Marine Offers Her Body In Exchange But None Is Interested...

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  • @kagesentai
    @kagesentai Год назад +6681

    Senchou: "I'll pay you guys with my body!"
    Chat: "pass, I don't want to be charged with assault on the eldery"

  • @baizhu
    @baizhu Год назад +3054

    marine’s relationship with her chat is one of the funniest things to witness

    • @ggg444ggg
      @ggg444ggg Год назад +71

      Great banter

    • @yessiryttime
      @yessiryttime Год назад +14

      Dougdoug?

    • @EXPeepik
      @EXPeepik Год назад +6

      ​@@yessiryttime i think you misread the statement

    • @yessiryttime
      @yessiryttime Год назад +7

      @@EXPeepik I mean chat controls Dougdoug...
      Wait ur right lol mb

    • @motherfucker42069
      @motherfucker42069 Год назад

      It really opened my eyes to how much fun it is to bully girls

  • @Theonetruefinalboss
    @Theonetruefinalboss Год назад +1138

    "It pains me..."
    Senchou lied as easily as she breathed.

  • @kite8926
    @kite8926 Год назад +2730

    Marine never fails to make smile whenever she talks jokingly about stuff. 😂

    • @Badazztard
      @Badazztard Год назад +13

      Jokingly?

    • @IKKAIWINS
      @IKKAIWINS Год назад +44

      Her laugh is legendary to me

    • @kite8926
      @kite8926 Год назад +13

      @@IKKAIWINS Exactly! Her laugh is quite great to be honest.

    • @IKKAIWINS
      @IKKAIWINS Год назад +6

      @@kite8926 top 3 laughs for me

    • @tabriz5059
      @tabriz5059 Год назад +33

      Jokingly 🤨?

  • @castform57
    @castform57 Год назад +1046

    Marine making a whole doujin plotline all by herself.

    • @TonyBomboozled
      @TonyBomboozled Год назад +108

      Just another Houshou Marine stream!

    • @scottiecurrie7927
      @scottiecurrie7927 Год назад +66

      Probably going to draw it in her free time too

    • @Tamagosan53
      @Tamagosan53 Год назад +32

      It's a normal thing, you'll get used to it

    • @Tahu33446
      @Tahu33446 Год назад +22

      Now to be fair her doujins on nhentai basically do the same thing. Heck an artist who had his work animated made a doujin on her

    • @LemonChanh
      @LemonChanh Год назад +9

      And chat dodging that shit real quick

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation Год назад +3851

    Senchou: "A penniless CEO like me has no choice but to pay with her body"
    Crewmates: "Ill pass thanks"

    • @Gunzerkingidiot
      @Gunzerkingidiot Год назад +11

      It just reminds me that in the doujins. None of the crew is for it...at first anyways. Doujin is a doujin afterall.

    • @pepsy3085
      @pepsy3085 Год назад +277

      W crewmate grindset

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Год назад +128

      Well boys, guess we're working for free.

    • @hurricaneghost8303
      @hurricaneghost8303 Год назад +90

      I just woke up and misread penniless...

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 Год назад +89

      Tsundere crew as always, in truth, Marine is the vtuber with the most R18 work for a reason

  • @JB2X-Z
    @JB2X-Z Год назад +485

    MAN I love how she rolls with the punches lol
    Top tier comedian

  • @Pseudowolf
    @Pseudowolf Год назад +1330

    Marine: "I'll let you grope my boobs"
    Female crewmembers: "You MAKE us do that already!"

  • @IsmailAli-uc2jm
    @IsmailAli-uc2jm Год назад +179

    1:46
    She actually got stun locked by that comment

    • @venomark7883
      @venomark7883 8 месяцев назад +6

      The moment she got told that, her smile quickly fade away 😂

    • @doggydude2668
      @doggydude2668 6 месяцев назад

      LOL IKR you could see it in her face

  • @StMp39
    @StMp39 Год назад +45

    1:46 She really went from 😁 to ☹️.

  • @epiccarrot88
    @epiccarrot88 Год назад +1262

    Sasuga chat. Reject women, embrace financial stability. They are on the grind.

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation Год назад +1018

    Chat: "I don't care about groping saggy ones"
    *slap*
    "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"

    • @falsehero2001
      @falsehero2001 Год назад +18

      NOOOOOOOOOO! I wanted to post this!

