Starfield is a Masterclass in Tedium Part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 23 окт 2024

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  • @kennethsantos6824
    @kennethsantos6824 11 месяцев назад +631

    After 500 hours, 4 dlcs, and 4 years of mods, the game gets decent, I promise.

    • @illuminahde
      @illuminahde 11 месяцев назад +51

      Fact: in 2027 Star-Skyrim just works

    • @varmastiko2908
      @varmastiko2908 11 месяцев назад

      Idk about that. Mods are being heavily censored these days. You are only allowed to fix certain issues - otherwise you are an evil bigot and need to be cancelled. It's feasible that in four years even a simple bug fix is deemed 'problematic'.

    • @5226-p1e
      @5226-p1e 11 месяцев назад +33

      it's basically an early access game sold at full AAA launch prices, and you being the beta tester for free and you pay them to be their beta tester, for the next 4 or 5 years until their game is finally done and meant to be sold.
      that seems to be every AAA dev nowadays, i mean it was this with Cyberpunk, and now it's going to be this with starfield, and if you think about it, every game has been like this for the last decade since they introduced DLC, because the game isn't fully complete until all the DLC is released and all updates to fix the game are released.
      i guess skyrim didn't really end it's development up until it reached anniversary edition.

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@5226-p1edon't forget PR. These idiots buy the game unfinished, then defend it to anyone who says it's unfinished

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 11 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@5226-p1eand no, there are plenty of triple a devs that would never dream of doing this. People are too lazy to learn that fact still apparently

  • @kyle857
    @kyle857 11 месяцев назад +544

    The moment I had my lungs damaged by gas, while wearing a space suit... I know I was in for a real treat.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад +134

      Perfectly stated sir.

    • @komikop
      @komikop 11 месяцев назад +71

      that whole environmental damage thingy is a joke

    • @malvikvran3737
      @malvikvran3737 11 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@hansjuker8296There was a German guy that had a lot of people's lungs damaged by gas too.

    • @OffTheRailGaming
      @OffTheRailGaming 11 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@komikop In an interview, it was actually stated that the environment system was going to be important but they changed it. And your ship wasn't supposed to have infinite helium 3... They took almost every survival element out of the game for some reason.

    • @TheKingOfJordan1
      @TheKingOfJordan1 11 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@OffTheRailGamingcan't wait for that to be sold as DLC in a year

  • @sparkzmentalz2
    @sparkzmentalz2 11 месяцев назад +733

    These Starfield reviews and rants are more entertaining than the actual game.

    • @jondoe384
      @jondoe384 11 месяцев назад +13

      21k is the best

    • @LiberatedMind1
      @LiberatedMind1 11 месяцев назад

      💯Yup, I've been binging these bitches for days.

    • @toadintheh0le
      @toadintheh0le 11 месяцев назад +5

      I love them

    • @battlecarrier
      @battlecarrier 11 месяцев назад +7

      and getting longer than it takes to complete the main storyline

    • @Mr.Wormsworth
      @Mr.Wormsworth 11 месяцев назад +7

      And more honest

  • @connervega8176
    @connervega8176 11 месяцев назад +646

    The fact everyone is wearing the neon dancer outfit means you massacred all the dancers in the club more than once and I find that hilarious

    • @distantthunder12ck55
      @distantthunder12ck55 11 месяцев назад +139

      Spoilers don't matter to me because after ten hours of this walking, load screen simulator I won't ever be playing this again. Starfield 4/10. Baldur's Gate 3, Tears of the Kingdom, Cyberpunk 2.0 all blow this soulless, unimaginative, repetitive, immersion lacking fraud of a game away.

    • @connervega8176
      @connervega8176 11 месяцев назад +38

      @@distantthunder12ck55totally agree, been on that cyberpunk grind for the past few weeks, put about 140 hours on the game and it’s night and day difference to what it was

    • @thegreathadoken6808
      @thegreathadoken6808 11 месяцев назад +47

      @@distantthunder12ck55 Play some Robocop like the rest of us, and let those other beige, lifeless games be a memory

    • @AaronBowley
      @AaronBowley 11 месяцев назад

      @@distantthunder12ck55the best thing i ever did was uninstall this piece of shit lol

    • @orionxtc1119
      @orionxtc1119 11 месяцев назад +17

      SF is a loading screen simulator

  • @Chromeize
    @Chromeize 11 месяцев назад +261

    Starfield did do one thing perfectly. It exposed which of my subscriptions were paid off to give it good reviews.

    • @misanthropicattackhelicopt4148
      @misanthropicattackhelicopt4148 11 месяцев назад +39

      Oh which ones were thoughs mine were ACG and Gmanlives.

    • @Spencerharrison
      @Spencerharrison 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@misanthropicattackhelicopt4148gmanlives was crazy. He went way too far

    • @peteyd1984
      @peteyd1984 11 месяцев назад +51

      ​@@misanthropicattackhelicopt4148I fucking died listening to GManlives simp for Starfield. I was WHEEZING.

    • @MaakaSakuranbo
      @MaakaSakuranbo 11 месяцев назад +6

      Can't be that people have different tastes these days. Gotta be paid

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад +58

      go check out the Division 2 reviews guys.
      That is a hall of shame right there .....

  • @a8uella
    @a8uella 11 месяцев назад +192

    The fact that you can travel across the universe but can't catch a ride or drive to get to the other side of town is beyond hilarious to me

    • @selfaware7617
      @selfaware7617 11 месяцев назад +6

      Nope sorry get on the space tram

    • @selfaware7617
      @selfaware7617 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@EternalGaze8 yep 😂

    • @u0aol1
      @u0aol1 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@EternalGaze8Was about to write something very similar ha

    • @zonesquestiloveunderworld
      @zonesquestiloveunderworld 11 месяцев назад +7

      Trying to imagine a ground vehicle driving smoothly and somewhat realistically in the Creation Engine's ludicrously outdated and janky collision system is a hilarious mental image.

    • @u0aol1
      @u0aol1 11 месяцев назад

      I was almost convinced with how detailed some of the in game models are, but I'm sure they will either go mech (i.e just a bigger biped walking over the jank) or some kind of magical rainbow shitting alien horse.

  • @williambarr7408
    @williambarr7408 11 месяцев назад +144

    "Put a Chick in it, Make her Gay and make her lame as fuck..." Kathleen Kennedy the creative legend advice for Todd on this quality title👍🏻

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад +25

      ^this

    • @thedoomslayer5863
      @thedoomslayer5863 10 месяцев назад +9

      We are somehow..... Going even further BEYOND than the Panderverse

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 9 месяцев назад +5

      Yep, classic short haircut, girl boss, no beauty whatsoever, standard modern californian politics. Just the peak of fictional characters.

