The last story was very wholesome, regular student having the human decency to help a misunderstood emo student who was pretty smart and just needed a friend!☺
Story 41- HUGE RESPECT TO THE PERSON WHO HELPED THIS FELLA! I'm sad that teachers like this realy exist. I'm a stutand with learn difficulties too and was lucky most of my teachers payed attantion to my troubles and helped me or let me do my own thing in class on my table.
I would just correct you but if you actually have a learning disability, heres some help with spelling First of all you spell really with 2 L’s (i dont know why english is weird) And second of all, you spell student with a D instead of a T, the T you got wrong is the second T. However you capitalization and punctuation is very good, maybe even perfect. Or i could be judging you wrong and its just a typo
There is an autistic kid (relevant to the story) at mine who does balloon animals and clown makeup. The staff and teachers have repeatedly scolded them over it, but they responded by making balloon animals for the teachers as well, and carrying a full copy of the dress code that stated nothing about makeup. They also had a strict routine involving fixing up classrooms before leaving for next period, holding the door for kids who come back to the school from other buildings (they get locked out), saying hi to all the lunch ladies and janitors, etc, and they never broke this routine for anything. They were known to have really bad mental health from stuff like harassment (mainly for their autistic traits), and once said to me that they'll stop "making people happy" (with balloons and such) once their counselors prove that they can do it themselves, cause they got no help from them after multiple months of visits. I'm never forgetting how dope that kid is, and I doubt anyone will.
Waaaaay back in the early 80's when I was in 8th grade, a kid brought a loaded pistol to school. He was kinda odd, but seemed to be a nice enough guy. Can't remember if it was a student or a teacher he wanted to shoot. Thankfully he was caught before anything horrible happened.
Kinda weird and possibly disturbing thought. What if a kid had the guts to sneak a gun into school just for the heck of it. Just to be able to say "I did it and didn't get caught". Not sure you'd want to brag about something like that because I don't think anyone (or hardly anyone rational) would consider that a praise worthy achievement.
Kid at daycare named Khloe and another named Melvin. If we ever had days off of school and they were there, at lunch they would mix it all together and proceed to call it concoction. Khloe earned the nickname ‘chef’ and got her own ‘cooking show’.
in my school, “that kid” had a very _interesting_ taste in music. he recorded himself screaming lyrics to songs he made and would only listen to his own “music” i wonder how he’s doing now
Story 34: he could have had really bad cavities and his family couldnt afford to pay for treatment so he just made the soup like substance to be able to get his food down without any pain
Work experience with the library monitors under a great woman. About 10 minutes in Friday shift we hear this scream, the way my younger peers said don't go out will always be with me. The LS woman who was checking on me (lovely woman, has retired) was happy not to tell me what happened but senior campus librarian said a bullying accident in the area outside, I believe it took that boys split head to ged rid of sharpy pointy bin holder.
I was the weird kid When I was a kid I was a big fan of LOTR and everyday i would bring an industrial amount of paper at school to build thematic weapons and armours to wear. One day me and my class were being taken to another class for some reason I don't remember. So i built an orc knife and pointed at the kid in front of me (the knife wasn't even sharp), he took it and crumpled it, i got mad and we started fighting, only to be stopped by the teacher. Later that day, when school was over, he came back to me with one of his friends and beated the shit out of me, i spit on him and left, the next day the principal called us both to end the ordeal. Its been 10 years and i still build stuff with paper
When I was in seventh grade, a kid dyed her hair with green Kool-Aid powder, causing it to run everywhere. Everyone else made fun of her, but I got to talkin with her because of it. I called her Piccolo jokingly and it turned out she really likes anime. We have been friends since.
The thing that worries me about Story 9 (3:02) isn't the quite kid. It's more concerning to me, that school fights are a normal thing in his country. This is kind of messed up, if you ask me...
One time a kid (he’s not depressed and doesn’t have an excuse) just slowly walked up the hill to go out of are school I asked what he was doing and he didn’t answer, a minute later everybody was asking where he was and I showed the teacher he was on top of the hill and he screamed at me and started running, the security guards started chased him I don’t really know how far he got but the security guards caught him and gave him what he wanted he had to go home that day “oh no poor him” (after recess there was only two periods which were 45 min each and even if there weren’t) he came back the next day and didn’t get suspended
My little brother told me that one of his friends was flirting with a girl in the bathroom line by “flirting” with her, and apparently the girl his friend was flirting with PULLED HER PANTS DOWN. My brother is in 4th grade, and so was everyone involved. The girl got a CDR (i have no idea what that means, I think it’s the same thing as a referral).
last year, in the school bus ride back home, one of the kids in the seat next to me and my friend was blasting porn, mocking us, all sorts of BS. until he eventually put chocolate chips in his boxers and they melted in there... that kid was just always a trouble maker lol
Random girl in my elementary school had done many weird things one of which was almost die choking on cat food for lunch,also she jumped off numerous buildings either way according to the few who knew her she had been neglected by parents and ended up eating her cats food due to neglect,befriending the cats and potentially live like a cat either way that's all that's correlated from everyone's stories about her sadly she passed away right after 5th grade due to choking on cat food at home suffocating and had parts of her arms aten by the cats.She also had heavy autism and some other things too along with according to one guy cancer but I'm not sure of that one.
