Arrange Marriage | Stand up comedy by Amit Tandon
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- Опубликовано: 6 апр 2020
- US Tour 2022 Tickets Out on TandonAmit.com
I had an Arranged Marriage, a concept that people feel is getting obsolete. But I still believe in it because I would have been single otherwise
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Edited by Unnaggi Productions 
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He is an educated and cultured person. Unfortunately most of these standalone comedians think that the success lies in using all the dirty words in the name of modernism and liberalism. They will know how badly they are mistaken if they watch Ameet Tandon. Well done buddy. Really appreciate your presentation.
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Absolutely correct. Amit is the Gold standard of hilarious, intelligent and imaginative, clean comedy. ❤❤❤❤❤
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So true
No abusive language
No double meaning
No below the belt punches
Still he made everyone laugh... That's the talent
Akash Jadhav balls
Amit Tandon is a genius
Right
Is there anything wrong in double meaning jokes?
Well said👍
Fathers conversation starts with weather and ends with modi. Truest statement
Do you like modi? Honest question bro?
@Harsh Raval bro 😂😂😂
hamare yaha direct modii se hi start aur modi pr hi khatam hoti hai
@@princebhai2755 no iam not a big fan.. as our pm he isnt doing that great. Ever since he came most of our statistics in terms of gdp and many others have been decreasing, many important topics have been pushed aside. Many important people in the BJP still believe in cast and do not respect nor do they think of the lower cast like dalits, and mainly he doesnt treat all religion equally. It's pretty clear that he doesnt liem muslims. And many BPJ candidates in the top have said terrible things about muslims too..
@Harsh Raval that's not the only reason.. u think we just hate every non muslim?? That's not how it works, some of my closest friends are non muslims. We cant follow other religions but are told to respect others and their choices. U think I hate modi cuz hes a hindu??, the party my family voted for, their leader isnt a Muslim.. I've explained it pretty clearly in the comment I just made now. He doesnt treat religion equally and as a leader he is supposed to help everyone irrespective of their religion
I love your self-deprecating humor. Thanks for being a clean comedian. My story is just the opposite. I was an engineer too. I was scared of arranged marriage. Somehow I developed courage in USA and have been happily married to a beautiful woman of Chinese descent for almost 30 years. We need more comedians like you.
Amit Tandon - the king of clean and sensible stand up comedy.
Mast.
Ishaan Singla balls
Seriously. We need this type of standup comedians. Nowadays every comedian is just all about using abusive words.
He speaks very sensible
The only standup comedian who can be enjoyed without headphones n his videos can be shown to parents too. No use of strong language nothing like that. Pure comdey.❤️😍
True.. I too show my mom..
Khareed le bhai headphones
@@amanchaudhary1616 i was being metaphoric about how pure his comdey is🙌🏻 #headphones_hai
@@anupriyaagrawal7773 same here🙌🏻
There is one more anubhav bassi
No gali, no sex, no vulgarity only pure comedy, that's call stand up real comedy
I love his comedy. Rich in humour, no unnecessary buildups, rich in content and delivered in a calm pace. No slangs or bad words makes his comedy so classy. Superb.
The man who make everyone laugh without using any abuse words. Hats off to him 👍👍
Totally agree
Totally agree
True
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Wait! Let me go buy a hat first, put it on my hat, start this video again, and put my hat off.....
father wala epic tha 😂😂
father's conversation starts with weather end with Modi
Hi hello my name Circuit.
Hy
@@hejabnoorkhan4056 bhai wo ladka hai
Totally epic....funny knowing this is a common trait among all fathers
@@priyankamaihar4179 Hui😅
Well those who don't know, this guy already has a Netflix special. I enjoyed that show a lot along with my parents. Great job man! Keep bringing clean comedy, we need more of such guys
"Mai usi ko Haan karunga jo mujhe Haan karegi" 😂😂😂
जो आदमी confidently झूठ बोल सकता है उसकी हो जाएगी और हम रह जाएंगे ।👍🤣
100% right
उपर से दहेज भि नहीं मिलेगा
Absolutely ri8
The Only Stand Up Comedian... who's Jokes are most funnier without using any abuse or vulgar words.
