POV: you’re me. you reach to turn up the volume, but accidentally turn your phone to full brightness instead. the last thing you see is Marno ascending before the light consumes you
Marno, I’m still dying to know: When you eat our stress, does your body metabolize it into something else, or does it need to be removed from you afterwards? If it needs to be removed, does the remover need to have it removed from them, too? Where does it GO?
God loves you and has a BIG plan for you(Jeremiah 29:11) Jesus is the way to heaven Time is running short. Believe and confess to Jesus and stop putting him aside before it is too late. Jesus is the only way to heaven. Not by works or by going to Church every Sunday (not saying stop attending) John 14:6 “Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Romans 10:9-10 “If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.” Spread the word God bless :)
@@realstormdancer I cant do art so I just am using it because people like me don't have originality Edit: When I get actual skill I plan to make my own fursona
I'm a huge nirvana nerd (it's sad how much time I've spent to learn about nirvana) so my feed is always something with Nirvana, Kurt, Krist, Pat, or Dave. So I thought it was just another video about kurt cobain until I read the title of the video lol Edit: Grammer
Havent been here in a while and I'm an OG subscriber. Honestly love that you are doing ads and making a living from this! You're so talented Marno, love that you're doing well
normally, i cannot stand asmr talking. most creators try to make their voices, sexy? seductive?? idk its gross. but this guy! this guy has a Delightful voice to listen to, and legit every video of his i watch ends up being Fantastic.
Dude I haven't gotten a notification for one of your videos in such a long time. It's so good to see your face. I hope you've been well through all the crazy s***
Am I the only one who finds asmrtist ads to be the most effective on them? the proportion of ads I actually click through to with asmr feels disproportionately high... (Thanks for the video!)
@@cmr1522 I was unclear because I was sleepy lol- I just meant I actually find myself listening to the ads in asmr videos instead of zoning out until they're done, like I do with ads in non-asmr videos :P
@@jank6085 I don't skip ads on content where I personally wish to support the creator. At the end of the day though, while advertising can get you to look at something, it's your own decision whether or not to buy it. Until then it's sweet, sweet asmr ad reads to send me off to bed 😴
I don't know if you specifically mean for a funny asmr bit or in general, but I did watch a movie yesterday where that happened (the movie was We're the Millers, which is incredibly hilarious and has a great cast). The idea of arguing while you whisper is such a simple concept but still really fun to watch, I'd totally be up for a silly asmr roleplay where something like that happened.
My neck hurts a lot today because I had to stand at work today while holding an iPad, keeping track of who goes in and out. I was zoned outside the door for 4 hours. Kept a lot of weight on my hands and thus led to pain in my neck. This is just what I need right now. Not that it'll help the pain get better, but it will help me fall asleep so I can forget about the pain.
This is awesome. My neck has been killing me all day, I even asked my mom to take me to a massage place and she said no. Marnos videos are great and this video takes the cake for me!
If you don’t accidentally (or purposefully) snap my neck in this I’m gonna be disappointed (bonus points if I get resurrected and/or it gets completely ignored and the massage goes on)
OMG yesterday I was practicing handstands, and I went up fast and fell forward. The wall stopped the fall, but I landed on my head and it hurt my neck REALY BAD at first. I got up and couldn't move my head to the left for a few seconds and It also hurt when I tried looking up. I thought I was gonna be walking heavens stairs for a sec 😂 now It only hurts when i look up, but other than that I'm alright, I think. Anyways the whole point of this was that I hurt my neck yesterday and today I find this asmr neck massage lmao.
I've been thinking about ending everything for a long time now. This stuff sooths me when my mind runs too far. It's so hard to live, and I dont want to say some youtuber is keeping me from killing myself, but they do help when I need it..
hey man, i hope ur doing better now. i definitely understand what ur talking about and feel it too, although i can never truly know what ur going through. i’m here for u and wish u the best . take things one step at a time, u got this 💞
If it helps then it’s good to stay with it. I wish asmr was a thing when I was younger. It would’ve really helped me. I attempted to take my life when I was 13. I still struggle sometimes with suicidal thoughts. I turn 20 in 2 months though. Life is really hard, and I’m proud of you for making it this far. Even though I don’t know you, and don’t know what you’re going through. I hope things start to brighten up. I don’t know if this helped, but I felt the need to try. Especially since I’ve been there.
