"Actually, to more precise sir, we don't ever have existed here anymore. But this is hardly the time to be conjugating verbs in the past participle never tense." One of the best lines in Red Dwarf and it didn't even make it into the full episode.
It's one of the longest things I can quote even without having heard it for years and dad will often turn to me so I can quote it when someone's had to say something very similar (as in long rambling explanation), or just any tongue twister, because basically no-one will know what you're on about if you haven't seen the Smegups XD
I love how Rimmer goes "I then order you to don my old space suite. The one with theeeeeee.... Oh Matron, yes I screwed the line." At 2:02. I laughed so hard when I heard that.
Kelly Reynolds Me too. I also loved the part where he pronounced holographic as hologramic and they all just turned around and went back to start over again.
Supposedly words like 'Marvelous' are falling out of fashion in favour of borrowed American words like 'Awesome', well I'm not going to let the smeeeeeeg-heiid Arnie Rimmer be forgotten so easily. Maaaaarvelous!
If it's any consolation, there are those of us here in Canada who have stopped using words like 'Awesome', instead favoring words like 'Maaaaarvelous". Tone and pitch definitely influenced by Arnie Rimmer (speaking for myself of course). Cheers!
my 2 all time favourite lines from the red dwarf smeg ups, "ahhhhhhhhh extraordinary!" and that line that kryten says "i've just kacked my pants!" it always makes me laugh so much everytime i hear it!! LOL! XD XD
The ironic thing about the first sets of clips 'we dont exist here anymore' is that after all that effort, the scene got cut from the final show for time XD
Good on you for not spoiling it for us :) I hate it when I'm reading through comments, waiting for the vid to load & ppl have quoted lines & other surprises!
@GuyWhoWearsShirt Well, thats were your wrong! Theres a new series coming out somtime this year as said by Robbert Llewlen himself. I only know that him and Chris Barie are coming back. Not sure about listter and cat. :)
Not sure if it is a "smeg up" but in Terrorform Rimmer's character is missing the "H" on his forehead for the entire episode, an oversight - or some other reason?
No, that one's intentional! On the Psi-moon, Rimmer is no longer a hologram, but is able to be touched and killed like a living being - that's why he's in so much danger. They take off the H whenever he's "living" (:
Not so, Muddy: the Beeb awarded them it’s most prestigious award: The Tenner. (It’s a portrait of the Queen signed by the Chief Cashier of the Bank of England; they won it hundreds of thousands of times.)
the first clip, they didnt broadcast that bit. they did the "innitiating over" ident kryten additional 001. then it skips to spraying them with tear gas. shame a classic line.
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"Actually, to more precise sir, we don't ever have existed here anymore. But this is hardly the time to be conjugating verbs in the past participle never tense." One of the best lines in Red Dwarf and it didn't even make it into the full episode.
It's one of the longest things I can quote even without having heard it for years and dad will often turn to me so I can quote it when someone's had to say something very similar (as in long rambling explanation), or just any tongue twister, because basically no-one will know what you're on about if you haven't seen the Smegups XD
I love how when Kryten realizes there’s no way he’s gonna finish his line correctly, he just turns around and everyone goes back to the start at 2:22
How on Earth did these lot make 12 series? They spent half of it bursting into laughing every few seconds.
Shinx990 u think this is bad u should see the supernatural bloopers
Its probably pretty common among actors. All it takes is a slip of the tongue or forgetting a word or line for a split second and a take is ruined :P
I like how Chris, Craig, Danny and Robert look at the camera at 2:52. It's looks something like out of a title sequence of a TV show.
1:25 Chris is so proud. He's taught them well!
I love how Rimmer goes "I then order you to don my old space suite. The one with theeeeeee.... Oh Matron, yes I screwed the line." At 2:02. I laughed so hard when I heard that.
Chris' Kenneth Williams impressions are awesome.
@@EnforcerX71 Generally speaking he does some really good mimics. ruclips.net/video/MU0QPGbYUn0/видео.html
Deevo037 Well, he IS an impressionist as well as an actor.
I would've loved to heard the entire line.
could have saved those for Quarantine in between king of the potato people mentions
Danny flipping off Chris at 2:59 was the best haha!
Robert at 2:54 haha!
The Inquisitor is flipping them off as well, and various other hand gestures.
1:47 - so funny to hear Kryten talking in a normal voice!
"Ah Matron yes, I SCREWED the line." xD
I love when Chris Barrie goes into Kenneth Williams mode
3:14 best thing ever captured on film
"i've just cacked me pants"
LMAO
LOVE Hatties reaction at the end.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-extrodrey!
..? Extraordinary? Lol
A Question of Sport, presented by David Coleman was shot at the same time in the studio next to Red Dwarf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHEEEEXTRAORDIARY!!
@rsharpr27 David Coleman (Sports Commentator)
I like the part at 2:52 and also the part at 2:16 how Kryten was like "Well know I understand... oooh.... well I just forgot what I understood there."
Kelly Reynolds Me too. I also loved the part where he pronounced holographic as hologramic and they all just turned around and went back to start over again.
"I've just cacked me pants."
Supposedly words like 'Marvelous' are falling out of fashion in favour of borrowed American words like 'Awesome', well I'm not going to let the smeeeeeeg-heiid Arnie Rimmer be forgotten so easily. Maaaaarvelous!
If it's any consolation, there are those of us here in Canada who have stopped using words like 'Awesome', instead favoring words like 'Maaaaarvelous". Tone and pitch definitely influenced by Arnie Rimmer (speaking for myself of course). Cheers!
Or Chris Eccleston's "fantastic."
Awesome is in fact a Scots word.
Carry on.
