Can you tell the time?

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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 45 тыс.

  • @ronnyhawk6527
    @ronnyhawk6527 4 года назад +12327

    He's not drunk, he's more intelligent than we thought.

    • @AmanKhan-ff5yo
      @AmanKhan-ff5yo 4 года назад +12

      Please tell me what this means in last am unable to get it please brother 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @yalahmasagk2992
      @yalahmasagk2992 4 года назад +53

      @@AmanKhan-ff5yo u drunk too.. 😁😁😁

    • @hendrie.b7972
      @hendrie.b7972 4 года назад

      @@yalahmasagk2992 🤣

    • @hendrie.b7972
      @hendrie.b7972 4 года назад +46

      @@AmanKhan-ff5yo I'll explain! Basically he was drunk had told the woman that he ain't drunk. But tge woman was smart and told him "ok, tell the time" And that dumbass didn't say the time for example 4pm, he didn't say that. He literally said to the clock that he isn't drunk, after the woman asked tell the time...

    • @AmanKhan-ff5yo
      @AmanKhan-ff5yo 4 года назад +4

      @@hendrie.b7972 thanks brother 😘😘😘😘😘

  • @Gustixa
    @Gustixa 4 года назад +18437

    He's right

  • @prisha9369
    @prisha9369 4 года назад +14547

    Facts,
    Videos which are less than 1:00 min are legendary.

  • @TheLimeFondants
    @TheLimeFondants Год назад +3668

    Wow , he’s an inspiration. Most people only speak to the clock when they want to know the time, but this man involves the clock in family affairs. Truly beautiful

  • @buntysonawane5750
    @buntysonawane5750 4 года назад +2903

    She literally told him to tell the time that he wasn't drunk & he obliged. Great guy.

    • @maaark618
      @maaark618 4 года назад +6

      Can you"tell"the time?

    • @aju1041
      @aju1041 4 года назад +3

      Omg i got it now😂

    • @aritrasarkar1557
      @aritrasarkar1557 4 года назад +1

      Its like write 'something' on the board

    • @justaguy6415
      @justaguy6415 4 года назад

      2.3k likes in 2 days. You hit the jackpot dude

  • @AGCODEZ
    @AGCODEZ 3 года назад +50852

    He’s not drunk. He did exactly what was told

  • @truck-kun941
    @truck-kun941 4 года назад +9714

    Only a drunk man would miss a perfect dad joke moment. He's sober

  • @ayushchourey9237
    @ayushchourey9237 Год назад +146

    "I am not fooking drunk"
    - Thomas shelby from walmart

    • @a-weeb
      @a-weeb Год назад +2

      More like Arthur shelby from peaky blinders

    • @RonkleBonk
      @RonkleBonk 3 месяца назад

      Go away American

  • @matcharge5060
    @matcharge5060 4 года назад +34096

    *Tells the time*
    Task failed successfully

  • @TheLegend-nh3bk
    @TheLegend-nh3bk 4 года назад +41035

    And to this day, the time has never questioned him again.

    • @harshub.4012
      @harshub.4012 4 года назад +396

      time is still in coma..no one ever talked to him like this before

    • @realprisec
      @realprisec 4 года назад +85

      Time has never questioned him in the first place

    • @harshub.4012
      @harshub.4012 4 года назад +50

      @@realprisec poor time :(

    • @realprisec
      @realprisec 4 года назад +6

      Click on the link *thank me later* nah I won’t check it out

    • @harshub.4012
      @harshub.4012 4 года назад +5

      @@realprisec uhh u hurt me 💔

  • @footyunderground
    @footyunderground 4 года назад +36486

    this guy is an absolute hero

  • @Blushter
    @Blushter Год назад +153

    I love that confidence in saying Yes,
    And he proved it.

  • @tedmosby5808
    @tedmosby5808 4 года назад +66273

    He put so much confidence in the word yes.

    • @gul4385
      @gul4385 4 года назад +356

      🤣🤣🤣..true tho

    • @inesg7728
      @inesg7728 4 года назад +759

      0:23

    • @bruhhuh8438
      @bruhhuh8438 4 года назад +163

      It’s the clothes

    • @lucifer243
      @lucifer243 4 года назад +39

      Your name! 😂😂

    • @macbeth455
      @macbeth455 4 года назад +31

      Thank you Ted mosby

  • @pedrosaintsaenz
    @pedrosaintsaenz 4 года назад +30276

    "I'm not f*** drunk"
    Clock: Calm down dude I just work here..

    • @kirikuri
      @kirikuri 4 года назад +89

      Lol

    • @pqaza_
      @pqaza_ 4 года назад +50

      Thats what the clock said word to word, yup you got it right, thats is so the clock when it goes 在一起就算 但你好 但是我 我方對我 但是很好 我方政府在 你好嗎?! 這邊是以 你們的人民 我方已是 我倆是一定 then it repeats the verse from the bible goin’ like يفٍ يكذيًبا آزليةص فجصق لپجسكص طْشًسحش ثمضببس صحةتت سك 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ishworshrestha3559
      @ishworshrestha3559 4 года назад +7

      Ok

    • @Skyliine7
      @Skyliine7 4 года назад +7

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @pedroriver2985
      @pedroriver2985 4 года назад +5

      Ruined copied comment

  • @madihajamil2939
    @madihajamil2939 4 года назад +5274

    He couldn’t be more sober. Man literally did what he was told to do.

