Imagine being a foreign soldier creeping through the hills of Appalachia in the pitch black of night just to hear that raspy cackle echoing all around you like a pack of wolves signaling that something just entered their den
@@sugarcombfilms3467 I mean they might. But realistically they aren’t gonna be as tactical with meth as like the nazis in ww2. I know southern methheads unfortunately and I know dam well they ain’t doing nothing about soldiers who actually know what they’re doing.
Are you aware of the reason for which this ophidian shan't nip me? It is because I am in possession of the highest quality home-brewed alcohol in the vicinity.
As someone who lives in the south I can confirm that as soon as you’re born they give you a pair of overalls and a jar of moonshine and let you drive the tractor home from the hospital yourself.
As a Texan I don't do snakes. Too many copperheads, water moccasins and timber rattlers around growing up. Dead ones keep the cows away from your fence though.
Mountain D. Ew, user of the Mahou Mahou Fruit, granting him the ability to turn anything he holds into whatever he wants. Rocks into snakes, simple water into the most Powerful Moonshine, giving him magical strength and protection while drunk. Since discovering this spell he is regularly drunk on his own power, so while hard to command and useless in the vice admirally he still technically holds, he is useful to guard, and so he works in the judgement room of the rebuilt Enies Lobby as the gatekeep, letting through marines, and no one else.
@theliteralcolorred9842 yeah looks like he'd be a friend of the mountain bandits and would be a secret world government leader. We'd get a bunch of flashbacks of super young Luffy and he would just be like "Oh the old bandit ladies boyfriend whats up"
Even a snake don't want to fuck with a hillbilly after witnessing them drink moonshine straight from a 1gal jar. Snake would probably die from alcohol poisoning from even the quickest of bites.
@@strelok5661 Trust me, we rednecks and hillbillies LOVE jolly Mexicans. Some of my favorite people. Y'all know how to have a good time, we know how to have a good time, it's a match made in heaven.
@@ElChangoLocoGaming How are you making such bold assertions about that man's entire life based on a minute long video of his drinking moonshine and playing with a snake?
If you’ve ever played the first Jak and Daxter for PS2, remember catching the fish for the guy with the net on that bridge? Yeah this guys laugh and that guys laugh are extremely similar 😂
😂🤣 I do somethin similar with hot sauce at my favorite Indian spot. The place barely has any flies because of the spices. They don't land on food at all
I just distilled about a quart of shine from 5 gallons of mead that ended up around 7.8% abv. It was funky at first because I used hops, but by the third redistillation it tasted like normal raw whisky.
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There is such a huge cross section of hillbilly and pirate that I never considered
Hillbillies are decendants of pirates
A rare crossbreed
Pirates are just water hillbillies
bruh read about the war of 1812
@@Jacobyoung-du2vi you mean inbreed?
This guy definitely sits out on his porch everyday singing about the ‘good ol days’ while playing the banjo for a crowd of raccoons.
Thats the life right there
No, it's possums. The raccoons only like the fiddle.
@ raccoons also like flutes, i remember a video of a guy getting a large gathering of raccoons that way
least drunk Kentucky man.
You sure
Most sober nola man
As a resident of the beautiful bluegrass state, yes👍
I've lived in Kentucky all my life, and I've definitely met guys like this more than occasionally.
Wish there were more of us like this 😂
Snake looked directly into the camera and said: “someone put me out of my misery now please”
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😭 cracked me up
The snake was just trying his best to veer his head away from that guy's breath,...my God can you imagine?! 😖🤢
🐍🐍 😂 bro snake drunk already
This is what 32 years of age looks like in the appalachias
I can't 😂😂
As an Appalachian, I want to be offended. But you right. You right.
😂
Damn that's rough.
Rough genes pretty universal dude
I would put my genes up against slumped up city slickers anyday 😂
Imagine being a foreign soldier creeping through the hills of Appalachia in the pitch black of night just to hear that raspy cackle echoing all around you like a pack of wolves signaling that something just entered their den
Bruh I doubt they would be that coordinated. I grew up in eastern Kentucky they ain’t doing shit unless they get a hit of meth first.