Sharma g ka launda bhi toh hai
same words for him...........from me................
Agreed
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@@rajneeshjaswal8688 Obviously bro nice opinion Kher guys please can i get 1 Subscriber Thanks 💐🔥👍
That "Bengali Hoti toh" was Epic ❤️❤️
One of the finest comedian seen from last 5 years with utmost decency...
Mausam se modi😂😂😂😂
And mai usiko haan boloonga jo muje haan bolegi🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌😂
Every joke you said., everyone can relate with himself.. this is the best quality of yours..
I am from Bangladesh and I love how you make us laugh without being vulgar. Hats off
" bengali hoti, to jake blog bhi liklhti" - this is intelligent usage of stereotype ... unlike fish jokes by many others
Ab Jake tu blog likh le ispr 🤣🤣
Left lib gadhe hote hai.. isliye
Who did he taunted here?
No abusive language
No vulgarity no cheap comments or double meaning shit
Clean heartstabbing heartwarming pure comedy
Mashallah Mashallaha
Real talented guy .keep it up bhai sahab
Lots of praises and prayers
Had a hearty laugh enjoyed every bit of it with family and friends and shared it to near and dear ones as well ..
Jazakallaha Khair
May Allah bless u and your family with health and happiness .Aameen...
As you are spreading peace love and happiness through your witty humourous comedy around the globe ..
Jazakallaha Khair for entertaining us..
Mrs Zaheeruddin Ahmed
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Hyderabad
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Tabassum, Amit Tandon will now be hosting his show on Sab TV.
No loos talk or cheap wording , steals the show , love from Pakistan 😍
What about kashmir ? Your sister mother also dance on Indian songs ? Hypocrite basterd.
@@materockk1579 this actually tells a lot about your upbringing.... You should be ashamed..
@@materockk1579 get fucked dude
True bro😊
Hats off to u sir
No vulgarity
The only person who can b watched with family
Keep it up
100% Agree
Rajat Chauhan ka naam suna hai
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I was about to comment the same
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I have met 3 arranged marriage guys in CCD. Now i believe that place is jinxed 😂
We r decoding coffee muffins... meanwhile u go decide whether to spend life together or not......😂😂😂😂 so true.... U take more time to buy a cell phone than than.....
Amit sir just nailed it from his jokes on childhood relationshil with his father brother jokes drinking jokes school jokes college jokes marriage jokes holiday jokes all the jokes resemble so much to the life of people born in 60s to 90s. And they are so true to it.
I laughed way too loud at the dog and kidney scenario and at the sarson ka tel part 🤣🤣 I'm constantly amazed by Amit's ability to observe the smallest details and find humor in them - moments that we all know of but never thought of in this way. Like the example from his special about kids fighting and saying, "Papa woh mujhe dekh raha hai." My boyfriend and I burst out laughing at that joke. Way too relatable.
I dont understand that sarso ka tel part...what does that mean??
@@vipull8371 means a person who is dating will not apply sarson ka tel because of its strong smell... Ab samjha?
His punchline is too good! 😂
The best real life stand up comedian who basically have united the whole nation as each n everyone of any age group can Enjoy Mr Tandon's stand up. Hats off
Tandon sahab is the face of real and mature comedy and only comedy without using vulgarity
Hi The you are.
I adore his neat n clean comedy. By the way my hubby is also Mechanical Engineer 👨💻. Arrange marriage
Your jokes are so real that not a single person (A man or a woman) can say that none of the jokes relates to him or her. On top of that they are pure and without any vulgarity.
Thats the comedy that i can watch with my family. This guy is a smart gentleman and ppl rightly say that smart people are usually funny. Realistic comedy that i can relate with...hats off to you sir
No vulgarity.no bad words.just pure humar ....that's why u are my all time favourite .
loved the comment ' bengali hoti, to jake blog bhi liklhti'
I was looking for this comment. To come and like it. 😂😂
What was this in reference to tho?
