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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @ianvs3
    @ianvs3 4 года назад +2092

    That black noodle thing made my brother so happy he danced on the floor and took a nap forever.

    • @glendian
      @glendian 4 года назад +35

      No same

    • @mago7581
      @mago7581 4 года назад +20

      Oof

    • @ButterQueen_
      @ButterQueen_ 4 года назад +23

      Oh-

    • @Spuub
      @Spuub 4 года назад +46

      Imagine the black noodle dude doing the distraction dance.

    • @S.C23
      @S.C23 4 года назад +7

      Oh god...

  • @chaoticproductions3922
    @chaoticproductions3922 4 года назад +147

    Diamond bolt seems like on of those people who’s friends with almost everyone on the internet because his personality is so charming that it makes him impossible to hate

  • @Bananaman559
    @Bananaman559 4 года назад +203

    Excuse me they didn't put "violation of the Geneva convention" on evil doers villains page

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 4 года назад +1

      XD

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 года назад +1

      Oh, so it's ok to do warcrimes

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 4 года назад +2

      @@genericname2747 no. It's just a reason to why he's a villain

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 года назад +5

      @@ilikepigeons6101 oh oops.
      Guess I need to hide these bodies

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 года назад +4

      they forgot the greatest villain of all.
      KAREN

  • @hungryapple2492
    @hungryapple2492 4 года назад +52

    The best part of the whole video is the lucky star op during the hacker segment

  • @arctrooperjesse7582
    @arctrooperjesse7582 4 года назад +715

    Diamondbolt is the only guy who can make a video about the most stupid stuff and still make it entertaining.

    • @mikeyleroy489
      @mikeyleroy489 4 года назад +6

      I disagree

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 года назад +5

      *cough* Mr. Beast

    • @jordanpratt606
      @jordanpratt606 4 года назад +6

      He and Bill Wurtz have the same conceptual ability

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 года назад +15

      @Shane Thompson Oh yes, a man who spends literally gives away thousands of dollars on every video out of the kindness of his heart, certainly that couldn't justify a Honey ad once per video

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 года назад +5

      @Shane Thompson Hold up you didn't know h- ya know what nvm

  • @therealbricker
    @therealbricker 4 года назад +238

    I'm probably the only one who thought that MintMobile sponsored this video when that part showed up in the video. xD

  • @KirbCrew
    @KirbCrew 4 года назад +640

    Disney+: I am INEVITABLE!
    Mint Mobile+: And I... am... FOOLPROOF!
    (Edit: 11:52; I was only joking about the Steve for Smash question, I didn’t think it would actually happen!!!)

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 4 года назад +9

      MWHHAAA!

    • @Kallichore09
      @Kallichore09 4 года назад +2

      I checked out Mint Mobile+ and I'm starting to think that its a real thing that you can use...

    • @afishywithafishy7580
      @afishywithafishy7580 4 года назад +1

      @BAntony yeah created by ryan Reynolds

    • @gavinletsplay109gaming6
      @gavinletsplay109gaming6 4 года назад +1

      How do I groan and enjoy this comment at the same time.

    • @chebic5095
      @chebic5095 3 года назад +3

      Did you cause Stove to be in Smash?

  • @elijahhadley4205
    @elijahhadley4205 4 года назад +31

    I absolutely love these especially that ‘hacker’ sequence

  • @nikistorey9972
    @nikistorey9972 4 года назад +55

    Pretending to hack and listening to the Lucky Star OP
    Sounds like my regular Monday evening

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 2 года назад +5

    For anyone not in the know about Staggering Beauty, if you shake the little black worm fast enough it plays loud obnoxious music and flashes extremely fast lights.

  • @rashidacollins3741
    @rashidacollins3741 4 года назад +18

    I swear this isn’t a joke, but the “I has a bucket” website inspired me as a child to make crappy one paper comic strips about a walrus named Walrust who has a bucket get stolen from him by a child, so he kills them to get the bucket back but the bucket (who is now sentient and a female) gets scared and runs off. The rest of them were Walrust in search of Bucketwhile doing “random” things, usually parodying a movie or tv show. It was weird.

