Excalibur - broken Alliance with Cornwall and Uther.wmv

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @DarinW-gx3mm
    @DarinW-gx3mm Год назад +4

    LOVE LOVE LOVE this film. John Borman is a master filmmaker.

  • @kevinh8736
    @kevinh8736 3 года назад +32

    Gabriel Byrne rocked his portrayal as King Uther Pendragon!

    • @cavaleer
      @cavaleer 3 года назад +8

      He was the best in the movie to me. True command performance.

    • @kevinh8736
      @kevinh8736 3 года назад +2

      @@cavaleer- I agree 👍

    • @michellelekas211
      @michellelekas211 3 года назад +8

      Uttherly agree!
      He is always the best. Rewatch this for his performance

  • @jkorshak
    @jkorshak 5 лет назад +57

    Awww - one of the best cuts in cinema, just after Uther spits it cuts to a castle door POV and a battering ram in mid swing. John Boorman's such a wonderful director.

    • @michaelg7904
      @michaelg7904 4 года назад +9

      As a former film student, the battering ram segue is a foreshadowing of the "battering ram" Igraine will soon receive from Uther.

    • @lacedemonians
      @lacedemonians 4 года назад +8

      ​@@michaelg7904 - I didn't need film class to perceive the bit of symbolism of the log beating at the gate. The men beating time to Igrayne's sexy dance with their up pointed daggers was similarly symbolic.

    • @bernardsoul5186
      @bernardsoul5186 2 месяца назад

      @@lacedemoniansI mean, much of the plot revolves around who's wielding the best sword. The whole movie is a Freudian fantasy

  • @raspherion
    @raspherion 2 года назад +21

    Merlin: At last, I can sit down and reeelax-
    Uther: MERLIN! I AM GOING TO WAR TO TAP THAT ASS!
    Merlin: ...Fuck

  • @jackroberts2397
    @jackroberts2397 2 года назад +17

    "hey man she's beautiful...''
    "ARE YOU MAD??! THE ALLIANCE!!!!!!"

  • @MarshalLucky1
    @MarshalLucky1 7 лет назад +69

    3:05 I like the guy who's so drunk he's passed out face-down at the table. Then he wakes up and "Oh fuck, we're at war again? What did I miss?"

    • @LandersWorkshop
      @LandersWorkshop 3 года назад +4

      Yep, and there's one at the brazier at 1:56 who is passed out too! Must have been one hell of a party before the dancing took place too!

    • @ulysses8785
      @ulysses8785 2 года назад

      Great!

    • @stefjevtic
      @stefjevtic 9 месяцев назад +1

      Women 🙄

    • @bernardsoul5186
      @bernardsoul5186 2 месяца назад

      @@stefjevticwhat about them?

    • @stefjevtic
      @stefjevtic 2 месяца назад +1

      @@bernardsoul5186 bad cooks.

  • @Kontorotsui
    @Kontorotsui 2 года назад +25

    Cornwall: "Igrayne! Dance!"
    Igrayne: (oh, well, so you want a dance? Here it is)
    Cornwal: (I instantly regret my decision)

    • @DarinW-gx3mm
      @DarinW-gx3mm Год назад

      LOL LOL

    • @bernardsoul5186
      @bernardsoul5186 2 месяца назад

      Seriously, and then he encourages a bunch of drunken soldiers to thump rhythmically on the table. Seems like he was planning for this all along

  • @kweejibodali3078
    @kweejibodali3078 2 года назад +8

    are YOU MAD ??! THE ALLIANCE....! he roars

  • @a.r5333
    @a.r5333 7 лет назад +78

    Are you mad!?? The alliance!!

    • @splatbubble
      @splatbubble 4 года назад +2

      I'm really trying to figure this out. The script says that is Lot. And Lot is the dude with the sort of beard later on. The one who yells "Keep it Uriens" I think. Played by Ciaran Hinds. But honestly I cannot freaking tell. Can someone confirm?

    • @ardalla535
      @ardalla535 4 года назад +4

      Screw the Alliance. Horde rules!

    • @tokenblack7983
      @tokenblack7983 3 года назад +6

      I’d say that line all the time. Guy had good voice for that line.
      Have you see Merlin? I haven’t!

    • @robhileman8890
      @robhileman8890 2 года назад

      The what?

    • @BurtonMKelso
      @BurtonMKelso 2 года назад

      All I have to say about Uther: ‘Not too pretty in the face, but she super thick
      I'm just thinking with my dick’

  • @mencheng
    @mencheng 2 месяца назад

    Rewatching the scene once more, you notice all the small details. The green cinema light shining on anything reflective, Merlin telling the future King what to do, the flicker of the Uther's sword letting Cornwall know the alternative to truce, the boast of a drunk medieval executive over a table loaded with foods that cause gout (and spilling wine before the king no less). Really well produced and directed!

