Minecraft: THE BIGGEST MIND F*%# MAP!
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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When he said auto jump is new with 1.10, then I realised that this video was posted 3 and a half years ago... My Life
I thought 1.10 came out last year. Holyfuck
@@lqstdragon1500 me too..
Edit: 3 years ago is when I thought 1.10 was released..
I thought this came out 30 minutes ago a year ago
5 year now
@@RedJokerPlaysYT 6*
I can't be the only one who is bothered by the fact that this video couldn't be six seconds longer, right?
Nick's witch laugh is my new favorite thing.
Ikr 😂
my new text tone
XD I know right
video fcuk ki
video
lol
Tfw according to the end time counter they cut out half an hour of footage. I feel like there was a lot of behind the scenes failure here.
So you would like to see all the failures ? Lmaoooooo
Well there were obvious cuts..
lol it was still 59 mins long
I'm not complaining about the length I'm just commenting on how much time it really took them :P
+AngrySnowman it would've been an hour long if it had 6 more seconds added to it
Last time I was this early ,
Jordan wore shirts with sleeve .
L
you must be the luckiest person then.
Last time I was early RUclips didn't exist
L
lol
WHY DO PEPOLE FLY IN THIRDPERSON ITS SO MUCH HARDER THAN IN FIRSTPERSON!!😭
ikr
last time I was this early UK was still in the EU.
Hold this L for me
Ignore galaxy that was funny
uk is still part of the eu for like 2 more years
+Meme Lord nope they left 2 days ago
+Galaxy
Umm it happened two days ago. If that's only for you than John Cena was done for before Space was created.
"When you walk on it it changes color"
*Ignoring him and not walking on it*
"We just need to find what sets it off"
You and Nick..
Playing Mindfuck maps
Remember the Code?
oh my god i love watching them play that one . it was soo goood
Ikr, that was the real mind fuck map xD especially the third one
OMFG. MEMORIES
He played it also with aureylian :D
why is noone talking about his user name?
I thought the thumbnail was a villager / private part ._______. Help.
😂😂😂😂😂😂Dr.phill, this dude needs you
omg it actually looks like one, ⬇ this is it
It's true lol it does look like a dick 😂
+ColossalGamingHD it really doesn't.
OMG me to
trips into lava FUCK lmao
best grave stone ever Last words ~"FUCK"
+Superbarni23 hahaha you are very funny. I'm dying now
Who is waiting for the fourth installment of Fallen Kingdom ? :D
Millions of other people?
+Ender Man I think so ;D
And Mianite Season 3.
Speaking of Mianite, has Tom said anything about S3? I've heard that he doesn't want to do it anymore, that he's planning to release it later this year.
MMMMMEEEEEE
Jordan do more Puzzle maps like this!!!!
DO MORE!
I like puzzle maps... but not when Jordan does them... He fails SO HARD! Its like he cant recognize patterns easily
*Jardon
+Ananymoose Jenkins when did he changes his name to jardon? im pretty sure his name was jordan back in the day
jardon is his nickname
I like how sparklez is the only one says give a rating and not a like, he gives us the freedom to like or dislike lol
If you watch LinusTechTips he encourages like or dislike. This is because dislikes show interest, bad or good. So it makes the video pop up more. So a dislike helps too.
25:11 JARDON U FOOL ALL U HAD TO DO WAS HAVE NICK GO IN THE EXACT SAME ROOM ONE FLOOR ABOVE, AND THEN HE CAN GUIDE U THROUGH THE PARKOUR. U DIDN'T NEED TO CHEATTTTTTTT
no
"I was born in the Parkour, you mearly adopted the Parkour"
I see what you did there!
everyone did.
Fi er'uoy gnidaer siht neht tel em wonk no ym lennahcIf you can read that you're a legend and a top lad mate
ysaE edoc ot .kcarc t'ndiD ekat erom naht a .etunim
Uoy dedoc na tnemesitrevda? Rof emahs.
