"HELL!! WRONG BIT AGAIN!! Where's the page about watching the elephants mate!? And it being really disturbing & making me slightly jealous... for both parties... Hey...!! Has someone been stealing pages out of my journal!? My producer is jealous, he keeps stealing my stuff & lending it to people. Just last week I heard him saying government agents wanting to look at it! What a load of trash! Ahh... we have a call, finally...!"
@@cajunkeels Yeah but people still call Lazlow only difference between the two is that Lazlow isn't allowed in airports after what he did with his mother
Every now and then I just listen to this like I would any other other song I like...They should really bring him back for GTA 5....awesome personality and character.
"The FBI wants to talk to me about a perfectly innocent collection of vacation photographs overseas that I had no idea were being taken." oh... oh no...
maybe it's because I'm studying cultural anthropology and thus have a certain appretiation for this, but this is by far my favorite show from all talk shows over the series
Next caller you’re on the wild traveler ROARRRRRR 😂 The radio stations today aren’t as funny hopefully the next gta game they go back to this kind of bit for the talk radio station
Hello your on the wild traveler where are you On a cliff How romantic I wanna jump I know what you mean jump into the unknown how can it be a sin if it feels good
If anyone knows a travel book in style as this one, please share it here with us :) Love this segment, I try to subtly use it when I'm talking to my friends about my trips. The parts about eating fruit as it ripens make them "uneasy" :D
aww ye goddes i miss this... gimmme gta6.. in vr.. and bring back the decent radio.. thats what made the game... stealing cars killing police all to an awesome sounddtrack.. i off course do not condone such actions, ,unless played as a video game.. in which case. ... crack on.... gimmme gta in vr
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc Hell Michigan. We have place here in Michigan called Hell. Even a sign as you are coming in that says Welcome to Hell. Although you can consider Detroit to be hell. Not as bad as places like Chicago though.
"Where are you, Kenya?"
"No, I'm in Verdant Bluffs"
"Loathsome place, I'd jump if I were you"
LMAO
"I wanna go to Hell"
"Me too! Buy a Refrigerator Magnet when you get there"
I love that part :D
Nobleshield damn it you beat me to it lol
"Who's on the phones?" ... 'No one' always makes me laugh
"Well, that's lovely; with people like you, it's no wonder we don't bother curing cancer"
Sickest burn ever!
The only decent thing he said. Even broken clocks are correct 2x a day.
caller: “I wanna go to hell!”
James: “ME TO! Buy me a refrigerator magnet when you get there.”
lmao
“What are you scared of you wimps! Gimme a call! Someone! Pleeease!” Lmao
The best one 😂😂😂😂😂
"No..! wrong page... HELL WRONG BIT AGAIN!"
“Where’s the page about me watching the elephants mate & then being really disturbed & slightly jealous, for both parties?!”
Best part
"If you don't smile, I won't tip."
"HARDER!"
Wrong page!
TIEP!
Abringa took me DEEP!... Into the jungle.
"You travel around the world, but you live here. America rules, you commie! Eat me!"
"Well, we've tried."
XD Hahahahaha!!!
Yup classic
"HELL!! WRONG BIT AGAIN!! Where's the page about watching the elephants mate!? And it being really disturbing & making me slightly jealous... for both parties... Hey...!! Has someone been stealing pages out of my journal!? My producer is jealous, he keeps stealing my stuff & lending it to people. Just last week I heard him saying government agents wanting to look at it! What a load of trash! Ahh... we have a call, finally...!"
"Where's the bit about watching the elephants mate!?"
"The Ultimate Disc in the Dark Association of America, who encourages you to get out and play... HARD."
"The world is full of inc... REDIBLE THINGS!"
Its people like you that make me realise why we haven't made a cure for cancer 😂😂😂
I love how everyone hates the host so much that he barely gets any calls in the last episode.
It’s because he insults every other caller and brags about his “exotic” adventures with little boys.
@@cajunkeels Yeah but people still call Lazlow only difference between the two is that Lazlow isn't allowed in airports after what he did with his mother
me too buy a refrigerator magnet when you get there
There I once made a phone call with 30 boys sitting on my lap. Not because I paid them, they wanted to be there 😂😂
Is it bad I almost recited this whole thing word for word because I've heard it in the game so many times?
+rammice I'm doing a voice over copy of this entire segment this weekend. SO nope lol
Nah my man, that's DEDICATION! Keep up the good work!
The Kelsey Grammer of debauchery
I laughed so hard at this comment 😂😂
@@UnasGamingChannel what.
@@techgamingxd2312 the eloquence
That roar though sounds so funny! (6:50) I love it LOL!
Every now and then I just listen to this like I would any other other song I like...They should really bring him back for GTA 5....awesome personality and character.
Oh dude it has been 10 years since GTA 5 ....
@@ramiallan525ikr
6:13 "I can't believe you recommended we go to Barbados on our honeymoon. It was revolting!"
Dunno why that makes me laugh
There were POOR PEOPLE! I was flying there to go AWAY from poor people!
