Mr. Portnoy Lists Everything That Has Gone Downhill

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

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  • @bikemibby1100
    @bikemibby1100 2 года назад +229

    Great pick by Mr. Portnoy in the 2nd round, I'm almost certain that WSD was going to pick up Dr. Zeitler at the turn.

    • @cb4460
      @cb4460 2 года назад +1

      10/10

    • @Ben18786
      @Ben18786 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @wankeyface
    @wankeyface 2 года назад +37

    Did everyone miss when Mr Portnoy ripped ass at 1:00:40... classic old person move.. Fantastic content!

  • @billyrhymer9073
    @billyrhymer9073 2 года назад +40

    After staring at this man’s face for 2 hours.. I think he could rock tf out of an earring

  • @kyle8270
    @kyle8270 2 года назад +42

    That Richard Quest pick is the most bizarre pick in snake draft history.

  • @ElDiabloBlanco31
    @ElDiabloBlanco31 2 года назад +29

    Havent watched a second, but theres a good chance im gonna piss my pants while yelling at my phone cuz Mr Portnoy takes 27 minutes to explain something 🤣🤣

  • @shanedrennan5460
    @shanedrennan5460 2 года назад +13

    It’s a crime that the episode started w mr portnoy already on the zoom we gotta see that process it’s classic everytime

  • @Minismitty
    @Minismitty 2 года назад +23

    “Pudding POV” is an all time line

  • @calebroland8397
    @calebroland8397 2 года назад +15

    Carl is hating life. Completely checked out

  • @kpray2369
    @kpray2369 2 года назад +28

    Mr. Portnoy letting out a heater at 1:00:41 or just me?

    • @anthonyfierro4829
      @anthonyfierro4829 2 года назад +3

      1000% tried to sneak that in

    • @tylerclayton421
      @tylerclayton421 2 года назад +3

      HAHAHHAHA

    • @joshuahuff2070
      @joshuahuff2070 2 года назад +2

      This is absolutely hilarious

    • @krispykrunkdonut
      @krispykrunkdonut 2 года назад +2

      Lol I just commented this as well didn't see yours I had to rewind to make sure I heard what I thought

  • @JackStefanski
    @JackStefanski 2 года назад +20

    Does Mr. Portnoy still have an issue with Glenny Balls back from his The Cousins days? lol

  • @heyjfeds
    @heyjfeds 2 года назад +11

    shoutout the the real mvp in this episode: Mr. Portnoy's tablet's camera trying to track his head movements

  • @matthewstevens4155
    @matthewstevens4155 2 года назад +9

    "Eddie knows I love cahs, im a cah guy, and ive had nice cahs....." - Mr Portnoy

  • @rafaellopez1690
    @rafaellopez1690 2 года назад +41

    Mr. Portnoy will never miss a chance to express his opinions on Stuart Scott

    • @poopshoes7579
      @poopshoes7579 2 года назад

      And he’s right. Stuart Scott is arguably the most overrated major ESPN personality…it’s almost like he’s propped up since the current espn faces are so shitty

  • @sparkd8129
    @sparkd8129 2 года назад +15

    Mr. portnoy drafting his own doctor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SouthernSkeptic
    @SouthernSkeptic 2 года назад +41

    We must protect Mr. Portnoy at all costs.

  • @foot9745
    @foot9745 2 года назад +19

    barstool NY office should’ve been the #1 pick

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 2 года назад +3

      When those yahoos from the NY office invade Chicago, they will decline too.

  • @eugenebridge6157
    @eugenebridge6157 2 года назад +11

    Portnoy is the reason LL Bean stopped doing that lmfaoo

  • @Maf324zm
    @Maf324zm 2 года назад +26

    Dr Zeitler was one of funniest picks ever

  • @johnfulco8313
    @johnfulco8313 2 года назад +8

    Carl's point about BK's long skinny chicken sandwhich was incredible. They were my go to as a kid and so many others

    • @ericfh
      @ericfh 2 года назад +1

      Oh ya the OCS used to be goated

  • @Tony2times714
    @Tony2times714 2 года назад +16

    I bet Thanksgiving is a real hoot at the Portnoy's - Mr. Portnoy rules ✌️

  • @grettgaming7697
    @grettgaming7697 2 года назад +10

    Dr Zeitler is a draft winning pick

  • @TaxiforMaicon
    @TaxiforMaicon 2 года назад +6

    +2 hours of Mr Portnoy on a snake draft?! LFG!

  • @petermcjigglepants5012
    @petermcjigglepants5012 2 года назад +6

    Biggest reason ESPN fell off is because you no longer have to watch sports center because the highlights are all over social media. Those shows were all born as sports center dissipated

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 2 года назад +2

      This is part of their problem but not all of their problems. I continued to watch after the highlights changed but their Wokeness ran me off for good.