Tou Lles
ru ylno niod siht rof zbus dna sweiv
oday ouyay eakspay igpa atinlay?
JARDON PLZ READ.play the map called "what its like"
24:05 CaptainSparkles in the dark room, CaptainSparkles in the dark room.
Reply if you got that reference.
Life is Strange :)
Captain sparkles in the dark room, captain SPARKLES in a dark room
16:52 And that's just a theory.. A simulation theory
ok people this is annoying me but your not "early" your on time i mean seriously you need to stop because people could care less also stop saying "First" that has no relevance to ANYTHING..........
thx for ur time
early
First jk
you're right
Fiish Gaming K.
Thank you for putting this message out there!you just earned a sub!
Jardon is M Night Shammylammy confirmed
M. Night Shamallamadingdong?
Sean Guan M Night Shamwowlanparty?
+Anthony Rice M knight shamwow
+Anthony Rice
M. Night Shameimaru
Sean Guan M Night Sharpeillamaman?
Our we not gonna talk about the pun? ("It looks like our Kasino went into Bankruptcy")
20:00 you needed to mix the two colors. Red + white = pink, red + yellow = orange
"I am you" haha!
*does witch laugh* "That was the best sound effect I have heard.."
Fact: no one has yet to finish this whole video
Even at the time that comment was posted, that was false.
2x? hehe
I'm 7 minutes away from completing the entire video :)
I do
Unless somebody watched it in 2x speed.
Personally i dont like puzzle maps because they are confusing and not very action packed, so theyre kinda boring. I like adventure maps more but im still gonna watch ur vids cuz i like ur voice ; )
MOVE WITCH, GET OUT THE WAY. GET OUT THE WAY WITCH GET OUT THE WAY
Last time i was this early, people didnt post stupid comments
Your comment is a stupid comment.
+Milchsheep thanks captain obvious
Stop fishing for likes
like your comment
+Tyderrius Cannon lol
Notification squad where you at?
HaHa
I’m three years late
This game is meant to be 1 person and when your purple soul says that one of you survived he meant the other you doesn't make it because they can't make it through the portal without another person helping
lol "is this like dark souls?"
Ok captain sparkles is like the first video I've ever saw of minecraft. I liked it and then I played it now when I look back Woah it's a guessing it's Firetruck. The most Firetruck map. People have dirty minds. What If it's fool or fudge. Lol
I love how sparkles is in denial that his fanbase is all little 11 - 14 year olds so he's trying to change the title to look like he has an older fanbase. It's like that one Q&A video someone said that they appreciate his clean use of language and he was like yeah I try but every now and then something slips out but my audience is on the older side. And it's like no you make minecraft videos your audience is little 14 year olds XD
yep
his audiance on average is closer to 14 then 11 thus on the older side of the spectrum of minecraft audiances
I'm twenty and I watch his videos.
I'm 31
Hmmm yeah a good part of his fan base is on the younger side but I'm sure at least 25% is 17 and older. If only because they started watching him when they were younger and keep watching out of loyalty.
An hour of CaptainSparklez, don't mind if I do
Who else thought the thing in the thumbnail was a pen15?
Anyone here from 2021 watching old vids?
Right now I am five seconds into this video, and the first thing I notice is that Jardon is wearing a tank top. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JARDON!?
no one watches jordan for mincraft anymore people watch him for him
At 22:23 How did Jordan and Nick not get the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy references? 42, infinite improbability, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
Can you play minecraft with DanTDM?!?!?!
This was actually a pretty cool map! I like these co-op maps a lot.
@31:36
That's pretty _"coal"_
Huhuhuhuh get it huhuhuhuh best pun
I don't see how this was a mind fuck at all tbh.
After 21 minutes I realize it's pretty much an hour long! O_O
I'm outa here!
"You are not a hero."
They say you are your worst critic, and this map illustrates that saying perfectly.
oh its diffrerent when you are in multiplayer
Nick's witch laugh though... priceless!!!