    • @Dracorex13
      @Dracorex13 Год назад

      I'd grope her saggers...

    • @TheNaz_O5-15
      @TheNaz_O5-15 Год назад +13

      ​@@falsehero2001 you'll get your chance later

  • @Absolute__Zero
    @Absolute__Zero Год назад +2317

    *Marine starts up a new company
    Ichimi: “Does this mean we’re finally getting paid now?”
    Marine: “The best I can do is my body~”
    Ichimi: “Would you accept being paid in *expired goods?”*

    • @shinodamasaru7945
      @shinodamasaru7945 Год назад +137

      From senchou to Tenchou. Kiara felt assaulted.

    • @sufianramli
      @sufianramli Год назад +109

      Bruh, she's 85! You didn't have to go THAT hard!

    • @matthewdustworth5057
      @matthewdustworth5057 Год назад +105

      "Hello Oozora Police, I would like to report a death."

    • @Valome_Virtual_Gravedigger
      @Valome_Virtual_Gravedigger Год назад +39

      ​@@matthewdustworth5057 should've called us gravediggers not the tomboy POLICE

    • @Cuacky_RK
      @Cuacky_RK Год назад +17

      Marine: *Velentines Flashbacks*
      Fr Ichimis already said that to her 😭 This woman cant take a break lol

  • @anhduc0913
    @anhduc0913 Год назад +150

    Marine's chat never fails to be so cold, calculated and savage to her lol.

  • @yoannbernardin9299
    @yoannbernardin9299 Год назад +104

    1:35 "It pains me, but..."
    Said Marine, with a large smile on her face.

    • @spearghost225
      @spearghost225 7 месяцев назад +1

      she has to cover up the extent of the pain with a smile

  • @Kro-RissaVirus
    @Kro-RissaVirus Год назад +346

    The comedy interaction between chat and streamer is truly peak in this fandom. Wether it’s Crewmates rejecting their Senchou or Nousagi destroying Pekora… you guys never fail to make me laugh.

  • @arturoporraz6046
    @arturoporraz6046 Год назад +148

    Talking like a true CEO

  • @kiss-shot_is_bae
    @kiss-shot_is_bae Год назад +124

    Marine's ability to turn almost any topic into a doujin plot is commendable, and her relation with the Ichimis is just great.

  • @RaffoPhantom
    @RaffoPhantom Год назад +61

    The sudden and smooth shift of her expression at 1:45 is just impeccable.

  • @Zephyroths
    @Zephyroths Год назад +59

    "Sex is great, but I need money to pay my bill"

    • @hunterotte9555
      @hunterotte9555 Год назад +1

      Prostitutes and Porn Stars: "Well, do I have the solution for you!"

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 8 месяцев назад

      We could accept the booty and just move in with her after we get evicted.

  • @LosDog
    @LosDog Год назад +503

    Poor senchou. So rude.

  • @Griffingterra
    @Griffingterra Год назад +27

    This is probably the most I've ever laughed at a hololive clip. The fans unionizing, threatening to sue and saying no to a hologirl offering free gropings, all in the same video. xD

  • @pekorasniffer
    @pekorasniffer Год назад +132

    Crewmate: That's it! Imma call the ministry of labor.
    Senchou: W-Wait! Here, feel free to touch my Oppai-
    Crewmate: **starts dialing anyways**
    Senchou: WAAAAAIIIIITTTT!!!

  • @chokemasterkashi
    @chokemasterkashi Год назад +37

    that smile to frown at 1:45 killed me shes so funny

  • @svagglaorde4387
    @svagglaorde4387 Год назад +21

    Chat went zero to Monkey D. Luffy real quick.

  • @sentinel1354
    @sentinel1354 Год назад +768

    She's offering her body... does this mean we can turn Senchou into a gun? What weapon we turning her into? A hand cannon? A sniper rifle? A shotgun?