  • @UsmevavyPanacek
    @UsmevavyPanacek 11 месяцев назад +56

    I recently read Morrowind preview in old gaming mags I found when cleaning and there was mention of interview with Todd Howard, where he promised that "each race would start in different city".. Todd bullshitting even back then, I had to laugh.

  • @donmarfil9986
    @donmarfil9986 11 месяцев назад +103

    Darling, cancel all appointments we have for the weekend! Kiloton finally put out his Starfield review! And it's only Part 1!

  • @darkestfugue
    @darkestfugue 11 месяцев назад +84

    Its nice to see someone has synthetic mans back on here, i see too many others that should be on his side hating on him

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад +55

      He is a good lad.
      Agree with him or not, at least he is honest, speaking his mind, and he aint on the payroll.

    • @darkestfugue
      @darkestfugue 11 месяцев назад +21

      @@21Kiloton exactly, as far as reviews go yourself synthetic man and worth a buy are my 3 wise men, all the best to you guys!!

    • @kveitehitmaker6316
      @kveitehitmaker6316 11 месяцев назад

      @@darkestfugue Don't drag me into this. I don't agree with any of you, I don't deal with religion. All of you arguing about it have not the ability to take out the gods you follow in this phenomenon. There are good reasons for thinking it is war, but most of the world does not participate in this conflict. Because we have a real war going on. God bless

    • @darkestfugue
      @darkestfugue 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@kveitehitmaker6316 Who is talking about religion? and who are you?

    • @kveitehitmaker6316
      @kveitehitmaker6316 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@darkestfugue I thought you might be able to encrypt my message. Never mind, I am used to the people who have strong opinions, are also most likely those with no appetite for self respektive nor the wish to philosophy over something old they had done before.
      Me, I am unpartial to your feud. But I agree with both on some parts, I agree with feminism about toxic male power, and I think sometimes the agenda goes too far.
      If I said"This game does not need politics", if a woman is replacing the real man from history", it doesn't necessarily mean I am against female rights and justice. It might be that it is wrong to rewash history.
      I never understood why it is we live through the American lens of this stuff, everything is so weird and ego-driven there. Here, ego is something that you'll be shamed and mocked for if used.

  • @hazcat640
    @hazcat640 11 месяцев назад +105

    Missed one KT. When Todd starts selling ships the inventory cap will not increase. You will be able to buy additional 'ship bays' in the shop as well.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад +37

      Haha now you mention it, we cant rule it out mate. WoT already does this and Im sure they are probably thinking about.

    • @RandomLombax37
      @RandomLombax37 11 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@21Kilotonit'll also core meltdown the game because nothing is optimized. The modders will fix the leaks.

    • @5226-p1e
      @5226-p1e 11 месяцев назад +2

      every time i see someone point out the numbers of how much money bethesda made off of this game, they never think of the people who simply can't get a refund and who hate this game and it's never taken into consideration into their demographics of success.
      because every single day i see another review like this pouring in with people complaining about how bad the game is, and this is from people who played over 100 hours worth of the game and they are regretting it, maybe it's genius for bethesda to make a game you have to spend more than 100 hours just to know for sure if you really like the game or not, because they tricked you into thinking their game was deep and meaningful, when in reality it was about as deep as a puddle the whole time.
      now i could see this game possibly getting better in 5 years from now, but i'm not sure i'm as confident in them as i used to be anymore, the idea of this game was ambitious and the issue is they sold everyone on the idea that they upgraded their engine and made it seem they were capable of surpassing the issues of the past like the load screen issues, but no, that will never happen with the creation engine, it's always going to have a limit to it's overall functionality, where that kind of gameplay is simply impossible, well not impossible, but not very fun because they couldn't make the game engaging enough in space, what's the point of space when it's not really about space when it's just a load screen simulator game?

    • @5226-p1e
      @5226-p1e 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@21Kiloton
      i know of a fun way to get rid of the pronouns, basically don't tell people your mod disables them, name your mod something else, the mod does that something else but also gets rid of the pronoun nonsense, then make another mod that does the same thing and never tell people your mod takes the pronouns out, they will have a lot of fun trying to find the issue, they might accuse you of doing this, but all you can say to that is that it could be their load order or it's a conflict with another mod or you are new to modding and don't know how to fix it.
      any number of these excuses will work without issue, because we know how modding works in bugthesda games, this way you won't get banned and they won't be able to figure out what is causing it, when it's all of your mods lol.
      that will rightfully fuck them over and provide lots of fun, i would try to make mods that everyone wants, like a sexy female follower, these usually get downloaded lots on the nexus.
      i know it's not ideal, but it will work and they won't be able to figure it out, and this process if you want to could be split up with many accounts and maybe you could encourage other modders to get onto this idea lol, the nexus sent many modders away within the last decade because they didn't like something that modder was doing, well get these guys to all make mods on the nexus again and have them all add in the same tweaks to all of their mods, and then eventually the nexus won't have a clue how to stop it because a lot of other people are doing it lol.
      btw, always use an adblocker on the nexus, i know you don't want to support them and preventing their ads is crucial, they gain nothing from you and you end up using their infrastructure like with youtube and many other sites that pull this shit.

  • @zombehnashun
    @zombehnashun 11 месяцев назад +270

    Hearing about all the glitches, social politics, and poor design choices plaguing this game, I'm glad to see you rip it a new one.

    • @zombehnashun
      @zombehnashun 11 месяцев назад +24

      Also, this game perfectly embodies the spirit of Bethesda, since even the in-world cloning processes are bugged.

    • @changsiah2
      @changsiah2 11 месяцев назад

      hater

    • @zombehnashun
      @zombehnashun 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@changsiah2 shill

    • @changsiah2
      @changsiah2 11 месяцев назад

      @@zombehnashun what?

    • @changsiah2
      @changsiah2 11 месяцев назад

      hater@@zombehnashun

  • @bermudadrunk807
    @bermudadrunk807 11 месяцев назад +38

    I never planned on playing this or many of the game 21 reviews. I do however enjoy listening to the reviews while I sit and drink as it makes me feel like I'm hanging out with a smart friend that has read a thesaurus. Thanks for the laughs and info.🍻

  • @studlydudly
    @studlydudly 11 месяцев назад +26

    I remember seeing an interview with Mr Howard, I can't remember the exaxt words the intervewer used, but it was something like " It must be great developing new games, thinking what cool new features to add", to which Mr Howard replied "I actually think of which features we can do without".

    • @ryanvandoren1519
      @ryanvandoren1519 11 месяцев назад +8

      Yep, Todd and Emil both look at what they can gut next. Litwrally just regressing their games.

    • @OrangeNash
      @OrangeNash 11 месяцев назад +5

      That makes sense. For Starfield, they clearly decided they could do without any professional science fiction writers, instead just outsource it to Chat GPT. Imagine what the world will be like in 2300? No., we can do without that. Lets just put Texas 2023 in space, thats enough.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@OrangeNash And it becomes even worse when you made the grave mistake to binge watch lots of 'Expanse' episodes before you start playing Starfield. Damn, the belter pidgin alone is putting Starfield to shame.

