"Limpia, An Energetic, Spiritual Cleansing & Healing" NMShow #80

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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024

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  • @OGbluntmaster
    @OGbluntmaster 2 года назад +542

    Such a wonderful man and healer, when I got jumped in to the crips he was actually part of the initiation, we worked on letting go of my past after the beating.

    • @JediWebSurf
      @JediWebSurf 2 года назад +8

      This guy is high on money. He's desperately trying to get another hit.

    • @sari9645
      @sari9645 2 года назад +13

      I audibly laughed at this comment 😂 thank you

    • @wayneellingson5032
      @wayneellingson5032 2 года назад +4

      outatanding comment lmfao

    • @kkownzor
      @kkownzor Год назад +1

      Fucking lol

    • @GordiansKnotHere
      @GordiansKnotHere Год назад +1

      "F'd in" or Beat in"? It's usually one or the other.

  • @MrTamiller07
    @MrTamiller07 6 лет назад +2160

    Crips are doing some crazy gang initiation stuff these days.

    • @mainhoondon21
      @mainhoondon21 5 лет назад +59

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @3DFLYLOW
      @3DFLYLOW 5 лет назад +12

      I had a thought when I saw the thumbnail but you nailed it

    • @rob_3417
      @rob_3417 5 лет назад +2

      @@mainhoondon21 how is it?

    • @allybally0021
      @allybally0021 5 лет назад +35

      Yeah if you flash your headlights at them.....they will pull you over and do a feather dance ritual.

    • @cvray2777
      @cvray2777 5 лет назад +3

      HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @gpvboats
    @gpvboats Год назад +357

    I couldn't help but notice one leg was 1/32 " shorter than the other.

    • @rafacruzz8473
      @rafacruzz8473 5 месяцев назад +12

      Hahahahaha. Dr Saul!!!

    • @snooch4529
      @snooch4529 4 месяца назад +1

      HahahahahAHahah

    • @feslerae
      @feslerae 4 месяца назад +15

      That's why you leave the shoes ON

    • @coolmastamanga1278
      @coolmastamanga1278 4 месяца назад +16

      I did some healing on the lymphatic system.

    • @ploidemedia
      @ploidemedia 3 месяца назад +8

      @@coolmastamanga1278 and the nervous system, and pretty much every other system in the human body... lol

  • @batmansascientist
    @batmansascientist 2 года назад +1135

    Producer: You don't look like a shaman to me. You're just wearing a t-shirt and jeans.
    Michael: *ties headband*
    Producer: Well holy shit.

    • @ADF-Fact-Checking
      @ADF-Fact-Checking 2 года назад +13

      😆😆😆😆

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 года назад +14

      We have found our shaman, ladies and gentlemen! 🙃

    • @conorknapp6764
      @conorknapp6764 2 года назад +15

      Would’ve been even more hilarious if he just sauntered in with a full headdress, loincloth, and sneakers

    • @stephenking3356
      @stephenking3356 2 года назад +9

      When Michael made his holy circle on the studio's 1982 era carpet, she KNEW..."this is the one we have heard was to come !"

    • @okifurbi
      @okifurbi Год назад +10

      When he put the bandana he became Limpia Mike, then he went to Prison and became Prison Mike.

  • @revengeancer2.019
    @revengeancer2.019 Год назад +529

    If I were an eccentric billionaire, I’d hire this guy to do this to me every morning while I stand there and eat my breakfast burrito.

    • @kukaliemikalie8157
      @kukaliemikalie8157 Год назад +28

      You don't need to be a billionare, i bet this dude comes for about 20 bucks.

    • @johnguanciale258
      @johnguanciale258 Год назад +10

      With my rocks out

    • @twitter-inc
      @twitter-inc Год назад +6

      @@kukaliemikalie8157 20 bucks for 30 min? Seems good.

    • @lukeuseforce
      @lukeuseforce Год назад +11

      You're a billionaire and still eating breakfast burritos???

    • @twitter-inc
      @twitter-inc Год назад +11

      @@lukeuseforce What? Do you mean billionaires cant eat burritos?

  • @SyntheticDeejay
    @SyntheticDeejay Год назад +79

    I was sceptical at first but when he pulled the feathers out and started waving them around like a semaphore expert having an epileptic attack, i was fully on board. This guy is the real deal. The headband absolutely proves it.

  • @evanrogers1825
    @evanrogers1825 4 года назад +448

    When you forget the presentation is due today and you have to prepare something last minute.

    • @bombayfoukiki486
      @bombayfoukiki486 3 года назад +7

      Surf Ninja Movie Vibe

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 года назад +4

      Shit! What will I present to the board?
      Got it! EGG CLEANSING. That's da ticket!

  • @stoker12345
    @stoker12345 3 года назад +700

    Archangel Michael:
    We gotta get to Earth, guys, a kid with a ponytail is being rubbed with an egg.

    • @explodingstatue
      @explodingstatue 3 года назад +29

      Almost pissed myself

    • @melgeezy3325
      @melgeezy3325 3 года назад +27

      Other lesser angels: Okay yeah, but how's the lid lag? Or is he red in the face?

