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Marine Offers Her Body In Exchange But None Is Interested...
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- Опубликовано: 25 мар 2023
- 【 Houshou Marine / hololive 】
Original Stream: 【重大告知があります！】若いマリンの歌枠【ホロライブ/宝鐘マリン】
• 【重大告知があります！】若いマリンの歌枠【ホ...
Marine Channel: / @houshoumarine
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Senchou: "I'll pay you guys with my body!"
Chat: "pass, I don't want to be charged with assault on the eldery"
Emotional damage
The burn on this one is savage
“Ah fuck it's the elderly” -Micheal Reeves
Dude.
"it reminded me of when i had to massage my grandma 😭"
"It pains me..."
Senchou lied as easily as she breathed.
marine’s relationship with her chat is one of the funniest things to witness
Great banter
Dougdoug?
@@uwo7047 i think you misread the statement
@@EXPeepik I mean chat controls Dougdoug...
Wait ur right lol mb
It really opened my eyes to how much fun it is to bully girls
Marine never fails to make smile whenever she talks jokingly about stuff. 😂
Jokingly?
Her laugh is legendary to me
@@IKKAIWINS Exactly! Her laugh is quite great to be honest.
@@kite8926 top 3 laughs for me
Jokingly 🤨?
Marine: "I'll let you grope my boobs"
Female crewmembers: "You MAKE us do that already!"
Holup
Wha-
Wait
Me, a Yuri fan: Tell me more.
For FREE!
Marine making a whole doujin plotline all by herself.
Just another Houshou Marine stream!
Probably going to draw it in her free time too
It's a normal thing, you'll get used to it
Now to be fair her doujins on nhentai basically do the same thing. Heck an artist who had his work animated made a doujin on her
And chat dodging that shit real quick
1:46
She actually got stun locked by that comment
The moment she got told that, her smile quickly fade away 😂
LOL IKR you could see it in her face
Senchou: "A penniless CEO like me has no choice but to pay with her body"
Crewmates: "Ill pass thanks"
It just reminds me that in the doujins. None of the crew is for it...at first anyways. Doujin is a doujin afterall.
W crewmate grindset
Well boys, guess we're working for free.
I just woke up and misread penniless...
Tsundere crew as always, in truth, Marine is the vtuber with the most R18 work for a reason
MAN I love how she rolls with the punches lol
Top tier comedian
Sasuga chat. Reject women, embrace financial stability. They are on the grind.
Inflation is a pain
No money, no honey😂
No moolah, no hoohah.
abolish the grind, i wamt kiss beautifle women
The inflation went to Marine's booty.
1:35 "It pains me, but..."
Said Marine, with a large smile on her face.
she has to cover up the extent of the pain with a smile
Marine's chat never fails to be so cold, calculated and savage to her lol.
*Marine starts up a new company
Ichimi: “Does this mean we’re finally getting paid now?”
Marine: “The best I can do is my body~”
Ichimi: “Would you accept being paid in *expired goods?”*
From senchou to Tenchou. Kiara felt assaulted.
Bruh, she's 85! You didn't have to go THAT hard!
"Hello Oozora Police, I would like to report a death."
@@matthewdustworth5057 should've called us gravediggers not the tomboy POLICE
Marine: *Velentines Flashbacks*
Fr Ichimis already said that to her 😭 This woman cant take a break lol
1:46 She really went from 😁 to ☹️.
Chat: "I don't care about groping saggy ones"
*slap*
"EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"
NOOOOOOOOOO! I wanted to post this!
I'd grope her saggers...
@@falsehero2001 you'll get your chance later
The comedy interaction between chat and streamer is truly peak in this fandom. Wether it’s Crewmates rejecting their Senchou or Nousagi destroying Pekora… you guys never fail to make me laugh.
Doesn't happen in other fandom?
@@albertoandrade9807 some but not all.
Shiv is one streamer I can think of where it does happen. They keep asking for his PP pills lmao
@@OnMyLunchBreak07 35p's are great at bullying their oshi too.
