TAKE WATER HOME? - JAKENBAKELIVE IN CHINA

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

Комментарии • 186

  • @knowledge_leaf
    @knowledge_leaf 5 лет назад +792

    Jakes response to that guy wanting to take Water home was the best, exactly what I always try to do

    • @lonewolf115
      @lonewolf115 5 лет назад +82

      Funny that the guy couldn't walk up to her himself to ask that stupid question. Presumably rich and LAAAAZZZY.

    • @tekiero
      @tekiero 5 лет назад +5

      what did he said tho

    • @aerocharmify
      @aerocharmify 5 лет назад +29

      ​@@tekiero he just kept saying that he wants to go home with him

    • @kevingoodman2690
      @kevingoodman2690 4 года назад +4

      Rastaman da ge means big brother it’s like big daddy

    • @canzouxfps
      @canzouxfps 4 года назад +15

      @@lonewolf115 propably just middle class or barely since he even can't afford a car lol he riding taxi and let a securigy guard or something to ask someone probably got rejected a lot and probably ugly af

  • @sankara90
    @sankara90 5 лет назад +514

    I can’t understand why Jake RUclips viewership is this low. His content is top quality, like an upgraded vlog version.

    • @ikpizzayeet9581
      @ikpizzayeet9581 3 года назад +2

      Hella low

    • @annoying1509
      @annoying1509 3 года назад +10

      bcuz he live in twitch.. his youtube has low viewers

    • @daviddoyodance3085
      @daviddoyodance3085 3 года назад +2

      @@annoying1509 even tho he Streams Mainly On Twitch, he still takes the best moments from a Vod n edits then together n posts frequently on YT

    • @nuclearpotato251
      @nuclearpotato251 3 года назад +2

      =/ to many people wanted to see action 😕 why

    • @timdinh39
      @timdinh39 3 года назад +2

      It’s because he doesn’t have the connections like in LA that’s why tiktokers and youtubers move to LA. Being in Japan you can’t get as much of a following without other popular people to collaborate with. It’s marketing just like how music works. There’s tons of good music artists underground, but they don’t get the recognition cuz they don’t have the marketing connections like M&M or 6NINE

  • @suummang7303
    @suummang7303 5 лет назад +424

    22:05 LoL someone give Jake an Oscar

  • @Kr0mz.elgaib
    @Kr0mz.elgaib 3 года назад +54

    found his channel a couple days ago and ive been binging all his vid. id just like to say that this guy is living the lifeee!! traveling the world with a cute asian girlfriend and making bank at the same time damnn im happy for him!!!

    • @charlietube7165
      @charlietube7165 3 года назад +11

      You don't need to put asian girl in there...it's just a girl

  • @thetruth3411
    @thetruth3411 5 лет назад +124

    25:05 the timing on that was perfect😂

  • @pb9316
    @pb9316 3 года назад +42

    Jake really hit the lottery Water seems like a one in a million girl

    • @pgame20
      @pgame20 3 года назад +4

      She is. She's impressively worldly. Good for him.

    • @vihodanyet
      @vihodanyet Год назад

      Her personality is horrible. It would get so tiring so fast. Her insane hotness makes up for it to a degree

    • @FrederikEngelmand
      @FrederikEngelmand Год назад

      give it a few years of western influence and she will be a bitch

  • @jeeffon7935
    @jeeffon7935 5 лет назад +296

    26:12 damn jake you a savage

    • @notdando
      @notdando 5 лет назад +10

      dude can you translate me on what jake said to him?