    • @joshuamichael3411
      @joshuamichael3411 4 года назад +10

      I didn't get Rick rolled :)
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      Because it the wrong link🤣

    • @jeddahbadel5446
      @jeddahbadel5446 4 года назад +7

      This comment makes the video more funnier. lol

    • @2esh4
      @2esh4 4 года назад +3

      Exactly, because the video was staged.

    • @Madbandworld
      @Madbandworld 4 года назад +1

      @No Subscribing I got rick rolled lol

    • @alexarmengol8000
      @alexarmengol8000 4 года назад +1

      Exactly

  • @Luke121201
    @Luke121201 2 дня назад +29

    0:27 He understood the assignment 🫡

  • @sleepyarab
    @sleepyarab 4 года назад +41746

    The Clock: Listen lady, he is not drunk

    • @kiyoshi5430
      @kiyoshi5430 4 года назад +480

      OH SHOOT THE C.I.A

    • @noobpasta1181
      @noobpasta1181 4 года назад +269

      OH NO THE CIA!!

    • @sleepyarab
      @sleepyarab 4 года назад +393

      Don't worry guys, I am not gonna snitch

    • @johnmarston295
      @johnmarston295 4 года назад +88

      Well he spitting the fac

    • @f0x3l42
      @f0x3l42 4 года назад +86

      That’s what u want us to think

  • @arias8855
    @arias8855 4 года назад +16380

    The Clock: No, no. He's got a point.

    • @syvalee5618
      @syvalee5618 4 года назад +74

      literally

    • @mr.ergashoff
      @mr.ergashoff 4 года назад +19

      Love you man, this comment is🔥 😂😂😂😂

    • @bebocas
      @bebocas 4 года назад +6

      1 like for 1k

    • @bebocas
      @bebocas 4 года назад +4

      1K YAAAAYYY

    • @yoshihirogamer
      @yoshihirogamer 4 года назад +4

      His clock is accurate

  • @warthunderaddict
    @warthunderaddict 4 года назад +31770

    I don't know why that woman is throwing the problem to the poor clock.

    • @felipso2376
      @felipso2376 4 года назад +71

      Deee im the 100 like bro

    • @justadogwhousesmoderntech43
      @justadogwhousesmoderntech43 4 года назад +223

      Typical whamen

    • @nigus.
      @nigus. 4 года назад +70

      **No** you but **we** don't know

    • @alexnovak3319
      @alexnovak3319 4 года назад +51

      if you read my name, you are gay
      *Soviet anthem playing in the backround*

    • @nigus.
      @nigus. 4 года назад +24

      @@alexnovak3319 i can hear

  • @Veenbuen1
    @Veenbuen1 2 года назад +977

    Was he telling the truth? Only time will tell…

    • @harishnetam502
      @harishnetam502 2 года назад +23

      😂

    • @mathewvanostin7118
      @mathewvanostin7118 3 месяца назад

      Well either he is drunk or have enormous autistic social intelligence issues 😂

    • @YonkoWB
      @YonkoWB 3 месяца назад +7

      NAH

    • @ahmetalt00
      @ahmetalt00 2 месяца назад +5

      This was good

    • @Xealism
      @Xealism 2 месяца назад +6

      finally, a perfect comment.

  • @darthgengar2047
    @darthgengar2047 3 года назад +9594

    "So, is he drunk?"
    "Only time will tell."

  • @zonydragon1141
    @zonydragon1141 4 года назад +12652

    Clock: *nervous sweating* Stay still. Stay still.

    • @josesammut9396
      @josesammut9396 4 года назад +50

      So we meet again

    • @zonydragon1141
      @zonydragon1141 4 года назад +31

      @@learodriguez1362 Because you don't understand the joke.

    • @zonydragon1141
      @zonydragon1141 4 года назад +19

      @@learodriguez1362 You're confusing me, I am very sure that I understand my own joke more than you, but let's not create an argument here so bye.

    • @teamofwinter8128
      @teamofwinter8128 4 года назад +23

      @@learodriguez1362 wtf is with this guy
      You drunk bruh?

    • @Interneter1245
      @Interneter1245 4 года назад +14

      @@teamofwinter8128 Dont worry. His autism's blossoming into its full length.

  • @Philip_Lim
    @Philip_Lim 3 года назад +10234

    Guy: *"I am not fucking drunk"*
    Clock: *"Understandable, go to sleep"*

  • @frankyafton
    @frankyafton Год назад +619

    Give this man an Oscar for talking to the time. Most people just talks to people but this man talks with the time. Respect.

    • @XDMations
      @XDMations Год назад +6

      😐😐

    • @dibble1331
      @dibble1331 9 месяцев назад

      he’s boutta start giving money to attention

    • @cndkckxkl
      @cndkckxkl 3 месяца назад

      i beat the hell out of time

    • @n-yw6xo
      @n-yw6xo 3 месяца назад

      Huh?