@@macverse7121 bcz Bengali families r very much liberal and modern and here daughters r brought up independently, and equal to the sons.no discrimination on the basis of sex or anything for that matter.
i was searching for this too🤣🤣🤣
@@sharmisthasarkar2589 no offence,
But now
I understand why i get so many bengali girls in po*n videos.😅😅
OMG...I watched it so many times...evergreen comedy....Amit Tandon is miles ahead of others guys
This video is finished and I was like :- " Bas itna hi tha""
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Story narration is superb, awesome. Mind blowing...👏👏👏👏👏
Sir aapki comedy itni clean hai ke mazaa aa jata hai... You prove that bad languages are not needed for comedy...
king of clean comedy. great observations.
Really man ....take a bow.. clean comedy healthy comedy has a perfect example: Amit Tandon..
"Sarso ka tel" 😂😂😂
The last one was epic!!!
Sarso ka tel lga tha means?
@@nayaabnayu7935 I also
@@nayaabnayu7935 It mean that he had applied mustard oil on his hair.
@@nayaabnayu7935 it means mummy ne kaha tha tabhi laga ke aaya hai => mommy's boy => bohot seedha ladka hai
Or if someone had a girlfriend, it implies ladka apni pasand ka karta hai.. independent
@@viveknaik001 oooo thanks
इस विपदा की घड़ी में आपका ये हास परिहास एक संजीवनी की भांति आया है। धन्यवाद। 🙏
Ohh abhi main ramayan dekh ke aaya tha😊😊😊
😂love it
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Clean and neat comedy , Amit Tandon never insult Hindu God's 👍🏻👍🏻
This guy is the best (cleanest) comedian I have seen in the recent times.
It's very hard to find stand up comedians these days without the crass language they use..
YOU ARE AN EXCEPTION & HOW ❤❤😍😍
This man's jokes are highly relatable
Sarson ka tel had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂
This is so relatable because we all have older brothers/sisters/cousins in our family for whom our parents/uncles and aunts do exactly what he said. Then we get to hear these same stories from them. 🙂
cooking js sexist nailed it man 😂😂
@Shaan S beacause iska matlab ye hua ladki sirf ghar k kam krne k leyak h 😂😂
I don't think it's sexist .. if the spouse is a homemaker, the husband/wife would expect him/her to cook and if both are working, hire a cook
@@njoy51 i agree nd man are best shef u hear any women sher name rearly but feminist like neha Dhupia belive that it is sexist 😂😂
@@kamaldeeppunia9983 oooooo hahahahshshsh
Sab nee Muffins mangwaliye saath me 🤣 hilarious
A person who can make laugh kids to senior citizens ( whole family ) very very clean show always eager to listen him again & again .
damn! the cool guy I ever seen, the way he is narrating and body language, calm and deliver content to the audience with equal responding fans. I mean too good yr too good.
The best part of your standup is there is no doble meaning no nonveg and i can show it to my parents 😎😘
Bro one day you will find a mature way to say what you mean without using the term "non-veg" 😂😂
The only comedian after VIR Das who has got a Netflix special.
Watch it guys. Ek number 👍👍
He’s stand up comedy is clean, family can watch
Best stand up comedian without using abusive language . Hats off sir
Too good man, after a long time seen such comedian, his personality reflects his education, Which others are lacking.
Hats off. So detailed observations. Phd on arrange marriages.
Love this guy .... Watched this epi so many many times!!! He is so real
Love your content always, i always mention you are the only stand-up comedians that i know who doesn't uses filthy humour to entertain the audience. MUCH MUCH RESPECT. Bless you.😍😍😍😍😍😍
amit is one of the most intelligent..smart and decent stand up comedian,,,that you can enjoy his every single show with your parents and family members
like him and love his every jokes
The only Stand up comedian I regularly try and watch who is from India. Been to two of his live shows in Toronto. Tickets sold out a month ahead of time. But 2 hours of pure fun and laughter. People came with extended families and grandfolks, kids. Total riot act, including the person who opens for Amit.
