I was having a good laugh. Tired of these creeps creeping around at night. The whole machete thing.🤣🤣🤣i enjoy your commentary too. Thank you for making me laugh 😂❤️
Well, that shows you how different these good, decent, hard working, and responsible home owners are compared to the low life people who steal their things.
When you get a clear picture of someone’s face that are porch pirates, thieves, addicts and mentally ill those pictures should be post on an criminal app so people can scroll and see if they recognize them and tell the authorities who they are anonymously.
Start the app, you could become rich from that, seriously! The people that would be happy if their theif was identified through your app would likely be high in number and ever growing.
Somebody needs to come up with a feature where you can upload audio clips and play them through the camera/doorbell. I would upload the narrator saying "Get lost".
Unbelievable the lengths people go to get a few bucks. Oh and if my son had ever been caught breaking into a house he would have first been dealt with by me then I would have dragged him by his ear to the police station.
@@spottheborgcat6523 yep. I actually had him arrested as a teenager for stealing my brand new car without a license and taking his 8 year old sister with him. Let’s just say they were both in trouble. My son did two weeks in juvenile detention and my youngest got to clean the car. Thankfully both are growing children of their own now
Our youngest daughter, for whatever reason decided to go waaaayyy of the rails starting at about 12y/o and got into meth and doing all kinds of crazy crap. We found out about it all when she decided to steal over $3k from us and a car and runaway with her loser bf. We called the cops and the bank reimbursed us, however when she was found the DA decided not to charge her, just the bf. I called them and told them she absolutely was NOT getting away with it we wanted her charged. So we made a handshake deal for 100 community service hours and no record. To my knowledge they never told her what we'd done. She finished the hours with 1 extension and is now a productive young lady with the cutest lil boy ever! I'm very thankful that she wasn't addicted to meth and was able to quit it cold turkey with out any real problems. We tell her how proud we are of her everyday!
This is why I don’t leave anything outside. Thought about getting some decorations for outside but that’s too much money for someone to just come and take. I even put my daughter’s bike inside the house because there’s been a lot of people stealing bikes around here including kids bikes. It’s sad af
Yeah in the spring I bought over 6 potted flowers and ever single one of them were stolen off my porch. I'm never decorating again. It makes me sad because I really enjoyed watering them and my house is old so it brightened up my spot. I bought Halloween decorations last year but nothing happened. I'm too afraid someone might steal them this year 😢
THIS MESSAGE IS FOR ALL THE PEOPLE IN USA ( PLEASE ) PUT BARS ON ALL WINDOWS AND GET A METAL DOORS FRONT AND BACK... CUZ THIS IS JUST THE BEGINING OF SORROW... THINGS ARE GOING TO GET WORST BY JUNE OF NEXT YEAR / REMEMBER THIS ( METHAMPHETAMINE ) IS A VERY DANGEROUS DRUG .... PEOPLE WILL STEAL, KILL, RAPE, ETC. BE CAREFUL I'M PLANING TO MAKE SOME VIDEOS AND TO OPEN PLEOPLES EYES. PLEASE LORD LET THE GOOD PEOPLE BE SAFE 😭😭😭😭
Bicycle thieves are *BOLD* in the cities. I do a lot of cycling and occasionally stop for a bite to eat on long rides. Where I live, none of the shops have an issue with cyclists bringing several thousand dollar bikes into the cafe. A few years ago I was eating at an outside cafe with a low fence surrounding the outside portion when some tweaker reached over and tried to lift my bike up and over the fence. He got his nose broken for the trouble. I mean, I'm RIGHT THERE. He thought he would be intimidating to me, please. I'm not a small or weak guy (not huge either), and I've been in more than a few fights in my years. So he's screaming like a little kid and of course the cafe employees come out and see this guy just spewing blood in the sidewalk and offer him assistance. He's like, "That guy hit meeeeee. 😭" Meanwhile, I moved my bike away from the fence to leaned it against the building several feet away from easy access. I just laughed and went back to eating my burger. I'm pretty sure the employees figured out what was up, because they gave the guy a handful of napkins and half pushed him down the sidewalk. No police ever showed up and I received a complimentary ice tea from the owner. 😂😂
I wish there were some kind of "Home Alone" type trap that could be set. Maybe buckets of slime to drop from the porch ceiling. Cover them in fluorescent green sticky slime. I would pay for that channel.