Why does it say burp in the title
13:05 "When you're green, you can't run away. Unless you learn to face your fear head-on.."
why captain sparkles dont have a donation link
BECAUSE HE IS ALREADY A MILLIONAIRE
roulette has the highest probability of winning out of all casino games if u bet red or black. its like 40%
I wanted to hear the hiccup burp thing 25:32
near the end when they were being hecking confused over why the witch didn't die yet, I'm just here, watching in frustration knowing that once both die, it resets. BOI THE FLOOR IS PROOF.
Also Jordan stop walking directly into the witch when the green flickers on cuz that means THE LEVITATIONS ARE COMING AND YOU SHOULD STAY A W A Y
0:59 "Thanks for a great year in purple"
13:45 That was a very good witch laugh! Nick was always meant to be a witch, I see.
15:52 The music sounds cool, I wish the map maker made it louder, though, it gets drowned out by other loud sound effects.
25:25 What an...usual exchange
I wonder why they named the third chapter after a biblical city...
The final witch fight is a compilation of Jordan going "Whaaaaaat?!"
58:43 Wow, that was a great guess!
Now i am bugged to know there is an extra 30 minutes of footage he cut out.....
well hey could have gone to the bathroom, eaten, or many more things too.
no the 30 minutes was him exploring the map and trying to figure it out
im early lemme tell you a boomerang joke
oh wait nvm its coming back to me
Wow. Reboot the universe? I *CAN'T* Belive you didn't make Doctor Who references on purpose. You even said a line from it, "Reboot the Universe" by accident! My Inner Whovian was freaking out that you didn't make one. Sorry for commenting this Btw.
This is the End.
I hear them running~
They're bangin' at my door~
It's gone for days and nights~
And I can't take this anymore~
I hear them breathe~ (We hear your screams!)
They won't stop haunting me!~
They're right behind me,~
And I won't take this no more!~
This can't be real, it's in my head!~ (Give it up, you're better off dead!)
Some things are best forgotten!
*Starts video* *Notices it's an hour long* *Pauses video* *Deep breath*
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I subscribed to this channel because I am committed, dedicated, and Captain Sparkles in a tank top. I won't fail.
*Grabs food and prepares for mind-fucker*
:3
Captain Sparkles I'm one of your biggest fans could you bring back the captain sparkles T-shirt in December? it would mean a lot.love your work! Btw I my cat's Nick name is sparkles cause I saw him watching your video on my phone.
I don't remember his name, but he's from the skyblock series. It was with Jordan, Nfen, and the guy who's name I can't remember. Does Jordan still film with the guy who's name I can't remember. This is probably very unorganized.
why do people ask for subs? it does nothing. sure, 10 people from a comment section may subscribe to you, but they will probably never view your channel again, what matters is having decent content that people want to view, getting views on your videos and good critique is 10x more important than 'subscribers' that do jack shit, if they did then captainsparklez >10 mil would mean he has millions of views on all his vids but most of them are either dead accounts or subscribed because they had to (at one point you did)
Sparkles I'm such a huge fan if your reading this Reply or something I've noticed that you aren't doing a lot of Minecraft maps please play more adventure maps.From one of your Biggest fans!Btw I've watch every single video you made.
The only thing fucking with my mind is the LENGTH, OF THE VIDEO, LIKE WHAT??!! DO MORE LONG VIDEOS JARDON! WE LLLLLLLLOVE IT
JARDON YOU FOOL...Why didn't you tell Nick about the cooldown time? That's why he wasn't doing any damage...
19:57 you just have to combine the colours.
Red+Orange = pink/magenta
Blue + orange = green
I don't see how you couldn't figure that out...
(reads some Foe:PH)
(an hour passes watching youtobe vids)
Jardon: You want to bet on some blackjack hands?
