The chipped nail polish thing got me. My grandmother used to say that only street walkers wore blue eye shadow during the day, and red lipstick looks like a monkey's asshole. To this day I have trouble wearing blue eyeshadow!
An Xer here. She nailed it. We aren't the better person. We had to survive on our own. Millenials and Boomers seem to be at odds and most forget about us. Probably a good thing. We can do ourthing under the radar.
For about 40 more years, max. That would make me 90. If I get that far, just open the front door and don't notice I'm gone for at least two days. I'll ditch myself on my own terms.
I’m Gen X and I approve this message. I don’t have kids but my Silent Generation dad said random shit to me when I was a kid that has stayed with me to this day and both scarred me and prepared me for life at the same time😂 and yes he doesn’t remember saying any of it to me
Same boat brother! Im in my 40's, pops in his late 60's and I have become him in his 30's where he has became me when I was 12 years old.... Space time and multiple parallel universes I guess... Cheers fam!
I’m dying 😂😂😂 yea, sadly what stuck with my son is something I was being sooo sarcastic about, but he was 8, so the sarcasm went over his head and for years he thought I believed something horrid. 😂😂
The chipped nail hits me hard, lol. I'm always active with my hands from washing dishes to gardening so it chip the next day after I painted it. I'm too lazy/busy to care. 😂
This is the first thing that made me care about Gen X in 20 years. Since I was a kid and used to see those commercials of them skateboarding in tie dye with that song 🎵 Generation *X* 🎵 and... destroying kitchens talkin about "Any questions?"
she was hilarious, relatable, and chose a great dress to accentuate her eyes on stage, whether it was intentional or not. I'd go see you live, Kristen!
I'm 46 and the chipped nail polish thing is totally true as soon as mine starts to chip I get nervous and every time I see somebody with chipped nail polish I think they are a dirty whore!! What is wrong with me!?!😂
Gen X is so much more scrappy and resourceful. We came up on Red #40 in everything, drinking straight from the hose, and being totally MIA all day after school (with no cell phones- gasp!) until the street lights came on. There were no "playdates." If we got a beatdown nobody came to save us. Then we let ourselves in the house and ate Cap'n Crunch for dinner in front of MTV. The Challenger blew up in front of us on live TV when I was in 1st grade and our teachers sent us to lunch like nothing happened. We took our Halloween candy to the supermarket to have it scanned for needles and razor blades and that was NORMAL. Adults thought all of us were either becoming satanists or joining gangs depending on which Parental Advisory music we were into. People can say what they want about us, but if any generation is most likely to survive a nuclear holocaust it's definitely gonna be Gen X. Just listen to our music. We're the "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me" generation. Kids coming up now don't even know how to sign a credit card receipt and their icons are (gag) Taylor Swift and random people on Instagram that open boxes and expect you to send them money..
I'm a millennial and that was basically my childhood. We used to just be a roving gang of hoodlums terrorizing the neighborhood and doing dumb shit. We just had better video games
I haven't heard of her before, but loved her delivery. That gen z is the last one, and the wasabi.... so true. It sent me into a thought spiral about all the crazy stuff I've said to the kids
4:24 and this is a new *FAVORITE* comedian of mine - my cup of tea and I'm a hetero chick for context --but damn I love the way the perky blue of the dress is almost made dull by KT's *eyes* ! Love everything about her face and expressions and overall, everything.
Haha, reminds me of a Faith No More song where he sings... "Ah l'll just tell em what ma daddy told me, you aint never gonna amount to nothen." Pretty much what my old man told me. Makes me laugh each time l listen to that song :)
Good job, nice set i laughed all the way through it. Prob because i am gen x aswell and she is funny as hell. Can't wait till her next one should be great
What is sad is that even though she’s joking about the mental exhaustion that leads to this “I don’t care” mentality, this is exactly as planned. You’ll be too exhausted to deal with what’s coming.
What she said about the girl on the bike might be true as is very sad.its a big time epidemic and has messed up about fifty to sixty percent of the population.
I took it as meaning, we don't care because it doesn't fucking matter. I'm not too exhausted to deal with shit because I don't let stupid, insignificant "problems" I have no control over ruin my day the way a left wing Gen Z and millennial does. They see someone else get misgendered and they're ranting about it all day long and are offended for them. Gen Z is always offended over something and so are the majority of the millennials. We come from a time when we could make fun of anyone without it being inherently racist or whatever word they choose to change the definition of.