The best ever comedy I have come across...simply superb, a huge thumbs up, stay blessed
Stand up pure and clean comedy deserves standing ovation. Thank you Tandon ji for hours of family entertainment for us.
Bang on!!! You hit each and every single point with laser sharp accuracy and attention to detail ..... 💯👍👏😂.
I love the line " photo wali asli mein ladki milti hi nhi h " And that prem studio filters
He is not only the best comedian , a much more better human 🙏🙏
True comedian.. Hats off to you Sir... I can recommend my parents as well to watch your videos. ☺️☺️
The end was like I dnt hv words. Love ur comedy
Hi The this is a.
Can you explain the ending joke
@@Manworld143 putting sarso tel in your hair basically indicates that you're uncool or old fashioned. Which is why the girl probably assumed that he was too lame to have had a girlfriend, since he still put sarso ka tel in his hair, which is something kids are usually forced to do by their moms.
@@zetaforever4953 😂🤣🤣😅 Thanks for your note....
Lockdown mein shaadi Shuda logon ko yahi to chahiye. :D Amit Tandon You Rock. :D
एक भी घटिया शब्द इस्तेमाल नहीं किया। किसी को बेइज़्ज़त नहीं किया। ये है असली हास्य। बहुत बढ़िया मित्र। खूब तरक्की करोगे।😊🙏
Too good laughing like anything 🤣first time such a pure comedy standup
Our whole family is your fan. You are never short of punch lines... always brimming with new ideas... very much connected to our lives... so natural. Always looking forward for your new videos. God bless you. You are so hilarious and sophisticated and graceful.
Mechanical engineer here 😂😂 can relate to everything
The top right of the comment.
Same bhaii
What a sense of humour👏👏👏👏so clean and hilarious.... A perfect relatable family watch👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍
Brilliant .... I have seen such a clean comedy after ages .... I hv become a fan of ur talent and genuineness 👍
Best one sir a fan from Pakistan.
Thanks Amit.
This is the first stand-up video which I watched with my parents.
They loved it. ☺️
He is a gem, very clean comedy and still a lot of laughter in that. Love from Pakistan
Awesome! Very logical, intelligent and pure comedy!!!
The last one was damn epic 😂😂
Amazing.... 👍 the only stand up comedian who can make people laugh without any abusing words..
Pure Comedy !!
Not insulting any one, no strong language, no abusive words... A pure comedy... Loved it :)
Clean Comedy with minute observations. Very good.
Don’t have to swear to be funny. Pure comedy relates to most of us. 👏
Dear Amit, u r a great speaker and comedian. Love from Pakistan
He is extremely funny real down to earth guy. I love you Tandon
super! Damn funny, A natural comedian . ❤️😍
Loved you from moment I heard you! Soon after was lucky to see your act live at the Bhavan in London 2019. Welcome back!
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Prem studio
And prem studio too
@@thewhitene9746 😂 Obviously bro Kher guys please can i get 1 Subscriber Thanks 💐🔥👍
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Excellent sense of humor.😁😁 Every girl wants to marry such type of boy who has full sense of humor nd keep her happy. Amit aapki wife aapke Sense of humor ki quality se khush hai ki gifts bhi dene padte hai.😁😁😁👸
He maintains his standard..!! Clear comedy 😀👍🏻👍🏻
Liked this before even finishing the video, after hearing the cooking part lol
Very clear thoughts. Cool attitude and no absurdity. I every time enjoy his shows. Keep this pace. We like you Tandon sahab.. ,👍
So clean comedy !!! Loved it
I can totally relate to this... Just got engaged in June.... after struggling for 3 year 😆🤣🤣
What light hearted sense of humour..
Amazing ❤️
8:27 girl is like mene apna photo bhi vahi edit karvaya tha 😂
Photo*
@@tanvi4670 thanks Ma'am
Bohat sahi observation 🤣🤣
I loved this set... so relatable and funny!!! Without any horribly unnecessary abusive words. Keep this going Mr. Tandon :)
He is a benchmark for sober and feeling fresh stand up comedian
He deserves at least 2-3 millions subscribers...otherwise message goes that people prefer abusive words over clean comedy.