Breaking Bald - Karl Pilkington in Breaking Bad

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  • Опубликовано: 22 апр 2024
  • An overqualified Chemistry teacher and a man who got an E in GCSE History team-up in the New Mexico desert to make a high quality product.
    My original plan was to make Steve into Jesse and Ricky into Hank, but that idea was basically impossible.
    Additional attributions:
    Ricky Gervais Show Podcast S1E11
    Ricky Gervais Guide To... S1E4
    Thee Oh Sees - Tidal Wave - • Thee Oh Sees - Tidal Wave
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Комментарии • 245

  • @teddydancona7237
    @teddydancona7237 2 месяца назад +560

    “Alright so ages ago in Albuquerque there was this meth dealer. Weird thing is no one ever saw his face. Anyway one day one of the suppliers realised he was getting paid in bananas…”

    • @reggie5495
      @reggie5495 2 месяца назад +70

      Play a record.

    • @1965917
      @1965917 2 месяца назад +58

      If it turns out to be a chimp we're never doing this again

    • @paradajzisnicla
      @paradajzisnicla 2 месяца назад +58

      Don't. Talk. SHIT

    • @benchmarked7771
      @benchmarked7771 2 месяца назад +2

      More monkey news next week?

    • @mozzyquodo5532
      @mozzyquodo5532 2 месяца назад +4

      🤣😂

  • @nombob
    @nombob 2 месяца назад +164

    You never see a Salamanca eating a twix

  • @shanebrown1544
    @shanebrown1544 2 месяца назад +121

    "say my name"
    "Mr k dilkington"
    "you're goddam right"

    • @shanebrown1544
      @shanebrown1544 2 месяца назад +6

      @@Consumer0001 I threw it in the bin 😄

    • @predawnbobcat
      @predawnbobcat 2 месяца назад +2

      I'd have went with
      "Mr K Dilkington"
      "That's alright that"

    • @TBaroon
      @TBaroon 2 месяца назад

      😂😂

  • @OscarN1N7
    @OscarN1N7 2 месяца назад +186

    Chick-can you believe it?

    • @chi-canyoubelieveit
      @chi-canyoubelieveit 2 месяца назад +14

      we've talked a lot on the show... about animals without heads

    • @ciano888
      @ciano888 2 месяца назад +5

      @@chi-canyoubelieveitHAHAHAHA NO WE HAVEN'T

    • @JK-xt7ro
      @JK-xt7ro 2 месяца назад +1

      Was the mother in law impressed?

    • @shecklesmack9563
      @shecklesmack9563 2 месяца назад

      *long exhale through the nose*

    • @roccoxxxx1
      @roccoxxxx1 2 месяца назад

      We've got a wonder chicken here!

  • @Wilboforce
    @Wilboforce 2 месяца назад +70

    The Pilko-Pump-Pant edit on the chicken was so seamless that I went to check the original logo to see if it was there already

  • @glumz_
    @glumz_ 2 месяца назад +99

    Skylar, I did it for the pilko pump pants, they were comfortable. I liked them.

    • @mitchpitch
      @mitchpitch 2 месяца назад +1

      They worked good at it.... I was......... I was sitting down

  • @nonchalantnoah
    @nonchalantnoah 2 месяца назад +97

    Acid I'd sort you out with some science.

    • @owencurran9452
      @owencurran9452 2 месяца назад +5

      colon then, educate me

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 2 месяца назад +3

      Orange you glad about that

  • @Figureight
    @Figureight 2 месяца назад +84

    He's been making Skittles

    • @JamesBur
      @JamesBur 2 месяца назад +4

      yeah i know what they are, but what are you doing with them

    • @N.U.R_Music
      @N.U.R_Music 2 месяца назад +1

      They’re tingin their way up the tube

  • @Bananaguyification
    @Bananaguyification 2 месяца назад +96

    Surprised you didn't have Hank show up with "this is the round head police! Your head is too round!"

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 2 месяца назад +11

      Oh that would have been a great one. Impossible to think of them all.