5:23 » roflmao, I've already had a conversation about that with some friends, laughing as hell and that was a consideration brought as possibility 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 triggered me madly over here and can't stop laughing 😂🤣😂🤣😂
3:05 that got a surprise belly laugh outta me - was already loving every second but that was awesome genX here too, with a Z offspring P.S. LOL so glad I didn't read the content of the gray banner earlier- might have taken the fun surprise out of the joke a bit- and yes, I seriously hadn't heard anyone joke about the last letter this way yet
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"We were born to Uber these fucks around."
Damn...I feel that.
“When something’s pricey you gotta stretch it.”
-The anthem of a generation
“My kids are Gen Z, which is the last one”🤣
True, and probably true.
For a reason.
Actually the kids born today are called Generation Alpha
Gen Alpha (Gen A) born 2010-2025.
Gen Alpha are being devoured by boomers.
She needs a live Gen X crowd, she's AMAZING!
She was to good for that sad woke crowd
Exactly. They didn’t get her.
Yeah to young a crowd for sure. She is great
A gen X croquetas would give her a standing ovation
"I decided to get smarter but it scared me, so I stopped." Hilarious.
😂
I read this right as she said it. Amazing.
She was 1000% funnier than the crowd gave her credit for. There are true comedy gems here. Great job, Kristen!
She was getting much love !!!Whatch you talken about Willis ??
Rarely do it, but I guffawed a few times
Agreed 😂
Gen-X always hurts someone’s feelings 💥🤣🤣💥🤷🏻♀️ she said there are THREE Gen-X’ers at that show!!
The rest just can’t take much heat!
I was thinking the rest of us Gen xers were probably in our pajamas if it was past ten. 😂
Never been more proud to be Gen X!
That set was great! As many have already commented, she would have absolutely slayed with a bigger Gen-X crowd.
The chipped nail polish thing got me. My grandmother used to say that only street walkers wore blue eye shadow during the day, and red lipstick looks like a monkey's asshole. To this day I have trouble wearing blue eyeshadow!
You don't have to avoid something just because your grandmother looked down on other people to make herself feel better
An Xer here. She nailed it. We aren't the better person. We had to survive on our own. Millenials and Boomers seem to be at odds and most forget about us. Probably a good thing. We can do ourthing under the radar.
Always have
As usual
For about 40 more years, max.
That would make me 90. If I get that far, just open the front door and don't notice I'm gone for at least two days. I'll ditch myself on my own terms.
Who did we forget about... ?
I’m Gen X and I approve this message. I don’t have kids but my Silent Generation dad said random shit to me when I was a kid that has stayed with me to this day and both scarred me and prepared me for life at the same time😂 and yes he doesn’t remember saying any of it to me
Same boat brother! Im in my 40's, pops in his late 60's and I have become him in his 30's where he has became me when I was 12 years old.... Space time and multiple parallel universes I guess... Cheers fam!
"Oh no. She's sad" is going to haunt ME for the rest of my life.
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I told my 14 year old son the exact same thing about porn!😅
Hahaha
It’s like we raised our kids the exact same way!
“Just get a ring light and ZOOM in”
🤣💥💥💥💥🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She speaks to my Gen X heart!
mine t0000
She's automatically in my top-tier of favorite comedians after this set! Great all around. Thank you
Lol "eaten ass like it's taco bell"
This is absolutely GenX humor. I loved it and I’m old.
Lmfao. Teletubbies made Millennials Ass-eaters. hahahaha. that's brilliant.
Probably Barney
As a former ride share driver, and Gen X mom with a Gen Z son, LOVED THIS SO MUCH! LOL! Keep on doing your comedy, you are gold!
Im friends with a lot of gen x because of their "i dont give a shit" attitudes 😂
How Nice that you think so!😂😂
👍💗
On point! Fellow Gen X here. We are the forgotten generation.
Proud Gen Xer here. 90s teens are a special breed. We ROCK
Indeedy.
You did have the best music
I’m glad comedy like this still exists in today’s world.
This is the first time I’ve seen her. I’m already looking for more!!! Love it!!!
OMG 😆 she was literally HILARIOUS from START to FINISH!
Oh, my God, this is quite possibly the funniest and most poignant comedy set that I’ve seen in the last five years! Fucking hilarious!
Loved her delivery!!! Dry and funny.
It’s like if I had a funny sister.
