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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2019
  • #GregDavies on what it's like to be middle aged, discovering Flo Rida, and how a family gathering turned into a disgusting group mime session.
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Комментарии • 408

  • @sane0matic
    @sane0matic 3 года назад +199

    "take him home, he's doing that shit on purpose" I'm dying, lmao

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 4 года назад +1698

    I love the concept of an old man just deciding he's old enough to get real weird with it.

    • @jamiebrown5994
      @jamiebrown5994 4 года назад

      P

    • @jonjohnson2844
      @jonjohnson2844 4 года назад +21

      He's not that old to be fair, he's always just "looked" old

    • @swine13
      @swine13 3 года назад +12

      I don't think its age related. Some people just get to a point in their lives where they have to make that choice and just go "screw it - lets get freaky" 🤷‍♂️

    • @alexplaysmusic7396
      @alexplaysmusic7396 3 года назад +17

      Reminds me of frank from always sunny 🤣

    • @adarsh5647
      @adarsh5647 3 года назад

      @@jamiebrown5994 what

  • @joewillburn
    @joewillburn 4 года назад +195

    I love how Greg is always on the verge of pissing himself laughing.

  • @callmedixe1334
    @callmedixe1334 4 года назад +182

    Greg Davies is one of the best storyteller in stand up comedy. He keeps me interested 100%. When he talks that's all I'm ever focused on.

    • @waheedahosein9496
      @waheedahosein9496 2 года назад +1

      I agree!

    • @Schylove12
      @Schylove12 2 года назад +4

      I think it helps that he finds himself really funny and can’t help but laugh.

  • @KhanivoreQniba
    @KhanivoreQniba 4 года назад +289

    Greg Davies, Richard Osman and Peter Crouch walk into a bar.
    Yep, it's a tall order.....

    • @drwoo6090
      @drwoo6090 4 года назад +2

      New Thought crouch is an apt name for a tall person! 😀

    • @LuiWallentinGttler
      @LuiWallentinGttler 3 года назад +1

      Badum tss ... Good one :D

  •  4 года назад +191

    "...my mother and my sister pumping aircock in front of my face"
    This guy is a British Legend

    • @akimmiak9609
      @akimmiak9609 4 года назад +1

      A coma would be nice

    • @akimmiak9609
      @akimmiak9609 4 года назад

      @@russthebiker i hope it didn't mess ur punctuation.

    • @ShadesOfGuitar
      @ShadesOfGuitar 3 года назад +5

      Incredible, this thread is like a couple of frail old geezers trying to slug each other in the retirement home.

  • @justinbowen2509
    @justinbowen2509 4 года назад +808

    Greg is already hilarious but what sets him over the edge for me is the fact that he always wears a shirt that is just one size too small and it always amuses me.

    • @rhiannonchaffer2588
      @rhiannonchaffer2588 4 года назад +59

      He ALWAYS starts his sets by apologising for something that he's wearing. You'd think he'd have sorted it out by now! 😂

    • @davidgong5907
      @davidgong5907 3 года назад +47

      Its probably hard if not impossible for him to find anything that fits him given that he shops at Urban Outfitters.

    • @ceceanne4388
      @ceceanne4388 3 года назад +9

      Looks sexy as hell

    • @rw9495
      @rw9495 3 года назад +21

      The man is 6'8 or 203cm, I'm 5'6 and need to wear tall tees to cover my fat, I can only imagine his struggle finding shirts 🤣

    • @angelicataylor7179
      @angelicataylor7179 2 года назад +5

      My husband is 6'3" and 240. The struggle to find something that fits at the shoulders and goes down to his ass is reeeeeeal. Poor guy lol

  • @flinch6887
    @flinch6887 4 года назад +1318

    Jimmy Carr is in that crowd I know I heard his laugh around 7:50

    • @Jalanko13
      @Jalanko13 4 года назад +137

      Flinch hahahah OH GOSH YOU’RE RIGHT!