    • @jmatador4555
      @jmatador4555 5 лет назад +66

      @@notdando He said something like "Hey big brother can I come home with you too?"
      He even says it in the video 26:45

    • @speedomon2493
      @speedomon2493 4 года назад +12

      @@notdando he said 大哥我可以跟你一起回家吗 which means hey bro Can I go home w/ u instead

    • @nuclearpotato251
      @nuclearpotato251 3 года назад +1

      21:02 hmmm

  • @TitoBobbyPh
    @TitoBobbyPh 3 года назад +22

    26:02 the closed captions is really funny lol

  • @basantapukh6684
    @basantapukh6684 7 месяцев назад +1

    If there is an award for the best heroic,humble,respect and kind person
    Jake will probably win it every year

  • @striv5546
    @striv5546 4 года назад +17

    This is rare footage of what life was like before Coronavirus

  • @drummeragy
    @drummeragy 5 лет назад +159

    I take water home everyday. Always have it inside me ;)

    • @dafish1982
      @dafish1982 4 года назад +32

      Audry Mendoza so what you’re saying is you get pegged by water everyday

    • @Pollagrini
      @Pollagrini 4 года назад

      Lettim b bruh

    • @susboi9663
      @susboi9663 4 года назад +7

      dafish1982 no he’s talking about actual water, like the liquid you need in order to be alive.

    • @Jameushskkn
      @Jameushskkn 3 года назад +6

      @@susboi9663 you missed the joke

  • @michealbarnes5358
    @michealbarnes5358 5 лет назад +43

    Best outro "I'm pretty normal I think.....💥💨💨💨" 😂😂😂😂

  • @MAROSE685
    @MAROSE685 4 года назад +19

    This was a whole ass mess 10/10 great content

  • @JasonChowTV
    @JasonChowTV 5 лет назад +19

    to be fair who doesn't wanna bring water home. imma drink water everyday

  • @aflyingfishstick
    @aflyingfishstick 5 лет назад +65

    Big brother didn’t even have his own car KEKW

    • @GGBabidi
      @GGBabidi 4 года назад +14

      He probably does own a car. He was out drinking by the look of it. Drink driving is still illegal in China...

    • @edwarddu9291
      @edwarddu9291 4 года назад +1

      Last time I visited they have so many people and so many cars that there are daily rotations. So your car might only be allowed to be driven on Tuesdays and Saturdays, etc. Pretty shitty but necessary.

    • @zippo718
      @zippo718 2 года назад +2

      @@GGBabidi If he was rich rich, he'd have a driver. One step below that is to call a driver pick up service to drive you home in your own car. Step below that is to call a luxury taxi. This dude trying to take random girls home in a yellow cab lol.

  • @arospace
    @arospace 3 года назад +6

    oh i saw this clip actually before but i didnt know it was JAKE

  • @neonstream6935
    @neonstream6935 3 года назад +4

    Jokes on Water, that man wanted to take Jake home.

  • @TheGazetteShiver
    @TheGazetteShiver 5 лет назад +26

    "Pov introduction" I was hoping for something else :^)

  • @drgshooter1735
    @drgshooter1735 5 лет назад +15

    Water is alpha

  • @wil5524
    @wil5524 4 года назад +28

    26:15 If this was me I would've straight up charged that guard tbh 😂 Kudos to Jake for being chill about the situation 💯

  • @Allgames59775
    @Allgames59775 Год назад +1

    Found this channel yesterday, glad i did. W jake

  • @ace24680
    @ace24680 4 года назад +7

    the guy should have turned around and answer you by saying you can both come home with me now that would have been an entertaining interaction :D but the balls though see a woman with a man and just step by the man and approach the woman sigh when you got money i guess :(

  • @jonnathanochoa9239
    @jonnathanochoa9239 5 лет назад +29

    16:50 dude, that HOW sex start all the time xD

    • @elflakojube729
      @elflakojube729 3 года назад +3

      he lost his chance

    • @daviddoyodance3085
      @daviddoyodance3085 3 года назад

      Factssss

    • @daviddoyodance3085
      @daviddoyodance3085 3 года назад +5

      @@elflakojube729 nah he most definitely got it in with Water later that night when they got back to their hotel. If he ended Stream n went Live again like 20-30 mins later after ending, Everyone in his Chat watching would’ve known they got it in, then messed n joked with him the whole Stream even the next day 😂

