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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
  • When crime rules over the city of Los Sueños, it is up to the Germans to restore law and order!
    This city is fu*ked.
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Комментарии • 130

  • @rickybobby3960
    @rickybobby3960 7 месяцев назад +853

    "Sometimes life is like a door: hard to open." -German Philosopher, 2024

  • @thesandwich5321
    @thesandwich5321 7 месяцев назад +1030

    If "A bunch of Germans..." ends up becoming a regular series I think I'm going to make my depression move out.

    • @TheClericYT
      @TheClericYT  7 месяцев назад +252

      It definitely will! "A Bunch of Germans..." will be a variety format with more games (like Sea of Thieves or Helldivers 2) coming in the future!

    • @thesandwich5321
      @thesandwich5321 7 месяцев назад +25

      @@TheClericYT NICE!

    • @ct_tropical1451
      @ct_tropical1451 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@thesandwich5321 a sandwich with depression, how'd that happen?

    • @Hershewed
      @Hershewed 7 месяцев назад +10

      @ct_tropical1451 they forgot their mayonnaise

    • @Tau-5-weeb
      @Tau-5-weeb 6 месяцев назад +3

      Their haaaammmm

  • @ForDeutschland
    @ForDeutschland 7 месяцев назад +539

    "Frau und Kinder?"
    "Tot."
    The simplicity of this is lowkey funny as scheiße

    • @thelvadam2884
      @thelvadam2884 5 месяцев назад +33

      no fanfare, straight to the point, classic german.

  • @MeeesterBond17
    @MeeesterBond17 5 месяцев назад +252

    "Tonight, on "A bunch of Germans", we're going to use every single regional accent from the UK in one sentence, and invent three new ones." 😂😂😂

  • @emmerzleigh5540
    @emmerzleigh5540 7 месяцев назад +534

    As someone learning German its nice to hear raw german with clear voices. I am loving it and yall are hilarious

    • @bobapthorpe
      @bobapthorpe 7 месяцев назад +11

      I'm not sure any of this will be of any use in normal conversation...

    • @emmerzleigh5540
      @emmerzleigh5540 7 месяцев назад +54

      @bobapthorpe that isn't the point tho. You don't gotta use every word you learn. It's still important to learn and it can be useful if I need funny words with german friends lmao. But the point is listening to Germans speak.

    • @TheOfficial007
      @TheOfficial007 7 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@bobapthorpeIdk I think some of the phrasing is good for small talk and there is vocabulary there to pick up as well.

    • @spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272
      @spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272 7 месяцев назад +1

      I have the same thing in mind!

    • @Asolarpanel
      @Asolarpanel 6 месяцев назад +4

      exactly! Im trying to get the grasp of learning to pronounce words after I learn what it means

  • @ExtantPerson
    @ExtantPerson 7 месяцев назад +275

    I love how even without knowing a word of German, you can understand what they’re saying because of the sheer emotion behind the delivery

  • @RaccoonDentist
    @RaccoonDentist 7 месяцев назад +282

    Die Polizei ist hier!

  • @darkmemelord2917
    @darkmemelord2917 7 месяцев назад +164

    Currently attempting to learn German, and these videos are so entertaining lol
    The subtitles help so much as well

    • @bangercakes
      @bangercakes 6 месяцев назад +1

      Same, these kinds of videos (with English subtitles) really help me follow along.

  • @berrywhy
    @berrywhy 7 месяцев назад +135

    Probably my first time hearing germans do an english accent. Better than mine!

  • @deletos7463
    @deletos7463 7 месяцев назад +131

    2:37 Unfortunately for this officer, upon contemplating if his middle name was, infact, Careful (implying a he was a part if a lineage of others whom follow the same name-sake), he learned, in a rather rapid fashion, that this was not the truth.
    Truly a blimey moment.

  • @thehighgroundhimself736
    @thehighgroundhimself736 6 месяцев назад +95

    "Willkommen zu TVTotal heute.... ICH WERDE ANGESCHOSSEN, ELTON, ELTON" hat mir den Rest gegeben

  • @fireblow6842
    @fireblow6842 6 месяцев назад +81

    You know what's just terrible? Thanks to soviet womble and nordern I have become accustomed to reading the subtitles even though I understand english.
    Now I am sitting here, watching you guys speak my native language and reading egnlish subtitles out of habit...