  • @AutistikWaldo
    @AutistikWaldo 10 месяцев назад +26

    An entire galaxy to explore, 3 cities populated by 30 people each.

    • @UncomfortableShoes
      @UncomfortableShoes 9 месяцев назад +2

      And each city is the size of a college campus at best and an elementary school campus at worst

    • @AutistikWaldo
      @AutistikWaldo 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@UncomfortableShoes fuckin akila city is smaller than my high school was. Lol

  • @moonasha
    @moonasha 11 месяцев назад +65

    it's really disgusting the amount of early access review copy shilling there was on this game. A lot of smaller youtubers I respected "reviewed" this game and said it was amazing. I lost respect for them. Only a handful of youtubers and review outlets gave this game the 'mid' score it deserved with their shill, I mean, review copies. IGN and Gamespot somehow did it, and a few large youtubers who I gained a ton of respect for (penguinz0, luke stephens, asmongold, jack sather). And I want to single out GManLives as one of the worst shills on the platform, he was bought off to review AC Valhalla, got a free xbox and said it was an amazing game. This time was no different. Guy can't be trusted in any of his reviews.

    • @8517812
      @8517812 11 месяцев назад +1

      It might be as you say, but don't ignore the tiny possibility that they just had a genuinely good time with a game that you don't like... :/

    • @dioniscaraus6124
      @dioniscaraus6124 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@8517812People can like a game and still admit it's objective faults

    • @MeltonCrest
      @MeltonCrest 11 месяцев назад

      @@8517812 Liking a bad game is one thing, straight up LYING about how bad it is is something entirely different.

    • @Beauty_Bot
      @Beauty_Bot 4 месяца назад

      I write for GameSpot! Every reviewer has their own views, of course, but our writers do their best to avoid praising mediocrity. I recently reviewed Starfield's biggest update yet, and I wasn't gonna BS anyone about the state of this game. Did they introduce some good quality-of-life features? Yes. Are you punished with an XP reduction for using them? Also yes. Is it still a buggy mess? Absolutely, yes. Maybe Shattered Space will breathe some life into it this fall when it comes out, but unless they give us a new companion with a moral compass that doesn't point due north like the other four, I doubt it'll change much.

    • @jfkst1
      @jfkst1 4 месяца назад

      Almost every YT review I watched was mediocre at best for Starfield.

  • @AscendantStoic
    @AscendantStoic 11 месяцев назад +208

    Starfield is a very potent lesson in how to waste potential 😅

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 11 месяцев назад +20

      They are perfect for Microsoft then

    • @brokengames9020
      @brokengames9020 11 месяцев назад

      GAME is made for auto-aimers with 30 PREMIUM FPS doing macro-transactions for cut content giving out their personal data and that data is being exploited by publishers to inflate their scam and keep people in the loop. Welcome to the brave naive world. Developers of said naive world can't face the facts so they suppress, censor people. Outsource their dirty work to influencers which get high when they receive free merch.
      Free merch > free speech.
      Is your mind blown how people fall for same thing every time? It shouldn't be. Because divided, singled out individuals has no chance against organized criminal entity; corporation.
      Corporation is an approved scam & spy business. Their approval was obtained through manufactured consent. Corporation is not the industry of manufacturing products. Corporation is in the industry of manufacturing consent.
      As well Corporations [through governments] are harvesting our biometric data on global scale. So they can get to know us far better than we know ourselves,
      and they not just predict our feelings but also manipulate our feelings and sell us anything they want- Be it a product as a service or politician.

    • @mallardofmodernia8092
      @mallardofmodernia8092 11 месяцев назад

      @@johndodo2062 mw3 😭😭🙈

    • @nomad9584
      @nomad9584 11 месяцев назад +6

      Replace *Starfield* with Bethesda, because the future sure does look bleak for Elder Scrolls 6 and Fallout 5. God help us all.

    • @changsiah2
      @changsiah2 11 месяцев назад

      hater

  • @richardmcgravyjordan9996
    @richardmcgravyjordan9996 11 месяцев назад +28

    Nothing like going to neon the space city of sin and seeing a bunch of teletubbies dancing even caught a glimpse of an ankle.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 9 месяцев назад +4

      Seriously, Neon is like someone played Cyberpunk 2077 and removed every single bit of visual appeal, any of the clubs in that game look like actual clubs compared to this family friendly "Rated M for Mature for no reason" that is Starfield.

    • @Beauty_Bot
      @Beauty_Bot 4 месяца назад +3

      @@SammEater Agree, Neon is Diet Night City. Also the clothing in Starfield is so painfully fucking boring, oh my god. So little variation, barely anything brightly colored or visually appealing. EVERYTHING is function over form. It's so stupid, it's a fuckin' RPG, let me make my character a colorful, privileged fashionista if I want. Cyberpunk 2077 did clothing SO much better.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 4 месяца назад

      @@Beauty_Bot Also, it makes zero sense for the elite to dress in the same boring earth tones that the average joe has. There is basically no variation between outfits that really show the difference in their societies.

  • @williambarr7408
    @williambarr7408 11 месяцев назад +33

    The amount of Todd "I swear she said she was 19.." Howard ect quips 😂 God bless you Kiloton your my kind of Smeghead👍🏻

  • @aavv4554
    @aavv4554 11 месяцев назад +55

    While you may not be the hero we deserve, you are the hero we sure as shit need!
    Once again you have dismantled any credibility that little liar has. Keep up the good work 21Kiloton. 👍

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад +15

      Thank you mate.

    • @aavv4554
      @aavv4554 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@21Kiloton You’re more than welcome :)

  • @Neanderthal75
    @Neanderthal75 11 месяцев назад +10

    Please note, how communication devices missing from the game. In 2023, we use our cellphones to send quick messages or call each other. Meanwhile in the game, some quests are about to walk over to another building 50 steps away to talk to someone and then come back. The only communication device seen in the game is some is a wall-mounted microphone, last time seen in the 1980s.

  • @IgnatzMausEsq
    @IgnatzMausEsq 11 месяцев назад +32

    Thank the lord for folks like 21kt and Synth, you have saved me hundreds of dollars and given me some really big laughs! Thanks!

  • @concretespecial9953
    @concretespecial9953 11 месяцев назад +54

    Synthetic man sent me, and boy am I glad he did! Amazing job 21 Kiloton! subbed

    • @CrunchyTire
      @CrunchyTire 11 месяцев назад

      He still wont let you touch his peepee

    • @simondavis750
      @simondavis750 11 месяцев назад +2

      Same here.

