ASMR Relaxing Head Massage ♥ Face and Scalp Massage

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  • Hello Darlings! Enjoy your head massage. Massage includes scalp, face, shoulders, and neck! Relax and happy drifting :) Used oils and lotions.
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @ingrid4979
    @ingrid4979 7 лет назад +16036

    Time stamps for u bby:
    0:00-1:05 intro with some visual ASMR
    1:05-2:09 candle tapping, whispering and lid sounds
    2:09-2:52 scratching a matchbox
    2:52-3:44 lights candle and talks about the candle
    3:44-5:36 massages your face without lotion
    5:36-6:32 massages your neck and shoulders without lotion
    6:32-7:03 talks to you while massaging your left shoulder
    7:03-7:27 talks about the scalp massage
    7:27-8:17 warms up your scalp
    8:17-8:45 talking and silence
    8:45-9:17 tapping lotion bottle
    9:17-9:55 massages lotion into her hands
    9:55-10:12 tells you to relax and close your eyes
    10:12-13:54 massages your face with lotion
    13:54-14:05 whispers to you a little
    14:05-14:21 gets more lotion
    14:21-15:23 starts massaging your right shoulder with lotion
    15:23-16:28 massages your left shoulder with lotion
    16:28-16:46 whispering
    16:46-16:50 oil bottle tapping
    16:50-17:17 whispering
    17:17-17:59 sprits water in your hair
    17:59-19:24 massages your scalp without oil
    19:24-19:54 oil bottle tapping and whispering
    19:54-20:19 massages oil in her hands and whispers
    20:19-23:02 massages your scalp with oil
    23:02-23:43 ending
    Hope this helped you, if it did please like this comment so more people can see! :D
    Pssst, if you pause at 19:24 Taylor's face will look funny hueheheheh

    • @sophie267
      @sophie267 7 лет назад +163

      IngridRosie and 6:41

    • @cosmokramer1261
      @cosmokramer1261 7 лет назад +238

      IngridRosie at 19:10 she looks like she's about to kill herself.

    • @spectabels2953
      @spectabels2953 7 лет назад +104

      THANK U YOUR THE BEST PERSON ALIVE😄😄😃

    • @ingrid4979
      @ingrid4979 7 лет назад +94

      Y'all are welcome 😌

    • @Mr.Elliott
      @Mr.Elliott 7 лет назад +18

      IngridRosie damn you comin in clutch

  • @jjana444
    @jjana444 7 лет назад +2973

    Taylor: "So,what do you do for living?"
    Me: nothing
    Taylor: "That is so cool!You are so smart!"
    Me: yea

    • @metameme_yt
      @metameme_yt 7 лет назад +96

      Me: I Work at McDonald's
      Taylor: "That is so cool!You are so smart!"
      Me: Are you mocking me?

    • @Spitzy_
      @Spitzy_ 7 лет назад +3

      hello its meh so true 😂

    • @maggiec5984
      @maggiec5984 7 лет назад

      hello its meh 😂

    • @grimmisascorchmain9486
      @grimmisascorchmain9486 7 лет назад +13

      hello its meh I'm only 12 so im not old enough to do anything for a living 😂

    • @theapocilip
      @theapocilip 7 лет назад +18

      I had a job when I was 8 delivering fliers. Get a job

  • @abranhernandez3649
    @abranhernandez3649 7 лет назад +2047

    Someone is copying and pasting your old videos. The you tubers name is dhara. Please like this so Asmr darling can see this comment.

    • @abranhernandez3649
      @abranhernandez3649 7 лет назад +30

      It is dhara asmr.

    • @abranhernandez3649
      @abranhernandez3649 7 лет назад +18

      Search that.

    • @tonystarkunlimited7332
      @tonystarkunlimited7332 7 лет назад +5

      😂😂

    • @anisadesi7803
      @anisadesi7803 7 лет назад +71

      if u guys want to search go for dhara asmr or asmr dhara. if u type only dhara u only can find indian drama 😂😆 *just for information*

    • @rivernekoo
      @rivernekoo 7 лет назад +16

      Anything I know is that this person is French or speaks French because it follows the French channel ;)
      (sorry for the spelling mistakes) :)

  • @sephoratrevino7033
    @sephoratrevino7033 7 лет назад +2691

    Looks at 10 minute diy video
    Me: That's so long
    Looks at 20 minute ASMR video
    Me: Hmm kinda short

    • @CharissaAlex
      @CharissaAlex 7 лет назад +61

      Sephora Trevino haha oh my gosh it's so true 😳

    • @kiki_bb2485
      @kiki_bb2485 7 лет назад +6

      Charissa Harder IKR! XD

    • @sudelaraericek
      @sudelaraericek 7 лет назад +2

      KiKi _bb what is IKR

    • @toddu2342
      @toddu2342 7 лет назад +2

      Sude Allen I know right

    • @ameerah1480
      @ameerah1480 7 лет назад +7

      Sephora Trevino 😂ikr

  • @big_yes1154
    @big_yes1154 5 лет назад +2097

    *dont let this video distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold spongebobs soul for 62 cents*

    • @bonktoryu203
      @bonktoryu203 5 лет назад +28

      Wtf

    • @peeei7423
      @peeei7423 5 лет назад +82

      damn spongebob is lucky my soul isn't even worth a penny

    • @PomegranateDroid
      @PomegranateDroid 5 лет назад +24

      You think he could have gotten more?

    • @ItzMeYt
      @ItzMeYt 5 лет назад +11

      NANI!?!?!

    • @charlesanaya5583
      @charlesanaya5583 5 лет назад +9

      That is pretty dark to say. GOD said to stop putting dark comment like this or he'll put you in he'll. I don't know how old you are. But just stop before he makes your life a living he'll. Okay? But of course you don't have to believe this. Even God and Jesus said that you don't have to. But, if you do you'll be truly blessed.

  • @slimelover-fu2jz
    @slimelover-fu2jz 7 лет назад +3095

    that microphone could hear an ant burp
    Edit :this comment is from 2 years ago and I just saw it can't believe how many likes it has thank you!❤

  • @Destro
    @Destro 7 лет назад +3045

    "What do you do for a living?"
    *I'm unemployed.*
    "Oh wow thats so cool, I've always wanted to be that, I've just never had the dedication, you're so smart."
    *Heh ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)*

    • @grimmisascorchmain9486
      @grimmisascorchmain9486 7 лет назад +9

      Destro lol sames #first laugh all day

    • @TheWhisperingPenis
      @TheWhisperingPenis 7 лет назад +38

      Destro ROFL its less funny when its real and youre 47 living with mom ROFLOLOLOL

    • @joshualewis3435
      @joshualewis3435 7 лет назад

      Destro and

    • @Destro
      @Destro 7 лет назад +63

      1) I commented this as the video was published therefore you cant check who commented before me
      2) I don't read all of the comments before making a comment, I just comment.
      3) I'll do what I want thanks.