  • @thiscommenter180
    @thiscommenter180 4 года назад +67

    Just me or is diamondbolt just the most relatable human on the planet?

  • @DeltaTrell
    @DeltaTrell 4 года назад +75

    This fan mail session feels extremely similar to Good Game Spawn Point...

    • @DiamondBolt
      @DiamondBolt  4 года назад +30

      I have accomplished my goal then

  • @joedacey1155
    @joedacey1155 4 года назад +25

    The little laugh he made when he was o the xylophone was adorable

  • @wildfire3257
    @wildfire3257 4 года назад +104

    I used to have seizures from that worm they thought i was dancing to the music

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh 4 года назад +5

      I'm so sorry ☹

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 года назад +8

      Once a guy in my 6th grade class had a seizure. He was the class clown and i laughed. I thought he was joking.
      Im an awful being.

    • @thatonetomatoguy4210
      @thatonetomatoguy4210 3 года назад +1

      There was music?

  • @braiden3315
    @braiden3315 4 года назад +26

    6:34 that laugh can cure depression

  • @wildfox8775
    @wildfox8775 4 года назад +26

    4:21
    Come back to this when its Christmas on a future video XD

  • @infinityhand6569
    @infinityhand6569 4 года назад +26

    Finna financially support the Cookie Monster one ngl

  • @ppisunbreakable5770
    @ppisunbreakable5770 4 года назад +9

    6:34 that laugh is too pure for humanity

  • @danielcardenas3642
    @danielcardenas3642 4 года назад +23

    Dude, I swear that you consume every media and internet product I consume
    This is my favourite Chanel 😌

  • @dp7328
    @dp7328 3 года назад +5

    8:05 the best transitions only on the diamondbolt show

  • @aphex206
    @aphex206 4 года назад +61

    My dog is an evil genius. He always acts like he can't get up in your bed so you get out to help him up, but before your able to do anything BAM he just jumped up and took your entire bed. Enjoy sleeping on the floor or or on the part of your bed where you normally have your legs. And K tried to show him your vid and he took the bench away from me :(

  • @liamm1945
    @liamm1945 4 года назад +24

    Wait so my girlfriend I ordered is not coming I payed $59 for it

    • @liamm1945
      @liamm1945 4 года назад +1

      Notice me senpai

  • @doomspidey1737
    @doomspidey1737 4 года назад +12

    7:00 me realizing this is probably a site trying to steal data: ._.

  • @rikittu
    @rikittu 4 года назад +18

    Just don't let me improve my sleep schedule, great.

  • @thebird3175
    @thebird3175 4 года назад +6

    You could say that once the seal lost his bucket his life was
    Ruined forever

  • @Pejin8264
    @Pejin8264 4 года назад +5

    The ditto dancing is so wholesome

  • @theshowoftedybears774
    @theshowoftedybears774 4 года назад +5

    I like how in every video Diamondbold makes his desktop the best character or thing in the background.

  • @kelpbleg3835
    @kelpbleg3835 4 года назад +8

    I sometimes have to restrain myself from watching his vids because the rest of the day is spent watching them

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 года назад +107

    "So horse is endless , The horse is boundless "
    - DiamondBolt

  • @lazylaje
    @lazylaje 4 года назад +58

    I'm triggered that he didn't make the black snake go epilepsy mode.

    • @hypercosmicthehedgehog1525
      @hypercosmicthehedgehog1525 4 года назад +6

      But that could have killed people who have epilepsy dumbass

    • @chebic5095
      @chebic5095 3 года назад +3

      @@hypercosmicthehedgehog1525 BUT I WANTED TO HEART ATTACK

    • @Half__7
      @Half__7 3 года назад +2

      Theres an epilepsy mode!??? YES

    • @MementoMori7777
      @MementoMori7777 3 года назад

      @@hypercosmicthehedgehog1525 there's trigger warnings for a reason, And they're not for sensitive punkasses.

