Space Station 13: /vg/ dorf ortress round

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @svartorivigt5016
    @svartorivigt5016 6 лет назад +58

    You have arrived. After a journey from the stationhome into the forbidding void beyond, your harsh FTL transit has finally ended. Your crew of the remaining survivors is to make an outpost for the glory of all of nanotrasen. There are almost no whiskey left. But with stout and labor comes sustenance. Whether by Shotgun, welding torch or crowbar, provide for your crew. You are not expecting a rescue before the space carps eat you alive, but it is spring now? Enough time to delve secure lodgings. ere the we get hungry. A new chapter of of Nanotrasen history begins here at this Place, Dorf Fat, Camp VI. STRIKE THE ASTEROID!

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  6 лет назад +15

      This made me laugh.

    • @Laughing_Dragon
      @Laughing_Dragon 5 лет назад +4

      ​@@theblackpantslegion is it bad I want more of this?
      is there more of this?
      I need more of this... this is amazing and I haven't even gotten half way through the video! XD!

  • @mileoinc9337
    @mileoinc9337 6 лет назад +49

    Someone needs to take this to the next level and make a proper "Build Your Own Station" map. Just have the map be a massive asteroid (preferably randomly generated with lavaland mobs and all) and on a single side, just have a pre-constructed cargo bay (for ordering stuff) and a massive shuttle docking wing that has a shuttle for every department, holding all the equipment that can't be ordered. Then tell the admins to take pictures of finished stations so people can vote on the best ones.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  6 лет назад +27

      it will be haphazard and broken in minutes.

    • @EsplodingBomb
      @EsplodingBomb 5 лет назад +14

      @@theblackpantslegion *perfect*

    • @maxscott3349
      @maxscott3349 5 лет назад +3

      That used to be a thing

    • @Laughing_Dragon
      @Laughing_Dragon 5 лет назад

      @@theblackpantslegion
      sooo...like the normal station once everyone arrives?
      PERFECT! just how we all like it, falling apart, needing repairs after two minutes of arriving on station, and most likely lights going out in chemistry because explosions, what MORE could you fucking ask for?
      jokes aside, I would like to see mileo's thoughts be real, would have been amazing to see XD!

    • @TheJinxCast
      @TheJinxCast 2 года назад

      Goon used to have a construction side server

  • @rrai1999
    @rrai1999 6 лет назад +52

    I think people would be much more respectful of the station in normal rounds if they had a hand in building it

  • @nickj6747
    @nickj6747 6 лет назад +16

    For future reference, if you're mining, keep your mining bag in one hand, pick in the other. keep the highlighted hand on the bag, and any rocks you run into will be automatically mined as long as you try to move in their direction.

  • @vulture8298
    @vulture8298 4 года назад +3

    *„I keep hearing Explosions…“*
    Reminds me of a typical radio-call during our Dark Heresy-sessions:
    *„What just exploded and was it important enough for me to care?“*

  • @slothmen
    @slothmen 6 лет назад +20

    Best Line "Did that guy grab a sink?!"

    • @grotwurksmekshop6607
      @grotwurksmekshop6607 4 года назад +5

      I laughed out loud at that with the thought "they grabbed everything and the kitchen sink"

  • @darkpaapi9140
    @darkpaapi9140 6 лет назад +11

    That one was hilarious. Proper space gypsis... Grabing everyting what not nailed down.... Few month ago done something similar on FTL with a few guys, load the shuttle and escape. But unfortunatly didnt ended well since someone accidentally awoken somekind of extraterrestial tetra hypermorph god, what got pissed about it and slaughtered us one by one....

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  6 лет назад +4

      sometimes space is scary

    • @darkpaapi9140
      @darkpaapi9140 6 лет назад +4

      Scary indeed. But we brave explorers not afraid of a mere hellish nightmare from another dimension who turns creatures inside out through their ear hole. We explore the frontier and what beyond. And Conquer with flames in name of ZORG!

    • @Laughing_Dragon
      @Laughing_Dragon 5 лет назад

      "Grabing everyting what not nailed down"
      BRUH. even the shit NAILED DOWN WAS GRABBED XD! but yeah, this is awesome.

  • @Sharahdogmeat
    @Sharahdogmeat 6 лет назад +8

    well gennerally speaking dwarf fortresses are on PLANETS with an ATMOSPHERE

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  6 лет назад +7

      Ideally, yes.

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 6 лет назад +11

      Be honest, if you gave a dwarf fortress dwarf a space ship, they would totally start building in space.

  • @Scylithen
    @Scylithen 5 лет назад +4

    MVP, sink grabber at the start. I'd also settle for someone which packed a towel for each crew member of the station.