    • @joshualewis3435
      @joshualewis3435 7 лет назад

      Destro no

  • @gachadude2098
    @gachadude2098 6 лет назад +2026

    Asmr Darling: Smell this
    Me: mmmh smells like screen

  • @randomeditz2484
    @randomeditz2484 4 года назад +581

    YOU CAN'T FALL ASLEEP SCROLLING THROUGH COMMENTS

    • @bagman9583
      @bagman9583 4 года назад +21

      I’m sorry

    • @danielguerra2266
      @danielguerra2266 4 года назад +36

      Shut up im trying

    • @josemoralesjimenez4730
      @josemoralesjimenez4730 4 года назад +2

      @@bagman9583 @82r4rr9t84rr9t839e9443pD844e4939e9844eD39e9443p443pD844e844eD39e9443pD444e844e443p844e39e9444e39e9443p443p844e844e39e9844e39e9844e39e9444e39e939e9444e443p39e9844e39e9844e39e9843i844e444e844e844e39e9444e

    • @krypticblacklotus6295
      @krypticblacklotus6295 4 года назад +18

      DONT YELL AT ME

    • @therealdirtydjan
      @therealdirtydjan 4 года назад +5

      Sultaan Ali 😭😭😭 I’m sorry

  • @eoin5044
    @eoin5044 7 лет назад +4125

    Taylor: Why don't you take in some of the smell?
    Me: Smells nice, love the smell of an iPhone

    • @ANXI8TY
      @ANXI8TY 7 лет назад +39

      Eoin O'Connell Galaxy S7 for me.

    • @indigo0522
      @indigo0522 7 лет назад +14

      Eoin O'Connell iPad for me 😂

    • @chasebeckett4907
      @chasebeckett4907 7 лет назад +2

      Eoin O'Connell same

    • @whymell9621
      @whymell9621 7 лет назад +28

      I smell sperms

    • @sinbefregd3254
      @sinbefregd3254 7 лет назад +23

      Why Mell (sigh)... tha fuck.
      😸

  • @DavidG-bb7th
    @DavidG-bb7th 7 лет назад +1208

    we in 2017 while she in 2088 trying to make us smell a candle through a phone😂

    • @TheAnkitDalal
      @TheAnkitDalal 7 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @smartfriend7
      @smartfriend7 7 лет назад

      Im In FaZe I honestly think I'm gonna live till around 2080 or 90 if I treat myself c; and I have so far!💖

    • @starryangel3113
      @starryangel3113 7 лет назад +1

      Im In FaZe i tried to smell my phone and it didn't work

    • @idarkangel5898
      @idarkangel5898 7 лет назад

      xPastelMoonz c mamut xddddddddddd

    • @starryangel3113
      @starryangel3113 7 лет назад

      djjgamer I know I'm funny

  • @auntjemima3199
    @auntjemima3199 7 лет назад +3284

    Who watches the video and reads the comments at the same time?

  • @marzbarz8884
    @marzbarz8884 5 лет назад +710

    Taylor: so what do you do for a living
    Me: I go to school
    Taylor: that’s cool....I’ve always wanted to be that
    Me: I’m sure you already have
    Taylor:I’ve never had the dedication
    Me: so you were homeschooled?
    Taylor: you must be very smart
    Me: why thank you

    • @lobster9128
      @lobster9128 5 лет назад +32

      Taylor: what do you do for a living
      Me: cleaning toilets
      Taylor: wow thats so cool

    • @simpletonsage1331
      @simpletonsage1331 4 года назад +7

      This is a conversation I would enjoy😂👍

    • @beautiful10381
      @beautiful10381 4 года назад +3

      lol

    • @lordbettywhite339
      @lordbettywhite339 4 года назад +2

      MarzBarz888 I literally had that conversation in my head with her

    • @lordshags9201
      @lordshags9201 4 года назад +1

      @@lobster9128 you should've made a comment, not a reply

  • @collectivelycurious3177
    @collectivelycurious3177 6 лет назад +1080

    Can you imagine virtual reality ASMR. That would be wild.

    • @GalaxyJazzGirl
      @GalaxyJazzGirl 6 лет назад +12

      Collectively Curious You can view her video in cardboard viewer mode

    • @skillabold6839
      @skillabold6839 6 лет назад +41

      GalaxyJazzGirl Can you imagine asmr in RL lol

    • @ebba646
      @ebba646 6 лет назад +5

      Collectively Curious i. need. it.

    • @iconicblanco
      @iconicblanco 6 лет назад +13

      Hold up you might have done something here

    • @DJDoger217
      @DJDoger217 6 лет назад +9

      got to try that
      got to try that.
      I will do that tomorrow.

  • @cameron1063
    @cameron1063 7 лет назад +3341

    Legend says, when you can't sleep at night, it's because you're awake in someone else's dream...

    • @libbytunstead4994
      @libbytunstead4994 7 лет назад +364

      Oh damn.
      That concept just fucked me up

    • @user-dp4xf5uc8t
      @user-dp4xf5uc8t 7 лет назад +106

      Cameron this fucked me up to

    • @user-dp4xf5uc8t
      @user-dp4xf5uc8t 7 лет назад +58

      Cameron this fucked me up to

    • @Lollipop-cd7og
      @Lollipop-cd7og 7 лет назад +62

      Cameron omg but I often have trouble getting into sleep! Is it selfish to say that?😂

    • @vangoto8326
      @vangoto8326 7 лет назад +155

      People must not dream about me 😞

  • @yasminrahimi4969
    @yasminrahimi4969 7 лет назад +856

    "Im gonna massage you"
    Me: wth u cant do that??!
    *starts*
    Me:: WHYYY DO I FEEL ITTTTT

  • @spencerfrankclayton4348
    @spencerfrankclayton4348 4 года назад +525

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I'm quarantined."
    "That's really cool. I always wanted to be that. Just never had the dedication."

    • @its86x_56
      @its86x_56 4 года назад +6

      Lol maN

    • @Bill_Cipher1995
      @Bill_Cipher1995 4 года назад +18

      "I'm... a cashier."
      "You have to be really smart for that."

    • @amzzox
      @amzzox 4 года назад +4

      I CANT BREATHE

    • @lordbettywhite339
      @lordbettywhite339 4 года назад +5

      I go to school “I always wanted to do that... You have to be smart for that”

    • @houseoftha12thdoctor52
      @houseoftha12thdoctor52 4 года назад +2

      Quarantines are for people who are actually sick you all are on House Arrest!

