Sh*t UChicago Students Say.

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @jkramer1212
    @jkramer1212 10 лет назад +753

    "I procrastinate by doing less important homework."
    So true.

  • @roguenify
    @roguenify 9 лет назад +423

    University of Chicago: Where the only thing that goes down on you is your GPA.

  • @footballherocjp
    @footballherocjp 9 лет назад +275

    "if i only had 1 hour to live id spend it in this class because it feels like an eternity" LMAO

  • @summer2011leggo
    @summer2011leggo 10 лет назад +240

    "the tests have more curves than the girls" bwahahahahaha!!!

  • @JordanOrlando
    @JordanOrlando 9 лет назад +124

    I was at Chicago from 1984-1988. Watching this gave me a sweet nostalgic wrench -- since it's obvious that all the things I loved (and hated!) about the place haven't changed at all.

    • @matthewnickerson9962
      @matthewnickerson9962 Год назад +1

      My thoughts exactly, Jordan.

    • @JordanOrlando
      @JordanOrlando Год назад +1

      @@matthewnickerson9962 Hello, Matt!

    • @matthewnickerson9962
      @matthewnickerson9962 Год назад

      Hey Jordan. Guess your YT alerts are on, as are mine. Took me seven years to discover this. If you ever come to a reunion, I will say hello in person 😄

  • @kamilkisielewicz8301
    @kamilkisielewicz8301 7 лет назад +60

    "UChicago. Where the tests have more curves than the girls." LMAOOO

  • @joannelop4072
    @joannelop4072 8 лет назад +104

    My favorite, how about some coffee and some pretentious conversation. So true lol

  • @DreKC
    @DreKC 6 лет назад +46

    “I procrastinate by doing less important homework” EXTREMELY FUNNY 😂

  • @jacobre610
    @jacobre610 12 лет назад +73

    I love how they actually got regular kids to do this...not just theater kids who love being on camera. Like me. Haha

  • @chris_o41
    @chris_o41 8 лет назад +163

    this is enough for me to realize im not going to uchicago

  • @soo-jinkweon2786
    @soo-jinkweon2786 9 лет назад +102

    I procrastinate by doing less important homework. lololol

  • @DanielMaxSteinberg
    @DanielMaxSteinberg 4 года назад +40

    Can confirm, UChicago is still exactly like this (before the Plague happened). Glad some things don't change!

  • @saikorox3
    @saikorox3 12 лет назад +32

    "I brought coffee, and pretentious conversation" -at classics cafe. so true!

  • @jamsternazzy
    @jamsternazzy 9 лет назад +24

    This makes me miss UChicago so much... AND THE PEOPLE IN THIS VIDEO it's been so long since I've seen so many of you.

  • @zhangvict1
    @zhangvict1 12 лет назад +28

    "I procrasinate by doing less important homework" THIS IS SO FUNNY, BECAUSE IT IS ACTUALLY TRUE FOR ME LOLOL

  • @lolhimechan
    @lolhimechan 11 лет назад +16

    'I only have one hour to live and I spend it on this class because it feels like an eternity' Lol, I'm so madly in love with this place.

  • @interestingphotographs
    @interestingphotographs 2 года назад +14

    watched this video as a prospect and i didn't get it. rewatched as a student, and oh my god its too accurate.

  • @graciela8916
    @graciela8916 7 лет назад +17

    "THE TESTS HAVE MORE CURVES THAN THE GIRLS"
    DEAD AF

  • @theplatinumorder1346
    @theplatinumorder1346 2 года назад +3

    I submitted my UChicago app yesterday this video is now my entire inspiration.

  • @azariacba
    @azariacba 12 лет назад +18

    "How about some coffee and some pretentious conversation?"
    Brilliant.

  • @sillyslayer_
    @sillyslayer_ 2 года назад +8

    “this is the university of chicago, NOTHING is immoral”
    😭😭

  • @jasonjstdr
    @jasonjstdr 12 лет назад +14

    OMG! I graduated from the UofC in 1994. It's good to see that my tribe remains the same. This video is like a freakin' time warp.

  • @aaronlee2941
    @aaronlee2941 9 лет назад +78

    I want UChicago 2020 so much :}

  • @momisgotabrandnewbag
    @momisgotabrandnewbag 12 лет назад +12

    "You're so UChicago pretty."