    • @cocopuff1796
      @cocopuff1796 4 года назад +145

      Flinch haunting, like a ghost in the distant halls

    • @VeraDragon
      @VeraDragon 4 года назад +81

      Thank you for pointing this out, that goddamn laugh is inescapable

    • @beatnikmary
      @beatnikmary 4 года назад +12

      Oh you're so right!!

    • @KrackDaddy
      @KrackDaddy 4 года назад +28

      incorrect. not seal like enough

  • @Wynner3
    @Wynner3 3 года назад +50

    I'm turning 42 this year and apparently I'm middle-aged now. I didn't think I could love Greg Davies any more than I already do, but I was wrong. I needed a good laugh.

  • @tylermagoon4366
    @tylermagoon4366 4 года назад +179

    “YOU’VE GOT EVERY RIGHT TO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!”

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 4 года назад +118

    I feel like the Kill A Pony With A Golf Club part deserves more attention.

    • @drwoo6090
      @drwoo6090 4 года назад +1

      jonas1015119 I read that in Greg’s voice! 😀

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 2 года назад +3

      Probably Taskmaster, fastest wins

  • @7thDayAdventures
    @7thDayAdventures 4 года назад +465

    As an American I apologize for that song getting out. We tried a quarantine but our healthcare system doesn't work.

    • @JasonSmith-cz8yj
      @JasonSmith-cz8yj 4 года назад +6

      Unless you prefer the worlds greatest doctors.

    • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
      @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 4 года назад +22

      @@JasonSmith-cz8yj Weird how you don't live as long then...
      But life expectancy is just a number based on when people die, I'm sure someone at National Review wrote a much more compelling essay that told you your opinion. Those medical insurers are definitely on your side... Enjoy.

    • @Runescapewithred
      @Runescapewithred 4 года назад +2

      @@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw we die early due to shitty life choices. Poor nutrition being a large factor.

    • @7thDayAdventures
      @7thDayAdventures 4 года назад +11

      @@Runescapewithred I bet you think people are poor by choice too. If it's just bad people making bad decisions why doesn't it happen much in other developed countries? It is this attitude that is the real problem. You are so willing to throw people away so you don't have to help them.

    • @Runescapewithred
      @Runescapewithred 4 года назад +2

      @@7thDayAdventures I'm willing to throw them away because it's a lifestyle choice. I never brought up money at all. Poor? I worked 80 hours a week for 4 months straight last year. You have a choice to make the money or not. It's not expensive to go running and do body weight workouts. A farmers market is also cheap as hell. Don't try and act like eating 4 McDoubles a day isn't a choice.

  • @Eye_spye
    @Eye_spye 4 года назад +231

    It’s weird to see him without Alex

  • @asherhetch6102
    @asherhetch6102 4 года назад +111

    Just for laughs started getting talent on their show again? Count me in!

    • @ss11111ss
      @ss11111ss 4 года назад +7

      this clip is from 2011

    • @asherhetch6102
      @asherhetch6102 4 года назад +4

      @@ss11111ss If that's true, then maybe my comment should read "When did JFL STOP getting talent on their show?" lol

  • @decepticonavidgamer882
    @decepticonavidgamer882 4 года назад +135

    (HE IS A MAGNIFICENT BEAST) ;)

  • @spaceo8568
    @spaceo8568 3 года назад +17

    Oh God, I love his story telling. With the accent and the vocal range, I adore Greg Davies.

  • @faynepalim8783
    @faynepalim8783 4 года назад +99

    I hate the fact that I, 19 year old female, am so ridiculously attracted to Greg Davies that the knowledge that he doesn't go down much really didn't turn me off too much. Greg Davies is allowed to do whatever he likes to me and I stand by that.

    • @CS-pi5oc
      @CS-pi5oc Год назад

      Stand will u. Well each to her own.

    • @sarahfields288
      @sarahfields288 Год назад +3

      I fancy him too

    • @popcornpretzel6720
      @popcornpretzel6720 10 месяцев назад +1

      im in the same boat like anything for you taskmaster 😭

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit 3 года назад +11

    Greg's 'This is HORRENDOUS' voice! lololololololol!