  • @GloriG_C17
    @GloriG_C17 7 месяцев назад +75

    Eminem has gone real silence when this dropped 0:18

  • @armin3419
    @armin3419 6 месяцев назад +79

    Explaining German jokes, part 1: At 5:17 he technically says "the blade cuts like [it was made out of] butter" instead of "like _through_ butter".
    Might also be a verbal error but it's funny either way.

    • @Lupus._.
      @Lupus._. 6 месяцев назад +16

      Are you German? Because I am, and the saying 'it cuts like through butter' - 'es schneidet wie durch Butter' means that something, like an axe through wood or a saw through metal, cuts through something with ease, like a knife through butter. I'm very sure he meant that he's cutting a path through his enemies, like the saying implies, as a knife does through butter. If you meant it as I explained it, ignore this. I couldn't be sure if your 'it was made out of' was referring to the 'blade' or the thing which is cut by the 'blade'. I just wanted to clarify.

    • @Zargabaath
      @Zargabaath 19 дней назад

      He apparently says "schneidert durch Leute wie euch durch wie butter" -> "cuts through people like you like butter"
      He's describing "people like you" as being as cuttable as butter is.

  • @RaccoonDentist
    @RaccoonDentist 7 месяцев назад +51

    Live. Laugh. Lungo.

  • @Undydamon
    @Undydamon 4 месяца назад +20

    As a German I'm glad there are so many videos of "Germans play ___"

  • @megasoma_elephas
    @megasoma_elephas 7 месяцев назад +72

    Also ich habe vielleicht fünf Prozent vom Gameplay verstanden, aber das Video ist trotzdem Top...
    ON TODAY'S EPISODE-

  • @germanlad1609
    @germanlad1609 6 месяцев назад +21

    9:20 boah alter das "Die Polizei ist hier" gefolgt vom Knall nach solcher Sequenz von unsinn hat mich getötet 😂

  • @SilverSabertooth
    @SilverSabertooth 7 месяцев назад +45

    aha, das top gear jokes ist funny
    i know like no german ok cut me some slack lmao

  • @crunchtime5102
    @crunchtime5102 6 месяцев назад +24

    “The Blade of Justice” is one of my favorite bits of all time now; purely because of how funny it is to hear German spoken so emphatically.*

  • @SethiKinsGaming
    @SethiKinsGaming 6 месяцев назад +28

    "I conceal carry a scar L" hit me particularly hard lol

    • @ikea_warlord
      @ikea_warlord 5 месяцев назад +1

      I wish I could even own one

  • @zsalaz1162
    @zsalaz1162 7 месяцев назад +27

    You guys are so funny, I’m so glad I found your channel! Now I’m really motivated to learn German as well

  • @CatraTwat
    @CatraTwat 7 месяцев назад +327

    Haha, balls.

  • @magikarpgaming6397
    @magikarpgaming6397 6 месяцев назад +21

    THE FLASHBANG BOUNCING BACK MOMENT KILLED ME XD

  • @Tau-5-weeb
    @Tau-5-weeb 7 месяцев назад +83

    Yup, so Arbeitet das SEK.
    und bitte
    Nen Lungo.

  • @pockpock6382
    @pockpock6382 7 месяцев назад +18

    single funniest german content I've seen in a while, because its not catered to a german audience...

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 5 месяцев назад +16

    Ah yes,the game where you open doors and explode.

  • @quickgurke
    @quickgurke 5 месяцев назад +12

    Das ist wirklich pures Comedy Gold, ich habe selten so viel gelacht bei einem YT Video wie bei dem hier 😂

  • @tripplec6798
    @tripplec6798 6 месяцев назад +11

    6:42 that "oh" of realization

  • @fourfours9928
    @fourfours9928 7 месяцев назад +25

    I'm doing my part!

  • @itsluk
    @itsluk 7 месяцев назад +19

    Ich nehm nen Lungo

  • @sprites4ever482
    @sprites4ever482 4 месяца назад +7

    Der Laden hat nicht geschlossen, der hat geschossen.

  • @Fredrick_Turner
    @Fredrick_Turner 7 месяцев назад +8

    As someone who understands 4.6% of german, this video was very funny

  • @derpboat9371
    @derpboat9371 6 месяцев назад +4

    I might not understand German, but I know when someone makes an among us joke and I know when to be mad about it

  • @jacknightfury_6132
    @jacknightfury_6132 6 месяцев назад +5

    Alles von 7:02 bis zum schluss hat bei mir den stärksten Lachanfall verursacht, den ich seit Monaten hatte. Vielen Dank dafür.

