First thing that came to mind 1.Sugar 2.Boring 3.Dog 4.Gold(don't btw) 5.drug dealer 6.Satan's jam 7.Jacob Sartorias(?) 8. Take LSD 9. Dank bleach 10. Drown
in some cultures they actually eat their placenta after their child is born. it's full for nutrients and stuff. pretty weird tradition imo... and disgusting af.
As was said before that it's a tradition and it is full of nutrients. Also, scientists believe that we ate the placenta as cave men, so it might be evolutionary.
The E key pressing a bunch of times could be due to key chatter, which could just be some dust or other stuff resting on the contacts in the keyswitch. TO FIX THIS: Remove the E keycap, depress the switch with a straw and blow into the straw (blowing into the switch). I had this problem and it fixed it for me. c:
In reference to country music is my church: There is a pretty good song by Maren Morris called "My Church" that talks about how driving around listening to country music washes her sins away. It's actually a good song if you enjoy country music.
This spring I saw quail in my backyard so I put out quail-and-dove feed and a little dish of water for them. I saw 4 different pairs.. there may have been more. They hatched about 30-35 eggs under the bushes in the hoa flowerbed on the corner next to my fence. Now my yard is mobbed by 30-40 quail every evening. LOL. The lead male is crowing out there right now. Its sort of a 3 note call. He throws his little head back on the middle note, which is the highest note. So cute. But they kick all the bark out of the flowerbed because they scratch the seed out of the container. :P
Hey Jordan! I'd love to do a video about you on my channel! I sent an email, but still havn't seen a reply. Hope to hear back soon! Just looking for some permissions to use your footage in the video. :)
But baseball is super boring... as are most sports. They're good for a while, but like have some variety. (If you don't know what I mean go watch theodd1sout video about sports)
+Jack MacKelbot Americans like lots of different things based on personal preferences. For instance, I enjoy doing debate and watching hockey. Others like football, baseball, golf. Some enjoy swimming, running, and gymnastics.
Yeah, I can tell you like debating. Anyhow, I was only trying to make a joke, and now I am wasting my time replying to some American loser on a miserable wretch of a comment thread. Don't bother wasting any more of your time replying, I'll only ignore you anyway.
Yeah, I don't remember who, but one of my family members used to believe that if you put nothing in the microwave, and start it, then the accumulated heat will blow it up, or something.
Actually, microwaving nothing can cause problems with the microwave because it is designed to have the microwaves absorbed by something. If they aren't absorbed by something, it can cause damage to whatever produces the microwaves. Or so I've been told.
Fun fact: The league has become stricter with the time in which the pitch can take to size up the throw. This means the game builds moment and cam be quite the hoot.
Actually microwaving when there is nothing in your microwave breaks your microwave. My grandmother was using our microwave and instead of pressing timer, she pressed cooking time, so it was on for a bit and it flashed and broke. So, yeah not a good idea to cook nothing
Not sure if microwaving dry ice in an airtight microwave would actually be problematic... If I remember correctly microwaves only heat up Hydrogen atoms and since dry ice is solid carbondioxide nothing would happen.
GGwizzard lol yes its an overused joke... and it annoys me. it's still a joke yes, but like i said, overused. we have opinions. so u just sound stupid trying to "prove me wrong" now you stfu i understand the joke, how internet explorer is that slow, but my second point was off my opinion of how annoying and overused this joke is and based it off reality. lol have u had enough
i don't mind if you don't like the joke... it's your opinion and it really doesn't matter, but i was just saying the second point didn't make sense. Also just a small pointer, if you are going to be toxic on youtube, learn how to spell and stop saying stfu...
lol did u even read my comment? and how am i toxic on youtube. im trying to stop u idiots from posting overused spam in the comments section. and this is the internet... youtube. who tf cares about spelling here. its the damn internet. trying to throw useless comebacks at me arent gonna work boi. So... Shut the fucking hell up
I didn't immediately see this so... There is an urban legend about someone microwaving a kitten to dry it off and it suddenly exploding. Supposedly it was fine the moment before. That's why microwaving a cat is in there.