A student stole every single soap dispenser in the 8th, 7th and 6th grade bathrooms both womens and men’s and then the next day before he got caught he stole a entire urinal
When I was in school I’d fuck with pens all day while doing school. Every once any awhile the pen would explode in my hands and I’d clean myself up. Then I’d do it all over again. This lasted from 6th grade till 10th.
A kid put super glue on the toilet seat, and the kid that sat in it had to be ripped off. The school had to replace the seat cause the hair was glued on there.
i remember, when i was in primary school, just talking with friends and a small kid just standed in front of me, farded and yelled "now you will stink forever"
When I was in 8th grade, I had to help supervise an after-school class, my friend (who was an assistant) told the kid who was off task to shut his Chromebook off, he did while slamming his face, he was in that pose for a good 5 minutes and when he got up, there was a blob of blood on the Chromebook, floor, and table. Took me a good 10 minutes to wipe everything clean. Then some dude tried recreating that moment and we got him to stop just in time, but he still had a bloody nose.
"A kid came in with a shoe box claiming it was a uranium bomb, and got sent to the principal's office" ...ok, come on now. He did make a technical bomb threat, but do you REALLY think an elementary school student has the patience, resources, or materials to create a functioning uranium reactor to produce a uranium bomb? That teacher must be Japanese and must have had some major flashbacks 💀
I was in the 4th or 5th grade when my story happened. Long story short, teacher insults the kid, the kid pulls off his pants and starts peeing on the teacher.
A classmate put his feet in front of me twice to make me fall over. He told the truth to the teacher and was sent home right after. He dug his own little grave at home. Since then, he never got close to me. Last Monday he wanted a fight, because he thought that I had horresed his dump "friend". The "friend" actually horresed me.
Not anyone else but me. One time, I was looking for a pencil I dropped and I decided to look under the table and I threw the table and broke a pencil pot. Teacher usually was a bit shouty but this time he actually understood that I did it as an accident. One quote from it I can remember is "And his name is ______ Cena!"
I went to a catholic school 4 things happened 1. A 7th And 8th Grader Were Caught Kissing And Expelled 2. Someone Brought A Knife To School 3. In Kindergarden This Kid Stabbed My Friend In The Eye With A Pencil During A Presentation For Internet Saftey, He Wasnt Expelled For That But He Was Expelled For Acting Like A Chicken Running Into The Next Room Over And Acting Like A Chicken, Also One Time He Started Screaming So We Had To Go Outside Into The Hall And He Flipped Over EVERY DESK And Threw A Small Wooden Train Track At The Teacher. Oh And By The Way We Had To Leave The Classroom Like 4 Times That Year Cause Of That Kid 4. Some Kid Legit Grabbed One Of My Friends By The Arm And Swung Him Around And The Teacher Told My FRIEND To Stop, That Same Kid Also Tripped Another Friend And Stole His Shoe, Barely Paid Attention In Class, Smashed 2 Of My Friends Heads Together And Was Just Generally Annoying. Me And Some Other Kids Counted Above I Think 300 Things He Did That Year And When We Told The Teacher And Listed Off A Few They Said They Couldn't Do Anything Because It Was In The Past
Story 31 reminds me of a story one of my friends at school told me. Pencil trough the hand, classy told teacher with a SMILE ON HER FACE, and got sent to the nurse.
My friend broke a 25 hr fast with about 6 oz of jack Daniel's. He then proceeded to go to the parking lot and make Molotov cocktails. He got stopped by some of the older students but didn't get in trouble for it. He also makes or at least has the materials to make several pyrotechnics in his dorm room. Eventually the faculty caught on and stopped it. Keep in mine he was about 15 at the time.
8th grade a week before graduation from middle school we had beach day, and we went to the beach. All 8th graders that were eligible. Though, a few students decided to bring alcohol. They got caught, and I never saw them again. Though, I think they did graduate. Also, let me add that one of them got drunk, and were a good kid before.
This one kid who was in his last year of elementary when I first got there. One day he went around asking every single student at reccess ‘did you eat droit loops today’. No I had not eaten frootloops that day.
so one kid would make really weird food combinations. one time he got a piece of pizza. peeled all the cheese off, then put a bunch of ranch and mayo on it, put some apple slices and lastly put cherry tomatoes and lettuce. he also had anger issues.