  • @cubeincubes
    @cubeincubes 11 месяцев назад +300

    when every company has the exact same idea of what "diversity" means you get less qualified, more biased employees with the least amount of diversity of thought. then you get Starfield

    • @axelhopfinger533
      @axelhopfinger533 11 месяцев назад

      Starfield is certainly a prime example of ESG-conform game design by DEI comittee, implemented by diversity hires and senior devs on their way out, cashing in their retirement cheques from the Microsoft acquisition. Not a shred of competence or care found anywhere!

    • @varmastiko2908
      @varmastiko2908 11 месяцев назад +44

      Isn't it weird how 'diversity' is even a thing for every developer? Almost as if it was required from the outside somehow.

    • @PSXman9
      @PSXman9 11 месяцев назад +55

      @@varmastiko2908 it's almost like there is a 9.42 trillion dollar heavy investment company that has skyscrapers as office buildings in every western country that has a system that rates every company after enviromental, social and governance metrics. Which will decide about if a company should be invested in or not. or in other terms... worth cancelling or not.

    • @josedorsaith5261
      @josedorsaith5261 11 месяцев назад

      "diversity" is just a dog whistle for "get rid of Whites"

    • @LamelKendrick
      @LamelKendrick 11 месяцев назад

      how did your truthful message stay visible? Teach me your ways, Everything truthful I write mysteriously disappears for everyone but me.@@PSXman9

  • @KingCrab6572
    @KingCrab6572 11 месяцев назад +35

    Best part of the video was all the names for "Tod many names Howard" 😂😂

  • @SetHunter-g2n
    @SetHunter-g2n 11 месяцев назад +175

    Starfield is basically Jim Sterling Simulator 2024.

    • @axelhopfinger533
      @axelhopfinger533 11 месяцев назад +18

      OOF! 😵

    • @dustygearhead
      @dustygearhead 11 месяцев назад

      I really used to like Jim back in the day. He was funny and fun to listen to on the destructoid podcast and his older RUclips videos. Then he drank the tranny koolaid and lost his mind.

    • @SetHunter-g2n
      @SetHunter-g2n 11 месяцев назад +47

      @@dustygearheadAgreed he went from video game journalist to the ghost of gamergate.

    • @WASD-MVME
      @WASD-MVME 11 месяцев назад

      He's always been a twat

    • @sup1602
      @sup1602 11 месяцев назад

      I remember when Jim Sterling was a alright bloke, now he's just a gross fat sx pest.

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 11 месяцев назад +11

    Why would anyone want to live in this space california?

  • @Ravix0fFourHorn
    @Ravix0fFourHorn 11 месяцев назад +30

    All these new triple A games have done for me is go back to games that came 2-3 years ago and be like "maybe i was too harsh on you"

    • @selfaware7617
      @selfaware7617 11 месяцев назад +4

      Starfield made me play fallout 3 and then I bought 76 for $7 to try

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 11 месяцев назад +6

      Yep, Fallout4 never looked so good.

    • @quademasters249
      @quademasters249 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@bdleo300 This. FO4 wasn't great but it was certainly better. I actually finished FO4. It's like how disney star wars makes you think Jar Jar and the prequels really weren't that bad...

    • @OrangeNash
      @OrangeNash 11 месяцев назад +4

      Starfield has made Outer Worlds look good.

    • @selfaware7617
      @selfaware7617 11 месяцев назад

      @@OrangeNash Outer Worlds 2 hype

  • @frealms
    @frealms 11 месяцев назад +10

    TH: "Ok, I want a space game. How do we go about that?"
    Employee: "Well sir, they seem to enjoy the randomness of walking aimlessly in our games and something happening, giving the illusion of a world that is alive and full of possible adventures"
    TH: "I see... Get rid of that shit and put huge areas and as many loading screens to tie together those big areas filled with repeated content. Can't wait to collect on those game awards!"

  • @xlixity
    @xlixity 11 месяцев назад +109

    Bethesda's Gamebryo-fork is a fossil. It was outdated even in the mid 00's and Bethesda had to resort to improvising and trickery to feign then-modern engine capabilities.
    In Fallout 3, the metro trains aren't actual trains. They're hats.
    Yes, hats.
    An NPC is wearing them and you can see the NPC under the floor if you move the camera. The NPC simply runs at an accelerated pace to mimic a subway cart.
    If they can't even make a train, what chance in hell did space exploration ever have?
    None. That's why it all feels sterile and like you're on a theater stage. It's insulting.

    • @TalesOfWar
      @TalesOfWar 11 месяцев назад +22

      I remember Obsidian saying how archaic and limited it was when they were making New Vegas, and New Vegas came out in 2010! What's even more baffling is they owned id, who make the id tech engines that run things like Doom and Wolfenstein. They look amazing and scale incredibly well to the point you still get silky smooth frame rates while it looks good on a potato.

    • @zonesquestiloveunderworld
      @zonesquestiloveunderworld 11 месяцев назад +18

      Trying to imagine a wheeled ground vehicle with their engine's abysmal and ridiculously outdated collision system is hilarious. Like, their terrain is still just a flat blocky texture, and even the slightest change of angle would cause the vehicle to noticeably "straighten" out, so it would appear to oscillate constantly as you drove it. I mean, they can't even implement ladders - they had to use a scripted animation, bahaha! xD

    • @xlixity
      @xlixity 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@TalesOfWar To be fair, Obsidian did say that a large part of their limitations came from working within the console's, mostly the PS3's limitations. The PS3 absolutely broke itself when trying to make The Strip and Freeside one whole map. Heck, The Strip itself had to be dialed back so hard they scraped most buildings and NPCs in order for it to run.
      That said, there's blame on Bethesda's engine too, being that their engine could not effectively handle RAM usage which make it prone to crashing, specially in Gomorrah's.
      Even on a powerhouse PC today, install NV with no mods and go walk in Freeside, then the Strip and enter Gomorrah and go inside every floor. You are guaranteed to trigger memory overflow and CTD. Why? Because NV is a 32-bit application and has a natural limit of 2GB of RAM usage, no matter how much RAM you actually have.
      Now some nay-sayers may note that 32-bit applications were the norm until the mid 00s and most 7th gen games are also 32-bit until the early 10s, but unlike Bethesda's engine, most games run on engines that can properly handle memory streaming unless you go out of your way to install 4K texture packs/inject a lot of scripts/stress the physics to an insane degree.
      BTW, Bethesda has never fixed poor memory streaming in the games to this day. They just rely on their games now being 64-bit applications that can use a lot more RAM instead.
      It's why Todd Howard unironically suggested users who have problems with Starfield just upgrade their PCs instead. Cheers.

    • @deathmetalcakefarts2751
      @deathmetalcakefarts2751 10 месяцев назад +1

      GOATED comment bravo that is freakin hilarious!

    • @student40008
      @student40008 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@zonesquestiloveunderworldActually there can be ground vehicles, there's enough proof for that. Bethesda is just lazy. Let's not make excuses 😊

  • @steveanderson5605
    @steveanderson5605 11 месяцев назад +18

    So much to say about this game.
    It’s way too safe. Everything. The story, plot, gameplay, POI.

