When I first heard the lyrics, I thought they were some sort of parody, was kinda shocked to find out those, apart from the horse bit, are the actual lyrics. Here are some alternative Union lyrics: O I'm a good old Yankee, Now that's just what I am. I love this land of freedom I fight for Uncle Sam. I'm glad I fought for it, I'm proud that we have won, The Traitors get no pardon For anything they've done. I hate the Confederacy, I hate Jeff Davis too, I hate the slave plantations, I hate them through and through. I hate the nasty stars and bars, Further the Dixie Cross The lying murderous rebels, I celebrate their loss. I hate the Traitor nation And everything they do, I hate their secession, That slaver's power coup. I hate the institution Of slavery and blood I hate their "Stainless Banner" I'd stain it with some mud. I rode with U.S. Grant, For two years near about, Both humble and a hero Took Vicksburg calm and stout We frightened old Virginia And also Bobby Lee, Should he be resurrected I'd hang him on a tree. Three hundred thousand Traitors Lay stiff in their own dust, We got three hundred thousand We made their "Nation" bust They died of Northern fire And Northern steel and shot, I wish they where five million Instead of what we got. And now I take my musket To go fight them once more, Destroy the Ku Klux Klan Now that is certain sure, And I will give no pardon Once I will arrive They shall be reconstructed, Dead of alive. PS Great work on your Union songs, keep it up!
Great video man! But all jokes aside, your videos have basically changed the way I live. Everyday when I’m driving to work, I play your songs. Working as a little wage slave at 15 bucks an hour. It’s sad. Workers are the reason society succeeds.
Beautiful. Every second. Especially where you messed up the lyrics, like 99% of the Dixie Sore Losers do, and the sore loser crying. Happy April Fools, Comrade
🎶 ohhh imma dead ole rebel , that’s just what I am I fought for slavery, for that my soul is damned I charged with George Pickett , hos could it get worse? Then I saw General Lee balls deep inside his horse Then Sherman burnt my house down , it really made me cry Them hanks howled bout how ole Stonewall died But now I’m dead , I can finally rest Go up to heaven , hang out with the best Stopped and turnt away, from the paradise of heaven By John Fucking Brown with an AK 47
Hey, I recently came into possession of a 1973 IWW songbook, and I've noted theres a couple of forgotten wobbly songs in it, would there be a way I could contact you to send you the songs?
I only found this because I was searching for a piano version of this song. I was amazed that it wasn't there a few weeks ago when I looked. The South will rise again, were there any anarchist tunes you know of you could play? I heard one called Di Yiddishe Anarhisten or something like that... Oh, really skilful, too😂
Stalin was Georgian. Yep liberals, the defeater of fascism was a proud CONFEDERATE.
Hahaha that’s the perfect definition of a half truth.
He didn’t defeat fascism he defeated another guys worse fascism
@@paraceratherium255that’s if you accept that he is the defeater of fascism
This is horrifying. Please continue this April 1st tradition - this is art in th making.
Listen libtards my wife left me I can't 😅😅
I nearly spat out my drink when the image overlay came into focus lmao.
just noticed the ifunny logo as well, this was a blast.
this is simultaneously terrifying and hilarious
Hell yes I'm a patriot🏳️⚧️
The real red, white, and blue
Wrong flag 🇺🇸 (the flag you used is the transgender flag if you meant the confederacy then my bad I sent realize there was no emoji for it.
Rally round the bonnie blue flag 🏳️⚧️
@@alexisalexannis4684 (it's a joke)
@@hippyjoe that bears a single star
When I first heard the lyrics, I thought they were some sort of parody, was kinda shocked to find out those, apart from the horse bit, are the actual lyrics.
Here are some alternative Union lyrics:
O I'm a good old Yankee,
Now that's just what I am.
I love this land of freedom
I fight for Uncle Sam.
I'm glad I fought for it,
I'm proud that we have won,
The Traitors get no pardon
For anything they've done.
I hate the Confederacy,
I hate Jeff Davis too,
I hate the slave plantations,
I hate them through and through.
I hate the nasty stars and bars,
Further the Dixie Cross
The lying murderous rebels,
I celebrate their loss.
I hate the Traitor nation
And everything they do,
I hate their secession,
That slaver's power coup.
I hate the institution
Of slavery and blood
I hate their "Stainless Banner"
I'd stain it with some mud.
