Bruh, imagine training your whole life to be a great soldier for the blue team only to get sent to your first battle and see the Nordic God of Lighting sniping at you from a tree
"If a child is being annoying, put them on one of those spinning circles in the playground and wait for them to fly off, they might complain less if they have a concussion." -Dragoon, 2020
THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THE YES AT THE START I find better that someone just answers the question at the start and start explaining why, it's so much better than just making the question and saying, "Oh no, we can't make this part, the run is over.... BUT" I hate it, thank you kind sir
New strategy: mystery cheese (Maybe breaking the rules) The present elf throws a present that contains a random unit. If the unit is a super/dark peasant, you’re pretty much guaranteed a win.
I love how it just gets straight to the point. Video title is the question, first word said is the answer. Then comes the explanation. Thats how all videos of this type should be.
Deadeye : Highly specialized sniper Dragon dancers : Controls a deadly dragon that breaths fire Scarecrow : A magical creature who can summon crows to fight for him Gunslinger : *Gun.*
You could have used shogun more effectively on the pit level I think, his dash has a lower cooldown for easier dodging and his block has a higher limit.
I love the way you started the video. You answered the question I read the title in my head and tapped and then u answered the question. Excellent really
i came here to see if you can beat TABS with one unit, this man immediately said "YES!", i didn't come here to see how, i just wanted to see if it was possible, thanks dude, you saved me time
8:20 I think because the CPU in this game have a different targeting system than possessing them, usually more accurate. They also can detect when to attack more perfectly than the player usually.
4:25 you said Thor was a Greek god but Thor is Norse god. 12:22 you said Thor isn’t afraid to convert the monk to monotheism when Norse mythology is very polytheistic. 10:35 you said spray and pray to the Norse gods while controlling Artemis but Artemis is at Greek goddess.
the end was like mozerella: its not great when just left alone, but if cooked properly, is the BEST CHEEZ EVER. similar to how you used the unit rather than letting ai use it and destroyed the baby hat monks and arrow tornadoes
Игры
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“And our fourth tactic is to summon Greek mythological gods”
Proceeds to summon a Norse god
This caused anger from within my mole hole.
@@moleman3708 The Mole Man has been angered
MT 94 uh oh, not the mole man :0
The second I heard him say that, I instantly scrolled to the comments to see if anyone had been as angered as I.
Puddle you must say hi to the mole man ;:(
Bruh, imagine training your whole life to be a great soldier for the blue team only to get sent to your first battle and see the Nordic God of Lighting sniping at you from a tree
lol
@@potatofarmer9488 YOU SHOULD BE FARMING CHEESE
@@blackbed5108 Potato's are better
*Thor Vietcong*
B
"Stay back monk, I'm not afraid to convert you into monotheism!"
my favorite line from this video
Except Norse mythology is polytheistic
My favourite is
“But I found a cooler looking method”
The way he said it
“The musketeers kill themselves because they’re from a time period of misogyny and can’t comprehend a woman being a better ranged unit than them”
"If a child is being annoying, put them on one of those spinning circles in the playground and wait for them to fly off, they might complain less if they have a concussion."
-Dragoon, 2020
he's not wrong
Tactic: "Send Greek gods to fight your enemies"
*Sends a Nordic god instead*
*While as Artemis* " spray and pray to the Norse Gods"
If gods won't do, then men will . Send in the tanks.
meh, close enough
Budget zeus
He did it as a joke, pat attention to the video
When i clicked on this video, i didnt even realize this was by the same guy who placed a block when you couldve made the jump you sick man
Disgusting
Disgusting
Disgusting
Disgusting
Disgusting
As a Swedish civilian I’m offended by you calling Thor a Greek god
How is this piece of gold not recognized
Dragoon: summons a Norse god
Also dragoon: this strategy is called summon a Greek god
"These guys also seem to commit suicide. Maybe it's because they haven't talked about cheese in a while"
Dragoon, 2020
how can u mess up such a simple quote?
@@grey21hunter20 ??
@@christianoldeman8736 u quoted him wrong, not sure how u did it but u did
@@grey21hunter20 stfu(?)
@@christianoldeman8736 11:00 the exact quote is a bit different but you're close enough.
Never did I think I would find someone who has the same game taste
Same it’s really funny I haven’t seen this challenge before
I am obsessed with skyblock an my friend is obsessed with terraria and tabs it's perfect
You're goddamm right.
Same
SAME!!!
THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THE YES AT THE START
I find better that someone just answers the question at the start and start explaining why, it's so much better than just making the question and saying, "Oh no, we can't make this part, the run is over.... BUT" I hate it, thank you kind sir
Dragoon in 2050: "Can you beat Dark Souls without existing?"