    • @user-px2ki7eq8d
      @user-px2ki7eq8d 2 месяца назад +5

      Be a bit rich coming from Hank, that
      Like a couple of boiled eggs them two

    • @Vingul
      @Vingul Месяц назад

      This calls for a part 2

  • @kelzuya
    @kelzuya 2 месяца назад +57

    "put sausages in the toaster "
    🤣🤣

    • @thedarksiderebel
      @thedarksiderebel 2 месяца назад +2

      "Idiot! Bloody idiot!" Panicking and that

  • @TheVeiledCollective
    @TheVeiledCollective 2 месяца назад +14

    Never mind the meth, where you been for 3 days?!

  • @Flabbergash
    @Flabbergash 2 месяца назад +14

    Missed a trick here... Don Elario dies face down in the pool with his arse in the air.... just as if he was wearing Pilko Pump Pants 😂

  • @JoeJoejoejeojeoejoeoeoeoeoeoeo
    @JoeJoejoejeojeoejoeoeoeoeoeoeo 2 месяца назад +16

    if only jesse told walt "its getting silly, dicey this"

  • @whirlinginfinite7495
    @whirlinginfinite7495 2 месяца назад +23

    I thought he was about to ask Walt if he'd ever used a Y-front properly.

  • @Gavwidow
    @Gavwidow 2 месяца назад +41

    I need Karl in The Sopranos. You do such a great job on these!

    • @huffingtonpants
      @huffingtonpants  2 месяца назад +28

      I was working on Sopranos before this one but it kind of stalled and I couldn't make it work, I think I'll get back to it now though!

    • @patientzeropoint5271
      @patientzeropoint5271 2 месяца назад +7

      There must be something possible with Ralphie's hairpiece lol.

    • @themaypole
      @themaypole 2 месяца назад +9

      @@huffingtonpants Shuduppa Gervais has gotta be included

    • @pipebombmailer22
      @pipebombmailer22 2 месяца назад +2

      @@huffingtonpants pleaseeeee do the sopranos

    • @cuck1ngfunt
      @cuck1ngfunt 2 месяца назад

      “But then goodfellas turn up”

  • @shelbyvillerules9962
    @shelbyvillerules9962 2 месяца назад +16

    “With these pants you can sit where you want. Sit on concrete, sit on the roa- not _the road…_ that’s dangerous.”

  • @theabsurdplatypus4688
    @theabsurdplatypus4688 2 месяца назад +15

    The Pilko-Pump-Pant reveal at 1:13 had me creased! Sterling work as always.

  • @themaypole
    @themaypole 2 месяца назад +12

    It is wild that Karl was doing this kinda stuff about himself over 20 years ago in The Film Thing

    • @speedrob
      @speedrob 2 месяца назад +1

      Kes and Billy Elliot lmao

    • @themaypole
      @themaypole 2 месяца назад +2

      @@speedrob one flew over the cuckoo’s nest remains my fave, altho sixth sense rocked too

    • @speedrob
      @speedrob 2 месяца назад +1

      @@themaypole They're all good really lol
      I forgot the sixth sense one lol

  • @Adam_Bombz
    @Adam_Bombz 2 месяца назад +7

    Pilot
    Walt: Did you learn nothing from my chemistry class?
    Karl: No, you flunked me. I got an E in Chemistry. Remember?
    Walt: No wonder.
    Karl: Knobhead.
    Blood Money
    Walt: My cancer's back.
    Karl: A few Jaffa Cakes will help, learnt it at school an' that.

  • @FutureAbe
    @FutureAbe 2 месяца назад +5

    This is so good.. Let’s send THIS into the Sony’s

  • @OSW
    @OSW 2 месяца назад +10

    Great edit! Hearing Karl talk about sausages and fish fingers, if he was in BrBa he could squash any Cartel beef in 2 minutes flat.