@@juliopena7768 she bullies us
Fillian
Talking like a true CEO
Marine's ability to turn almost any topic into a doujin plot is commendable, and her relation with the Ichimis is just great.
"Sex is great, but I need money to pay my bill"
Prostitutes and Porn Stars: "Well, do I have the solution for you!"
We could accept the booty and just move in with her after we get evicted.
The sudden and smooth shift of her expression at 1:45 is just impeccable.
that smile to frown at 1:45 killed me shes so funny
She's offering her body... does this mean we can turn Senchou into a gun? What weapon we turning her into? A hand cannon? A sniper rifle? A shotgun?
Quick get Eris over here
Oi..oi..oii.oiiii it's obvious!!!!
"GATTAI DAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Crowbar
Yoru is that you?
Csm-2 incident ☠️
This is probably the most I've ever laughed at a hololive clip. The fans unionizing, threatening to sue and saying no to a hologirl offering free gropings, all in the same video. xD
Chat went zero to Monkey D. Luffy real quick.
And here I was expecting her to pay me in exposure
Welll she's about to expose herself
She _is_ paying you in exposure. Hers.
Ministry of Labour 😂
Crewmate: That's it! Imma call the ministry of labor.
Senchou: W-Wait! Here, feel free to touch my Oppai-
Crewmate: **starts dialing anyways**
Senchou: WAAAAAIIIIITTTT!!!
Marine: "I had an announcement to make!"
A large, rounded bodied evil scientist who's arch nemesis is a blue hedgehog: I feel a disturbance in the Force
Wow you can actually taste the pain in that moment of silence
I love how ruthless chat is with sencho.
On stream: Ha! as if we'd be interested!!!!
Off stream: Darn....if only I could
I see all the two-faced people out there
You mean off stream: doing Marine doujin research
@@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache Heh *sneaks away*
I imagine 99% of the chat would gladly accept that payment, but Senchou, just like every streamer that ever existed, only read the bad comments xD
Chat doesn’t want to let her know that, since they don’t want her to get cocky, that’s why they’re all saying no.
As 99% of chat, I would like to confirm that I would gladly accept that payment.
Yes they would, but you forget that 100% of chat likes to tease Marine at every opportunity, even if it means to lie about how gladly they'd grope Marine's saggy tits.
I mean, it's tough out there. Inflation is bitch, of course we want to be paid
I mean if it can pay my electric bill, water bill, and land tax I don't mind, but yeah....
Poor senchou. So rude.
It’s Jork
unless
Because she is gran-
@@PrayogiCristian another crewmate, gone before his time. 🫡
Senchou :I'll pay you guys with my body!
The crewmates : thanks but I have a family to feed lady
I was going to do a whole joke speech about Supply & Demand regarding the surplus of Senchou's body vs. the overwhelmingly lack of interest due to the excessive supply- but the entire clip already shows a great example of it XD
"I don't care about gropping the saggy ones" damn JP niki really Savage
Marine's expressions in her 3D model are so damn cute man, the sad face tugs my heart
That wasn't just her model frowning. That was her true self frowning. She felt that in her soul.
It is such a joy watching Marine interact with her chat 😂😂
Oh, she will pay with her body? Well..😏
Those front porch aren't going to paint themselves. Garden's overgrown as well
WeSmart 😂
Chat: "I don't wanna fondle saggy ones"
*Marine chose to ignore that*
Marine: "Anyway, moving on..."
“What I’m more interested in is that hat!”- TF2 Soldier (maybe)
Marine's fans are probably the least h*rny in the gang
Which is kinda Jojo's bizarre adventure
is dat JoJo's reference
Literally went from :D to :(
They really said "double it and give it to the next person" 😭😂😂
She is like Darkness who did the same and the teammates just like :Yike
The sadness at the end was too real man
Denji :start going chainsaw man mode
I love her face change at the end, from the usual smirk to a wtf look
That's actually a decent offer, I'll take it
Chat is doing the right thing here, calling the ministry of labor
The only company I see Marine running at this point is a mercenary pirate company like Buggy from One piece lol.