That woman who stole the fan despite the voice on Ring...? That's what I've been trying to say. Some criminals will put stuff back but many others with more audacity will just keep on going and take the stuff. It's not the best deterrent. You need to take everything you value, inside. Bundle renter's insurance. Get deadbolt locks for doors. Change locks when you move into a new place. Don't hide spares anywhere outside, leave thenspare key with a friend, neighbor, relative. Get locks for windows. Arrange for safe options for deliveries: oldfashioned door slots for mail or locking heavy duty mailboxes. I've installed a big locking cooler for amason deliveries, if can't be. Iced and it can't be broken into, once Amazon closes the lid, and it looks like bench seating once closed. Get deliveries at work or deliver to a neighbor, friend, relative... or rent a mailbox. I've seen so many of your videos where owners are at home but don't retrieve deliveries. Why? I grew up in NYC, where taking in toys, pets and lawn furniture is normal. And I still don't answer the door when strangers knock: I don't need to be "saved," I don't want to buy Girl Scout cookies or school chocolate, and I don't need my tree cut or want solar panels. There's a sign on my door: people need to call and make arrangements to see me. If you don't, or you don't arrive in a reasonable amount of time, I won't be available. Why do some people still open their front doors to strangers? Why??!? Stop being "nice!" Teach your kids, as I was taught when a kid, to not answer the door or give personal information if a stranger calls. Teach them online safety, too! Sheesh! Who leaves a brand new miniature kid's racing motorcycle lying on its side on the front lawn, at night. Why don't you just hang a sign inviting strangers to take it for free? How naive can people be? .
I love the comments this guy makes he's hilarious. I hope no one ever takes anything from his 🏠, he'll come out, and tell u to get lost u damn tweaker, get ur own lawn chairs. I would love to see a doorbell cam, with someone who booby trapped the things on their front porch. Such as tying rope around the legs of their lawn furniture When the person comes up to grab it, and run, well, u know what will happen. That would be priceless to see someone fall on their a$$, while stealing someones stuff, then getting up, and running away empty handed.😂🤣
There was this engineer guy who would leave booby trap packages that exploded with glitter or had poop in them but I think he got in trouble for the explosions unfortunately. Oh his name is Mark Rober, search Glitter bomb vs porch pirate.
Ok, so just about EVERYBODY has a doorbell cam of some kind, yet these slime bags still think it's perfectly fine to just waltz onto someone else's private property and steal their things that they worked for, or just loiter, and think that they're not going to be caught. If you're doing that, I want the absolute worst for you. The narrator dude is legend, btw
Hope that makeup was his color. LMAO he was probably super disappointed when he opened that package! 🤣 How did he even know it was in there? Unless he been stalking the mailman.
I am not a "peaceable" someone. Thankfully, my neighborhood remains PORCH PIRATE FREE. If that changes, bank on this; THERE WILL BE WIGS-ON THE GREEN! Or maybe, I'll just make them WALK THE PLANK! Ciao.
@@royfokerpoker1802 I don't know what gave you that idea, but I thought it was a valid consideration so I looked into it. Not a lot of studies have been done by criminologists yet but I found 2 and both suggest what I suspected... Porch pirates always struck me as opportunists/parasites rather than just ppl struggling. Desperate ppl can't afford to piss about with hit and miss theft... I thought porch pirates were more likely to be bored, self entitled, middle class twats who get a kick out of their lucky dip thievery. Statistics off the 1st criminologist who did a study on the actual porch pirates themselves found the following: Gender is pretty even (49%) men, (51%) women. Determining age was difficult, but 94% were determined to be under 45. The predominant race was Caucasian, less than 30% being a mix of other races. Socio economic status indicated nearly 70% of offenders were middle class, less than 30% were lower with approx 2% being wealthier. Whilst some thefts were spur of the moment, the majority are planned with perpetrators following delivery trucks. The other study backed up the above but it also added that since ppl have become more confident in confronting their theft attempts the thieves are now even dressing up to look less conspicuous or have an excuse if caught. Such as workers, drivers and even nurses pretending to be there re covid threat. I'm the first to say it's important to take lack of equality in areas such as race, socio economic conditions etc into account. But porch piracy is not only perpetrated by people who have other options it drives the price of products up higher making it even more difficult for those doing it hard... that's what makes them despicable in my book. They deserve much worse than they get. And whereas exposure may not stop a lot of lower socio economic crime as it is often committed in more desperate situations and complex settings. Porch piracy would soon stop almost altogether if they were exposed.