  • @darksoul1381
    @darksoul1381 8 лет назад +75

    Does she maximize your expected utility? XD

  • @silverhawk7324
    @silverhawk7324 10 лет назад +8

    This gave me the will to study for my exams after grinning from ear to ear strangely enough. Intellectual trolling at its finest! =D

  • @Aggergate_Demand
    @Aggergate_Demand 11 лет назад +13

    Yes. We really do hammer that "of" in the University "OF" Chicaga.

  • @lalakuma9
    @lalakuma9 6 лет назад +12

    BJ is literally the Hogwarts dorm. Even though almost the whole school was pretty much Hogwarts.

  • @mvrcushenry1712
    @mvrcushenry1712 6 лет назад +2

    i literally watched this video like years before I got into uchicago and even knew what econ was and now 0:27 makes sense... thanks ECON 20000

    • @laineweis6024
      @laineweis6024 3 года назад

      ....did u give a tour at UofC recently...

  • @thepenguininatux
    @thepenguininatux 12 лет назад +8

    my favorite line was the coffee and pretentious conversation one. that one was REALLY good. :)

  • @bobbelcher678
    @bobbelcher678 8 лет назад +43

    Uchicago 2022...plz omg 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏

    • @hayleystudy
      @hayleystudy 8 лет назад +22

      Better study, its the 3rd ranked university in America right now!

    • @willk6185
      @willk6185 6 лет назад +4

      Did you get in?

  • @benjaminwild3350
    @benjaminwild3350 4 года назад +1

    2:57 is perhaps the most spot on thing I have ever seen.

  • @basilsflowercrown9310
    @basilsflowercrown9310 2 года назад +3

    "let the number of shits I give about delta epsilon proofs be the minimum of one and epsilon" I felt that in my very soul. Screw delta epsilon proofs.

  • @prata1019
    @prata1019 Год назад +2

    0:52 Oh my god

  • @baqaqi
    @baqaqi 12 лет назад +1

    Oh, man. I haven't been there in over 20 years, and it's still definitely the U of C I knew. Now I want to go check out that new building and see what it's like with snow. Sigh. Half a country away...

  • @edmtrumpet
    @edmtrumpet 12 лет назад +3

    "You went to Harper just to sleep?"
    I did that all the time.

  • @GregKulevich
    @GregKulevich 3 года назад +1

    I lived in Shoreland 2002-2005. It was before your time.

  • @cortneymac9596
    @cortneymac9596 11 лет назад +2

    "You're like a fucking unicorn." LOL

  • @Evanescence622
    @Evanescence622 12 лет назад +3

    I'm pretty sure that "abusive relationship" one was a conversation I had with my friend...

  • @Absurdlakefront
    @Absurdlakefront 8 лет назад +2

    "Where's Broadview?"
    In my heart.

  • @goduxunike
    @goduxunike 11 лет назад +2

    Something about "if you cross the seal, you'll not graduate in 4 years"

  • @btjandra6148
    @btjandra6148 6 лет назад

    I came here to try to try to prepare myself for getting rejected by hating UChicago, but now I want to go here even more

  • @JCResDoc94
    @JCResDoc94 9 лет назад +3

    2:34 On Kant

  • @mo39fhn
    @mo39fhn 12 лет назад +2

    hahahaha, "UChicago, the tests have more curves than the girls"
    That should totally be a new slogan.

  • @onlylightcandothat.4600
    @onlylightcandothat.4600 11 лет назад +1

    You guys have a watered-down Core. You want some Real McCoys, go pre-class of 2002. And then we had to walk in the snow from Shoreland because the buses didn't work :P You guys have dorms next to the Reg---can I get a whoo whoo? ;)

  • @x0cx102
    @x0cx102 3 года назад +2

    Going to uchicago this fall and seeing this is making me laugh

    • @adama4791
      @adama4791 3 года назад

      Good luck, have fun coming out more sad but it’s all worth it. Also this video is accurate

    • @adama4791
      @adama4791 3 года назад

      Also if it’s not clear, yes I went to UChicago

  • @isanaht_
    @isanaht_ 12 лет назад +1

    Where do you live? : I live in Breck : Wow you're like a f*king unicorn!