    • @ryanvandoren1519
      @ryanvandoren1519 11 месяцев назад +14

      Yeah, why is the game rated M? From what ive seen theres no gore, no bad language...no strippers in the strip club? Could be E10+ or T at the most.

    • @BryanOrion-m5i
      @BryanOrion-m5i 10 месяцев назад

      This is how the elite want all entertainment to be like in the new world order...a miserable existence

  • @TwistedTammer
    @TwistedTammer 11 месяцев назад +28

    Almost exactly how I expected the game to turn out, all of the same issues as the previous games they made, insert some new ones, just didn't think it would get this 'diverse' until I saw your warning signs video. ES6 is probably going to be fun if self-induced brain necrosis becomes a fashionable trend, if it isn't already.
    The Truman Show comparison is pretty accurate, if the movie was 2 hours longer due to loading screens. Great script as always, the staring at a blank wall and sterile Todd jokes really got me.

    • @Silentpoppy
      @Silentpoppy 11 месяцев назад +1

      god i really hope es6 is good but bethesdas track record of late has me quite worried on that one lul

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 9 месяцев назад

      The ESG friendly stuff is really just the cherry on top of this shitcake, BG3 had that crap too but at least it's an actual fun game to play as a RPG, there is no meat in this Starfield game, it is visually unappealing, has no character, no actual RPG mechanics in this so called RPG and a boring FPS gameplay loop and outdated mechanics that were already outdated in the XBOX360 days.

    • @TwistedTammer
      @TwistedTammer 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@SammEater The ESG stuff in BG3 was enough of a turnoff for me, but I'd play that game before this game if mandated. A shame so much money went into Starfield, but the core mechanics just make it feel like a 2nd job without the benefits, a pity that can partly be attributed to Emil.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 9 месяцев назад

      @@TwistedTammer Yeah. And besides at least in BG3 you get the option to kill all the esg friendly characters and have an entire storyline of your character be pretty much a full psychopath.
      That is what I wanted in Starfield. I really wanted to join the pirate faction to screw with the Constellation clowns, but the game won't even let you be evil because even the pirates are family friendly.

  • @michaelklingler1961
    @michaelklingler1961 11 месяцев назад +27

    I don’t understand why you don’t have more subscribers man your content is so well done….

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад +33

      My best guess is that Im blacklisted, and Im categorized as "borderline content".
      RUclips swears blind that neither of these things are real .... but then the ex-CEO of RUclips, Susan Wojcicki, went on a video meeting at the World Economic Forum at Davos and explained in great detail that this is precisely what she is doing.
      Thanks for caring though dude

    • @ArchOfficial
      @ArchOfficial 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@21Kiloton Around the same time I found one of your videos via the recommendations bar, I had also started getting lots of fringe content like conspiracy theory stuff, Russian/Indian propaganda "news articles", political commentary videos etc.
      So yes, your channel is most definitely grouped into "borderline content", because the first time I ever saw a video was when RUclips seemed to decide I'm a "borderline user" or whatever.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад +10

      @@ArchOfficial Thank you for the background information mate.
      I would also add that in no small part, advertisers get to mess with channels too.
      If a major video game publishers doesnt like you, and they have a significant advertising account with RUclips, lets just say that "the world is their oyster" when it comes to fucking with your channel.

    • @ArchOfficial
      @ArchOfficial 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@21Kiloton Oh well, at least the videos eventually reach the right people.
      Nobody else on YT is giving game publishers the middle finger (or the thumbs up, in the case of Death Stranding LOL) like you are, so there's great value in it even if the videos don't gross millions of views.

    • @michaelklingler1961
      @michaelklingler1961 11 месяцев назад

      @@21Kilotonthere are people out here that can see the care and passion someone puts into their work I’d watch you over any creator on this platform with millions of subscribers your voice and the way you put your script together is absolute gold bossman I am keeping you in my prayers that one day the world will wake the hell up..

  • @jimjohnson6944
    @jimjohnson6944 11 месяцев назад +27

    The Starfield review the whole world has been waiting for.

    • @mkjjoe
      @mkjjoe 11 месяцев назад

      It depends, how much of the 1.5 hour is adding to all the criticism we've already heard? Is the "woke" sarcasm of the intro representative of the rest? At least it must be entertaining.

  • @enneagram84
    @enneagram84 11 месяцев назад +52

    I rate this review as stunning and brave

  • @HaughsCausedit
    @HaughsCausedit 11 месяцев назад +9

    This game has made me play an Indie game called Genesis Alpha One. You run a space station run by clones trying to find a new earth. Simple concept with replayability, you gather resources to build your station up as you travel around a sector of space. All this to say, a small passion project is better than a Butthesda fast travel simulation.

    • @anthonybinaco532
      @anthonybinaco532 11 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you for recommending this! I would never have heard about this game otherwise.

  • @glass7923
    @glass7923 11 месяцев назад +9

    The full quote is "A jack of all trades is a master of none, but often times better than a master of one".

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu 11 месяцев назад +6

      The specialists hijacked, selectively edited, and spammed the partial quote into the zeitgeist.

  • @Jupa
    @Jupa 11 месяцев назад +46

    As a cross-eyed black man with a full head of white people hair, this game made me feel recognised ❤

    • @chadclay1643
      @chadclay1643 11 месяцев назад

      “Honkey hair” is the correct wording

    • @ShinFahima
      @ShinFahima 11 месяцев назад +4

      Literally me.

    • @BryanOrion-m5i
      @BryanOrion-m5i 10 месяцев назад +4

      As a former gay, black man I agree

  • @Mactalisker..
    @Mactalisker.. 11 месяцев назад +18

    Starfield was designed to push you passed that 2 hours play mark so you cant get a refund. I mean its pretty obvious.

    • @jacksmith7726
      @jacksmith7726 9 месяцев назад +2

      My first try I only lasted as long as the battle outside the mine. Second till in space, finding out it fast travel simulator not a skyrim/fallout/nomansky cross why just ew. I'm done.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 9 месяцев назад +1

      I got it as a promo that came with my new AMD processor, but the thougth that I had actually payed for this mess... ugh. I expected nothing from the game, I payed nothing for it and I _still_ got disappointed. That is a feat in itself, you have to give Todd that.

  • @Arendvdvenk
    @Arendvdvenk 11 месяцев назад +33

    I stopped playing in less time than this review is. I appreciate you taking one for the team.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад +13

      I appreciate that sentiment fella.
      It was a slog ngl

  • @copperypuddle3858
    @copperypuddle3858 11 месяцев назад +13

    TES 6 is doomed, huh?

    • @ryanvandoren1519
      @ryanvandoren1519 11 месяцев назад +2

      I dont even want to think about what fallout will become.