Spring, Freshman year of College, Multivariable Calculus. One of my good friends went on the classroom computer before the prof got there, google imaged a "Blue Screen of Death," cut and pasted into PowerPoint, and put it full screen. Oh, and another class, there wasn't any assigned seating, but humans being who we are, we settled into a spot and pretty well stuck there the entire semester. One class time, however, we mirror-imaged our seating down the middle of the classroom (left to right, not front to back) and COMPLETELY threw the professor off his game.
I remember my school went on a camping trip and stayed in groups, when all the cabins were supposed to start going to sleep everyone was in the same area basically and all the kids hear yelling coming from one of the cabins so we go up to there and one of the kids in that cabin (groups of 4-6) starts yelling I thought nothing of it and went into my cabin and dismissed it, after awhile I asked someone what happened because they were talking about it and apparently one of the girls in the cabin missed the toilet and took a shit on the ground, the same kid who took a shit on the ground was also known for humping toilets at our school and pretending they were her crush.
Bro the emo cat boy is living his life the way he wants to lol. He probably gets taken care of and everything payed for him jsut to be a little s** slave for his mistress. bro has it good
I was that kid. I used to mix chocolate milk and ketchup (god knows, there could have been more, i was 7) and make it into almost a slush. Frozen chocolate milk melting into the lukewarm ketchup was not good for me. I ended up throwing up the next day in class. Alot of other stories float around about me so, speedrun time. but i apparently used to use the alcohol hand sanitizer (the nasty hand sanitizer ) and wipe it on kids, was in love with a girl with as burgers when i was 6, got in a pretty bloody snow-ice fight, used to blame my kindergarten best friend of doing stuff i did, and so much more 😅
I'm a swiss dude and our school sistem is a bit "spetial"... 'cause when you go from primary school to secondary school, all the students get split up into interlectualy sorted groups. First, there are the guys in group "p" (in wich I was in). Those students get drilled in that they are going to be doctors and engenires. Short: they get told they will be the future upper class. Then, there is group "e". Those guys are getting prepared for a live in the free market. So, they should go and work themselfes up the society insted of going to uni. And last, there is group "a". The "weekest students". Those poor guys are realy f*ed up, 'cause they get told that they wont make anything out of their lives and get "prepared" for their future low price jobs... And if this system isn't f*ed up enough: all those 3 groups are in one building. So, the "a" students can see how bad they are being treated... and some of the "p" students (including my yunger self) lissen to the teachers and believe they are something bether than the "a" people... 😕
2:20 a similar thing happened in my sex Ed! Except the kid literally licked the bottom of it, and stuck it to the table. “Time for a physics lesson!” This fucker yells, and then yanks it up and the table nearly fell over. And this kid was sent to detention, of course, but the room had already gone into a bloody riot, including the teacher cackling. Hippie schools, man.
Love the kid in story being My Asthma attack should have by Thursday like his Asthma has a schedule. Sorry if made it sound insensitive I just it was funny, I have Asthma myself but haven’t had an attack in a long time.
This happened recently, so while we were on essay class in our homeroom, my classmate next to me started to tell me a story about their classmates that were really into romance, on that day, they found out that their classes 19 liked their classes 10, then then took off their masks and kissed. Don't know what exactly happened next but I bet their a couple now, she also said if I joined her class, I would had found my match like right now. P. S. We're both 4th graders, only 8/9/10 years old.
He touched girls in my class inappropriately and somehow got me and some of my other friends addresses, he also took screenshots of our full names while we took our map tests. Good thing I’m moving to an all girl school now but it was genuinely traumatizing.
The last story reminds me of my computer programming class I have a learning disability were I take longer to learn things and my class mates help me learn to do the programming and projects in time
had a kid put a milk carton (around 6 months old at this point) and a gallon of apple juice in his locker then leave to mexico for vacation. When we were told to empty his locker nigh the end of the year, someone chucked all of it into the mens washroom. absoulutely rancid smell because apparently they didnt clean the bathrooms for the next year so it was still there, just lingering in the bathrooms.
I had a friend (if he had reddit than he probably would have posted this story) that always said I was gay (I'm straight for context) because I had my hand down on the seat and he proceeded to sit on my damn hand. HE SAYS IM GAY BECAUSE "I KNEW WHERE HE SITS" we were in 3rd damn grade.