  • @mikedmoon2
    @mikedmoon2 2 года назад +17

    My idea for a looong snake draft. Build the best MLB starting nine (no DHs) that have pased HOF eligibility and aren't in there. Banned players allowed. Would be great to watch WSD build an all White Sox team and try to explain why it's better than everyone else's

  • @B-Woz
    @B-Woz 2 года назад +12

    Carl needs a week or two of time off.

  • @justinhicks306
    @justinhicks306 2 года назад +5

    Mr. Portnoy’s teeth look like they’re all in business for themselves.

  • @johnamazing1746
    @johnamazing1746 2 года назад +14

    Love how Mr. Portnoy goes on a tangent each and every time when talking about everyone's picks. A tangent that has nothing to do with the pick itself. It's like he listens to 10 percent of what is said than just starts responding. chicago just going with it like they are talking to a toddler is very funny.

  • @maj1907
    @maj1907 2 года назад +2

    Mr. Bentley is the British dude on the Jefferson's ( Paul Benedict)

  • @brittanysteven4978
    @brittanysteven4978 2 года назад +9

    Haven’t even gotten to the 2nd pick and I’ve already laughed out loud 5x.

  • @Osfan
    @Osfan 2 года назад +4

    Out of all the presidents they could bring up they choose Andrew Jackson lol

  • @patricksharp8468
    @patricksharp8468 2 года назад +3

    Eddie, do Mr. Portnoy and the rest of us a favor, hire this man just for snake draft Mondays. You know he has the time to do it. Please!!!!!!!

  • @nichols5j
    @nichols5j 2 года назад +4

    I mean....id take a weekly free swim with mr portnoy and just watch him tee off on random tangents

  • @fourstrikes1234
    @fourstrikes1234 2 года назад

    THANK YOU EDDIE!!!! as a canadian im proud that even americans have realized the quality drop tim hortons has had

    • @mrbiggs36
      @mrbiggs36 2 года назад

      Definitely. The iced Capps are the only thing that haven’t dropped off in a major way

  • @SullyReviews5000
    @SullyReviews5000 2 года назад +2

    WSD putting down the movie The Jerk. Wow what a wild take. That’s a classic

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 2 года назад

      The Jerk probably reminded WSD of himself.

  • @sarahtanko2250
    @sarahtanko2250 2 года назад +2

    8:30 is the best moment of the draft

  • @ryancallahan6412
    @ryancallahan6412 2 года назад

    The Tom Willis pick had me in tears! Mr. Portnoy is the best!

  • @chef7423
    @chef7423 2 года назад +1

    i feel like this was the best draft in a while. less serious and more open ended drafts like this tend to have less tension and bickering

  • @andrewstasiuk
    @andrewstasiuk 2 года назад

    Before watching this, you just know it’s going to be a legendary video

  • @Ben18786
    @Ben18786 2 года назад

    Several points of laughing to the point of crying, Mr. Portnoy is the best of the best

  • @toastydangles654
    @toastydangles654 2 года назад +4

    Dr. Zeitler won Mr. Portnoy the draft

  • @danconnors5689
    @danconnors5689 2 года назад +1

    Paul Benedict is the British Jefferson's Guy (was on Sesame Street a lot too). Tom Willis was American married to Lenny Kravitz' mother

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 2 года назад

      Bentley was the character name. I loved when Jeffersin would throw both of them out of his apartment.

  • @tonyallensattorney9720
    @tonyallensattorney9720 2 года назад +3

    Old man portnoy dives off serious Abe Simpson vibes
    So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I?

  • @ChunkySoupfortheSoul
    @ChunkySoupfortheSoul Месяц назад

    +100. I support restoring college sports as a campaign promise.

  • @edmundschupp8111
    @edmundschupp8111 2 года назад +1

    RIP Dr. Zeitler 🙏

  • @joelitofrito
    @joelitofrito 2 года назад

    Holy crap I gotta see where this office was in Malden!

  • @dabiyardie3954
    @dabiyardie3954 2 года назад +2

    weird vibe from Carl today

  • @ryanhuisenga2324
    @ryanhuisenga2324 2 года назад +1

    When Dave mentioned having to sign in to Facebook to get into a different account…for sure a dating app right?

  • @cartermacmullin1370
    @cartermacmullin1370 2 года назад +1

    Can't believe the slam dunk contest wasn't picked

  • @jdburch
    @jdburch 2 года назад +4

    Very funny draft, but what a great pick by Carl to start round 2. Just a great pick!