  • @rektl2036
    @rektl2036 Год назад +67

    And here I was expecting her to pay me in exposure

  • @monica_g456
    @monica_g456 Год назад +82

    I was going to do a whole joke speech about Supply & Demand regarding the surplus of Senchou's body vs. the overwhelmingly lack of interest due to the excessive supply- but the entire clip already shows a great example of it XD

  • @Mihai769
    @Mihai769 Год назад +32

    Ministry of Labour 😂

  • @ralphshiverriba155
    @ralphshiverriba155 Год назад +6

    Wow you can actually taste the pain in that moment of silence

  • @TheIndoraptor
    @TheIndoraptor Год назад +14

    Marine: "I had an announcement to make!"
    A large, rounded bodied evil scientist who's arch nemesis is a blue hedgehog: I feel a disturbance in the Force

  • @alvinloh5101
    @alvinloh5101 Год назад +7

    Senchou :I'll pay you guys with my body!
    The crewmates : thanks but I have a family to feed lady

  • @caroline4945
    @caroline4945 Год назад +11

    "I don't care about gropping the saggy ones" damn JP niki really Savage

  • @panic7061
    @panic7061 Год назад +17

    I love how ruthless chat is with sencho.

  • @renashcroft8794
    @renashcroft8794 Год назад +9

    On stream: Ha! as if we'd be interested!!!!
    Off stream: Darn....if only I could
    I see all the two-faced people out there

  • @Anigeek1246
    @Anigeek1246 Год назад +3

    “What I’m more interested in is that hat!”- TF2 Soldier (maybe)

  • @slayerzing2
    @slayerzing2 Год назад +7

    Marine's expressions in her 3D model are so damn cute man, the sad face tugs my heart

  • @edaskire9917
    @edaskire9917 Год назад +13

    It is such a joy watching Marine interact with her chat 😂😂

  • @RevivalOfSchwann
    @RevivalOfSchwann Год назад +163

    I imagine 99% of the chat would gladly accept that payment, but Senchou, just like every streamer that ever existed, only read the bad comments xD

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 Год назад +126

      Chat doesn’t want to let her know that, since they don’t want her to get cocky, that’s why they’re all saying no.

    • @TheTsunaru
      @TheTsunaru Год назад +62

      As 99% of chat, I would like to confirm that I would gladly accept that payment.

    • @PhoenixClank
      @PhoenixClank Год назад

      Yes they would, but you forget that 100% of chat likes to tease Marine at every opportunity, even if it means to lie about how gladly they'd grope Marine's saggy tits.

    • @SoraRaida
      @SoraRaida Год назад +43

      I mean, it's tough out there. Inflation is bitch, of course we want to be paid

    • @cringe_lord5762
      @cringe_lord5762 Год назад +15

      I mean if it can pay my electric bill, water bill, and land tax I don't mind, but yeah....

  • @prosaic.7944
    @prosaic.7944 6 месяцев назад +25

    Sasuga Ecchibaba

  • @KaotikBlueShell
    @KaotikBlueShell Год назад +3

    They really said "double it and give it to the next person" 😭😂😂

  • @Xaito
    @Xaito Год назад +6

    Chat: "I don't wanna fondle saggy ones"
    *Marine chose to ignore that*
    Marine: "Anyway, moving on..."

  • @jackknight1899
    @jackknight1899 Год назад +19

    Marine's fans are probably the least h*rny in the gang
    Which is kinda Jojo's bizarre adventure

    • @R3in_Ch
      @R3in_Ch Год назад

      is dat JoJo's reference

  • @josephwilliams2406
    @josephwilliams2406 Год назад +2

    I love her face change at the end, from the usual smirk to a wtf look

  • @hellothere9167
    @hellothere9167 Год назад +3

    Oh, she will pay with her body? Well..😏
    Those front porch aren't going to paint themselves. Garden's overgrown as well

  • @Danche925
    @Danche925 Год назад +6

    Marine got some good synergy with her chat. Good captain good senchou. Dope based and super lit

  • @zk9506
    @zk9506 Год назад +4

    She is like Darkness who did the same and the teammates just like :Yike

  • @NeruNTL
    @NeruNTL Год назад +2

    That straight up turned the smile into a frown 😂😂 no matter what we love you chuuni 33 years old

  • @Add_Infinitum
    @Add_Infinitum Год назад +3

    Wow, the subtitling work on this is really good, flawless translation

  • @gusbunger6494
    @gusbunger6494 Год назад +7

    That's actually a decent offer, I'll take it

  • @neckslayer7793
    @neckslayer7793 Год назад +10

    Literally went from :D to :(

  • @geilanaleuznal8924
    @geilanaleuznal8924 Год назад +2

    Chat is doing the right thing here, calling the ministry of labor

  • @josecoronadonieto6911
    @josecoronadonieto6911 6 месяцев назад +1

    The sadness at the end was too real man

  • @Art-X-W
    @Art-X-W 6 месяцев назад

    That wasn't just her model frowning. That was her true self frowning. She felt that in her soul.