I rode with U.S. Grant,
For two years near about,
Both humble and a hero
Took Vicksburg calm and stout
We frightened old Virginia
And also Bobby Lee,
Should he be resurrected
I'd hang him on a tree.
Three hundred thousand Traitors
Lay stiff in their own dust,
We got three hundred thousand
We made their "Nation" bust
They died of Northern fire
And Northern steel and shot,
I wish they where five million
Instead of what we got.
And now I take my musket
To go fight them once more,
Destroy the Ku Klux Klan
Now that is certain sure,
And I will give no pardon
Once I will arrive
They shall be reconstructed,
Dead of alive.
PS Great work on your Union songs, keep it up!
I became worried
Until I saw the date
Probably the best thing of april fools 2023.
You had me laughing out loud. Well played!
This is amazing
I have never seen an user name and a profile picture as cursed as yours
@@mkra7769 genuine horror
You again!
Great username
Lmao you had me for a good second
Best April Fool’s Day ever 🤣
The only confederate song I'll listen to on repeat. Accent on top
I have a very loose association with time, when this popped up in my feed I was like whut?🤣 Well played.
100% me too! I'm like..Jack??? ain't that a Reb song? wait, what day is it????
Came right over here when I saw it was April 1st. I'm glad you have seen the bright white light of truth.
Happy April Fools, Comrades! The South gunna rise agin! YeeHAW!
i forgot it was April first and was REALLY confused for a second lmao
This will surely bring an end to libtardum
Great video man! But all jokes aside, your videos have basically changed the way I live. Everyday when I’m driving to work, I play your songs. Working as a little wage slave at 15 bucks an hour. It’s sad. Workers are the reason society succeeds.
God bless us comrade!
Beautiful. Every second. Especially where you messed up the lyrics, like 99% of the Dixie Sore Losers do, and the sore loser crying.
Happy April Fools, Comrade
You know, despite being an april fools video, I still think you did a really good job with it.
🎶 ohhh imma dead ole rebel , that’s just what I am
I fought for slavery, for that my soul is damned
I charged with George Pickett , hos could it get worse?
Then I saw General Lee balls deep inside his horse
Then Sherman burnt my house down , it really made me cry
Them hanks howled bout how ole Stonewall died
But now I’m dead , I can finally rest
Go up to heaven , hang out with the best
Stopped and turnt away, from the paradise of heaven
By John Fucking Brown with an AK 47
lmao nice
It feels weird
How can a confederate song that is supposed to be reactionary feel like a song for a (anti American) communist revolution attempt
Well played
I suggest Dixie for next year! This is absolutely hilarious.
The Union Dixie one can be funny😄😄😄
this is probably the best version of that chassic song
Fuck yeah patriot
That's what it feels like to drive a Ford F150
I'm from South Carolina but god damn, i love this shit sm
bruh i discovered you recently and going through your videos i saw the flag in the thumb and was scared as hell lol, keep it up you're very good
Hey, I recently came into possession of a 1973 IWW songbook, and I've noted theres a couple of forgotten wobbly songs in it, would there be a way I could contact you to send you the songs?
There's a five verse English Internationale in it, seems rare.
@@comrade3537 Can you send them up onto Imgur? For public viewing as well, he can see it there too
@@oogatooga8280 alr
@@oogatooga8280 me 2
Video suggestion: Death to the Traitors
Oh way down South in a land of traitors
just found this channel you rock
This brought me a lot of joy. 😂
Lyrics?
Holy shit, I'm a month out from April Fools and saw this in your video list and was like ??
The best face reveal
This was a good laugh, I love it
Ong this is the best April fools I’ve ever seen.
I don't know why, but in my opinion your singing voice is much more different than your normal voice.
(The comparison of this vid and other vids.)
He's putting on a voice
I only found this because I was searching for a piano version of this song. I was amazed that it wasn't there a few weeks ago when I looked. The South will rise again, were there any anarchist tunes you know of you could play? I heard one called Di Yiddishe Anarhisten or something like that... Oh, really skilful, too😂
april fools.
Proud patriot 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
База
Во истину базис. Прямо таки базон. Почти генштаб.
I love this lol
Where is the "take me down to the land of traitors"
Hilarious
no banjo. -100/10
Nice
Aye yo! 😂
half face reveal?!
amazing thumbnail
When I first saw this, I was terrified.
Ye hoot partner
This.
Robert E Lee, hero of the global south
I prefer you on april fools, much more smart
big chungus wholesome 100 amirite