@@darthlazurus4382 Funny I've never heard a scot say awesome, they usually say thats grand
my 2 all time favourite lines from the red dwarf smeg ups, "ahhhhhhhhh extraordinary!" and that line that kryten says "i've just kacked my pants!" it always makes me laugh so much everytime i hear it!! LOL! XD XD
3:15 'Iv'e just cacked me pants?' 😂
1:53 OML I CANT HANDLE IT IM DEAD HAHAHAHAAAA
So funny at 0:27 when Craig cracks up and buries his face in Robert's chest.
This show is so funny. I laugh and then laugh even more again. These guys were so funny.
1:59
Get the lines right Rob and there’s a bag of chips in it for ya!
Oh matron! I scrrrewed the linnneee
every time i see cat stick his fingers up at rimmer it makes me laugh 😂
the faces Robert/Kryten makes are hilarious
0:28: "Damn it Bobby! Just get it right!!" XD
3:14 “I’ve just cacked me pants!”
2:52 the inquisitor just standing there, watching the cast goof up XD
Best name for these clips smeg ups 🤣👏👍👍
Kryten does a great Robert Llewellyn impersonation.
The ironic thing about the first sets of clips 'we dont exist here anymore' is that after all that effort, the scene got cut from the final show for time XD
BRING BACK ALL THE SMEG UPS CLIPS!!!!!
the ones from series one, two.....basically all the ones that got removed
BRING EM BACK!!!
Chris Barrie is awesome! Infact, scratch that, all of them are awesome....
But Chris Barrie can do a brilliant impression of Kenneth Williams! WOO!
HAHAA! absolutely brilliant smeg ups!
(Loved Cat sticking the V's up at Rimmer! XD I just burst out laughing!)
I need to stop watching the smeg ups 'before I wet me kecks' :P
1:25, i love this part.
Good on you for not spoiling it for us :)
I hate it when I'm reading through comments, waiting for the vid to load & ppl have quoted lines & other surprises!
I like how they never got that scene done correctly so they just throw in some tear gas instead lol
Hahaha, miss seeing them each week
2:05 - Kenneth Williams!
love the 2nd to last one... so funny!
0:16 "Last time on Red Dwarf..."
I don't get it
@@chatteyj It was a joke.
@@danielwilliamson6180 Oh right, now I get it lol (not)
Find this on dailymotion - it's 7 mins long so more smeg ups :D
+The Best Smeg Ups I´ve Ever Seen+
1:54 LOLOLOl
I love this show!
'ive just cacked me pants!' I LOVE RED DWARF :D
Smeggin Excellent
it is in the show, i watched the show a couple of nights ago
Stastcs, really?? I die!! I scream!!! So funny!!!!
People that hate red dwarf are insane!Got every episode on dvd and now all i need is the smeg up tapes
1:54 LOL
The British D'oh! 😂
yeah I love that bit too so funny!!!!!
I've just kacked me pants 😂
Lister demonstrates paper to head technique
I love that bit from 1:25
Every bloody week
"oh Matron"
That first bit, man some of the stuff these guys had to say is more complicated than Star Trek Technobabble and theirs actually makes sense.
Red Dwarf = Classic
It's great! Really funny!
Me/Sebastian when tell a joke the dinner table 03:15
Robert in the last one cracks me up, childish I know but so funny
ooooh extraordinary
i have to agree!
2:51 😂
1:39 Kryten's CPU has developed a malfunction! 😁😁
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..Extraordinary!
ha ha ha too right!
wow.
these guys were really awesome.
anyone know when that special red dwarf will be showing soon?
Oh matron yes i screwed the line!
Kenneth Williams returns
🤣🤣 excellent
Oh yes now - my name is General Patten yes!
chris barre started his career doing impressions ...... but he is very good !
@GuyWhoWearsShirt Well, thats were your wrong! Theres a new series coming out somtime this year as said by Robbert Llewlen himself. I only know that him and Chris Barie are coming back. Not sure about listter and cat. :)
hhahaha *chris barrie love*
he used to do voices for spitting image
Dwayne Dibbly?!!"
Kryten has a head shaped like an amusing ice cube.
lol, what are they doing at 1:30?
i hope rob grant is involved if there doing more,if not i wish they wouldnt bother
LMAO at 3:15!!
3:15
The outtake is from Terrorform, so at that point Arnie is technically 'solid' and isn't a hologram. Hence, no 'H.'
Ooh, I've just forgotten what I understood there!
what new episodes?
Actually, what he said was 'I've just cacked me pants -- basically, he said he just sh** himself.
🤣🤣🤣
Now I have to know if Robert did or not
😂😂😂😂
Not sure if it is a "smeg up" but in Terrorform Rimmer's character is missing the "H" on his forehead for the entire episode, an oversight - or some other reason?
No, that one's intentional! On the Psi-moon, Rimmer is no longer a hologram, but is able to be touched and killed like a living being - that's why he's in so much danger.
They take off the H whenever he's "living" (:
Such an awesome show :)
Shame about the new episodes :(
1:54
And they never got a thank you or award from Auntie Beeb for a brilliant show over ..20 years? - shameful BBC
They are making their new series for Dave which is owned by the BBC commercial arm BBC Studios. So they have not left the BBC fully.
Not so, Muddy: the Beeb awarded them it’s most prestigious award: The Tenner.
(It’s a portrait of the Queen signed by the Chief Cashier of the Bank of England; they won it hundreds of thousands of times.)
the first clip, they didnt broadcast that bit. they did the "innitiating over" ident kryten additional 001. then it skips to spraying them with tear gas. shame a classic line.
We know it’s very hard to work as an actor if you don’t want to be an actor then don’t do it if you do then that’s fine