I got a story...7th grade lunch period one kid gets his lunch and sits down at the table...starts screaming some nonsense gibberish and drops his pants and just takes a dump on the cafeteria table. Found out a coupla weeks later the kid wound up on a psych ward
A long time ago when i was about 7 or so, this kid in my class tried to fight the teacher for some reason i forgot. i litteraly witnessed this scrawny 7 year old mfer pick up a chair and swing it at the teacher, im not even making this up. the teacher was a sweet old man as well. one of my favorite teachers ever. i have no idea what happened to that guy, his name was Elijah. all i know is after that day, i never saw him again. the whole classroom was evacuated like some kind of war was happening. will never forget it. crazy thing is that guy was my friend
friend broke into an unused floor of the school and dressed in a plaid shirt and a baseball cap and waited near the door to that floor with a machete. i lured a freshman up there and my friend jumped out and scared the sh*t out of the freshman. keep in mind there was no electricity and the whole floor was empty
When I was in sixth grade, I was new at a school and I made one other friend who was new as well, but when I started seventh grade, we had grown apart over the summer and I was trying to pull away from the friendship (little something about me, I’ve always struggled to speak up in those moments), he ended up admitting he liked toward the end of the sixth grade school year, I did not like him back, but I never said it, never said I liked him either, during that summer my dog had gotten sprayed by a skunk and he started calling me ‘Skunkenheimer’ which was a spin off on my last name combined with the word skunk, everyone knew I hated it when people screwed up my name but I’ve gotten used to it by now and am at another school after the incident, toward the start of seventh grade, he began to tease me and then brushing non-existent dust off my breasts, which made me incredibly uncomfortable but I never said no, this went on for awhile until one day when he tried to take my glasses off my face, I grabbed his hand and said in an angry voice ‘don’t touch me.’ And he never touched me again. (I’ve always been really calm and have a good temper but he just pissed me off, that school was a really awful experience for me…)
So Basically I Was In My Middle School And My Gay GF Came To Me And Said “Hey Darling” And I Was Like WHA. Even Tho That Happened We Both Got Married And I Told Her To Stop Being Gay And It Worked Ig. I Just Think Of That And I Won’t Stop Thinking About It. for story 1
I remember during grade 3, oh god that was a long time ago. But anyways this kid in almost every music class would wave around his d*** and not a single music teacher cared
That first story reminded me of when the big star wars fan in high-school was caught by someone jerking it in the bathroom. His nickname was forever Master Beedoo
"that kid" in my school found out a way to send emails to the whole school district was sent it ISS and other kids requested he be let out... By sending emails to the whole school district
In my school there's a high school area that was abandoned we call it the "abandoned building" us friends usually hang out there since no teachers go there and one day when we had a volleyball competition in our school we won the competition and the teacher hosted a pizza party and I noticed my friend was gone, so I went to look for him so his pizza wouldn't get stolen and when I checked the abandoned building and catch my friend making out with his girl and there was some touching action 💀💀💀
So with the one story about the kid who stuck his pinky in a pencil sharpener I actually saw another subreddit post from the teacher that had to deal with that kid
11:15 not my head but my thumb, accidentally shoved a pencil through my thumb and had to go to the ER because the nurse nor my doctor could figure out how to pull it out and turns out i had broken my bone. and it went ALL the way through. .pretty gruesome I'm not sure how i did it tho
The last story was very wholesome, regular student having the human decency to help a misunderstood emo student who was pretty smart and just needed a friend!☺
Not emo bruh its most prob a learning disability
13:00 those are some weird things. Claim you can change your eye color? Huh? Like, that’s not physically possible. Slipknot is pretty good though.
They didn't say he was emo
Who said he was emo bruh
Fr 😭
Story 10 - I’d not be surprised if that science teacher quit teaching after that.
That teacher didn’t deserve that.
3:55 is story 10 just in case for anyone wondering
Story 41- HUGE RESPECT TO THE PERSON WHO HELPED THIS FELLA!
I'm sad that teachers like this realy exist. I'm a stutand with learn difficulties too and was lucky most of my teachers payed attantion to my troubles and helped me or let me do my own thing in class on my table.
I would just correct you but if you actually have a learning disability, heres some help with spelling
First of all you spell really with 2 L’s (i dont know why english is weird)
And second of all, you spell student with a D instead of a T, the T you got wrong is the second T. However you capitalization and punctuation is very good, maybe even perfect.
Or i could be judging you wrong and its just a typo
There is an autistic kid (relevant to the story) at mine who does balloon animals and clown makeup. The staff and teachers have repeatedly scolded them over it, but they responded by making balloon animals for the teachers as well, and carrying a full copy of the dress code that stated nothing about makeup. They also had a strict routine involving fixing up classrooms before leaving for next period, holding the door for kids who come back to the school from other buildings (they get locked out), saying hi to all the lunch ladies and janitors, etc, and they never broke this routine for anything. They were known to have really bad mental health from stuff like harassment (mainly for their autistic traits), and once said to me that they'll stop "making people happy" (with balloons and such) once their counselors prove that they can do it themselves, cause they got no help from them after multiple months of visits. I'm never forgetting how dope that kid is, and I doubt anyone will.
I ain't reading all that 💀💀
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ya missed out on a wholesome story
Story 40 - props to that girl for not even minding. Story 41 - ABSOLUTELY LEGENDARY.
Waaaaay back in the early 80's when I was in 8th grade, a kid brought a loaded pistol to school.
He was kinda odd, but seemed to be a nice enough guy. Can't remember if it was a student or a teacher he wanted to shoot. Thankfully he was caught before anything horrible happened.
