There's an exploitable loophole in this question. Take the Christian metal music card. It does not specify whether it means Christian music in the metal genre or Christians who produce metal music. If you take the latter interpretation then Cannibal Corpse falls under this category, as well as many others
august burns red, Memphis may fire, underoath, etc. many bands that have x-ian lyrics and they themselves are x-ian but the music is incredible and you don't have to worry about it being preachy or in your face (this coming from a happy atheist :))
Funnily enough, it DOES NOT include Switchfoot though. They're not metal. It DOES include Skillet, Flyleaf, Thrice, August Burns Red, and Demon Hunter.
@@tiffanym1108 damn… I didn’t even know about that. To be honest, I prefer to separate the art from the artist. Yes, they deserve the credit for their work, but when their a piece of crap, I’m gonna just enjoy the art instead ;w;
Great band, honestly still take the bleach. Just cause I can't stand the thought of always playing music and being a POS everywhere I go. Regardless of what's being played walking around a grocery store with a boom box would be awful
@@ellisgill1940 I wish I were as naive as you, but no. Skillet is a rock band, they’re nowhere near metal, they have literally NOTHING in common with metal. They don’t even have any ties to classical, which they would if they were a metal band.
I agree with the cat, you could never go to funerals or anything like that for the other option. Your life will always be limited. Although your life-span may be limited from the other option and you will be seriously hurt if you survive, atleast you will be able to live a mostly normal life after that.
@@jean-claude1350 think how epic it will be when you enter a wallmart and "Rip & Tear" starts playing from your boombox :D (also there are very light boomboxes nowadays^^)
@@Czestoamas waaah! Wasah! I'm a little baby that can't take criticism about my music ! Dude! What are you? Six years old? Be a little bitch if you want! If that gets you excited go for it! Waaah! 😂
Their first record label, in which they released the albumn "Point #1" was a christian record label, but the band said that the record label being christian had nothing to do with it, it just so happened that they were first given a good offer by the label. They are no longer with that record label. 😂
@@midnight3630 oh 100%. Christian music radios wouldn't care less. If the band has any members who are, they count it. lol. That's how I initially heard of them.
Can I call poison control first to see the survival odds/damage of the bleach? I wouldn't want people to think I endorse religion. But Switchfoot (while not metal) is pretty cool, I do like them, nice people and music is good.
She heard “ take 2 shots” and that’s it
Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey, oh my- good lord 🎶
You’re probably right
carrying a boom box everywhere is so unconvenient, doesn't matter what music is playing, so totally on Noelles side XD
FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD
FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY
Does Christian metal music exist?!
@@user-us9wu1xk1zjust look up Sabaton Last Stand.
@@user-us9wu1xk1zyes, and it's terrible
@@user-us9wu1xk1zChristian everything exists and it is a weird world
I’m not surprised Noelle picked the bleach lol 😂
she wants to cure covid
I would have chosen the bleach too.
As a Christian, I choose Bleach
I totally forgot about them! Thank you for the throwback 😁
Nah, everywhere you going having Primo Victoria and The Last Stand playing is wild.
I choose 2nd
@@Bife_11Neither is christian Metal music man. Last stand is somewhat i guess but i wouldnt call Sabaton a christian band
Yeah, Nirvana's Bleach 🤘
As another Christian, I also choose bleach
"Carry a boom box playing Christian Metal Music on your shoulder everywhere you go" *So... simply become the Doom Slayer?*
Plays “I Feel Like A Monster”.
I'd just play "the last stand" by Sabaton
Literally every single Powerwolf song
@@bushwacker08my first thought
@@bushwacker08 FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!
2 shots is half a lethal dose, so I'm taking it
It didn't say we had to drink it, just put that sh*t in your pocket and leave it in a drawer at home.
Genius, we can “take the shots” to another location
It can be vomited up.
how. how do you just know that.
so you dont like the doom soundtrack?! :P
How do none of these ever surprise anyone 🤣
Because it's Noelle. She'd commit war crimes for a single cat treat.
There's an exploitable loophole in this question. Take the Christian metal music card. It does not specify whether it means Christian music in the metal genre or Christians who produce metal music. If you take the latter interpretation then Cannibal Corpse falls under this category, as well as many others
Either way it’s Christian affiliated.. 🤷🏻♂️
august burns red, Memphis may fire, underoath, etc. many bands that have x-ian lyrics and they themselves are x-ian but the music is incredible and you don't have to worry about it being preachy or in your face (this coming from a happy atheist :))
I like some songs by Demon Hunter, but I'm certainly not a xian lol
You could also just play the music super quietly
@@peterwest319 I was going to say this. Nowhere on that card did it say the music had to be on :P
Fair choice, Noelle.