  • @TaydolfSwiftler
    @TaydolfSwiftler 4 года назад +10008

    Man : "I'm not fckin drunk"
    Clock : "Understandable, have a nice day."

    • @fumo6147
      @fumo6147 4 года назад +55

      Good name

    • @Braceface2.0
      @Braceface2.0 4 года назад +119

      Broooo.... I actually thought that you commented this 69 years ago!! 😂😂

    • @xjohn77k4
      @xjohn77k4 4 года назад +20

      Your name lol

    • @johnarbuckule286
      @johnarbuckule286 4 года назад +8

      @@Braceface2.0 same

    • @johnarbuckule286
      @johnarbuckule286 4 года назад +5

      I got this recomended today

  • @thomascrabtree9426
    @thomascrabtree9426 3 года назад +12584

    *He’s not drunk, he’s just very intellectual*

    • @naf-mob2654
      @naf-mob2654 3 года назад +7

      Non sono ubriaco, sono saggio

    • @_think_3827
      @_think_3827 3 года назад +9

      Clearly u are not an intellectual, it is grammatically incorrect to say, "very intellectual", since it the word intellectual cannot be used in that way as it is being used as a noun and not a verb of sorts.

    • @nikto7297
      @nikto7297 3 года назад +2

      U dont evan no inglish, I iz batar inglish Dan u

    • @MiniSkuse
      @MiniSkuse 3 года назад +2

      Intelligent*

    • @nikto7297
      @nikto7297 3 года назад +5

      @@MiniSkuse Smart-ass

  • @sudnoss
    @sudnoss 6 лет назад +4447

    Clock: *He ain't drunk*

  • @vaibhavsingh4108
    @vaibhavsingh4108 3 месяца назад +30

    Back when internet was simple and fun

  • @guslevogus6098
    @guslevogus6098 4 года назад +9765

    Police officer: You're going to jail for weed
    Him: They sell weed in jail?

    • @RhiboNuclicAcidゅ
      @RhiboNuclicAcidゅ 4 года назад +72

      So underrated!

    • @enumaelish9193
      @enumaelish9193 4 года назад +287

      Get ready for a drug test.
      Ooh what kind of drugs are we testing?

    • @thereviewersblock7459
      @thereviewersblock7459 4 года назад +48

      Enuma Elish I didn’t study and somehow I passed.

    • @m.i.3334
      @m.i.3334 4 года назад +4

      I laughed way harder than I should have at this comment 🤣

    • @philhuntsman7588
      @philhuntsman7588 4 года назад +1

      @@RhiboNuclicAcidゅ haha funny comment

  • @drae
    @drae 9 лет назад +13850

    thatta boy you tell that time

    • @timjanssen2671
      @timjanssen2671 9 лет назад +130

      +Draegast wow didn't expect to see you here XD

    • @AxolotlDreams-u-
      @AxolotlDreams-u- 8 лет назад +30

      +Draegast o hey drae :D

    • @harleyd1000
      @harleyd1000 8 лет назад +19

      +Draegast this is my favorite comment on here

    • @DavidScheiber
      @DavidScheiber 7 лет назад +18

      wow, was not expecting to see a famous person in the comments

    • @semavercikazandayi
      @semavercikazandayi 7 лет назад +7

      one of the youtubers i like the most

  • @alexzander-kun5705
    @alexzander-kun5705 4 года назад +5115

    "Are you drunk?"
    *No, this is Patrick*

  • @帝國隱者-k2x
    @帝國隱者-k2x 2 года назад +13

    Absolute old but gold here!!

  • @Linkmon99
    @Linkmon99 4 года назад +15149

    Well he told it so I believe him

  • @AntoneII
    @AntoneII 4 года назад +3485

    He told the time that he in fact, isn’t drunk. What a chad.

  • @MMCryptoTube
    @MMCryptoTube 4 года назад +7177

    Seems legit.

    • @Nero-F121
      @Nero-F121 4 года назад +1

      First reply lol

    • @walterwhite4699
      @walterwhite4699 4 года назад +1

      _You think so?_

    • @JustN0tMe
      @JustN0tMe 4 года назад +2

      Sarcasm is powerful on the weeb😂

    • @prodlittlehell
      @prodlittlehell 4 года назад +4

      I mean yeah, he did tell the clock

    • @sayno2lolzisback
      @sayno2lolzisback 4 года назад

      In hindsight, this is such an obvious fake. Maybe they were recreating something that happened, though.

  • @bordyur201
    @bordyur201 Год назад +15

    As a clock i can confirm,he is not drunk

  • @angelh1039
    @angelh1039 4 года назад +13660

    Clock: *“Understandable have a great day”*

  • @deltasquad8817
    @deltasquad8817 3 года назад +5984

    Man: I'm am not fucking drunk
    Clock: *he made a convincing argument*

    • @ish4638
      @ish4638 3 года назад +21

      Not Fucking Drunk Brit DESTROYS Ignorant Clock with FACTS and LOGIC

    • @tim.balsiger
      @tim.balsiger 3 года назад +4

      Damn I really wanna like this comment but then it would have 421 likes😥

    • @anonymous_4276
      @anonymous_4276 3 года назад +3

      @@ish4638 I'm dead

    • @zephyr_7707
      @zephyr_7707 3 года назад +1

      @@ish4638 lmaooooo

    • @sherlockholmes2497
      @sherlockholmes2497 3 года назад +1

      CLOCKS DON'T SPEAK.