  • @supremeirys
    @supremeirys Год назад +3

    Denji :start going chainsaw man mode

  • @MinosML
    @MinosML 4 месяца назад +1

    I remember seeing a short manga like this where the plot was the female Boss trying to pay with her body and the annoyed MC refusing and demanding to be paid in cash. Hilarious stuff

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 3 месяца назад +1

      there was a comic that was a role reversal of the elf and orc thing(IYKYK) that was similar where the Orc was highly religious and wholesome and elf was super horny and he just wasn't having it lol.

  • @kei_on_tv8157
    @kei_on_tv8157 Год назад +4

    "They are not saggy! Just ask Kiara!"

  • @lazy_lefty
    @lazy_lefty Год назад +1

    Marine becoming a bourgeois capitalist..... I didn't expect that lol

  • @SsbThatsMe
    @SsbThatsMe Год назад +8

    Time for me to quit university and start working HARD! In more ways than one...

  • @generalowen4344
    @generalowen4344 Год назад +1

    for just a moment, i feel like Marine was about to commit a murder, just a very fast, yet slow enough moment to notice.

  • @ijustwantedtocommentbutnow526
    @ijustwantedtocommentbutnow526 Год назад +2

    The only company I see Marine running at this point is a mercenary pirate company like Buggy from One piece lol.

  • @beatzdyer
    @beatzdyer Год назад +2

    She has to be one of the only Vtubers with an audience that would go off with a joke like this instead of being insanely horny

  • @kakonoteouji4876
    @kakonoteouji4876 Год назад +2

    What can I say, know our worth. Lol

  • @leonardomafrareina7634
    @leonardomafrareina7634 Год назад +1

    As Leon S. Kennedy once said:
    "No thanks, bro".

  • @ragingxavier2691
    @ragingxavier2691 11 месяцев назад +2

    Her sad face at the end is hilarious LMAO

  • @baronsamedi5741
    @baronsamedi5741 Год назад +1

    1:44 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!

  • @Ichinaru31
    @Ichinaru31 Год назад +5

    Senchou: If you work very hard for me, I'll reward you with my body!
    Chat: As a Joke!?
    Senchou: Really guys! All you can grope!
    Chat: *As a joke!!!?*

  • @criseist9786
    @criseist9786 Год назад

    "See that's what my last boss said, but it didn't work very well for him."

  • @MJ-xk6re
    @MJ-xk6re Год назад +3

    Not even Goku can fight Senchou's strong hentai/porn addiction.

  • @stockicide
    @stockicide Год назад +1

    Managers always be paying with "morale boosters," never cash.

  • @zacksilverstone7642
    @zacksilverstone7642 Год назад +1

    I would have called the police for that savage murder, but I'm too busy dying of laughter atm.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Год назад +3

    *"I'll become CEO"* Poor YAGOO, Senchou is gonna take over the company xD
    You know Senchou is an ex-corporate slave when ministry of labor scares her
    1:45 Awww Senchou, I love her sad face lol

  • @joshuawoodbridge6267
    @joshuawoodbridge6267 Год назад +1

    Shes gonna bee wearing a polar bear!

  • @ManusiaKagakRusuh
    @ManusiaKagakRusuh Год назад +1

    Segs is temporary, but Gold is eternal ! ...

  • @ThomasmitH
    @ThomasmitH Год назад +1

    01:46 My heart.

  • @shubashuba9209
    @shubashuba9209 Год назад +1

    "Look at me. I am the CEO now."
    -Houshou Marine

  • @sunnyrainyday6820
    @sunnyrainyday6820 Год назад

    “I’m calling the Minstery of labor”
    😂😂😂

  • @Minihood31770
    @Minihood31770 Год назад +3

    I'm looking forward to the doujin's this new outfit will inspire.

  • @Ashed26
    @Ashed26 Год назад +3

    Now I get it…senchou is getting older and the complicated lifestyle of a pirate is too much for her so now she will dedicate to the corporate world.
    BAD ENDING

  • @astuteanansi4935
    @astuteanansi4935 Год назад +2

    Only Kiara can afford to run a company like this, but that's what happens when your employees are cultist chickens

  • @gamerhats4145
    @gamerhats4145 7 месяцев назад +1

    Some of y'all are ruthless with those comments, I really hope she never gets genuinely affected by it because some of those comments are... not great, and can get really rude

  • @rhaven090
    @rhaven090 Год назад +1

    A frail old body of a CEO can't pay rent

  • @herbderbler1585
    @herbderbler1585 Год назад

    She's decided to change tacks and become a corporate raider.