    • @stevesavage4247
      @stevesavage4247 3 года назад +7

      This comment made me laugh so hard I've fully woken myself up🤣🤣

    • @jasondikes5144
      @jasondikes5144 3 года назад +8

      I had tuned out until I heard about rubbing the body with an egg, then I was back to see dafuq is that?

    • @amorfati9163
      @amorfati9163 3 года назад +5

      Dont forget that head band😂

  • @AYEwhatido
    @AYEwhatido 2 года назад +60

    This video typically relaxes me but today I ventured into the comments. Now I'm wide awake and can't unsee things pointed out

    • @jaybdub77
      @jaybdub77 5 месяцев назад +4

      It ruined your Asmr experience. Lol😂

  • @micson2431
    @micson2431 4 года назад +837

    Woman in the chair be like"Good good, now kill him, only then will your training be complete"

  • @danelyman
    @danelyman 2 года назад +90

    I don't personally believe in the ideas of energy fields, crystals, and angelic beings, but this guy seems so dedicated in his belief that I can't help but appreciate his sincerity. It's also solid ASMR

    • @user-xz4jz6nz2m
      @user-xz4jz6nz2m 4 месяца назад +1

      Solid ASMR? Sure I can see that. Sincerity? Oh please don't make me gag, this guy is about as sincere as a child with crumbs on it's face saying they didn't eat the cookies.

  • @user-yn3mz3le1t
    @user-yn3mz3le1t 2 года назад +313

    Unintentional ASMR of this genre has to walk a fine line between relaxing mumbo jumbo and absolutely hilarious and for me when this guy started wildly waving feathers around this poor man it crossed that line and I couldn’t stop laughing.

    • @jonfavale
      @jonfavale 2 года назад +22

      The feathers were fine. It was rubbing the guy down with an egg that got me 😂

    • @squizzyicetea
      @squizzyicetea 2 года назад +7

      Missed out, man! Shoulda seen when Dancing Buffalo and Flopping Trout came it with Roman candles.

    • @miketheperformer5972
      @miketheperformer5972 2 года назад +14

      It was the spitting flowers that did it for me. The most violent florist I've ever seen!

    • @felixt1795
      @felixt1795 Год назад +1

      You are right. In the Moment he picks up the second feather, i burst out laughing.

    • @kaitlyncorreia4742
      @kaitlyncorreia4742 Год назад +1

      @@miketheperformer5972 this whole thread got me. Its hilarious

  • @GenXJay670
    @GenXJay670 4 года назад +481

    Im getting strong Sith Lord vibes from the female host.

    • @rico5298
      @rico5298 3 года назад +43

      "You've developed greatly since the time we met" 🤣

    • @jaimiller7679
      @jaimiller7679 3 года назад +17

      Palpatines sister maybe

    • @roma_korbut
      @roma_korbut 3 года назад +24

      Good, goood, let the healing float through you!

    • @camshaw2613
      @camshaw2613 2 года назад +3

      Do it, heal him

    • @reborndrakken
      @reborndrakken 2 года назад +13

      "Let the bullshit flow through you"

  • @Axegrinder90
    @Axegrinder90 3 года назад +69

    Long beach crips are with you, park city crips are with you, compton crips are with you, snoop dogg and all the big homies are with you

    • @thatyounginjosh4531
      @thatyounginjosh4531 2 года назад +2

      😂

    • @Juerg9er
      @Juerg9er 2 месяца назад

      Unlessss Cha Cha CHEEEEESEEEE

    • @vincentbergman4451
      @vincentbergman4451 2 месяца назад +2

      Imagine if he actually did the crip walk with those feathers

    • @mattlatakas7051
      @mattlatakas7051 6 дней назад +1

      ​@@vincentbergman4451Dude, I just imagined it and now I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

    • @vincentbergman4451
      @vincentbergman4451 6 дней назад

      @@mattlatakas7051 Saint Ice Cube is with you, Saint Snoop is with you, Saint Biggie is with you, Saint Suge Knight is with you

  • @ADjustinG2013
    @ADjustinG2013 4 года назад +178

    You can tell Leonardo is his favorite ninja turtle.

  • @smullable
    @smullable 3 года назад +42

    ‘I’m gonna use the egg’.
    It was at this exact moment long haired nephew knew he’d fucked up by agreeing to come on Aunty Batshit’s internet show.

  • @Beau74
    @Beau74 4 года назад +683

    You can clearly tell he's a shaman because he's wearing a headband.

    • @tomastoth3839
      @tomastoth3839 3 года назад +2

      😂

    • @user-yn3mz3le1t
      @user-yn3mz3le1t 2 года назад +4

      See it was the feather that did it for me. Really sealed the deal.

    • @Blutszauger
      @Blutszauger 2 года назад +6

      As well as the traditional ritual baggy jeans pulled from the dirty clothes hamper.

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 года назад +1

      Rubbing an egg on someone should be evidence enough!

    • @hughjecoque3515
      @hughjecoque3515 5 месяцев назад +2

      Be honest though, he takes it off and he's just Larry.

  • @terrymeyer3277
    @terrymeyer3277 3 года назад +265

    “The eternal sandwich breath is blowing upon you, breathe it in, and I apologize for it.”

  • @KarunaSatoriASMR
    @KarunaSatoriASMR 3 года назад +822

    he didn’t apologize for his sandwich breath, and not even the Doctor was red in the face. I am appalled.