Me: Heh heh heh thats funny
at the end, with the witches.. they did notice most of the time it didn't work when they re directed the fireballs was that the shield was on xD and they were like WHHAAT I HIT EM but there was a sheild
The final boss fight's fireballs had to hit the floor or a zombie/skeleton to blow up, since you shot them at the witch itself (which is most likely not actually real) it just went through it
Why did I get a 7 minute long ad talking about the story of game of thrones...
I've never watched it or even looked it up before
It helped but...
Why now?
woah.. 6 more seconds and this would have been an hour.. its amazing how seeing it as 59 minutes makes it feel like it wasn't that long but really.. it was an hour o.o
i think this map has two endings and they didn't free Kasino. which would have been the second ending (my guess)
it says in the purple text in the end: Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. and i failed.
so it wasn't the right ending? just my guess.
I dont know why but when jordan was saying "slots are -" and the other guy just yells out "MINE!" ...it made be laugh so hard that the water i was drinking went up my nose
I click on the video, skip ahead a bit - just to see what it's about and I hear ''crap seems super fun" and that alone, to me is a MIND F*%#
"Woah woah woah l-l-l-l-l-look do you see this?! Do you see the mini trees? It has like a mini wood thing." - Captain Sparklez
I didn't like JOW you were trying to have a conversation about roulette and blackjack and stuff and he kept cutting you off it was so annoying how he was so rude to you
dame such a long vid awesome though more content makes me like it more
Oh that's embarrassing, when they got out of the teleportation device i hears an alarm and I thought it was part of the game but no, it was a car alarm right outside my house... 😳😖😔
Once I was so early ppl stopped spamming the chat with how early they are when they make no sense PLEASE STOP IT PEOPLE
Gah! I has not played minecraft on PC in way too long! The last update I played w/ was 1.8.4 I believe
was i the only person who facepalmed at the start. there is a mizzle 1.
I thought this video was made years ago, but then I saw the published date, can't believe you are collaborating with NFEN
TODAY CAPTAN SPARKLEZ RELEASED A NEW T-SHIRT ITS A [oops I forgot lel]
THE 1 HE IS WEARING EVERYDAY!
just how long will mianite happen!!! I know that you guys cant do it without Tom but can someone just tell us if its happening or not... well... shoot
The other player looks like the pink ranger from MMPR. Chances are you have no clue on what the fuck it is...
You know what i want to see? The answer is no, but im gonna tell you anyway. I want a coop map where you also use ender pearls to teleport your partner. Is that already a thing? If not, it should be.
I liked the map at the beginning with the animations and mechanics it introduced but it fell flat towards the end , for me personally i felt like the story ruined it, maybe if the map was more short and sweet to the point i wouldnt notice the story gaps, chapter two story especially was weird
is Nick purple shep from ExplodingTNT? when he was reading the text in the start he sounded like purple shep, so idk, is he?
Remeber that mostly scripted series that Jordan was doing with that one guy a few months back he did like 3 episodes of it, whatever happened to that?
When you realize that this video is an hour long. Why can't you make your videos is like 30 minute parts Jardon?
You know Minecraft maps are great when it comes with its own dialogue you can read with out you having to turn on cc on a RUclips video but if there wasn’t it be hard to tell a story
Did Jordan play Mizzle 2? I'm not sure if he did
He did.
+Mlakuss I give you applause for making these awesome maps. keep up the good work
Hi Captain( xD ).Can you explain me how did you do to create a server?Are you using a hosting partner?
in the second floor there is a room with the same parkour and everything what you had to do is one person was in the dark room the other was in the room upstairs and you would see each other with a white dot (black room) and a black dot (white room) and the person in the white room would guide the person in the black room with these dots of light
After watching 'what was that?' I can't help but notice *EVERYTHING* in the map.
guys i don't beleive in swear words they are just words spread this around RUclips
#Idon'tbeleiveinswearwords
Ok Jardon, with the floor changing after every hit on the final boss and the floor going back to normal after you both died, how did you not figure that out
Last time I was this early I had original jokes
Wait...