Kristen Toomey is one of the best comics in Chicago! Hilarious stuff every single time. Bravo!
She’s from my town? I like her even more now . She is me.
OMG - generation X here. Thank you for saying it out loud 😂
I’m dying 😂😂😂 yea, sadly what stuck with my son is something I was being sooo sarcastic about, but he was 8, so the sarcasm went over his head and for years he thought I believed something horrid. 😂😂
What did you say?! Can’t leave us hanging like that!
Yeah not fair
I’ve never related so much with a comedian in my life! 😂
The chipped nail hits me hard, lol. I'm always active with my hands from washing dishes to gardening so it chip the next day after I painted it. I'm too lazy/busy to care. 😂
"I'll call you 'they'. I don't give a shit."
A comedian with balls. Something rare this days.
This is the first thing that made me care about Gen X in 20 years. Since I was a kid and used to see those commercials of them skateboarding in tie dye with that song 🎵 Generation *X* 🎵 and... destroying kitchens talkin about "Any questions?"
Saw Kristen last night. Never laughed so hard. I was crying.
Very smart comic. She made me laugh and contemplate. Great sense of humor and perspective!
She was great!!! The stomping on the coke 🤣🤣🤣 gotta stretch it
Funny sh^t!! Love a comedian that just lets it flow--- cuss words, fence riding remarks, and making fun of trendy gross things!
she was hilarious, relatable, and chose a great dress to accentuate her eyes on stage, whether it was intentional or not. I'd go see you live, Kristen!
OMG. she nailed it!!!! even the dad remark about her nails- my dad did same😂
I like this video so much that I subscribed to this channel. More Gen X moms!
I'd bet money RIGHT NOW she'll be nationally known within 3 years if she keeps going.
Hope so
Nah.
I'm 46 and the chipped nail polish thing is totally true as soon as mine starts to chip I get nervous and every time I see somebody with chipped nail polish I think they are a dirty whore!! What is wrong with me!?!😂
I remember all the weird ass shit my mom said to me 20 yrs ago... still
And she’s even more nuts now 😅
Had me laughing out loud. Great work
Gen X is so much more scrappy and resourceful. We came up on Red #40 in everything, drinking straight from the hose, and being totally MIA all day after school (with no cell phones- gasp!) until the street lights came on. There were no "playdates." If we got a beatdown nobody came to save us. Then we let ourselves in the house and ate Cap'n Crunch for dinner in front of MTV. The Challenger blew up in front of us on live TV when I was in 1st grade and our teachers sent us to lunch like nothing happened. We took our Halloween candy to the supermarket to have it scanned for needles and razor blades and that was NORMAL. Adults thought all of us were either becoming satanists or joining gangs depending on which Parental Advisory music we were into. People can say what they want about us, but if any generation is most likely to survive a nuclear holocaust it's definitely gonna be Gen X. Just listen to our music. We're the "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me" generation. Kids coming up now don't even know how to sign a credit card receipt and their icons are (gag) Taylor Swift and random people on Instagram that open boxes and expect you to send them money..
I'm a millennial and that was basically my childhood. We used to just be a roving gang of hoodlums terrorizing the neighborhood and doing dumb shit. We just had better video games
If you were in the first grade when the space shuttle blew up you aren't Gen X
I was 16 when that happened and the youngest Gen xrs were 10
@@mistiroberts1576 Most places put Gen X through 1980... and this person would have been born in '80 (6 years old in '86).
@@mistiroberts1576Wrong Gen X ended in 1980-81.
I don't understand what this commenter is crying about.
I haven't heard of her before, but loved her delivery. That gen z is the last one, and the wasabi.... so true. It sent me into a thought spiral about all the crazy stuff I've said to the kids
LOVED her!!!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂She WILL be a household name- wait and see!
Holy crap she’s funny Af. Absolutely spot on.
HAHAHA 3:40 "I'm only going to Target!"
I've never heard of her and I shrugged before pressing on this video but she's great. I'm going to look for more of her.
52 here, Blew my guts apart 💥😵 Haven't laughed that hard in forever🤣🤣 👍
I can fix her... 🤭 I laughed my ass off!! 🤣 So funny! 👍👍
She was like a Dorothy from Wizard of Oz meets hotel maid and hilarious!
GenX is one of the great joys of life.
The last part about shit we say intentionally lasting a lifetime. Hilarious. Oh no she's sad. Hahahahha😂😂 she killed it
A+ video!