  • @Tobunari
    @Tobunari Год назад +2

    She offers her sister.
    _Chat isn't interested_
    She offers her body
    _Chat isn't interested_
    *Might as well go in myself*

  • @MALICEM12
    @MALICEM12 Год назад +2

    It's cruel how her chat bully her as everyone would obviously want her. But in the same breath it's a funny dynamic and suits her M personality and it's nice not to just see endless simping.

  • @YumYumDeviledEggs
    @YumYumDeviledEggs Год назад

    The last comment hit so hard she couldn’t even speak.

  • @k4rz43
    @k4rz43 Год назад

    "Your body won't put food on the table. ...Unless...?" 😳

  • @Crytica.
    @Crytica. Год назад +1

    Damn, chat did not hold back on this one lmao

  • @djengle91
    @djengle91 Год назад +5

    Any fan that's into women wouldn't say no irl. Especially if what all the other members say about her face/body is true.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Год назад

      Not worth it even if you got the employee-of-the-month bonus of nipple pinches. Her boobage doesn't keep our bills paid.

  • @ThisIsAUsername69
    @ThisIsAUsername69 Год назад +2

    OOF
    The chat feels like her actual pirate crew. The captain announcing they're a CEO now and they're like, ok cool but what about money? xD

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Год назад +1

      We need money to buy biscuits for the mess hall. The ones in there are more minge larvae than flour.

  • @romancapulus5577
    @romancapulus5577 Год назад

    "I don't care about groping saggy ones."
    *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!*

  • @Teurger
    @Teurger Год назад +36

    Marine: "You want salary? W-well... I suppose I can pay you with my body..."
    Kiara: "You want WHAT? Salary? Security! Bring him to the Usual Room!"
    Marine should realy take lessons from KFP CEO😂

    • @Thyrosar
      @Thyrosar Год назад +4

      As a KfP member i can confirm If someone says the S Word He is Not Seen again

    • @TheNaz_O5-15
      @TheNaz_O5-15 Год назад +2

      ​@@Thyrosar what S word?

    • @5wiftNinja387
      @5wiftNinja387 Год назад +2

      @@TheNaz_O5-15 salar-

    • @TheNaz_O5-15
      @TheNaz_O5-15 Год назад +3

      @@5wiftNinja387 nice, I got someone killed

    • @Blex_040
      @Blex_040 Год назад +1

      @@Thyrosar Ohhh, I thought that only happens when talking about a unio-

  • @TheProswagonist
    @TheProswagonist Год назад +2

    This definitely doesn't sound like an HR problem waiting to happen

    • @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
      @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache Год назад

      What

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Год назад +1

      Yes it is. You get called in by HR for refusing to accept senchou's boobs to fondle at the end of the month. They're gonna be in trouble if the government finds out you're working for free.

  • @Benjaneb
    @Benjaneb Год назад +1

    Gotta love the "momi houdai" instead of "nomi houdai"

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran Год назад

    I think even the most dangerous offbrand tentacle monsters quiver in sheer terror when word goes around of Marine...

  • @kusumapau8883
    @kusumapau8883 Год назад +16

    if you think about it, marine fans are probably the most sigma among all fans in hololive.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Год назад +8

      Thirst resistance training every day will do that to a sailor.

    • @nobodyunknown7720
      @nobodyunknown7720 Год назад +1

      ​@@DinnerForkTongue gooddamn yeah..

  • @Jasonred79squeek
    @Jasonred79squeek 7 месяцев назад

    Marine reminds me of Darkness from Konosuba. That thirst, and that absolute inability to find a man to quench that thirst…

  • @jetstrike28
    @jetstrike28 Год назад +1

    this is literally her doujins come to life lol.

  • @DrFoggyPants
    @DrFoggyPants Год назад +1

    I always love how horny Marine's chat is on the regular, but as soon as Marine offers her body or anything like that, suddenly everyone is a Saint who would never entertain such thoughts

  • @8ig0r86
    @8ig0r86 Год назад

    Crewmates: "Sorry, but groping boobs can't pay for bills"