@@Solidrocksandles420 You're telling me if they heard they were being invaded that they wouldn't get more meth specifically for this situation?
@@sugarcombfilms3467 I mean they might. But realistically they aren’t gonna be as tactical with meth as like the nazis in ww2. I know southern methheads unfortunately and I know dam well they ain’t doing nothing about soldiers who actually know what they’re doing.
And then you hear the echoes of 357. fly past you being fired by what can be assumed to be lever action sporting rifles
OOH Y'ALL GOOD N' LOST NOW AIN'CHA BOI?!!
“America has no culture!!!!!”
The region of Appalachia alone:
This isn't culture. It's the complete absence of it
“Am I a joke to you” and yes my dad is an Appalachian man. That accent makes everyone smile when they meet him.
@hilljackzack7284 yes
Commented it again award 🥇
jorker award of jorking it 🥇
one day i wish to experience just one percent of the joy this man has
I recommend the best moonshine around
alcohol
I would suggest moonshine and a snake.
Are you need is moonshine in your life
Well get you some moonshine, a snake and a fat girl.
We making out the gold mine with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
his laugh has more distortion than the quality of his camera
Bro got some blood in his moonshine system
A drop of this man’s blood will make you unable to operate heavy machinery 😂
its all fun and games until the temporary buff wears off
Oh, you think moonshine is temopary😅
@@Trappedinatriangle have you heard of urination
@@TrollerMobsterhave you heard of moonshine!
@@PlumGod is that some cod zombies ahh perk (no idk)
@@TrollerMobstermoonshine is extremely high potency homemade alcohol
It's him guy, it's Hill Billy
Bill Hilly.
Hill, Billy
The OG HB
William hill.
Mountain William
Are you aware of the reason for which this ophidian shan't nip me? It is because I am in possession of the highest quality home-brewed alcohol in the vicinity.
I quite enjoy the company of large women, for it is easy to come by.
@Some_DingusI laughed even more at that when I saw your name
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Spoken like a true AI
"Colonel... this large redneck has me held captive, what do I do?"
I… I get it
Pray
"he's talking about moonshine and fat bitches, colonel get me out of here"
Remember your CQC training
@@ivanquiles4903but this man literally has moonshine in his blood
Another based Cajun NPC.
It’s real moonshine because in his fit of laugher, he went for a quaff and landed a sip.
This is what the British fought no wonder they lost. This dude ain't scared of nothin'
The Brits ain’t got no moonshine
@@tekamer6566 they dont even got tea anymore lol. The Harbor does
They fought this and a 6'2 red headed retared guy (George washington)😂
"YOU WANNA TAX ME??? GO ON TAX ME BOI!!! LOOK AT HIM HE WON'T TAX ME"
@@JordanOfGeorgia93 you know WHA? CUZ I GOT THE BEST UNION AROUND AHAHAHHAAAAA
This is like a Pixar film where the main character is the snake and he needs to find a way to escape from his deranged owner back to the wild
It's like the spongebob movie
Bayou Billy will make it.
Next time someone tell me that he have best moonshine around I'm bringing snake to verify it.
That snake is as harmless as a nightcrawler worm
Do you happen to know what kind of snake it is? I'm not too experienced with that sorta thing but isn't it a black racer?
@@gzilla783water snake
@@jtzoogodwap thanks.
@@gzilla783no you are right, it is a black racer
@jtzoogodwap It’s definitely a black racer
His voice sounds perfect for a Ralph Bakshi film.
Sound quality and everything
This is fantastic
This man is a living cartoon character
Love this comment
That snake was like “hell naw man, this guys gonna bite me”
Weee hawwwe..best dam snake repellant of all time, cousin'.🤠👍🏴
That snake knows if he bites this dude, he's gonna keel over from alcohol poisoning 😂
Snake is drunk just being in the same room as this guy.
Just realized how good of a sample this has potential to be.
It's even funnier to me that it cuts off suddenly implying the snake bit him
I think your overthinking it.