He has to remember when playing this that it's not just opinions that people hold, but something they'd actually type into google. Not many people go to google to say good things.
Jordan's innocence is almost as hilarious as Mark's mind on these. But that isn't a bad thing.
I suscribansen do intros to my channel free
Mark is just annoying playing this. Not even funny.
mr_enderman77
Everyone has their own tastes.
A PET NAMED STEVE HAHAHAHAHAHA
*****
I wish I could be good at not offending, lol.
"Can I eat my crocs" oh humanity 😂
"What would happen if I only ate cereal"
"I think my dad is sexually attracted to me"
I think I swallowed a pet names steve
I thought it was can I eat my gay
"I think my dad is gay"
A pet named Steve... That is all
+Planetary Go! D:
Lol yes
+Brennan Harkrider i swallowed a guy named steve
+Lucas McFetridge was that my mail man? Cause he hasn't been delivering recently...
+Lucas McFetridge And my friend Steve hasn't been been answering my texts. Lucas......
This game just reminds me how bad I am at spelling!
Me too
ikr
6:23 - 6:25 because the dish left the fork for the spoon
+Tom Cruz im still thinking
Jordan should stop caring so much about what people think
That's kinda the point of the game
+Skel the Shapeshifter he meant stop caring about whether people will find what he types offensive or not
hes just trying to be politicaly correct
its just the way hes is hes a nice person
RainyDayGames I realize that's what they could've meant
Skel the Shapeshifter yeah i meant what rainyday said
First thing that came to mind
1.Sugar
2.Boring
3.Dog
4.Gold(don't btw)
5.drug dealer
6.Satan's jam
7.Jacob Sartorias(?)
8. Take LSD
9. Dank bleach
10. Drown
I also thought of Rebecca sugar on try first one
Dank bleach XD
ya I thought the bleach was pretty dank too
Jim Buttkiss :DD
That's some dank ass bleach
Always go for the "gay" !!
Yep
And weed, although that doesn't seem to pop up here much
What happens if you microwave gay
and poop
Whenever I play Google Feud I always do gay, fake, and Google feud since people are always looking for cheats so that starts coming up
* The my dad is question pops up* "Gay gay gay gay gay gay.."
Susanne Schmidt
I kept saying that
"WHY IS A SPOON MORE POPULAR THAN A FORK?!" Jardon 2016
It's Jordan
+SRS SRSAssasin Jardon is what we call him when he's goofing
+CreatureSoul446 mk
Sparkly
No it's jardon for president 2020
"Why is spoon more popular than a fork?!?!?!"
Life struggles I have everyday.
Yes, the internet is veryyy depressing.
But it's also hilariously idioticly funnily dumb. =d
Yep haha
Pretty much sums it up
Loads of people spell it that way for some reason, I have no clue why.
"funnily dumb."
+Andrew Todt The British spelling is always correct, it's your American spelling that is flawed.
I appreciate you being mindful to those viewers, good guy jardon good guy.
lmao I thought this would be a serious vid cuz I didn't see the thumbnail. then it loads and I see jardon the fool looking at Google feud
+Brennan Harkrider #Blamejason I mean Jordon
+Arsenal_ ΔΑτΝ75 LMAO
+Arsenal_ ΔΑτΝ75 GTLive!
lol ya me too XD jardom the fool xD no offence
I love it when I can guess what a persons gonna say and guess the same thing as them.
You seem to be in a outro song changing mode, Jardon.
He's probably finding one that can compare to top of the world 2
Which is impossible :)
could be his music...
It's not read the desc.
whos jardon? sry if i dont know i just found this channel and subed
Actually, nothing happens when you microwave dry ice. Microwaves only heat up asymmetric molecules.
the video starts at 0:00 have a good day
Thank you I had a hard time trying to find the start
Bet u copied that from someone
Fk you man, my life sucks, life is meaningless and humaity is an inconsequential spec in the univ-
Oh and thanks for tip ;)
+Planetary Go! Ikr
+ZENE0 n' Stuf ?