Happy New Year!! I have been with your channel for many years now and it's so wonderful to watch how you have grown and the success you have achieved. However, what I admire the most is none of it has changed you like it often does for many. You are still the same sweet good heated genuine Marno you've always been. I really admire and appreciate that and thank your mother for me for raising you right lol 🙏😉😊😱🙏💖
Marno giving a Hekix Matress ad read: relaxing youtube ads: NISSAN HAS ROOM FOR A BABY!!!! OMFG BUY ONE AND HAVE CHILDREN!! sorry, that was a bit loud of me
![Pleasantly Unpredictable ASMR [No. 15]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LH-MbsNWW_I/mqdefault.jpg)
![KSI - Dirty [Official Visualiser]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VoDh1h1dPUE/mqdefault.jpg)
POV: you’re me. you reach to turn up the volume, but accidentally turn your phone to full brightness instead. the last thing you see is Marno ascending before the light consumes you
Thats class😂😂
A S C E N D
absolutely golden 😆
Rip crepe
I’m dead😂😂
Marno, I’m still dying to know:
When you eat our stress, does your body metabolize it into something else, or does it need to be removed from you afterwards? If it needs to be removed, does the remover need to have it removed from them, too? Where does it GO?
stress is converted into soggy :)
@@lindseydejesus1877 science is amazing these days
basically it goes to the
@@brizzlintea346 the what
WHAT’S THE FUN FACT (IYKYK)
It turns into F A T!
Marno's whispering is literally the best of any ASMRtist imo
Not the best
Loving the whispering too
I just need Hand sounds and whispers for sleep
I prefer Dr t asmr whispering
I totally agree
I'd say he's tied first place with Erin
I used to not enjoy asmr w talking but you 100% changed that for me.
Same, a lot of asmrtists have very wet mouths. Marno? There's a desert in there. I love it
Sameee
Oh
wow u always post at the right time, trying to currently make large life choices and you’re bringing me back to center and calming I love you
good on you for tackling big life choices, asmr stranger! Hope it goes well 🤞
Sending you love 💕 I hope you’re doing well
How is everything?
Me: trying to listen to asmr
Ads: THERES A FUCKING SALE AT ASHLEY HOME STORE
HURRY THE FUCK OVER FOR SOME FURNITURE POLISH!
@@spyroapplesauce very true. you gotta have the drip in the house
@@gmandegamer1942 a drippy house a term good or bad depending on how you take it either, house iced out with a drippy look or a leak in your roof :/
Use adblock if you're on a computer, use youtube vanced if you're on an android, or use cercube if you're on an iphone
@@zachariahburrows9941 I would never use ad block. Then the creator gets no money
'Loud ass crack'. me: excuse me sir you have seemed to have broke ma damn necc
😂😂
well I interpreted your comment differently... (me after eating beans)
Loooool
@Mr. Pepsi Coca cola is superior
@@arandompieceoffruit4017 that’s your opinion. i personally love pepsi better 😁
I'm never getting over the fact that marno's real name is chris
Same. He looks like a marno.
I beg your pardon?
@@myrddin1 oh yeah it's crazy
@@v4lentiny Tbf he can pull a Chris. Just Chris or like Christopher or Christian? Hmm
Plot twist: He was massaging them popsicle sticks
God loves you and has a BIG plan for you(Jeremiah 29:11)
Jesus is the way to heaven
Time is running short. Believe and confess to Jesus and stop putting him aside before it is too late. Jesus is the only way to heaven. Not by works or by going to Church every Sunday (not saying stop attending)
John 14:6 “Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
Romans 10:9-10 “If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.”
Spread the word God bless :)
@@unsettled_5 no thanks.
@@unsettled_5 Hail Satan
@@jank6085 “hAiL SatAn LmAo”
@@unsettled_5 Sorry I don't really believe in a "God".
Alternative Title: Shaggy gives you tingles with a neck massage
Kurt Cobain gives you tingles*
*massach
@@Sir.hydraxis I was just about to say that 😭
Is that sudo's fursona pic in your pfp?
