Maximum Cruelty! | Jaffa Factory 2 #40

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 16 дней назад +478

    I love how we now basically have 2 Simons in the team. Productivity has never been lower, it’s great.

    • @Sebbir
      @Sebbir 16 дней назад +23

      Imagine Sips and Simon in an episode together 😂

    • @dongatello6969
      @dongatello6969 16 дней назад +22

      Maximum cruelty, minimum efficiency.

    • @gamingandstuff.1269
      @gamingandstuff.1269 16 дней назад +9

      The lower the productivity, the more episodes right? xD It seems to work really well though, them taking it slow and just doing what they want to do is just amazing and it sounds like they're enjoying themselves a bunch :)

    • @m1nd_fl4y3r_m80
      @m1nd_fl4y3r_m80 2 дня назад

      I know, this series is going to go on forever! Hooray!

  • @bzw77
    @bzw77 16 дней назад +254

    Intro Leaderboard Episode 40:
    🥇Lewis: 12, 🥈Duncan: 11, 🥉Barry: 3, ⛏️Simon: 1, Sips: 0
    Episodes with no intro (13): 2, 3, 5, 18, 20, 23, 25, 28, 30, 32, 34, 38, 40

  • @ad0xa
    @ad0xa 16 дней назад +336

    I always watch these as soon as they come out bc I want their engagement to be high but I sorta actually wanna save them up and bingewatch like 20 episodes in a row XD

    • @johnhamann5861
      @johnhamann5861 16 дней назад +26

      Just watch them twice

    • @Conan-h3h
      @Conan-h3h 16 дней назад +1

      same mate i click as soon as i see

    • @GeorgeThoughts
      @GeorgeThoughts 16 дней назад +2

      You say you want engagement to be high like this isn't an offshoot of one of the once-largest channels on British RUclips history, about one of the best-selling games in the world, on a channel with 1.71 million subscribers that has gained 47,814 views on this video alone within 21 hours........
      Somehow, I don't think you need to be limiting yourself for the sake of THEIR engagement figures... I think they're doing just fine without you! 🤣 So watch how you want, not how you think they "need" you to watch 🥲

    • @neondemon5137
      @neondemon5137 15 дней назад +3

      ​@@GeorgeThoughtsComplacency is how things fail.

    • @ad0xa
      @ad0xa 15 дней назад +5

      ​@@GeorgeThoughts yeeeah I know, but I also know they always keep a close eye on engagement in yogscast. And what if many people start thinking like "Well they have so many people watching I can just wait" and then the numbers go down!!! And then Lewis sees that and is sad. And maybe simon eats all jaffa's that's left???? And then maybe they get ruined and everyone dies horrible fire death!!!!

  • @WadeWilson_
    @WadeWilson_ 16 дней назад +283

    I haven't loved a minecraft series this much since Project Ozone 2

  • @YOGI-kb9tg
    @YOGI-kb9tg 16 дней назад +495

    Im happy simon is apart of the series now. Its like the old days again

    • @anathardayaldar
      @anathardayaldar 16 дней назад +17

      He seems to be at a loss for what to do though.

    • @zinczombie
      @zinczombie 16 дней назад +30

      ​@@anathardayaldar Lewis isn't doing much more, they can pratt about together 😂

    • @izkaii2755
      @izkaii2755 16 дней назад +2

      bringing me back to childhood

    • @svyatoslavrurikovich8831
      @svyatoslavrurikovich8831 16 дней назад +20

      @@anathardayaldar Well he has only just joined, it will take time for him to adjust. Besides, unlike Lewis, Simon has actually kept up with Minecraft and mods to an extent via his streams with Gee, and you can already see that experience by the way he navigates the UI. Given enough time, I get the feeling he will become just as useful as Lewis, if not more.

    • @ShadowC14
      @ShadowC14 16 дней назад +10

      Honestly idc, majority of the times Simon was just for good banter, grunt work, and shenanigans. And considering Lewis is now in the same boat, they pretty much can focus on other things that arent glorp

  • @aethernaut1899
    @aethernaut1899 16 дней назад +138

    "I feel like I've done a 180 on cruelty." -Lewis Brindley.