  • @yonkokaidokingofbeasts2553
    @yonkokaidokingofbeasts2553 4 года назад +9

    19:45 the tru Water 😎

  • @midoriyaizuku796
    @midoriyaizuku796 5 лет назад +33

    16:20 Jake you lucky ********* haha Ummhhmm SMH 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joelupetz5157
    @joelupetz5157 Год назад

    English captions of this video on the part when a random guy wants to take home Water is so funny😆

  • @117fuzz
    @117fuzz 5 лет назад +13

    Jake goin silverback on that guy in the cab

  • @TairaEldritch
    @TairaEldritch 5 лет назад +13

    so, did that bill ever get paid then?

  • @FujishimaAkiko
    @FujishimaAkiko 3 года назад +1

    When a dog jiggles their leg like that when you're scratching them, it's because you've triggered their scratch reflex...lol. :D

  • @theprogameb2578
    @theprogameb2578 2 года назад +2

    lived in shanghai for 6 years and now when im not there i find his content wtf why.....

  • @lethabo713
    @lethabo713 4 года назад +6

    22:27 yo I smell it too 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @adrianp5258
    @adrianp5258 5 лет назад +10

    ive already seen like half of this like a week ago cause of spectral spotlight lol

  • @darksidegamingseries6552
    @darksidegamingseries6552 3 года назад +10

    DUDE HOW'D YOU LEARN ALL LANGUAGES AND SPEAK WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS 😨 TEACH ME PLZ I

    • @duartemonteiro6233
      @duartemonteiro6233 3 года назад +7

      fucking grab a book and start learning

    • @支配-v2d
      @支配-v2d 3 года назад

      @@duartemonteiro6233 just do it 4Head

  • @midoriyaizuku796
    @midoriyaizuku796 5 лет назад +9

    Wait what??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ummhhmm water looking so different here ... Beautiful 😁😁

  • @brandonzhang4831
    @brandonzhang4831 4 года назад +7

    The weird thing is if that dude f with Jake or Water, chat’s going to go berserk.

  • @folkejhn8257
    @folkejhn8257 4 года назад +8

    Saw a Corgi... easiest like ever

  • @reginaaguilar5529
    @reginaaguilar5529 3 года назад +8

    Damn I got mad real quick when that guy wanted to take her home 😤

  • @Qulize
    @Qulize 4 года назад +8

    Oh wow didnt knew you can speak mandarin. Nice 👍

  • @sai-kc7op
    @sai-kc7op 3 года назад +4

    Jakes voice sounds exactly like my brother:)

  • @pgame20
    @pgame20 3 года назад +1

    If you've got a problem with chipotle mayo, you've got a problem with life

  • @midoriyaizuku796
    @midoriyaizuku796 5 лет назад +8

    Btw Jake I can't find the vid where u were streaming on Christmas I reckon.. I really want to watch that part again where there was this jingle bell song playing which was explicit haha .. lemme know PWWEEZZZ

  • @GmodForDays
    @GmodForDays 5 лет назад +1

    The fucking finger wave Jake gave that rich guy was the best

  • @elmer3837
    @elmer3837 3 года назад +2

    Water looks like the korean vlogger Jang E Na.

  • @CrackDadCentral
    @CrackDadCentral 3 года назад +3

    she’s gorgeous 🥺

  • @PG-fy2ck
    @PG-fy2ck 5 лет назад +6

    in my country you take the whole cake for like 12 or 15 dollars xD (im portuguese)

  • @adamhenry2697
    @adamhenry2697 5 лет назад +5

    Who’s the girl who said to go watch her stream?

    • @leckerbambi1019
      @leckerbambi1019 3 года назад +1

      its my stepsister, we are from alabama btw

    • @adamhenry2697
      @adamhenry2697 3 года назад

      @@leckerbambi1019 link me then

  • @bobbyalvarez87
    @bobbyalvarez87 3 года назад

    What is jake using to record? I’m asking cause I notice both his hands R free & he can C everyone’s messages??????