  • @devon5078
    @devon5078 7 лет назад +159

    * trys to fall asleep by watching asmr *
    *Spends whole video scrolling through the comments *

  • @Jamie_Jewel
    @Jamie_Jewel 6 лет назад +1118

    She's like the girl in your school that's like so nice to everyone and you want to be her friend but she's like way too pretty to even talk to lol
    Edit: Damn some of y’all need a hug….

    • @hissingsnake5665
      @hissingsnake5665 6 лет назад +74

      Jamie_Jewel not at my school pretty and nice don’t mix

    • @Andrei-bl5ic
      @Andrei-bl5ic 6 лет назад +11

      Griff The Snake my school are all boys so i dont get this

    • @hmc3390
      @hmc3390 6 лет назад +3

      Jamie_Jewel yup.

    • @slinkyatrest
      @slinkyatrest 6 лет назад +70

      Talk to everyone. Don't put pretty on a pedestal. Treat everyone like a friend.

    • @trtgers
      @trtgers 6 лет назад +84

      shes that girl that gets a's on everything and loves horses

  • @laurynf5350
    @laurynf5350 4 года назад +201

    It’s funny how people are here during the corona virus and she touching our faces

    • @jonathans3326
      @jonathans3326 4 года назад +2

      It's funny that I'm a female to male transition and I really love this video.
      ❤️❤️❤️♥️♥️♥️

    • @priesty.
      @priesty. 4 года назад +18

      @@jonathans3326 dont see how that's funny but okay

    • @ceyla23
      @ceyla23 4 года назад +15

      Jonathan S33 how is that even slightly related-

    • @whydontduckswanttobemyfriends
      @whydontduckswanttobemyfriends 4 года назад +1

      @@jonathans3326 🏳️‍🌈♥️

    • @ryanhaselam2383
      @ryanhaselam2383 4 года назад

      She is tounching the camera/you

  • @bdaleeth8610
    @bdaleeth8610 6 лет назад +622

    The camera must be feeling so relaxed

  • @Kostarr100
    @Kostarr100 6 лет назад +1593

    This was so relaxing, my computer went into Sleep mode.

    • @ramajwetseki9587
      @ramajwetseki9587 5 лет назад +20

      Lmfaoooo this just started my weekend

    • @IamSome1
      @IamSome1 5 лет назад +3

      Και εμένα..

    • @kelseyfraser4698
      @kelseyfraser4698 5 лет назад +5

      Yesss!

    • @ellieb0389
      @ellieb0389 5 лет назад +11

      hi this isn’t important but i was youre 300 like 🥺❤️

    • @Chuk392
      @Chuk392 4 года назад +3

      Kosta kostandinos 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ammie2623
    @ammie2623 7 лет назад +1267

    Taylor : "so what do you do for a living"
    Me : "well I'm currently an unemployed teen who's life is falling apart"
    Taylor : " oh that's so cool you must be so smart, I've always wanted to be that"
    Me : you're right darling it does take a lot of effort to be this useless".
    *cries self to sleep*

    • @fruitperiod
      @fruitperiod 7 лет назад +17

      Ammie F I feel you

    • @phoebehope03
      @phoebehope03 7 лет назад +6

      Ammie F me too

    • @brandonmartin433
      @brandonmartin433 7 лет назад +33

      yea i feel you. wait till youre an unemployed adult. thats when it gets really Dissapointing

    • @makaylacampbell6577
      @makaylacampbell6577 7 лет назад +8

      Ammie F Why is this me?? that's absolutely me everyday

    • @ammie2623
      @ammie2623 7 лет назад +7

      Brandon Martin I'm 19 I had an 8 year old yesterday ask why I didn't have a job 😭 "now that you're a grown up doesn't that mean you have to be responsible and work now" we're here exact words XC hahah 🙃

  • @00IcySky00
    @00IcySky00 4 года назад +383

    I wish I was this pretty enough to get that close to the camera.

    • @karimchairi4829
      @karimchairi4829 4 года назад +17

      I feel that's you are pretty too

    • @YouProballyDontKnowWhoIAm
      @YouProballyDontKnowWhoIAm 4 года назад +12

      I'm sure that you are just as beautiful as Taylor darling.

    • @iulilav9514
      @iulilav9514 4 года назад +7

      U pretty

    • @marcojakubicki97
      @marcojakubicki97 3 года назад +14

      me too bro we are ugly together

    • @greencactus5831
      @greencactus5831 3 года назад +6

      You are too in the proper lighting and make up and hair style it's easy to look good on camera😘

  • @dead_rses5063
    @dead_rses5063 7 лет назад +447

    Me : okie I won't fall asleep to this with my earphones in
    Morning* wakes up with a chord choking me 😂😉
    Good job really relaxing .

  • @shikamaru92100
    @shikamaru92100 7 лет назад +1216

    - Hey... it's me..
    -"Sleep"

    • @wardhermans5935
      @wardhermans5935 7 лет назад +16

      Kaliuskan How did you make this comment when you already asleep?!?!?😂😂😂😂

    • @shikamaru92100
      @shikamaru92100 7 лет назад +15

      Sorry, I just woke up 😂

    • @kpopswild
      @kpopswild 7 лет назад

      😂

    • @M335T3R
      @M335T3R 7 лет назад +19

      Kaliuskan - hey.... it's me..
      -death

    • @ZlagCraft
      @ZlagCraft 7 лет назад

      -"Hey.... it's me... Nicolás Maduro"

  • @annavandermeer7450
    @annavandermeer7450 7 лет назад +681

    Taylor: "So what do you do for living?" Me: "trying al the doritos flavors" Taylor: "Ohh really? That's so cool!" Me:" I'm a disappointment to my family" Tayler:" I always wanted to be that! I guess i just never had the dedication" Me with tears in my eyes:" yess you have to be dedicated"

  • @Joshporterville01
    @Joshporterville01 9 месяцев назад +32

    I'm watching again after 6 years this video is soooo relaxing its one of my favorites

    • @Vergil181
      @Vergil181 9 месяцев назад +1

      Same here. Still one of my favorites after all

  • @ashlynwoodcock6608
    @ashlynwoodcock6608 7 лет назад +850

    recording on a black or dark background would really help I think, sometimes the white it too bright and keeps me up. Totally Tori does this and it helps me, I just love your videos!

    • @drvp1997
      @drvp1997 7 лет назад +16

      just dim your screen

    • @subtlemoons3078
      @subtlemoons3078 7 лет назад +17

      +Victor Pavao still pretty white at night though lol!