  • @nazarkgb1
    @nazarkgb1 12 лет назад +6

    **gasp** cute guys at UChicago?! My hope is restored, and this made my day.

  • @guinthehouse
    @guinthehouse 10 лет назад +2

    1:20 lol diminishing returns haha

  • @Missingno21
    @Missingno21 12 лет назад +1

    I've been the guy at 1:01 a dozen times.
    I'm like the Batman at keeping people from graduating late.

  • @meep7895
    @meep7895 Год назад

    "f*ck these made up words" me reading these business cases for my classes

  • @dalanium98
    @dalanium98 8 лет назад +5

    1:12 that pizza looks so burnt

  • @GirlDroppedIntoEarth
    @GirlDroppedIntoEarth 11 лет назад

    Lol @1:14 My fear the day before an exam.

  • @jonrodrigues23
    @jonrodrigues23 12 лет назад +1

    such great visuals of campus. Great job guys!

  • @peppa_pig_
    @peppa_pig_ 9 лет назад +40

    everyone looks socially inept and and weird lol it's kind of discouraging:/

    • @axk877
      @axk877 9 лет назад +56

      Lol you shouldn't judge their sociability by their acting.

    • @roguenify
      @roguenify 9 лет назад +14

      +Alexandra Koenig They are social inept and weird. But really really smart.

    • @Nonpeasant
      @Nonpeasant 8 лет назад +13

      How is that bad? Do you want another high school with inane popularity contests instead of learning things?

    • @stephanie4812
      @stephanie4812 7 лет назад +6

      guess it's not the school for you

    • @peppa_pig_
      @peppa_pig_ 7 лет назад

      they thought it was i got accepted last spring lol didn't go though

  • @withastone
    @withastone 12 лет назад +1

    Yeah, they need to speeaak slower unless the snappiness is crucial to the line!! Some things I couldn't hear... but there were some fabulous lines :)

  • @shep1634
    @shep1634 5 лет назад +3

    class of 2024 wya

  • @brundhaaa
    @brundhaaa 6 лет назад +7

    OMG THIS VIDEO IS GOLD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AJDubi
    @AJDubi 12 лет назад +2

    I'm pretty sure in my day it was called the Sleeping Room.

  • @baileytodtenbier1367
    @baileytodtenbier1367 7 лет назад +3

    I AM MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR MIDTERM

  • @treadmill6089
    @treadmill6089 11 лет назад +9

    "What's faw kaw?"
    "OMG YOU'VE NEVER READ FOUCAULT?"
    Boner killer for him. lol

  • @halfoftheclam1317
    @halfoftheclam1317 8 лет назад

    1:36 Are you reading "Ulysses"?

  • @chocoabuddha
    @chocoabuddha 12 лет назад +3

    There's some real gems in here. I think if there were less fictitious sayings, and longer frames (so that somebody can actually catch what's going on the first time they watch it) it would be hilarious. Keep up the good work though!

  • @scisslehannd22
    @scisslehannd22 12 лет назад

    LOL! This only makes me want to go to UChicago even more now!

  • @chestercopperbottom
    @chestercopperbottom 11 лет назад +2

    I like how your name is 'Angela Wang' and there is a Pi symbol as your photo

  • @aidan8802
    @aidan8802 9 лет назад

    What music is that starting at 1:17 And ending at 1:24

  • @JCResDoc94
    @JCResDoc94 9 лет назад +1

    2:36 On Nietzsche

  • @CylindricalWhistle
    @CylindricalWhistle 11 лет назад +1

    I know both an Econ major and a former Econ major from UChicago.

    • @treadmill6089
      @treadmill6089 11 лет назад +1

      We should give you a medal. No no, how about a Nobel prize?

    • @GeedanUK
      @GeedanUK 11 лет назад +2

      Tread Mill Nobel prize should come in handy! After all, Obama won one!

  • @stevenbowman2266
    @stevenbowman2266 8 лет назад +15

    Anyone here a Chicago native

  • @bekenrenov
    @bekenrenov 12 лет назад

    Haha, I remember those cold winters and waking up at 4am to do Kangeiko.....mmmmmm, yeah. Great video BTWs.