    • @rossbuttery5320
      @rossbuttery5320 3 года назад +17

      This comment is amazing!! Lmao

    • @jaybreacher4430
      @jaybreacher4430 3 года назад +43

      Didn’t even ask for a navy suit for war.

    • @burakdavut4
      @burakdavut4 3 года назад +9

      So you’re here too karuna? 😂

    • @joewarren179
      @joewarren179 3 года назад +10

      i went golfing and i don’t even keep track of the dates anymore because things have changed

    • @mrpariah8060
      @mrpariah8060 3 года назад +2

      Love your videos even patron ones!

  • @nebulous6660
    @nebulous6660 5 лет назад +232

    I don't believe in any of this but I could watch this shit all day. Very relaxing.

  • @JDog39617
    @JDog39617 6 лет назад +2284

    The Ninja Turtles are with you. The Justice League is with you. Chip and Dale, rescue rangers are with you, protecting you.

  • @cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062
    @cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062 6 лет назад +100

    For some reason, whenever I feel stressed, I always want to watch this video. Can't help it.

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 2 года назад +7

      Yeah he's such a positive guy and it's very relaxing despite being a pile dog shit theologically.

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 года назад +5

      This is all hippie mumbo jumbo, but it is relaxing, especially when playing a game, or when reading a book.

  • @mikew2911
    @mikew2911 3 года назад +91

    This guy is great vibes, the ASMR you would get from this in person would heal a lot of negative emotions.

  • @wh213206
    @wh213206 3 года назад +203

    10:48 Me when the smoke alarm goes off when I'm cooking.

  • @53iBro
    @53iBro 5 лет назад +496

    He literally offered him an egg in these trying times.

  • @Triplep1985
    @Triplep1985 5 лет назад +256

    This dude just brought some random stuff from his house and put this all together on the fly.

    • @NachtSchreck13
      @NachtSchreck13 4 года назад +20

      It's actually all materials commonly used in traditional limpia spiritual cleansing, which originates in South America.

    • @richierich8334
      @richierich8334 4 года назад +13

      @@NachtSchreck13 Have a day off will ya 🙄🤔

    • @codygreyeyes1610
      @codygreyeyes1610 3 года назад +2

      @@NachtSchreck13 sort of, not really, kind of but ok.

  • @jyanbei
    @jyanbei 4 года назад +1228

    Brain: Got a day chocked full of interviews and errands starting at 830 am in 6 hrs.
    Brain: Or or or or(and hear me out) you can be restless and start watching a white guy dressed like a crip do mesoamerican shamanic rituals with a tad bit of Christianity thrown in.

  • @roma_korbut
    @roma_korbut 3 года назад +85

    - So how was your time with your aunt?
    - I got to stand in the middle of the room, surrounded by colourful stones, and Prison Mike touched me with an egg and feathers

    • @calliekrzyzanowski6141
      @calliekrzyzanowski6141 3 года назад +1

      💀

    • @rhondaorberson9664
      @rhondaorberson9664 3 года назад +2

      I can't help but wonder how poor Kelly got roped into this bullshit. Only thing I can come up with is that his weird aunt promised she'd hook him up with some righteous weed.

    • @michaelscarn3053
      @michaelscarn3053 Год назад +5

      You think prison is a joke? This shit saved me while I was in the clink!

    •  16 дней назад

      The Dementors are with you, surrounding you, you are completely safe.

  • @tiberiustheweaponsmaster4621
    @tiberiustheweaponsmaster4621 6 лет назад +414

    Humans are sure as hell some interesting primates.

    • @MrBlack-vg8rv
      @MrBlack-vg8rv 5 лет назад +14

      @@kurosakitagami2788 primates have some of the smallest penises in the animal kingdom...just throwing that out there.

    • @esade3458
      @esade3458 5 лет назад +11

      @@MrBlack-vg8rv I think thats what he meant.

    • @goldenbro439
      @goldenbro439 4 года назад +1

      LMFAO

    • @mrpinkbearevemunson6990
      @mrpinkbearevemunson6990 4 года назад +6

      You guys make terrible comments

    • @goldenbro439
      @goldenbro439 4 года назад +1

      @@mrpinkbearevemunson6990 then why read them

  • @johncarrasco567
    @johncarrasco567 5 лет назад +62

    Man, I miss those Public cable access shows. Awesome.

    • @1BadSavage
      @1BadSavage 3 года назад +5

      It's still on in AZ lol

  • @antonschwarz6179
    @antonschwarz6179 4 года назад +35

    The ghost in the green dress is so sympathetic ... ❤️😂

  • @LG-lb7sf
    @LG-lb7sf 3 года назад +40

    That theme music in the beginning was enough to cleanse my soul. So retro heavenly!

  • @giganticcoma2439
    @giganticcoma2439 8 лет назад +289

    I watch this and cant help but think this is a calm hippie version of Michael from GTAV.

    • @camerlengo81
      @camerlengo81 6 лет назад +10

      Gigantic Coma "KIFFLOM!!" 😁

    • @rajeshy2j
      @rajeshy2j 6 лет назад

      Gigantic Coma F**king A right!