  • @McLovin-mg8ch
    @McLovin-mg8ch 4 года назад +13382

    *This man was so drunk that he ended up on my recommendations instead going home*

  • @myballs1370
    @myballs1370 2 года назад +17

    The clock is a good listener ngl.

  • @ruffruffjunior5985
    @ruffruffjunior5985 4 года назад +13430

    The dislikes are people who thinks he is lying that he is not drunk..

    • @khairulanwar1791
      @khairulanwar1791 4 года назад +16

      lmaoooo

    • @Dubdsy
      @Dubdsy 4 года назад +36

      If you don't mind, I'll take my spot on 2nd on this reply.

    • @valentiniglesias2366
      @valentiniglesias2366 4 года назад +16

      Im not *fukin* drunk @_@

    • @rosesandmilk
      @rosesandmilk 4 года назад +15

      He’s not fucking drunk, didn’t you listen?

    • @Cactuardude
      @Cactuardude 4 года назад +6

      @Thomas J wooosh

  • @geraldmoares1422
    @geraldmoares1422 4 года назад +5176

    "Im not f-ing drunk"
    The clock : 🕓

    • @Host_protector
      @Host_protector 4 года назад +138

      It weird that the emoji looks almost identical

    • @guyman7897
      @guyman7897 4 года назад +8

      Well duh

    • @guyman7897
      @guyman7897 4 года назад +18

      They had that clock as a reference image

    • @MrRazorblade999
      @MrRazorblade999 4 года назад +35

      🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕗🕢🕖🕡🕕🕠🕔🕟🕓🕞🕓🕘🕣

    • @maenicoo
      @maenicoo 4 года назад +40

      The clock be like: 👁👄👁

  • @averagememe4873
    @averagememe4873 4 года назад +61778

    He did exactly as she said, therefore proving he is indeed not drunk

    • @niceaudiokevin3921
      @niceaudiokevin3921 4 года назад +81

      @BUFFIN DEK 😂😂

    • @jotarokujo5589
      @jotarokujo5589 4 года назад +32

      XD

    • @hexmybitch
      @hexmybitch 4 года назад +27

      Fax

    • @ueue9626
      @ueue9626 4 года назад +116

      Nay, thou imbecile. It was not beforehand stated that he wouldn’t be proven drunk if he did his woman’s bidding, henceforth initiating a suspicion of his statement.

    • @Nut8026
      @Nut8026 4 года назад +30

      The one person who truly understands this (is you)

  • @VillainArc09
    @VillainArc09 Год назад +15

    He's in fact telling the time that he's not fockin' drunk.

  • @raz7136
    @raz7136 4 года назад +2012

    He's not drunk, he's just an intellectual

    • @yikers1955
      @yikers1955 4 года назад +6

      Thanks, kakyoin

    • @kordiix4783
      @kordiix4783 4 года назад +7

      And you are dead, kakoyin.

    • @booblover1371
      @booblover1371 4 года назад +6

      Kakyoin do be spittin straight fax.

    • @raz7136
      @raz7136 4 года назад +6

      @@kordiix4783 no need to remind us smh

    • @kordiix4783
      @kordiix4783 4 года назад +3

      @@raz7136 yea i know, nnow i am sad cuiz kakyoin is kakyoin

  • @Daniel-is3iy
    @Daniel-is3iy 3 года назад +8932

    Guy: *"I'm not fucking drunk"*
    Clock: _Bullshit Mark._

    • @Joshsuckatval
      @Joshsuckatval 3 года назад +32

      Clock: BeST bullshit i heard 😃

    • @TreySides
      @TreySides 3 года назад +6

      Well he's not lying. His name is Mark. Don't know why people keep calling him that.

    • @water_is_wet
      @water_is_wet 3 года назад +4

      ( ̄(エ) ̄)

    • @user-wt4it1en8c
      @user-wt4it1en8c 3 года назад

      lol

    • @taaamas7785
      @taaamas7785 3 года назад +1

      I think they're about to throw hands

  • @condorrish123
    @condorrish123 6 лет назад +34002

    *500 IQ*

  • @MafiaFarm-lo9bh
    @MafiaFarm-lo9bh Год назад +4

    This guy was funny! Miss him

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад +5841

    The clock really needed to hear that, no need to bully him for it

    • @MrPoeTrolling
      @MrPoeTrolling 5 лет назад +65

      #stopclockabuse

    • @nathanaelmalm5641
      @nathanaelmalm5641 5 лет назад +21

      You are seriously the new Justin Y.