Yes, Thor my favorite type of cheese
Dragoon: greek gods... (Shows thor)
Yes, thor.
Definitely greek.
Yup.
@@davidmingle1650 Thor is my favorite Greek lightning god :)
I mean, he did get straight to the point.
oh hey look it's stampy_fan2
hello
New strategy: mystery cheese
(Maybe breaking the rules)
The present elf throws a present that contains a random unit. If the unit is a super/dark peasant, you’re pretty much guaranteed a win.
But the challenge involves using only one unit?
I love how it just gets straight to the point.
Video title is the question, first word said is the answer. Then comes the explanation. Thats how all videos of this type should be.
Something about this game seems inaccurate idk what tho
Nah, it's really accurate, maybe you got up on the wrong side of the bed
@@jordanstuff6973 no, it isn't "really" accurate, its totally accurate
@@baxtercoffey4595 Thor is a norse god lmao
@@cromux3191 He is. Your point? how is that a Lmao?
@@cromux3191 Nah, Thor is a part of Egyptian mythology
Deadeye : Highly specialized sniper
Dragon dancers : Controls a deadly dragon that breaths fire
Scarecrow : A magical creature who can summon crows to fight for him
Gunslinger : *Gun.*
but deadeye also has gun?
@@420roachdoggjr You dont understand. Its *Gun.*
It’s his neutral special, don’t worry.
Correction. Guns.
Gunslinger: many guns
i love how dragoon just explains stuff with: _C H E E S E_
since when is thor a greek mythologycal god 4:35
You could have used shogun more effectively on the pit level I think, his dash has a lower cooldown for easier dodging and his block has a higher limit.
Hey can you edit the comment for me
@@dalyparfieniuk6993 sure
@@unsie lol nice one
"Thor"
"Greek"
Seems right to me
No hes clearly egyptian
he also calls artemis norse
@@caonstepperunner107 he also threatens to convert the monk which I think is monotheist to monotheism when he’s playing a polytheistic god
@@xelabadman5824 me and my god friends will convert you to the only god!
I was about to comment this lol
*"NOPE, BUT A TANK CAN"*
Wasn't expecting that 😂😂😂
*Laughs In Custom Unit*
watermelons are cool
Nice
yes they are
Excuse me good sir? Are those melons you are talking about include "Cocomelon"? If it does, well... You won't be so good anymore...
ikr
Bastian si yes
At first I was disappointed that this wasn’t hypixel skyblock but then I watched the video, and this is one my favourite videos that you have made!
Bruh I'm excited when it's NOT hypixel
"they might complain less if they have a concussion" lmaoo subbed
"I thought this game was supposed to be realistic"
5 seconds later: literally summons Artemis
The video we didn’t know we needed
69th like
Dragoon is the kind of guy who can upload anything and get views
its his humor thats entertaining, the gameplay is just a set up for the jokes
This video got fewer views than his normal ones unfortunately. I love it, watched it twice already lol.
thats why I like youtubers like this becuase I like them becuase of there humor and personality not gameplay
Dragoon: And our fourth tactic is to summon Greek mythological gods
Thor: Wait is this a crossover episode?
i was just complain gn about long intros and when you said “yes” and got right into the video it made me so happy!!! much appreciated. subbed
"They might complain less if they have a concussion"
- Dragoon
That intro... It has reached a new plane of existance
I love the way you started the video. You answered the question I read the title in my head and tapped and then u answered the question. Excellent really
literally one of the funnies vids I've watched in a while
Keep doing what you're doing
I love how he said “Greek gods” even tho Thor is Norse, not Greek
I am swedish and approve
@@julianle1803 me too my friend, me too
Wait what
She’s not gonna fuck you bro 😂😂💀
This is exactly what I was thinking
Did he just call thor greek? 4:24
Thanks for being concise and simple in your introduction.
The tank would be pepper jack cheese
Or Colby jack
Ok I found the first thing that dragoon has been wrong about
Thor is a Norse god not Greek
Yes
Same thing
@@jeffireymurdock2073 ?
@@bionictryhard2272 you know jokes exist
TahANK YOU
What I learned in this video:
When u want to fight thor, use a tank
i came here to see if you can beat TABS with one unit, this man immediately said "YES!", i didn't come here to see how, i just wanted to see if it was possible, thanks dude, you saved me time
This video felt like a Gamechamp3000 video, thanks for letting me know how to do this challenge!