"They are not saggy! Just ask Kiara!"
Her sad face at the end is hilarious LMAO
As Leon S. Kennedy once said:
"No thanks, bro".
Wow, the subtitling work on this is really good, flawless translation
Marine got some good synergy with her chat. Good captain good senchou. Dope based and super lit
That straight up turned the smile into a frown 😂😂 no matter what we love you chuuni 33 years old
Shes gonna bee wearing a polar bear!
Marine becoming a bourgeois capitalist..... I didn't expect that lol
A frail old body of a CEO can't pay rent
Senchou: If you work very hard for me, I'll reward you with my body!
Chat: As a Joke!?
Senchou: Really guys! All you can grope!
Chat: *As a joke!!!?*
for just a moment, i feel like Marine was about to commit a murder, just a very fast, yet slow enough moment to notice.
"Your body won't put food on the table. ...Unless...?" 😳
1:44 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!
What can I say, know our worth. Lol
"Look at me. I am the CEO now."
-Houshou Marine
She has to be one of the only Vtubers with an audience that would go off with a joke like this instead of being insanely horny
This definitely doesn't sound like an HR problem waiting to happen
What
Yes it is. You get called in by HR for refusing to accept senchou's boobs to fondle at the end of the month. They're gonna be in trouble if the government finds out you're working for free.
Marine reminds me of Darkness from Konosuba. That thirst, and that absolute inability to find a man to quench that thirst…
Most horni Holo, least horni chat.
How did this happen?
Nature craves balance in a world of chaos.
@@DinnerForkTongue Perfectly balanced as it should be
Managers always be paying with "morale boosters," never cash.
Damn, chat did not hold back on this one lmao
if you think about it, marine fans are probably the most sigma among all fans in hololive.
Thirst resistance training every day will do that to a sailor.
@@DinnerForkTongue gooddamn yeah..
she would have to talk to the over seas bros to get that
1:44 bro came out swinging with that one XD
The silence after the rejection was deafening.
Chat up in here acting like they've got options.
from pirate to company owner.
probably a maritime transport company
"See that's what my last boss said, but it didn't work very well for him."
Time for me to quit university and start working HARD! In more ways than one...
She offers her sister.
_Chat isn't interested_
She offers her body
_Chat isn't interested_
*Might as well go in myself*
you will get inflation and debt
Now I get it…senchou is getting older and the complicated lifestyle of a pirate is too much for her so now she will dedicate to the corporate world.
BAD ENDING
...you know she was getting off to being humiliated like that xD
She just made henti plot off the top of her head.
To be expected for the mighty ceo
Marine: "You want salary? W-well... I suppose I can pay you with my body..."
Kiara: "You want WHAT? Salary? Security! Bring him to the Usual Room!"
Marine should realy take lessons from KFP CEO😂
As a KfP member i can confirm If someone says the S Word He is Not Seen again
@@Thyrosar what S word?
@@TheNaz_O5-15 salar-
@@5wiftNinja387 nice, I got someone killed
@@Thyrosar Ohhh, I thought that only happens when talking about a unio-
this is literally her doujins come to life lol.
That was a certified Elf moment.
Baalbuddy elf moment.
The last comment hit so hard she couldn’t even speak.
oh hey, so Marine is becoming an even better pirate, big brain
I would have called the police for that savage murder, but I'm too busy dying of laughter atm.
“I’m calling the Minstery of labor”
😂😂😂
Marine’s crew really are pirates.
*"I'll become CEO"* Poor YAGOO, Senchou is gonna take over the company xD
You know Senchou is an ex-corporate slave when ministry of labor scares her
1:45 Awww Senchou, I love her sad face lol
I guess I’ll have to take one for the team… just so she won’t be sad about it
1:47 damn, thats the face of emotional damage.
01:46 My heart.
She's decided to change tacks and become a corporate raider.
Basically a tax evader
God damn, I can smell the roast through my screen