    • @pokeyrailfanning
      @pokeyrailfanning 5 лет назад +7

      kremit the frog I’ve seen you post comments in so many different videos

    • @eiffel108
      @eiffel108 5 лет назад +1

      Nate Malm I have to say the same for you with the Oh yeah yeah thing

    • @skysk3l3t0n
      @skysk3l3t0n 5 лет назад +1

      @@nathanaelmalm5641 oh no no

  • @fateh5914
    @fateh5914 4 года назад +28938

    Well he isn’t drunk, he’s Mark

  • @swinski718
    @swinski718 4 года назад +3558

    yo. he wasn’t drunk, he is just built different

    • @AnimeMLG
      @AnimeMLG 4 года назад +13

      Like a dad

    • @jacksonmayes9482
      @jacksonmayes9482 4 года назад +1

      @@AnimeMLG wtf

    • @AnimeMLG
      @AnimeMLG 4 года назад

      2 Ds lol Fine imma stop

    • @brennansmith..
      @brennansmith.. 4 года назад

      Dam this joke can be taken super badly but still this was hilarious

    • @Applehead.michaelj
      @Applehead.michaelj 4 года назад

      umm, this isn’t a joke but umm okay

  • @resanurrahman8612
    @resanurrahman8612 Год назад +6

    Fact: RUclips videos less than a minute are legendary

  • @babitasharma6220
    @babitasharma6220 4 года назад +3674

    He told the the clock that he isn't drunk. He did everything properly.

    • @ya.thegoat8795
      @ya.thegoat8795 4 года назад +23

      He is an intellectual. It seems those who thought he was supposed to "find the time" are the real idiots.

    • @gaddummit
      @gaddummit 4 года назад +5

      thats the joke

    • @nathawatkotcharug5379
      @nathawatkotcharug5379 4 года назад +4

      hes actually not drunk ruclips.net/video/mIQlbsX14VU/видео.html

    • @ridzz.714
      @ridzz.714 4 года назад +4

      The the

    • @fairnut6418
      @fairnut6418 4 года назад +1

      Women in a nutshell

  • @shravan1010
    @shravan1010 4 года назад +8819

    "Sir, how high are you?"
    "No officer you're wrong,
    it's hi, how are you"

    • @aadil.malik.9266
      @aadil.malik.9266 4 года назад +32

      😆😆😆

    • @VikasSharma-hq8kk
      @VikasSharma-hq8kk 4 года назад +63

      What Thaaaa Phaakkkkk...
      I can'tt process the original statement in the same way as before in my mind. Thissss izzzzzz *black magic*

    • @JIREN972
      @JIREN972 4 года назад +28

      Ohh shit...this is underrated af dude...it deserves too many likes

    • @aarnavgandhi1680
      @aarnavgandhi1680 4 года назад +13

      @@JIREN972 its copied

    • @JIREN972
      @JIREN972 4 года назад +24

      @@aarnavgandhi1680 oh ok u fuckwit...its my first time seeing this comment...so fuck off...

  • @DandanPH
    @DandanPH 3 года назад +17791

    Task failed successfully

    • @brazil9867
      @brazil9867 3 года назад +70

      I think it went really well

    • @Smelly_Diaper
      @Smelly_Diaper 3 года назад +23

      Copied comment,get rekt

    • @anthonymorris2935
      @anthonymorris2935 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/XKAEJHexuMA/видео.html

    • @user-wt4it1en8c
      @user-wt4it1en8c 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @kingdc3067
      @kingdc3067 3 года назад +2

      Didn’t think this roblox dude would comment on something like this

  • @uynzx
    @uynzx 8 дней назад

    Straight to the point. Good sir, you're absolutely right!! 😂

  • @sbtopzzzlg7098
    @sbtopzzzlg7098 4 года назад +6540

    I don’t find any abnormality. She asked him to tell the time, and he did.

    • @alieldeeb5949
      @alieldeeb5949 4 года назад +22

      Your comment is so good I don’t know if you’re sarcastic but if you are not she means what time is it then

    • @zomkino
      @zomkino 4 года назад +38

      wow you must be really fun at parties... "hey guys tell me a joke, i'll explain it to you as a normal sentence" you animal.

    • @666-bpm
      @666-bpm 4 года назад +1

      PlayboyObi 6ix9ine

    • @liam367
      @liam367 4 года назад +5

      I cant think of a username 6:09PM
      get it? it’s 6ix9ine as a clock.

    • @imanafdar
      @imanafdar 4 года назад +2

      Time and clock is different

  • @21plz
    @21plz 4 года назад +7192

    Wall clock: he isn't drunk, don't ever question his loyalty ever again.

  • @augustoconupqsinuesotronom8873
    @augustoconupqsinuesotronom8873 4 года назад +2164

    I bet this guy can win an argument just by saying "I'm not drunk"

    • @blckspce7683
      @blckspce7683 4 года назад +4

      Makes me dead😂😂👌🏻

    • @astroman310
      @astroman310 4 года назад +2

      he is more smart than drunk

  • @vibhormaloo7296
    @vibhormaloo7296 2 года назад +14

    Fact: RUclips will recommend this video to generations to come because everyone needs to know this legendary conversation.