  • @foxladingerplays5582
    @foxladingerplays5582 4 года назад +77

    *"A BILLIONAIRE DINOSAUR FORCED ME GAY"*

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 года назад +3

      I've got a Gay Dinosaur Stepdad

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 4 года назад +2

      What even. I want to know if you can actually read that. XD

  • @nachoseventeen9800
    @nachoseventeen9800 4 года назад +5

    i lover ur videos, they remind me of early 2010s, all of ur videos are just the type of videos people made at that time and i love it

  • @Turtl3b0i
    @Turtl3b0i 4 года назад +50

    I swear these websites are literally the best thing ever and nobody can change my mind

    • @dentistjohn3223
      @dentistjohn3223 4 года назад +5

      I have news for you, the best thing ever is the Amazing Bulk, diamondbolt had a video on it

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 года назад +2

      @@dentistjohn3223 running and shooting, running and shooting

  • @owyemen9367
    @owyemen9367 4 года назад +13

    I am telling this for the last time for adam to see omega from clutch powers is a ninjago character

  • @admiralstone2456
    @admiralstone2456 3 года назад

    Another fun thing about the Invisible Cow one is that if you get about 50 points, you can unlock one more animal: A fox.

  • @luciferheller8725
    @luciferheller8725 4 года назад +12

    0:46 it's another Long Horse, but instead of a infinite necc, it's an infinite leeg

  • @exi8464
    @exi8464 4 года назад +20

    i am genuinely convinced that we had the same childhood

  • @spikemedford3490
    @spikemedford3490 4 года назад +5

    6:41 the only thing in my head:
    Three centimetres it’s a rule we can apply

  • @piercelaw7165
    @piercelaw7165 3 года назад +1

    This used to be what me and my friends did in high school; but some idiot got a virus and then they blocked it

  • @DJefjam500
    @DJefjam500 4 года назад +7

    5:30 Toby is that you

  • @KRAZYMODERCYLERAMPAGE
    @KRAZYMODERCYLERAMPAGE 4 года назад +3

    I was about to give up eating my lunchables but now i'm excited thanks BoltDiamond!

  • @uncleiroh9680
    @uncleiroh9680 4 года назад +8

    Useless web WAS MY CHILDHOOD

  • @optumstudios6563
    @optumstudios6563 4 года назад +2

    ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC! GREAT WORK DB

  • @mancheese1055
    @mancheese1055 4 года назад +28

    Diamond bolt when he sees Phil:MARRY ME
    Rodrick:am I a joke to you

  • @Devil0rdante
    @Devil0rdante 4 года назад

    Wasn't there a website that also "predicted your death" and after filling out the questionaire it said you'd die of a heart attack and the date was the current date, then a jumpscare popped up?

  • @woah7167
    @woah7167 4 года назад +5

    Hi! Adam, hope your doing well. I would send fanmail but with covid and me being in the US it'd probably take 1000 years to get there. I just wanted to say your content is great, really funny, and is one of the only things stopping me from going full storyfire. Anyway hope you're having a great day. And yeah, dont really know how to end this lol. Bye.

  • @verickvonbuskirk878
    @verickvonbuskirk878 4 года назад +2

    3:47, I've actually fallen asleep to the Bourne Supremacy, Harry Potter, and Terminator 2's menu... what the heck.

  • @LandenTaylor66
    @LandenTaylor66 4 года назад +3

    This man is literally the best channel on RUclips

  • @kranglethecheeselord2602
    @kranglethecheeselord2602 4 года назад +4

    I swear when I heard that “it’s going to be a bumpy ride!” I got antacid flashbacks

  • @modmaker7617
    @modmaker7617 4 года назад +12

    "RUclips Celebrity" that an over-statement.