    • @timetodeliverapizzaball
      @timetodeliverapizzaball 7 лет назад +38

      Lauren Karsant not as white as the comment background lol

    • @chazmangg522
      @chazmangg522 7 лет назад +1

      ashlyn woodcock I disagree

    • @DjMst3r
      @DjMst3r 7 лет назад +5

      you don't need to see her, asmr is about sounds not the person

  • @ashlyng.6767
    @ashlyng.6767 7 лет назад +578

    I don't understand why ASMR channels get so much hate! Like there are individuals who take time to help other people relax and de-stress for a living and people hate them for.. helping others??? Being a kind person who cares about other's well being??? The hater logic makes no sense.
    Edit: Holy crap. 500+ likes? This has never happened before.

    • @burdensofparasol
      @burdensofparasol 7 лет назад +8

      Ashlyn Graham a lot of them do it for the ad revenue

    • @nolakolarek5560
      @nolakolarek5560 7 лет назад +1

      Ashlyn Graham i guess those people don't get the point of the video

    • @JustSmileSmileSmile
      @JustSmileSmileSmile 7 лет назад +13

      DWinn so do most youtubers, they get paid, yeah, but it's something they love and are dedicated to. The haters obviously have no ambition.

    • @oscargust
      @oscargust 7 лет назад +30

      much hate
      *looks at the likes*
      23 k likes and 820 dislikes

    • @nattanralph
      @nattanralph 7 лет назад +11

      Ashlyn Graham no asmr channels have hate, everyones so chill

  • @Dale_Doback
    @Dale_Doback 7 лет назад +1339

    if you're reading this... have a nice sleep:)

    • @homersimpson9333
      @homersimpson9333 7 лет назад +19

      Thank you kind sir! being as I work in a nuclear power plant, this will help me sleep so my boss mr. burns doesn't bother me.

    • @IRooFy
      @IRooFy 7 лет назад +5

      lmao

    • @fayveau
      @fayveau 7 лет назад +3

      Homer Simpson OMG ILY SO MUCH 💖

    • @Dale_Doback
      @Dale_Doback 7 лет назад +3

      Homer Simpson HAHAHAHA 😂😂

    • @y2j735
      @y2j735 7 лет назад +7

      my music puts people to sleep

  • @tsulu3831
    @tsulu3831 4 года назад +115

    Her: tell me something about your life
    Me: my dog died yesterday
    Also her: oh really? That’s so cool
    And me: 😐

    • @sharl_leg
      @sharl_leg 4 года назад +6

      So.. uhm ... Is everything cool now? Like is the dog ok now?

    • @sharl_leg
      @sharl_leg 4 года назад +2

      @Lainey Flowers so? Is the dog ok?
      (Of course I know it's dead)

    • @summerslider2487
      @summerslider2487 4 года назад +2

      Sorry bout the dog

    • @leilam.6794
      @leilam.6794 3 года назад +1

      When the dog dies its..............

    • @colintaggart6618
      @colintaggart6618 3 года назад +1

      May ur dog R.I.P it shall be missed and never forgotten

  • @queenmariahfp9636
    @queenmariahfp9636 6 лет назад +1399

    When she says "This is only for you" but you know that 5,8 mil. other people watched it too..

    • @zimizatu
      @zimizatu 6 лет назад +5

      QueenMariahFP thats what i was thinking

    • @amnmnc6917
      @amnmnc6917 6 лет назад +5

      swear i was thinking about this général truth ....... sad :(

    • @kodojow22
      @kodojow22 6 лет назад +16

      QueenMariahFP or maybe you accidentally had it on loop and you watched it over and over and over again and all dem views are yours

    • @NickSchneiderChannel
      @NickSchneiderChannel 5 лет назад +1

      6,688,747

    • @french_bread4961
      @french_bread4961 5 лет назад +12

      *Am I a joke to you*

  • @banjomoevies
    @banjomoevies 7 лет назад +542

    damn that candle smell got me high af cuzz

  • @lexiflowers4291
    @lexiflowers4291 7 лет назад +597

    Her: What do you do for a living?!
    Me: I sell ice cream
    Her: Oh really, that’s so cool
    Me: Not really
    Her: I always wanted to be that
    Me: No, no you didn’t, it sucks... a lot
    Her: I just never had the dedication
    Me: doesn’t take that much dedication
    Her: I guess you do
    Me: Not really
    Her: You’re so smart
    Me: I’m not
    Her: you have to be smart for that
    Me: No, not really

    • @jaxenperez6443
      @jaxenperez6443 6 лет назад +10

      selling ice cream is awesome shut up id do that

    • @lexiflowers4291
      @lexiflowers4291 6 лет назад +8

      why_am_i_ alive if you like selling ice cream then that’s cool😂

    • @channicka
      @channicka 6 лет назад +3

      If you don't like selling ice cream, don't do that and find something better :)

    • @theodorkollerd2524
      @theodorkollerd2524 6 лет назад +5

      channicka it's not easy to find a job

    • @thecartoonvault5381
      @thecartoonvault5381 6 лет назад +1

      Z Clever.

  • @DebayudhDebnath
    @DebayudhDebnath 7 месяцев назад +3

    She 6yrs ago: "You're so smart!"
    Me, watching it in 2024: *blushes* "Thanks" ☺️

  • @nickels5602
    @nickels5602 7 лет назад +648

    Me: it's a bit quiet. *plugs into speaker*
    Ad: DO YOU SUFFER FROM SEVERE EAR TRAUMA??
    Me: I DO NOW.

  • @imogenparkes1794
    @imogenparkes1794 7 лет назад +659

    Can anyone else hear the slight beeping noise in the background?

    • @egytrollface8772
      @egytrollface8772 7 лет назад +1

      Imogen Parkes i do

    • @kylestratman1456
      @kylestratman1456 7 лет назад +15

      Imogen Parkes its probably an ASMR alarm clock

    • @commanderpickelz
      @commanderpickelz 7 лет назад +45

      ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

    • @Lola-hd2em
      @Lola-hd2em 7 лет назад +17

      I didn't hear this before I read your comment.

    • @YEETlCUS
      @YEETlCUS 7 лет назад +6

      It's her computer. Mine makes that noise

  • @Al-dq3ec
    @Al-dq3ec 7 лет назад +651

    6:50
    Asmr Darling: "so what do you do for a living"
    Me: oh I work at McDonald's
    Asmr Darling: that's so cool
    Me: umm not really, I get paid 4 bucks an hour and can't afford toilet paper
    Asmr Darling: you have to be really smart for that
    Me: I dropped out of high school 😑
    Asmr Darling: you have to be really dedicated for that to
    Me: well I eat 50 chicken nuggets a day if that's dedication for ya
    Asmr Darling: I wish I had that job
    Me: well if you're not vegetarian and don't mind begging as a part time job I think you would do great

    • @unleashthecarnage5813
      @unleashthecarnage5813 7 лет назад +2

      Hey man know the feeling 😑

    • @choco1over
      @choco1over 7 лет назад +50

      RainbowPanda X22 thanks for working at diabetes central of America! We are lucky to have you, your not getting paid more though fam.