  • @cstgames659
    @cstgames659 4 года назад +13892

    “Are you high”
    “No”
    “Sir how high are you”
    “5ft 11”

    • @hairyputter5363
      @hairyputter5363 4 года назад +210

      It's "Hi, how are you Sir?"

    • @josephthegod3514
      @josephthegod3514 4 года назад +10

      Greta Skywalker yeah

    • @liner9611
      @liner9611 4 года назад +41

      I swear to god, once i got in a hospital like that and it was like
      How high are you?
      Im 180 cm(in europe)

    • @Jesse-jp2bf
      @Jesse-jp2bf 4 года назад +2

      @@liner9611 yea thats almost the same. 1.80cm is About 6ft

    • @liner9611
      @liner9611 4 года назад

      Jesse. Jess for real are you dump?

  • @normus6984
    @normus6984 4 года назад +18931

    That man is perfectly fine, the woman must be drunk.

  • @yaniadjow687
    @yaniadjow687 4 года назад +14779

    *AM NOT FOCKIN DRUNCC*

    • @vovithy
      @vovithy 4 года назад +89

      oi bruv imma slap you, you bloody focker havin fon of the real english accent

    • @shadowz8462
      @shadowz8462 4 года назад +12

      Marcc

    • @lovacc_1967
      @lovacc_1967 4 года назад +13

      I AM NOT FOCKIN DRANK
      *almost fell in standing*

    • @gamergang1578
      @gamergang1578 4 года назад +4

      VoV r/whooosh

    • @funkydooms4785
      @funkydooms4785 4 года назад +10

      Merry Christmas to the people who actually read this on December 25th or 24th

  • @Clarkk_90
    @Clarkk_90 Год назад +1

    This man is a MasterClass ! 🔥

  • @hamzaahmed1280
    @hamzaahmed1280 4 года назад +5545

    “Are you drunk?”
    “No, i’m Mark”

  • @alkharusin9264
    @alkharusin9264 4 года назад +7235

    those dislikes are from the people who couldn’t tell the time

    • @martinfischer4621
      @martinfischer4621 4 года назад +7

      Dislike here ruclips.net/video/dM9mAF-Nxdg/видео.html

    • @adiiman33
      @adiiman33 3 года назад +9

      He not drunk

    • @kbbros303
      @kbbros303 3 года назад +2

      I’m I’m not fuming drunk

    • @explt9150
      @explt9150 3 года назад +3

      You mean those likes (accidental dislikes)

    • @AGCODEZ
      @AGCODEZ 3 года назад +2

      I see you everywhere, it’s like we watch the same videos 😂

  • @yashveeraudit
    @yashveeraudit 4 года назад +2106

    "I am not fkin drunk"
    Clock: - hyperventilates -

  • @bryanbk8550
    @bryanbk8550 Год назад +6

    This is still hands down the best video on the internet

  • @ifuzegaming
    @ifuzegaming 4 года назад +9967

    Time for people to discover this video

    • @graypie69
      @graypie69 4 года назад +82

      I’ve seen it years ago and it appeared in my recommended rn shit brought back memories lmfao

    • @po0pgamer551
      @po0pgamer551 4 года назад +4

      Why was this recommended for me

    • @randomsimpsonsquotes6033
      @randomsimpsonsquotes6033 4 года назад

      🤟

    • @samyd0_0
      @samyd0_0 4 года назад +4

      It's third time for me

    • @lag4490
      @lag4490 4 года назад +1

      I see it on tiktok

  • @monster-yn4wh
    @monster-yn4wh 4 года назад +4997

    "He is a little confused but he got the spirit"

    • @chicken9056
      @chicken9056 4 года назад +66

      More like got the spirits.

    • @josiahdennis4381
      @josiahdennis4381 4 года назад +10

      @@chicken9056 Aaaaaye, nice one

    • @MrHMRBOI
      @MrHMRBOI 4 года назад

      اي يو ايفون ١١ جييييك امزح يع

    • @tala1497
      @tala1497 4 года назад

      اشرحلي جملتك يا محمود

    • @monster-yn4wh
      @monster-yn4wh 4 года назад

      @@tala1497 "إنه مشوش قليلا ولكنه يملك الروح المطلوبة"

  • @dj__alien
    @dj__alien 4 года назад +87467

    I’m glad he told the clock he wasn’t drunk, it looked worried about him.

  • @degariuslozak2169
    @degariuslozak2169 10 месяцев назад +3

    "Are you drunk?"
    "No, I'm Patrick!"

  • @drakie7440
    @drakie7440 5 лет назад +3324

    *Improvise*
    *Adapt*
    *Overcome*

    • @imawarrior313
      @imawarrior313 5 лет назад +6

      Game Compilationz works all the time!

    • @meli1657
      @meli1657 5 лет назад +5

      Isn't this from Undisputed 3 ?

