee:depressed
After coffee:depresoded
Three days ago i dropped my tablet in such an unholy angle that my big toe bean has been hurting for three days, badly.
Update: its fine now
OZ laughs like a dad and I appreciate it.