+legorulez49 Would not surprise me if they did, as there is a 1/2 way working Game.com emulator that I don't think has been worked on for some time now.
Ashens totally makes these reviews so funny and worth while to watch! I just love to hear his reactions to things!! "Commander for you! Have yourself a commander!"
The weird flailing "music" sounds like they either didn't program in a note timer, or it just rapid fires through the sound data whenever it can instead of calling an interrupt. Given the low quality software, probably both!
Well that was odd... my computer actually went BSOD while watching this video. I sat there for about 10 seconds actually thinking it was part of the video... before I realized it wasn't, and my computer actually had a fit. What a day.
Well, sometimes, in the media you see someone turning on a game system or a computer and start playing a game immediately. The first moments of Kung Fu replicate those! This is also the first time I've ever seen pinball flippers called "rotators." Even when Gottlieb tried to trademark the word "flippers," no one called them "rotators." I like how the ball will also sometimes randomly change direction mid-flight and try to go down the middle.
this... this stopped me from finishing college work by entertaining me for a few minutes... thankyou but now I've forgotten what I was supposed to do xD
I think "Commander for you" was supposed to be like something the other characters say about the Commander at the end of a 70's action sci-fi TV show. Like "That's commander for you!", and then everyone puts on their dumbest grin and laughs as the scene freezeframes into the credits.
I enjoy your uploads. Have you ever considered doing a playthrough of classic adventure games for the channel? I think you'd be entertaining to watch playing Secret of Monkey Island or Leisure Suit Larry 6.
this is all some people can afford, we shouldn't laugh at the poor peoples' tech but in reality ha haa wtf lmao!! that's the funniest shit I've seen all week, thank you.
Fun fact: there are more bytes of data in the robotic "subscribe for more" at the end of this video than there are in every Systema 2000 game put together
Thanks for this review, I wasn't sure what new console to buy after my ps3 broke. The lack of big games on this really puts me off, I'll probably get a ps4 instead.
Hey ashens, the lower view count on this video may be due to how similar the thumbnail for the video is people may have just scrolled past it in their sub feed thinking that they've already watched it I know I did before going directly to your channel
Ashens: "Special sound effect..."
Everyone who's watched Ashens since pre-2012: "Just the one!"
You're just a noob 😭
I wonder if people are ever going to get around to making a Systema emulator.
+legorulez49 Would not surprise me if they did, as there is a 1/2 way working Game.com emulator that I don't think has been worked on for some time now.
+legorulez49 as if anyone has a computer powerful enough to run one.
+Thomas Jenkins I've seen people rip sprites from freaking Mega Duck games.
+legorulez49 Somebody actually made one:
web.archive.org/web/20091027092121/geocities.com/Athens/Aegean/5127/
Schule04 Pretty cool, wish we could still download it though.
Ashens totally makes these reviews so funny and worth while to watch! I just love to hear his reactions to things!! "Commander for you! Have yourself a commander!"
The weird flailing "music" sounds like they either didn't program in a note timer, or it just rapid fires through the sound data whenever it can instead of calling an interrupt. Given the low quality software, probably both!
That probably explains it, I was trying to place what the problem is but that makes sense.
Wow, Ashens, great moves, keep it up, proud of you.
*insert theme tune*
Wrong channel, boi. Still, you smot. You loyel.
You grapefruit I oprecisate dat go buy yo momma a house *20k*
WEV ALREDY LOST YO MUDDER
Pfhhh is that even a question, of course we do...
This is my favorite out-of-focus ASMR channel
"Three tines is not a fork. Three tines is a trident. Forks are for eating, tridents are for ruling the seven seas." - Sheldon Cooper
Nothing makes me more giddy than Stuart reading really poorly translated text.
At least it isn't a pop station...
+Xx-69MrDumb FTW-fangril69-xX
Somehow has English on that standard despite originating in Germany, where they speak better English than in England.