    • @imawarrior313
      @imawarrior313 5 лет назад +2

      DragonSinOfWrath Meliodas ! Yes it is .. Its an army code to live by actually

    • @keanusamuels1782
      @keanusamuels1782 5 лет назад

      450

    • @MaskedPunk1
      @MaskedPunk1 4 года назад

      Toyota

  • @namrata-jain-1305
    @namrata-jain-1305 3 года назад +8577

    -can you tell the time?
    -yes.
    *first person in history to talk to time*

  • @jacobverner321
    @jacobverner321 5 лет назад +37521

    -Are you high?
    -Am I what?
    -High
    -Hello

    • @youhavethebiggay577
      @youhavethebiggay577 5 лет назад +513

      Haaaaaaa i get it

    • @4pm462
      @4pm462 5 лет назад +1225

      @@youhavethebiggay577 Congratulations.

    • @dawidek4267
      @dawidek4267 5 лет назад +67

      I do not get it

    • @dawidek4267
      @dawidek4267 5 лет назад +154

      Oh... i didn't get it because i suck at reading in english so i read "High" as something like "hesh" xD

    • @awakepictures9435
      @awakepictures9435 5 лет назад +183

      @@dawidek4267 thats sort of quite wrong i guess?

  • @owshii7539
    @owshii7539 Год назад +4

    Time must be sweatin while the man gradually faced him 😂

  • @TacoStacks
    @TacoStacks 3 года назад +8646

    lol this is an all time youtube classic

    • @elitenonsense6637
      @elitenonsense6637 3 года назад +3

      taco yes do

    • @siraj_jr_
      @siraj_jr_ 3 года назад +2

      What a surprise to see you hear. Sup

    • @grulightyear8095
      @grulightyear8095 3 года назад +7

      Your verified...you get likes now

    • @siraj_jr_
      @siraj_jr_ 3 года назад

      @@grulightyear8095 you're jealous. So I'll give you a like now

    • @grulightyear8095
      @grulightyear8095 3 года назад +3

      @@siraj_jr_ if someone were to get jealous over this, they have problems

  • @shl24yw89
    @shl24yw89 4 года назад +1116

    The most British drunk person I ever seen yelling at a clock.

    • @imgone790
      @imgone790 4 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @jojoyang3226
      @jojoyang3226 4 года назад +1

      Actually he was just very sternly telling the clock off

    • @heystopit5584
      @heystopit5584 4 года назад +2

      He's British. Bye.

    • @FutureYT
      @FutureYT 4 года назад +3

      The only British drunk person I ever seen yelling at a clock.

    • @user-cum2421
      @user-cum2421 4 года назад +1

      @Find The Light the username says irish

  • @JKHuss
    @JKHuss 4 года назад +1713

    Finally. A guy who is NOT F*CKING DRUNK

  • @Srinjoy20
    @Srinjoy20 27 дней назад +2

    "can you stop the time?"
    "Hey time, stop drinking buddy!"

  • @beetlejuice747
    @beetlejuice747 3 года назад +11085

    Well, He Did tell the Time the Time.

  • @hasinaashraf9332
    @hasinaashraf9332 4 года назад +2769

    The clock was so scared it didn't even moved it's sticks .

    • @rn9244
      @rn9244 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @rn9244
      @rn9244 4 года назад +2

      @Rosey Bewsher-Chellew Rick roll?

    • @hasinaashraf9332
      @hasinaashraf9332 4 года назад +2

      @Rosey Bewsher-Chellew don't look at the video . Just look at the dislikes of it .

    • @user-sg3ig5zg4g
      @user-sg3ig5zg4g 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAH

    • @feminico2613
      @feminico2613 4 года назад +1

      Hands*

  • @xandertrotter3504
    @xandertrotter3504 10 дней назад

    I haven't laughed that hard in years. Thanks 🥹

  • @novatheworld
    @novatheworld 3 года назад +6291

    This guy: “I’m not f*cking drunk”
    The clock: *that’s a reasonable argument, I stand for him*

    • @GS_PlayzFN
      @GS_PlayzFN 3 года назад +1

      My parents promised if I hit 10k subs by the end of the year there will buy me a new monitor and keyboard. I really need that..,😔🙏😭

    • @solomontheiii9154
      @solomontheiii9154 3 года назад

      Why is this every comment here

    • @jonasintruglio3295
      @jonasintruglio3295 3 года назад +7

      @@GS_PlayzFN Just stop brooo

    • @ritaforsythe2317
      @ritaforsythe2317 3 года назад +4

      @@GS_PlayzFN stfu

    • @idkboredlord1391
      @idkboredlord1391 3 года назад +5

      @@GS_PlayzFN My parents promised me if I reached 69 subs bobux man will visit me

  • @bigusdycus7312
    @bigusdycus7312 3 года назад +5518

    That "yes" absolutely kills me, he's so confident about it lol

    • @levu4261
      @levu4261 3 года назад +11

      He told the time that hes not fk drunk,what wrong?

    • @BennyH11
      @BennyH11 3 года назад

      If you think this is real you're a moron.

    • @tanthemaker6956
      @tanthemaker6956 3 года назад +7

      @@BennyH11 you are funny in party

    • @BennyH11
      @BennyH11 3 года назад +2

      @@tanthemaker6956 you are good english

    • @tanthemaker6956
      @tanthemaker6956 3 года назад +8

      @@BennyH11 yes i are

  • @C00LGuy47
    @C00LGuy47 3 года назад +6427

    Mark: I AM NOT FUCKING DRUNK.
    Clock: Yes chef, sorry chef!