    • @jaeslow6347
      @jaeslow6347 5 лет назад

      Yessss

    • @powderhungry6611
      @powderhungry6611 5 лет назад +4

      The game that broke the world record for the amount of times someone said FUCK!

    • @boacarta
      @boacarta 5 лет назад +5

      13:00

  • @f1fan823
    @f1fan823 4 года назад +90

    under current restrictions there are two many
    people including angels in that room

  • @gordonirvine726
    @gordonirvine726 4 года назад +167

    I'd pay good money for this relaxation and positive vibes.
    It's impossible to dislike this dude. He seems like such a good guy.

    • @owenbush2991
      @owenbush2991 3 года назад +30

      @@revan552 not all of these people know that they're scam artists, a scary amount of these healers actually believe they are healing somebody.

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 3 года назад +13

      @@owenbush2991 yeah exactly. I get the impression this dude thinks he's doing stuff.

    • @captainsponge7825
      @captainsponge7825 2 года назад +4

      @@owenbush2991 which is even worse than purposefully scamming someone

    • @vmphunter
      @vmphunter 2 года назад +2

      Me too but only if I’m on peyote.

    • @bobjobjoe8887
      @bobjobjoe8887 2 года назад +19

      @@captainsponge7825 ehhhh debatable

  • @livegoer182
    @livegoer182 Месяц назад +4

    5:16 "i'm just gonna scoot these CHAIRS back"
    lady was like nope im gonna sit right here for 20 minutes staring at you

    • @Svensteven
      @Svensteven Месяц назад

      Ich möchte einfach wieder bei dir sein 😢

  • @RobertoNavarro-su8zq
    @RobertoNavarro-su8zq 6 лет назад +221

    Oh, God bless unintentional ASMR!

    • @Y2Kr4SHM4N
      @Y2Kr4SHM4N 6 лет назад +15

      Roberto Navarro I think most Shayman ceremonies exploit the asmr as though it’s a sort of power or magic.
      Just RUclips search limpias.
      The ASMR is very much intentional. It gives weight to the “magic.”
      And so be it, placebo is very powerful.

    • @ALLSERVICE_RO
      @ALLSERVICE_RO 5 лет назад +7

      It's intentional, rest assured.

    • @suckmyass7368
      @suckmyass7368 5 лет назад +12

      Glad I'm not the only one here for the asmr effects.

    • @meriena
      @meriena 4 года назад +1

      It's how I used to put my kids to sleep every night, two little active boys, I would just use the ASMR technique, gently rub their eyebrows, eyelids and the top of their forehead and woala. They are asleep in two minutes. Without it, it took forever, perhaps an hour or longer.

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 Год назад +2

      @@meriena I find a good judo chop works best.

  • @judechauhan6715
    @judechauhan6715 2 года назад +125

    This guy would have made millions in the medieval times

    • @teddyspaghetti9566
      @teddyspaghetti9566 Год назад +15

      Not really, the holy church would’ve cracked down on his pagan rituals.

    • @chn92694
      @chn92694 Год назад

      @@teddyspaghetti9566 🤣🤣

    • @judechauhan6715
      @judechauhan6715 Год назад +3

      @@teddyspaghetti9566 Probably but the joke was that he's good enough for people to believe regardless of if he's good enough to actually do anything. I'm sure for mental health it helps as a placebo but in the medieval times people like this made a fortune.

    • @andybratt6022
      @andybratt6022 4 месяца назад

      i would have offered him a bag of wheat and my finest goat for a session.

    • @yapyap333
      @yapyap333 4 месяца назад

      Why do you think people in the Middle Ages were more stupid than we are today?

  • @69salterstreet33
    @69salterstreet33 2 года назад +13

    I keep coming back here. One of the best unintentional videos there is!

  • @vxrdrummer
    @vxrdrummer 6 месяцев назад +15

    8:53 that lady has sight beyond sight. Even with her eyes closed and a disturbing smile on her face, she can still see clear as day.

  • @crankypest2617
    @crankypest2617 5 лет назад +121

    The scariest thing in this video is the facial expression of home girl in the back ground.

    • @LetsDiscoverMauritius
      @LetsDiscoverMauritius 3 года назад +2

      Yes it was awkward to watch her

    • @plazar7389
      @plazar7389 3 года назад +12

      Shes so turned on..

    • @hughmungus1072
      @hughmungus1072 3 года назад +9

      Yup check out her movement at 12:39😂

    • @crankypest2617
      @crankypest2617 3 года назад +4

      @@hughmungus1072 Okay I really did not need to see that.. That image will haunt me.. Good job,. :D

    • @hughmungus1072
      @hughmungus1072 3 года назад +5

      @@crankypest2617 hey why should I be the only one having nightmares... Welcome to the club! 😝

  • @CC-8891
    @CC-8891 2 года назад +15

    I lost it when he started hopping around with the feathers 🪶 😆

  • @USNavyMC
    @USNavyMC 4 года назад +18

    I can't believe comments aren't disabled, but I'm glad you're all here.

  • @cadencollins816
    @cadencollins816 2 года назад +12

    8:52 she is just like "Yas, yasssss"

  • @FelixTruvere
    @FelixTruvere 3 года назад +10

    I love this video too much. Been watching for years.