Had the son of the police captain steal bullets and cut holes in trees only to use a rock to fire them deeper into the tree
Kinda weird and possibly disturbing thought. What if a kid had the guts to sneak a gun into school just for the heck of it. Just to be able to say "I did it and didn't get caught". Not sure you'd want to brag about something like that because I don't think anyone (or hardly anyone rational) would consider that a praise worthy achievement.
same thing happend in my school back in 3rd grade
The person in story #9 is the very definition of how a quiet kid is explained in things 🤣
A girl in my elementary school told numerous people that she wanted to stab them and was somehow never punished.
Atleast she was honest, I guess…
The OP in that last story was an absolute fucking legend. "How far does that little candle throw its beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world."
Kid at daycare named Khloe and another named Melvin. If we ever had days off of school and they were there, at lunch they would mix it all together and proceed to call it concoction. Khloe earned the nickname ‘chef’ and got her own ‘cooking show’.
in my school, “that kid” had a very _interesting_ taste in music. he recorded himself screaming lyrics to songs he made and would only listen to his own “music”
i wonder how he’s doing now
Try searching theyre name lmao
Story 34: he could have had really bad cavities and his family couldnt afford to pay for treatment so he just made the soup like substance to be able to get his food down without any pain
Work experience with the library monitors under a great woman. About 10 minutes in Friday shift we hear this scream, the way my younger peers said don't go out will always be with me. The LS woman who was checking on me (lovely woman, has retired) was happy not to tell me what happened but senior campus librarian said a bullying accident in the area outside, I believe it took that boys split head to ged rid of sharpy pointy bin holder.
I was the weird kid
When I was a kid I was a big fan of LOTR and everyday i would bring an industrial amount of paper at school to build thematic weapons and armours to wear. One day me and my class were being taken to another class for some reason I don't remember. So i built an orc knife and pointed at the kid in front of me (the knife wasn't even sharp), he took it and crumpled it, i got mad and we started fighting, only to be stopped by the teacher. Later that day, when school was over, he came back to me with one of his friends and beated the shit out of me, i spit on him and left, the next day the principal called us both to end the ordeal.
Its been 10 years and i still build stuff with paper
The last one was wholesome 😊
When I was in seventh grade, a kid dyed her hair with green Kool-Aid powder, causing it to run everywhere. Everyone else made fun of her, but I got to talkin with her because of it. I called her Piccolo jokingly and it turned out she really likes anime. We have been friends since.
Good ending
The thing that worries me about Story 9 (3:02) isn't the quite kid.
It's more concerning to me, that school fights are a normal thing in his country. This is kind of messed up, if you ask me...
I can relate to the first one but the kid was doing it in class
There was a kid who ran onto the field during a JRTOC thing and he did the worm. I can't forget that.
bro when he said nah not a robot just the main character it had me rolling
One time a kid (he’s not depressed and doesn’t have an excuse) just slowly walked up the hill to go out of are school I asked what he was doing and he didn’t answer, a minute later everybody was asking where he was and I showed the teacher he was on top of the hill and he screamed at me and started running, the security guards started chased him I don’t really know how far he got but the security guards caught him and gave him what he wanted he had to go home that day “oh no poor him” (after recess there was only two periods which were 45 min each and even if there weren’t) he came back the next day and didn’t get suspended
That kid almost sounds like my step sister doing stupid things for no reason whatsoever
My little brother told me that one of his friends was flirting with a girl in the bathroom line by “flirting” with her, and apparently the girl his friend was flirting with PULLED HER PANTS DOWN. My brother is in 4th grade, and so was everyone involved. The girl got a CDR (i have no idea what that means, I think it’s the same thing as a referral).
How the heck does stuff like this happen in the fourth grade
last year, in the school bus ride back home, one of the kids in the seat next to me and my friend was blasting porn, mocking us, all sorts of BS. until he eventually put chocolate chips in his boxers and they melted in there... that kid was just always a trouble maker lol
Random girl in my elementary school had done many weird things one of which was almost die choking on cat food for lunch,also she jumped off numerous buildings either way according to the few who knew her she had been neglected by parents and ended up eating her cats food due to neglect,befriending the cats and potentially live like a cat either way that's all that's correlated from everyone's stories about her sadly she passed away right after 5th grade due to choking on cat food at home suffocating and had parts of her arms aten by the cats.She also had heavy autism and some other things too along with according to one guy cancer but I'm not sure of that one.
Nah girl was demented, choking yourself? Did she not chew or something, also CAT food is not meant for humans
A student stole every single soap dispenser in the 8th, 7th and 6th grade bathrooms both womens and men’s and then the next day before he got caught he stole a entire urinal
How do you steal a entire urinal
That’s whdood there is just a video of him just full court pressing it out the school with cops chasing him with the urinal in hand
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@@DJSound-wave just get a big enough pocket
When I was in school I’d fuck with pens all day while doing school. Every once any awhile the pen would explode in my hands and I’d clean myself up. Then I’d do it all over again. This lasted from 6th grade till 10th.