I enjoy watching these videos just for the fact that I don't know your name but the man that narrates this most of the time cracks me up I love it you sounded very irritable of night I totally understand why I can't believe that they'll still anything tell them to get lost.
I recently found this channel and Im sitting here binge-watching all the videos with this funny narator guy! Its 2 AM and Im trying not to wake up my entire house and the neighbours , Im howl laughing! :D Love how he is getting more and more worked up towards the end! If you read this , sir - thank you for making my day!
They stole a very expensive bike from our yard.. BUT a few weeks later I spotted a guy riding our bike in our neighborhood so I chased him down. The cops said if I followed him they Would Not come out (crazy) but I did it anyways. He ditched the bike, when he saw me following him and I was able to get our bike back. Yeah!!!!
Is there a delay between the camera and the ap? Because I often notice that they are yelling hello or get off my porch after the person has already left.
i have Blink doorbell and cameras, and there does seem to be about a 15 second delay between the time someone rings my doorbell and i get the notification on my phone . so far i have never managed to answer the ring and talk to the person at the door because by the time i hear the notification, pull my phone out of my pocket and open up the app, the person has already walked off ..
As a Brit (and we love our privacy) I just do not understand why Americans don't have a fence, thick hedge or brick wall separating their property from the street. It's mind boggling, because we all know how obsessed with security the Americans are! In the UK you will never come across a front garden that spills out seamlessly into the street pavement (sidewalk). Why? Because we Brits like our privacy and wish to shelter our front gardens from the street that runs past our houses, by having a wall, tall fence (6ft high), or thick hedge denoting the boundary between our property (front garden), and public (or Local.Authority) property - which is the sidewalk that runs past a house. Sorry to go in about this, but this may be why so many Americans have issues with random people or weirdos coming onto their property and hanging around outside their front door. Some people in the UK who have more money actually have a secure entry pedestrian gate which has a keypad. In order to get into the front garden you have to type in the correct number, otherwise you can't get into the property. Also, do Americans lock their front doors at night? I double lock mine, and I also have a door chain which slides across.
Even when people have it blocked off with gates and fences, people walk right in and steal after following delivery trucks. And yes, we lock our doors. Have you not seen our news?
Could you leave the subtitle card up for a 2 second window longer bro? Sometimes the transition is too fast and we can’t read it. Amazing videos. I love the channel bro.
I am amazed at the number of random people aimlessly walking around neighborhoods. More people need to be sitting on those porches and confronting unknown individuals. Start a neighborhood watch program, folks.
I can’t stop laughing when I watch these, this guy is the best! Stealing avocados 🥑 hilarious “ buy your own avocados jackass” haha and the screen info printed in Spanish I’m dyin 😂😂
5hat lady that opened the Amazon parcel and said it was sooo nice, but then walked away, well if you notice, she took a picture of thenaddress with her phone, so these ppl better be very careful she could actually use that info to order stuff on that person's account,
Mr. bathrobe window smasher - once he takes it to the window smashing level, he shows how dangerous he is. Let him get all the way in before you shoot & make sure he doesn't fall back out. If he does, pull him back in(advice of law enforcement officer).
In Colorado they can steal anything. We are not even allowed to do a warning shot. That man with that knife: I would have called the cops kept them on the phone and waited. If I felt threatened or not the first would be a warning shot. Next I would open my door, and if he came in; well it would have been a sad night for him.
Look man it might work for some people to put their shit in the backyard but my backyard is exposed to a public beach with no fences and I have no say cuz I rent, so it doesn't matter where I put my chairs, I have security cameras that's the best I can do.
I swear to God & all the saints that these videos truly make my day. The narrator has an excellent voice. Kudos for that and his wits. Well humor aside this is so scary to see how these heartless theives has no heart, consideration, or fear of God for what they are doing. All I got to say is that He sees all your wrong doings & sooner or later you got that bill you pay.Well these days people are calling you reap what you sow, but Hispanics call it "Castigo de Dios." And majority of people call it Karma.