Naahh that snake is traumatized.
it didnt
Did you not read the title? Snake don't bite moonshine
Low key he'd prolly have to take that snake to the vet if it did bite him, it could die from alc poisoning
When you defeat all the Hilbillies and have to face the final boss
As a non American this is what I picture every American living in the south is like
God I wish
As someone who lives in the south I can confirm that as soon as you’re born they give you a pair of overalls and a jar of moonshine and let you drive the tractor home from the hospital yourself.
"Yeah I got a snake here." That is the most Australian and American quote I've ever heard.
Edit: Never mind, just Australian.
Is somebody mad they don't have a snake
@@regenbassford😂
Oi got a snoike heeya
As a Texan I don't do snakes. Too many copperheads, water moccasins and timber rattlers around growing up. Dead ones keep the cows away from your fence though.
@@PartTimeGoblinSlayer when some people know they know.... when some people don't they don't
I got drunk off of moonshine a few days ago, and this is exactly what it felt like.
“Why do men die earlier than woman” this, this is why
No it’s because they don’t have the best moonshine around simply 🤷🏽♂️
I promise you these type of southerners live till 95 for whatever reason
Exactly, all men need the best moonshine
@ fr
He's suffocating while laughing 💀
I’ve never seen One Piece but this guy reminds me of a character from One Piece
The laugh is totally like Blackbeard, they kinda look similar too lmao
Oda needs to write him in
Mountain D. Ew, user of the Mahou Mahou Fruit, granting him the ability to turn anything he holds into whatever he wants. Rocks into snakes, simple water into the most Powerful Moonshine, giving him magical strength and protection while drunk. Since discovering this spell he is regularly drunk on his own power, so while hard to command and useless in the vice admirally he still technically holds, he is useful to guard, and so he works in the judgement room of the rebuilt Enies Lobby as the gatekeep, letting through marines, and no one else.
Blud looks like a side character that isn't really important initially, but Luffy still has a flashback of him during big arc-ending punch.
@theliteralcolorred9842 yeah looks like he'd be a friend of the mountain bandits and would be a secret world government leader. We'd get a bunch of flashbacks of super young Luffy and he would just be like "Oh the old bandit ladies boyfriend whats up"
This guy is about 60% of the customers that come into the store I work at.
They do make good moonshine 😂
i can feel his laugh vibrating my eardrums
Them bois from the mountains done gone insane.
Captain Drunk Billy picks up black racer
*”It don’t bite me, I must be superhuman”*
This man is insane and I love it.
Ew
Womp womp@@zhaviyah84
@@zhaviyah84
Ew u
This is the american version of the news interview with the guy who has the really thick Irish accent
I need this dude modded into Fallout ASAP
Dudes like this will survive the collapse without even noticing it happened.
Even a snake don't want to fuck with a hillbilly after witnessing them drink moonshine straight from a 1gal jar. Snake would probably die from alcohol poisoning from even the quickest of bites.
POV your a Chinese paratrooper that was captured in the Appalachia’s and your kidnappers talk to you
Im from Mississippi and its probably something most people wouldn't admit but most of my family is like that😂
As a fellow Mississippian, these people are the only reason I'm still living here lol
Tf2 would still be in its prime if they had just announced this character
like we need a mix of demo and engie lol
I can literally smell the alcohol from his laugh lmaooooo
I strive to be like him
Just gotta find drugs
@@marsship921moonshine not drugs
@@Zepellinshine is a drug 🤷
@@Norðmaðurmethanol is one hell of a drug lmao
I think methanol is rubbing alcohol but to be fair you could be drinking that too@@koffieverslaafde627
0:33 this part sat 2x speed is hilarious
The whole video in 2x is funny
Bommy Bommy 💀
Dude made black blood potion and he’s now toxic to snakes and vampires lol.
Say you are american without saying you are american.
This video.
I love guns
Say you’re a worthless European without saying it
@@dvnenjoyer931the only thing I love more than guns is moonshine and the American flag.
@@heavenlysenju9948 same
honestly, you gave that man an Aussie accent and it would fit quite well
Quite exquisite entertainment experience! I would surely recommend to my compatriots 10/10 stars
He laughs like Green Goblin
This is incredibly deranged and i love it
As both my uncle, as well as being my brother...I am proud of this man!!!