  • @adamwarlock3107
    @adamwarlock3107 11 месяцев назад +8

    I don’t believe mods will save this game this time…

    • @publiusdos5925
      @publiusdos5925 11 месяцев назад +2

      I wouldn't be shocked if they sabotage mod support for this game to make sure we don't fix it in a way that the empty suits at Microsoft don't approve.

  • @husky6672
    @husky6672 11 месяцев назад +38

    Synthetic Man, Worth A Buy, and you are some of the last honest none shill reviewer left

  • @lissyvale629
    @lissyvale629 11 месяцев назад +24

    Appreciate the shoutouts you did for Synthetic Man, Worth a Buy, etc. Really love your style!

    • @AntiJewluminatiDwarf
      @AntiJewluminatiDwarf 11 месяцев назад

      synthetic man used to call out satanism in no uncertain terms, unfortunately it seems they have gotten to him recently, the real synthetic man is no more lol

  • @flightlessbird2281
    @flightlessbird2281 11 месяцев назад +8

    Todd, I don't need a condom because I'm sterile, Howard.

  • @RezaQin
    @RezaQin 11 месяцев назад +16

    I think AI may have made this game.

  • @JK69JK69
    @JK69JK69 11 месяцев назад +25

    You are dead on accurate about the reviewer callouts.
    Only game opinions I still care about are Synth,WAB and you pretty much.
    Thanks for the Hr long rant, This'll b my dinner video for Sunday.

    • @varmastiko2908
      @varmastiko2908 11 месяцев назад

      What's Synth?

    • @ermac6111
      @ermac6111 11 месяцев назад +7

      Synthetic man

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 10 месяцев назад

      Patrician tv and private sessions are honest as well, though they don't put out content very quickly.

  • @rogerc6533
    @rogerc6533 11 месяцев назад +7

    Thank God I was thinking SynthMan was the only uncompromised reviewer left until I saw you. Have a sub.

  • @belltolls1984
    @belltolls1984 11 месяцев назад +5

    It is so great to have your two favorite channels recommending each other; Synthetic Man & 21Kilton are the the best! Thank you for all the hard work!

  • @akatsuki0
    @akatsuki0 11 месяцев назад +16

    Much awaited for this video than the actual game ... 😂😂

  • @chitlun
    @chitlun 11 месяцев назад +10

    Aah, I’ve been waiting for this. I’m gonna go to the offy and get some beers in. Back in a bit…

  • @adamjames8854
    @adamjames8854 11 месяцев назад +13

    This channel deserves way more attention

  • @robkinney1974
    @robkinney1974 11 месяцев назад +13

    It's hilarious when I fire off shots and my companion runs right into my line of fire. I took down my own companion more than the enemy, thanks to their cognitive disabilities.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 9 месяцев назад +1

      This is one of the reasons why I _never_ played or play any of the new Fallout games with a companion. With the exception of some admittedly hilarious character like Dog/God, but even then it's a 'They are slightly more entertaining than annoying'. Companions in the classic games were fun, just never give Ian an SMG and your good. In the new games I find them utterly annoying.

  • @MattEdwards1
    @MattEdwards1 11 месяцев назад +9

    Great reset simulator! Hahaha absolutely spot on!

  • @RichardPhillips1066
    @RichardPhillips1066 11 месяцев назад +33

    You deserve credit for being the only RUclipsr I know that called out the danger signs , everyone else was blinded by hope or shilling

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 11 месяцев назад +6

      I hope you're joking. I follow at least 8 people who all said this would be trash. And then they all made videos confirming its trash

    • @quasar953
      @quasar953 11 месяцев назад +7

      Its pretty telling when there were only a few large RUclips channels expressing even slight skepticism over Starfield's hype while there were numerous small to mid size channels recognizing all the red flags that popped up in the months leading up to the game's release.

    • @Scaley_Reptile
      @Scaley_Reptile 11 месяцев назад

      true, I watched several channels doig same, but yes.. most of the bigger channels like Act Man just shilled and lied.
      its a GOOD thing, makes seperating the phonies from the real ones much easier..
      Synthetic man has me Laughing my a$$ off watching his review, he HATED it... same with spiderman, disgustingly "woke"

    • @mindaugasstankus5943
      @mindaugasstankus5943 11 месяцев назад

      @@quasar953 Here lies problem small and mid size one. All of them combine do not have reach of one big or what "main steam" media have. Plenty smaller ones regurgitating BS too...

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 10 месяцев назад

      @@quasar953 the check cleared so all the big channels had to make sure that the digital copies moved

  • @agentbrown5542
    @agentbrown5542 11 месяцев назад +10

    'Played 300hrs but says he doesnt like it? Yeah, right'.
    Just getting this in before the 1st Bethesda groupie turns up.
    Personally i thought it was bland, dull, lifeless etc. Just felt nothing for the story, quests, characters, companions (especially these). Didn't care enough to continue after the first three artefacts.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад +3

      I feel ya.
      I kept hoping that it would turn a corner and suddenly get good, but it didnt. I dont even think DLC can save it tbh.

    • @The_Glazer
      @The_Glazer 11 месяцев назад +1

      Spoking generally its weird when they say that because that just means i gave it a more than fair shake to do my best to not misrepresented the product.

    • @RichardPhillips1066
      @RichardPhillips1066 11 месяцев назад +1

      I genuinely forgot to keep playing it

    • @brucecromie3393
      @brucecromie3393 11 месяцев назад

      21Kiloton’s reviews should be compulsory before any major game purchase, especially Bethesda Game. Fantastic video.

  • @vast634
    @vast634 11 месяцев назад +5

    A game where the adoring fan is the only rather normal person.

  • @dragonofdolittle1332
    @dragonofdolittle1332 11 месяцев назад +3

    Todd “this never normally happens to me” Howard. 😂😂😂

  • @thetoadwalker3010
    @thetoadwalker3010 11 месяцев назад +2

    OK someone, I don't remember who now, explained the buffering issue really well. What happens is that every time you load in and out of scanner mode and switch between weapons in the quick weapons change sub menu (especially when the weapon has a lot of extra skills attached to it) the game indexes your entire inventory, and does it again for as many skills as your gun has. So, the bigger your inventory the bigger the buffer because the game isn't just loading your weapon or switching modes, it's loading your whole inventory several times.

  • @Karter_Blackpaw
    @Karter_Blackpaw 11 месяцев назад +7

    I know we like to joke that people have brain damage liking "XYZ game" but this game legitimately makes me think people have very serious brain damage if they like this game so much. Are your standards really that low?