Meanwhile, me casually walking around with a boombox playing The Last Stand
Yessssss this is exactly what I thought!!!
Hell yeah
Y E S
EXACTLY
In the heart of the holy see, in the home of christianity, the seat of power is in danger
Drinking 2 shots of bleach us just a one time thing
Asked my fiancé-he picked the bleach😂😂😂
Switchfoot😂
Man gotta try Lecrae and Andy Mineo
Christian metal music does include As I Lay Dying lol
It includes a lot of metalcore bands
And the entirety of Powerwolf
Funnily enough, it DOES NOT include Switchfoot though. They're not metal. It DOES include Skillet, Flyleaf, Thrice, August Burns Red, and Demon Hunter.
And sabaton
@@copocopocopocopo A fellow Demon Hunter fan!
I would do the same as Noelle tbh
I already do the boombox thing around the house so… sure I would do that. I’ve been listening to Skillet since I was 6 and still do 12 years later
Of course Noelle picks the bleach 😂(I was also first ☺️)
Cat is a psycho! 😂😊
I’m not even Christian but Skillet is still pretty good. Accidentally got my photography teacher hooked on them once too lol 😂
I like skillet. But his views on women are less than desirable.
@@tiffanym1108 damn… I didn’t even know about that. To be honest, I prefer to separate the art from the artist. Yes, they deserve the credit for their work, but when their a piece of crap, I’m gonna just enjoy the art instead ;w;
@@SnowLily123 don't get me wrong I have been a fan for years. Back from the Dead is my all time fav
Skillet is insanely good ngl
Same lmfao I love Skillet
Norma Jean!!!
haven't thought about them in a Decade lol
Wait till Noelle realizes the one and only Skillet is a Christian band❤
Great band, honestly still take the bleach. Just cause I can't stand the thought of always playing music and being a POS everywhere I go. Regardless of what's being played walking around a grocery store with a boom box would be awful
@@alexscott8799 Trueeeeee
Skillet isn’t metal
@@michaeljcaboose1152 yeah they are 😂😂😂
@@ellisgill1940 I wish I were as naive as you, but no. Skillet is a rock band, they’re nowhere near metal, they have literally NOTHING in common with metal. They don’t even have any ties to classical, which they would if they were a metal band.
She heard the word “shots” and was immediately sold
I might survive the bleach, espessially with medical attention. I wouldnt the boom box.
I agree with the cat, you could never go to funerals or anything like that for the other option.
Your life will always be limited. Although your life-span may be limited from the other option and you will be seriously hurt if you survive, atleast you will be able to live a mostly normal life after that.
technically, the card didn't say it had to be playing loud... maybe you could turn it down really quiet?
Ok but how long would I be carrying that boombox around? That would decide the deciding factor for me.
I think forever it's the bad short term versus the non toxic long term
@@nilsvanhuffel7090 Hmmm. In which case I'm going to side with Noelle here. Can always rock up to the emergency room before taking those shots
@@jean-claude1350 think how epic it will be when you enter a wallmart and "Rip & Tear" starts playing from your boombox :D (also there are very light boomboxes nowadays^^)
The more I watch these, the more I realize I'm just as chaotic as Noelle. 😅
I don’t know if I’ve ever heard Switchfoot labeled as ‘metal’ but it cracks me up so, I’ll take it 😂
I love her she’s so 🥰
Noelle is like I might be evil, but I'm not a monster...
As a catholic I chose beat in a heart beat.... call me a martyr then.
Not gonna lay, the only diffrence would be switching from Headset to Boom Box. Skillet is pretty dope.
I think I agree with Noelle, the boom box is too much attention
“Switchfoot is not that terrible” HAHAHAHA i laughed so hard
I love the way he talks. And that Noelle with the sunglasses .. 😂
Christian metal includes Skillet so I know what I'm picking
Does RED count?
As a Christian who loves metal music so I also enjoy Christian metal... IK EXACTLY WHAT IM PICKING.
I ❤ Noelle! Taking the caustic route! 😮
The casual "alright, heard" 🤣
Not me casually walking around with a boombox on my shoulder blasting Apocalypsis by War of Ages. XD
I agree with Noelle's pick.
You know I can walk around playing The Killers everywhere
Noelle is like Niffty from Hazbin. “Chlorine… bleach.”
she picked literal poison
There is only so much Stryper someone can handle
Saw them in concert... millions of years ago when I was a teenager
😂😂 I feel like I know what she chooses everytime now
Pfft- I’ve already taken 1 shot of cleaning products, what can 2 more be?