  • @tiuhti__
    @tiuhti__ 3 года назад +39

    4:22 "there's no belief system anyone has to believe"
    *continues to mention angels and divine beings*

    • @JTScott1988
      @JTScott1988 3 года назад +4

      He never said u have to believe.

    • @RooseveltsAllLivesMatter
      @RooseveltsAllLivesMatter 3 года назад +5

      I'll believe in angels if they'll protect us from that creepy woman that hosts the show.

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 3 года назад +3

      @@RooseveltsAllLivesMatter They can't stop her now. She knows too much of the old magics

    • @commiecomrade2644
      @commiecomrade2644 2 года назад

      But they're *nondenominational* angels from abrahamic religions....
      see? FOR EVERYONE
      who is christian or muslim or jewish
      so ya know - all the right people. No fake religions here! No siree!

    • @commiecomrade2644
      @commiecomrade2644 2 года назад

      @@RooseveltsAllLivesMatter
      I know I hate it when women don't look sexually appealing its disconcerting. Womens value is entirely based on wether I want to fuck them or not.

  • @marting.gardner2681
    @marting.gardner2681 4 года назад +173

    Reminds me a of simple time before the covid 19 days....

    • @LightYagami-ik1cg
      @LightYagami-ik1cg 4 года назад +3

      These are the comments ive been looking for.
      Pre 2319 days vs post2319

    • @rikitybridge
      @rikitybridge 4 года назад +19

      Back when you could spit flowers at a man and not get judged

    • @bogdanvojnovic989
      @bogdanvojnovic989 4 года назад

      when was this recorded, what year?

    • @Eimerej
      @Eimerej 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, I hear ya. I think this was back in the days of Covid 13.

    • @veebee509
      @veebee509 3 года назад

      Haha. 😔

  • @stunt-
    @stunt- 6 лет назад +318

    What is it about shamanic healing that is just asmr even to just watch.

    • @joeyzzzz
      @joeyzzzz 5 лет назад +64

      That's the trick about these healings, its all ASMR

    • @Y2Kr4SHM4N
      @Y2Kr4SHM4N 5 лет назад +56

      joeyzzzz Bingo. The relaxing effect of Asmr on the nerves and nervous system combined with the placebo effect makes for powerful healing.

    • @RoachKai
      @RoachKai 5 лет назад +5

      @@diegojaraarredondo2791 Sucks to your asmr

    • @Wil401Gaming
      @Wil401Gaming 4 года назад +2

      Shamonic healings are suppose to be calm and relaxing thats why it triggers the asmr

    • @nick_steele9790
      @nick_steele9790 4 года назад

      @@RoachKai ok piggy ;) I got that reference lol

  • @mywifesboyfriend5558
    @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 года назад +21

    "In his retirement, Solid Snake decided to practice shamanism, rubbing hippies with feathers and raw eggs."

  • @therolltacker
    @therolltacker Год назад +6

    I enjoyed my response.

  • @melgeezy3325
    @melgeezy3325 4 года назад +265

    Pretty standard healing practice before being issued your navy suit for wahr.

    • @DJ_Kane1224
      @DJ_Kane1224 4 года назад +2

      Ute Uncle Barry ❤️ indeed!

    • @jaydonwood2257
      @jaydonwood2257 4 года назад +9

      Only real ones know😂😂😂

    • @tylerblomker3633
      @tylerblomker3633 4 года назад +2

      Tell me what this means plz?

    • @melgeezy3325
      @melgeezy3325 4 года назад +16

      @@tylerblomker3633 Journey on a quest my son. Start with Dr. James Kelly and you will find the answers you are looking for.

    • @tylerblomker3633
      @tylerblomker3633 4 года назад +2

      @@melgeezy3325 lol alright

  • @bmonaganful
    @bmonaganful 7 лет назад +104

    This shit is real... he's got a blue headband on.... it'z legit.

    • @squitowatson9248
      @squitowatson9248 5 лет назад +3

      B M oh fuck you’re right

    • @allegoristluke2205
      @allegoristluke2205 5 лет назад +2

      It's like a cartoon where somebody puts a lampshade on their head and goes unnoticed.

  • @lilbbcloud
    @lilbbcloud 2 года назад +49

    “You being you is enough… so just keep it up!” Such profound words… 😂

  • @NikoleW
    @NikoleW Год назад +16

    Did he heal the lymphatic systems?

    • @johannesbrahms9528
      @johannesbrahms9528 2 месяца назад +2

      Automatically

    • @Nash-Httm
      @Nash-Httm Месяц назад +2

      Yes and also he balanced the spiritual centers ✋️😐🤚

  • @SemiPerfectDark
    @SemiPerfectDark 3 года назад +25

    This is one of the craziness alternative healings I've seen, yet I find it one of the most relaxing.

  • @Michael-qb6qe
    @Michael-qb6qe 2 года назад +21

    I watch ALOT of RUclips and asmr, and read ALOT of comment sections, and this is by far the funniest and there isnt a close second.

    • @Kizzy0027
      @Kizzy0027 2 года назад +4

      While this video and comments are great, I think there’s a solid contender - Unintentional ASMR Perfect Sandwich. The comments are phenomenal, and they even spill over into the Unintentional ASMR Italian Christmas video, lol.