I am sorry, but I can not feel sorry for people who get their packages stolen by porch pirates. If they are home then they KNOW their package was delivered because they get notified that it was (I know I do) and should immediately go out and pick it up, they get lazy and leave it there in plain sight to be stolen. All I can say is QUIT BEING LAZY AND RETRIEVE YOUR PACKAGES!!
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The young guy that snatch the women's phone has been arrested and is being charged as an adult.
For real “Hooray”
Good she had GPS tracking most likely..
Good!
Google's Find My Phone app - or something similar made/used by iPhone
@@thebluepup Why is they "gay" part in small letters?
The guy who does the commentary to these videos has me rolling with laughter. Keep up the top notch job!
Funny, I find his voice annoying as hell; I just watch and never listen.
@@cbryce9243 Same! Love the videos, hate the commentary.
I was having a good laugh. Tired of these creeps creeping around at night. The whole machete thing.🤣🤣🤣i enjoy your commentary too. Thank you for making me laugh 😂❤️
"Get lost!"
I usually don't like his voice but he was PISSED today and i thought it was hilarious. He's fed up
Love the guy who does the comments! Good to hear someone telling it like it is with these scumbags!
I'm shocked at how polite some of the home owners are.
They need to let out a Pitt and chew them asses up!
Exactly! Unbelievable!🤦🏽♂️
I would shoot them with paintballs lol
Well, that shows you how different these good, decent, hard working, and responsible home owners are compared to the low life people who steal their things.
@@SoldierPoet🤔 You mean the government, and the Tax_man??...
I love the guy that narrates the videos and the way he tells them.
Get lost! lol He's hilarious.
His voice reminds me so much of Ice T.
It's the female from the hide cam that say make sure you subscribe today
I don’t. Grating voice. I turn off sound and just watch.
He's too funny. "Get lost and I'm tired of these GD creeps creeping all ova the place"
It's frightening how bold these criminals are.
It's probably because they can get away with stuff too easily nowadays.
Especially these random people just walking up to other people’s homes! I’m in the South and you definitely don’t want to do that around here!
Drugs
“Cant have nothing outside anymore” 😂😂😂
When you get a clear picture of someone’s face that are porch pirates, thieves, addicts and mentally ill those pictures should be post on an criminal app so people can scroll and see if they recognize them and tell the authorities who they are anonymously.
Start the app, you could become rich from that, seriously! The people that would be happy if their theif was identified through your app would likely be high in number and ever growing.
My community has a fb page called crime stoppers and this stuff gets posted.
Next door can be used for that
@@Cass-es5kl same there's a Crime Stoppers app and you can enter information anonymously to the police 👌
Agree
If I ever encounter a porch pirate I’m gonna blare you saying “get lost” through the Ring 😂
You watch these its so depressing like everyone a crook a user a mugger....
I'd tell them that that is a good way to get shot!
Somebody needs to come up with a feature where you can upload audio clips and play them through the camera/doorbell. I would upload the narrator saying "Get lost".
come out with pure bleach or drain cleaner in a dish detergent bottle and squirt it all over them.
Err you can
Unbelievable the lengths people go to get a few bucks. Oh and if my son had ever been caught breaking into a house he would have first been dealt with by me then I would have dragged him by his ear to the police station.
Parenting!
@@spottheborgcat6523 yep. I actually had him arrested as a teenager for stealing my brand new car without a license and taking his 8 year old sister with him. Let’s just say they were both in trouble. My son did two weeks in juvenile detention and my youngest got to clean the car. Thankfully both are growing children of their own now
Our youngest daughter, for whatever reason decided to go waaaayyy of the rails starting at about 12y/o and got into meth and doing all kinds of crazy crap. We found out about it all when she decided to steal over $3k from us and a car and runaway with her loser bf. We called the cops and the bank reimbursed us, however when she was found the DA decided not to charge her, just the bf. I called them and told them she absolutely was NOT getting away with it we wanted her charged. So we made a handshake deal for 100 community service hours and no record. To my knowledge they never told her what we'd done. She finished the hours with 1 extension and is now a productive young lady with the cutest lil boy ever! I'm very thankful that she wasn't addicted to meth and was able to quit it cold turkey with out any real problems. We tell her how proud we are of her everyday!
Yes ma'am
W mom!!