  • @LordZaxom
    @LordZaxom 6 лет назад +8

    The utter inability of everyone on the station to just wait their god damn turn when hauling stuff during the first ten minutes of that round was equally painful to watch and hilarious.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  6 лет назад +3

      It's kind of what you'd expect, no?

    • @PerfectDeath4
      @PerfectDeath4 6 лет назад +7

      They'd had to have rehearsed this situation to be orderly and efficient. Like, single file everyone goes one way together. Then they drop everything off and go back single file and enter the shuttle. They'd need to have something set up like road construction does to change lane directions. Which is something security could do, if the wern't off doing whatever.
      I'd say that was the big let down here, no security. There was not even shitcurity!

  • @Sleepy_zzzzz
    @Sleepy_zzzzz 4 года назад +2

    The irony of you saying you did your job, after voiding the atmosphere (w/o realizing.) 👌 👍 👍

  • @dragoon347
    @dragoon347 6 лет назад +3

    we did something like this years ago on /tg/ everyone went to lavaland and within 30 mins that shit was up and running with individual houses for people set up via miners using their bluespace capsules and setting the gps tags

  • @TheThingattheEndoftheBook
    @TheThingattheEndoftheBook 6 лет назад +7

    Fifty minutes in and it's definitely starting to look like a real fortress... needs more bright green vomit to really perfect it, though.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  6 лет назад +3

      PERFECTO
      >FEYMOOD

    • @Laughing_Dragon
      @Laughing_Dragon 5 лет назад

      @@theblackpantslegion
      **ohgodnotfeymoods…**

    • @predator3299
      @predator3299 5 лет назад +2

      @@Laughing_Dragon Urist McAssistant has created Robustarmors, a steel toolbox! He claims it as a family heirloom.

  • @michaelkleczynski1600
    @michaelkleczynski1600 Год назад

    i love how Tex takes command of the Evac.

  • @AndrooUK
    @AndrooUK 2 года назад

    NB: Air is *blown* into space, as a vacuum, not *sucked* into it...

  • @LSTRl512
    @LSTRl512 6 лет назад +7

    Ah yes, the shuttle drawbridge atom smasher.

  • @jyggalag169
    @jyggalag169 6 лет назад +5

    So, it turns out, there is a setting on /vg/ to select random character slots instead of whatever you tried slotting in as, this resulted in my meme character getting picked, who also rolled for some horrific speech disability.
    at 43:00 you can see my failed attempt to advertise my bar and socilict booze to people (I honestly was too caught up to realize that was Tex).

  • @Laughing_Dragon
    @Laughing_Dragon 5 лет назад +4

    is it bad I want more of this?
    is there more of this?
    I need more of this... this is amazing and I haven't even gotten half way through the video! XD!
    like seriously this was fucking amazing, and Im still WATCHING it.. XD!

  • @Shadesight
    @Shadesight Год назад

    When you blew up the guys little station ... you might've ruptured his suit or something. He started talking about everything hurting.
    Oops. Just SS13 things.

  • @grotwurksmekshop6607
    @grotwurksmekshop6607 4 года назад

    I love how you can tell Tex is loving this game mode

  • @AndrooUK
    @AndrooUK 2 года назад

    Open plan actually reduces usable space because there are fewer walls to place objects against and/or place shelves and such...
    If you just had one massive square, where would you actually put anything? Where will you run pipes and wires? How would you segregate functions and rooms, including privacy and a focus of purpose?

  • @Leverquin
    @Leverquin 4 года назад +2

    that dog saving was totally df moment

  • @jyggalag169
    @jyggalag169 6 лет назад +5

    Also spoiler: The station died to a supermatter sea.

  • @cochacopen
    @cochacopen 5 лет назад +2

    For like the first 20 minutes the internal affairs agent turned into an impromptu QM...Almost as if he's done that job before...But why would a QM abandon Cargonia to become an IA agent?

  • @lucasmoore3907
    @lucasmoore3907 5 лет назад +2

    What does "Unleash the Dioneas" mean?

  • @jamesbuckner4791
    @jamesbuckner4791 5 лет назад

    You know the picture at the start of the round. Sort of curious what the other phrases are. I know there is help me and release the demons(?)

  • @antimattercarp2720
    @antimattercarp2720 6 лет назад +2

    I wonder if I can get byond on reactOS.

  • @MrTrebleCleff
    @MrTrebleCleff 6 лет назад +2

    Lmao stuck on Harm stance

  • @bluesmet
    @bluesmet 6 лет назад

    Couldn't see that you updated. Fuckin youtube. Oh well..

  • @BRBMrSoul
    @BRBMrSoul 2 года назад +1

    DORF IT UP

  • @jackcaffrey8493
    @jackcaffrey8493 5 лет назад

    LMAO UH OH