What happens if you microwave breaks the space-time contimuin
what happens if you microwave my pet named steve
should I be a pet named steve
I think my dad is a pet named steve
is it fun to have a pet named steve
Stay away from my family
+Just paying my Taxes I suscribansen do intros to my channel free
Who was yelling "WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU MICROWAVE A PET NAMED STEVE"
RIP Jardon doesn't know Rebecca Sugar
dont worry, I dont either.
I know, right? I knew he wouldn't, but I'm still happy it was up there after all! And 4th place, too!
shes the creator of steven universe
who? - fouseytube
+Drago leite2 no wonder he doesn't know who she is. That's a show for a younger audience.
No acknowledgement of "do fish ever drown"? No? Fine.
Omg who else was screaming REBECCA SUGAR JUST TYPE SUGAR PLEASE._.
I was!
MEEEE!!!
MEEE
I knew he wouldn't get it though :(
+HamsterMC that's the saddest part
"Do fish ever drown"
So much stupidity..
I wonder what "I think my dad is *dracula poem*" means...
love how hard hes trying not to offend anyone
sparkles: do fish ever me: blink [sparkles types blins] TRUE
true
English pls
I love how he specifically avoids weed related answers.
It's official Jordan hates country music and baseball.
*Jardon
Well I'm in the lonely corner with Jordan 😂
+Holy emo trinity MCR FOB P!ATD +Seth *Jardon
I hate all sports.
What now?
Dubstep ftw
rebecca romijn sounds like a dutch name
"baseball is".. in my head i was like "gay" and look at that! its #3!
The Arcane Brony same
The Arcane Brony we have the same mind it does sound dutch and i was thinking gay
Funny, there was a Rebecca Gayheart...
Why the fuck is "can I eat my *placenta*" one of them... ;-;
in some cultures they actually eat their placenta after their child is born. it's full for nutrients and stuff. pretty weird tradition imo... and disgusting af.
As was said before that it's a tradition and it is full of nutrients. Also, scientists believe that we ate the placenta as cave men, so it might be evolutionary.
+TheGregBot pretty nasty to think about right? just think king that people eat that makes me want to throw up
stop, all of you xD
Because people think it's good for you I think... Idk
The E key pressing a bunch of times could be due to key chatter, which could just be some dust or other stuff resting on the contacts in the keyswitch. TO FIX THIS: Remove the E keycap, depress the switch with a straw and blow into the straw (blowing into the switch). I had this problem and it fixed it for me. c:
I WAS YELLING REVECCA SUGAR THE WHOLE TIME!
YE
same XD
Steven universe forever
Me too!
Let's all go to Jordan's distant land.
For "Country music is my church", there is a song called "My Church" by Marren Morris that basiclly says that.
what happens if you microwave a microwave?
microwaveception
In reference to country music is my church: There is a pretty good song by Maren Morris called "My Church" that talks about how driving around listening to country music washes her sins away. It's actually a good song if you enjoy country music.
Just stop caring whether you offend people.
I love how Jordan cares about our opinions and if he offends us, he's so nice.
Love you Jordan ❤️❤️
Hi. Plz don't let me be lost in the sea of comments
I'm fishing u out
No.
Okay.
Sure
Yo
Wow so close to 10 million subscribers. A little more than 500k and you will get there. I've been here since about 1 Million
I WAS SCREAMING REBECCA SUGAR AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS XD
I know right!
SAME
Yes! I came down to the comments just because of that!
I know right
idk who that is lmao
Jordan stop worrying about offending people and play the damn game
I love how the first thing that always pops into Mark's head is what he writes down, while Jordan is trying to play the innocent type and not be dirty
Don't worry Jordan. I'm American and I think baseball is boring.
This spring I saw quail in my backyard so I put out quail-and-dove feed and a little dish of water for them. I saw 4 different pairs.. there may have been more. They hatched about 30-35 eggs under the bushes in the hoa flowerbed on the corner next to my fence. Now my yard is mobbed by 30-40 quail every evening. LOL. The lead male is crowing out there right now. Its sort of a 3 note call. He throws his little head back on the middle note, which is the highest note. So cute. But they kick all the bark out of the flowerbed because they scratch the seed out of the container. :P
When is doubt, choose "gay"
or gay weed
or gay sex weed Kappa
I was eternally screaming "Baseball is gay!" So when it was there, I told my brother, who had no idea what I was talking about, "told you so"
they saw the ghost in te minute 7:32 at the right
I saw that too
WOW
Same! Ghost be video bombing sparklez
since when flies/mosquitos are ghosts?