  • @darrenm1386
    @darrenm1386 2 года назад +8

    The girl dancing is Director Boormans' daughter.

    • @bernardsoul5186
      @bernardsoul5186 2 месяца назад

      "Now rip her dress and start sucking on them titties. Let's get a better angle. Take 4!"

    • @KenMcMunn-bp5xv
      @KenMcMunn-bp5xv Месяц назад

      Joe Bob Briggs:"Hey Mr. Boorman! Are we ready to shoot the scene where I rape your daughter?!"

  • @smnbee75
    @smnbee75 9 месяцев назад +1

    "You may be King, Uther. But no queen of yours will ever match her."
    Epic line...

  • @Crusader-Ramos45
    @Crusader-Ramos45 4 года назад +16

    I knew Uther would take off with Cornwall’s queen. Despite the fact that I never read the stories of King Arthur and his Excalibur.

  • @kweejibodali3078
    @kweejibodali3078 2 года назад +9

    wow that dance and that whole scene pretty much did not leave to much to imagination, 😁😁😁 if you cannot figure out what happens next...

    • @Ozraptor4
      @Ozraptor4 2 года назад +3

      Especially memorable given she is John Boorman’s daughter.

    • @tullymox
      @tullymox 7 месяцев назад

      He fixes the cable?

  • @jimjimmyjames59
    @jimjimmyjames59 4 года назад +8

    Why does the re-issue have such a lousy cover. Love that original poster.

  • @ricardocastillo5485
    @ricardocastillo5485 4 года назад +27

    This whole movie is about great, brave, noble men who fall because they don't follow the rule, bros before hoes.

    • @Madasin_Paine
      @Madasin_Paine Год назад

      Laws may be broken, yet assuring consequences.

  • @nigelgriffiths778
    @nigelgriffiths778 5 лет назад +33

    Igrayne is the victim in this tragic comedy, loved the way she step onto the podium first class. The only treacherous things in the room is booze and that damn flutist. Cornwall a great leader and warrior but he's judgement stinks the booze tells him what too do. Remember that uther and the other lot have just come off the battlefield man she is the only woman in sight that's why the Muslim tell their women to cover them selves , so was igrayne until Cornwall not thinking straight makes her Stand up and dance not a wise thing to do, then you got booze and good musicians not good not good and trust me her dance was unforgettable man!

    • @cesteres
      @cesteres 5 лет назад +4

      Yup. Should have kept her locked up in the chamber.

    • @andrewforte3852
      @andrewforte3852 5 лет назад +3

      'There is nothing like having a woman after a fight.'
      Bronn to Tyrion
      Game of Thrones season 1

    • @mashoodstanley1097
      @mashoodstanley1097 5 лет назад +5

      LOL” the damn flutist

    • @halleck3
      @halleck3 4 года назад +5

      Oh, Cornwall f'ed up. But it was Uther's fault the truce was broken. He could've tried thinking with his brain instead of his dick, and the truce would've held, he would've lived to see his kids grow up... but no, he threw it all away and ended up getting jacked just a couple years later.

    • @MVProfits
      @MVProfits 4 года назад +9

      Agreed. But it was drunken PRIDE that made Cornwal show off his wife, taunting Uther he'd never have a queen as good as his wife, to rub it in even further. These two were prideful enemies hours before, and Cornwall had to yield his claim to the crown and submit. Amazing scene. It really look like the actors are drunk too!

  • @godoflightning4977
    @godoflightning4977 3 года назад +3

    Jesus dude, chill. You're hammered

  • @abankse83
    @abankse83 2 года назад +3

    The comments on here absolutely do NOT disappoint 😆😂🤣😅

  • @briancooper4959
    @briancooper4959 2 года назад +5

    "The land from here to the sea shall be yours - if you enforce the king's will." Nothing like a bribe to cement a bargain.

    • @Elgar337
      @Elgar337 2 года назад +6

      Well, that's how the feudal system with kings and vassals worked.

    • @bernardsoul5186
      @bernardsoul5186 2 месяца назад

      Much like Citizens United v FEC

  • @warriorking0723
    @warriorking0723 2 года назад +7

    What Cornwall said from 2:09 to 2:15 was very reckless and unwise. It shows that he was about as rash as Uther was.

    • @stonem0013
      @stonem0013 2 года назад +3

      it was true nonetheless

    • @BurtonMKelso
      @BurtonMKelso Год назад

      Agreed!

    • @theeatherlash69
      @theeatherlash69 Год назад +3

      @@stonem0013 Except that Igraine became Uther's Queen; making Cornwall's statement categorically false that no Queen of his would ever match her. >:P

    • @bernardsoul5186
      @bernardsoul5186 2 месяца назад

      And probably just as abusive judging from how quickly she stopped what she was doing as soon as her husband barked at her to do something that was probably very uncomfortable (and without even warming up, no less)

  • @Ironmike2233
    @Ironmike2233 4 года назад +25

    Merlin is the best wing man

  • @neilkematch6598
    @neilkematch6598 3 года назад +7

    "Thd land from here to the Sea shall be Yours. If You enforce the Kings Will!!"

