You know, I can't believe *Fonejacker* ended more than 10 years ago and they still crack me up. And the use of the visuals with the voices......genius.
"£40 then the monthly payments at £42 a month for the first month then its £18 for 1 month then 43 paymets of £92 for the next 367 months" This killed me 🤣
Brilliant. Probably one of the best he did, the timing was on point and the participant was perfect. The gentle Indian accent and the dating results are hilarious. Also ending everything with "ings" LOL
3:04 Its FREE to join.....apart from the one off joining fee of £40 and then the monthly payments at: £42 a month for 1st month And then its £18 for one month And then 43 payments of £92 for the next 367 months...
I hope phonejacker and ownage pranks realize how much of an impact thier videos have and had on people. They literally saved people's lives with thier comedy.
48 that's a old woman..nah I don't want that . The swingings... Yea I'm up for that shit ..laughs So you're into the swingings Hilarious 10 years later I cry with laughter 2019.
I listened very carefully this time. By my calculation, although it's "free to join", I worked out that it will cost £5780! That's very expensive datings.
The fact that he liked larger ladies, and vehemently denied that he was gay, made me think that he was black. That may be the most racist thing I've ever typed.
"She weighs 19 stones"
"HOW MUCH!?"
that shit always cracks me up.
You know, I can't believe *Fonejacker* ended more than 10 years ago and they still crack me up. And the use of the visuals with the voices......genius.
Yeah the art work was class
Yeah
What’s tv?
it's big brothers way of projecting onto the public the culture he wants to create
I should download it all while I can...
This is absolutely brilliant. The indian accent, the jackpot machine, the graphics...
And the elephant noise when he says 19 stone
This makes me piss myself I feel low I put this one on 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it every time this gets me 😁😀
Farting stonings
@@jenniferbranch5740hope your feeling a lot better now 3 years on ❤
I cant believe I've only just noticed the power button on his computer says "onings"
Haha
Well-noticed
and offings
The computer is also called computings
😂😂👌🏻
"£40 then the monthly payments at £42 a month for the first month then its £18 for 1 month then 43 paymets of £92 for the next 367 months"
This killed me 🤣
367 months is 30 years and 7 months.
I've cried at this so many times.
Pretty much predicted the future of paying app subscriptions.
This is exactly what dealing with Sky sounds like
What I always found so brilliant about Fonejacker was that you can really imagine everyone looking in real life like their animations.
100 percent
"FOUR stone? That's anorexic mate!"
Anorexings
"mmmmmm"
The last bit is best, when his girlfriend goes: “Don’t you fucking dare!”
"and make sure she weights about, 13 stone"
"...13 stone?"
"yee"
"...why?"
Because black guys like BBW's
The blackings Guy likings the 13 stonings
13 stone isn’t BBW lmao
Bbw has a 13 stone arse
@@jimmykray9583 13 Stone is fat as fuck especially for a woman.
“Why you wanting the 13 stonings?!”
🤣
Brilliant. Probably one of the best he did, the timing was on point and the participant was perfect. The gentle Indian accent and the dating results are hilarious. Also ending everything with "ings" LOL
That makes me think it was fake, just too funny to be true especially the part about not being gay.
I reckon he probably knew it was a prank and was playing along with it just for fun
I love that accent. It's cool, and chilled.
When i get prank called i normally go along with it, so do most of my friends so its hardly impossible for this to be real lol
His missus in the background " you fucking dare " lol
December 2023. It ended so long ago but this is still absolute top quality
My favourite Fonejacker call ever. The animations crease me up every time.
homosexuallings
@quincee what is that profile picture? I keep seeing it.
@@MultiJunkStuff haha me too everywhere I bet it must be some kiddy gaming thing my best guest
Man on man lovings
Blondings. Why are you wanting the thirting stonings?
Dinosaur Trees Thirteen stonings may be too high on the Body Mass Indexings
2:49 IM NOT GAY! LOL. gets me everytime
Homosexualings
"19 stone"
"HOW MUCH?"
hahaha
"no no no not 19 stone"
Hahaha
Why do women carry 19 stones with them, is that a fashion choice
3:04 Its FREE to join.....apart from the one off joining fee of £40 and then the monthly payments at:
£42 a month for 1st month
And then its £18 for one month
And then 43 payments of £92 for the next 367 months...
so basically 4k quid
The way wifey locked off the ting at the end :D
For the next 367 months 😂 the guy was willing to sign up as well.
That’s over 30 years!
02:02 he nearly loses it lol
The algorithms brings me back to this one every so often and I 😂😂😂 all over again
Love it when they give what is quite clearly a prank the time of day. I know I would.
I first heard this about 8 years ago and i still have a listen every few monthings and it still make me laugh my head off 😂 🤣
43 payments of £92 for the next 367 months hahahaha
For those not familiar with stones:
4 stones = 56 pounds (25kg)
12 stones = 168 pounds (76kg)
19 stones = 266 pounds (120 kg)
Borat Sagdiyev
as you may have noticed I am not familiar with stones. I live in Iceland.
Gold!!!
*Stonings ;)
Picnic Boy even 12 stones is huge.
lissongreenbanger Not huge. A bit chubby.
Still better than online dating sites.
"I'm finding you dating's" 🤣
I love how you can hear Kayvan occasionally holding back laughing.
still watching for the millionth time in 2019- still cracks me up
Or its leet I've watched this a million times over the years and still watching it's the best
Same, this is never going to stop being totally hilarious!