+Xx-69MrDumb FTW-fangril69-xX whas* typo
+Xx-69MrDumb FTW-fangril69-xX It's not a huge step up, to be honest
Palodin It runs smoother but that's where the good ends really.
+Xx-69MrDumb FTW-fangril69-xX No, this has worse music
6:15 Beethoven just transformed into a Beyblade from turning in his grave. My ears hurt.
I love it when you do those unique intros and music sweepers. You find the best music to use.
That pinball game makes Virtual Boy Pinball look like a masterpiece
Well that was odd... my computer actually went BSOD while watching this video. I sat there for about 10 seconds actually thinking it was part of the video... before I realized it wasn't, and my computer actually had a fit. What a day.
Me laughing for 30 seconds at that backwards-music really sums up my sense of humour
Ah, that well known Tennis score of 30-60 (3:31)
I was really hoping for Ashens to say "just the one" after special sound effect. He hasn't said that in ages
Nice to see you making actual reviews again, Stuart.
Well, sometimes, in the media you see someone turning on a game system or a computer and start playing a game immediately. The first moments of Kung Fu replicate those!
This is also the first time I've ever seen pinball flippers called "rotators." Even when Gottlieb tried to trademark the word "flippers," no one called them "rotators." I like how the ball will also sometimes randomly change direction mid-flight and try to go down the middle.
60 comments in 5 minutes on video that is 12 minutes long.
This is probably the rare case when literally no one knows what they are talking about.
Yeah... So how about the upload time, folks.
What about it?
+cyshtoph It's pretty... Um... late.
Well to be fair they could just be talking about the 5 minutes of content.
+cyshtoph
60 comments in 10 hours on a proposal of 1 minutes in the house of commons...
Not sure if this verifies or falsifies your comment.
How can you even make a gameboy funny? you're truly amazing
HAPPY 10th BIRTHDAY ASHENS RUclips CHANNEL!!!
this... this stopped me from finishing college work by entertaining me for a few minutes...
thankyou
but now I've forgotten what I was supposed to do xD
Always nice to see Ashens
Those transitions were glorious, mr. Ash of ens
I think "Commander for you" was supposed to be like something the other characters say about the Commander at the end of a 70's action sci-fi TV show. Like "That's commander for you!", and then everyone puts on their dumbest grin and laughs as the scene freezeframes into the credits.
I find the game line up for Systema 2000 quite lacking without its own version of Chanticlear Hegemony.
Got this up at 3 AM you wonderful man you!
Ashens, your great man!
An excellent showcase
My God, when he sang that transition... I almost fucking died xD
I absolutely adore the sticker art on the cartridges!
+miezpiez -They would make great T shirts.
+Doctor Craptonicus yeah!
Hahaha certainly worth staying until the end. Protention!
Another great vid 👍
I wonder what takes longer: Doing the reviews, or finding the bad robot voices for the ending?
+794613825a simulationcorner.net/index.php?page=sam
pretty close emulation of the robot voice.
Great stuff man
Those horrible games hurt to watch. I think I lost a few years of my life but got them back because you always make it funny Ashens
Running around at the speed of 360km/h
Got 5 different countries to go
Gotta follow my Systema...
TY Ashens, you beautiful boy. Why do I keep watching your channel, I can't stop, get help, I have a problem
got to love Ashens
"Special sound effect!" .... just the one.
Watching your video whilst drunk has significantly reduced the pain of the music
hey Stuart keep up the good work
"Soccer" is on the Systemas' Exquisitential Classicness list for the handful sold in remote parts of Siberia and the good ol' US of R.
Lmao at 'robots in maze' and 'commander for you' great marketing skills😂😂
The music sounds like 10-year-old me making random noises on a toy keyboard.
the lucasarts parody intro. gold.
I feel that PROTENTION !
I really, really, really like this game.
this makes the popstation's look good
6:25 Wouldn't want to bootleg Beethoven correctly, he might come back from the dead to kill all of the public domain.
aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE IT
So sick
god I missed this channel
"Da da di-da, da, daa, daaa...*HOCUGH*"
With that pinball game, you know the music is wretched when the developers advertise being able to turn it off as a selling point.