Ah the exploding pens
A kid put super glue on the toilet seat, and the kid that sat in it had to be ripped off. The school had to replace the seat cause the hair was glued on there.
That last story was so cute
i remember, when i was in primary school, just talking with friends and a small kid just standed in front of me, farded and yelled "now you will stink forever"
The Curse of The Fart Fella
When I was in 8th grade, I had to help supervise an after-school class, my friend (who was an assistant) told the kid who was off task to shut his Chromebook off, he did while slamming his face, he was in that pose for a good 5 minutes and when he got up, there was a blob of blood on the Chromebook, floor, and table. Took me a good 10 minutes to wipe everything clean. Then some dude tried recreating that moment and we got him to stop just in time, but he still had a bloody nose.
"A kid came in with a shoe box claiming it was a uranium bomb, and got sent to the principal's office"
...ok, come on now. He did make a technical bomb threat, but do you REALLY think an elementary school student has the patience, resources, or materials to create a functioning uranium reactor to produce a uranium bomb?
That teacher must be Japanese and must have had some major flashbacks 💀
I would have loved to have been in the classroom in the Apple remote story lol 😆 😂
😂😂😂
I was in the 4th or 5th grade when my story happened. Long story short, teacher insults the kid, the kid pulls off his pants and starts peeing on the teacher.
That last story reminds me of that small part of humanity that I love.
Lol “one time at band camp” 😅
5:30 meet the sniper
a kid in 3rd grade brought a loaded gun to school, apparently belonged to his uncle that is in prison
A classmate put his feet in front of me twice to make me fall over. He told the truth to the teacher and was sent home right after. He dug his own little grave at home. Since then, he never got close to me. Last Monday he wanted a fight, because he thought that I had horresed his dump "friend". The "friend" actually horresed me.
Had a kid (NA) decent in school skin a rabbit and super glue ears tail on his football helmet. He also carried around a "lucky dog paw"
a kid I knew threw a highlighter into a ceiling fan while it was on in the middle of class. I think he might have gotten suspended.
Your voices made me laugh so hard. We found out he had written the sighn out sheet ‘nEvEr CoMiNg BaCk’. ‘I AiNt NeVeR pOoTEd In My WhOlE lIfE
1 hour here and can tell this is going to be good
2:54 On my country that once happened and it became national news, the kid didn't go to jail because he was a minor
Not anyone else but me. One time, I was looking for a pencil I dropped and I decided to look under the table and I threw the table and broke a pencil pot. Teacher usually was a bit shouty but this time he actually understood that I did it as an accident. One quote from it I can remember is "And his name is ______ Cena!"
The one with the pencil chewing and the Pinkie sharpener are the funniest
I went to a catholic school 4 things happened
1. A 7th And 8th Grader Were Caught Kissing And Expelled
2. Someone Brought A Knife To School
3. In Kindergarden This Kid Stabbed My Friend In The Eye With A Pencil During A Presentation For Internet Saftey, He Wasnt Expelled For That But He Was Expelled For Acting Like A Chicken Running Into The Next Room Over And Acting Like A Chicken, Also One Time He Started Screaming So We Had To Go Outside Into The Hall And He Flipped Over EVERY DESK And Threw A Small Wooden Train Track At The Teacher. Oh And By The Way We Had To Leave The Classroom Like 4 Times That Year Cause Of That Kid
4. Some Kid Legit Grabbed One Of My Friends By The Arm And Swung Him Around And The Teacher Told My FRIEND To Stop, That Same Kid Also Tripped Another Friend And Stole His Shoe, Barely Paid Attention In Class, Smashed 2 Of My Friends Heads Together And Was Just Generally Annoying. Me And Some Other Kids Counted Above I Think 300 Things He Did That Year And When We Told The Teacher And Listed Off A Few They Said They Couldn't Do Anything Because It Was In The Past
Sounds almost like my old school
Story 31 reminds me of a story one of my friends at school told me.
Pencil trough the hand, classy told teacher with a SMILE ON HER FACE, and got sent to the nurse.
"You do you emo cat boy."
My friend broke a 25 hr fast with about 6 oz of jack Daniel's. He then proceeded to go to the parking lot and make Molotov cocktails. He got stopped by some of the older students but didn't get in trouble for it. He also makes or at least has the materials to make several pyrotechnics in his dorm room. Eventually the faculty caught on and stopped it. Keep in mine he was about 15 at the time.
8th grade a week before graduation from middle school we had beach day, and we went to the beach. All 8th graders that were eligible. Though, a few students decided to bring alcohol. They got caught, and I never saw them again. Though, I think they did graduate. Also, let me add that one of them got drunk, and were a good kid before.
I heard the story of the pen exploding in a kid’s mouth from Planet Dolan.