This is why I don’t leave anything outside. Thought about getting some decorations for outside but that’s too much money for someone to just come and take. I even put my daughter’s bike inside the house because there’s been a lot of people stealing bikes around here including kids bikes. It’s sad af
Yeah in the spring I bought over 6 potted flowers and ever single one of them were stolen off my porch. I'm never decorating again. It makes me sad because I really enjoyed watering them and my house is old so it brightened up my spot. I bought Halloween decorations last year but nothing happened. I'm too afraid someone might steal them this year 😢
THIS MESSAGE IS FOR
ALL THE PEOPLE IN USA
( PLEASE ) PUT BARS ON
ALL WINDOWS AND GET A
METAL DOORS FRONT AND
BACK... CUZ THIS IS JUST
THE BEGINING OF SORROW...
THINGS ARE GOING TO GET
WORST BY JUNE OF NEXT
YEAR / REMEMBER THIS
( METHAMPHETAMINE )
IS A VERY DANGEROUS
DRUG ....
PEOPLE WILL STEAL, KILL,
RAPE, ETC.
BE CAREFUL
I'M PLANING TO MAKE
SOME VIDEOS AND TO
OPEN PLEOPLES EYES.
PLEASE LORD LET THE
GOOD PEOPLE BE SAFE
😭😭😭😭
Someone stole my okra plant. They really just steal everything
Bicycle thieves are *BOLD* in the cities.
I do a lot of cycling and occasionally stop for a bite to eat on long rides. Where I live, none of the shops have an issue with cyclists bringing several thousand dollar bikes into the cafe. A few years ago I was eating at an outside cafe with a low fence surrounding the outside portion when some tweaker reached over and tried to lift my bike up and over the fence. He got his nose broken for the trouble. I mean, I'm RIGHT THERE. He thought he would be intimidating to me, please. I'm not a small or weak guy (not huge either), and I've been in more than a few fights in my years.
So he's screaming like a little kid and of course the cafe employees come out and see this guy just spewing blood in the sidewalk and offer him assistance. He's like, "That guy hit meeeeee. 😭"
Meanwhile, I moved my bike away from the fence to leaned it against the building several feet away from easy access. I just laughed and went back to eating my burger. I'm pretty sure the employees figured out what was up, because they gave the guy a handful of napkins and half pushed him down the sidewalk. No police ever showed up and I received a complimentary ice tea from the owner. 😂😂
I wish there were some kind of "Home Alone" type trap that could be set. Maybe buckets of slime to drop from the porch ceiling. Cover them in fluorescent green sticky slime. I would pay for that channel.
Or just beat them the fuck up for risking their own life’s
Bear traps
My bear trap is a 357 magnum.
How about a giant log with 12" nails sticking out of it that swings down from behind?
@@HateSpeechMoreLikeBasedSpeech imagine you forget something and someone comes to give it to you
😂🤣😂😂 omg I can’t stop laughing at the commentator comments 😂🤣😂
These are pretty scary........the nerve to steal but then open a package right there in front of the door.😶🥺
That woman who stole the fan despite the voice on Ring...? That's what I've been trying to say. Some criminals will put stuff back but many others with more audacity will just keep on going and take the stuff. It's not the best deterrent. You need to take everything you value, inside. Bundle renter's insurance. Get deadbolt locks for doors. Change locks when you move into a new place. Don't hide spares anywhere outside, leave thenspare key with a friend, neighbor, relative. Get locks for windows. Arrange for safe options for deliveries: oldfashioned door slots for mail or locking heavy duty mailboxes. I've installed a big locking cooler for amason deliveries, if can't be. Iced and it can't be broken into, once Amazon closes the lid, and it looks like bench seating once closed. Get deliveries at work or deliver to a neighbor, friend, relative... or rent a mailbox. I've seen so many of your videos where owners are at home but don't retrieve deliveries. Why?
I grew up in NYC, where taking in toys, pets and lawn furniture is normal. And I still don't answer the door when strangers knock: I don't need to be "saved," I don't want to buy Girl Scout cookies or school chocolate, and I don't need my tree cut or want solar panels. There's a sign on my door: people need to call and make arrangements to see me. If you don't, or you don't arrive in a reasonable amount of time, I won't be available. Why do some people still open their front doors to strangers? Why??!? Stop being "nice!" Teach your kids, as I was taught when a kid, to not answer the door or give personal information if a stranger calls. Teach them online safety, too! Sheesh! Who leaves a brand new miniature kid's racing motorcycle lying on its side on the front lawn, at night. Why don't you just hang a sign inviting strangers to take it for free? How naive can people be?