@@realstormdancer I cant do art so I just am using it because people like me don't have originality
Edit: When I get actual skill I plan to make my own fursona
He looks like if Kurt Cobain never got into grunge music
I'm a huge nirvana nerd (it's sad how much time I've spent to learn about nirvana) so my feed is always something with Nirvana, Kurt, Krist, Pat, or Dave. So I thought it was just another video about kurt cobain until I read the title of the video lol
Edit: Grammer
Or Steven Stamkos in an alternative universe where he doesn’t play hockey.
dude i literally looked at this videos thumbnail and i was like “kurt?”
THANK YOU
@OAB Amateur Edits creepy af😳
marno and Erin: mentions each other
me: fangirls everytime
i thought he said eren
@@JohnDoe-fj9qs tatakae tatakae tatakae
Havent been here in a while and I'm an OG subscriber. Honestly love that you are doing ads and making a living from this! You're so talented Marno, love that you're doing well
This was really effective, I felt my tension relaxing in all the areas you worked on.
normally, i cannot stand asmr talking. most creators try to make their voices, sexy? seductive?? idk its gross. but this guy! this guy has a Delightful voice to listen to, and legit every video of his i watch ends up being Fantastic.
I like marno, tingting, and gibi I recently started watching more marno videos
Dude I haven't gotten a notification for one of your videos in such a long time. It's so good to see your face. I hope you've been well through all the crazy s***
He posted 4 days ago
@@judsongarr9384 sometimes post notifications here on RUclips don’t notify you of a youtubers every upload
@@maliaraee when pressing subscribe you can select:no notifications, some notifications or all notifications :)
@@Klearith it's still very faulty.
@@VibeASMR it is! But it's just a tip cause some people may have picked the wrong setting
Am I the only one who finds asmrtist ads to be the most effective on them? the proportion of ads I actually click through to with asmr feels disproportionately high... (Thanks for the video!)
dude what does this comment say
@@cmr1522 I was unclear because I was sleepy lol- I just meant I actually find myself listening to the ads in asmr videos instead of zoning out until they're done, like I do with ads in non-asmr videos :P
@@faye1084 Don't listen to corporate brainwashing that some company paid for you to hear, personally I skip all ads in any context
@@jank6085 I don't skip ads on content where I personally wish to support the creator. At the end of the day though, while advertising can get you to look at something, it's your own decision whether or not to buy it. Until then it's sweet, sweet asmr ad reads to send me off to bed 😴
Anyone else give him a big goofy smile :)))
I give him big goofy grins even when he doesn't ask. His videos just make me happy haha
'you are... quite tight'
excuse me sir this is a wendy's
I read this comment at the exact moment he said it and it makes the universe feel aligned.
lmfao
I choked on air at that moment
It would be interesting to see someone have a serious argument but it's all in a whisper like you're trying not to wake someone up.
I actually love this idea
Yes
WTF YES
I don't know if you specifically mean for a funny asmr bit or in general, but I did watch a movie yesterday where that happened (the movie was We're the Millers, which is incredibly hilarious and has a great cast). The idea of arguing while you whisper is such a simple concept but still really fun to watch, I'd totally be up for a silly asmr roleplay where something like that happened.
Can also be called: hipster tries to sell you a matress and gives you crack (relaxing)
Marno: "how are you"
Me: "oh I'm fin..."
Marno: *nods thoughtfully* "tense" 😬
Whoever is reading this I hope you have a great day or night. Stay safe from covid and remember you are loved ❤️ ❤️
My neck hurts a lot today because I had to stand at work today while holding an iPad, keeping track of who goes in and out. I was zoned outside the door for 4 hours. Kept a lot of weight on my hands and thus led to pain in my neck. This is just what I need right now. Not that it'll help the pain get better, but it will help me fall asleep so I can forget about the pain.
Just started, but battle with neck pain daily (C2-C4 cervical fusion) and I'm absolutely stoked for this video! Thank you!
I want to see a video of you "swan diving" onto the mattress and getting Erin's honestly reaction if she could feel that or not! :)
I second this!!
Thirded
Never be embarrassed asking for help and never shy away from helping others. Support and spread positivity 💯
He is one of the best ASMR Artist ❤️
he's awesome
Marno: I'm gonna move over to your shoulders
My shoulders after dozens of online lessons while being all scrouched: YES PLEASE, GIVE ME HOPE
day one of asking marno if he is doing okay, and if life’s not the best right now here’s a cookie 🍪
Every like you get on this comment is another day you have to give cookie
@@eilasorjane1154 oh boy...