  • @h.r.gaminglist497
    @h.r.gaminglist497 Год назад +9

    Every video which is less than a minute is a legend

  • @aviceena
    @aviceena 4 года назад +2816

    Picture quality: Potato
    Story: Gold

    • @madduloc
      @madduloc 4 года назад +3

      TeNgGiLinG the plot is well crafted in this one

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 года назад +5

      TeNgGiLinG the story was so good for the video quality to handle

    • @theseductivepotato7459
      @theseductivepotato7459 4 года назад +3

      What the fuck did you say about potatoes mate? Eh?

    • @theseductivepotato7459
      @theseductivepotato7459 4 года назад +1

      @Dawood Khalid Hell yeah I got a focking problem, a golden potato isn't edible you piece of dipcuckeringshat

    • @theseductivepotato7459
      @theseductivepotato7459 4 года назад

      @@wherespalkia Hotel: Yer a Twat

  • @dolphinvr5519
    @dolphinvr5519 4 года назад +3765

    The dislikes can’t tell the time cause they’re drunk.

  • @tristenp6316
    @tristenp6316 4 года назад +3157

    Quarantine day 750: me watching mark talking to a clock

  • @SunTzu561
    @SunTzu561 Год назад +3

    Britain is awesome. -Sun Tzu

  • @aquawrld
    @aquawrld 4 года назад +46348

    I swear this dude would’ve done that even if he wasn’t drunk.

  • @stefanchandra1237
    @stefanchandra1237 4 года назад +7655

    He's clearly not cheating with Drunk, why is it difficult to understand.

  • @FrankValchiria
    @FrankValchiria 4 года назад +13393

    youtube really suggesting great content

    • @gulpboys3970
      @gulpboys3970 4 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/b9FunEkhTNo/видео.html

    • @temavero2124
      @temavero2124 4 года назад +15

      Untill you get the guy over my comment, or even worse:
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

    • @BryanDennisonBryansGaming
      @BryanDennisonBryansGaming 4 года назад +1

      @@temavero2124 that is actually garbage

    • @grgry06
      @grgry06 4 года назад

      i have a feeling its youtube rewind of the whole platform and the rewind is cut into pieces because of the "suggested content" you were talking about.
      i mean, look at it, just imagine.

    • @saanvimehra5191
      @saanvimehra5191 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @JCGeography
    @JCGeography Год назад +1

    This is called 'taking things too seriously'.. and I love it 😂

  • @name4403
    @name4403 3 года назад +8553

    "I am not fucking drunk"
    Clock: *understandable have a great day*

    • @parthawijaya482
      @parthawijaya482 3 года назад +42

      Why this comment is underrated?

    • @tahmkenchusta5852
      @tahmkenchusta5852 3 года назад +38

      @@parthawijaya482 Why does there have to be these exact words under every repetetive memey comment?

    • @qqtrol1774
      @qqtrol1774 3 года назад +2

      *good night

    • @iamsuperduper2410
      @iamsuperduper2410 3 года назад

      @@tahmkenchusta5852 ruclips.net/user/shortssdO4YJZdl5s?feature=share

    • @iamsuperduper2410
      @iamsuperduper2410 3 года назад

      @@CripticK1ng ruclips.net/user/shortssdO4YJZdl5s?feature=share

  • @samow0260
    @samow0260 4 года назад +5571

    Alcohol does not make this guy drunk he make's the alcohol drunk
    Edit: thanks 😊

    • @lil-destiny5936
      @lil-destiny5936 4 года назад +27

      Sounds like something Zlatan would say

    • @bharatmadho3742
      @bharatmadho3742 4 года назад +19

      HES NOT FUCKIN DRUNK

    • @faslamm2020
      @faslamm2020 4 года назад

      I subbed to u coz of the commetn

    • @faslamm2020
      @faslamm2020 4 года назад

      Bharat Madho I subbed to u coz of the comment as well!

    • @coverswithkatta
      @coverswithkatta 4 года назад +2

      KFC Is not available 😞

  • @lolgamers1151
    @lolgamers1151 5 лет назад +25776

    I like how the clock just ignored him

  • @TSD2003
    @TSD2003 Год назад +4

    He sure told that time...

  • @ayami7372
    @ayami7372 5 лет назад +12290

    This man's IQ be living in the 3000's

    • @yasirjaved9041
      @yasirjaved9041 5 лет назад +112

      This man is from future

    • @meeplol802
      @meeplol802 5 лет назад +37

      @@yasirjaved9041 nah th 420s

    • @lovacc_1967
      @lovacc_1967 4 года назад +19

      he is from the year *42069*

    • @DennisRash
      @DennisRash 4 года назад +3

      I mean to be fair she did ask him to tell the time not what time is it.

    • @MaskedPunk1
      @MaskedPunk1 4 года назад +1

      Hg Loves shipping and anime You called?