She's so real for that
Half the lethal dose... we're gaming.
She knows anything Christian will make her burst into flames
I forgot about switchfoots existence till I saw this video
I don't know much about christian metal, but what I do know is hella badass
As a heavy metal fan, I'd still go for the bleach 😂😂
Half the lethal dose they said. All fun and games till they pull out a syringe holding a gallon of bleach
The shots. Easiest decision ever.
Literally me, not only am I atheist, but I’m also too weak for that shit💀
Cat got it right again, lol.
Where would I even find a boombox 😂
Boombox with South Park Merry Christmas song for me.
I’m definitely going to blast Skillet, Red and FK songs everywhere I go 😂
I'd pick the bleach too Noelle
Noelle already got immunity !
I'm with Noelle on this one, lol
I love switchfoot but this is too funny ❤
Loophole for the music one: it never said how loud. Even that can be pretty quiet, so the only issue becomes how to carry it
Okay hear me out, ultraviolet laserpointer we can't see and glasses to only see that light, thars how he does it😂😂
(I don't think there's a laser just joking around)
She hates those glasses!
Remember, doom is a christian game about destroying demons from hell.
I mesn, the Bleach can always make me feel like number one!
“FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD, FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY”
I’m so glad switchfoot is not in the metal genre. I’ll happily play deliverance on a boom box for all to hear.
Noelle knows her stuff
That 2nd one wouldnt be that bad honestly.
Playing Christian Metal would annoy literally everyone except my crush 😂😂😂
Noelle chose wisely. 😂
Cristian Metal slaps!
Lol I haven't thought about Switchfoot in like... 15 years
Drive to a hospital, pour yourself the shots, ask to get your stomach pumped asap, down the shots, stomach gets pumped, success!
This person has never accidentally summoned christians. I have yet to find a way to unsummon them
Sabton on the boombox
As a Christian, I don’t know if I should feel offended or not
Same. We have great metal music
Please be offended!
Christian rip-off rock is just the worst.
Almost as bad as just believing in a magic sky fairy 😂
@@kuttr-654 you know, I can report you for harassment/cyberbulling, right?
@@Czestoamas waaah!
Wasah!
I'm a little baby that can't take criticism about my music !
Dude! What are you? Six years old?
Be a little bitch if you want!
If that gets you excited go for it!
Waaah! 😂
@@Czestoamas nothing?
Thought so
Nothing to your threat as there is nothing to your religion
Idiot.
Literally picked her poison.
Me for real be playing sabaton on repeat
I do the later except the boom box is aa headphone and the Christian metal music is Castlevania OST
Christian metal FTW (Rocking Rattlesnake in the Playground)
Chevelle freakin slaps
Their first record label, in which they released the albumn "Point #1" was a christian record label, but the band said that the record label being christian had nothing to do with it, it just so happened that they were first given a good offer by the label. They are no longer with that record label.
😂
I wonder how many bands are wrongfully labeled as “Christian”
@@midnight3630 oh 100%. Christian music radios wouldn't care less. If the band has any members who are, they count it. lol. That's how I initially heard of them.
As a Christian I can honestly say that I’d love to have a boombox
I’m an atheist but Christian metal music goes hard bro
Same, metal music is horrifying
Noelle: it’s not ur choice hooman , plus I don’t need u😈😈😈
Nick:what the f**k
The boom box but i would have to make a contraption to get the weight off and play Skillet
*insert gif of "two shots of vodka"* 💀
*_FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD! FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY! FOR THE GRACE AND THE WAY OF THE SWORD! GAVE THEIR SO BOLDLY!_*
As someone who drank bleach as a child I will take bleach any day 😅😅😅
I’m with Noelle on this one 😂
You could survive the 2 shots of bleach, you wouldn’t survive more than 5 minutes in the summer carrying that damn boombox though
I mean, there's some pretty fire Christian metal bands ngl
I have accidentally sprayed bleach into my mouth because I thought it was water
Everyone in the comments here choosing the bleach when Demon Hunter exists is wild. I'm not religious but I sure listen to that band's music like I am
I'd choose the Bleach too. At least with that you've got a fairly good chance of survival if you got Poison Control on the line.
Clearly Noelle is familiar with Switchfoot's discography 😂
Can I call poison control first to see the survival odds/damage of the bleach? I wouldn't want people to think I endorse religion. But Switchfoot (while not metal) is pretty cool, I do like them, nice people and music is good.