@@eilasorjane1154 i better start doing a lot more baking 😅
@@trAshWinter 😂
and here’s milk 🥛
This is awesome. My neck has been killing me all day, I even asked my mom to take me to a massage place and she said no. Marnos videos are great and this video takes the cake for me!
Day 6 of asking Marno to do a video where he whispers iconic vines to us
Omw I'm so behind this
Yes please omg
Omg yessss
i’m in
eyyy 69
I appreciate that you made your room seem like your old room. very comforting :-)
6:05 imagine me having my eyes close and listening
Hahaha
q u i t e . t i g h t .
lol
If you don’t accidentally (or purposefully) snap my neck in this I’m gonna be disappointed
(bonus points if I get resurrected and/or it gets completely ignored and the massage goes on)
Yea I saw the title and the thumbnail and I was like “Oh Marno’s gonna break my f*cking neck, cool.” And clicked it
I think you're looking for Asim Barber.
Marno: how firm do you want your matress?
Me: No........how soggy
idk why but all i thought of was the Nightmare Before Christmas where Jack is like "No........how *jolly* " Ok thank you goodnight
Like a broken off piece of a tortilla chip in a bowl of salsa
Realistic and cosy yet oh so chill! Thank you Marno, I almost fell asleep in my teacup
This is possibly my all time favorite asmr video. Still coming back to it when I can't sleep. ❤️😴
In the words of Conor "One Knuckle" Malone the robber, he's gonna give you a "massach"
Don't assume he's a criminal just cause he wears a balaclava, and has a knife, and asks you about stealing.
@@jank6085 yes, you are right, my apologies
PERFECT. I HAVENT SLEEP SINCE LAST NIGHT.
SLEPT*
@@VictreebelTV SLEEPED**
@@hannaht7100 GONE TO BED***
@@VictreebelTV SLEMPT***
@@epochii2756 COUNTED SHEEP****
First time I listened to a sponsorship your voice is just really relaxing
“You know how when... you’re with someone, sleeping”
No actually I don’t 🥲
F
mood
are they living together? i think they are so cute, love them both 💘 best asmr creators!
They have been for nearly a year now! Not wrong for not knowing! Just that folks know it's pretty steady.
Ummm they’re not married so of course not
@@jasongriffin5569 That doesnt matter
@@micahbrown6045 thanks! i knew they were together but i dont keep up much with their personal lives. i think they're great together!! much love
@@jasongriffin5569 i really hope u are kidding
OMG yesterday I was practicing handstands, and I went up fast and fell forward. The wall stopped the fall, but I landed on my head and it hurt my neck REALY BAD at first. I got up and couldn't move my head to the left for a few seconds and It also hurt when I tried looking up. I thought I was gonna be walking heavens stairs for a sec 😂 now It only hurts when i look up, but other than that I'm alright, I think. Anyways the whole point of this was that I hurt my neck yesterday and today I find this asmr neck massage lmao.
omg haha
You should get that check o.o sounds like it could've pinched something
Prince charming from shrek, that is all.
haha
wait why do you have a legitimate point tho
mmmm Perhaps
YES, THE RETURN OF THE "MASSAJ"
Please watch my video and say your opinion 😘😇🥰
theres potential, i feel its not bad but not great somewhere in the center, also make an actual comment, you look like a scam bot
@@CountYourDaysCandyCadet thank you 🙏I will
@@ShylaASMR no problem
This hits different when you're touch starved in quarantine 😩
This is an amazing video
Tried this on my brother worked like a charm
He’s not even breathing that’s how good it worked
the beauty of an angel with the most soothing voice ever
marno and erin have such good asmr, i would love to see more soft spoken videos from you both 😳😳😳
I've been thinking about ending everything for a long time now. This stuff sooths me when my mind runs too far. It's so hard to live, and I dont want to say some youtuber is keeping me from killing myself, but they do help when I need it..
hey man, i hope ur doing better now. i definitely understand what ur talking about and feel it too, although i can never truly know what ur going through. i’m here for u and wish u the best . take things one step at a time, u got this 💞
If it helps then it’s good to stay with it. I wish asmr was a thing when I was younger. It would’ve really helped me. I attempted to take my life when I was 13. I still struggle sometimes with suicidal thoughts. I turn 20 in 2 months though. Life is really hard, and I’m proud of you for making it this far. Even though I don’t know you, and don’t know what you’re going through. I hope things start to brighten up. I don’t know if this helped, but I felt the need to try. Especially since I’ve been there.