    • @lucybuckley6663
      @lucybuckley6663 2 месяца назад

      "You're not coming back here FUCK OFF"

  • @NeoDragoN7676
    @NeoDragoN7676 2 месяца назад +5

    “Take the quiche and put it on a baking tray. Cook for 30 minutes on 190. Take lettuce and put on plate. Take 3 tomatoes, wash and chop into quarters, place on lettuce. Take an avocado, chop in half, remove the stone, peel skin, and slice, place on salad. Put salt and pepper on and a dribble of olive and balsamic vinegar dressing (small bottle behind the cafetière. Then sprinkle a smidge of parmesan on top. Remove quiche from oven. Cut into quarters, and put on plate. Eat.”

  • @CraigStCyrPlus
    @CraigStCyrPlus 2 месяца назад +13

    Walter Jr. wanted to have an arm wrestle.

  • @ArcanePath360
    @ArcanePath360 2 месяца назад +19

    Los Pantos. That is a quality zip 🤣🤣

  • @predawnbobcat
    @predawnbobcat 2 месяца назад +3

    "It would be spiteful to put crystal meth in a trifle"

  • @BeckyRyder89
    @BeckyRyder89 2 месяца назад +11

    Shivambu!

  • @roccoxxxx1
    @roccoxxxx1 2 месяца назад +2

    Director: "Action! But avoid getting the twat in the hat!"

  • @rhyslister2754
    @rhyslister2754 2 месяца назад +9

    None of this now needed. Don Eladio dead.

  • @ickletoonies
    @ickletoonies 2 месяца назад +4

    This is brilliant. Well made

  • @vivaellipsis
    @vivaellipsis 2 месяца назад +7

    easily one of your best

  • @ferron321
    @ferron321 2 месяца назад +5

    The blurred words in the intro are amazing lmao

    • @Greyarea23
      @Greyarea23 2 месяца назад +1

      Thank you, I hadn't spotted those!

  • @IndecentLouie
    @IndecentLouie 2 месяца назад +7

    I just finished a rewatch of Breaking Bad yesterday so this came at the perfect time
    Brilliant as always HuffingtonPants, the shot drinking scene was pure perfection
    it took a while but it was so very worth it

  • @yorkshirej2219
    @yorkshirej2219 2 месяца назад +7

    The quality is better every time, you never miss.

  • @SenisPucker
    @SenisPucker 2 месяца назад +2

    Nobody knows his true name. They call him... Dilkington.

  • @skinnymac2411
    @skinnymac2411 2 месяца назад +1

    the "Doesn't stick, quality zip" got me xD

  • @samedz3966
    @samedz3966 2 месяца назад +4

    You'll get nothing done by planning

  • @Rapshout
    @Rapshout 2 месяца назад +1

    los pantos hermanos is next level editing

  • @NeverStopRolling
    @NeverStopRolling 2 месяца назад +5

    No, but anyway, right, so this drug they’ve come up with...
    They fed a mouse a load of cake...
    Right?
    And it went a little bit chubby and they said, “Right, stop a minute.”
    And then they gave it this drug that makes you lose weight.
    And it’s weight went down.
    But the only bad side effect was...
    Its eyes were popping out.

  • @TheHappyLoner
    @TheHappyLoner 2 месяца назад +2

    It's dicey this

  • @cormacmurtagh9114
    @cormacmurtagh9114 2 месяца назад

    The pilko-pump pant "doesn't stick it's a quality zip" bit was fantastic 😂

  • @jackelveyder
    @jackelveyder 2 месяца назад +1

    This is so well made 🤣🤣🤣 I hope to the love of god that Karl, Ricky or Steve see this

  • @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb
    @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb 2 месяца назад +3

    Bro. Your uploads are always perfectly timed. It's finals week for this semester, work has been crazy lately, and a lot of family stuff going on.
    Your videos are two minute escapes where I can just laugh and be distracted.
    iMuchos gracias! Please keep it up!