  • @_e8a
    @_e8a 16 дней назад +49

    words can't express how good it feels to have Duncan, Lewis and Simon together in my life again. Harry is a lovely addition as well

  • @NovelStraights
    @NovelStraights 16 дней назад +155

    Yknow, depending on the version this pack is, modern Minecraft allows rails and carts to go underwater… so there COULD be a river section

    • @kgapaneseschoolgirlb
      @kgapaneseschoolgirlb 16 дней назад +11

      I believe this is version 1.21 and waterlogged rails was added in 1.17 so it should be possible

    • @Yay295
      @Yay295 16 дней назад +4

      that might kill the cow though

    • @FreshlyBakedLePain
      @FreshlyBakedLePain 16 дней назад +22

      @@Yay295 i dont think the wellbeing of the cow is their number 1 priority

    • @Kazbeelable
      @Kazbeelable 16 дней назад +2

      @@Yay295 well they can time it so the cow can leave the underwater part with 1 heart and drop a splash regeneration pot automatically :)

    • @elmatador2139
      @elmatador2139 16 дней назад +12

      @@Yay295 They talked about it being like a lazy river so it would probably only be a block deep so the cows head would be above water

  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 15 дней назад +63

    In today's episode:
    - Duncan creates 'Cow Snowpiecer'
    - Lewis builds some dirt and gets cancelled.
    - Barry does some more blorping
    - And Simon has a lovely time constructing various bits of vital infrastructure.

  • @ryangross5446
    @ryangross5446 16 дней назад +30

    The jaffa factory seems really ambitious and I love that, I think Lewis is right and every build should be epic and ridiculous, it seems fitting. Loving this series so much

  • @toddbloom5939
    @toddbloom5939 16 дней назад +54

    Simon putting a crafting table down next to the crafting grid

  • @DistinctionDave
    @DistinctionDave 16 дней назад +30

    24:38 "It should be, it should be ep... like, everything we're building on... look, we, we are going to need to meek, make... how many millions of Jaffa Cakes do you think SImon eats every day, huh?"
    Lewis is an absolute nightmare for a transcriber!

  • @christoffchristoff3456
    @christoffchristoff3456 16 дней назад +38

    Iv been watching yogscast since early days im now 42 and this series make me so happy nostalgia is great thanks and its great have the team back together and harry Barry it so funny loving this series hope the future has plenty of more things going on

  • @agauss2714
    @agauss2714 15 дней назад +7

    The cow thing is absolutely the most they've overcomplicated a problem, and I'm 100% here for it.

  • @fredrikstalknapp155
    @fredrikstalknapp155 16 дней назад +64

    Literally once have they come to me for a TV inspection, the entire conversation was just them saying hello me interrupting by saying I don't have a TV and them saying goodbye.

  • @heyheyitsjae2475
    @heyheyitsjae2475 16 дней назад +40

    12:50 Actually if it's Ancient Debris you're after... go ahead and sleep all you want

    • @harrylion6689
      @harrylion6689 16 дней назад +2

      I didn't think of this but I'm going to try it now

    • @Maplaplaplapla
      @Maplaplaplapla 16 дней назад +1

      ​@@harrylion6689remember to take cover

    • @TheBotherHood2
      @TheBotherHood2 4 дня назад +1

      I was literally thinking this 😂

  • @ToaDrakua
    @ToaDrakua 16 дней назад +8

    Fun fact: In current Minecraft, you can waterlog rails and, by extension, have mine carts run underwater. That means any potential cow rollercoasters can indeed feature a water segment.

  • @otopico
    @otopico 16 дней назад +7

    Knowing there are 2 people doing the work, and 2 'contributing' in their own special way, is top tier YC content.
    We have had Sips, all we are missing is an elaborate machine to kill interns.
    Loving the series as much as the original Jaffa factory.

  • @Maplaplaplapla
    @Maplaplaplapla 16 дней назад +31

    Barry running around in the nether like that is terrifying if their tick rate is still as insane as before

    • @oscartomlinson11
      @oscartomlinson11 14 дней назад

      He's gonna be dead before he even sees the lava fall

  • @JFyre
    @JFyre 16 дней назад +19

    Im so glad that Lewis, Simon, and Duncan are all in this, its really a blast from the past!
    Also day who-even-knows of asking for the tick speed to get turned down haha!

  • @therandomcrazygamer
    @therandomcrazygamer 16 дней назад +4

    watching from a buddhist temple in thailand right now :).
    currently travelling the world and have been watching for aslong as i can remember.
    keep it up im loving the series!