    • @tripdaigle1228
      @tripdaigle1228 Год назад +1

      If the kings will is that he is smoking your old ladies ass.

  • @NorceCodine
    @NorceCodine Год назад +1

    I can't help but feel that there is a lesson in this story. Hmm...

  • @SevenDeMagnus
    @SevenDeMagnus Год назад +2

    Amazing movie may it be remade with better special effects without losing it's soul.
    God bless.

  • @tonyhill1264
    @tonyhill1264 7 месяцев назад

    I was in a busy meeting and I used the phrase, " Are you Mad? The Alliance!!... 1 person got it...😊

    • @juliapigworthy
      @juliapigworthy 15 дней назад

      That's your right hand man then.. they know, and understand.

  • @DaSpozz
    @DaSpozz 8 месяцев назад

    If you look carefully you can see the subliminal imaging from the "Danger Danger, High Voltage" music video.

  • @silenusut
    @silenusut 4 года назад +2

    Obviously, the dialogue was written by a Mills & Boon afficiendo?

  • @danielemora4383
    @danielemora4383 4 года назад +4

    Not five minutes this "alliance". Not even time to eat the cake ...

  • @SootyPhoenix
    @SootyPhoenix 10 месяцев назад +1

    Ethanol is one hell of a drug.

  • @WinChun78
    @WinChun78 3 года назад

    Could you possibly load the full film? ;-)

  • @AdamCDaniel
    @AdamCDaniel Год назад +1

    Was the dance that good???

    • @overcomerbtboj
      @overcomerbtboj 7 месяцев назад

      I think it was more than the dance 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 i’m sure that smooth naked skin didn’t hurt either

  • @Kevin_Kennelly
    @Kevin_Kennelly 2 года назад +1

    Igraine's dance is nice.
    But she could use a lot more lessons at Pole Dancing School.

    • @tonymanero5544
      @tonymanero5544 2 года назад +1

      Melania can do better, and that’s why Trump paid.

  • @quantumskywalker6888
    @quantumskywalker6888 4 года назад +3

    3:08 Circlejerk - the medieval way.

    • @lacedemonians
      @lacedemonians 4 года назад

      So you noticed that bit of symbolism!

    • @quantumskywalker6888
      @quantumskywalker6888 4 года назад

      @@lacedemonians
      Well, how could I have not noticed it?
      I also have to point out that your last name there is a bit goofy. That's just how it is.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 4 года назад +3

    Uther was arrogant. His arrogance and lust for Igrayne destroyed the alliance and brought about his downfall.

    • @Hjerte_Verke
      @Hjerte_Verke 3 года назад +2

      Your skill at stating the obvious is unparalleled...

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 3 года назад +1

      @@Hjerte_Verke It's the truth.

    • @scrat4379
      @scrat4379 3 года назад +1

      I cheered Uther getting taken out after His son was taken by Merlin.

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 3 года назад +1

      @@scrat4379 Uther was no better no worse than Paris.

    • @scrat4379
      @scrat4379 3 года назад +1

      I wasnt rooting for Paris either😉

  • @sercastamere9853
    @sercastamere9853 5 лет назад +7

    This movie is fuckin' hilarious. 1000% more Monty Python than Monty Python.
    Also Igrayne dances like Phoebe from Friends

    • @thegreatbamboozler4837
      @thegreatbamboozler4837 4 года назад +6

      That was NOT the smelly cat song.

    • @Hjerte_Verke
      @Hjerte_Verke 3 года назад +6

      You must be from the hood, where twerking passes for good dancing, 😂🤣😂

  • @tonyhill1264
    @tonyhill1264 7 месяцев назад

    Name me 1 movie in the history of Cinema that is better than this masterpiece....1.

  • @podsmpsg1
    @podsmpsg1 7 лет назад +13

    Everything was just fine until Uther fell in love with Igraine.

    • @nightangel972000
      @nightangel972000 5 лет назад +23

      STEVE P I believe the word you’re looking for I’d “lust”, not love.

    • @lacedemonians
      @lacedemonians 4 года назад +1

      ​@@nightangel972000 - Are you sure? Isn't "chemistry" simply mutual lust? Love is built on lust. One thing that I learned as a young man when approaching women - never lead with love.

    • @Sennmut
      @Sennmut 3 года назад +8

      Fell in LUST. I don't think a man like Uther could truly "love" anyone or anything.