  • @treadmill6089
    @treadmill6089 11 лет назад

    2:21 who is that????

  • @mattprssmn4
    @mattprssmn4 11 лет назад

    lol the old superstitious tradition. step on the emblem, you don't graduate. NOOOO! favorite part.

  • @malikj1002
    @malikj1002 10 лет назад

    This is the best "Shit Students Say!"

  • @PrivacyKingdoms
    @PrivacyKingdoms 10 лет назад +1

    0:34 funniest part

  • @oscarm1491
    @oscarm1491 12 лет назад

    lol this should be a series!

  • @Batisse
    @Batisse 12 лет назад +5

    "fuck these made up words"
    lol

  • @-Siculus-Hort-
    @-Siculus-Hort- 5 лет назад +1

    "Fuck these made up words."
    Now im depressed im not hyper smart.

  • @aerohk
    @aerohk 8 лет назад

    Campus looks beautiful

  • @karlstriepe8050
    @karlstriepe8050 2 года назад

    Say "nothing is immoral" at the u of c is bad luck. Cf. "Rope" (1948).

  • @enjoi9062
    @enjoi9062 7 лет назад

    Was the "Bartlett is better than South" an anchorage reference?

  • @sweatyylemonss5237
    @sweatyylemonss5237 Год назад

    dude the first one fucking got me

  • @JTGwozdz
    @JTGwozdz 12 лет назад

    Excellent.

  • @aaronrohrer1563
    @aaronrohrer1563 10 лет назад +5

    I lost it at "fuck Nietzsche."

  • @ColloquiallyGaming
    @ColloquiallyGaming 11 лет назад

    Lol'd when he tried buying adderall at the coffee shop.

  • @Bingbong19757
    @Bingbong19757 12 лет назад

    suddenly im less determined to go here.....

  • @cs-rm8vs
    @cs-rm8vs 4 года назад

    omg i love this place

  • @mikeymike3415
    @mikeymike3415 3 года назад

    Also no BGM

  • @Iamstillattherestaurant
    @Iamstillattherestaurant 2 месяца назад

    I am dying 😭😭😭

  • @marsBeBelinda
    @marsBeBelinda 2 года назад

    not for accelerated viewing!

  • @brundhaaa
    @brundhaaa 6 лет назад +1

    1:01 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maxgoetzmann8681
    @maxgoetzmann8681 3 года назад +1

    Delta-Epsilon 😩

  • @KatieHunter
    @KatieHunter 12 лет назад

    What school is this for?

  • @Atteindrelesetoile
    @Atteindrelesetoile 10 лет назад +1

    What does "You're so UChicago pretty" mean?

    • @BatDude27
      @BatDude27 10 лет назад +6

      I dont go to UChicago but it sounds to me that the the girls in UC are so ugly that they are rated on a whole other standard. So whereas in the outside world that girl may be a 4 or 5 in UC, that girl would be a 8 or a 9 because of relativism.

    • @Atteindrelesetoile
      @Atteindrelesetoile 10 лет назад +10

      BatDude27 hahaha woow that's absolutely awful damn

    • @BatDude27
      @BatDude27 10 лет назад

      Atteindrelesetoile pretty much ^_^

    • @vanshmurad1
      @vanshmurad1 9 лет назад +9

      BatDude27 its just self depreciatory humor, it isnt like UChicago really gets the ugliest chicks

  • @LaKeishaSummone
    @LaKeishaSummone 12 лет назад

    OMG I hear this all on the bus

  • @brendon7986
    @brendon7986 11 лет назад +6

    I do 2:57 every time

  • @baqaqi
    @baqaqi 12 лет назад

    In the passion pits.

  • @yitzhakbenmoshe7485
    @yitzhakbenmoshe7485 9 лет назад +2

    UCHICAGO: Qua laetitia venit mori.

  • @thailluminator
    @thailluminator 12 лет назад

    2:33 is brilliant

  • @sylvia1797
    @sylvia1797 8 лет назад +1

    UChicago 2021! :D

    • @adama4791
      @adama4791 3 года назад +1

      Congrats on graduating

  • @DoctorFancy_SinceForever
    @DoctorFancy_SinceForever Год назад +1

    I wanted to contribute a recent comment.