  • @Hobbyrepubliken
    @Hobbyrepubliken 16 дней назад +3

    I really liked this episode. Everyone was being kind of productive. And its really cute that they discuss ethics regarding game animals

  • @Lexedy
    @Lexedy 16 дней назад +10

    Gonna need a chunk check on the cow farm, I'm getting worried

  • @pigglebee
    @pigglebee 16 дней назад +6

    The idea that they move the cows around is actually insane and makes the build like 5x more complicated. The milk can go in tanks on trains so no computering needed either.

    • @sickoslater
      @sickoslater 16 дней назад +2

      Idk if they changed it, but in old versions there was no cool down on milking so you could literally just put an auto clicker with buckets in front of 1 cow and get in infinite milk lol

  • @NewtoRah
    @NewtoRah 16 дней назад +19

    27:21 Use a name tag to rename all the cows Dinnerbone or Grumm and have them rendered upside down!

  • @HighSlayerRalton
    @HighSlayerRalton 13 дней назад +3

    26:39 Lewis knows how to talk to Duncan.

  • @wizzzard999
    @wizzzard999 16 дней назад +2

    I imagine just like horses get horseshoes nailed to their hooves, the cows get minecarts nailed to theirs 😂

  • @rocketforthree4479
    @rocketforthree4479 16 дней назад +13

    26:45 I wonder if theres a way to make a Create contraption arm that picks up the cow-cart and carries it upward in a corkscrew pattern.
    Like going up a reverse twisting slide.

  • @Jolene-TheBean
    @Jolene-TheBean 16 дней назад +1

    Amen- I love Simon here too!!!! Love this group and series!!!

  • @RAFMnBgaming
    @RAFMnBgaming 16 дней назад +24

    It's called U and Dave now.
    Ship yourself with Dave.

  • @ElvesofZion
    @ElvesofZion 16 дней назад +9

    This American, at least, has a box of Yorkshire Biscuit Brew sitting in my kitchen, so no need to pander to me , lol

  • @mistercapitale
    @mistercapitale 15 дней назад

    I love this series and have missed the gang so much. Hope we get more of this team even after the this one. Moon Quest perhaps?

  • @MrBaoomTheFirst
    @MrBaoomTheFirst 13 дней назад +1

    I love the difference between everyone's playstyle and inventory management hahaha

  • @LordZuthix
    @LordZuthix 16 дней назад +7

    I hope Simon has paid his fridge tax.

  • @lethalclips1234
    @lethalclips1234 15 дней назад

    Genuinely loving this series

  • @Swampy_45
    @Swampy_45 15 дней назад

    As an American that’s been watching since survival island and the very beginning of the shadow of israphel series (yes I know you’re not making an ending to it although it was one of my favorite series I accept it’s fate) I will say that I DO know what a biscuit is. 😂 We are not all ignorant of the customs and terms of our neighbors across the pond. Keep up the good work guys love the content great to see Simon back in a series like this!

  • @professorcoms2481
    @professorcoms2481 16 дней назад +5

    Im so excited for when the Factory itself gets made

    • @damouzumaki5539
      @damouzumaki5539 16 дней назад

      Don’t hope for it too soon. When they do finally build it, the series will be almost over.
      I’d gladly watch 100 more episodes of procrastinating.

  • @pixelplays1877
    @pixelplays1877 16 дней назад

    Seeing a new episode of the Jaffa factory pop up is the best feeling

  • @themightyai-5302
    @themightyai-5302 16 дней назад +3

    Some really cursed thoughts: name all cows Dinnerbone and milk them from above. Should work as the udders are now aimed up, right?

  • @Toyo_Kalamansi
    @Toyo_Kalamansi 16 дней назад

    So glad Simon is staying in this series. I hope there's more guests in the future to join from time to time

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar 16 дней назад +1

    Duncan and Barry are doing all the thinking. Leaving Simon and Lewis to come up with engaging banter.

  • @greatwhitederp
    @greatwhitederp 14 дней назад

    I worked on a dairy farm for quite some time last year, and the idea that the cows need to go on minecarts to be milked by an automated hand is actually the closest thing I can imagine to a rotary dairy setup in Minecraft!

  • @librarianseth5572
    @librarianseth5572 16 дней назад +3

    One of these days they should add the Alex's Caves mod so they can connect the sewer pipes to the cave full of candy to truly become a Willy Wonka horror factory. Plus, then they can add dinosaurs to the grow house and feed them goats and cows

  • @ElkiLG
    @ElkiLG 16 дней назад +3

    Oh my god the river thing sounds so good.