  • @skyrimisforthenords8312
    @skyrimisforthenords8312 11 месяцев назад +7

    I was determined to enjoy this game and i failed. The game refused to let me do anything interesting or quests my own way, so i just started blasting these ugly npcs. It was a bit funny trying to do quests as cops were attacking me. But once you get a big enough bounty, the game just breaks and quests stop spawning. Ive lost hope for tes6

    • @osc-oldschoolclips5204
      @osc-oldschoolclips5204 11 месяцев назад +4

      *spoiler alert at the bottom of my comment. Don’t click more if you care about spoilers*
      Yup. After the Crimson Fleet mission I completely said fuck the rest of this game and I just got through the rest of the game.
      *spoiler alert*
      The fact that you can’t double cross Delgado with Mathias …even though he brings it up MULTIPLE times is so stupid. It’s the illusion of choice. . . . . . . . What is the fucking point of it? I don’t really understand it.
      Also at the very end of the questline, the most annoying character is ALL OF GAMING escapes and you can’t even kill her. You can’t kill her. She’s nowhere to be found. It’s fucking annoying shit like that, that actually make me hate some of these quests.

  • @theronnett
    @theronnett 11 месяцев назад +26

    Time to enjoy the newest chapter.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад +21

      I sincerely hope the video is more entertaining than the game mate.

    • @MarquisDeSang
      @MarquisDeSang 11 месяцев назад +4

      My pronoun is TRUMP

  • @shawnadams1965
    @shawnadams1965 11 месяцев назад +19

    Hey Kilo I've been waiting on this one. I decided not to buy it until it gets heavily discounted and modded to hell and back. Cheers Mate!

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад +12

      Always a pleasure to see you Shawn.
      Yeah pick it up for ten quid and you will only be slightly disappointed.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 9 месяцев назад

      I would be that optimistic about the modding thing. Modders might have saved half-finished and half-broken Bethesda games time and again, but according to many experienced modders, Starfield is a mess even in this regard and pretty much unmoddable.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 9 месяцев назад

      @@21Kiloton I got it for free as a promo coming with my new AMD processor. I expected pretty much nothing from the game, I've payed nothing for the game and even I feel disappointed and ripped off.

  • @robintst
    @robintst 11 месяцев назад +67

    The woke trash in this game brings to mind that one line from the movie Trainspotting, "One thousand years from now there'll be no guys or girls, just wankers."

    • @zonesquestiloveunderworld
      @zonesquestiloveunderworld 11 месяцев назад

      lol, that line always replays in my head whenever I see people bickering about identity politics and partaking in the victimhood/oppression Olympics. The rich are cackling with glee as the working class are distracted by meaningless and destructively divisive "progressive" bulls**t (that isn't remotely progressive at all). Renton's prophecy is uncannily close to coming true, bahaha xD

  • @BilisiFunfun
    @BilisiFunfun 11 месяцев назад +3

    Why can't John Starfield, Starborn of the 24th Century, have a tablet or smartphone to track what ingredients he needs?

  • @emptynukacolabottle5822
    @emptynukacolabottle5822 11 месяцев назад +3

    "Admiral Logan's office shouldnt be terribly far. Let's go"
    Lmao. That bit immediately reminded me of that part in the Dawnguard dlc in Skyrim where you and Serana are looking for her mum's secret alchemy lab in the vampire castle.
    And she just wont SHUT UP.
    "yes? what do you need?"
    "Yes? What do you need?"
    "YES? WHAT DO YOU NEED?"
    *"YES? WHAT DO YOU NEED?"*

  • @kluafoz
    @kluafoz 11 месяцев назад +10

    FINALLY the God level review we've all been waiting for!!!!!

    • @MaakaSakuranbo
      @MaakaSakuranbo 11 месяцев назад

      Idk, pretty mid all around. Wakem eup for the PatricianTV 12 hour+ review in a couple years

  • @juliusfucik4011
    @juliusfucik4011 11 месяцев назад +7

    I am laughing so hard at your ship names 😂😂

  • @F3ar3ss
    @F3ar3ss 11 месяцев назад +2

    *Tears you mentioned Freelancer..... to this day is my favorite space game ever. Especially with the discovery mod.... :( i miss that game.
    Cheers 21Kilo!

  • @chillhour6155
    @chillhour6155 11 месяцев назад +6

    Yeah Nexus Mods banned a modder for removing a flag..from a game they themselves don't even own
    "Removing" , not even adding anything that could even be considered offensive to the game, the world is just a clown factory at this point

  • @tzeneth
    @tzeneth 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Just check that helmet for mold first." Wow, that's a burn and one I actually recognize. Man, the entire set of constant issues with FO76 and the (3rd party) merchandise just never ended. They did eventually overcome the canvas shortage of 2018 and get me my cheaply made canvas bag, though. It actually worked as a bag for a little while before I stopped using it because I wasn't going out anywhere for multiple years and it got buried somewhere.

  • @ubermenschbrent
    @ubermenschbrent 11 месяцев назад +3

    “Starfield is the Truman Show of space exploration games,”
    Holy f*ck, the most quotable quote of 2023 goddamit

  • @Truth_Teller_101
    @Truth_Teller_101 9 месяцев назад +2

    My cat dropped a DLC for this game in her litterbox.

  • @FlameOfRoyeca
    @FlameOfRoyeca 11 месяцев назад +5

    Men in Starfield are working doubletime trying to maintain the population since most people you see are females for some reason

  • @darvamehleran786
    @darvamehleran786 11 месяцев назад +2

    Admiral Logan's office shouldn't be terribly far, lets go.

  • @WaifusSansFrontieres
    @WaifusSansFrontieres 11 месяцев назад +3

    >You will notice elements of (...) Freelancer
    ah, a man of culture I see

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад

      Thank you sir.

  • @PaladinHD
    @PaladinHD 11 месяцев назад +5

    So glad I didn't get swept up in the hype for this game. As a huge fan of science fiction it hurts so bad that Bethesda could fail this hard at making a good game.
    Everything about it is such a letdown.
    Apparently most of the higher ups took their payout and bailed on the company after selling out, figures...

    • @Gruftkriecher
      @Gruftkriecher 11 месяцев назад +4

      Honestly, after the decline of Fallout and Bethesdas tendencies for exaggerated anouncments anyone pre-ordering or buying their games without watching at least 10hrs of reviews should have their brains checked. The worst part about this is that even somewhat positive reviews sound like someone just condensed buyers remorse into a video.

    • @tastethecock5203
      @tastethecock5203 11 месяцев назад

      @@Gruftkriecher They've been degrading since morrowind in most areas lol. They've been "1 steps forward 2 steps back".

  • @fffrrraannkk
    @fffrrraannkk 11 месяцев назад +4

    No Jeremy Soule music in the game unfortunately. In fact no Jeremy music ever again, so expect a drop in quality in the Elder Scrolls 6 music. Sucks because music in Oblivion and Skyrim is one of the best parts. I'll never get tired of hearing it.