  • @flare9757
    @flare9757 5 месяцев назад +2

    I love germans doing British accents for some reason and I don’t know why.

  • @LemonBody1
    @LemonBody1 22 дня назад +1

    These guys are so funny when speaking German, but even MORE gunny in English.

  • @bobapthorpe
    @bobapthorpe 7 месяцев назад +4

    I can't explain why but this is about ten times funnier with German dialogue

  • @Rikuyami_x
    @Rikuyami_x 2 месяца назад +1

    “I’ve watched enough John Wick movies-“ Immediately gets sent to Valhalla after being slumped in the doorway 😂
    Love these videos guys can’t get enough of this❤

  • @Elias.Six-Two
    @Elias.Six-Two 7 месяцев назад +5

    I too conceal carry a scar-L

    • @ikea_warlord
      @ikea_warlord 5 месяцев назад

      ah i see you're a man of culture as well (scar-H better)

  • @AK-Drakoin
    @AK-Drakoin 5 месяцев назад +2

    I’m glad we Americans aren’t the only ones who make really bad British impressions

  • @brennaw8684
    @brennaw8684 7 месяцев назад +4

    These videos are greatly helping me learn German!!

  • @bit_ronic
    @bit_ronic 3 месяца назад +1

    ah, the gsg9, truly one of the world's finest police forces

  • @Hershewed
    @Hershewed 6 месяцев назад +2

    This channel is so underrated, and your videos are great quality, keep it up! 🙏

  • @cnbgamer607
    @cnbgamer607 5 месяцев назад +1

    I definitely have the laugh of a German. LMAO 🤣 I would love to learn and maybe one day be brave enough to visit Germany too everyone says the beer taste great snd I’m tempted to try some for myself

  • @ethanmcfarland8240
    @ethanmcfarland8240 6 месяцев назад +1

    you could make a comedy show about Deutschsland Polize going to America

  • @maryroth2366
    @maryroth2366 4 месяца назад +1

    Watching this I had the old EAV song "Mach nie die Tür auf" stuck in my head.

  • @TalynCo
    @TalynCo День назад

    The way their accent when speaking english swims freely through the commonwealth is impressive.

  • @cheuckhin7459
    @cheuckhin7459 5 месяцев назад +1

    my germans unironically improving thx to u guys 😂

  • @thebionickidco.4787
    @thebionickidco.4787 7 месяцев назад +4

    Die polizei ist hier!

  • @smallsynth
    @smallsynth 7 месяцев назад +6

    ive been learning german recently cause an online friend of mine is german, and hearing you and your talk in it has actually helped me figure out what words mean what and how some are genuinely pronounced, so prost to you guys for helpin out a little bit while also being entertaining as hell

  • @HZStudios2023
    @HZStudios2023 3 месяца назад +1

    0:02 Negative! ~Ein Amerikaner (An american)

  • @Schnicott
    @Schnicott 7 месяцев назад +3

    Bitte mehr davon! Geiles Video

  • @Atoll-ok1zm
    @Atoll-ok1zm 2 месяца назад

    Good to see making fun of the brits isn't just an american thing.

  • @TheHorsesMaster
    @TheHorsesMaster 4 месяца назад +1

    8:52 yippie renault logo teppich

  • @nevr4give220
    @nevr4give220 6 месяцев назад +1

    Einfach nur eine Gruppe an Freunden die Spaß an Spielen haben. Wunderbares editing und sogar fantastischer Humor zugleich! Gut, dass ich euch gefunden habe :)

  • @ahoahh
    @ahoahh Месяц назад

    i have no idea wtf is going on in this game but this was so funny

  • @shadowplay56
    @shadowplay56 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ich wünschte meine freunde wären nicht solche geringverdiener und würden sich ready or not kaufen

  • @michaelanders3933
    @michaelanders3933 2 месяца назад

    Why aren’t they wearing chainmail?