  • @AmericaninAthens
    @AmericaninAthens 2 дня назад

    such a great series.. I am beyond happy

  • @lethalclips1234
    @lethalclips1234 15 дней назад

    "Okay fine, that does sound funny" YES DUNCAN YES

  • @Peekofwar
    @Peekofwar 13 дней назад +1

    Remember to make Energy Upgrades for the hydrogen generator. From my experience in Mekanism, Electrolytical separators tend to eat power, especially when you speed them up.

  • @Juulben
    @Juulben 16 дней назад

    Simon just so great, love that he is in the series. miss him when can't be

  • @roopot
    @roopot 16 дней назад +4

    1:40 in theory in the UK you need a TV licence to be allowed to broadcast a livestream

  • @RubelliteFae
    @RubelliteFae 15 дней назад +2

    27:16 Lewis instantly, unnecessarily wasting fuel to be 2 blocks above ground level 🤦‍♀

  • @NAGleader
    @NAGleader 16 дней назад

    Keep it up y'all. These help me get through the day.

  • @harrylion6689
    @harrylion6689 16 дней назад +3

    Once they end up shipping jaffas, it would be funny to see a cutaway of sips or someone in another dimension doing something with them, selling, eating, whatever. I want to know what actually happens to the jaffas once they go through the teleporter

  • @Force2reckonVods
    @Force2reckonVods 16 дней назад +4

    If Americans are watching you, they know what a biscuit is xD

  • @TheKentar
    @TheKentar 16 дней назад +4

    There's no disembarking Cowpiercer 🚂🐄🐄🐄

  • @hattimounattimou8258
    @hattimounattimou8258 16 дней назад +10

    why not put the milking machine in the basement under another glasfloor - hell, why stop there? put the mob grinder under a glass flor too, have as much suffering on display as possible!

  • @beansontoast9000
    @beansontoast9000 16 дней назад +10

    Simon do you know how to eat, well I’ve seen you you definitely do. JESUS LEWIS WHAT A BURN

  • @LuneyToonz-lk2de
    @LuneyToonz-lk2de 16 дней назад

    Love the ol banter. Definitely reminds me of the original series.

  • @probably3dprintingsomething
    @probably3dprintingsomething 16 дней назад +6

    2:52 I miss the cucaracha :(

  • @Geng4d
    @Geng4d 16 дней назад +12

    Its not G for gover, its g'over which is just yorkshire for go over it

  • @Nokkiwow
    @Nokkiwow 16 дней назад +1

    Thanks for thinking about us international folks, Barry! 😆

  • @gumiguy
    @gumiguy 16 дней назад +5

    personally i think the tick speed should be made even faster

  • @AlexDaeling
    @AlexDaeling 16 дней назад

    lewis is probably the only person who could just mock simon and id be okay with it. theyre both such beloved men

  • @TheOnlyOrk
    @TheOnlyOrk 8 дней назад

    cruelty maximised is a heck of a slogan. puts me in mind of umbrella corp

  • @FioreFire
    @FioreFire 16 дней назад +5

    Milk can be transported with pipes or fluid tanks on trains, so the cows can be milked in their pens and have the milk delivered to the factory in the same way as the other ingredients

    • @nyarlathotep1223
      @nyarlathotep1223 16 дней назад +1

      All secondary and above crafting ingredients are for the factory

  • @alluraambrose2978
    @alluraambrose2978 16 дней назад +1

    They spared no expensive Duncan.

  • @spicyjakob234
    @spicyjakob234 16 дней назад

    always a treat to have simon!

  • @gageyablonsky5308
    @gageyablonsky5308 16 дней назад

    I have been so impatiently waiting for this pack to be released to the public 😅

  • @Arms.Enthusiast
    @Arms.Enthusiast 16 дней назад

    Well now I want tea that tastes like generic biscuits, so maybe you guys should grab a sponsorship

  • @ge1574
    @ge1574 16 дней назад

    They're putting cows in VR headsets now to make them see a pasture

  • @joshcole4607
    @joshcole4607 16 дней назад

    A Shooting Stars reference in the year of our lord 2025?! What a time to be alive! Uvavu!

  • @organicsatanic
    @organicsatanic 16 дней назад

    I love how simon set up a barbeque by the mob farm. he really is the boss!

  • @deathchace572
    @deathchace572 14 дней назад

    I have a new found appreciation for Brits now because of the 1:30 convo.