  • @madissoncastro3807
    @madissoncastro3807 2 года назад +1

    that be sus when water said just tickle me

  • @adityapathak8862
    @adityapathak8862 4 года назад +5

    Wht the hell u guys do wit banana 😆😆🤣🤣really Mann ur😆

  • @stkmedia5293
    @stkmedia5293 4 года назад +1

    leau sataine, why does it sound like devil's water? oh oh, like satin

  • @Zuignap
    @Zuignap 5 лет назад +9

    Chat is so hard to read

  • @richmondarconado239
    @richmondarconado239 3 года назад +3

    One of the underrated ytber

  • @angelreyes6087
    @angelreyes6087 3 года назад

    This guy DEF be getting these girls

  • @johnafable3091
    @johnafable3091 3 года назад +1

    "How about *I* take you home Cutie ;)"

  • @davidthompson662
    @davidthompson662 5 лет назад +4

    Chat ruined Kana and will ruin Elosie too eventually, sooner or later no other people will be on his stream.

    • @stpotefcc5475
      @stpotefcc5475 5 лет назад +2

      David Thompson not really, eloise appear on his stream yesterday at the last hours or two.

    • @davidthompson662
      @davidthompson662 5 лет назад +1

      @@stpotefcc5475 I know I just like shitting on chat.

    • @xx-tk5tu
      @xx-tk5tu 5 лет назад +1

      Natsuki still the best!

  • @Vintage_hour221
    @Vintage_hour221 3 года назад +5

    Water n Jake is so perfect to be couple

  • @babyruth8214
    @babyruth8214 4 года назад +3

    woww😂😂this is something😅 i wan't more videos like this one

  • @mahdipi5512
    @mahdipi5512 4 года назад +5

    Dont lose her

  • @skrt947
    @skrt947 5 лет назад +2

    WHAT A MAN

  • @Bigbrrr007
    @Bigbrrr007 5 лет назад +1

    What country is this filmed in sorry if this is a stupid question jw like is it China or Japan or ....

  • @ace24680
    @ace24680 4 года назад +4

    btw turn on subs at 26:20 lmao you're gonna eat jabba :D

    • @jimmylei6798
      @jimmylei6798 3 года назад

      You have a point but you could also turn on subtitles yourself

  • @stkmedia5293
    @stkmedia5293 4 года назад +5

    17:56 almost enough to make me want to ..............

  • @SuperBaoooo
    @SuperBaoooo 5 лет назад +13

    I don‘t wanna be that thirsty boy... but those girls 😩

  • @fubardad8892
    @fubardad8892 5 лет назад +6

    Jake... get a real watch!!!\

  • @guyporter2770
    @guyporter2770 5 лет назад +6

    It's so nice jake supports the transgender community.

  • @isaiah8553
    @isaiah8553 5 лет назад +1

    Thank you pops

  • @pinksmoke7705
    @pinksmoke7705 2 года назад

    I loooooove her shirt 😍

  • @Ailyph
    @Ailyph 5 лет назад +4

    Bye Jabba! Byeee!

  • @austinjeon807
    @austinjeon807 3 года назад

    anyone got the full vod?

  • @arigato22
    @arigato22 3 года назад +4

    Your gf is beautiful; uh some guys might think she's a prostitute, hostess or just assume she's after other rich guys; I got that sometimes in Asia! Random guys would stalk me or ask me home. When I was in Japan, I didn't know why until a mate told me that they might think I'm a prostitute because I'm not only chinese, I'm big busted and petite. Apparently if you dress nice, they make assumptions... It was quite insulting!!! I've been back home in Australia now for years and it doesn't happen here... (fortunately). I'm also too f-king old for this shit now. But I forgot a lot about it till I saw this video. And I remember telling a friend I was being stalked by guys in Asia (they'd follow me around in malls creepily etc). I do like your response to him though!!!

  • @kamatong
    @kamatong 5 лет назад +1

    Most obnoxious happy birthday song i have heard.