    • @bdogg1010
      @bdogg1010 7 лет назад +19

      RainbowPanda X22 i knew someone was going to say McDonalds

    • @PorkChopSmall
      @PorkChopSmall 7 лет назад +1

      RainbowPanda X22 d

    • @tiaw8026
      @tiaw8026 7 лет назад +2

      RainbowPanda X22 actually i work at maccies too and im vegetarian, we got those veggie burgers yooo

  • @lisa-sw4ls
    @lisa-sw4ls 4 года назад +121

    „what do you do for a living?“
    Well I don’t really have a job.. I still live at my parents house and drink alcohol every night. So basically I‘m a 20 year old homeless alcoholic“
    „Oh really? That is so cool! I always wanted to be that, just never had the dedication. I guess you do! You are so smart! You have to be smart for that“
    SEE MOM AND DAD
    FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME

  • @Savaaj
    @Savaaj 7 лет назад +880

    One time I fell asleep to one of Taylor's videos, I had a dream that night that she was strangling me with headphones...
    I ended up waking up with my earbuds wrapped around my neck...

    • @assiaisindegyara4905
      @assiaisindegyara4905 7 лет назад +24

      Savaaj yeh im pretty sure earphones are sentient and evil. if you look away from them they tangle. and i swear to god every time i fell asleep with them in they wrapped around my neck as well.

    • @its_quraisyah795
      @its_quraisyah795 7 лет назад +1

      assiaisin degyara omggg soo relatable

    • @ginyamaguchi1421
      @ginyamaguchi1421 7 лет назад +6

      Those ppl at Apple got you sorted out bruh

    • @danjay0682
      @danjay0682 7 лет назад

      Savaaj 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @maddiewalters4330
      @maddiewalters4330 7 лет назад

      Savaaj 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @cameron1063
    @cameron1063 7 лет назад +1212

    5:38
    Her: Now, I'm going to make my way down
    Me: Oh my god...
    Her: To your neck
    Me: Oh...

    • @antonb6196
      @antonb6196 7 лет назад +27

      Cameron Nice wishing

    • @roshmendia4238
      @roshmendia4238 7 лет назад +8

      Cameron I thought the same

    • @Fallout3131
      @Fallout3131 7 лет назад +1

      Kmao

    • @MathiasDK05
      @MathiasDK05 7 лет назад +41

      Just saw this comment as she said it. Feeling blueballed

    • @sssophie9292
      @sssophie9292 7 лет назад +17

      😂😂 it sounded like it was going to go more intimate, I agree

  • @juliandelucia8779
    @juliandelucia8779 7 лет назад +854

    Taylor: “What do you do for a living?”
    Me: I go to school
    Taylor: that’s so cool! I always wanted to do that.
    Me: Thanks?

    • @eeros1485
      @eeros1485 6 лет назад

      yes.

    • @jajeem3189
      @jajeem3189 6 лет назад +14

      Fatt what if u said serial killer

    • @chelseatrejo28
      @chelseatrejo28 6 лет назад

      🤣

    • @florbenavides9471
      @florbenavides9471 6 лет назад

      Fatt lol

    • @damnilson1707
      @damnilson1707 6 лет назад +13

      Fatt I was like, I work at McDonalds and clean toilets.
      Taylor: That’s so cool! I always wanted to do that.
      Me: ok, maybe she just wants to see life from another perspective or something
      Taylor: I never had the dedication, I guess you did. You’re so smart
      Me: wait, what?
      PS: I don’t actually work at McDonalds, still in school

  • @feliscatusgaming3158
    @feliscatusgaming3158 4 года назад +29

    *smells a candle that I can't smell through my phone* "fucken lovely"

  • @jeffjaff1529
    @jeffjaff1529 7 лет назад +844

    Me and my brother: watching asmr on
    bed
    Taylor: im here to focus on you only you
    Me: pushes brother off bed

  • @najagonzalez
    @najagonzalez 7 лет назад +697

    Does anyone else just randomly tap things thinking your an ASMRist and whisper like "hey it's me " or am I alone ?

    • @sophie267
      @sophie267 7 лет назад +3

      Priceless Gem nope , your not alone

    • @makaylacampbell6577
      @makaylacampbell6577 7 лет назад

      Priceless Gem I do this too 😅😂

    • @mokono5331
      @mokono5331 7 лет назад +1

      Priceless Gem I did that in school and at home.😂

    • @jman1239
      @jman1239 7 лет назад +7

      Priceless Gem I did it to my dog

    • @survivableisland4744
      @survivableisland4744 7 лет назад +2

      Priceless Gem definitely not alone just like Bob Ross you end up picking up their mannerisms.

  • @marijaunnaz
    @marijaunnaz 7 лет назад +269

    "Hey, its FREE REAL ESTATE"

    • @enn0vyk
      @enn0vyk 7 лет назад +1

      DOnt dO THIS TO MEEE

    • @chistosquisto9079
      @chistosquisto9079 7 лет назад +2

      F r e e R e a l E s t a t e

    • @enderest
      @enderest 7 лет назад +2

      It might be because I'm Dutch but what is it with the free real estate? See it everywhere now. Tell me about it.

    • @Hyperactivi
      @Hyperactivi 7 лет назад +1

      enderest it's a meme. Try googling free real estate meme.

    • @Sophie-kc6yz
      @Sophie-kc6yz 7 лет назад +1

      lol just looked at the meme when I first saw the comment I thought your where talking about the cheat off sims 4 xD

  • @becky2243
    @becky2243 4 года назад +40

    Her: just close your eyes
    Me: * hears cat scratching in litter box in the bsckground * 😐

  • @victorianino3189
    @victorianino3189 7 лет назад +185

    It's weird that she's talking and doing this to a camera, but when your watching this on your screen its really soothing and relaxing!

  • @antonzandt159
    @antonzandt159 7 лет назад +345

    How about an evil twin roleplay with ASMR Darkling? That would be cool. :P

    • @haleriam
      @haleriam 7 лет назад +1

      Anton Zandt YES!

    • @d4w7d
      @d4w7d 7 лет назад +9

      Anton Zandt it wouldn't be very relaxing if 'darkling' is evil. arguing and crap lel

    • @ann_uh
      @ann_uh 7 лет назад +16

      Anton Zandt I liked this only for the reason it said "darkling" I'm dying rn

    • @megamovieman101
      @megamovieman101 7 лет назад +7

      Well, I mean, there's Britney!

    • @lamishabila8819
      @lamishabila8819 7 лет назад +28

      I'm weak😂😂 "Darkling"

  • @Andruccio
    @Andruccio 7 лет назад +124

    her: "so what do you do for a living?"
    me: "i am homeless!"
    her: "oh that's cool! i always wanted to be that!" lmao

    • @owen_som
      @owen_som 7 лет назад +3

      Andruccio if you homeless how you watching this video

    • @jccrafter101
      @jccrafter101 7 лет назад

      Andruccio omg lol!!!