Fantastic set! She was confident the entire time.
She's going to be a star!
She is so spot on! I’m laughing my head off over here.
GenX comedy is fully coming into it's own in the 2020s. Sheeeeett.
Hahahah oh man this was so good. I think about that all the time!! You never know what you’re gonna say that’s gonna stick with your kids forever
4:24 and this is a new *FAVORITE* comedian of mine - my cup of tea
and
I'm a hetero chick for context --but damn I love the way the perky blue of the dress is almost made dull by KT's *eyes* !
Love everything about her face and expressions and overall, everything.
First new comic I've seen in a long time that made me laugh out loud 🤣. So funny
This lady is funny. Reminds me of Kathleen Maddigan. I hope I spelled that right
I couldn't stop laughing, Kristen Toomey is very funny!
Haha, reminds me of a Faith No More song where he sings...
"Ah l'll just tell em what ma daddy told me, you aint never gonna amount to nothen."
Pretty much what my old man told me. Makes me laugh each time l listen to that song :)
She killed it. Set was very funny
She was speaking my language 😂😂
"You're laughing too hard"😂😂😂
Keep the character.. don’t change anything. Awesome set
She’s almost mean enough to be part of our generational club 😂
The perfect concentration of mean.
This GenX divorced dad with a GenZ kid is in love with this woman...
GREAT JOB!!!! VERY FUNNY & original + perfect timing / delivery. MORE!!!! MORE!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤣
That was excellent! When it ended, I was bummed… I am going to do a search and hopefully find some more. 🧨
I think one of the things I really like is that she’s not yelling.
Lol! My dad made me take my nail polish off if he ever saw it chipped! I'm GenX, too...
Good job, nice set i laughed all the way through it. Prob because i am gen x aswell and she is funny as hell. Can't wait till her next one should be great
Applause from GenX Ginny
What is sad is that even though she’s joking about the mental exhaustion that leads to this “I don’t care” mentality, this is exactly as planned. You’ll be too exhausted to deal with what’s coming.
What she said about the girl on the bike might be true as is very sad.its a big time epidemic and has messed up about fifty to sixty percent of the population.
I took it as meaning, we don't care because it doesn't fucking matter. I'm not too exhausted to deal with shit because I don't let stupid, insignificant "problems" I have no control over ruin my day the way a left wing Gen Z and millennial does. They see someone else get misgendered and they're ranting about it all day long and are offended for them. Gen Z is always offended over something and so are the majority of the millennials. We come from a time when we could make fun of anyone without it being inherently racist or whatever word they choose to change the definition of.
We're saving up for the big one.
She’s absolutely amazing, does she have her own channel??
Look her up 🤷🏿♂️
Canadian Boomer here. Very much enjoyed her excellent observations on life.
Omg can’t stop laughing 😂
I think that is the defining characteristic of GenX. We were married and got divorced. Done that, didn't work.
I love the slap your pus for energy haha I feel like I’ve done that figuratively in my head.
Ah, finally an American comedian not afraid to swear and not making swearing her bit!
Gen Xer here, this made me laugh! My parents told me that whores wore leopard print clothes. Lol
On no, I might be a Gen-X mom for real! This woman is hilarious 😅
She is bloody amazing. Wow. ♥️
Having a bad day she made it so much better thank you ❤
👈🏼This Gen X Mom with Millenial & Gen Z Kids loved it ❤
milenillal here, laughed the entire time!
She nailed it
X-er here. LOVED her! That was really funny. AND i lOVE THAT GORGEOUS DRESS! She's so cute.
gen x here! loved this 😂😂❤❤
😂 I'm the same way about chipped nail polish X
5:23 » roflmao, I've already had a conversation about that with some friends, laughing as hell and that was a consideration brought as possibility 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
triggered me madly over here and can't stop laughing 😂🤣😂🤣😂
She’s great. Wish I could find more of her.
She’s hilarious joke for joke literally laughed her whole set
3:05 that got a surprise belly laugh outta me - was already loving every second but that was awesome
genX here too, with a Z offspring
P.S. LOL so glad I didn't read the content of the gray banner earlier- might have taken the fun surprise out of the joke a bit- and yes, I seriously hadn't heard anyone joke about the last letter this way yet
Same here surprising hilarious laugh out loud funny
Slapping ✋ high fives the whole time Kristen is on stage!!!
This Gen X approves 😂