Barbados is lovely
“I’m not racist.. just careful.”
"The summit of your asprirations is a cheerleader with big guns", lol
what a philistine
4:04 Philippines reference in gta sa 😲
In Customs to be exact 🤣which run by syndicate (probable even today)
@@rjn1749Is that p3d0 ph|le Warning?
"The FBI wants to talk to me about a perfectly innocent collection of vacation photographs overseas that I had no idea were being taken."
oh... oh no...
The wild dragons happy ending!!!
“We’ll that’s wonderful. With people like you it’s no wonder we don’t bother curing cancer”
If you don't smile, I won't TIEP!
maybe it's because I'm studying cultural anthropology and thus have a certain appretiation for this, but this is by far my favorite show from all talk shows over the series
If only he wasn’t a parody ( for obvious reasons) character then I think he would be an authentic character
They wrote him pretty well
Philistine!
My producer is jealous he keeps stealing pages from my journal
Prince Andrew was in San Andreas?
And epstein
Ooh let's go tooo the puuuub...
this was my favorite! 😂
Same
Ok Richard
Next caller you’re on the wild traveler ROARRRRRR 😂
The radio stations today aren’t as funny hopefully the next gta game they go back to this kind of bit for the talk radio station
I should get myself a refrigerator magnet
yAY MY FAVOURITE radio
8:39 Therapists in 2030 (They graduated using ChatGpt)
Hello your on the wild traveler where are you
On a cliff
How romantic
I wanna jump
I know what you mean jump into the unknown how can it be a sin if it feels good
Any way whats your question
Why Am I here?
I don't know, why are you there? Where are you? Kenya?
that was so stupid it made me die of laughing lmao
How can it be a sin if it feels good??!!!
Every lowlives' defense.
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc It's satire, dumbass.
4:03 philippines omg i just now notice this wtf 😆
Same
He was in customs booth, we all know it didn't end well. lol
"Morocco, squishy smoke!" I could do with some of that right now ♥
Which min please 😂
07:04 best part I find. The people who put the radio scripts together were British.
7:04
Are we ever going Amsterdam and Morocco
The travel log is hilarious! WRONG PAGE!
i like the part where they talk about elephants doing it
It's 2017
I am just now getting the balloon joke
explain please :D
@@zolicaty4508 balloons = condoms full of cocaine
you alive?
@@zolicaty4508 Drug Smuggling by shoving a balloon up their rectum.
Finally Peru appears on gta.... Oh no
8:34
"I'm not racist, i'm careful"
Yea that's what the KKK said too.
Probably liberal comment
And?
That's the joke 🤦
8:38 to get on man who wanna jump from a cliff
7:04 She said she love Manila May country 💕
4:07*
Oh oh and when he says give me a call someone please!!!!
WRONG PAGE AGAIN!!!
I wanna go to hell
THIS IS FOR MY DIAREA FROM SHREELANKA
I'm From Colombia and we don't have that amount of pot :P
No but plenty of nose candy
Uncle Paul's bestie
If anyone knows a travel book in style as this one, please share it here with us :)
Love this segment, I try to subtly use it when I'm talking to my friends about my trips. The parts about eating fruit as it ripens make them "uneasy" :D
Nice James Mason impression.
J Peterman fron Seinfeld? ahhha
That's exactly who I thought of when I first listened to this.
0:39
Pink+edible=inkredible
Ooo I'm so sick of England... let's go to the pub...
They're all a bunch of alcoholics. At least here we drink a 24 case in private.
Hand puppet
“Im so sick of England” lol
"uhhhhhh lets go to the pub" they're all alcoholics
How come I've never heard the second part in game.
mrt094 I never hear the first part in the game. Maybe it depends on where you are in the game?
I've never heard the second segment of "Lonely Hearts".
matt berry is the man behind the voice? I'm sure
aww ye goddes i miss this... gimmme gta6.. in vr.. and bring back the decent radio.. thats what made the game... stealing cars killing police all to an awesome sounddtrack.. i off course do not condone such actions, ,unless played as a video game.. in which case. ... crack on.... gimmme gta in vr
He sounds like Matt Berry.
I was just thinking that! 🤣
NOOOO! WRONG PAGE!!!😂😂😂
What does he say at the beginning about tasting a wonderful Germans .... ???
Wurst
@@jeraebryant8530 Lol so dirty... Thanks!
Oh boi
2:16 Carcer-City?
Manhunt 1 and 2
Carson City. It's near Las Venturas as the other big city in that area...
Verdant bluffs
Wow😂
america to england 7:03
Australian - 1:40
im on my new ipad.
ricangle who fucking cares
I care. I CARE.
Hell is a real place.
@SgtBaker16 nope. Hell Michigan.
Yes, it's called Manila.
@@chaseviking5096 Detroit?
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc Hell Michigan. We have place here in Michigan called Hell. Even a sign as you are coming in that says Welcome to Hell. Although you can consider Detroit to be hell. Not as bad as places like Chicago though.
@@chaseviking5096 they're all run by democrats
In spanish? Pls
8:35
6:07