When I hear 4 stone I literally stopped breathing for a solid 20 seconds as I was laughing way to hard 😂😂😂😂😂
Every time an Indian speaks to me on the phone I have to watch this video 😂
then the monthly payments of 42 pounds for the first month, then its 18 pounds for a month then 43 payments of 92 pounds for the next 347 months :)
14kip 😂😂😂
367
Had me in fits and I rewound it many times 😁😁
I’m laughing my head off always come back to this when I’m stoned 😂😂😂 I’m literally crying at this
It's free to join, except for the one off joining fee or £40
*40?*
the one off joining fee of £40 per month for the first 18 months ;)
This has gotta be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen! I love the 19 stonings.
"But she weights FOUR Stone!" Lol
Why? Why are you wanting the 13 stonings?
*Farting stonings
philxyz why!? Why what? 😂😂😂
13 stonings is quite lightings really
Ah fonejacker. Still love it to this day
0:42 he says 13 stones and then changes to 12 when the fonejacker asks him about it he got embarrassed for liking larger women lol.
" you wanting for the homosexualings"?
48, that's an old woman?' 😂
Oldings
Nearly choked on my beer lmao. Hilarious
Ramboo339 glad you didn't choke mate! same ere xx
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Same 'ere, but on me Rosé 😁🍷
Try not be choking on the beerings sir
"No, I don't want that." LOL!
the homosexualings lololololol
This never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The funniest thing about this whole video is the picture for the guy over the phone it sounds crazy but it the voice fits the picture
Just discovering this guy, pure gold.
I just love this it cracks me up everytime I watch it and the visuals are class bring back fonejacker where has he been .
"Shes a blonde the blue eyes shes weighing 12 stones and shes 48"
"It's another brunette... Yeah... she's 20,yeah...and she weighs 4 stone!!!
Me:😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Are you wanting for the homosexualings?" 😂
Every second of this is genius.
I'd love to go out for a pint with Kayvan Novak
why are you homosexualings ?
Rubber dinghy rapids bro
I wish Kayvan would bring this back. It's comedy gold
He nearly got busted at the end.
I love this. Do another series please
His mam or girlfriend at the end though 😂😂
I hope phonejacker and ownage pranks realize how much of an impact thier videos have and had on people. They literally saved people's lives with thier comedy.
really has stood the test of time
I’m finding you the dating!!!
was he trying to cheat on his missus?
Suzy Suz no shit
george how do you know he's black, I think it's a white chav
@george????????
@george what do you mean whiteboy?
george A bit of racism providings there
It's free to join apart from the one off joining fee of £40
did anyone else see the button on the computer "onings" hahahaha
The button on the left probably says offings haha
Don Juan It does.
Do you wanna sighn up for the swingers?yes fckn right,sighn me up bruv lol
It really was the animation that made it all so funny :)
this has to be my fav phone prank ever
It's free to join except the one off joining fee of £40 then another payment of £80 and 43 payments of £92
"She's got the blue eyes and she's the 4 stone"🤣
I like how it shows the elephant for 19 stone. VERY clever touch of genius that. (':
“Different types of swingings” 😂😂
367 months 😂😂😂
Sign you up for the Swingings??
Swingings?? - Oh Yeah I'm in to that Shit Hahahah
Lol 😂the jack pot machine
The sooner this programme returns the better!
The picture of the man on the phone sitting on the sofa is hilarious
Ok I finding you the dating!
48 that's a old woman..nah I don't want that .
The swingings...
Yea I'm up for that shit ..laughs
So you're into the swingings
Hilarious 10 years later I cry with laughter 2019.
"We are doing the the different kinds of the swinging"
I had to crack at 4 stone. Big laugh. It was like a sneeze that needed to be snozen.
Way better than the first one. I love his billing descriptions. You can just hear the people on the other line thinking "COR!?!"
I listened very carefully this time. By my calculation, although it's "free to join", I worked out that it will cost £5780! That's very expensive datings.
You want to sign up for the swingings 😂
The 'ings' are killing me off 😂😂😂
Haha he got collared by the Mrs.
This is one of the best prank calls ever.
The guy don't seem all that smart. Don't think he is black though.
I think he was, man.
*doesn't
The fact that he liked larger ladies, and vehemently denied that he was gay, made me think that he was black. That may be the most racist thing I've ever typed.
@@vermilliongecko *BAWAHAHAHAHA!* 😂😂😂😂
I like black
She’s a blinding the blue eyes the 12 stonings.......and she’s 48. LOL I LOVE FONE JACKER
I’m dying this is too funny 😂
This is making me laugh so hard lmao...😂😂😂. Fonejacker is crazy funny
Oh I miss fonejacker so much...this is so good 😂
Most of the boys at my school looked like the serive providing guy , makes me feel right at home .
Love the slot machine on pc screen during da dating search
the girlfriend at the end man... too funny
@@ashlyr4385 Really don't think it was his mum
4 stone that's anorexic mate.What about the swinging? Yh I'm up for that shit lol
I am finding you the datings! Hilarious!
Are you wanting the homosexualings?
Absolute comedy gold this 😅😂😂😂
Why you wanting the 13 stonings? Hahahaha
4 stone 😂
haha
Dident anyone here his miss's at the end she thought he was actually speaking to a dating agency and sore red. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do you want the swingings sir?.
My other half is kicking off because she can't hear the TV because I'm laughing so loudings