This is the most southern man thing ever and I love it
even if it did bite him it feels like he would just snap it in half like a twig
I’m pretty sure I heard him say snake, bite and moonshine but I’m still a bit foggy on ever other fucking word he said lololol
The fact that he drinks moonshine straight from the JAR is proof enough that he is too strong for the snake to Touch him
I’ve never been more concerned for the safety of a snake
“BITE ME BOYA, BITE ME, HAHAHAHAAAA” is my favorite line
The European mind can’t comprehend
"Americans have no culture"
Literally just Appalachia alone:
I immediately love this guy, I'd drink his moonshine, looks damn effective!
How can anyone hate our country if this is her inhabitants. God bless America 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Damn right that's one of God's own prototypes right there
It is because you kill other countries
God never visited America
i think he is more likeable than the california snobs, and im from mexico
@@strelok5661anything is more likable than those pesky Californians
@@strelok5661 Trust me, we rednecks and hillbillies LOVE jolly Mexicans. Some of my favorite people. Y'all know how to have a good time, we know how to have a good time, it's a match made in heaven.
REAL HILLBILLY HOURS, WHO TF UP??🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯🔥🔥🔥
That snake has to be scared out of his mind to be held and in the same room with a drunk Appalachian
He wasn’t drunk, he was just getting started
Tiktok was invented for this man and this man alone
Least delusional Mississippi man:
This boys is a real man
Ya know, I think I'd hangout with this guy. Seems like a fun dude.
The snake: why am I here just to suffer
Unfortunately David Frost passed away on September 27th 2021 from a heart attack RIP😔
Rest in peace to a G
@@ElChangoLocoGamingMade millions of people smile. What have you done with your life?
@@ElChangoLocoGaming How are you making such bold assertions about that man's entire life based on a minute long video of his drinking moonshine and playing with a snake?
Most American American I've ever seen
This is half of my family😂im a native on a Canadian reserve
I dont think the snake was even agitated the slightest bit. Look at how little they're flicking their tongue 😂
If you’ve ever played the first Jak and Daxter for PS2, remember catching the fish for the guy with the net on that bridge? Yeah this guys laugh and that guys laugh are extremely similar 😂
The snake isn't even super upset it just seems extremely confused.
"he even knows the hardy mans laugh" - you tell me
This gives off "nothin like a fuckin qualuude" energy
0:45 bat me buoy,bat me muahahhaaha *glug*glug*glug"
The snake: "If I bite him, I will get poisoned"
goddamn i feel bad for the snake
same and I hate snakes but I feel so bad
Soft ass people smh
I’m pretty certain the dude in the video is just acting
@@amphibiansriseup596 hes not, but why feel bad he most likely released it and it lived a normal life.
@@onemanarmysswamppartyjust u
He laughs like the flying dutchman.
Here in east Tennessee there are people like him everywhere.
Snake was thinking he'd be intoxicated if he bit this guy
i love other people's risky behavior! esp when they are enjoying it.
This man has more teeth than I expected.
alex jones’ country cousin
Snake: if I remain calm maybe this thing will let me go...
I just got sober again and this video pops up reminding me why. Thank you God. ❤ I hope the snake is OK and gets away to freedom.
Hallelujah for that
i bet all the snakes bite you now
@@DreamOnDamudrink diluted snake venom in a jug of water for a year to build venom immunity
Have a beer
This guy is somehow both jolly and scary at the same time
I have no clue what he's saying but I agree
I really do wonder, which is more drunker: a hillbilly, a Finn, a Balkan man, a Russian gopnik, or a South Korean office worker
When you meet the hot southern girls family... 😅
It genuinely astounds me that the auto gen caption are nearly 100% accurate...
😂🤣 I do somethin similar with hot sauce at my favorite Indian spot. The place barely has any flies because of the spices. They don't land on food at all
I just distilled about a quart of shine from 5 gallons of mead that ended up around 7.8% abv. It was funky at first because I used hops, but by the third redistillation it tasted like normal raw whisky.
I'd like to see him try this with a cottonmouth or a copperhead.
He’s playin’ a build I could never but he’s figured ALL of its tricks out with how he’s talking. 😭