  • @TheUltimateHacker007
    @TheUltimateHacker007 11 месяцев назад +5

    I still can't comprehend how there's so many players still playing on steam given the fact that this game is pretty much an empty canvas for modders

  • @TheBossOcats
    @TheBossOcats 11 месяцев назад +6

    Skyrim was actually Jeremy Soule composing the soundtrack, that's why it's league better than the other games haha

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад +3

      Apoliges. You are absolutely correct.

    • @TheBossOcats
      @TheBossOcats 11 месяцев назад

      No worries. Very good video nonetheless @@21Kiloton

  • @The_Noticer.
    @The_Noticer. 10 месяцев назад +5

    The fact that I had not heard of this channel until synthetic man mentioned it, shows how RUclips's algorithm 'works' to prevent us from finding actual content we like.
    Ah well, i'm here now. Subbed.
    Also, Inun is a tribe member, so naturally he's a penny pinching j....

  • @_uncredited
    @_uncredited 11 месяцев назад +13

    I've already watched dozens of hours of content roasting Starfield. It's not enough. It'll never be enough. More!

  • @VampiricBard
    @VampiricBard 11 месяцев назад +2

    Omg I was drinking coffee during the part where Sarah spams "Admiral Logan's office shouldn't be terribly far, let's go". I legit almost spit out some coffee in laughter when she said in a modulated voice while wearing a space suit. 😂

  • @atraxian5881
    @atraxian5881 11 месяцев назад +3

    Starfield took the space exploration direcy from Mass Effect 1... But at least ME1 had fewer loading screens and a ground vehicle.

    • @Ale-dd3ek
      @Ale-dd3ek 6 месяцев назад

      And goofing around with the Mako could be fun

  • @prismaticbeetle3194
    @prismaticbeetle3194 9 месяцев назад +3

    Ironically TODD picked the one game genre that would reveal all his weaknesses in game design

    • @Poppa_Capinyoaz
      @Poppa_Capinyoaz 5 месяцев назад

      It's hubris at this point. Being acquired by Microsoft for billions probably sent him over the edge of fart-sniffing that he was already dangerously close to.

  • @vast634
    @vast634 11 месяцев назад +32

    Fun fact: in the game files for NPC looks, the developers use Male/Female and C/A/B to indicate race. No pronouns there...

    • @Insomnolant1335
      @Insomnolant1335 10 месяцев назад +3

      "Confusion and uncertainty for thee, obvious and informative categorization for me."

  • @4thObserver
    @4thObserver 11 месяцев назад +3

    LMAO @29:24 . If Todd " I was on the otherside of town when we killed her. " Howard. 💀

  • @stanettiels7367
    @stanettiels7367 11 месяцев назад +3

    Wow, I love how this is the first notification I’ve had since your Redfall video. RUclips is burying you.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад +1

      Yes. Yes they are Stanetti

    • @stanettiels7367
      @stanettiels7367 11 месяцев назад

      @@21Kiloton
      Scumbags.

  • @kaidorade1317
    @kaidorade1317 11 месяцев назад +5

    As a gentleman once said: “I’ve been looking forward to this “

  • @stephenruth9559
    @stephenruth9559 11 месяцев назад +4

    Part 2 of this better be at least a few days away, cos I haven't stopped laughing since watching this, and now it's actually starting to hurt.
    I just don't know how much more i could take. Jesus Christ.

  • @bazzzzz6175
    @bazzzzz6175 11 месяцев назад +3

    Superb.
    Nice shout out for Razor, WAB and Synth.
    I've found WAY more enjoyment watching YT videos critiquing/trashing Starfailed than I did in my 20 hours of suffering the game itself.
    Been wondering if you'd cover it, Spiderman 2 or Alan Wake in your usual, inimitable style.

  • @typical_tupolev3924
    @typical_tupolev3924 11 месяцев назад +3

    I wrote a bad review on steam and the DEVELOPERS responded to me coping about how good they think the game is.

  • @benjaminschimpf421
    @benjaminschimpf421 5 месяцев назад +1

    You wandered the galaxy as Jim Sterling 😂

  • @flightlessbird2281
    @flightlessbird2281 11 месяцев назад +3

    21k you are a living (hopefully for vampiric ranges) legend. Always a pleasure. Nobody can capustulate games, humour, and politics as thee doth. Love yah brah. God bless.

  • @djgeorgieporgie3842
    @djgeorgieporgie3842 10 месяцев назад +2

    Dude! Com on son dying for part 2 mate 🤘🏽

    • @JoegeorgeDoc
      @JoegeorgeDoc 10 месяцев назад +1

      I concur PART 2 PART 2 PART 2 !! ( the mob is growing ) 😂

  • @PSXman9
    @PSXman9 11 месяцев назад +5

    This will be a fun Saturday evening.

  • @FabiusPolis
    @FabiusPolis 9 месяцев назад +2

    Imagine Peter Molyneux and Todd would work on the same project and advertising it together. They would describe a game with ABSOLUTE freedom, brilliance, depht and you will see the greatest hype ever. In the end, it would turn out being just a blank text editor where you can write...well...everything you want 😀

  • @roberteden3713
    @roberteden3713 11 месяцев назад +13

    This is most likely the best starfield review ive watched thus far. You've got a new sub! I'll be binging tonite.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад +7

      Welcome to the shitshow.
      Its all downhill from here .....

  • @failingup4907
    @failingup4907 5 месяцев назад +2

    I paid $100 for this piece of sh*t! I played 5 hrs and uninstalled! I'll never pre order a game again.
    This guy is funny as hell. Love the swearing and how he does it. Gman lives is very good at this also.
    Also, how do these companies, not get sued? They are going to keep doing this crap until there is some accountability, and I don't think it should just be in the form of people not buying their games. They should be fined millions, or people should get a refund after the ruling.
    Subscribed!

  • @requiemagent3014
    @requiemagent3014 11 месяцев назад +6

    I heavily have to disagree with the size of this game. I played this free over Gamepass, have 250 hours in it and done everything. Literally everything. This game is tiny. Its comically tiny. If you ignore the randomly generated trash this game is smaller then any open world game I have played in the last ten years.
    It is so lackluster in terms of content you can see everything the game has to offer in roughly 50 hours. Yes that includes going to new game plus ten. The few handcrafted locations are also small and lack content. I would never pay full price for this. It's a joke

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  11 месяцев назад

      This is criticism I can take on the chin.
      Thank you.

    • @requiemagent3014
      @requiemagent3014 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@21Kiloton The first time I visited new Atlantis I thought it was a relatively big area. Nope. It's masked by the loading screens. Neon is by far the biggest city and it is maybe half the size of one part of Night City from Cyberpunk. Which Neon clearly has gotten inspiration from.
      The Phantom liberty DLC costs 35 dollar and just the new Dogtown Area offers more content then the entirety of Starfield.
      I know Cyberpunk has it's own problems. This is just a size comparison and what you are getting for your money.
      Glad you saw my comment