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Why does it take Ring so long to notify the home owner . They need to start sending a notification as soon as someone puts one foot on the property.
my ring notifies me about a minute delay ....
Arlo is bad about that. When I try to look at my app, I have to wait, sometimes over a minute, or hit the back button.
Adt is pretty instant. I have a camera above my driveway, my doorbell, and back yard and if there is a delay I don’t notice.
Did anyone else laugh towards the end of the video when you could tell that the narrator had enough? I could hear the anger radiate?! 🤣
Yep
I'm sorry. I had to laugh out loud at the guy's tirade at the end. I would love to see what this commentator looks like.
For real. I bet he is nothing like we'd expect. I can't listen to him.
Ice T lol
I agree sounds like Ice T and is so funny
if anyone knows who he is let me know🤭
I just love the commentary. 😂Chairs are no longer as cheap as they used to be. Now you may have to bolt them into the ground.
Please keep your commentary on all your videos because it's hysterical and I totally enjoy them.. Thanks for sharing.
I never heard the narrator so mad. I’m dead!! 🤣
You tell’em!! Get lost creepers!!
Dusty, female porch pirate! You crack me up! You’re just too funny and make these videos hilarious, even when they’re disturbing.
You are the funniest narrator on the internet! I love it more than the videos!!!!
Texas is quickly catching up with Cali, huh ?
Nothing will outdo Florida
"Hopefully your mom sees you breaking in houses". Mom probably taught him how to break in houses.
I love listening to you! You always make me laugh. Thanks.
My man sounds like the cat who did all the classic "unforgivable" videos. I'm digging it.
I love the comments this guy makes he's hilarious. I hope no one ever takes anything from his 🏠, he'll come out, and tell u to get lost u damn tweaker, get ur own lawn chairs.
I would love to see a doorbell cam, with someone who booby trapped the things on their front porch. Such as tying rope around the legs of their lawn furniture
When the person comes up to grab it, and run, well, u know what will happen. That would be priceless to see someone fall on their a$$, while stealing someones stuff, then getting up, and running away empty handed.😂🤣
Hes great. Even he was pissed toward the end with all the night creepers around. They need to GET LOST!!!
There was this engineer guy who would leave booby trap packages that exploded with glitter or had poop in them but I think he got in trouble for the explosions unfortunately. Oh his name is Mark Rober, search Glitter bomb vs porch pirate.
Ok, so just about EVERYBODY has a doorbell cam of some kind, yet these slime bags still think it's perfectly fine to just waltz onto someone else's private property and steal their things that they worked for, or just loiter, and think that they're not going to be caught. If you're doing that, I want the absolute worst for you. The narrator dude is legend, btw
And does not matter the city, police will do nothing to the thieves.
No doorbell cam here. I don't want one either.
And most of all, I don't leave anything outside either.
Hey Mr Narrator! Show your face! You were extra pissed today! 😂
Hope that makeup was his color. LMAO he was probably super disappointed when he opened that package! 🤣 How did he even know it was in there? Unless he been stalking the mailman.
There's always a guy with a robe lurking somewhere
"Get lost!" Trademark this! 😂😂😂
Maybe people need to start electrifying their things. 😂
I am not a "peaceable" someone.
Thankfully, my neighborhood remains PORCH PIRATE FREE.
If that changes, bank on this; THERE WILL BE WIGS-ON THE GREEN!
Or maybe, I'll just make them WALK THE PLANK!
Ciao.
Keep the commentary. He is killing it. Love it.
I'd love to put a cheap GPS in fake porch packages, then track them down, and then post their photos address and crime on every social media app!
Many of these people don't have addresses man
@@royfokerpoker1802 I don't know what gave you that idea, but I thought it was a valid consideration so I looked into it. Not a lot of studies have been done by criminologists yet but I found 2 and both suggest what I suspected... Porch pirates always struck me as opportunists/parasites rather than just ppl struggling. Desperate ppl can't afford to piss about with hit and miss theft... I thought porch pirates were more likely to be bored, self entitled, middle class twats who get a kick out of their lucky dip thievery. Statistics off the 1st criminologist who did a study on the actual porch pirates themselves found the following:
Gender is pretty even (49%) men, (51%) women.
Determining age was difficult, but 94% were determined to be under 45.