    • @amia7z
      @amia7z 3 года назад +1

      *understatement

  • @derpmaster2663
    @derpmaster2663 4 года назад +1

    I love this channel. It's the perfect blend of reviewing and crack

  • @standerleyspiderplant3256
    @standerleyspiderplant3256 4 года назад +10

    "A billionaire dinosaur made me gay"

  • @CoralBrain_0
    @CoralBrain_0 Год назад +2

    6:40 dude busted out the my friend pedro music

  • @thatonepickleguyy
    @thatonepickleguyy 4 года назад +6

    12:14 HE READ MY LETTER OMG!!!!!

  • @DamionKlein
    @DamionKlein 3 года назад

    28 years, 1 month and 1 day can't wait

  • @ketchup6040
    @ketchup6040 4 года назад +4

    XD the fact he said Steve to be a fighter and it actually happens made me laugh

  • @DexterMorgan133
    @DexterMorgan133 3 года назад +2

    Give that man a bucket

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 4 года назад +3

    Bucket, bucket, bucket
    I remember the old days, a time of peace when the bucket held the Water and kept peace. But that all changed when somebody went stealing my bucket

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 года назад +1

      And now, walrus, master of the buckets, must get it back.

  • @pickleodessey8452
    @pickleodessey8452 3 года назад +1

    Now this is the mjolnir to boredom

  • @cosmic_burst
    @cosmic_burst 4 года назад +4

    I can wait to try all of this! Thank you, Diamondbolt. You're Amazing! 😁(We're the Tunnel Snakes! Tunnel Snakes Rule!)

  • @user-jl7cz2pe6d
    @user-jl7cz2pe6d 4 года назад

    Here's a fun fact. Mint Mobile+ was actually owned by Mint Mobile. They apparently made that website after Ryan Renyolds bought a huge stake in the company.

  • @sebastianuglyrat
    @sebastianuglyrat 4 года назад +3

    Finally, he uploads again

  • @levvicasey
    @levvicasey 4 года назад +1

    We need a foolproof review diamondbolt
    WE NEED IT

  • @josh2871
    @josh2871 4 года назад +112

    “Dats hOw dIgbY dO iT!”
    God left the chat

    • @Sr_Doti
      @Sr_Doti 4 года назад +2

      wrong video

    • @josh2871
      @josh2871 4 года назад +5

      I’m 4 parallel universes behind

  • @braatzhome4713
    @braatzhome4713 3 года назад +1

    According to death date, I will live 8 years after Adam.

  • @bukowskifamily7728
    @bukowskifamily7728 4 года назад +7

    Cat bounce was blocked in my school because it was "obscene" or shit
    I don't get it either...

  • @mcbuttheadmcf8650
    @mcbuttheadmcf8650 4 года назад +1

    You need to do a video on slendytubbies games. It's so weird and old it would make for an entertaining video. The 3rd games single player is shockingly good as well.

  • @basil1529
    @basil1529 4 года назад +5

    I was having a really shitty day until I saw the notification for this video, you always make me laugh :)

  • @bluefire2308
    @bluefire2308 3 года назад

    6:33 that giggle

  • @cupcakeprime559
    @cupcakeprime559 4 года назад +11

    "Eats Cheetos with chopstick"
    so I'm not the only person who does that with chips!

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 4 года назад +1

      My mom loves to bead, and she decided to try eating doritos with chopsticks to not get her projects dirty. She posted about it on facebook, and so many beaders liked it and said they did the same. XD

  • @Cuddlefish_from_Subnautica
    @Cuddlefish_from_Subnautica Год назад +1

    2:50
    The only thing I could think of then was tf2 soldier saying "dear god"

  • @eyemem5080
    @eyemem5080 4 года назад +4

    Hey it’s me, another time traveler. You’re doing pee pee poo poo man instead of slender but, steve is now a fighter in smash

  • @eidolicpearl
    @eidolicpearl 2 года назад

    honestly the black worm / noodle / thing is adorable to me and i really like it

  • @Imnotverified775
    @Imnotverified775 4 года назад +5

    My search history is full of useless websites.