  • @OFFtheCHIZANE
    @OFFtheCHIZANE 2 месяца назад +3

    The ricin’s right

  • @travellingblade3015
    @travellingblade3015 2 месяца назад

    Incredible. The cut to ‘it’s a quality zip’ and the ‘shabumbu’ cracked me up

  • @ashleyburns6752
    @ashleyburns6752 2 месяца назад +1

    Just wish they were longer

  • @Silver_Specter
    @Silver_Specter 2 месяца назад +1

    Whoever made this you are a genius

  • @notyourfriend1634
    @notyourfriend1634 2 месяца назад +2

    These are absolutely incredible

  • @fayylmao
    @fayylmao 2 месяца назад +2

    You think Walt looks alright with hair then? OoOoh...

  • @bigalgames7963
    @bigalgames7963 2 месяца назад +4

    The Pilko Pump Pant bit nearly killed me😅😅😅

  • @queenkatieandtheweaselwitch
    @queenkatieandtheweaselwitch 2 месяца назад +1

    its christmas for me when you upload, keep up the fantastic work!

  • @jonnybrello4360
    @jonnybrello4360 2 месяца назад

    Okay... The addition of that Pilko pant was golden, you have my like on this one as well.

  • @mckill85
    @mckill85 2 месяца назад

    I'm literally in love with these videos...they are soooo good! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Tyler-pn1dv
    @Tyler-pn1dv 2 месяца назад

    "Doesn't stick, its a quality zip" I LOL'd

  • @dannycalypse
    @dannycalypse 2 месяца назад +1

    I am the one who's knockin' about!

  • @lucybuckley6663
    @lucybuckley6663 2 месяца назад +2

    Walter White played by Clive Warren

  • @Thenesrookie
    @Thenesrookie 2 месяца назад +2

    "But Karl, Heinsenberg is the Danger"
    "𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗜𝗡 𝗠𝗬 𝗞𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗡"

  • @MarcosCodas
    @MarcosCodas 2 месяца назад

    Flogging the pilko pump pants in the background of Los Pollos Hermanos

  • @sawibe_5710
    @sawibe_5710 2 месяца назад +1

    “So I was came back from a cook thinking ‘how can I get out of doing this, can I stop making Meth, how can I get out of working with them’ and I said to Susanne ‘I’m sick of it’ and she said ‘you need to do it we wanna get a new kitchen’ ”

    • @huffingtonpants
      @huffingtonpants  2 месяца назад +2

      The original title was Breaking Boiler and Karl was cooking meth to help pay for it, and that line was gonna be in it!

  • @philping2102
    @philping2102 2 месяца назад

    Man, to be around when ya knocking these up, so good. To think I heared about karlpilkington 20 odd years ago on end of one rickys stand ups 'Animals' i think then never heared anything again until a few years ago whn the cartoon show came up. Binged most of it....then boom! You were found oh happy days XD

  • @phlufff_fxd
    @phlufff_fxd 2 месяца назад

    These are so good!

  • @masonseymour2455
    @masonseymour2455 2 месяца назад +1

    I love this so much

  • @alexwilkinson96
    @alexwilkinson96 2 месяца назад

    Was waiting for Walt Jr in a wheelie bin. Class as always sir

  • @rubyryan7528
    @rubyryan7528 2 месяца назад +3

    This channel is the best 😂 Pls do Karl in bio shock

    • @huffingtonpants
      @huffingtonpants  2 месяца назад +4

      Oh that's a good one, I'll see if I can come up with some ideas!

    • @rubyryan7528
      @rubyryan7528 2 месяца назад

      @@huffingtonpantsKarl in Australia shark cage diving saying “ look at me eyes “ is giving big daddy energy

  • @Dabro1010
    @Dabro1010 2 месяца назад +2

    Congress Tart!

  • @danielsmith7506
    @danielsmith7506 2 месяца назад

    These are always so good! 😂

  • @michaelmoloney1763
    @michaelmoloney1763 2 месяца назад +3

    "Acid ill teach ya some science"🤣

  • @MisterWrench
    @MisterWrench 2 месяца назад

    The titles with “Acid I would sort you some science out” 😂

  • @mcdouche2
    @mcdouche2 2 месяца назад +2

    If a pair of Pilko Puff Pants comes up on eBay, you guys better be dead serious if you're going to try to outbid me.