  • @easyduster
    @easyduster 5 лет назад +2

    No Eloise PepeHands

  • @whushaw
    @whushaw 5 лет назад +4

    waiting for those timestamps

  • @yuyufool117
    @yuyufool117 5 лет назад +5

    Why did jake almost cry?

  • @leonlindeque7574
    @leonlindeque7574 5 лет назад +6

    Pop a squat my dood!

  • @jasthis8173
    @jasthis8173 5 лет назад +1

    Damn jake

  • @gigachadyuumi
    @gigachadyuumi 2 года назад

    The shadee at 11:40 she's so funny lol

  • @hampter1279
    @hampter1279 4 года назад +5

    Why is she called water?

    • @Renvaar1989
      @Renvaar1989 3 года назад +3

      Lots of Chinese people who study English choose odd names. I knew an Apple, a Train, a Fish...

  • @IPODTheinFormalGamer
    @IPODTheinFormalGamer 5 лет назад +3

    WideHard

  • @wallybermudez2555
    @wallybermudez2555 3 года назад +2

    Jake's a good dude,I would've knocked the security guy out. That guy was smaller than water.

  • @daviddoyodance3085
    @daviddoyodance3085 3 года назад

    Jake are you seriously complaint about 8 Yuan?? ($1 Dollar something cents in American money), unless you meant $8 Dollars in American Money, but I doubt you’re talking about American Money, 8 Yuan (Chinese Currency) is nothing my guy 😂😂 especially for a slice of Red Velvet

  • @DaylanHardy
    @DaylanHardy 5 лет назад +1

    Its ya boy

  • @steenie771
    @steenie771 3 года назад

    4:36 what breed is that dog?

  • @momouwu1937
    @momouwu1937 3 года назад +1

    Jake is thirsty

  • @Rhoadie1
    @Rhoadie1 3 года назад

    Chinese dudes don't want no smoke when it comes to American dude's girlfriend. Plentiful smoke to be had..... Big brother.....

  • @atsungimchen742
    @atsungimchen742 8 месяцев назад

    Jake is way too sensitive little guy, Mr. Follow the Rules guy!!!

  • @ArnoldsKtm
    @ArnoldsKtm 5 лет назад +1

    Yeet

  • @DiligentMedia
    @DiligentMedia 2 года назад

    9:23 is that xqc

  • @cChinno0
    @cChinno0 4 года назад

    What is that shoulder camera shit he’s using? It’s fucking sick someone plz lmk 😫

  • @pacotebebado8565
    @pacotebebado8565 4 года назад +2

    Que grande Evita en el 2:17

  • @zippo718
    @zippo718 2 года назад +1

    That's typical Asian clubs, the employees get tips to bring loose girls to the rich patrons. But that dude didnt even have his own driver, leaving in a regular taxi (not even a high-end uber) and still trying to take random girls home lol.

  • @RayHarms82
    @RayHarms82 Год назад

    Water is insane in an awesome way. Way cooler then you Jake sorry.

  • @snudge763
    @snudge763 4 года назад +1

    What's water's job

  • @arounmean8961
    @arounmean8961 2 года назад +1

    I wish you luck bro, i would of did the same thing. ✌ water is gorgeous 💜

  • @GoobNoob
    @GoobNoob 5 лет назад +1

    1k 1 hour

  • @yakiisobaa
    @yakiisobaa 4 года назад +1

    covid-19

  • @kuterkylebonghanoy
    @kuterkylebonghanoy 3 года назад

    Good Job CHINA

  • @nowahblanco9935
    @nowahblanco9935 3 года назад

    bruh she coughin just a lil to much

  • @travisl1759
    @travisl1759 4 года назад

    Take her home in a Taxis bro, she said no thanks and he was out, you tripping as shit

  • @AshLey-yf1qw
    @AshLey-yf1qw 4 года назад

    The part with the girl on the bed shit was so awkward and cringe