This is fr a funny coincidence because my neck has been hurting all day. Thanks for this video. Helped a lot
Had a long day at work... I really needed this..thanks
was just thinking about how nice a neck massage and a nap would be. now i have both 😌
Whoever uses the Helix code should send a video of themselves doing the swan dive lol , great video as always
This hits different when you are getting a massage at the same time
I've been waiting for so long for someone to do this video
Please watch my video and say your opinion 😘😇🥰
me at 1:00am: *trying to relax while watching Marno*
My brain: but what if we watch that really loud video about WWll, that seems interesting
my neck hurts so it watching this is almost like watching a cooking show while hungry
early gang is here to enjoy this amazing neck massage :)
Who els is not on fullscreen
Going true comments
And enjoying
*me getting neck message*
*Marno wispers in your ear*
"You.. are.. tight.."
Me-"but your not even touching m-"
"You so tight"
Marnos hair style looks really good in this vid
2:20 the MASSADGE!! I ADORE how you say that! It always makes me giggle :D
Happy New Year!! I have been with your channel for many years now and it's so wonderful to watch how you have grown and the success you have achieved. However, what I admire the most is none of it has changed you like it often does for many. You are still the same sweet good heated genuine Marno you've always been. I really admire and appreciate that and thank your mother for me for raising you right lol 🙏😉😊😱🙏💖
This video is a masterpiece.
I never thought I’d see Marno with long hair
Perfect timing! I actually ended up hurting the left side of my neck today so this video is suspiciously fitting.
i hurt the right side of my neck today lmao
Marno has been hurting all of our necks in order to make this asmr video
Ah yes, smells like asmr spirit indeed.
Came for the massaj, stayed for the whisky.
Can't decide between soft and medium bed what do yall think? I need support but I also need some cushioning
I would take the medium one🤷♀️
i’d go with medium
Никогда не пропуск рекламу Марно, потому что очень уважаю его труд!
Thanks for the massage bro, working on my cars destroyed my upper and lower back
I’ve been dying for a massage but they’re too expensive. I’m listening to this pretending I’m getting that expensive massage lol
A thousand thanks from my ears for whispering the promo!
I'd listen to a whole video of promos if they were whispered ASMR style
I absolutely love how you advertised for the sponsor segment 😂
I haven’t watched Marno vids in like idk a year?
Marno with long hair
Smells Like ASMR Spirit
My cat and I drink from the same water cup, I just want you to know that marno ❤️
How does this man make even ads sound good af?
not me almost falling asleep during the ad read lmao
I swear your hoice is sooooo soothing !!
Marno giving a Hekix Matress ad read: relaxing
youtube ads: NISSAN HAS ROOM FOR A BABY!!!! OMFG BUY ONE AND HAVE CHILDREN!!
sorry, that was a bit loud of me
you're not wrong about those youtube ads 😭😂
New title “kurt Cobain comes back from the dead to give you a neck massage”
Nah but fr you look just like him
I love your background decoration !
here's what I need. I need a normal video of you doing whatever sounds you want, but every couple minutes you quote a vine. please do this.
Excellent! Actually Tiger's eye is my birthstone! xx
I don't know why but you remind me of sommer afternoons.
ohh, I got here early today. good night, guys!
Anyone else think that he looks like hamich from the Hunger games?! XD
Before he discovered alcohol.
@@Impbynature lol yes
Extreme tingling alert! Thank you so much again for the experience!
These sounds are so vivid I flinched a few times
Marno: *”You know when you sleep next to someone.....”*
Me: No, no I don’t know ☹️
I can't relate :(
My heart hurts
i love his videos it makes me feel not so alone
Oh, perfect! I've had the worst nerve twinge all day, thanks Marno!
MARNOOOOO YOU'RE THE BEST DUDE EVER
Pro level at getting our right and left correct on camera
Another great video Marno! 😎
POV: Shaggys giving you (scooby doo) a neck massage!
Also i was looking for random ASMR and found this on my page and he is such a good ASMRtist!
Твои видео очень приятные, мне нравится эта уютная обстановка на заднем плане. Видео приобретают свою атмосферу 🌿✨❤️