  • @asherhetch6102
    @asherhetch6102 4 года назад +394

    That crowd was lame af

    • @Nersius
      @Nersius 4 года назад +51

      It is pretty much every crowd, starting to think it is more of a mic choice/placement thing rather than the crowd necessarily.

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 4 года назад +4

      Nah its just they've all been on RUclips, and this is his years old material

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 4 года назад

      Oh my bad this was from 2011 🤓

    • @treblinka9530
      @treblinka9530 4 года назад +2

      Ur lame af

    • @SWIFTzTrigger
      @SWIFTzTrigger 4 года назад +3

      He kinda lame though

  • @meweaz3
    @meweaz3 4 года назад +33

    I believe this man makes himself laugh. Loved it!

  • @Ruby-pi4jm
    @Ruby-pi4jm 4 года назад +15

    Oh my god I love this set!

  • @DaftJok3r
    @DaftJok3r 4 года назад +112

    That audience was so ungrateful, I could not stop howling

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 3 года назад +8

      I mean, I like Greg but this set wasn't as funny as he normally is. That being said, the audience isn't micced, so you won't hear the audience's laughs that well whether they find it funny or not.

  • @FC-th9ld
    @FC-th9ld 4 года назад +11

    I love this man! He is so funny!

  • @MrStevegibb
    @MrStevegibb 4 года назад +103

    Did his mum ever meet rick mayal i mean he sounds like him also when he gets really carried away

    • @syburton8662
      @syburton8662 4 года назад +28

      Stephen Gibb watch a series called Man Down, Rik Mayall plays Greg's (rather insane) father.....👍🤣

    • @drwoo6090
      @drwoo6090 4 года назад +2

      Sy Burton yeah, he’s frickin brilliant in it. Greg lost his own dad, and Rik, his tv dad, within a few months! 😕

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 3 года назад

      Looks and sounds like him ey

    • @eacleversley7868
      @eacleversley7868 3 года назад +2

      @@sugarnads I think Greg Davies and Rik Mayall were good friends

  • @SonjaDawn
    @SonjaDawn 4 года назад +5

    Best Christmas ever!

  • @suzawilo
    @suzawilo 4 года назад +66

    Mary's boyfriend looks insecure af😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jenniferv618
    @jenniferv618 2 года назад +8

    Omg I spit out coffee threw my nose & all over the place when he started that Christmas dinner story.. I haven't laughed like that in a while omg 😂

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 4 года назад +1

    2:10
    I love that song 😂😂😂

  • @rw9495
    @rw9495 3 года назад +4

    The doctor said take him home, he's doing all this shit on purpose 🤣🤣

  • @charlottewheeler7383
    @charlottewheeler7383 3 года назад +13

    Tough crowd, good set

  • @biffalump
    @biffalump 4 года назад +26

    This audience did not appreciate that genius routine one but he was brilliant 🤣💕

  • @eugeneaxe
    @eugeneaxe 4 года назад +27

    Mr. Gilbert!!!!! Best. principal. ever.

    • @ellie1650
      @ellie1650 4 года назад +4

      Eugene Ax head of sixth form not the school

    • @clegsmegson2627
      @clegsmegson2627 4 года назад +1

      His name is Phil.

    • @pgl79
      @pgl79 2 года назад

      He seems like an intelligent man

  • @crystaldelancey7160
    @crystaldelancey7160 4 года назад +12

    That is the second bit I've seen him do that made me belly laugh until I cried. Greg Davies is amazing!

    • @okantichrist
      @okantichrist 4 года назад +1

      crystal delancey same here 😂

  • @leanneblake4248
    @leanneblake4248 4 года назад +6

    Davis , Brilliant as always.