    • @darthvayden3188
      @darthvayden3188 7 лет назад

      +Owen Som ur really dumn

  • @Ryan-by8ui
    @Ryan-by8ui 2 года назад +52

    This is probably still my favorite ASMR Video and I still come back to it regularly all three years later. Very soothing and even better on .75 speed

    • @nikipzs
      @nikipzs 2 года назад +2

      same, I keep coming back to this every now and then

    • @summercotton8190
      @summercotton8190 Год назад +2

      Yeah, me too. This is the only asmr vid that can make me sleep instantly.

    • @thomasvandenberg4123
      @thomasvandenberg4123 Год назад

      Me to!

  • @Fluffinho20
    @Fluffinho20 7 лет назад +451

    I think the case makes good sounds.

  • @maxmezo
    @maxmezo 7 лет назад +153

    Has anyone ever thought of doing this in VR?!?!?

    • @blahblah6234
      @blahblah6234 7 лет назад +8

      Max Mezo you can there is a setting that says cardboard

    • @arthurpandragor4681
      @arthurpandragor4681 7 лет назад +1

      Max Mezo #SamsungGearVR beautiful as well...

    • @honesty229
      @honesty229 7 лет назад

      Arthur Pandragor Samsung 😂😂😂 I'm done

    • @joshuaaynsley6475
      @joshuaaynsley6475 7 лет назад

      Max Mezo I did it

    • @hellothere743
      @hellothere743 7 лет назад

      Lit like Honesty wait, what's so funny about Samsung?

  • @Tru1981
    @Tru1981 7 лет назад +685

    She is my favorite ASMR person. She's so calming and she takes her time. I love that she doesn't rush the sounds and she is thorough. She also doesn't break her "whisper" which I find distracting when people do that.

    • @Tru1981
      @Tru1981 7 лет назад +11

      7 7 Jeffy No I wanted to give credit where it's due. She is wonderful and my fav ASMR person. 😀

    • @carlyangel8332
      @carlyangel8332 7 лет назад +1

      Same!!

    • @spencerbrown6915
      @spencerbrown6915 7 лет назад +7

      Yeah shes good at the whispering!

    • @moremoooeee
      @moremoooeee 7 лет назад

      ILUVHORSES1981 koooknkkookkoomkokkkok okookkopokkkk(kookkokkkkkkķkp k lopokkkkooko(kmnokkk0kpkk mkokkkkkkkkkkn koopkkkokkkkokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk(k(k(kk(kk(kkm(k((k((mhmmnkk((onm(kkn kkn hij jj9jij>jk iii ju

    • @jeffreybrondum8089
      @jeffreybrondum8089 7 лет назад +1

      ILUVHORSES1981 i agree👑

  • @weebeephoebe9046
    @weebeephoebe9046 5 лет назад +258

    She doesn't have one single flaw. So perfect.

  • @wiggitywipression406
    @wiggitywipression406 7 лет назад +230

    Her: Tell me about yourself
    Me: I want death
    Her: ....
    Me: ....
    Her: What do you do for a living
    Me: Cry
    Her: ....................
    *nods head*
    Oh really? That is so cool
    Me: Wow I feel loved
    Edit: Why do I have 80 likes this is the dumbest comment I've ever made😂

    • @vvhopelssu9888
      @vvhopelssu9888 7 лет назад

      *insert witty name here* hi

    • @manhamomin9359
      @manhamomin9359 7 лет назад +1

      *insert witty name here* you have 160 likes now

    • @typicalemily7763
      @typicalemily7763 7 лет назад

      You almost have triple that.

    • @eleanor156
      @eleanor156 7 лет назад

      AH IM SCROLLING THRU THE COMMENTS WHILE WATCHING THIS VID AND I READ THIS RIGHT AS IT HAPPENED IN THE VIDEO

    • @sanaachea1356
      @sanaachea1356 7 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jaydaguap0
    @Jaydaguap0 7 лет назад +256

    I LOVE the fact that she smiles directly at the camera as if you were there in front of her.

  • @madi.miro4
    @madi.miro4 7 лет назад +561

    Me:Falls asleep to asmr darling on full volume
    Ad:THE NEW FOAM SHAMPOO BY L'Oréal!!!!!!
    Me:*wakes up*AHHHHHHH >:/ wait I want that shampoo :O!

    • @honeybee1259
      @honeybee1259 7 лет назад +3

      MyLifeAsMaddieMichelle sameee 😂

    • @gabriellehulse8659
      @gabriellehulse8659 7 лет назад +20

      MyLifeAsMaddieMichelle her videos don't even have ads...

    • @salina5715
      @salina5715 7 лет назад +13

      +Gabs • she probably has the things turned on to going automatically to next video which may have an ad in between. That's the only way you'd ever get an ad watching ASMR videos.

    • @gabriellehulse8659
      @gabriellehulse8659 7 лет назад +3

      Salina Ballerina yeah true.

    • @imroyalll
      @imroyalll 7 лет назад +4

      Salina Ballerina some people actually put ads in them

  • @jeffkatt1
    @jeffkatt1 5 лет назад +35

    You never had the dedication to be unemployed? I'm smart? You're right actually.

  • @Dan-mq8ld
    @Dan-mq8ld 7 лет назад +527

    Focus on ONLY me. huh?
    You said the same to 1.4 million other people

    • @billcarter2135
      @billcarter2135 7 лет назад +58

      Exposed

    • @abbylol5878
      @abbylol5878 7 лет назад +7

      Now 2.1

    • @calivibes2890
      @calivibes2890 7 лет назад +2

      SkaterDan04 - norsk underholdning now 2.6 milli

    • @briannie123aj3
      @briannie123aj3 7 лет назад

      SkaterDan04 - norsk underholdning u mean 2.7 million others 😂

    • @veraps.5176
      @veraps.5176 7 лет назад

      Don't be jelly ,we can share...? xD

  • @yssab3lla803
    @yssab3lla803 7 лет назад +443

    who here watches asmr vids before going to bed?🙋

  • @angelinasosa3564
    @angelinasosa3564 7 лет назад +596

    Oh my gosh she's so pretty
    Like if you agree

    • @savi6545
      @savi6545 6 лет назад +1

      She's not that pretty without makeup. She did makeup vid. Check it out.

    • @BrennenBCPGlitches
      @BrennenBCPGlitches 6 лет назад

      Touka Chan I would say something by nah....

    • @allisona4500
      @allisona4500 6 лет назад +11

      Touka Chan eh wrong still supa cute without makeup 💞🌈

    • @anthonyjomar13
      @anthonyjomar13 6 лет назад +10

      I wish I had a girlfriend like her. I would be a really happy man.