Dragoon Thor is a nordic GOD lol
That's the joke
That was the joke
That musketeer remark at 10:19 was brilliant.
indeed
I can’t wait for dragoons next video
Beating Minecraft but I’m being deported to the Vatican whilst my keyboard is on fire
I love how fast your channel is growing I remember when you had little subscribers
The answer: Yes
Short Answer: Yes
Long Answer: Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
aye
This is the most informative and useful guide you've ever put out in your career and it's not even skyblock...
Loved the vid ❤️
The fact that the question posed in the title was answered RIGHT at the start is meaning enough for me to watch the entire video.
Love that he answers the question straight away
I haven't seen this game in years...
Unit Creator beta is out it's really good
this man is my spirit animal. he has such good taste in humor
Such good taste in cheese
@@blakeslater2064 yeah
Thor is a Norse mythological god for those who don’t know
Never before have I seen a video that answered the title question right at the start of the video. I am impressed
Waiting for the "WhY nO sKyBlOcK"
But this makes you the vey thing you were waiting for
Where's Skyblock? We don't want this :(
WhY nO sKyBlOcK
Cheese: surprise
Tactic name: secret Santa
Explanation: present elf
(It has a chance of spawning a super peasant)
Finally a video that answers the question straight from the get go
Not only is Thor a Greek god, but apparently a monotheistic Greek god as well. This new lore is astounding.
“Greek gods” “Thor”
I feel like you did that purposely
plot twist: this video is just a cheese company advertisement
you have angered not only greek mythology fans, but also norse mythology fans, at the same time. I AM SO PROUD TO BE SUBSCRIBED TO YOU
"Summon Greek Mythical Gods"
Dragoon: *Proceeds to summon a Norse God*
*doesn't even ask a question*
Dragoon: YES.
dude look at the title of the vid it asks a question he answers yes to it
8:20 I think because the CPU in this game have a different targeting system than possessing them, usually more accurate. They also can detect when to attack more perfectly than the player usually.
8:40 Yeah, Yeah he's got a point
“Nope but a tank can”
Words to live by
5:26 this level still does PTSD, OH MY, WHY IT HAS TO BE SO HARD
For some reason, the opening screen actually makes sense now.
The only thing they fear is you. The Slayer's time... IS NOW!
this actually such a good video. I laughed so hard
Ah yes, Thor, my favourite GREEK god from GREEK mythology in GREECE where the GREEKS lived and worshipped GREEK gods like Thor
i think tank is the best greek god
“a team of raptors and children” good fit ngl
The intro is something I have been trying to find for 2 years
Best Greek god is definitely Cupid, so great he’s not even on the list
He roman doe
@@cuttlefrank5409 r/wooosh
@@cuttlefrank5409 wha he means eros
@@macaroni3919 nah he literally said Cupid, he got it wrong how tf is that a woooosh
"you get to a level where you get to beat Zeus, as Thor" (5:20)
Welp, that line aged very well
2 years later thor beats up zeus in thor 4
This feels like a Doug Doug video
4:30 thor is a germanic god lol
Thor is neither Greek, nor Germanic, Thor is the Norse god of thunder, you poopy droopy stoopy load of overgrown horse manure
“This tactic is to summon Greek mythological gods.”
*Proceeds to summon Thor, a Norse god
Thank god someone who doesn’t force me to skip to the end for answers
This man is great. Gives us the answer at the beginning.
I need to know what music plays in 7:21 or I swear I'll go insane.
lol there are two videos with the ECXACT same title.
dragoon: spinning tank fortress never loses
dragoon 2 minutes ago: the spinning tank fortress lost
I like how he's talking to us like well do it
9:28 how could you
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"Colder than Wim Hof's beard" genius
nice video you made it really good by adding chees and editing the video put together so well keep with the chees
Thor is norse mythology not greek. but then when he was Artemis (who is greek) he said spray and pray to the NORSE gods make up your mind guy
🤓👆
i thought this was a geometry das- i mean a terrari- i mean a roblo- i mean a minecraf- i mean a satan worshipping channel?
this brings a whole new meaning to "1 man army"
This man is truly the MasterChef of TABS
12:35 Me.
4:25 you said Thor was a Greek god but Thor is Norse god. 12:22 you said Thor isn’t afraid to convert the monk to monotheism when Norse mythology is very polytheistic. 10:35 you said spray and pray to the Norse gods while controlling Artemis but Artemis is at Greek goddess.
the end was like mozerella:
its not great when just left alone, but if cooked properly, is the BEST CHEEZ EVER.
similar to how you used the unit rather than letting ai use it and destroyed the baby hat monks and arrow tornadoes
I remember beating an entire campaign just cheesing with the scarecrow its so fun
I do that with the wizzard