  • @mariavictor4324
    @mariavictor4324 4 года назад +14

    He so freaking adorable 😻😄

  • @Rose_Butterfly98
    @Rose_Butterfly98 3 года назад +2

    I've never gotten fliers from a nightclub before. Heck I don't really know where the nightclubs are but I'm pretty sure if I've passed by one I was going 30kph on a bicycle lol.
    So Flo Rida was the one who sang that one.
    We're still listening to the DOA one. Heard the guy died in 2016, was sad. I still remember we were playing that song in class back in 2015

  • @MagicSwagget12
    @MagicSwagget12 4 года назад +13

    It's even better cause we've seen his Mum quite a few times on TV with him

  • @Widdekuu91
    @Widdekuu91 4 года назад +2

    3:46 I first thought it was a creepy laughing weird ghost, but it's a camera, videotaping the parts from the back.

  • @makienxhemmiktar
    @makienxhemmiktar 4 года назад +2

    TO HIS OWN CHILDREN - that cracked me up hahahaha

  • @mega-mushroom
    @mega-mushroom 4 года назад +11

    What a specimen 😍

  • @sapsorrow79
    @sapsorrow79 4 года назад +48

    I would date this man

  • @lfcwilli
    @lfcwilli 4 года назад +5

    To his own children.... always gets me in the feels

  • @loopsruby
    @loopsruby 2 года назад +2

    Greg Davies you hilarious gorgeous man.❤️

  • @aresblue8522
    @aresblue8522 3 года назад +7

    Love Greg Davies...man down was HILARIOUS...RIP rik😥

  • @terseandtiny1746
    @terseandtiny1746 4 года назад +7

    I love Greg Davies!

  • @wo2847
    @wo2847 4 года назад +16

    I don't think 42 is that old but I guess it's kinda your state of mind and I think taking care of yourself really does make a difference in your older years

  • @npsck1802
    @npsck1802 4 года назад +11

    He reminds me of Bob Parr before he got in shape

  • @joeshafer
    @joeshafer 4 года назад +4

    His shirt fits much better by the end of this.

  • @antarcticfire
    @antarcticfire 3 года назад

    Amazing

  • @gwenbaby6293
    @gwenbaby6293 4 года назад +3

    I love you Greg.

  • @perryrush6563
    @perryrush6563 Год назад +1

    He has the biggest ole smile always

  • @weckar
    @weckar 3 года назад +12

    I had the exact same reaction to the Flo Rida version of that song.
    I was 22 though.

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 4 года назад +32

    *OH GAWD NOEH*

  • @Demonmixer
    @Demonmixer 3 года назад +6

    When you get older and you walk past a church and the priests don't even give you a second look...

  • @maxblechman2665
    @maxblechman2665 4 года назад +12

    The guy at 1:24 looks like he teaches people how to play bass on RUclips

  • @CJ_Pharaoh
    @CJ_Pharaoh 4 года назад +29

    Oh man.
    I envy this guy's grandkids.
    Stay blessed people 🙏

    • @alamunez
      @alamunez 4 года назад +7

      He doesn’t have children, so good luck with that. Also, “stay blessed”? Jesus.

    • @CJ_Pharaoh
      @CJ_Pharaoh 4 года назад +4

      @@alamunez dunkey pissed in your coffee again I see.

    • @unhombreviejoconalas
      @unhombreviejoconalas 4 года назад +2

      What if one is not blessed? Should I start being blessed and stay that way or should I stay un-blessed?

    • @CJ_Pharaoh
      @CJ_Pharaoh 4 года назад

      @@unhombreviejoconalas well if you're not blessed you're cursed. So a rope. A cliff. Or whatever glass half empty choice tickles your fancy I guess.

    • @unhombreviejoconalas
      @unhombreviejoconalas 4 года назад

      @@CJ_Pharaoh I don't think I'm cursed either though. How would you define the two terms?