    • @talklesssmilemore990
      @talklesssmilemore990 6 лет назад

      Touka Chan kinda rude.....don’t say that

  • @Lesfleursmalefiques
    @Lesfleursmalefiques 4 года назад +39

    You should have a darker background. Afterall its for sleeping! Otherwise great video :)

  • @coffe4meplz
    @coffe4meplz 7 лет назад +541

    I love her videos. She is so pretty and looks like a real life Disney character, her voice is so kind and sweet and she never breaks her whisper. And she really knows how to use her tools and props to relax the viewer. I fall asleep listening to her videos because I get so relaxed.

    • @samkingofthedank
      @samkingofthedank 6 лет назад +18

      3dg3lord I suppose every edge lord must sheath his blade and have a moment of respite once in a while.

    • @radicallybean
      @radicallybean 6 лет назад +4

      3dg3lord omg, that's what it is! She's a real life Disney character hahaha

    • @bojanaleksovski1666
      @bojanaleksovski1666 6 лет назад +1

      3dg3lord ur not wrong dude she is really pretty

    • @ilselangnar507
      @ilselangnar507 6 лет назад +1

      I do too, she’s the best

    • @girrecveronilla1978
      @girrecveronilla1978 6 лет назад +3

      I fall a sleep because i masturbated hahaha

  • @MyNamesNooob
    @MyNamesNooob 7 лет назад +745

    Taylor:why don't you take in some of the smell
    Me:*Smells it*
    Me:I don't smell it
    Taylor:it smells really good
    Me:I CAN'T SMELL IT

    • @cutthemustard2592
      @cutthemustard2592 7 лет назад +3

      THATONE BOI This made me laugh so hard lmao

    • @brokenlavalamp2555
      @brokenlavalamp2555 7 лет назад +1

      THATONE BOI Right as I read this comment it happened like tf

    • @makaylacampbell6577
      @makaylacampbell6577 7 лет назад +1

      THATONE BOI I started laughing out loud at 1 in the morning!! 🙊

    • @Joel-ot6eu
      @Joel-ot6eu 7 лет назад

      THATONE BOI same

    • @MyNamesNooob
      @MyNamesNooob 7 лет назад

      Y'all happy that I'm back?.
      I NEVER HEAR. WHAT YOU ARE SAYING TO ME!!!

  • @neeltjeschmidt
    @neeltjeschmidt 7 лет назад +77

    Her: So what do you do for a living?
    Me: I sell drugs to kids under ages 17
    Her: Oh really? That is so cool!

  • @shindoko
    @shindoko 6 месяцев назад +3

    This is my oldest saved ASMR video not by publish date but by when it was saved to my Playlist it now has well over 100 video saved but this is still one of the ones I use most when insomnia is really bad

  • @joakimedlund7712
    @joakimedlund7712 7 лет назад +69

    What do you do for a living
    Me: I'm a toilet
    Taylor: i always wanted to be that

  • @jschmard20
    @jschmard20 7 лет назад +773

    Accordion to scientific research, 75% of
    people who read this comment won't realize
    I started it with an instrument

  • @johnroigonzales5022
    @johnroigonzales5022 7 лет назад +573

    Taylor: What do you do for a living?
    Me: Cleaning toilets
    Taylor: I always want to do that
    Me: WTF???

  • @NightShineASMR
    @NightShineASMR 5 лет назад +22

    you should be a disney princess.

  • @TT-it3jb
    @TT-it3jb 7 лет назад +121

    Love the vid, great sounds! But I was wondering if maybe you could record some of ur videos with darker backgrounds, sometimes it's hard to fall asleep when the video is so bright!

    • @clee3270
      @clee3270 7 лет назад +28

      Talipops 03 turn down the brightness on your phone. it helps :)

    • @TT-it3jb
      @TT-it3jb 7 лет назад

      C Lee I agree, it does help but sometimes it's just so dark in my room that it seems super bright:p

  • @canttrustasoul.
    @canttrustasoul. 7 лет назад +1273

    *damn is she getting hotter...wtf*

  • @thedamianshow6343
    @thedamianshow6343 7 лет назад +368

    Jeez I came here to fall asleep not fall in love

  • @faroukdre7639
    @faroukdre7639 5 лет назад +107

    the intro of ASMR Darling
    Hey
    its me
    ASMR
    Darling!
    *laugh*
    thank you so much for joing me today

  • @johnrigas3797
    @johnrigas3797 7 лет назад +25

    You said to us close your eyes but I think nobody did just to see what you gonna do

  • @formulize3051
    @formulize3051 7 лет назад +501

    Her: What do you do for a living
    Me: I’m a stripper
    Her: I always wanted to be that
    Me: DONT GIVE UP
    Her: You have to be smart for that
    Me: Okay.

  • @naomialdan8296
    @naomialdan8296 7 лет назад +265

    Roses are red violets are blue my name is Naomi this poem makes no sense fried chicken

    • @JasonBarkerTheIWCTribalChief
      @JasonBarkerTheIWCTribalChief 7 лет назад

      Naomi Aldan hey, whatever works best for you.

    • @bekapek
      @bekapek 7 лет назад +5

      Twinkle twinkle patrick star, i made myself a sandwhich

    • @alvahallberg7793
      @alvahallberg7793 7 лет назад +6

      Naomi Aldan This is the best thing I've ever seen

    • @arbanahferdous946
      @arbanahferdous946 7 лет назад +3

      Naomi Aldan omg this made my night! I can't stop laughing. I am laughing so hard😂

    • @MsRen-gk1yn
      @MsRen-gk1yn 7 лет назад +4

      Naomi Aldan And now I want some fried chicken and a cupcake 😁

  • @Theofficialxkearra
    @Theofficialxkearra 3 года назад +4

    Who watching in 2020👀

  • @joshuaramos7440
    @joshuaramos7440 7 лет назад +135

    Asmr Darling: "hey, it's me"
    Me: I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOUD LIKE TO MEET
    Edit: this is literally the dumbest comment I've ever made.........humanities fucked

    • @KevyD77
      @KevyD77 7 лет назад +5

      To go over......everything? :oP

    • @chantal-livinginbalance
      @chantal-livinginbalance 7 лет назад +4

      They say that times supposed to heal ya...