I enjoy your uploads. Have you ever considered doing a playthrough of classic adventure games for the channel? I think you'd be entertaining to watch playing Secret of Monkey Island or Leisure Suit Larry 6.
Is there a program or site that will let you make a custom LucasFilm logo like in the beginning?
3:45
FIHUNDREDOLLA!
I have no idea why I still like that movie...
Those sprites in the soccer game look like the golfer from Atari Golf...
I wonder what the start-up frames are on that Kung Fu low-sweep kick?
Commander is a big guy FOR YOU
the purple guy on the left on the kung fu cover is hunnnnnnng!
3 more days until your 10 year anniversary!!
I've hoestly never been this early for any video...
Hey! its pretty good
That pinball game is just... what? how? I just could not stop myself from laughing at the sheer madness.
It seems like these people have found out there is a sound chip, yet they haven't really figured out how to use it yet...
This video is twelve minutes and thirty-seven seconds long. I watched it for thirteen minutes and forty seconds.
SYSTEMA 2000, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Continental Galaxy is a superb name!
this is all some people can afford, we shouldn't laugh at the poor peoples' tech but in reality ha haa wtf lmao!! that's the funniest shit I've seen all week, thank you.
Bubble Boy reminded me more of Yoshi/Hatris.
Also, you missed a golden opportunity for "Unique sound effect!" because, yes, it just had the one.
Fun fact: there are more bytes of data in the robotic "subscribe for more" at the end of this video than there are in every Systema 2000 game put together
For the first game the man on the left is kickpuncher and the one on the right is punchkicker. Anyone who gets that reference is the best.
6:40 I caught that Monty Python reference. You thought I didn't, because you didn't know that I exist, but I caught it
The acceleration sound from that car game sounds like The Blue Danube
I feel accomplished in life
You just made my shitty birthday 927262748585 times more awesome, thank you sir.
+lShishkaBerryl Happy birthday.
at least pin ball knew what was the most important thing to write on the box.
Oh the poor kids who were given this for Christmas...
Did Australia just flip me off?
+Wonchop it's been a while since i've seen you around the block
+Wonchop you skinny little fat ass
+Wonchop
Yep, they did that in 1901.
I hope so
+Wonchop Just ask them if they call that a flip, then show them what a real flip is.
Love you.
@4:26 Ashens is a Buckethead fan?!!?
On the Bubble Boy box, it said "The best '1.Q' action game" instead of "I.Q" as Stuart said
"Personally, I prefer a 10.Q action game."
"10.Q?"
"You're welcome!"
He moves like they do...
waow! that car got some acceleration! O.O! 0 to 240 in 3 seconds! the car game at 9:00
Bubble Boy appears to actually be the best 1.Q. action game. Not many games can make that claim!
Thanks for this review, I wasn't sure what new console to buy after my ps3 broke. The lack of big games on this really puts me off, I'll probably get a ps4 instead.
dat oreo commercial
nice
Hey, no fair ! I thought you were going to show, "Dungeon Advanture" (yes, that's how it's spelled).
Oh god that pinball bonus stage. Breakout + match two + weird physics to make that work at all? (besides being broken in the first place)
Oh man what is the proper version of that intro? Tip of my tongue but can't remember the studio.
Lucasfilm
Paint logo. Best logo.
how did you make the lucasfilm style logo?
Is good. where can I buy? is on sale in Argos?
What a beast of a machine. That's gotta be 0.00000. GIGAHERTZ of throbbing electro muscle.
Hey ashens, the lower view count on this video may be due to how similar the thumbnail for the video is people may have just scrolled past it in their sub feed thinking that they've already watched it I know I did before going directly to your channel
The 2DS got a competition
Enermy Dic is s great nickname.
+ashens could you do a batman extravaganza and review a lot of batman stuff?