2:22 legend
A kid, with a school laptop, at school, looked up "How to build a bomb", he wasn't in class much longer
This one kid who was in his last year of elementary when I first got there. One day he went around asking every single student at reccess ‘did you eat droit loops today’.
No I had not eaten frootloops that day.
so one kid would make really weird food combinations. one time he got a piece of pizza. peeled all the cheese off, then put a bunch of ranch and mayo on it, put some apple slices and lastly put cherry tomatoes and lettuce. he also had anger issues.
Story 28 the one with this in the urinal reminded me of that one South park episode
(story 40 15:49) I salute that girl who took (what i presume is) the insult with stride.
Spring, Freshman year of College, Multivariable Calculus. One of my good friends went on the classroom computer before the prof got there, google imaged a "Blue Screen of Death," cut and pasted into PowerPoint, and put it full screen. Oh, and another class, there wasn't any assigned seating, but humans being who we are, we settled into a spot and pretty well stuck there the entire semester. One class time, however, we mirror-imaged our seating down the middle of the classroom (left to right, not front to back) and COMPLETELY threw the professor off his game.
I remember my school went on a camping trip and stayed in groups, when all the cabins were supposed to start going to sleep everyone was in the same area basically and all the kids hear yelling coming from one of the cabins so we go up to there and one of the kids in that cabin (groups of 4-6) starts yelling I thought nothing of it and went into my cabin and dismissed it, after awhile I asked someone what happened because they were talking about it and apparently one of the girls in the cabin missed the toilet and took a shit on the ground, the same kid who took a shit on the ground was also known for humping toilets at our school and pretending they were her crush.
Bro the emo cat boy is living his life the way he wants to lol. He probably gets taken care of and everything payed for him jsut to be a little s** slave for his mistress. bro has it good
I was that kid. I used to mix chocolate milk and ketchup (god knows, there could have been more, i was 7) and make it into almost a slush. Frozen chocolate milk melting into the lukewarm ketchup was not good for me. I ended up throwing up the next day in class. Alot of other stories float around about me so, speedrun time. but i apparently used to use the alcohol hand sanitizer (the nasty hand sanitizer ) and wipe it on kids, was in love with a girl with as burgers when i was 6, got in a pretty bloody snow-ice fight, used to blame my kindergarten best friend of doing stuff i did, and so much more 😅
She stapled her fingers together on purpose with a stapler. She would also stab her palm with thumbtacks
For most of these I hope the janitor got a raise.
I'm a swiss dude and our school sistem is a bit "spetial"... 'cause when you go from primary school to secondary school, all the students get split up into interlectualy sorted groups.
First, there are the guys in group "p" (in wich I was in). Those students get drilled in that they are going to be doctors and engenires. Short: they get told they will be the future upper class.
Then, there is group "e". Those guys are getting prepared for a live in the free market. So, they should go and work themselfes up the society insted of going to uni.
And last, there is group "a". The "weekest students". Those poor guys are realy f*ed up, 'cause they get told that they wont make anything out of their lives and get "prepared" for their future low price jobs...
And if this system isn't f*ed up enough: all those 3 groups are in one building. So, the "a" students can see how bad they are being treated... and some of the "p" students (including my yunger self) lissen to the teachers and believe they are something bether than the "a" people... 😕
15:17 for context, Gene Simmons would do this onstage, and it was actually just red-dyed corn syrup or something like that
2:20 a similar thing happened in my sex Ed! Except the kid literally licked the bottom of it, and stuck it to the table. “Time for a physics lesson!” This fucker yells, and then yanks it up and the table nearly fell over. And this kid was sent to detention, of course, but the room had already gone into a bloody riot, including the teacher cackling. Hippie schools, man.
11:54 I have never heard of a school where you pay for lunch.
Somebody explain what that's like.
Love the kid in story being My Asthma attack should have by Thursday like his Asthma has a schedule.
Sorry if made it sound insensitive I just it was funny, I have Asthma myself but haven’t had an attack in a long time.
Sitting on his desk? That cant be comfortable, try a chair!
This happened recently, so while we were on essay class in our homeroom, my classmate next to me started to tell me a story about their classmates that were really into romance, on that day, they found out that their classes 19 liked their classes 10, then then took off their masks and kissed. Don't know what exactly happened next but I bet their a couple now, she also said if I joined her class, I would had found my match like right now.
P. S. We're both 4th graders, only 8/9/10 years old.
Were do these kids learn it form i hate to see their home life
He touched girls in my class inappropriately and somehow got me and some of my other friends addresses, he also took screenshots of our full names while we took our map tests. Good thing I’m moving to an all girl school now but it was genuinely traumatizing.