    • @wisesteyes193
      @wisesteyes193 7 лет назад +4

      But I ain't done much healing

    • @hilmabostrom4940
      @hilmabostrom4940 7 лет назад +3

      Im in California dreaming bout who We used too be

    • @Sudeciimm
      @Sudeciimm 7 лет назад

      ı must've called a thousand timed

  • @summergrindlexx5889
    @summergrindlexx5889 6 лет назад +498

    When she says “ close your eyes “ everybody probably closes their eyes and I’m here rushing around trying to find my charger 😂😂

  • @Desiii..
    @Desiii.. 7 лет назад +216

    taylor: so what do you do for a living
    me: I sleep till 2pm And then my friends knock on my door asking if I'm ok
    Taylor: really that's so cool
    me: I eat goldfish for dinner
    Taylor: I all ways wanted to do that
    me: ummmmmm, ok?...

    • @hubertburger4178
      @hubertburger4178 7 лет назад

      Desmo TV741 hahaha lol

    • @MrFredstt
      @MrFredstt 7 лет назад +5

      Do you salt the goldfish before eating? I've been wanting to try goldfish but I'm not sure how to season them properly

    • @ocinidolegna
      @ocinidolegna 7 лет назад

      Lmao im dead at their question

    • @MrFredstt
      @MrFredstt 7 лет назад

      Nature Panda Oh, umm

    • @iampotato6604
      @iampotato6604 7 лет назад

      IM DYING HHAHAHAHAH 😂

  • @deletedvideos.
    @deletedvideos. 3 года назад +4

    Just wanna see her on the hub😓

  • @matthewcooper3150
    @matthewcooper3150 7 лет назад +64

    Is it just me or does she look a bit like a younger Dr Tancredi from prison break?

    • @Miljepilje
      @Miljepilje 7 лет назад +1

      TRUE

    • @detectiveben1096
      @detectiveben1096 7 лет назад +8

      Matthew Cooper or natalir portman

    • @lydieluck7753
      @lydieluck7753 7 лет назад

      Ninay Villareal yeah I'm seeing like Natalie Portman's cousin haha

    • @manahyl256
      @manahyl256 7 лет назад +1

      Yea. Can't you just say Sara? Lol

    • @jessicatoyer9163
      @jessicatoyer9163 7 лет назад +1

      You're absolutely right wtf

  • @lydialuvs
    @lydialuvs 7 лет назад +887

    Theres a youtuber named dhara thats reuploading a mass amount of your videos please put a stop to them

    • @onthejuice11
      @onthejuice11 7 лет назад +10

      NightShade 456 is that Cheeze from Taylor Nicole dean

    • @DDS029
      @DDS029 7 лет назад +27

      There is another one called The Fappening Man using the video, and putting a different soundtrack on it to be more like his name.

    • @maddymcfadden
      @maddymcfadden 7 лет назад +43

      DDS029 fappening. 🤣

    • @JStarke2490
      @JStarke2490 7 лет назад +32

      not just Taylor's, but a couple of peoples vids

    • @lydialuvs
      @lydialuvs 7 лет назад +2

      Lori Griffith​ Heck yeah it is ;>

  • @Slaqe
    @Slaqe 7 лет назад +508

    Her: What do you do for a living
    Me: chronic masturbater
    Her: Oh wow thats so cool, I've always wanted to be that, I've just never had the dedication
    Me: It does take a lot out of you

  • @Habib9312
    @Habib9312 5 лет назад +52

    Jesus Christ and Queen Elizabeth 😱 your dimples OMG

  • @majinrebornx2220
    @majinrebornx2220 7 лет назад +322

    I wish candles tasted as nice as they smelt :(

  • @Savaaj
    @Savaaj 7 лет назад +671

    It's all sh*ts & giggles until someone giggles & sh*ts.

    • @Leo-kf2wd
      @Leo-kf2wd 7 лет назад +8

      OML
      wow
      I just realized how weird that saying is

    • @dylanthevillian_5925
      @dylanthevillian_5925 7 лет назад +5

      Savaaj this has happened to me before

    • @jman1239
      @jman1239 7 лет назад +5

      Savaaj it's 2 am and I laughed so hard at that

    • @exh-hm2sm
      @exh-hm2sm 7 лет назад

      wait what

    • @tuxidomoose
      @tuxidomoose 7 лет назад +9

      you made my day

  • @Max-pz3wl
    @Max-pz3wl 7 лет назад +295

    I swear u can pause this video anytime and she still looks beautiful

  • @cherrytoli
    @cherrytoli 5 лет назад +62

    “What do you do for a living?”
    Me: Uhhhhhhhhh
    “I always wanted to be that, just never had the dedication”
    I am a professional Uhhh-est

  • @brendanboisvert8517
    @brendanboisvert8517 7 лет назад +720

    Who's watching without any socks..?

  • @YourGamingPill
    @YourGamingPill 7 лет назад +754

    man she is so beautiful, not a single imperfection on her... seems like a nice person too.

    • @libbytunstead4994
      @libbytunstead4994 7 лет назад +51

      10/10 would wife again

    • @kairb741
      @kairb741 7 лет назад +42

      9/11 would wife again

    • @DATSAGURU
      @DATSAGURU 7 лет назад +23

      D3inSnip3r 9/11 would harem again

    • @AdolfStalin
      @AdolfStalin 6 лет назад +24

      7/11 SHO BOB AND VEGANA PLZ

    • @Synisterz123
      @Synisterz123 6 лет назад +11

      YourGamingPill I can count many imperfections, but that makes her more beautiful

  • @qitarei2315
    @qitarei2315 7 лет назад +211

    Ummm... my face sounds very dry and rubbery

  • @kitty8962
    @kitty8962 4 года назад +71

    This made me feel like I was getting a real massage 💆‍♀️

  • @lucysvlogs6550
    @lucysvlogs6550 6 лет назад +84

    18:14 when she’s massaging ur scalp & she realizes you have lice 😂😂💀💀

  • @sineadlb1259
    @sineadlb1259 7 лет назад +149

    Why are you scrolling? SCROLL BACK AND RELAX!!!

  • @Jermabejerming
    @Jermabejerming 7 лет назад +76

    I felt tingles before I even clicked on the video, *WHAT KIND OF WIZARD MAGIC IS THIS*

    • @honeythief2328
      @honeythief2328 7 лет назад

      yeah mee to, I love the feeling

    • @allmxn
      @allmxn 7 лет назад +1

      Heardyasay
      you may of been having a stroke 😂

    • @honeythief2328
      @honeythief2328 7 лет назад

      Jacket sick as hell XD,

    • @jacket5674
      @jacket5674 7 лет назад

      Sidney Nami He got rid of my comment lmao. Guess I was right.

    • @coolkid584
      @coolkid584 6 лет назад +2

      It’s actually called preparation anxiety, it’s where you feel a sensation before the trigger of the sensation. Like how you feel your stomach drop before you ride a roller coaster and you feel the same on the ride. It’s pretty cool.

  • @AndreaGiuliana
    @AndreaGiuliana 4 года назад +13

    Is it just me or does she have perfect cheekbones!! Also, her dimples 😍