  • @shepherdoffire9263
    @shepherdoffire9263 4 года назад +178

    I like this guy, he seems genuine and sincere with what he does unlike that one quack who is writing shit down and usually does his healings through the phone

    • @rageagaintstheNWO
      @rageagaintstheNWO 4 года назад +45

      He was in to chiro, as he said it himself. What do you expect. They use the same shit for everything. Leg measuring and cracking a few joints. "one leg is shorter by 32nd of an inch, imma wave my hands and massage your back for a little, that will help you"

    • @nick_steele9790
      @nick_steele9790 3 года назад +14

      @@rageagaintstheNWO Well the shorter leg thing can also be "solved" by a trick faith healers sometimes use where they loosen one shoe heel and then say "oh look its longer" and push the shoe back on so it looks fixed! It's a stupid trick but seems to work!

    • @rageagaintstheNWO
      @rageagaintstheNWO 3 года назад

      @@nick_steele9790 Because people are stupid.

    • @ewy5584
      @ewy5584 3 года назад +41

      …sounds like SOMEone didn’t have a wonderful response.

    • @captainsponge7825
      @captainsponge7825 2 года назад +2

      Saul is obviously a big quack and a conman but this guy aint no better with this "spiritual" bullshit

  • @WalrusDoom
    @WalrusDoom Год назад +6

    What no one realized is Asmodeus, Orcus, Belial and Yog-sothoth were also in the room

  • @1Galag
    @1Galag 3 года назад +12

    I also met Michael, he lives in a van down by the river.

  • @chriscollin8713
    @chriscollin8713 4 года назад +8

    I have met the arch angels myself and I can confirm that what this guy is sayin is true! The arch angels help me every day. I will live forever on this earth thanks to them. I am 98 years old and still look like I am in my 30:s thanks to the angels. I cannot die.

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 3 года назад

      😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😂🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣😂😂👍🏻👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @kakap0788
      @kakap0788 2 года назад +6

      If I had wheels, I would have been a bicycle

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 года назад +4

      Pressing X so hard right now.

    • @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573
      @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 7 месяцев назад +1

      So are you 101 now? Do you still look like you're in your 30s or is it the 40s already?

    • @kibnob
      @kibnob 2 дня назад

      Post pic?

  • @RandomHippieCreations
    @RandomHippieCreations 3 года назад +29

    I like the way he explained that we are not just our parents children.. we are a divine being.
    Really made me think how much is connected to what happened in our childhood. How we hold onto things that we believe molded us..

    • @gives_bad_advice
      @gives_bad_advice 2 года назад +1

      You're on to something.

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 года назад +6

      Well, we ARE the sum total of our experiences, and the people we knew do influence us at least slightly. We may or may not be divine, but all life has value.

    • @gives_bad_advice
      @gives_bad_advice 2 года назад +2

      @@mywifesboyfriend5558 - We are also, I think, the inheritors of 200,000 years of human tribulation & celebration, somehow. Carriers of an earthly misty mysticism.

    • @gives_bad_advice
      @gives_bad_advice 2 года назад +1

      @@mywifesboyfriend5558 - a very nice pseudonym, by the way. Far more creative than mine.

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 года назад +2

      @@gives_bad_advice Thanks! It really pisses off people who don't get the joke.

  • @adambrensen7090
    @adambrensen7090 3 года назад +82

    Who came here from the note taking purple granny healing guy video?

  • @nicolefreak555
    @nicolefreak555 8 лет назад +74

    that woman siting is so still like a statue . also it was relaxing for the most part but I lost it at the feather part lol was funny

    • @allybally0021
      @allybally0021 6 лет назад +10

      The feather ceremony works quite well in a business meeting. Try it in an important job interview. Although it surprises people they will respect you for the spiritual cleansing.

    • @SaskTransfer
      @SaskTransfer 5 лет назад +2

      @@allybally0021 They'll call the authorities to have the feather waver removed.

  • @mikedevivo9376
    @mikedevivo9376 4 года назад +112

    The host is the spitting image of the old hen looking for a husband in the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.

  • @littleDoughie
    @littleDoughie 4 года назад +28

    Whenever Im having a bad day I come to the comment section of this video, you all are hilarious!!!

  • @daveb9091
    @daveb9091 4 месяца назад +5

    This guy is actually a kind and wholesome human being.

  • @MikeG-nr4pe
    @MikeG-nr4pe 4 года назад +271

    Ted Cruz. The College Years

    • @danny-li6io
      @danny-li6io 3 года назад +2

      Mike G nice!😂

    • @hoovercamaro
      @hoovercamaro 3 года назад +3

      Is it Ashton Kutcher? Nope its Kevin Malone, equally handsome equally smart.

    • @seanmahoney7722
      @seanmahoney7722 3 года назад +3

      It's Bill Murray.

    • @sodamncutestud2
      @sodamncutestud2 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @MyMacey1
      @MyMacey1 3 года назад +2

      He does look like Ted Cruz... hahahahahaha

  • @djbongwater
    @djbongwater 2 года назад +5

    host of the show just riding an immaculate vibe there in the back

  • @deathbyboobs
    @deathbyboobs 3 года назад +36

    She was just watching him like "Oh yea Daddy Spread That Sage All Over Him"

  • @JMB129
    @JMB129 2 года назад +3

    I came back just to listen to that lovely music at the beginning. Classic.