The last story reminds me of my computer programming class I have a learning disability were I take longer to learn things and my class mates help me learn to do the programming and projects in time
One time I was at school and this one kid who always was super hyper and weird mooned everyone
had a kid put a milk carton (around 6 months old at this point) and a gallon of apple juice in his locker then leave to mexico for vacation. When we were told to empty his locker nigh the end of the year, someone chucked all of it into the mens washroom. absoulutely rancid smell because apparently they didnt clean the bathrooms for the next year so it was still there, just lingering in the bathrooms.
I have to wonder if taking the shit in the urinal was after the Southpark episode where Stan eventually gets pinned for doing it.
2:30
got me dying
I had a friend (if he had reddit than he probably would have posted this story) that always said I was gay (I'm straight for context) because I had my hand down on the seat and he proceeded to sit on my damn hand.
HE SAYS IM GAY BECAUSE "I KNEW WHERE HE SITS" we were in 3rd damn grade.
7:15 THATS MY SCHOOL FROM WHEN I WAS 7
I got a story...7th grade lunch period one kid gets his lunch and sits down at the table...starts screaming some nonsense gibberish and drops his pants and just takes a dump on the cafeteria table.
Found out a coupla weeks later the kid wound up on a psych ward
that last story made me smile
A long time ago when i was about 7 or so, this kid in my class tried to fight the teacher for some reason i forgot. i litteraly witnessed this scrawny 7 year old mfer pick up a chair and swing it at the teacher, im not even making this up. the teacher was a sweet old man as well. one of my favorite teachers ever.
i have no idea what happened to that guy, his name was Elijah. all i know is after that day, i never saw him again. the whole classroom was evacuated like some kind of war was happening. will never forget it.
crazy thing is that guy was my friend
friend broke into an unused floor of the school and dressed in a plaid shirt and a baseball cap and waited near the door to that floor with a machete. i lured a freshman up there and my friend jumped out and scared the sh*t out of the freshman. keep in mind there was no electricity and the whole floor was empty
When I was in sixth grade, I was new at a school and I made one other friend who was new as well, but when I started seventh grade, we had grown apart over the summer and I was trying to pull away from the friendship (little something about me, I’ve always struggled to speak up in those moments), he ended up admitting he liked toward the end of the sixth grade school year, I did not like him back, but I never said it, never said I liked him either, during that summer my dog had gotten sprayed by a skunk and he started calling me ‘Skunkenheimer’ which was a spin off on my last name combined with the word skunk, everyone knew I hated it when people screwed up my name but I’ve gotten used to it by now and am at another school after the incident, toward the start of seventh grade, he began to tease me and then brushing non-existent dust off my breasts, which made me incredibly uncomfortable but I never said no, this went on for awhile until one day when he tried to take my glasses off my face, I grabbed his hand and said in an angry voice ‘don’t touch me.’ And he never touched me again. (I’ve always been really calm and have a good temper but he just pissed me off, that school was a really awful experience for me…)
Sad fact: story 1 the kid that got recorded committed suicide
I’m sorry that happened i was in a similar situation as that kid so i know how it feels like
So Basically I Was In My Middle School And My Gay GF Came To Me And Said “Hey Darling” And I Was Like WHA. Even Tho That Happened We Both Got Married And I Told Her To Stop Being Gay And It Worked Ig. I Just Think Of That And I Won’t Stop Thinking About It. for story 1
I remember during grade 3, oh god that was a long time ago. But anyways this kid in almost every music class would wave around his d*** and not a single music teacher cared
story 18 sounds like a serial killer in the making
1:35 villager hurt sound
That first story reminded me of when the big star wars fan in high-school was caught by someone jerking it in the bathroom. His nickname was forever Master Beedoo
3:12 BROO IS CHAD FROM BLEACH
On the last day of school, I can imagine these kids sh()ting in the urinal one last time…
Story 6- My bro. My guy. How do you not know this.
"that kid" in my school found out a way to send emails to the whole school district was sent it ISS and other kids requested he be let out... By sending emails to the whole school district
"story 8 brought a crossbow in and shot another student with it." well that wasn't what i was expecting
One day during homeroom ( 7th grade) the class clown went up to me and my friend group and pulled his pants down worst part WE got suspended not him
4:40 im sorry what?
Is the younger form of that 1 teacher from Cobra Kai when the school fight happens.
In my school there's a high school area that was abandoned we call it the "abandoned building" us friends usually hang out there since no teachers go there and one day when we had a volleyball competition in our school we won the competition and the teacher hosted a pizza party and I noticed my friend was gone, so I went to look for him so his pizza wouldn't get stolen and when I checked the abandoned building and catch my friend making out with his girl and there was some touching action 💀💀💀
At least they went somewhere private unlike some other people
So with the one story about the kid who stuck his pinky in a pencil sharpener I actually saw another subreddit post from the teacher that had to deal with that kid
11:15 not my head but my thumb, accidentally shoved a pencil through my thumb and had to go to the ER because the nurse nor my doctor could figure out how to pull it out and turns out i had broken my bone. and it went ALL the way through. .pretty gruesome I'm not sure how i did it tho