  • @claudiorodriguez9430
    @claudiorodriguez9430 2 года назад +1

    Mr. Portnoy is the GOAT

  • @YTAnon10
    @YTAnon10 2 года назад +2

    LL Bean got a real laugh out of me

  • @lhcmknrb
    @lhcmknrb 2 года назад

    Pudding POV was a hell of a pull

  • @stephenalessandro6857
    @stephenalessandro6857 2 года назад +3

    Chiefs future pick is actually an awesome pick

  • @dococtagon8771
    @dococtagon8771 Год назад +1

    The fact that Mr. Portnoy perfectly described and destroyed Better Help, is hilarious 😂

  • @ultideath43
    @ultideath43 2 года назад +5

    Mr portnoy is the best guest!

  • @eddiesullivan8943
    @eddiesullivan8943 2 года назад +3

    Chief was right about GOT

  • @krispykrunkdonut
    @krispykrunkdonut 2 года назад +3

    1:00:40 😐

  • @martino5525
    @martino5525 2 года назад +1

    Dave. We don’t give a fuck if you like or dislike the pick.. why do you tell us your opinion as soon as it’s announced.

  • @horntj77
    @horntj77 2 года назад

    Sandler’s movie floor has gone down for sure, but the ceiling for his movies have never been higher.

  • @harrischishti
    @harrischishti 2 года назад +3

    Mr. Portnoy hating on better help lmao

  • @44knockouts
    @44knockouts 2 года назад

    It would be chief picking breakup lmaooooooooooooo thats my guy though

  • @3rdoffthelayoff778
    @3rdoffthelayoff778 Год назад

    WSD saying 2 million people In total for the season watched the Simpsons vs per episode might actually be the dumbest thing anyone has ever said. A Network TV show to get a total of 2 million viewers in an entire season. You cease to amaze WSD

  • @scottycarreiro9147
    @scottycarreiro9147 2 года назад +1

    Mr Portnoy it's Brandon Walker isn't it?

  • @cdlmariners
    @cdlmariners 2 года назад +10

    I need to know that one person Mr. Portnoy really hates at Barstool

    • @Adam-hx1gw
      @Adam-hx1gw 2 года назад +4

      Jack Mac, he’s spoke to Dave abt how one employee is ridiculous and outspoken about politics. Considering Mr Portnoy leans left and Jack is right, it seems to lineup

    • @t.d.mcinturff1712
      @t.d.mcinturff1712 2 года назад +1

      @@Adam-hx1gw it's actually Kirk

    • @brittanysteven4978
      @brittanysteven4978 2 года назад

      It makes sense that it’s easier Jack Mac or Kirk. I’ve hated Jack Mac ever since he went after that former barstool employee on her way out the door. Kicking someone while she was down. It took Dave and others to call him out to finally apologize.

    • @Adam-hx1gw
      @Adam-hx1gw 2 года назад

      @@brittanysteven4978 I forgot what he said, was it about Trysta?

    • @brittanysteven4978
      @brittanysteven4978 2 года назад

      @@Adam-hx1gw no it was the publicity girl. I never heard anything she did so could’ve been bad or annoying, but regardless, she posted a thank you to barstool on the way out and Jack Mac ripped into her on Twitter. Jack went on Dave portnoy show and he ripped into him. Even Eddie was giving him a hard time.

  • @stephengreen7168
    @stephengreen7168 2 года назад

    I’m the beginning, they’re talking about Rico

  • @johndough2534
    @johndough2534 2 года назад +1

    Wishing someone said barstool sports lol

  • @ChunkySoupfortheSoul
    @ChunkySoupfortheSoul Месяц назад

    People from Yelp who read a "face-hack reddit" think that Mr Portnoy "represents" as "a sim" - a yelper named Michael which most yelpers dislike (for apparently good reason).

  • @anthonywilson7268
    @anthonywilson7268 Год назад

    When wsd says its a choice between a turd sandwhich and that other guy and mr. Portnoy had no idea which he was talking about 😂

  • @MC-bh3ff
    @MC-bh3ff 2 года назад +1

    This man is unquestionably the best guest

  • @poopshoes7579
    @poopshoes7579 2 года назад +1

    Chief saying game of thrones wasn’t draftable is among the dumbest things I’ve heard him say…considering how hard Game of Thrones dropped off the lack of thought about the series because of how bad it got made it possible to get in the 5th round

  • @TheCorrectOpinionIs
    @TheCorrectOpinionIs 2 года назад +2

    Things that have gone downhill: These snake drafts. Holy shit.

  • @mattpiccari2484
    @mattpiccari2484 2 года назад +1

    Best guest lets gooo

  • @limpsnips8876
    @limpsnips8876 2 года назад

    This draft should be called nostalgia is real

  • @kodiak138
    @kodiak138 2 года назад

    I'm sure it's great but 30 min in and we are only just starting the 3rd pick. Gotta put this vid on hold for down the road.