    • @glendian
      @glendian 4 года назад +2

      I make RandomVideos you sure there aren’t any other websites?

  • @user-fp8mb2jp9x
    @user-fp8mb2jp9x 4 года назад +1

    My birthday is today and this has to be the best gift I’ve received. Thanks for the years of entertainment DB you’re the best. 😁

  • @soundwavesuperior7522
    @soundwavesuperior7522 4 года назад +4

    I cannot wait for that Slenderman movie review, considering how I'm sure it was a huge flop Bolt's gunna have a hay day

  • @bluustarlight2545
    @bluustarlight2545 2 года назад

    One time I printed the horse thing out or something else that was endless and boom no more ink! I’m guessing it keeps printing until their is no ink left… it woke everyone up too..! (I also used to LOVE eel slap.. for no reason.)

  • @DrOtter2.0
    @DrOtter2.0 4 года назад +6

    2:26 who wouldn’t marry cookie monster

  • @alexburbeck9152
    @alexburbeck9152 4 года назад +1

    Brilliant video, as always!!

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 4 года назад

    So these are the weirdest and most useless webpages but so may people still got screwed by these.
    Amazing!

  • @noel1626
    @noel1626 4 года назад +3

    Ah the memories of absolutley destroying the school keyboard while using hackertyper

  • @myang12003
    @myang12003 2 года назад +2

    11:55 He predicted Steve for SSBU!l as a fighter!

  • @anonymousdude8184
    @anonymousdude8184 4 года назад +6

    Those sites aren't useless, they make good youtube content!

  • @cartkart1
    @cartkart1 4 года назад

    In 4th grade the I has a bucket thing was considered the peak of comedy and everyone was obsessed with it.

  • @wildwind413
    @wildwind413 4 года назад +2

    6:34
    Happy Bolt is one of my favorite things on earth.

  • @stunkytheskeleton1182
    @stunkytheskeleton1182 3 года назад +1

    The hacking website made my friends think I was actually hacking

  • @thecatapultdio4717
    @thecatapultdio4717 3 года назад +3

    8:16
    I have ascended.

  • @CaptainWobbs
    @CaptainWobbs 2 года назад

    I remember at school that, since our computers were all run off towers from a single server, one of the kids would always open Staggering Beauty and it would lag every single computer in the school. The computer running it would lag so badly that the off button wouldn’t even work, meaning the only way to stop the madness was to pull the power cord out.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +4

    Ducks are the best, well said. They’re the saviors that protect us from the scary Canada goose

  • @littlemisstfc
    @littlemisstfc 4 года назад +2

    That black noodle thing scares me...

  • @archnexus3936
    @archnexus3936 4 года назад +4

    TUNNEL SNAKES FOREVER 5:35

  • @joesph7684
    @joesph7684 3 года назад +1

    i want ditto dance as a screensaver

  • @Blahblahblah28504
    @Blahblahblah28504 4 года назад +2

    Do you think isitchristmas will say "yes" when it's actually Christmas?

  • @mc.gemstone
    @mc.gemstone 4 года назад +1

    The best time waster of a website ever.
    Also the one with the infinite legs of the horse is that surpose to be a joke on getting off your high horse or something?

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +8

    Imagine if he checked out North Korean websites

  • @thedoglovinggamer5825
    @thedoglovinggamer5825 4 года назад +1

    You have shake the evil-doer to see what happens.

  • @swagger09_
    @swagger09_ 4 года назад +3

    But Steve is in smash
    Holy FRICK HE PREDICATED STEVE IN SMASH!!
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @TatoAthority
    @TatoAthority 3 года назад +1

    Diamondbolt predicted Minecraft Steve in Smash.