+omrimg it doesn't look anything like a mosquito or fly. It clearly looks like a small little white orb
Jordan you're so innocent it's so funny
Baseball is gay. You are always hitting balls or catching balls
13:33 no fish dont blink, they dont have eyelids. Which also means they sleep with their eyes open
Hey Jordan! I'd love to do a video about you on my channel! I sent an email, but still havn't seen a reply. Hope to hear back soon! Just looking for some permissions to use your footage in the video. :)
wow, the internet is depressing man
+Tquo lmfao. true true
m9 Lool It's all good though. :)
+YoloMcSwaggins leave him be he's trying to get permission so he doesn't get copyrighted not do a collaboration or promote his channel
Lucas Wirz Thanks man!
With the fish question, my mind immediately went to "Just keep swimming~♥"
WHO ON EARTH IS REBECCA SUGAR
She's the creator of the show Steven Universe
Creator of rock mommies I think
Created the Cartoon Network show Steven Universe
she created Steven universe
Guys I knew who she was. I was being sarcastic.
i like how where ill be waiting in playing in the background while im listening to it on my phone
But baseball is super boring... as are most sports. They're good for a while, but like have some variety. (If you don't know what I mean go watch theodd1sout video about sports)
***** I do know what's going on. I played baseball for 6 years. It's just too repetitive, like all sports that I know of.
+xHawkSparkz I find the NBA entertaining every year I watch it
If you turn on the micro wave with nothing in it, it is extremely damaging to some of the internal components. I'm not exactly sure which ones though.
Jordan worried to much about PC. just play the damn game ffs
As a Dutch person (which Rebecca Romijn is as well) Romjin has to be the best pronounciation/spelling I've ever seen, I love you Jordan!
can I eat my pet named steve
13:06 I actually just took a bite of cereal when I saw this
Actually, I think that America's favourite pastime is McDonald's
Actually no, it's not.
Sami Hess what is it then?
+Jack MacKelbot Americans like lots of different things based on personal preferences. For instance, I enjoy doing debate and watching hockey. Others like football, baseball, golf. Some enjoy swimming, running, and gymnastics.
Yeah, I can tell you like debating. Anyhow, I was only trying to make a joke, and now I am wasting my time replying to some American loser on a miserable wretch of a comment thread. Don't bother wasting any more of your time replying, I'll only ignore you anyway.
Wow. You really don't like Americans, do you?
"Why is a spoon more popular than a fork?!"
-Captain Sparklez 2016
REBECCA SUGARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
wE ARe tHe cRYstAL GeMS
Rock mommies
IF EVERY PORKCHOP WERE PERFECT.... WE WOULDN'T HAVE HOTDOGSSSSSSS
You'd DO IT FOR HER
+HamsterMC ITS OVER ISNT IT? ISNT IT? ISNT IT OVER!?
Yeah, I don't remember who, but one of my family members used to believe that if you put nothing in the microwave, and start it, then the accumulated heat will blow it up, or something.
I'm early but i won't make a joke cuz im not a degenerate
What music do you listen to? (Degenerate test)
Good... You deserve a gold star, or a like or something...
Or you just could have not commented because this is just getting you attention as saying "im early, lemme think of a joke"
One of my aunts classmates asked "what would happen if I drank bleach?" In middle of class too.
I am so tired of the FUCKING POKEMON GO
Same tbh, especially when people cheat on it
+XxBlazing NinjaxX its all they do in tired of it I want some other content besides Pokemon go
Jordan, people ask Google questions such as "is my dad gay?", they don't type statements that no one cares about such as "my dad is the best"
i'm sorry you're WAY too political correct for this game.... its just not for you Jordan
"Boring" was the first thing I thought of when I saw "baseball is," too
Who agrees baseball is boring?