  • @NachtSchreck13
    @NachtSchreck13 4 года назад +148

    I'd love to have a session with this person. He has really good vibes.

    • @jameskirkbydrums
      @jameskirkbydrums 2 года назад +6

      looks him up, he's on instagram and other social media, i think his sessions are something like $100+ for a full session

    • @wobblesman4316
      @wobblesman4316 2 года назад +25

      Expensive vibes

    • @Fifty8day
      @Fifty8day Год назад

      He needs to work out

    • @lordclaret5075
      @lordclaret5075 Год назад +1

      @@wobblesman4316 Magic eggs ain't cheap

  • @sethdaniel1115
    @sethdaniel1115 3 года назад +15

    10:31 this will be the dance I perform for my lover on our wedding day

  • @SamP2214
    @SamP2214 2 месяца назад +1

    How this lady kept a straight face through this act is nothing short of a miracle

  • @TB-xf4py
    @TB-xf4py Год назад +4

    At 10:34 you can see the lady on the chair fall asleep for a few seconds. I guess even she must have felt the power of the unintentional ASMR.

  • @MizfitZer0
    @MizfitZer0 4 года назад +75

    This video is fantastic asmr. So relaxing. Why the hell didn’t this guy make more of these videos? In the asmr community a channel full of these types of videos would blow up huge!

    • @Ididntaskforahandleyoutube
      @Ididntaskforahandleyoutube 2 года назад +3

      It's too powerful for your average ASMR viewer to survive. RUclips changed the algorithm to save those poor souls so it wouldn't let him upload again. I'm sorry, my friend.

    • @supcomFAN
      @supcomFAN 2 года назад +2

      @@Ididntaskforahandleyoutube he has a youtube channel actually , with only one video tho

  • @justin9744
    @justin9744 Год назад +14

    Lady looks like the cryptkeeper.

    • @rolandrothwell4840
      @rolandrothwell4840 2 месяца назад

      I'm 😂😂 sorry, but your comment cracked me up!

    • @rolandrothwell4840
      @rolandrothwell4840 2 месяца назад

      Very naughty, but I laughed 😅 🤣 and laughed 😅 yes, she appears strange

  • @p4t21ck
    @p4t21ck 4 года назад +13

    This dude was like "Mom, will you come sit in the room with me when I go to see the healer? I'm scared."

  • @kurtmaterne2019
    @kurtmaterne2019 Год назад +6

    My name is Rick. I play banjo. It sounds like this. Ting ting tingaling ting ting ting! Ting ting tingaling tingalingaling!

  • @wades9327
    @wades9327 2 года назад +36

    How can you not feel completely safe in the presence of human Leonardo?

  • @msingh2333
    @msingh2333 2 года назад +11

    This guy used to work on the airport runway directed aircraft

  • @JMB129
    @JMB129 3 года назад +15

    7:15 - Lights a firecracker, drops it and runs away.

  • @madelinewunderlich6562
    @madelinewunderlich6562 4 года назад +20

    The feather thing kills me lol but it's to 100 % asmr and relaxes me every night

  • @davidbalderas4376
    @davidbalderas4376 2 года назад +7

    Man, this guy has been knocking me out

  • @thomasskeffington4539
    @thomasskeffington4539 5 лет назад +38

    All head band wearers need to be taken really seriously. Especially if colour co ordinated.

  • @cabulosera
    @cabulosera 3 года назад +5

    It was the little dance around him with the feathers for me.

  • @albertomora5754
    @albertomora5754 3 года назад +63

    Despite his wackiness, it looks like this guy actually studied how shamans especially from Latin America do it. If you watch latin american shamans doing limpias (spanish for cleanse or cleansing) they do similar stuff like the egg cleanse. Instead of a feather they may use herbs, and some recite prayers like this guy. Instead of spitting flowers some may spray alcohol with a lighter to create a fireball effect.

    • @Keiththebullfrog1916
      @Keiththebullfrog1916 2 года назад +1

      I dont question that he didn't research im pretty sure he did but stuff like this puts me off.but i dont blame people for searching for something better hope is a good thing and i hope the people who do this are happy

    • @dudewhydidyousaythat2072
      @dudewhydidyousaythat2072 2 года назад

      Watch your 🦆ing mouth Austin.

    • @Delijooo
      @Delijooo 2 года назад +1

      Rolling an egg on your skin... Salmonella joins chat. 🤣

  • @mobileesportsleague
    @mobileesportsleague 4 года назад +12

    Guzzio is the master of clearing a fart in an elevator with his feathers

  • @apatheticallyconcerned6574
    @apatheticallyconcerned6574 4 года назад +71

    Yes, Archangel Michael took time out of his eternally busy schedule commanding God's armies in battle against the never-ending legions of demons to come down to New Mexico and oversee some quack rubbing an egg on a fool while another fool watches it in awe.

    • @rageagaintstheNWO
      @rageagaintstheNWO 4 года назад +20

      You forgot the other angels who are also there.
      "Gabriel: Why are we here again?"
      "Michael: Shut up and send him energy!"
      "Azrael: Oh i give him energy, i show that egg so far up his ass, he's gonna vomit chicken"
      Meanwhile Lucifer laughs his ass off somewhere.
      "Powerful presence of Michael here"
      "Michael: oh fuck off!"

