Fartiquette | Pretend Problems Ep. 19

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
  • This week, Chad and Kelsey talk about their most-hated day jobs in a new podcast segment, Kelsey's week of shows in Minneapolis before she shoots her special, and they answer some juicy (and potentially smelly) listener questions! Write into pretendproblemspodcast@gmail.com with your dating and relationship advice questions and we'll answer them on the show! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on Chad's RUclips channel! Watch and subscribe here: / @thatchaddaniels
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    Theme Song cowritten by Matthew Facca and Alex Bent
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Комментарии • 32

  • @clhmellis
    @clhmellis 6 месяцев назад +5

    Here for the fart stories! In 7th grade, I was sitting at my desk in Spanish class. I bent down to tie my shoe and ripped a fart, causing me to smack my head on the underside of my desk and fall out of my chair. While sitting next to my crush. I think I recovered by saying, "Oops."

  • @pesky716
    @pesky716 6 месяцев назад +1

    Oh, you went to Parlour. 😂 I had a suspicion when you said their burgers were salty. The moment you said known for their old fashioned’s and burgers it was a lock.

  • @lyssadt
    @lyssadt 6 месяцев назад +1

    I am 26 minutes and 52 seconds in and can CONFIDENTLY say this is my favorite episode to date 😂🤣

  • @jessicafairfax_Bens_Bees
    @jessicafairfax_Bens_Bees 6 месяцев назад +1

    Love this episode 🥰🤣 you are both so relatable. The fart segment made me think of waking up to my husband farting a little tune on my side the other morning followed by our German shepherd farting as I crawled out of bed. Between the two of them, I was forced to evacuate the room the smell was so pungent I was like something had died. 😂🤢

  • @josh.o9
    @josh.o9 6 месяцев назад +2

    I stand with Chad.
    My girlfriend and I will see you in Madison on Saturday for your special, Kelsey! Woot woot 🙌🏼

  • @Blackbird9070
    @Blackbird9070 6 месяцев назад +3

    100% Would vote for Chad for President

  • @felixreali7101
    @felixreali7101 6 месяцев назад

    "glass-sensors" going off??? 😂😂😂😂

  • @richabolistic
    @richabolistic 6 месяцев назад

    Shirt Idea: Hangin’ Chad 😂
    Love the pod!
    Cook-n’ with Hangin’ Chad?

  • @madelinepraye1393
    @madelinepraye1393 6 месяцев назад

    Hearing you mention my home town in this podcast was surreal! Come back to Leavenworth and try more restaurants!

  • @felixreali7101
    @felixreali7101 6 месяцев назад +1

    highlight of my day, my two fav comedians 😋😋

  • @pihla01
    @pihla01 6 месяцев назад

    Yes to the new middle section of the pod! 👏🏻 Like to get to know you guys better. 🙂

  • @andrewstacey4868
    @andrewstacey4868 6 месяцев назад

    I stand with Chad!! I also sit with a pillow covering my Fupa

  • @weld4beer106
    @weld4beer106 6 месяцев назад

    Definitely here for this party 🎉

  • @milesdorst7120
    @milesdorst7120 6 месяцев назад +2

    23:36 two-farter

  • @jasonsmith2775
    @jasonsmith2775 6 месяцев назад

    Cruising speed of a commercial jet: 475 - 575 mph.
    Now you know.

  • @jefferyzellner5611
    @jefferyzellner5611 6 месяцев назад

    Daniels - Cook 2024. You’ve got my vote!

  • @emilyarbogast5787
    @emilyarbogast5787 6 месяцев назад

    hilarious fart riff

  • @bamir1
    @bamir1 6 месяцев назад +2

    I'd love to see Taylor Tomlinson as a guest

  • @jrverde218
    @jrverde218 6 месяцев назад

    Speaking of “fartiquette” do you plan on coming up to Duluth anytime this year?

  • @thundre398
    @thundre398 6 месяцев назад

    That is some old guy knowledge… defacing money being a crime is so old school. The truth is that by definition the money is your property and there is no penalty for destroying it.

  • @jrverde218
    @jrverde218 6 месяцев назад

    Wisconsin BLOWS

  • @richardrodriguez3732
    @richardrodriguez3732 6 месяцев назад

    Chad looks like he's lipping a pouch of allergy meds.....😅

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 6 месяцев назад

    Oh sh%#…
    RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG!!!
    Defiance disorders are real and can be horrible for families.
    That being said…
    I just watched a documentary on Netflix about these facilities. Get him out before it’s too late!
    So awful. So destructive. Really heartbreaking. Total rip off by people who are greedy for profit and who could care less about your child.

    • @lalah9481
      @lalah9481 6 месяцев назад

      Also I believe 60 minutes did a show (shows) on these places.
      There are testimonies in congress about them too.

  • @dustinmorton942
    @dustinmorton942 6 месяцев назад

    Ugh. Please don’t let “ghost stories” become a regular segment of your show. Dan and Lindsay already have a whole podcast about that. And I’m with Chad. They’re all crap anyway.

  • @chrisolofson7011
    @chrisolofson7011 6 месяцев назад

    5-8 Club burgers are trash... go to Matt's next time. 10x better.

    • @Zoljega
      @Zoljega 6 месяцев назад

      Cadillac Ranch restaurant at the Mall of America has the best Juicy Lucy I've ever had. Better than Matt's or 5-8.

  • @dawsonjohannes613
    @dawsonjohannes613 6 месяцев назад

    Holy shit, just found your femoral head on your Instagram. Your hip was, uh, NOT happy.

  • @BeeBee-ei1qy
    @BeeBee-ei1qy 2 месяца назад

    😂 fifth degree assault a farther assault 🎉 love this episode and the jokes it may bring 😮😂

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 6 месяцев назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤭ROFLMAO
    My hubby had a fart the other day that sounded like a baby filling a diaper, and I said so while exiting the room laughing…
    Too honest? Maybe. However, he laughed too.
    Sadly, he claims his farts don’t smell.🫣🤭🙄
    We are both pretty thick, and this can create crazy acoustics when poppin off. The absolute worst are the SBDs. Run!
    I am lucky enough to be married to a Chad and he ‘gave explicit permission’ for me to let it rip. Up until then I had been removing myself to release gas almost to the point of misery. Really sweet of him to notice.💖✨💖
    It’s a part of the human body’s processing… but it’s also connected to what we eat. So we do have some control.
    I think the wife was probably grossed out. Many women have issues with erasing the thoughts n images in the brain to do the nasty. So maybe it wasn’t an excuse. Always thinking the devious Chad, sad-but funny AF.