  • @uk6396
    @uk6396 6 месяцев назад +1

    Die Slivki Show Stimme war zu akkurat. Raab auch zu gut

  • @samfinkjensen
    @samfinkjensen 19 дней назад

    9:15 “ich hab gerade Gott gesehen, glaube ich“ ahaha

  • @SCP_with_a_stolen_phone_hehe
    @SCP_with_a_stolen_phone_hehe 7 месяцев назад +1

    POL1Z1STENS0HN währe stolz

  • @nininyoko13
    @nininyoko13 7 месяцев назад +1

    I'm doing my part!
    Love you guys xD

  • @PieALaMode
    @PieALaMode 2 месяца назад

    no panties no pets

  • @dylannix4289
    @dylannix4289 6 месяцев назад +2

    5:17 Holy fck. That lowkey kinda sounds like the German dub Garand Thumb uses for Ron Jeremy

    • @ikea_warlord
      @ikea_warlord 5 месяцев назад

      we havent had Ron Jeremy in a long time no? we got Charlie instead I guess

    • @dylannix4289
      @dylannix4289 5 месяцев назад

      @@ikea_warlord And Komrade Micah as well

    • @ikea_warlord
      @ikea_warlord 5 месяцев назад

      @@dylannix4289 yes but Micah was there when Ron Jeremy was still a thing too, no?

    • @dylannix4289
      @dylannix4289 5 месяцев назад

      @@ikea_warlord What are you on about? It’s only been like two months since the last Ron Jeremy appearance. Who tf said he’s gone??

    • @ikea_warlord
      @ikea_warlord 5 месяцев назад

      @@dylannix4289 huh must have missed that video then. i don't watch every of his videos anymore since some guns he covers i'm just not interested in. so i guess it just was my perspective that Ron Jeremy was gone, I didn't consider I don't watch all of his videos anymore

  • @MemMemington
    @MemMemington 7 месяцев назад +1

    always good to see a new vid! they get funnier with each second i swear

  • @luvtea__
    @luvtea__ 7 месяцев назад +1

    CHRO - CHRO LATTE??

  • @Mode_na
    @Mode_na 7 месяцев назад

    I'm learning conversational German and your videos have been really helpful for my practices! Vielen dank!

  • @BlackKnigth323
    @BlackKnigth323 5 месяцев назад

    Idk what type of Top Gear show these Germans watch, but I'm both concerned and interested about it

  • @isolatedinquarantine9455
    @isolatedinquarantine9455 7 месяцев назад +1

    I will never get tired of these videos

  • @SakirTheMagnificent
    @SakirTheMagnificent 5 месяцев назад

    as a person trying to learn german, i don't know if this gets my german better or worse lmao

  • @darklight5815
    @darklight5815 7 месяцев назад +1

    officer balls

  • @Sucction
    @Sucction 6 месяцев назад

    i've recently started re-learning german as my 3rd language(besides english and my native one), so this series is god sent

  • @einhornsarah8
    @einhornsarah8 5 месяцев назад

    I am dying rigbt now 😂 I absolutly love this

  • @leonkrohm5429
    @leonkrohm5429 7 месяцев назад

    Endlich wissen wir was mit Mario Barth passiert ist XD

  • @psyro6921
    @psyro6921 6 месяцев назад +1

    einfach herrlich❤

  • @-soverytired
    @-soverytired 4 месяца назад

    Help, why is the british accent getting better

  • @shuriken2505
    @shuriken2505 5 месяцев назад

    a german who can roll his r's....

  • @slycase2366
    @slycase2366 7 месяцев назад

    I love raccoon dentist sound and his style lol

  • @Kozzado
    @Kozzado 7 месяцев назад

    supidupi🥸👍

  • @neutralasswitz3192
    @neutralasswitz3192 5 месяцев назад

    Der eine hört sich wie Zombey an

  • @WhatsInANameArts
    @WhatsInANameArts 7 месяцев назад

    the aggressive hello

  • @Fixxate
    @Fixxate 5 месяцев назад

    Is this the gestapo

  • @crittercreatureW0AH
    @crittercreatureW0AH 5 месяцев назад

    i love these videos

  • @justincholos.balisang6884
    @justincholos.balisang6884 6 месяцев назад

    Officer Balls

  • @StealthheartDraws
    @StealthheartDraws 7 месяцев назад

    noch mehr

  • @GdeYaaaa
    @GdeYaaaa 6 месяцев назад +1

    Хорошо

  • @sitarateal8334
    @sitarateal8334 7 месяцев назад

    Ohhh ich liebe es❤❤😂

  • @peter_tehpro4287
    @peter_tehpro4287 6 месяцев назад

    0:27 💀

  • @garwert
    @garwert 7 месяцев назад

    Pure joy, good god. The sheer wit of this buncha Germans.