My Perfect CRIMINAL Girlfriend | Red Flags Card Game w/ Friends #13

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @GhoulChristina
    @GhoulChristina 5 лет назад +115

    I think you guys would really enjoy funemployed, it's like red flags but you're applying for jobs. I once was a dragon with a drug problem applying to be a taxi driver

    • @acidhydra101
      @acidhydra101 5 лет назад +6

      Damn, that sounds fun.
      Funemployed?

    • @GhoulChristina
      @GhoulChristina 5 лет назад +6

      @@acidhydra101 Yep, it's great. I was also applying for gym teacher as The Rock.

    • @Sybato
      @Sybato 5 лет назад

      That sounds great

    • @silvercyndaquil8472
      @silvercyndaquil8472 5 лет назад +8

      I once played a game where we combined Red Flags, Funemployed and Super Fight. It was interesting to say the least? Basically it was monsters with dating issues applying for different jobs.

    • @illegalmobster4847
      @illegalmobster4847 5 лет назад

      have you heard of everyone is John lol

  • @Sybato
    @Sybato 5 лет назад +19

    JP brought up a good point, if your date "always takes your side," would they agree with you if you thought you looked ugly or would disagreeing that you look fine technically make them on your side? Always taking someone's side could actually be a negative depending on how it's interpreted.

  • @noneofyourbusiness9489
    @noneofyourbusiness9489 5 лет назад +12

    The spider one wouldn't be silk. It says "from" not "by". It would be spider corpses.

    • @alexswartz9885
      @alexswartz9885 4 года назад +2

      plus silk comes from moths not spiders lol

  • @Sybato
    @Sybato 5 лет назад +21

    It never said Ze's date for Gar was related to Whitney Houston, and combined with the "can get you anything you want" card, they sound like a criminal who somehow stole the inheritance.
    And a violent criminal with that red card

    • @strider04
      @strider04 5 лет назад +2

      She is part of the "family"

    • @sunkenships8444
      @sunkenships8444 5 лет назад

      @@thegreatestdane8978 mafia godmother :p

  • @dantesantana227
    @dantesantana227 5 лет назад +8

    Ze always has the best content 💯

  • @Fenris1004
    @Fenris1004 5 лет назад +3

    A quick google search showed me that slang from 1900s - 1910s are mostly just common terms I hear everyday like: Dingbat, cabin fever, hillbilly, and meathooks.

  • @ordinaryvisitor3975
    @ordinaryvisitor3975 5 лет назад +13

    9:21 so its yandere girl , i see that as an absolute win

  • @akumuryuu
    @akumuryuu 5 лет назад +2

    18:50 so that's basically a noble vampire?

  • @thetruestinsanegamer10
    @thetruestinsanegamer10 5 лет назад +1

    22:53 Surgery on the wrong head.

  • @EveryChaoticSoul
    @EveryChaoticSoul 5 лет назад +4

    So what i'm learning from these is JP is ALWAYS ready to throw down.

  • @Sybato
    @Sybato 5 лет назад +2

    4:16 Puts a whole new meaning to "Bun in the Oven"

  • @fuzzy4580
    @fuzzy4580 5 лет назад +1

    love seeing the crew play this game!

  • @4067973
    @4067973 5 лет назад +2

    9:41 that's litterally just dating a genie. Like be careful what you ask for, but you can have "anything"

  • @annabloem2391
    @annabloem2391 5 лет назад

    SilkWORMS, most silk is from silkworms. Spider silk (as in actual fabric) is really rare as far as I know.

  • @silvercyndaquil8472
    @silvercyndaquil8472 5 лет назад +7

    Ze, I would've put 'Will get anything for you... ANYTHING' with 'Can never get physically hurt' that way he literally could've had his girlfriend rob a bank for him or go into some federal place. YOU COULD HAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND STORM AREA 51

    • @Assassin0223
      @Assassin0223 5 лет назад +1

      So he would be dating the Juggernaut from the X-men

    • @justincaviness
      @justincaviness 4 года назад

      Being immune to physical injury doesn't prevent you from being restrained.