  • @whosmatta
    @whosmatta 2 года назад

    There’s a lot of #1 picks for this one

  • @gdo3510
    @gdo3510 2 года назад

    Surprised no one drafted music (specifically mainstream radio music) or flying experience.

    • @justinhicks306
      @justinhicks306 2 года назад

      Flying would’ve been a great pick. People used to get dressed up to go on a plane. It was an experience. Now people get undressed to get on a plane. Keep your shoes on!!!

  • @eastcoastgaming4310
    @eastcoastgaming4310 2 года назад

    the reason the office isnt a great pick is cause the finale was awesome!

  • @andresalbuja3149
    @andresalbuja3149 2 года назад +1

    Love Mr Portnoy

  • @robgannon6129
    @robgannon6129 2 года назад +2

    Mr Portnoy hates Tico Texas.

  • @KayD3000
    @KayD3000 2 года назад

    Mr Portnoy trying to recreate the blair witch project

  • @YoAdrian619
    @YoAdrian619 2 года назад

    This what we needed!!!!

  • @limpsnips8876
    @limpsnips8876 2 года назад

    None of his arguments make any sense but I love it

  • @johnnyheisman228
    @johnnyheisman228 2 года назад +1

    barstool chicago other than eddie has fallen off a cliff...what a lazy nightmare they have become after once upon a time being some fresh air.

  • @andrewmwalpole
    @andrewmwalpole 2 года назад +2

    Why does Carl seem so different ? What happened ?

  • @MarkJJJ1414
    @MarkJJJ1414 2 года назад

    In one span Carl slandered Obama and shouted-out a Confederate president lmao

  • @jlovaglio
    @jlovaglio 2 года назад

    C'mon Ed! Original Trix were circles not shapes. Just ask El Prez!

  • @SullyReviews5000
    @SullyReviews5000 2 года назад +3

    Ok this has potential to be truly amazing.

  • @johneby1725
    @johneby1725 2 года назад +5

    Carl is not happy

    • @patrickr2547
      @patrickr2547 2 года назад +2

      So let's unpack this

    • @patrickr2547
      @patrickr2547 2 года назад +1

      I think this was recorded after Ed's interview with KFC was put out. But some truth came out recently and I think its about the merge with the NYC office. Carl definitely is getting cut out. Not sure about the other guys but you can tell there's hostility

    • @patrickr2547
      @patrickr2547 2 года назад

      Big Cat will be there by March madness and so will the calvary. And I really think a lot of our content guys here in Chicago are gone due to money and competition

    • @patrickr2547
      @patrickr2547 2 года назад

      Carl is getting cut out.

    • @johneby1725
      @johneby1725 2 года назад

      @@patrickr2547 I can definitely see that. The merge is inevitable and with that means someone or some people are getting pushed out. Sucks because I enjoyed most of the content these 4 have put out.

  • @philobeddoe5214
    @philobeddoe5214 2 года назад

    Mr. Portnoy shit his pants at 01:00:40 🤣

  • @369rsmith
    @369rsmith 2 года назад

    Big miss not selecting Barstool's NBA content

  • @SullyReviews5000
    @SullyReviews5000 2 года назад +1

    Of course WSD had to ruin it. Had to take 1. When he could have taken 2 so Mr Portnoy could draft first. But of course he loves making everything confusing

  • @alexanderson7158
    @alexanderson7158 2 года назад

    Chief and Carl getting along better now? 🤔

  • @hatzlmike1
    @hatzlmike1 2 года назад +1

    Mike describes the show Dallas as the greatest show like Godfather and Sopranos and forgets the name and the children don't even know what he is talking about. How in Gods name do you not know of statistically the greatest episode of all of TV is the " Who Shot J.R."

  • @johns3331
    @johns3331 2 года назад +2

    Twitter and liberalism have ruined a lot of things

  • @obvdiego
    @obvdiego 2 года назад

    This was a good one boys. Thanks for making me laugh this Monday 😂

  • @jkwb2222
    @jkwb2222 2 года назад

    brilliant

  • @jaymesjohnson9891
    @jaymesjohnson9891 2 года назад

    I love how much a hard ass wsd dad was to him

  • @Drew-yk6eq
    @Drew-yk6eq 2 года назад

    Chief, have you never heard of unfollowing someone on instagram? Blocking a number?

  • @johnamazing1746
    @johnamazing1746 Год назад

    DAVES DAD IS SENNILE

  • @derrick9635
    @derrick9635 2 года назад +1

    Is Mr portnoy talking about walker or mintzy ?
    Kudos to Mr portnoy 6 mins in and were all in stitches laughing .

    • @jeremylowe2309
      @jeremylowe2309 2 года назад

      Gotta be Marty Mush

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 2 года назад +1

      Why do you have Mr. Portnoy hating the two southern guys? Lol