    • @shirosaki15
      @shirosaki15 4 года назад +4

      🤣 for real tho

    • @alexanderpoderys8059
      @alexanderpoderys8059 Год назад

      @@rageagaintstheNWO
      Underrated comment

  • @richardgibsonsr.8812
    @richardgibsonsr.8812 5 месяцев назад +4

    Started watching this to see if it was better than the clip board guy video, its worse. Thought I could relax and nod off. But started reading the comments and now I can’t stop laughing.

  • @MizfitZer0
    @MizfitZer0 3 года назад +121

    Why didn’t they do more of these??? this was so relaxing to watch!

    • @Dreyden-
      @Dreyden- 2 года назад +1

      Just save it and make it repeat

    • @g7721
      @g7721 2 года назад +34

      Arch angel zabkiel and uriel couldn’t make it again

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 Год назад +1

      Just crack an egg.

    • @kaylaa5699
      @kaylaa5699 Год назад

      I've seen a channel of an older lady from Ecuador who does this kind of thing. I assume she's at least slightly more authentic, but it's still got lots of waving flowers at people and chanting and whatnot.

    • @MsCwebb
      @MsCwebb Год назад

      I agree with you. But it also gives me more ASMR because it makes him seem like a real authentic gypsy soul that doesn't care about content on RUclips lol. He seems authentic.

  • @ironicchungles5912
    @ironicchungles5912 4 года назад +77

    Could he spiritually clean my navy suit ? It’s too dirty for war.

    • @nibunibu4254
      @nibunibu4254 4 года назад +1

      I got your reference, don't know if anybody else did. May the angels be with you!

    • @ivanprituljak8691
      @ivanprituljak8691 4 года назад +3

      1.5 inch? Or?

    • @riley6863
      @riley6863 4 года назад +5

      Well we've established that rubbing an egg on your suit can bring out your angels.

    • @DJ_Kane1224
      @DJ_Kane1224 4 года назад +1

      ❤️😃

    • @e-man1916
      @e-man1916 4 года назад +1

      Perfect

  • @KarunaSatoriASMR
    @KarunaSatoriASMR 2 года назад +150

    Ok but on a real note I’ve slowly gotten to know (just from Facebook friendship and few convos) Michael, and he’s literally so cool. Like if I lived anywhere near him, I’d liveeeee to have one of these done ahaha. He does tons of ceremonies and sweat retreats, and is super down to earth. Of course this video makes it look like he’s some random white guy who has no idea what’s happening but no, he’s legit

    • @5warpotentials258
      @5warpotentials258 2 года назад +39

      Perhaps he might be down to earth but his theology is very new age spiritualism and mysticism, I personally would not take anything he says seriously if it came to spiritual matters

    • @ccdrz
      @ccdrz 2 года назад +17

      @@5warpotentials258 doesn’t matter; I think all this stuff is just live asmr which who wouldn’t pay for that???

    • @rossross3689
      @rossross3689 2 года назад +2

      What's his race got to do with anything? Also he may be "so cool" but at the end of the day he is nothing but a con artist

    • @mckx6517
      @mckx6517 2 года назад +12

      how much is he paying you

    • @ccdrz
      @ccdrz 2 года назад

      @@mckx6517 you dont get it smile ill almost certainly never know whoever this is. no its just asmr.

  • @dvnstwrt00
    @dvnstwrt00 4 года назад +7

    No complaints here. Very relaxing to watch.

  • @LightYagami-ik1cg
    @LightYagami-ik1cg 4 года назад +33

    12:39 all these comments but y’all missed the shimmy

    • @MrSteveo114
      @MrSteveo114 3 года назад +3

      Shit like this makes her drip.

    • @NamelessViking01
      @NamelessViking01 3 года назад +1

      @@MrSteveo114 I didn't need to be put in my mind, fuck you 😂

  • @joelalamo45
    @joelalamo45 Год назад +10

    Shout out to Kelly Van Dilla! Keepin it real for the angels…

  • @SunsetWingman
    @SunsetWingman Год назад +5

    I think this guy spitting flower pedals at people was the real super spreader event

  • @jimditty8013
    @jimditty8013 5 лет назад +31

    Did I just see dud spitting rose petals at 17:38. That's some powerful shit right there! I don't care who you are!

    • @msalyssababy
      @msalyssababy 4 года назад +1

      Jim Ditty In limpias done by native people in Ecuador they spit water on you several times

    • @brandonchavez8432
      @brandonchavez8432 4 года назад +2

      This is the shit we were doing before the Corona virus epidemic of 2020

  • @newnamesameperson397
    @newnamesameperson397 2 года назад +5

    This is the one people keep coming back for

  • @MrSteveo114
    @MrSteveo114 2 года назад +9

    I love the fact that the dude receiving the “healing” is inevitably going to have a conversation with a friend about this day in work where he actually has to try and explain this entire scenario only for once he’s done to then have to spend the next few hours convincing them he ain’t cappin.

  • @BubblewrapMe
    @BubblewrapMe 3 года назад +13

    He completely destroyed the sacred circle with his clumsy footwork. The archangels are FUMING!