  • @davegonnaway6007
    @davegonnaway6007 4 года назад

    Hilarious fella his taxi pie story is class

  • @gagemma
    @gagemma 4 года назад +9

    I think I might just act insane when I get to be an old man 😂

  • @v0idtheory
    @v0idtheory 3 года назад +2

    7:51 sounds like Jimmy Carr is in the audience

  • @benmurphy8318
    @benmurphy8318 3 года назад +2

    Mary is now 31 time flys

  • @akcaptainamer2703
    @akcaptainamer2703 3 года назад +4

    Why is it sexy when he speaks into the microphone? 😂

  • @WunnSEN
    @WunnSEN 3 года назад +1

    Greg reminds me of Rick Mayall from Guest House Paradiso! Always has

  • @marlenejbinzer1859
    @marlenejbinzer1859 4 года назад +5

    Wait until ur 55!! Lol

  • @melanierichards775
    @melanierichards775 3 года назад +2

    1984.. you spin me round.. absolute classic indeed.. my decade too.. 😎

  • @jessicarainsford7609
    @jessicarainsford7609 4 года назад +2

    I have to agree about the song hahaha! And I’m 18.

  • @odinhonour2170
    @odinhonour2170 4 года назад +25

    And I've seen someone kill a pony with a golf club 😂

  • @wendydudok1520
    @wendydudok1520 4 года назад +20

    i love Greg Davies. he is brilliant in telling a story. besides that he is very cute.

  • @sunndnguy30
    @sunndnguy30 2 года назад

    A man of class I see...🤣

  • @Jroc7275
    @Jroc7275 3 года назад +1

    Wow greg just is Mr Gilbert all the time and I love it

  • @HamTheBacon
    @HamTheBacon 3 года назад +11

    Flo Rida ruins anything he touches, he is literally the worst.

  • @BlueJazzBoyNZ
    @BlueJazzBoyNZ 4 года назад +3

    Greg being aware of how he is perceived in time and working the social comedy

  • @BurntOutWriter
    @BurntOutWriter 3 года назад

    Legend

  • @Pierremur
    @Pierremur 3 года назад +4

    A few Christmas's ago my family (Me, partner, sister and mother) were playing Cards against humanity and I had to explain "Smegma"

    • @samuelsmith6281
      @samuelsmith6281 3 года назад +2

      A group of my friends and I met up and one friend brought his new gf along to meet the group for the first time. We ended up playing Cards Against Humanity and this new girl says in all seriousness and just a little nervously asks what Bukkaki is... Suffice to say much hilarity ensured.

    • @agentbeauty7516
      @agentbeauty7516 3 года назад +1

      Oh the smegma card.... Had to tell my step-sister and her friends. And I once mistook bukkaki for baklava

    • @Pierremur
      @Pierremur 3 года назад +1

      @@agentbeauty7516 Bukkaki was another one I had to explain to my ma, me sister was almost wetting herself laughing

    • @pia91
      @pia91 Год назад

      A family coming together like chalk and cheese

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 4 года назад +6

    You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby round round round round!!! That was my absolute favorite song in 1984 and I bought it that year, on a record, if anybody remembers those. I felt so bad when the singer died a few years back. But I was also only in the 4th grade in 1984 😉

    • @lfcwilli
      @lfcwilli 4 года назад

      J is Scoobysmom might be wrong but isn’t Pete burns alive.....he

    • @truth322
      @truth322 4 года назад +2

      lfcwilli he died

    • @CuriousGoodsJessica
      @CuriousGoodsJessica 4 года назад +1

      He died. I think it was because of prescription drugs, he had too many cosmetic surgeries? Very sad. I hate to see anybody hurt, and to try to physically change yourself so much, again and again with surgical procedures that just change your outside and really poison your body with metal, plastic & drugs, it breaks my heart. I still love that song and I THINK I still have my cassette tape somewhere in my "memory" stuff that I won't throw out.