  • @spencerwilkie4218
    @spencerwilkie4218 16 дней назад

    Love having Simon here ❤️

  • @Pratalax
    @Pratalax 16 дней назад

    Fucking immediate thumbs up for the synchronised "ERANU" xDD
    UVAVU!

  • @Zharn_
    @Zharn_ 14 дней назад

    Love this series

  • @demonic477
    @demonic477 3 дня назад

    I got stuck watching TV at a doctors office and realized I hadn't watched TV in 18 years before then . and while watching the show I was stuck with understood why I quite .

  • @JMansClan
    @JMansClan 15 дней назад

    Love Simon being back!

  • @LuneyToonz-lk2de
    @LuneyToonz-lk2de 14 дней назад

    There could be a basement right where that train runs on the side of the factory.

  • @Spoon-EU
    @Spoon-EU 16 дней назад +1

    Hahqhqhqhahqh the amount of TV license letters we've had since living in Bristol is ridiculous! I don't think they understand that not everyone needs a TV 😂

  • @Peekofwar
    @Peekofwar 13 дней назад

    Sometimes in mulyiplayer, it takes longer to eat food than it should. This usually happens if the server lags, or your ping is high.

  • @dafoex
    @dafoex 16 дней назад +1

    Call the Dove From Above! Coo! Coo! Coo!

    • @dafoex
      @dafoex 16 дней назад

      Also yeah, Flappy Bird didn't use the pipes from Mario, but they were green pipes which Nintendo thinks they own.

  • @Gh0stClown
    @Gh0stClown 16 дней назад +3

    Don't worry lads, I got the shooting stars reference at least.

  • @Handarke
    @Handarke 14 дней назад

    This video made me buy Yorkshire tea biscuit brew and it’s delicious, thanks

  • @phillip6083
    @phillip6083 16 дней назад

    *sigh*
    A biscuit is a cookie,
    A scone is a lightly sweetened biscuit.
    And a crumpet is what we would call an English muffin.

  • @LiterallyDJ
    @LiterallyDJ 16 дней назад

    im so frustrated that youtube is recommending me new stuff over this series, i've been really loving it and following every episode, I can't fathom why youtube isn't automatically pushing all the new entries to my recommendations 💀

  • @BaileyLackas
    @BaileyLackas 15 дней назад

    Thank you Simon for being here!

  • @Vulpes2024
    @Vulpes2024 14 дней назад

    7:21 their vision is based on moo-vement

  • @matheusbellizia987
    @matheusbellizia987 15 дней назад

    So nostalgic!

  • @AircraftAndAnime
    @AircraftAndAnime 16 дней назад

    06:04 I still have the original flappy bird in my Playstore archive. I still can't believe it a tiny file of 740kB

  • @boblolrus
    @boblolrus 16 дней назад +1

    Epic!

  • @alyarin9000
    @alyarin9000 15 дней назад

    I was 45 days behind, but just caught up!
    Woo! Just like old times :)

  • @TheNo0dles
    @TheNo0dles 15 дней назад

    Nobody gonna mention the Jurassic Park movies got the raptors wrong? Utahraptors are big and Velociraptors are tiny 😆

  • @guidojacobs2002
    @guidojacobs2002 16 дней назад +1

    18:38 Include the Americans? After we threw perfectly good tea into the bay? Well, it was because of taxes, and modern day America can show you why unregulated taxation is a terrible idea.

  • @TheFrozenFlame05
    @TheFrozenFlame05 16 дней назад

    the series feels complete now that simon is here.

  • @Tronmakers
    @Tronmakers 16 дней назад +3

    Why not put the cow milking machine on the train itself? take it to the cows, then take the milk to the factory

  • @hctson
    @hctson 16 дней назад

    Now we need a Lewis effigy.

  • @christianrose7185
    @christianrose7185 16 дней назад

    please get lewis all of the building gadgets he would love them

  • @zombieblaster5754
    @zombieblaster5754 16 дней назад

    you could use a slimeblock launcher for yeeting animals places including up.

  • @DaDestroyer1986
    @DaDestroyer1986 16 дней назад +1

    I guess they lowered the tick rate. The grass isn’t spreading to the dirt instantly anymore.

    • @ryankunst668
      @ryankunst668 16 дней назад +1

      27:41 looks like it is to me.

  • @Atvsrawsome
    @Atvsrawsome 15 дней назад

    We won a war in order to call it a cookie. Haha