I sort of do
that's your opinion not everyones dude !
+Anthony Thomas yeah and he wants to see who else agrees with his opinion, I also think it's boring just like cricket
baseball is gay
me
3:34 Sky's mind was poisoned by the internet...
"Why is a spoon more popular than a fork!!??" - Jordon 2016
This game is more like "think crazy".
4:41 I like that reaction.
when "can I eat" came up the first thing that went into my head was my best friend
The "What would happen if I died?" was my first thought too.
when he said that ppl are screaming things, I was screaming "life" for "baseball is"
Actually, microwaving nothing can cause problems with the microwave because it is designed to have the microwaves absorbed by something. If they aren't absorbed by something, it can cause damage to whatever produces the microwaves. Or so I've been told.
On names the first thing that pops into my head are people i know and then without thinking i type it in.
Fun fact: The league has become stricter with the time in which the pitch can take to size up the throw. This means the game builds moment and cam be quite the hoot.
at 3:42 when it say can I eat my... I instantly thought my pet named Steve XD
10:10 It's messed up that THAT many people could misspell "Pedophile"....
I just googled "is it fun to" and the first two results were "to be a pet named Steve" and "to be a google feud"... God I love the internet.
Actually microwaving when there is nothing in your microwave breaks your microwave. My grandmother was using our microwave and instead of pressing timer, she pressed cooking time, so it was on for a bit and it flashed and broke. So, yeah not a good idea to cook nothing
the "what would happen if i" answers were so funny
Having nothing in the microwave is a problem, Jordan. It kills the microwave. If it isn't heating food it tends to burn out.
Not sure if microwaving dry ice in an airtight microwave would actually be problematic...
If I remember correctly microwaves only heat up Hydrogen atoms and since dry ice is solid carbondioxide nothing would happen.
Hey, I'm on Internet explorer so I don't know how long this will take, but congrats on 1000 subs! Keep it up!
1. This joke is overused and not funny
2. This vid was posted way after he had 1000 subs and today.
So stfu
firstly, it was a joke whether you like it or not... and the second point doesn't make sense or you just didn't understand the joke :O
GGwizzard lol yes its an overused joke... and it annoys me. it's still a joke yes, but like i said, overused. we have opinions. so u just sound stupid trying to "prove me wrong"
now you stfu
i understand the joke, how internet explorer is that slow, but my second point was off my opinion of how annoying and overused this joke is and based it off reality.
lol have u had enough
i don't mind if you don't like the joke... it's your opinion and it really doesn't matter, but i was just saying the second point didn't make sense. Also just a small pointer, if you are going to be toxic on youtube, learn how to spell and stop saying stfu...
lol did u even read my comment? and how am i toxic on youtube. im trying to stop u idiots from posting overused spam in the comments section. and this is the internet... youtube. who tf cares about spelling here. its the damn internet.
trying to throw useless comebacks at me arent gonna work boi.
So... Shut the fucking hell up
"I suppose you can get as high as you want if you just keep going." - Jordan 2016
I didn't immediately see this so... There is an urban legend about someone microwaving a kitten to dry it off and it suddenly exploding. Supposedly it was fine the moment before. That's why microwaving a cat is in there.
Me watching baseball:
"Pitcher throws ball" *gasps*
"Batter hits" *SCREAMS TO HAUL ASS *
"Batter gets out" *Struggles for air*
He has to remember when playing this that it's not just opinions that people hold, but something they'd actually type into google. Not many people go to google to say good things.
Once, I microwaved a cup without milk in it. I was quite stupid before I started taking melatonin gummies.
when he doesn't get the "country music is my church" reference 😂 (I don't even really listen to country music and I know this)
On the "Is it fun to" one, I was legitemately thinking "Do Drugs" would be one of the answers.
R.I.P Captain Grandma..
No Sparklez innocence is what makes him this popular and a tinge of swearing tops it off and he is going to get 20 mill subscribers.
One of my friend's parents microwaved a rabbit for a few seconds once and it forever hopped sideways afterward.
I've watched this on Sky's channel and I kept screaming "WEED WEED WEED" and my parents are like "da fuq are you doing?"