  • @DitzyMcGee
    @DitzyMcGee 4 года назад +1

    After the first 90 seconds nearly got sick (had eggs for breakfast)

  • @seanglaze7284
    @seanglaze7284 3 года назад +4

    I had to look up the Flo-Rida version and, upon viewing, all I can say is: sometimes two wrongs *do* in fact make an ehhhhhhright

    • @toothless3835
      @toothless3835 3 года назад

      As a kid, I didn't know it was "like a record" as well as not really grasping what the flo Rida one was talking about until I was a teenager. And frowned annoyed at it.

  • @patricknevermind8529
    @patricknevermind8529 2 года назад

    I like both versions.

  • @kittybat1360
    @kittybat1360 4 года назад +3

    I adore him xD

  • @jodyannemartin7292
    @jodyannemartin7292 3 года назад +7

    I have never loved Greg Davies more!!

  • @robynguy3244
    @robynguy3244 4 года назад +1

    Sorry but I find Greg Davis fit as fuck. I'm 23 but I would absolutely get on that no problem.

  • @JACKTHETRIXTER
    @JACKTHETRIXTER 4 года назад +5

    Wait-a pony being killed by a golf club? I have questions...

  • @RH-pn9qg
    @RH-pn9qg 3 года назад +4

    god damn this man is amazing

  • @Halafas
    @Halafas 4 года назад +21

    Is Gred Davies' mother Rik Mayall?

    • @beatnikmary
      @beatnikmary 4 года назад +8

      Wait...are you referencing Greg Davies' semi-autobiographical sitcom, Man Down, in which Rik Myall played his dad?

    • @Halafas
      @Halafas 4 года назад +7

      @@beatnikmary Jesus, I didn't even know about that. My joke isn't as nice now - I just meant that Greg Davies' impression of her mum sounds exactly like Rik.

    • @888PsyMike888
      @888PsyMike888 4 года назад +1

      Lol, serendipity at its finest!

  • @eacleversley7868
    @eacleversley7868 3 года назад +1

    7:53

  • @johnedward8352
    @johnedward8352 4 года назад +3

    I'm 42 and dont feel like that at all.

  • @jjuniper721
    @jjuniper721 4 года назад +3

    Bucket list No1: Go to a Greg Davies Show and laugh my head off.

  • @mark10601
    @mark10601 4 года назад

    Fucking hilarious

  • @alexanderchilvers1243
    @alexanderchilvers1243 3 года назад +2

    Just realised Flo Rida is FloRida

  • @acarroll6842
    @acarroll6842 Год назад

    ironic that i think of that song as the meatspin song

  • @klimtkahlo
    @klimtkahlo Год назад

    Yes! I will be totally unhinged at 74 too, hopefully on purpose.

  • @rosalina9768
    @rosalina9768 3 года назад

    Yo is that the taskmaster?

  • @kornbrot
    @kornbrot 3 года назад +8

    Flo Rida didn't ruin "you spin me right round" - meatspin did.

    • @LokkerG
      @LokkerG 3 года назад

      I've never seen it, but I still understand it... I hate that I do.

    • @Didntwanttomakeauser
      @Didntwanttomakeauser 3 года назад +1

      Fuck you. I'd successfully suppressed that memory. I say bag slap to you.

  • @eacleversley7868
    @eacleversley7868 2 года назад

    5:38

  • @execbum1
    @execbum1 4 месяца назад

    He said Nicola Francis in another video. Now it's Nicola Thomas.

  • @Trish620
    @Trish620 2 года назад

    Ha I just realized the name Flo Rida is a play on the state Florida. I never saw they way it was spelled.

  • @Ashfold_Eberesche
    @Ashfold_Eberesche 4 года назад +5

    Mary did NOT look appreciative enough.

  • @scottthompson6504
    @scottthompson6504 4 года назад +5

    Mr.Gilbert's part time job?

  • @moomoopuppy5810
    @moomoopuppy5810 4 года назад +1

    Taskmaster brought me here! BAD DONG

  • @ayikipisimwaskahat4668
    @ayikipisimwaskahat4668 4 года назад +2

    we should hook up lol

  • @andreasofia7495
    @andreasofia7495 4 года назад +1

    Ok Mr Gilbert