  • @awesomeanimedudeuk7611
    @awesomeanimedudeuk7611 2 месяца назад

    You've done a super amazing job on this video 😂😂😂 i was Laughing all the way through the video

  • @guyatolla
    @guyatolla 2 месяца назад

    Incredible work

  • @NewOrderOfAlexandria
    @NewOrderOfAlexandria 2 месяца назад

    "You understood what I just said to you?"
    "Cancer, inoperable. Cheers for that then Frank! Useless... Nothings ever easy is it?"

  • @sickturret3587
    @sickturret3587 2 месяца назад +1

    another great one, cheers.

  • @AndrewsArchives
    @AndrewsArchives 2 месяца назад

    "Doesn't stick.......quality zip" - its how you prevent 'emmroids!

  • @savethetowels
    @savethetowels 2 месяца назад

    Excellent work

  • @realtruth4804
    @realtruth4804 2 месяца назад

    amazing! you did it again!

  • @Gauckler11HD11TV
    @Gauckler11HD11TV 2 месяца назад

    Great Job Mate! You're best One... Yet.

  • @nadeher
    @nadeher 2 месяца назад

    This is the best one yet!

  • @KaliKat
    @KaliKat 2 месяца назад

    At least he's gone on a caravan holiday this time and not just Gran Canaria again

  • @matthewwhitfield2201
    @matthewwhitfield2201 2 месяца назад

    Brilliant video 👏

  • @AfroGaz71
    @AfroGaz71 2 месяца назад

    Yes! A little bit if Huffington to brighten up the day.

  • @thedarksiderebel
    @thedarksiderebel 2 месяца назад

    This is the best one yet

  • @QCB73
    @QCB73 2 месяца назад +2

    The poster 🤣 bravo Sir, bravo 👏

  • @PapaLuge
    @PapaLuge 2 месяца назад

    Karl is the real Inspiration for Walt shaving

  • @supercow5555
    @supercow5555 2 месяца назад

    This is your new masterpiece

  • @alexsummers6609
    @alexsummers6609 2 месяца назад +1

    Brilliant, make more

  • @themaypole
    @themaypole 2 месяца назад +2

    W.E.W.E, who do suppose that is?

  • @otacon4065
    @otacon4065 2 месяца назад +1

    Amazing!

  • @TBaroon
    @TBaroon 2 месяца назад

    Great edit

  • @raoulduke8720
    @raoulduke8720 2 месяца назад

    thank you for existing

  • @itsbreadbin
    @itsbreadbin 2 месяца назад

    Tidal Wave is an insanely underrated song.

  • @carlmarston1687
    @carlmarston1687 2 месяца назад

    He could’ve drank the worm tequila at Don Heladios party

  • @MrFredd38
    @MrFredd38 2 месяца назад

    I think I'll grab a pair of those Pilko Pump Pants.

  • @danfromtheburgh
    @danfromtheburgh Месяц назад

    ''Karl, What the Fuck Are You Talking About''

  • @Simple1Jack
    @Simple1Jack 2 месяца назад

    I don’t know if you’ve seen the recent FX show “Shogun” but I think Mr Dilkington would fit in quite well on it.

  • @megaskyburst
    @megaskyburst 2 месяца назад +1

    I only bought one tin o’ custard!

  • @bait1s
    @bait1s 2 месяца назад +1

    incredible

  • @EvilStreaks
    @EvilStreaks 2 месяца назад

    The "its a quality zip" part made me spit allover myself. That never happens.

  • @raoulduke8720
    @raoulduke8720 2 месяца назад

    Brilliant!

  • @click8708
    @click8708 2 месяца назад +3

    The sausages in a toaster is a wild fucking story, Karl does sound like a methhead sometimes.

  • @Paulafan5
    @Paulafan5 2 месяца назад

    If Walt had someone as practical as Karl on his team, things wouldn't have gone sideways.. so many times. Then again, the show needed to happen and there wouldn't be the drama without bad decisions being made.