    • @silvercyndaquil8472
      @silvercyndaquil8472 4 года назад

      @@justincaviness Yes but it says she will get anything for him, not that she can.

  • @pg21justus-46
    @pg21justus-46 5 лет назад +5

    22:45 - The D only makes it better Ze. . . .

  • @Sybato
    @Sybato 5 лет назад +3

    I was hoping you'd play "Twilight deserves an Oscar" on Wade's celebrity date, then you could sell it as someone from the cast of Twilight

  • @nessajean6504
    @nessajean6504 5 лет назад +1

    To look at the wall ... if the walls could talk back.... 🤔
    Thank you 🙏🏽 Ze and friends ☺️ 🤗 🤗

  • @lvincexp3054
    @lvincexp3054 4 года назад

    Wade had me dying with that celebrity sex talk 😂 Shameless as always

  • @Furiac.
    @Furiac. 5 лет назад +1

    No way I just finished the other video and was hoping for another

  • @JpRex12
    @JpRex12 5 лет назад +1

    8:57 is just Jonathan Joestar

  • @Skwalol
    @Skwalol 5 лет назад

    Just realized that ze’s logo is a wide pixel guy that has a crown with their arms up

  • @KegorianRune
    @KegorianRune 4 года назад

    I’ll take the cat lady if you don’t want her.... damn this is my third at this rate XD

  • @MarieMarie.87
    @MarieMarie.87 5 лет назад +1

    I find it funny that RUclips just told me it was uploaded and it says comments are here from many hours ago. God damnit RUclips.

  • @defaultlogos2976
    @defaultlogos2976 5 лет назад +1

    Yes, watching this at 10 pm is a good idea.

  • @chromacorvus9651
    @chromacorvus9651 5 лет назад

    Ze it's called a yandere

  • @docilehydra6
    @docilehydra6 5 лет назад

    Yeah an accidental murder... Not gonna happen

  • @raret4
    @raret4 5 лет назад

    I still think its hilarious the others sell themselves and Ze is just like "Nah" and i respect that.

  • @Belphe9311
    @Belphe9311 5 лет назад

    Hi

  • @senseikitsune-sama4598
    @senseikitsune-sama4598 5 лет назад

    Okay listen to hear JP honey bun is a perfectly acceptable thing to call your loved one
    Should know I call mine when that

  • @ICHIGODEATH600
    @ICHIGODEATH600 5 лет назад +5

    Ze I really love your content and I have for years you and Chilled were some of the first youtubers I subbed to. but like the "she's a man" part of this video really hurt to listen to because I'm trans myself. I get you're trying to just do quick fire jokes but that one was in really poor taste

  • @Superdanimon
    @Superdanimon 5 лет назад +6

    I'm gonna have to admit ze, the video was fun and all but that little "she's a man" comment really sours the whole thing for me.

  • @Brandman88
    @Brandman88 5 лет назад

    Not the real derpy crew :/

  • @pedrob4989
    @pedrob4989 5 лет назад

    Second

  • @norton_antivirus
    @norton_antivirus 5 лет назад

    Yeet first

  • @acidhydra101
    @acidhydra101 5 лет назад

    I don't actually have anything good to comment, and it's like 12:20 midnight, so I'll just go ahead and say this: play Halo, play Terraria, play Slime Rancher, play Halo some more, I'm at least like the top 15th comment I think ok bye

  • @Diego-df9os
    @Diego-df9os 5 лет назад

    First

  • @makotokeisatoruko8203
    @makotokeisatoruko8203 5 лет назад +1

    Christ, people get bothered or offended too quickly/easily. Take the humour with a pound of salt folks.

    • @UltimateKyuubiFox
      @UltimateKyuubiFox 5 лет назад +3

      Sometimes a joke is just a person saying what they really feel and you can tell the difference just as well as anybody else. Don’t play dumb.

  • @Sly-1206
    @Sly-1206 5 лет назад

    Can we get this comment to get more likes than the actual video