    • @bernardsoul5186
      @bernardsoul5186 2 месяца назад

      If you think that's love, you ought to turn yourself in to the authorities before you do something you regret

    • @bernardsoul5186
      @bernardsoul5186 2 месяца назад

      @@lacedemoniansthat's very shallow pop psychology

  • @jennyrose9454
    @jennyrose9454 3 года назад +5

    Reminds me of when the king in the bible( Xerxes?) wanted his wife Vashti to dance but she was like " nope not gonna happen". Prob because of a scenario like this. So t he ditched her and married Esther.

    • @chooseyourpoison5105
      @chooseyourpoison5105 3 года назад

      Just pointing out, Esther wasn't too keen on being paraded around either. Heck, she was nervous about presenting herself to her husband Xerxes, let alone to other fellas

  • @joeguitron5633
    @joeguitron5633 2 года назад

    I have arisen to claim what is rightfully mine 🤟.

  • @paulbutterworthbillericay
    @paulbutterworthbillericay 3 года назад

    Love it the days of old, they just went to war

  • @kweejibodali3078
    @kweejibodali3078 2 года назад +5

    the shortest lived friendship ever ... Uther and Cornwall ... hopefully the other knights had much uglier wives or there would be no standing army

  • @halleck3
    @halleck3 4 года назад +2

    I get the Lady of the lake giving Excalibur to Arthur later. But why'd she give it to Uther, who was worthless as a king? Was she just an idiot?

    • @Nerfball6
      @Nerfball6 4 года назад +4

      Merlin interceded to bring peace.

    • @halleck3
      @halleck3 4 года назад

      @@Nerfball6 And how well did that work out?

    • @Nerfball6
      @Nerfball6 4 года назад +1

      @@halleck3 poorly.

    • @crisalvarez2448
      @crisalvarez2448 4 года назад

      Look at what she had to chose from...

    • @lacedemonians
      @lacedemonians 4 года назад +2

      One's very strength can also be a weakness. Uther proved that he was the strongest by defeating his adversaries. But that king-sized ego demanded that nothing he desired could be denied to him.

  • @nenyoung4610
    @nenyoung4610 6 лет назад +2

    Cornwall I must have him!

  • @michellelekas211
    @michellelekas211 3 года назад +2

    Uther is hottttt

  • @stefjevtic
    @stefjevtic 9 месяцев назад

    What's the music at the end?

    • @LeopardFixJeopardy
      @LeopardFixJeopardy  8 месяцев назад

      Dont think it was from the film. I cant recal where I got it from.

  • @podsmpsg1
    @podsmpsg1 3 года назад

    Are they intoxicated?.

    • @LeopardFixJeopardy
      @LeopardFixJeopardy  3 года назад +2

      They are driking a lot of ale and wine, so yes.

    • @podsmpsg1
      @podsmpsg1 3 года назад

      @@LeopardFixJeopardy thanks. You could tell.

  • @CaptainScarletFan1
    @CaptainScarletFan1 5 лет назад +1

    In real life when was Excalibur forged?

    • @Corc-Duibhne
      @Corc-Duibhne 5 лет назад +6

      Excalibur? Real life? Arthurian stories are based on Welsh and later English legend and are no more real than Greek mythology.

    • @lacedemonians
      @lacedemonians 4 года назад +4

      ​@@Corc-Duibhne - The land of dreams knows reality deeper than the land of waking.

    • @piggypiggypig1746
      @piggypiggypig1746 2 года назад +3

      forged when the world was young, and bird and beast and flower were one with man and death was but a dream.

  • @AndrewForte-rh6kx
    @AndrewForte-rh6kx Год назад

    Bring a woman and bring trouble.

  • @mz6504
    @mz6504 2 года назад +1

    Makes ya wonder why this guy is parading his wife around at a banquet……seems like a duck move on his part….just sayin…..

  • @Murderbot2000
    @Murderbot2000 4 года назад

    Weird

  • @bogstandard5314
    @bogstandard5314 5 лет назад

    Igraine was john bormans missus.....lucky bastard😁

    • @utubularutubelover4363
      @utubularutubelover4363 5 лет назад +6

      Daughter weird to make such scenes

    • @LandersWorkshop
      @LandersWorkshop 3 года назад

      No, that was his Daughter!

    • @bogstandard5314
      @bogstandard5314 3 года назад

      @@LandersWorkshop ....lucky bastard😁

    • @nightowl8363
      @nightowl8363 3 года назад

      So that r*pe scene, with her father directing, is 10x wierder now.

    • @jennyrose9454
      @jennyrose9454 3 года назад

      @@nightowl8363 actually the actress said sonething like " getting raped by Gabriel Byrne and Corin Redgrave directed by my father was...something"( I'm paraphrasing)

  • @geologist1005
    @geologist1005 4 года назад

    That lady cannot dance

    • @LandersWorkshop
      @LandersWorkshop 3 года назад

      Not like the jerking idiots nowadays no.