The predominant race was Caucasian, less than 30% being a mix of other races.
Socio economic status indicated nearly 70% of offenders were middle class, less than 30% were lower with approx 2% being wealthier.
Whilst some thefts were spur of the moment, the majority are planned with perpetrators following delivery trucks. The other study backed up the above but it also added that since ppl have become more confident in confronting their theft attempts the thieves are now even dressing up to look less conspicuous or have an excuse if caught. Such as workers, drivers and even nurses pretending to be there re covid threat.
I'm the first to say it's important to take lack of equality in areas such as race, socio economic conditions etc into account. But porch piracy is not only perpetrated by people who have other options it drives the price of products up higher making it even more difficult for those doing it hard... that's what makes them despicable in my book. They deserve much worse than they get. And whereas exposure may not stop a lot of lower socio economic crime as it is often committed in more desperate situations and complex settings. Porch piracy would soon stop almost altogether if they were exposed.
The guy voicing this is great ..I'm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I enjoy watching these videos just for the fact that I don't know your name but the man that narrates this most of the time cracks me up I love it you sounded very irritable of night I totally understand why I can't believe that they'll still anything tell them to get lost.
8:36 mark, you friggin killing it with that commentary 🤣😂
The narrator earned a sub! 🙂
Buckshot fixes lots of problems.
Where I live, I have seen avocados range from $2.49 to $3.79. They are not cheap 🤣🤣
Yeah this guy has no idea what he was saying there lmao.
Why do I never get sick of these 😫
Dude looks like a bad look alike 🤣 for Ice-T.
Lisa Rogers had mentioned about the narrator that talks during the film is hilarious I hope we always have them on these videos
😀👍🏼👍🏼🇨🇦
If U look at the thumbnail pic for a second I thought it was ICE-T for a moment
Your commentaries are GOLD, keep them coming!!!!!
I recently found this channel and Im sitting here binge-watching all the videos with this funny narator guy! Its 2 AM and Im trying not to wake up my entire house and the neighbours , Im howl laughing! :D Love how he is getting more and more worked up towards the end! If you read this , sir - thank you for making my day!
😔😔🤨😤🥺 what is that lunatic watching? He woke me up... 😩🤨😤🥺🥺😉😔😔 Going to get narrator to steal his tv... 😁
I enjoy the narrator in these videos.
I have to mute him.
I really feel for a person who tries my place. They if they come in my place. The only way they are leaving is in a BODY BAG.
The deep voice commentary guy is too much!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!
I love the guy narrating! 😻
On the first video, it's a good thing those bike riders were able to pass before the thief came flying out of the drive way.
Drink every time this guy says, "Get lost."
His voice 😅😅😅 sounds like Ice T
They stole a very expensive bike from our yard.. BUT a few weeks later I spotted a guy riding our bike in our neighborhood so I chased him down. The cops said if I followed him they Would Not come out (crazy) but I did it anyways. He ditched the bike, when he saw me following him and I was able to get our bike back. Yeah!!!!
F those useless pigs. Nice job! You're a G. Lol
"Blow out afro"...I miss that style of hair...I grew up in the 60s.
The man with the robe on 😅
Is there a delay between the camera and the ap? Because I often notice that they are yelling hello or get off my porch after the person has already left.
No. Time travel is the likely answer. 🤭
i have Blink doorbell and cameras, and there does seem to be about a 15 second delay between the time someone rings my doorbell and i get the notification on my phone . so far i have never managed to answer the ring and talk to the person at the door because by the time i hear the notification, pull my phone out of my pocket and open up the app, the person has already walked off ..
However long it takes for the person to notice the notification. Someone who's busy likely doesn't have their phone already open
The narrating on this was insane.
Wiggling knobs lol
Mr. Narrator is sick and tired LMAO
This is scary.
this is part of why certain drugs should be illegal - anything highly addictive or that can cause violent outbursts.
SOME PEOPLE JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH THE CAMERA AND THEN DECIDES TO COME OUT AFTER THEY LEAVE.. OMG.... LUV THE NARRATOR..
Seems like a lot of people up at 2 AM running around looking for a chair to sit on... 🤣
Geez you have to lock up your plastic chairs now!
to say the narrator is over the top is an understatement
0:49 Is that Murray from Stranger Things?
ISN'T THE FIRST SKINNY WOMEN "Melania Trump" without makeup
As a Brit (and we love our privacy) I just do not understand why Americans don't have a fence, thick hedge or brick wall separating their property from the street. It's mind boggling, because we all know how obsessed with security the Americans are!
In the UK you will never come across a front garden that spills out seamlessly into the street pavement (sidewalk). Why? Because we Brits like our privacy and wish to shelter our front gardens from the street that runs past our houses, by having a wall, tall fence (6ft high), or thick hedge denoting the boundary between our property (front garden), and public (or Local.Authority) property - which is the sidewalk that runs past a house.
Sorry to go in about this, but this may be why so many Americans have issues with random people or weirdos coming onto their property and hanging around outside their front door.
Some people in the UK who have more money actually have a secure entry pedestrian gate which has a keypad. In order to get into the front garden you have to type in the correct number, otherwise you can't get into the property.
Also, do Americans lock their front doors at night? I double lock mine, and I also have a door chain which slides across.
Even when people have it blocked off with gates and fences, people walk right in and steal after following delivery trucks. And yes, we lock our doors. Have you not seen our news?
They will even steal your broom off the porch..it happened to me...even your clothes on the clothes line..smh
Could you leave the subtitle card up for a 2 second window longer bro? Sometimes the transition is too fast and we can’t read it. Amazing videos. I love the channel bro.
I am amazed at the number of random people aimlessly walking around neighborhoods. More people need to be sitting on those porches and confronting unknown individuals. Start a neighborhood watch program, folks.
The second man was a holy man just preachin' and reachin' more reachin' than preachin' lol.
I can’t stop laughing when I watch these, this guy is the best! Stealing avocados 🥑 hilarious “ buy your own avocados jackass” haha and the screen info printed in Spanish I’m dyin 😂😂
Jesus Christ loves you so much that he died on the cross for you
Your voice is so sweet and you are very funny. I could listen to you all day long.
The dude at 7:15 looks like Iced T
5hat lady that opened the Amazon parcel and said it was sooo nice, but then walked away, well if you notice, she took a picture of thenaddress with her phone, so these ppl better be very careful she could actually use that info to order stuff on that person's account,
The commentary in the video got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
The commentator sounds fed up honey 😂
those videos make me proud and happy of my country
Mr. bathrobe window smasher - once he takes it to the window smashing level, he shows how dangerous he is. Let him get all the way in before you shoot & make sure he doesn't fall back out. If he does, pull him back in(advice of law enforcement officer).
They weren't home. Now some Looney has a shotgun! That's how crooks get guns.
I just love your commentary hilarious
7:14 looks like Ice T
Zombies are all around us
I love the commentary. So funny!
Homeowners should consider grills installed outside windows so break in will be avoided by burglars
In Colorado they can steal anything. We are not even allowed to do a warning shot. That man with that knife: I would have called the cops kept them on the phone and waited. If I felt threatened or not the first would be a warning shot. Next I would open my door, and if he came in; well it would have been a sad night for him.
Imagine me waking up seeing this guy in my house...now imagine him waking up in hell confronted by Satan saying we've been waiting on you🤣🤣🤣
I've been enjoying these videos 👍👍👍 looking forward to the next one have a great night 👻🙋
Ice - tea hit rock bottom
Look man it might work for some people to put their shit in the backyard but my backyard is exposed to a public beach with no fences and I have no say cuz I rent, so it doesn't matter where I put my chairs, I have security cameras that's the best I can do.
Yeah my house is really close to my neighbor and sometimes he has to go through my backyard to get to his.
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That's weird
I swear to God & all the saints that these videos truly make my day. The narrator has an excellent voice. Kudos for that and his wits. Well humor aside this is so scary to see how these heartless theives has no heart, consideration, or fear of God for what they are doing. All I got to say is that He sees all your wrong doings & sooner or later you got that bill you pay.Well these days people are calling you reap what you sow, but Hispanics call it "Castigo de Dios." And majority of people call it Karma.
I am sorry, but I can not feel sorry for people who get their packages stolen by porch pirates. If they are home then they KNOW their package was delivered because they get notified that it was (I know I do) and should immediately go out and pick it up, they get lazy and leave it there in plain sight to be stolen. All I can say is QUIT BEING LAZY AND RETRIEVE YOUR PACKAGES!!
Or they are at work
Bruh I love your voice and attitude 😹😹
Love the voice overs